Hamas Thanks The Brave Women of America
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2023
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Subscribe to my channel I’m demonetized for life it’s all I have!
I know the feeling. My former channel had 7K subscribers before it got demonetized.
So free speech isn’t entirely free.?.? 🧐
It’s our “God given” right enshrined in the first amendment, but apparently there are repercussions for exercising it.
You should put one of those "buy me a coffee" things on here so people can donate
subscribed
I'm not surprised you're demonitized... but now you'll have all the chicks!!!
“Jews are white and Palestinians are less white” 😂
There are the Ethiopian Jews so I think it balances out
Crazy this is the first video Danny's made that he didn't need to use a greenscreen for, this is his actual living room
Dude this brought tears to my eyes. I’m not even being ironic or sarcastic. This literally made me cry like a little girl. Like a little girl raped and held hostage by Hamas. That’s how hard I cried
WHAAAAAA💀💀
Whenever zionist news said so you cannot be wrong by flipping it over 99% of the time.
Yeah,don't mention the former hostages that said they were treated amazingly, that would be inconvenient to the narrative
Israel kills more children before 9am than other countries kill all day
#metoo
Bro 😂
"My name is Siraj Hashmi."
😂 😆 😆
When you advocate for peace so hard that you loop back around to supporting the funny mustache man.
Charlie Chaplin?
identity politics was always rightwing and now the left is hijacked by it in a self-hating reversed way
@@masterofsnatch1645If only…
“If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
“Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
- David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech
Genuinely don't know which side you're referring to. IDF literally made walled prisons for their "problematic population" and put them on a "starvation plus" diet and Hamas wants to "eradicate" the whole nation of Israel. They both take cues from the little mustache man
Another great PSA. Thanks for the clarification. You are a national treasure. Unfortunately a Canadian national treasure
Hey, I have more respect for Canadian expats than Americans who can be this outspoken, Americans don't know how good they have it!
@@allouttabubblegum1984 I think you meant entitled, willfully ignorant Americans.
He could be a Palestinian national treasure, if there were such a nation.
Woman here. I have about half a brain, but that’s enough to not support literal terror. If that’s pick-me criteria, the bar’s pretty low
If youre missing the half that contains standards, hit me up
I hope you Support Israel. If not then you r with jihad
“If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
“Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
- David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech
@@thomashauer6804you are aware the state of Israel was literally founded on Zionist terrorism right ?
@@thomashauer6804Israel literally considers their war with the Palestinians a holy war (literal translation of jihad). PM Netanyahu himself said this war is a continuation of the same war in the Torah which was a milhemet mitzvah (Jewish term for holy war)
Thanks ladies!
I wish I could laugh, but this is the kind of satire that makes me want to cry. Great job
Thank you ladies, students around the world and specially Danny for making laugh
Accidently for the boys....
It was a mostly peaceful intifada. Man, Google voice search did NOT want me to learn how to spell that word!
This is gold
Top tier habibi content, only needs a pride flag in the background to sell the Siraj identity.
You’re going on a list for this one for sure.
1:16 - 1:20 What makes this funnier is that Danny Polishchuk could pass for a Levantine Arab very easily. Could definitely pass for a Druze or a Maronite.
Ryan Long could pass for a Levantine Arab
@@em-sf7meNot really. Maybe a Northern Italian.
@@em-sf7me Ryan Long could pass for Diamond Dallas Page
I wonder how many people would watch video and go 'Ya! He gets us!'.
I know of one public university that has suggested that wearing the Christian cross on a necklace is problematic because it could make some students fearful.
Danny is fantastic
Don't forget to thank Netanyahu for his years of dedicated financial support.
and for not protecting the most protected border in the world for several hours during the attack
That money was to fix Gazas cloudy drinking and I talked to an IDF soldier yesterday in Gaza city he said unbelievable,the drinking water is still cloudy😊
@@anthonymusto3537 Good joke.
Thank you for being inclusive in your struggle. I know many IDF soldiers are laughing their asses off at this.
Isn't violent opposition to people stealing your land the entire point of the Gadsden flag?
@lithium25693 yes, no double standards. It's true a lot of IDF conscripts know they're lobsterbacks fighting for King George. But the Colonists are ten times more moral than either of these desert dwellers fighting their blood feuds.
@@lithium25693 - that's what the IDF is opposing.
@@gnosis8142 what land do Palestinians currently own that should belong to the idf?
@@lithium25693 - the land that's called "the land of Israel", believe it or not ― belongs to "the nation of Israel".
He simply doesn’t miss.😂
This needs more views
lol you need a costume for this sketch
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
Well done, keep it up! I love your comedy.
Im dying from laughter over here! Nice video.
This guy nails it every time, what a shame we have to turn to 'Comedians' to get an insight into life and politics, and to the politicians for a good giggle.
Definitely one of the best videos you’ve done in a while. Super funny
Danny is fearless.
I’m ashamed of my gender most days, but yeah, a lot more lately.
You're ashamed of women because they saw tens of thousands of mostly civilians killed and homes destroyed and literal babies in NICUs literally have their incubators powered down and that emotionally affected them? What a psycho worldview....
You've won me over to the cause.
mate you're extremely underrated
Absolute heater
Idk boys, this Hamas guy looks awfully jewy to me…
Islam itself is a mossad operation. the jihadis are real bc the operation went rogue
"Jews can't be ninjas."
@@medarby3066 Kanye said Ninjas are the real Jews
Absolutely brilliant
Excellent job Danny 😂
LOL at the acronym!
Solid acronym
1955 to now the motto never changes stop the endless wars that exist only to further the military industial complex.
When can I see you in the same show with Ryan in the USA?
Danny's voyage is a wonder to observe. Danny's mom, I'm so sorry for your disowned son.
Thank you. More.
thanks for this gem
This makes me laugh and cry at the same time wtf man lol
Hilarious. And so true.
Monetize this man, @youtube! He’s GOOD! It’s just comedy! Good comedy! Thanks, Danny!
You are amazing..
Scathing.
Brilliant!
DP ! DP ! DP !!!!
Very good, mirroring reality with comedy.
If only we had a word for that! Hmm what about satire?
Love you Danny!
Exactly 🤣
I believe all women
11 out of 10!
You could have used some bronzer Danny 😂😂😂😂
Yup.
Yo it's nice that your channel still isn't permanently banned, that video's irony was delicious!
thanks suraj
Intersectionality sounds like math which makes little sense.
great vid!
Solid green screen background
Hijabs in solidarity ladies lets go
Not good enough - bring the burkas
Israel is sane Hamas is insane.
Lol, Israel elected a security minister who literally lives in an illegally settled house in the West Bank, and then they Pikachu face about why Palestinians hate their guts...
@@fark69 Hamas hates Christianitys guts. Islam can't get over there Holy War losses, there end goal is to make up for that.
@@fark69 Diversity is the West Bank's strength
They can't progress without an enemy@@fark69
Boys boys boys boys... wait a minute
This whole things sounds like Vietnam
Funny
LMAO
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Either this was demonized or you recieved millions from UA-cam for it... It's a tough one 😂😂😂
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Hopefully the guy at IG doesn't see this
Ugh
You could have said, "Women understand that some times Intifada can be bloody and messy, just like their periods." You really missed an opportunity at a statement all brave women can relate to. As an alli, praying you do better next time, thanks. 😂
ok this dude is severely based on all levels. i'm finna be in your ashton forbes stream. so you know... KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Algo
"But you only do so because women in this country have not suffered any consequences for their actions in a very long time."
Remember men, whether you're a traditional conservative or a male feminist, it's up to each and every one of us to maintain the status quo of women never being accountable, because that's the only way that things will change.
repeal the 19th amendment
😂 fuckin based.
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☢🛐☢
Jew confirmed
No that’s me
@@moshdee456 what's the problem with that?
@@bobbyd6040as long as you don’t miss boiled potatoes for supper, you’re good to go.
@@andrewlaco1776 you mean like what the Russians had that to eat under the Bolsheviks?
@@bobbyd6040 if they were lucky. They killed over 6 million just in the Holodomor.
Not To Be "That Guy"..... But...When It Comes To Radical Islam... AYYATOLLAH SO DAMMIT !
Danny's clips are great, and loved 'Filth City'. Some grimy acting there, man.
Checkin it out tonight. Thanks for the tip.
bro, i dont wanna pick a side. kinda like u said in a previous video. but if u call jews white one more time, im gonna have to pick a side. lol
I don’t go out of my way to like jews, but
Dude youre the guy omg i dont belive it.
I'm so glad women have the right to vote. NEVER #RepealThe19th
jesus christ dude
@@justsomenobody889 do you not think women should be able to vote or something? I am still glad women have the right to vote
@@neetpride5919 must've misread your comment
This almost wasn't comedy 😂
It must be hard work convincing even a single person that Israel is innocent. Not even comedy can save them. Did anyone actually laugh at this?
Admit it. You didn't laugh.
Is there anyone even remotely educated on the Israel-Palestine conflict that supports Israel?
Anyone? Someone with 1/10th of Dr. Finkelstein's knowledge (40 years research, author of multiple books on the subject).
Waiting. Still waiting.
Benny Morris. You're welcome.
You know the names, so what's the point? An excercise in exiomatic writing?
Definitely not
But hasbara gonna hasbara
“If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
“Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
- David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech
They can't debate because they have so few facts on their side , like they have to completely ignore " breaking the silence " the non profit where 1,000 former IDF soldiers testified on video about their incredible war crimes ,and how the state forced them to commit them
Or the ,2012 documentary " the gatekeepers" where all 6 surviving former heads of the Shin Bet/Shabak said explicitly that Israels policies vjs a vis towards Palestine would ultimately destroy them
People that have an understanding of radical Islamic jihad and how much violence and damage that causes around the world, not just in Israel ?
So see through. So disingenuous. so not funny. such zio propaganda talking points. i think i need to throw up
😂😂