Hydlide - ProJared
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2012
- Excuse me for a second. My left temple has an appointment with a powerdrill. This is HYDLIDE for the NES!
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My friend Hyde told me this game was good. Hyde Lied.
DrowzeeDreamer LOLS!1!!!!!1!!!
DrowzeeDreamer Ha!!
I see what you did there :)
***** REPLY OF THE YEAR!!!!!
***** 10 / 10 best joke
Back to the beginning, eh? Welcome to the redemption arc, fellow viewers.
Hell yeah.
It’s nice to know that a few of us are still around
I have to make up for it somehow...
@@AkjobAlgvak And you're well on your way already
I was one of the ones who decided to hold my opinion until everything came to light. I'm glad my faith was not misplaced.
There's something really comforting about going back to these old Projared videos, man. Can't quite put my finger on it.
I think it's because a lot of people used to watch Projared's videos back when they were younger, but his content is still nice even after you grow up.
So it gives you good nostalgic vibes without that awkward "oh God, I watched cringy stuff like this?" moment you usually get when you watch old YT content, stuff like Smosh or Nostalgia Critic.
Atleast that's how it feels for me, reminds me of when I was 14
For me its more of a homey feeling
I kinda miss him roasting bad games 😂😂😂
yea the new ones are crap
@@gordonlekfors2708 Nah, not at all. His new videos are great.
“Jim the Knight. Killed by bees.” will always get a big laugh out of me
Imagine if Jared somehow dies by bees, what would his tombstone say?
@@ChaseMC215 either "jerd, killed by bees" or "fuck you nature. jerd 2012"
"Imagine, if you will, a 5 year old little ProJared" ... Would that make Mini-Jared a...ProtoJared?
Well done
+Catasros it'd make a AmateurJared
+Catasros He started off as Amatuer Jared and after his parents leveled him up he eventually evolved into a ProJared.
Peppa Pig (MLG no-scoper) they didnt even use EXP.Share they sent him to the toughest dungeons with no party just to grind
PROTO-JARED LMFAOOOOOO
looks like your brother was trying to protect you Jared.
he should say thank you to him
indeed 😂
The vid loads so slow .....looks like it wants to protect me
You beat me to it. xD
Rudofaux lol
And then Jared hbjhbjhbj and the views start to return
Only after the internet hbjhbjhbj'ed him
@@Fireluigi1225 yes but he had the *receipts*
@@RageUnchained Thankfully he did.
dayana lea . I don’t have Twitter, so I avoided the schlong
Why not just throw the game out?
that dragon has some sick jazz hands
What surprises me is that ti's comment has no likes and yet it made me crack up
@@Necrodude Same story here!
Fancy meeting you here GG!
After 3 years...
Jim the Knight. From the same creative fantasy minds that gave you Bob the Wizard and Steve the Rogue.
sadly I ran a d&d group who wanted to use their first names so not so far off we had a barbarian named john sorcerer name steven and I think a fighter named jacob but I don't remember the rest
i mean Jacob kinda works for a fantasy setting I guess
Do not forget Brian the Mage and Toby the Kid Thief.
Fuck toby.
+Schwarzer Ritter toby sucks. he sucks ***s
"And then the Dragon dasdjalkjldasbla"
ProJared broke me.
+Leo Stephan It's somehow the perfect description X'D
And then the Princess EXPLODES into fairies!
+Darke Imp I agree. The syllables are weirdly synchronized with the dragon's motions.
And then the dragon hebighibigibiba
Tbh you weren't the only one apparently.
And then the dragon hzjbzhjbah and the princess explodes into fairies (c)
- Greatest quotes of the 21th century, volume XI
“Jim The Knight, killed by bees.”
That never gets old
Let’s start supporting this guy again!!!!
And yes! I am aware that the whole Jim The Knight thing is old
Nooo it’ll never get old
@@JimTheKnight01 its you!
"And then the dragon *HBJBJBLBH*" gets me every time XD
And she explodes into fairies.
16ktsgamma and then jared cries because we all know what that means, he's about to play hydlide
LOLOLOLOLOL! That line was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
FNHHMMCW uknm;tvmpo grih vb9fd vb,xcj nmcv ncv n k cvmlk cvjmbvkmogffw
Lulu Luvscats
And his name is....
Jim..
..Jim the knight.
Killed by bees.
jim jim the night
My God.
Batman: A killer bee weapon, bees my god
and his name is..
link
just link
killed by chickens
Q A ' Z E R G O "Here lies Link..."
Oh shit. I remembered this video and it just so happens to be its 10th anniversary.
This one's a classic
There's two ways to stop the music:
Mute the TV
Unplug the TV
Extra: DESTROY THE GAME
As the AVGN put it, "Mute the TV, put on some Witchfinder General, and while you're on it, PUT ON A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME!"
You may as well; the other sounds aren't good either
NG+ - Put remnants in a fire
Anyone else notice he BARELY got any experience from killing the dragon? XD He killed the dragon and the experience bar goes *pfft* a tiny bit.
Christopher Guinn This isn't D&D. That has been made painfully clear.
I don't care how many times I've seen these old videos, I love them all.
me too I always like to re watch them
That's why I'm here over four years later
Definitely agree, and i'd argue that no SHOW has more replayability as ProJared.
+Tomtenisse Powercool I'd say it's a close tie with JonTron.
Tee Tee Ah, I don't really watch JonTron. But I reckon he would be quite enjoyable aswell. I mean.. he's on normal boots aswell isn't he?
ProJared The Knight, nearly killed by trolls.
Revived by fans who are loyal.
Bit of shame that he didn't have any fire or acid spells with which to kill said trolls
He used a wave spell: The Wave. Of. TRUTH!
Duh-duh duh-duh dunananana!
He used the receipts spell
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly...
He got his life bacc
@Robert James Fischer damn, edge lord over here
@Robert James Fischer Nah man, he's saying you're edgy for calling him a "redditfag" because your insult is just so fucking edgy like cmon man you're not 12
Hell yeah he did
@@MrTwo-yv2up to be fair he probably is 12
It’s time for us to support Jared in his time of need, let’s roll gamers!
Yes sir!
*epic gamers 😋
If he made some fricking videos
I miss the old projared
ProJared fans unite!
Shit, wait for me, I need to get my jim the knight cosplay outfit on.
*_"There's a dragon and there's a princess. And the dragon hbjbuidgdgdgb... and the princess explodes into fairies!"_*
11 years later and that still gets a laugh out of me.
I couldn't agree more. Glad I sorted by newest. I rewatch this video super often, it's so comforting and hilarious!
Fr
And now everyone realizes, they were the bees all along!
*Fuck You Nature*
NOOO!! NOT THE BEES!!!
@@lunch_trey *buzzy bees*
Bees. My god.
More like wasps
Jared has had his say, and I stand with him, now to binge
Welcome to the redemption arc.
Let’s go.
@@cam8842 Heidi lied
@@Karmy. Heidi Died
I’ll bring the snacks!
You just smash your faces together until someone falls over.
The definition of relationship.
Fucking aged fantastic
@@croppedrocket3383 like fine wine
oh god this is too relevant now
epic
And look who took the fall
Defense and Attack mode? What is Jim? A Yu-Gi-Oh card?
that joke made my day
+Mickenzie Pickard thank you for making that joke
Yes. Zombrya the Dark, specifically.
+Mickenzie Pickard His attack power is 0. His defense is, like, 10.
he is also a normal monster.
Im glad i get to still enjoy these hydlide videos, Keep going Jared!!!
I completely agree!
I'mma binge watch all of this over again now that he's cleared his name
Me too!
when i heard what happen to him for real i felt like an asshole for unsubscribing
I used to play this as a kid and damn the music loop got me yelled by my parents.
That sucks, being yelled at for ... THIS?
@@rangingaway92 Cant blame them
your brother was right. you CAN'T play this game
Perhaps he was trying to protect Jared from this awful experience?
Therin the Unwise He couldn't save all of us, but atleast we got a warning...
Eric Berg His brother was protecting him from the game.
Andre Gon Itachi much...
jem due Narutard much...
I’ve watched every single one of his reviews so many times, Jared and Scott the Woz are endlessly entertaining to me I always end up binge watching their videos it never ends at just one
Have you seen Jared's Let's Play channel? His Zelda randomizers are really fun
Same
Sometimes I forget Jared is an og
Couldn't agree more about both
It’s like Pringles in visual and audio form.
This video is like comfort food to me, anytime I have a crap day I just put on this episode and it genuinely makes me feel better
same :)
Be like Jim, don't believe everything you see on the internet.
Jim knows what's up.
Jim is the hero Jared needs.
@@rah_sollest yeah, unlike Portly Guy, who immediately burned an effigy of Jared in his house as revenge
Jim's a real hero
Well, don’t be like Jim in _every_ aspect. You probably should avoid death by bees.
Instructions unclear, died to a slime.
Can you imagine 5 year old Jared setting up a Projared episode with a camera about Hydlide?
That would be incredible.
I've seen what adult Jared does with a camera, so no thanks.
@@NeoAstrisk Damn... Beat me to the comment.
@@NeoAstrisk bandwagon moment
I guess it would be nice to see a five-year old Jared just having fun (or... trying to); I like seeing the differences in people from child to adult - and not just because of their physical appearance changing
"Jim the Knight. Killed by bees."
+Han Daimond And slimes.
+D MAS and bees
+J De Castro But mainly slimes
Sesalpino Pinosesal And bees
+J De Castro Jim the knight's son, Bill... Killed by slimy bees...
Jim.
Jim the knight.
REAL FANTASY RIGHT THERE
Was it too hard to go with Sir James or something?
It's still a better name than Portly Guy
No wonder Warrior of Light has no name, his real name is terrible lol
Jim the knight....killed by bees.
I miss the "I'm playing (insert game here)" intros...
ik
@@wolfperson7879 ik? What mean by ik?
Icky kangaroo?
@@gravekeepersgeek it means I know my guy
@@gravekeepersgeek lmao
@@wolfperson7879 my bad I'm like a 24 year old ignorant man who's been living under a rock playing Sega Genesis
Jim can "runlyde", but he can't "Hydlide" from the dragon or the bees!
Justin Hill This comment needs more likes. Alot more.
Funny, you could say that about Jared and the hole he dug himself
Or from the consequences of his actions
Out, get out.
Yoshibrothers
HA
HA
HA
Man having a older brother telling you not to do something always result in you wanting to do it any way. I stole a copy of my brother's Earthworm Jim all the time mainly because he told me not too. I thought I was being crafty and clever.
Gamer cat tho
Sir that is a pirate
Volt Chan It wasn't on Jan 3 2015
Ah ok
GrandCorsair GG
Who's here to support Jared after that amazing redemption?!
ChampionBidoofTrainer Yant me
Me!
Reporting for duty.
Me
My dude, I tip my hat to you. You had the fortitude to finish this game. I hope your older videos are still getting monetized!
7:29 Projared just mastered this spell in real life and turned around his situation, WELCOME BACK BUDDY!
Part of me holds some respect for Hydlide as it was actually an important game in the origin of JRPGs that largely fell victim to circumstance in the West. I will agree, though, that while this game was first, games like Legend of Zelda, Ys, and Dragon Quest took everything Hydlide did and made it objectively better. The game is a damn chore to play and is plagued with poor design choices and artificial padding.
No. zelda was in progress when this was made.
random surfer, this came out in 84, built for a computer. zelda came out in 86, built for the nes. there is a difference that can make.
Oh Hydlide, how I didn’t miss you. Jared, we missed you and will sit through hydlide with you again and again
*Fun Fact:* Jim the Knight wasn’t a prophesied hero who was predestined to kill Varalys (the demon who split Princess Ann into fairies). He was just an ordinary knight who decided to step up and defeat Varalys himself.
It’s kinda refreshing to have a protagonist who isn’t a chosen hero, but a regular person who just got fed up with how things were and decided to do something about it. It shows that you don’t need to be “the chosen one” to make a difference.
"There's no way to stop the music."
Except for the mute button.
Yes, but then you won't be able to tell if you're hurting enemies or if they're hurting you. Sure your health bar will visibly go down, but with enemies, their health bar just flashes each time a hit is registered and it doesn't stay on-screen for long. There are two distinct beeping noises for who's dealing damage to whom - a higher-pitched beep for when you're dealing damage, and a lower-pitched one for taking it.
You can see their HP going down on-screen. Sound is not needed.
I have seen you from JWittz' channel do you remember me?
Superserhat 546 Nope.
Having to mute a game is never a good thing. Yeah now we have the net and you can listen to music or pod casts but back then you just deal with it.
4:47 The best part.
Link can slice bees. Jim cannot =3
Vuster he runs into them with his face XD
Kopf Trommel I'm pretty sure the reason that Jim doesn't have an attack button is because he is too dumb to swing his sword.
David Reeder
What about Adol Christin then? Or the protagonist of Lagoon ( Old pc version, not snes version )? Are they too dumb too? Have you even heard of those games, Ys and Lagoon?
I would guess you have not considering your remark.
Vuster
Bees are to Jim as chickens are to Link. LoZ never makes Link fish a Triforce piece out of the correct bush on pain of chicken-murder, though, which is just another thing it has over Hydlide.
Is it weird that my first ProJared video was his "you've been lied to" video, and now I'm binging all his videos
I kept watching ProJared’s videos, but I felt bad about it.
Now I feel good again!
Jim the Knight, that's what I'm calling every character in any RPG game now
5:51 "Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!"
(I wonder how many of you will get this)
from virtual hydlide
also i heard that if you reverse it he say "please select number of players" in japanese but that doesn't make much sense
EDIT:i heard that they may have wanted him to talk but didn't want to hire voice actors so just stole a sound from a different game and made it completely inaudible
haha Virtual Hydlide reference
My Boy H A D T H E R E C E I P T S, And now im Marathoning his videos
None of these comments from 3 months ago aged well...
Nope.
Do what I do, simply report them for harassment to someone else and move on
Oh it's OUR turn to post that huh lmao
@@jamesbondkid2001 It's only harassment if they say stuff like "Fuck you, die" and stuff like that.
Dolphinboi I think you need to go read some of them.
Imagine: A Hydlide Two Worlds skin
*shudders*
NerdWarroir May I ask how you are bolding your comment, indicating an action?
Jermichael Pinwheel I think there are technically supposed to be asterisks, one on either side, but UA-cam decides that you meant to make your text *Bold* by doing this, it's bothersome when reading and you don't notice the *Bold* right away and think the other person is completely stupid and then they yell back at you and then you get into a stupid internet argument until you both realize one guy made a mistake and then you forgive each other and carry on your daily lives like normal human beings. (takes in deep breaths)
Jermichael Pinwheel Put a * on either side of the word. *Like this.* (* Like this. *)
Mike DiLoreto Imagine: Jim the Knight for Smash.
Hard to believe that this video is 10 years old and he's STILL playing Hydlide.
"There's a dragon and there's a princess. And then the dragon hmasuabsbsvabah and the princess explodes into fairies."
10/10 10/10
100/100
Best Game
Best Game
Why did UA-cam recommend me a 10 year old projared video? I got no clue. Am I enjoying it? Hell yes.
As the old saying goes, "Just because you're first doesn't mean that you're the best."
Coming back all these years later hits me with a wave of nostalgia
Jared's facial expression in the beginning pretty much sum up what I looked when people were trying to ruin him...
Always a classic. I can't help but re-watch this one any time UA-cam recommends it to me.
One thing I think is a shame for an early game I think Hydlide's story could have been charming if the ENTIRE game was just better. I can't even make it more specific. There are so many things wrong with this game. Its just....yeah just better.
And then the dragon gdauoifrheauicfbajbgkia, and the princess explodes into three fairies.
Just like Jared's relationship, except the fairies are evidence against him!
LOL That Intro, ""I'm Playing Hydlide"" with that tortured face. Never gets old
Watching this after he beat Hydlide on stream is absolutely hilarious
Man, that vampire looks like the Count from Sesame Street.
BiscuitHead Is it bad that my first thought after reading your comment was,
"so does your profile pic."?
Billaxle LOL, you're right, Tolkien does have a bit of a Lugosi thing goin' on.
BiscuitHead Oh shit, that's a picture of Tolkien? Huh... Neat. ;-]
***** Shut up squeaks
Man I love this video
Even if there's the Indiana Jones theme in the background, ProJared's different; he can make a good comeback.
My first Projared episode
I can't count how many times I've watched the Hydlide trilogy, but it is always awesome.
This is one of those videos I have to watch once every 2 years
Edit, every year I mean
Wow, it's already been 4 years.
This is a video I keep coming back to.
It's a classic. Thanks for all the hours of entertainment Jared.
Good thing that Ys is Hydlide, but 100% better in every way.
Katamari Fuckaroni Ys?
@@TimothyGod look it up. Its a fantastic rpg series
Hydra X9K like just ys?
@@TimothyGod yes the series is called "Ys". The latest game in the franchise is Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana
5:23 He censored "fun"
+Max Moser (aMAXproduction)
Censorship is for keeping words from being used in unacceptable contexts. Fun is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable to say when you're applying it to Hydelide.
+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) He was saying F--kin
+Marsmallow King That wouldn't make sense in context.
+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) It does when you take into account that many people will shout random curses when surprised and angered. I myself do this quite a bit when playing frustrating games.
Luke Thoennes I know that's the point he was getting across, I just found it funny that he really said "fun" instead of saying the word itself.
I like both ProJared and AVGN's reviews of the Hydlide "games", LOL!
"Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!" -Steve the Vampire
How Dare you Badmouth this Masterpiece.
Jim The Knight XD
unleash the bees
+Jim The Knight You know what i like this game!
+Julian Ivanov you need help
How dare you capitalize every freaking letter of each word
Jime da knite fur smash bros.
+todd ballantine JIMMMMMMM DA KNITE FOR EVERY NINTENDO GAME EVAH HEK EVREAH GUM EVAH
+todd ballantine JIMMMMMMM DA KNITE FOR EVERY NINTENDO GAME EVAH HEK EVREAH GUM EVAH
Jim tie cnight emuboo
Jared, I had never left your channel behind even thou all this happened. All old "Normal boots"'s crew are my best channels on this platform. I am not actually english (I mean I'm spanish) but I can get almost all the content even it is not my proper language. So, keep it up, you have my infinite support man.
I'm looking forward to the 10th anniversary of this masterpiece next year
Well?
@@darkmantlestudios I'm looking forward to both the 15th Anniversary and the 20th Anniversaries of the Hydlide trilogy, honestly.
2:18 here's a princess and here's a dragon and the dragon goes HABEBUABA and the princess explodes into fairies... GENIUS
This has to be my 20th time watching this and it gets funnier each time XD Oddly enough, I want to download this and emulate it :3
I can understand why.
Don,t its a huge wast of time and your vocal cords xD
TallyTimmity That won't keep me from playing it, at least just for a few minutes.
i challenge you to play it without swearing xD
TallyTimmity When I get around to it, I'll record it and upload it if I manage to not swear, hell I probably will even if I do, but if I end up raging really hard, that bitch ain't gettin' uploaded XD
Last night's stream with Jared playing Hydlide after his return was amazing. :)
Rip old intro
everything about this game's mechanics just reeks "babby's first video game project"
Firecat1311 and everything hydlide to come later on.
Firecat1311 Sadly it's still better than the stuff being put on Greenlight. Just take a gander at Jim Sterling's "best of greenlight"
Peter Kolev ...What?
+Firecat1311 Digital Homicide discovered time travel. we're doomed.
Nah, this game is at least functional.
So, Jared......
You have a Let's Play channel.
Hydelide Let's Play. I dare you.
This game is like fifteen minutes long. If he decided to torture himself with this game again, it's be a one-off.
I agree
I feel bad that I’m 3 1/2 months late on the 10 year anniversary of this video 😅 but damn am I glad to be back 😆keep up the good work Jared, glad you made it past the hard times ❤
Me again, watching out of nostalgia. The combat system in this game, as well as the game itself, were inspired by the Tower of Druaga, an old arcade game from Namco released in 1984. That game featured the same combat system, though it worked much better and your character didn’t bounce off enemies when he attacked. Plus, there were actually (rather smooth) animations for his sword coming out when going into attack mode, which Hydlide lacks.
The music keeps making me look out my window cause it sounds like an Ice Cream Truck.
Came back to watch the vid that got me to subscribe all these years ago.
Are you unsubscribed now? Just curious
@@punk_poet1373 I believe I just checked his subscriptions, as they are public. There is no sign of ProJared on his list.
2012 eh.
These guys from normal boots sure knew how to make videos that never got old.
About that...
@@Fireluigi1225 True....
This video aged badly then went back to aging greatly.
I don't why but I just love seeing ProJared's review videos. They're just so calming, fun, funny, and relaxing.
4:45 oh no not the bees! not the bees! AHAAAAAAAAAAA ABLGBLGB MAH EEEYES! MAH EEEEEEYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHGUGUGUGU...
+Herman Toothrot Jim the Knight...... killed by bees.
+Herman Toothrot So this is where they got the idea for the Wicker Man remake.
Charmaster_ Ah, it all makes sense now!
+Herman Toothrot Herman Toothrot......Killed By Bees.
+Herman Toothrot BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CALL OF DUTY STOLE THIS! Haha best part XD
Spreading the love in the comments today as I watch the video!
This is one of my favorite videos, and I like to think Jared suffered Hydlide as a cautionary tale for anyone else who might want to try it.
Yep.
Too bad I didn't listen! :')
The Princess from King's Knight and the Princess from Hydlide look the same...
Hav u evr seen dem in duh saem room? Der duh saem pursun! Is dis duh werk uv duh iluminidu? Maybe.
+The Kid Of The Hour Yugoslavia
So that's why at the end of King's Knight she's like "Oh... Rayjack saved me? Ughhhh."
"These trees are trying to kill me. F**k you, nature."
God I love this line.
What'd I do?
i want that on a t-shirt
Every few years, I come back and re-watch these older videos. Especially this one.
Anyone here after August 27th 2019?
No. I'm from the past... to play some shitty games that suck ass. Like Hydlide.
IcewhipRoxx nope
FOOL I'M FROM THE FUTURE
(august 31th 2019)
No
Judgement day?