Worst Console Ever - ProJared
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2014
- The Intec Interact. The word "rip-off" would be too gentle for it.
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I just got this recommended to me out of nowhere, I might as well watch it
You should! It's good stuff!
Dragfall Luard me too
His name is trending atm because of another video he put out about his side of a scandal hes on. UA-cam is probably assuming "He seems popular, and you love this type of video anyways."
I commented on Heidi's new tweets after seeing that all her replies were supportive of her, basically saying that she can't complain rn because Jared was harassed way more than her. She blocked me
same
To hear that intro again after three months, maaan the feels
I honestly teared up a little. This is the real Jared. The Professional Jared.
I still was watching the videos because I had a good feeling that those accusations were nothing but bogus
I wish I was you, I didn't fall into the hate train, but I did refrain from watching. But still, it just felt wrong. I need to trust my gut more often.
@@fourfascinatingfrogs Dont feel bad, we really got played in this
Don't get used to it, FantomenK have requested on twitter for their song to not be used in his videos going forward...
Can’t believe Nintendo ripped off the Genie-Cons.
RevampedSpider not to be rude but don’t be surprised if someone gets R/Wooosh d
Not JUST the Genie-cons, but they stole the pro controller design as well
How shameful
they ripped off the thing for ring fit?
That gives Joy-CONS a new meaning
This is one of those videos you re-watch every year without any rhyme or reason (eventually getting to the point where you can recite the video word-for-word.)
Truly a UA-cam gaming classic
just felt the urge rn you are a genius
This and a few others like the DND cartoon video
Man after watching projared’s new video, these comments haven’t aged well.
Very true
It kind of makes 'em dicks tbh
Indeed
Any way to remove those? Hard to see comments that aren't insults.
afaik, they're on all episodes of Jared...which makes me sad because I liked it better when people talked about something else
Jared shows he’s innocent
Everyone in his comment sections:
It’s Rewind Time
NO. NO MORE REWINDS!
And cue K.K. Slider throwing himself out the studio window SMG4-style.
enable backpedal.exe
Imagine being a kid and THIS being your first video game experience.
This way my first console gaming experience
Back in late 2015. I would always feel really ill whenever I went to bed. The pain in my stomach kept me awake for months. It ended up being ritual for little 11 year old me to watch this video every night until I fell asleep. Never gets old even today.
I used to watch this over and over too.
I guess the youtube algorithm let ProJared back.
And I couldn't be happier.
And Coppa is gonna take him away
I can't believe that they actually released Half Life 3 in secret as a bowling game on a console nobody's ever heard of.
My hat's off to you, Valve
Exposed
😂😂😂
To access the full game you need to do 33 full games of nothing but strikes
イKAONイ I
@@phantomunleashed3289 Not the only thing 'exposed'
I remember the scandal and deciding to wait for more evidence. I was never a proJared fan, but now 3 months later after all he’s been through and seeing how well he handled it, I can’t help but start watching his videos.
Good for you, sir. It is always a good idea for avoid the controversy until the victim in questions proven himself.
Typing comments like this on several year old videos is cringe.
@@ninjafrog6966 well, comments are there for a reason
Jared: Hey, can I return this Wii ripoff?
Clerk: Sorry, I cannot do that.
Jared: ...I have the receipts!
Hi Matthew. Love your rap battles
Ayyy
A parent should take away their Xbox and replace it with this as a punishment
lol I would cry
You Monster
True
That would be child abuse, the child would be mentally scarred for life.
Its called a MiWi
That's not the worst console ever, the real worst console ever is >insert your favorite console here
>insert sad emoticon here
>insert religious/anti-religious comment here
>Insert overused Darude-Sandstorm joke here
dear god all of you just make me >insert faith in humanity loss/restored
I'm >insert race/ethnicity here< and I find that offensive, you >insert racist slur here
I want to return this console, I HAVE THE RECEIPTS
Lol ya
Overspeed is technically a second person game, you see your character from another character's point of view.
I think that it's entirely possible that the console was made by the man you bought it from.
Reddwarf Makes sense, considering he doesn't speak english.
😂😂😂
Probably was.
666 likes
Django Cribbs the man that Jared bought the console from ended up doing a good deed to make a broken marriage/10 console lmao
You know the best part of his latest video? I can watch his stuff without an ounce of guilt now!
Same, apart from the guilt of being an arsehole to him
Same
Yee
I'll admit that stuff like "Yes, I cheated, and I'm okay with that" out of context still makes me laugh with the way it's presented, but otherwise even during the fiasco I found myself at an awkward Neutral position. His newest video was definitely a must
pokemon tcg2 would be a huge comeback arc
I can't believe he bought this device for $15 and made a video for 8 million people to enjoy
I love how everyone now is cool with him and is all "oh i was always on his side" shows that people don't actually care and just go with what others say.
Sounds about right. I've seen very few people who were either always on his side, or still don't like him lol. These crowds are something else, man.
@@MasterOfKnowledge. yup it's why i say the human race is already dead.
@@alphawolf7417 well we are clearly not dead yet but we are doomed
oh, you made me think of "i never really was on your side", one of the things the Spy from Team Fortress 2 says.
Funny for me because I never was subbed to him till maybe 6 months ago. I don’t even know why. I knew who he was and I did watch a few of his videos prior, but never got around to checking out his videos. I didn’t even know of the controversy. So glad I subbed and checked out his backlog of videos.
That’s why my final rating for this, Is A False Accusation Out Of 10!
username Oh boy, you missed out on a lot.
@@57yearoldjamesbond What did he do
@FrostBug 11?
Based.
Based af
Let's replace the old bad comments with fresh positive ones!
We love you Jared!
Happy to see you again
Let's get this comment to the top
So dang wholesome.
2 years passed again. Our turn now ;)
Agreed
16:00
This might be the first Second Person game.
Certainly the first one I've seen.
You're playing from the eyes of a racer just behind you that can't seem to catch up.
So... Before Driver: San Francisco? There is a mission in that game where not only you have to drive Tanner's car, but you are also looking through the POV of the person you're being chased by.
I'm so tired of the whole "guilty until proven innocent" culture that's been permeated in our culture as of late. Hopefully this proves as a lesson to many of you to wait until you have the full picture and both sides of a story before you condemn somebody.
@@mike-6139 I hope you're not referring to me
Miguel Flagstaff
Ah yes, another UA-cam socialism undertsanderer
I would love to hear more about your feelings battling with decades of academia in the future
@@stratisfire nah hes talking abt miguel
What are we Japanese?
Give me fucking context
"This may be the first game in existence to have an AGE meter" This must be an alternate universe where The Sims doesn't exist.
PAAARRALELLL UUNIVERSESS
DrewVisor MAAANDEELLLAAAA EEEEEEFFFEEEECCCCTTTT
The original dead or alive hade an age meter. only it wasn't really for age haha.
KingOvalord This must be the alternate universe where Trump wins.
ShiitakeLP I got bad news for you, son...
Why do I find myself watching this again and again and again.
YO! Me too!!!
Same here.
because you have no life.
Karl Pants I do too.
Karl Pants ikr
Projared; he's so bad ass that when he dies, he keeps shooting!
I think that's the right way to use a semicolon, yeah!
+@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 It's not supposed to be a colon?
@@DrDolan2000 I guess you'd want a sentence behind the Projared part now that I look back at it, but then I'd be right on that part.
“And he doesn’t just shoot his gun, HE PLEASURES IT”
Damn this was 10 years ago, how fast time flies.
How I feel when I watch AVGN lmao. Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu was the newest episode when I started watching him
"Seriously. That is him. They stole this."
I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.
the comments here are either from 3-4 years ago to less than 24 hours ago.
@Entua my man critiquing memes im the middle of a controversy . A man of culture, truely ahead of his time
The best kind of comment section.
@@goddamnarshia How is he critiquing lol He's just stating interesting facts, but that's doesn't hide about the foreshadowing which pretty much spot on towards one of the reasons of ProJared's downfall
@@ohamatchhams nah i was saying he was criticising the low effort memes , which is kinda funny with him being 10 steps ahead of everyone else already rating the memes , only something true men of culture do
Entua exactly. They’re nothing but a bunch of normies.
this is my comfort video, no joke ive watched it to fall asleep nearly every night since i was abt 15 love u jared xx
8 years of the same shit? Jesus, what a fucking life.
I always come back to this video as well
Honestly, coming back to this has warmed my heart. I grew up with Jared and I was so sad to see him canceled. The last few months have been confusing, but I'm glad he's back.
Imagine blindly hating someone based off of false information.... this is why I stayed subbed to Jared. I knew there was something fishy going on.
Yohead111 i sadly did this when the slazo situation happened, im so ashamed of it but i did :(
Yohead111 I stayed subscribed. However, I was part of the sheep just because I wanted to have fun in the comments section.
@@supercool1312 Don't worry. Just go with it the next time too.
b-but muh lissen and beleeve
Yohead111 I was incredibly gullible into believing it all, but I kept rewatching this video, There was something happening
This video is full of comments of hate and love clashing
A beautiful site to see
Make more vids man
Why is that "oh-no" guy mowing thw lawn with a red GameCube
This was the first projared video i ever saw years ago
Yeah, it's a game called Boxes World. What'd you expect, Mary Fuckin' Poppins?
no I expected Call of duty BO2
Yeah, I think I remember seeing this on my TI-83 calculator!
+xLordEnder
*insert Jontron quote here*
Yes I see I... I see
Nvm let me get this right hootin ballows
I remember my school had these as prize for a fundraiser. Advertised as a "Me Wii". My mom helped me sell so many things to get a "Wii" and when I finally got it.... Biggest disappointment of my life :(
TacocaT the pain must have been REAL
mr piano man intensifies
TacocaT This just goes to show how cheap schools can be sometimes...
On this episode of things that never happened....
Jude C. Why do you assume that it's fake? It's not even that strange of a story....
Dawg this is my comfort video I've watched this like over 20 times by now
I love Pro Jared
ProJared: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."
A ProJared move*
A *PRO* Move
Internet Kung-Fu?
I thought it was just a legend...
This is the most underage comment section I've seen in a long time. Who the fuck actually takes console wars seriously?
No lifers
i think some of them are just jokes. not being taken seriously.
developers
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Why do you think you can say the f-word
"I don't know what this is!" Best way to start a video.
GLaDOS, is that you?
Gabriel shut up or shes gonna test us!
Gabriel Hujjat nice epic battle fantasy avatar
Gamer, last time I checked, Scout was a male.
Go back to school.
+BLU Scout You STILL owe me a Ham Bat/Shank.
I never gave up on Jared. Watching his videos again is giving me so much nostalgia. God bless you, Jared.
I never gave up Jared either.
The kickboxing girl game was a trace of a sprite from a Japanese plug and play video game that's about boxing.
And the looping music at the menu is some sort of shitty midi version of Hey Guy by Italo Disco legend Ken Laszlo.
What Plug and Play console was it?
I lost it at Wallace Breen
I cannot understand this at all. Why is he there? Why Dr. Breen? Why bowling? Why are all the other characters generic original property, but just RANDOM BREEN APPEARANCE.
There's nothing about it that makes sense. You could have blocked out that image and asked me - "What character do you think features as player3?" you could give me a thousand guesses and I wouldn't have said FUCKING WALLACE BREEN.
But he is in the third character spot, though so yeah - Half Life Three confirmed. The intec interact must be a Steam Machine prototype.
@Grey Mercury
Dude you have blown my mind this all has to be a ploy by Valve to hint at HL3 bravo my friend bravo.
I lost it at the "Oh-no!" in Lawn Purge. It's one of the undo sounds from Kid Pix!
GreyMercury
lol WALLACE BREEN BOWLING!
***** It is from Kid Pix
I feel so happy rewatching this video
10:40 this is just feeding frenzy.
Or odel lake if you will
4:40 "this looks pretty smooth"
game proceeds to corrupt character
*screams of the damned*
And the sprites are stolen from Neo Turf Masters.
finally nontroll comments I love this review. glad it popped back up
I wasn't a subscriber before, but I did enjoy watching this video as well as some of Jared's other videos. But now after watching his recent video, I'm now a new subscriber.
Chris Hillmon me too
I'm back being a sub
personally I never watched his stuff but knew of him, and now I'm a subscriber, currently bingewatching most of his classics
@@Dzicozan same here
I been watching him for years because of this specific video
I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this over the years.
One of his best videos!
straight facts
"Lawn Purge" is now "It's Literally just Mowing" and is somehow a super popular mobile game. Who would have thunk it??
Oh wow ProJared got his hands on the Soulja Game years before it came out.
69th like.
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I thought the guy in the thumbnail in the bottom right was the bee from The Bee Movie
Omg XD
@@Eden-- same xddd
nah bro, it was the GAMESPHERE STAND!
ProJared: used UNO reverse card successfully! Welcome Back dude
The Chef Boo (Andrew) block...?
@@Dr.Oofers Skyrim skills meme.
welp time to rewatch all of his videos
(again)
This is still my all-time favorite ProJared video. One of the few videos out there *period* that I can watch multiple times and not get too bored.
The lawn "oh no" noise is from kid pix
Oh, man, Kid Pix. I remember it all around fourth grade. That was fun.
I'm in sixth grade now, gonna be in seventh grade soon, two days of the final quarter left.
Not like you would care.
I'm in sixth grade too, well, I WAS. I'm on summer vacation right now (I started on May 28) and I'm going into seventh grade in September. Except I learned about Kid Pix in 1st grade I think
Kolby Villanueva Ah, yes. I remember seventh grade, it should be a breeze. Going into high school this year.
Yeah I thought that was where it's from. I'll be a senior next year, and I used Kid Pix in 5th grade!
Joseph Stovall Thats a stock sound effect
"Pixie Princess Dandelion of the Death Knell" sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
SMG4's SuperFan every single comment like this is 3 months agi
Projared when everybody loves him again:
2:05
What is that song
Cameron Salisbury hiatus by Asking Alexandria
Still remains my all-time favorite youtube video after five years, extremely glad that Jared is okay and back in action again!
But...But.. Jontron did a video on bootleg plug n play console and games and... and... some of those games were on this? a bootleg of bootleg of a bottleg on a bootleg console. BOOTLEGCEPTION!
+nathan fitzpatrick I'm going deeper Leo...
XD
+nathan fitzpatrick Actually, it seems like a *lot* of bootleg video game consoles have the same stupid games on them, only with slight graphical changes and different names. It's enough to set off a conspiracy theorist talking about the Chinese Bootleg Illuminati.
Again, XD
Ha ha! Bootlegception! BWOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
2,207 people have this system and actually like it, or they are pissed that they bought it and Jared is making fun of them for buying it
Dave Hobbs yeah true he's trying to piss every game company in the world
Dave Hobbs yeah true he's trying to piss every game company in the world
xbox gaming time No...no he isn't
Hamza Aman yes he is
why do you think that?
Hearing that intro in my recommended tab makes it feel like everything is back to normal again. Such joy
7:45 , WAIT, 'Lawn Purge'?! Didn't Jontron cover that in his Plug 'n' Play video? Does this bootleg console have a bootleg version of a bootleg game that's on a bootleg console?!
Also there is (s)hootin balloo(n)s
wowmom98 And 'Boxes World'
Diamond is another one
Hell, even the COPYRIGHT DATE is similar!
Billiamiscool I noticed that too!
Boxes world, shooting ballons and a couple of these other games appear on jontrons plug and play vid. Meaning rip off companies rip of other rip of games to fill their rip of consoles. My god...
And don't forget LAWN PURGE!
Gabe Rip-offSeption.
Gabe no no no its not shooting balloons its hooton balons
It’s bootleg inbreeding
@@ooeygooeygoodra3068 it's actually "hootin ballous"
Hey, just wanna say thanks. You were my favorite youtube channel when I was younger, and this video was one of my favorites.
90% of my recommended is all of Jared's videos, and for once, I'm gonna let UA-cam give them to me. Just glad to see ProJared back at it again. You go Jared! For someone who went through so much, it's nice to see him actually happy again.
That fish game is EXACTLY like
Feeding Frenzy
Just sayin
I know right I thought I was the only one that noticed
***** ikr? I miss that game
Anyone play the arcade one with a roller ball or the pc version
M Bison popcap also made plants vs zombies
Danielle Darling or agario
Man, the foreshadowing is remarkable
there's people here already lmao
BWAHAHAHAHA
"A broken marriage out of 10"
Deep Lore
Why does everyone think this was in the background. He literally self identified as a male feminist. You should have known then.
People keep talking about comments from 3 months ago and god am I glad I wasn't around to see them. I like coming to his old videos and seeing comments that are flooding Jared with the support he deserves instead of stale memes at his expense ngl. I'm glad he showed everyone what was actually going on so we can watch these videos without feeling bad.
Keep up the good work man!
I’m glad to watch these again and not feel guilty, let’s give this man the support and positivity!
We love ya Jared!
“It feels so flimsy that I’m pretty sure I could shatter it fro, mental thought alone”
Proceeds to throw it on the ground
I half expected him to follow up with a clip of him hitting it with a hammer or driving his car over it, only to find it still in perfect shape.
THIS IS BULLSHIT
@@caharabae44 This comment doesn't hold up well now
@@AverageSynth Yeah thank you for reminding me that that comment was there, I feel like a piece of shit for joining in on that and I apologize
"A broken marriage out of 10"
I guess that was a prediction of things to come
*Seinfeld theme plays*
OOF TRUE
@@ciswhitememe Aw yeah
@@rikustorm13 you got cancer? 😭😭😭
"It has no soul, no love, no purpose. But it exists for only one reason: the kids."
Been watching Jared for years and I always come back to this video because it makes me giggle so much. Love you Jared
This has always been one of my favorite pro Jared vids
I always knew Dr. Breen had a mean bowling arm.
oh hi scarfulhu
Scarfulhu ... WHY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE UA-camRS WATCHING EACHOTHERS VIDEOS
Scarfulhu I
Scarfulhu I
Tell me Dr. Freeman if you can, you have destroyed so much. What is it that you have exactly created?! Can you name even one thing?! I thought not.
That rating is a bruh moment
Huston we have a bruh moment
bruh momento numero tres
i think it's a WOAH moment.
Brother
Bruhther
After all the drama, it’s nice to sit down and watch a projared video again
His comedy is so awkward, but that’s really what makes it so great for me. Glad you’re back Jared 👍🏻
18:11
This joke aged like an old glass of milk.
Edit: It still aged like milk, but I do feel glad knowing that I can laugh at this joke guilt free once more.
The G In LGBT Stands for Gamer
Nah, it aged like fine wine
Stix N' Stones
*SCHTOP!*
Good god, man! You almost got the ironic joke touch.
This comment aged like chocolate milk
An ad for depression played after he said "It has" at the beginning of the 32-game part of the video.
Lol
Mine was land o lakes.
Mine was hersheys curing someone’s depression lmao
Dunno how I missed your channel for so long but in the last couple days have really come to enjoy it! You were way ahead of your time!
This video is such a classic. I come back every few years.
Lawn Purge makes a return in the Normal Boots community!
Sable Braun And Boxes World!
Sable Braun And Shooting Ballons!
Sable Braun I'm happy I wasn't the only one who noticed that
Sable Braun You mean shooting balls-in
Sable Braun wow someone actually noticed i'm surprised
It's fuckin'... it's fuckin' snake. It's fuckin' shitty, it's fuckin' SHITTY ASS SNAKE!!
nope sorry wrong video
What about the denger zone
11:14 - The boy from the thumbnail.
*Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh*
@@FlowerCatta *Oooooooooooo!!*
This was my first video of yours that I watched. Crazy how it's been 7 years. Keep doing what you're doing ProJared!
I just realized Jared picks up controllers before dressing up
Priorities.
It's that 200 gamer IQ
lol
Gotta embrace his body with that sweet sweet plastic.
And you never realized this, despite your name?
Who is here from his latest video? I can finally watch this without guilt!
DubbleTap me
DubbleTap I am!
Glad to see people watching Jared again but I got to ask the people,at the time why would the host take away from you watching the video? If the content is good,it's good. The drama of someone on the show doesn't reduce the quality or enjoyment of the show.
@@ImGlassy because if it's something like a movie then you just think "man the director of this movie is a scumbag,but the movies good",but with youtube,the scumbag IS the content.Of course he isnt a scumbag though
never stopped watching them
this is one of my alltime fav comfort videos. always come back to it
me too man
This is such a throwback easily my favorite Pro Jared Video
The bowling game is half life 3
My -7 year old great grandfather works for Valve, so I can confirm this
Never has a comment so me me infuriated me yet made me laugh out loud. 10/10
Blu3 Sloth better than nothing
Blu3 Sloth HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GENIUS!
no, youre Gaben.
I defiantly remember edacity snakes, and lawn purge from the jontron plug and play video
Giant Dad Ikr
Both those consoles were probably made by the same Chinese bootleg factory.
lode runner
You forgot HOOTIN BALLOOS
Giant Dad I think I also remember boxes world from that video
We love you man, I'm glad you were able to prove innocence.
I think this is my favorite projared video. I keep coming back to it.
The most sarcastic ''YEEEEEEAAAAH!'' ever.
Adam Santer YEEEEEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU JERKS.
12:46 "Just drop balls at your leisure" -ProJared, 2014
I am someone you don't know f
Queen Sectonia f
Press f to pay respects?
fancy battlepants Maybe?
I am someone you don't know well then.
Holy shit thought this predicted the ps5 lmao
Came back to this vid when i saw it lmao
"Is that a PS5?"
Wait... is it?!
looking at his new videos, i am so happy to see jared thrive more than ever!
This used to be my favorite Projared video. One of my favorite UA-cam videos.
*sigh*
Me 2
Same here
@Yogg bruh
Same 😔
I'm ashamed to say same