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  • @_danny
    @_danny  5 місяців тому +98

    Subscribe to my channel I’m demonetized for life it’s all I have!

    • @RandyDreammaker
      @RandyDreammaker 5 місяців тому

      I know the feeling. My former channel had 7K subscribers before it got demonetized.

    • @CommonScents952
      @CommonScents952 5 місяців тому

      So free speech isn’t entirely free.?.? 🧐
      It’s our “God given” right enshrined in the first amendment, but apparently there are repercussions for exercising it.

    • @FlavorOfTheMonthChannel
      @FlavorOfTheMonthChannel 5 місяців тому +4

      You should put one of those "buy me a coffee" things on here so people can donate

    • @danakaleb4882
      @danakaleb4882 5 місяців тому

      subscribed

    • @Ukepa
      @Ukepa 4 місяці тому

      I'm not surprised you're demonitized... but now you'll have all the chicks!!!

  • @waynejohnson1786
    @waynejohnson1786 5 місяців тому +20

    “Jews are white and Palestinians are less white” 😂

    • @em-sf7me
      @em-sf7me 5 місяців тому

      There are the Ethiopian Jews so I think it balances out

  • @tbmagoo
    @tbmagoo 5 місяців тому +121

    Crazy this is the first video Danny's made that he didn't need to use a greenscreen for, this is his actual living room

  • @Lopfff
    @Lopfff 5 місяців тому +186

    Dude this brought tears to my eyes. I’m not even being ironic or sarcastic. This literally made me cry like a little girl. Like a little girl raped and held hostage by Hamas. That’s how hard I cried

    • @guccygoose383
      @guccygoose383 5 місяців тому +7

      WHAAAAAA💀💀

    • @Kittiyuli
      @Kittiyuli 5 місяців тому

      Whenever zionist news said so you cannot be wrong by flipping it over 99% of the time.

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому

      Yeah,don't mention the former hostages that said they were treated amazingly, that would be inconvenient to the narrative
      Israel kills more children before 9am than other countries kill all day

    • @heteroerectus
      @heteroerectus 5 місяців тому +6

      #metoo

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 5 місяців тому +2

      Bro 😂

  • @GerardPerry
    @GerardPerry 5 місяців тому +14

    "My name is Siraj Hashmi."
    😂 😆 😆

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 5 місяців тому +120

    When you advocate for peace so hard that you loop back around to supporting the funny mustache man.

    • @masterofsnatch1645
      @masterofsnatch1645 5 місяців тому +9

      Charlie Chaplin?

    • @thomashauer6804
      @thomashauer6804 5 місяців тому

      identity politics was always rightwing and now the left is hijacked by it in a self-hating reversed way

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 5 місяців тому

      @@masterofsnatch1645If only…

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому +1

      “If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
      David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
      “Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
      - David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech

    • @fark69
      @fark69 5 місяців тому

      Genuinely don't know which side you're referring to. IDF literally made walled prisons for their "problematic population" and put them on a "starvation plus" diet and Hamas wants to "eradicate" the whole nation of Israel. They both take cues from the little mustache man

  • @CommonScents952
    @CommonScents952 5 місяців тому +55

    Another great PSA. Thanks for the clarification. You are a national treasure. Unfortunately a Canadian national treasure

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 5 місяців тому +2

      Hey, I have more respect for Canadian expats than Americans who can be this outspoken, Americans don't know how good they have it!

    • @CommonScents952
      @CommonScents952 5 місяців тому

      @@allouttabubblegum1984 I think you meant entitled, willfully ignorant Americans.

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 5 місяців тому

      He could be a Palestinian national treasure, if there were such a nation.

  • @elusivemayfly7534
    @elusivemayfly7534 5 місяців тому +61

    Woman here. I have about half a brain, but that’s enough to not support literal terror. If that’s pick-me criteria, the bar’s pretty low

    • @tschak5367
      @tschak5367 5 місяців тому +26

      If youre missing the half that contains standards, hit me up

    • @thomashauer6804
      @thomashauer6804 5 місяців тому +2

      I hope you Support Israel. If not then you r with jihad

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому

      “If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
      David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
      “Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
      - David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому

      ​@@thomashauer6804you are aware the state of Israel was literally founded on Zionist terrorism right ?

    • @fark69
      @fark69 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@thomashauer6804Israel literally considers their war with the Palestinians a holy war (literal translation of jihad). PM Netanyahu himself said this war is a continuation of the same war in the Torah which was a milhemet mitzvah (Jewish term for holy war)

  • @thedemonnemo
    @thedemonnemo 5 місяців тому +21

    Thanks ladies!

  • @amberskies97
    @amberskies97 5 місяців тому +19

    I wish I could laugh, but this is the kind of satire that makes me want to cry. Great job

  • @morecringe89
    @morecringe89 5 місяців тому +48

    Thank you ladies, students around the world and specially Danny for making laugh

    • @xxx0ox0
      @xxx0ox0 5 місяців тому +3

      Accidently for the boys....

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 5 місяців тому +7

    It was a mostly peaceful intifada. Man, Google voice search did NOT want me to learn how to spell that word!

  • @ottovonburger7594
    @ottovonburger7594 5 місяців тому +7

    This is gold

  • @coldbeer8899
    @coldbeer8899 5 місяців тому +22

    Top tier habibi content, only needs a pride flag in the background to sell the Siraj identity.

  • @nameunavailable1330
    @nameunavailable1330 5 місяців тому +11

    You’re going on a list for this one for sure.

  • @PhilipDaniel
    @PhilipDaniel 5 місяців тому +24

    1:16 - 1:20 What makes this funnier is that Danny Polishchuk could pass for a Levantine Arab very easily. Could definitely pass for a Druze or a Maronite.

    • @em-sf7me
      @em-sf7me 5 місяців тому

      Ryan Long could pass for a Levantine Arab

    • @PhilipDaniel
      @PhilipDaniel 5 місяців тому

      @@em-sf7meNot really. Maybe a Northern Italian.

    • @barfyman-dm6zx
      @barfyman-dm6zx 21 день тому

      @@em-sf7me Ryan Long could pass for Diamond Dallas Page

  • @BlackCatCoffeeCompany
    @BlackCatCoffeeCompany 5 місяців тому +7

    I wonder how many people would watch video and go 'Ya! He gets us!'.
    I know of one public university that has suggested that wearing the Christian cross on a necklace is problematic because it could make some students fearful.

  • @warmflash
    @warmflash 5 місяців тому +12

    Danny is fantastic

  • @n-dawwg2570
    @n-dawwg2570 5 місяців тому +18

    Don't forget to thank Netanyahu for his years of dedicated financial support.

    • @mrlagx
      @mrlagx 5 місяців тому +6

      and for not protecting the most protected border in the world for several hours during the attack

    • @anthonymusto3537
      @anthonymusto3537 5 місяців тому

      That money was to fix Gazas cloudy drinking and I talked to an IDF soldier yesterday in Gaza city he said unbelievable,the drinking water is still cloudy😊

    • @Pi......
      @Pi...... 5 місяців тому +1

      @@anthonymusto3537 Good joke.

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 5 місяців тому +24

    Thank you for being inclusive in your struggle. I know many IDF soldiers are laughing their asses off at this.

    • @lithium25693
      @lithium25693 5 місяців тому +2

      Isn't violent opposition to people stealing your land the entire point of the Gadsden flag?

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 5 місяців тому

      @lithium25693 yes, no double standards. It's true a lot of IDF conscripts know they're lobsterbacks fighting for King George. But the Colonists are ten times more moral than either of these desert dwellers fighting their blood feuds.

    • @gnosis8142
      @gnosis8142 5 місяців тому

      @@lithium25693 - that's what the IDF is opposing.

    • @lithium25693
      @lithium25693 5 місяців тому

      @@gnosis8142 what land do Palestinians currently own that should belong to the idf?

    • @gnosis8142
      @gnosis8142 5 місяців тому +1

      @@lithium25693 - the land that's called "the land of Israel", believe it or not ― belongs to "the nation of Israel".

  • @Blaaake
    @Blaaake 5 місяців тому +4

    He simply doesn’t miss.😂

  • @scottjackson1677
    @scottjackson1677 5 місяців тому +3

    This needs more views

  • @vakuzar
    @vakuzar 5 місяців тому +11

    lol you need a costume for this sketch

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 5 місяців тому +8

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @derrickj.freeman276
    @derrickj.freeman276 5 місяців тому +7

    Well done, keep it up! I love your comedy.

  • @cyroz1s
    @cyroz1s 5 місяців тому +7

    Im dying from laughter over here! Nice video.

  • @sollykhan2385
    @sollykhan2385 15 днів тому +1

    This guy nails it every time, what a shame we have to turn to 'Comedians' to get an insight into life and politics, and to the politicians for a good giggle.

  • @indianastoned8234
    @indianastoned8234 5 місяців тому +16

    Definitely one of the best videos you’ve done in a while. Super funny

  • @Paul-gu2lv
    @Paul-gu2lv 5 місяців тому +2

    Danny is fearless.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 5 місяців тому +6

    I’m ashamed of my gender most days, but yeah, a lot more lately.

    • @fark69
      @fark69 5 місяців тому

      You're ashamed of women because they saw tens of thousands of mostly civilians killed and homes destroyed and literal babies in NICUs literally have their incubators powered down and that emotionally affected them? What a psycho worldview....

  • @johnlocke6800
    @johnlocke6800 5 місяців тому +3

    You've won me over to the cause.

  • @endgamestrategies3121
    @endgamestrategies3121 5 місяців тому +2

    mate you're extremely underrated

  • @lochlansmith7096
    @lochlansmith7096 5 місяців тому +2

    Absolute heater

  • @ReddySpaghetti69
    @ReddySpaghetti69 5 місяців тому +28

    Idk boys, this Hamas guy looks awfully jewy to me…

    • @thomashauer6804
      @thomashauer6804 5 місяців тому +1

      Islam itself is a mossad operation. the jihadis are real bc the operation went rogue

    • @medarby3066
      @medarby3066 5 місяців тому +5

      "Jews can't be ninjas."

    • @ReddySpaghetti69
      @ReddySpaghetti69 5 місяців тому

      @@medarby3066 Kanye said Ninjas are the real Jews

  • @paulsonoda245
    @paulsonoda245 5 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @rothnach
    @rothnach 5 місяців тому +3

    Excellent job Danny 😂

  • @deepzone31
    @deepzone31 5 місяців тому +1

    LOL at the acronym!

  • @madisonv_7
    @madisonv_7 5 місяців тому +2

    Solid acronym

  • @desotodesun3449
    @desotodesun3449 5 місяців тому +2

    1955 to now the motto never changes stop the endless wars that exist only to further the military industial complex.

  • @wesleymciver4568
    @wesleymciver4568 5 місяців тому +8

    When can I see you in the same show with Ryan in the USA?

  • @vasenkasi4846
    @vasenkasi4846 5 місяців тому +3

    Danny's voyage is a wonder to observe. Danny's mom, I'm so sorry for your disowned son.

  • @ofersheffer4503
    @ofersheffer4503 5 місяців тому

    Thank you. More.

  • @mrlagx
    @mrlagx 5 місяців тому +1

    thanks for this gem

  • @Realivangarcia
    @Realivangarcia 5 місяців тому +3

    This makes me laugh and cry at the same time wtf man lol

  • @chilblain1
    @chilblain1 5 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious. And so true.

  • @HiTigereye
    @HiTigereye 5 місяців тому +10

    Monetize this man, @youtube! He’s GOOD! It’s just comedy! Good comedy! Thanks, Danny!

  • @charlesnunno8377
    @charlesnunno8377 29 днів тому

    You are amazing..

  • @ChadTurnUp
    @ChadTurnUp 5 місяців тому +2

    Scathing.

  • @ANobodyatall
    @ANobodyatall 5 місяців тому

    Brilliant!

  • @taiwanbird6527
    @taiwanbird6527 5 місяців тому +2

    DP ! DP ! DP !!!!

  • @Br1cht
    @Br1cht 4 місяці тому

    Very good, mirroring reality with comedy.

    • @AnaIvanovic4ever
      @AnaIvanovic4ever Місяць тому

      If only we had a word for that! Hmm what about satire?

  • @DatOneRadDad
    @DatOneRadDad 5 місяців тому +11

    Love you Danny!

  • @ryan_leonard
    @ryan_leonard 5 місяців тому

    Exactly 🤣

  • @heteroerectus
    @heteroerectus 5 місяців тому +1

    I believe all women

  • @macjj1733
    @macjj1733 5 місяців тому +1

    11 out of 10!

  • @vanessac1721
    @vanessac1721 5 місяців тому +1

    You could have used some bronzer Danny 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-gh4lv2ub2j
    @user-gh4lv2ub2j 5 місяців тому

    Yup.

  • @thickcheeks9603
    @thickcheeks9603 5 місяців тому +1

    Yo it's nice that your channel still isn't permanently banned, that video's irony was delicious!

  • @rl2204
    @rl2204 5 місяців тому +1

    thanks suraj

  • @mustang607
    @mustang607 5 місяців тому +2

    Intersectionality sounds like math which makes little sense.

  • @kamu38
    @kamu38 5 місяців тому

    great vid!

  • @GeofBS
    @GeofBS 5 місяців тому +1

    Solid green screen background

  • @randomguy-xp7se
    @randomguy-xp7se 5 місяців тому +3

    Hijabs in solidarity ladies lets go

    • @jayjaydubful
      @jayjaydubful 5 місяців тому

      Not good enough - bring the burkas

  • @TradeMarkMarz
    @TradeMarkMarz 5 місяців тому +4

    Israel is sane Hamas is insane.

    • @fark69
      @fark69 5 місяців тому

      Lol, Israel elected a security minister who literally lives in an illegally settled house in the West Bank, and then they Pikachu face about why Palestinians hate their guts...

    • @TradeMarkMarz
      @TradeMarkMarz 5 місяців тому

      @@fark69 Hamas hates Christianitys guts. Islam can't get over there Holy War losses, there end goal is to make up for that.

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 5 місяців тому

      @@fark69 Diversity is the West Bank's strength

    • @tuckerbugeater
      @tuckerbugeater 5 місяців тому

      They can't progress without an enemy@@fark69

  • @xxx0ox0
    @xxx0ox0 5 місяців тому

    Boys boys boys boys... wait a minute

  • @ZanderSabbag
    @ZanderSabbag 5 місяців тому +1

    This whole things sounds like Vietnam

  • @chatboxchatbox4394
    @chatboxchatbox4394 5 місяців тому +1

    Funny

  • @Housewifedailyy
    @Housewifedailyy 5 місяців тому

    LMAO

  • @chilblain1
    @chilblain1 5 місяців тому

    🔥

  • @yatarookayama8329
    @yatarookayama8329 5 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SimpleIdeaz
    @SimpleIdeaz 5 місяців тому +1

    Either this was demonized or you recieved millions from UA-cam for it... It's a tough one 😂😂😂

  • @tomasliebel8731
    @tomasliebel8731 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂

  • @Hshsuiiien
    @Hshsuiiien 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GBM171717
    @GBM171717 5 місяців тому +1

    Hopefully the guy at IG doesn't see this

  • @JEP-Tech
    @JEP-Tech 5 місяців тому +3

    You could have said, "Women understand that some times Intifada can be bloody and messy, just like their periods." You really missed an opportunity at a statement all brave women can relate to. As an alli, praying you do better next time, thanks. 😂

  • @bannor216
    @bannor216 5 місяців тому

    ok this dude is severely based on all levels. i'm finna be in your ashton forbes stream. so you know... KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 5 місяців тому

    Algo

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 5 місяців тому +3

    "But you only do so because women in this country have not suffered any consequences for their actions in a very long time."
    Remember men, whether you're a traditional conservative or a male feminist, it's up to each and every one of us to maintain the status quo of women never being accountable, because that's the only way that things will change.

  • @jhonviel7381
    @jhonviel7381 5 місяців тому

    😆😆😆😆😆😆
    ☢🛐☢

  • @bobbyd6040
    @bobbyd6040 5 місяців тому +2

    Jew confirmed

    • @_danny
      @_danny  5 місяців тому +3

      No that’s me

    • @bobbyd6040
      @bobbyd6040 5 місяців тому

      @@moshdee456 what's the problem with that?

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 5 місяців тому +1

      @@bobbyd6040as long as you don’t miss boiled potatoes for supper, you’re good to go.

    • @bobbyd6040
      @bobbyd6040 5 місяців тому

      @@andrewlaco1776 you mean like what the Russians had that to eat under the Bolsheviks?

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 5 місяців тому

      @@bobbyd6040 if they were lucky. They killed over 6 million just in the Holodomor.

  • @Fred_Zepplin
    @Fred_Zepplin 5 місяців тому

    Not To Be "That Guy"..... But...When It Comes To Radical Islam... AYYATOLLAH SO DAMMIT !

  • @WinkLinkletter
    @WinkLinkletter 5 місяців тому +4

    Danny's clips are great, and loved 'Filth City'. Some grimy acting there, man.

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 5 місяців тому

      Checkin it out tonight. Thanks for the tip.

  • @DOAM1234
    @DOAM1234 5 місяців тому +1

    bro, i dont wanna pick a side. kinda like u said in a previous video. but if u call jews white one more time, im gonna have to pick a side. lol

  • @howdyfarmer
    @howdyfarmer 5 місяців тому +1

    I don’t go out of my way to like jews, but

  • @harry.flashman
    @harry.flashman 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude youre the guy omg i dont belive it.

  • @neetpride5919
    @neetpride5919 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm so glad women have the right to vote. NEVER #RepealThe19th

    • @justsomenobody889
      @justsomenobody889 5 місяців тому

      jesus christ dude

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 5 місяців тому

      @@justsomenobody889 do you not think women should be able to vote or something? I am still glad women have the right to vote

    • @justsomenobody889
      @justsomenobody889 5 місяців тому

      @@neetpride5919 must've misread your comment

  • @TheUnionpower
    @TheUnionpower 5 місяців тому

    This almost wasn't comedy 😂

  • @henryjfischer
    @henryjfischer 5 місяців тому +1

    It must be hard work convincing even a single person that Israel is innocent. Not even comedy can save them. Did anyone actually laugh at this?
    Admit it. You didn't laugh.

  • @sabrewolf479
    @sabrewolf479 5 місяців тому +5

    Is there anyone even remotely educated on the Israel-Palestine conflict that supports Israel?
    Anyone? Someone with 1/10th of Dr. Finkelstein's knowledge (40 years research, author of multiple books on the subject).
    Waiting. Still waiting.

    • @CrusteanParliament
      @CrusteanParliament 5 місяців тому +4

      Benny Morris. You're welcome.

    • @yoavmiller216
      @yoavmiller216 5 місяців тому +5

      You know the names, so what's the point? An excercise in exiomatic writing?

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому

      Definitely not
      But hasbara gonna hasbara
      “If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”
      David Ben-Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.
      “Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it, whereas we want to come here and settle down, and in their view we want to take away from them their country. … Behind the terrorism [by the Arabs] is a movement, which though primitive is not devoid of idealism and self sacrifice.”
      - David Ben Gurion. Quoted on pp 91-2 of Chomsky’s Fateful Triangle, which appears in Simha Flapan’s “Zionism and the Palestinians pp 141-2 citing a 1938 speech

    • @paulsansonetti7410
      @paulsansonetti7410 5 місяців тому +1

      They can't debate because they have so few facts on their side , like they have to completely ignore " breaking the silence " the non profit where 1,000 former IDF soldiers testified on video about their incredible war crimes ,and how the state forced them to commit them
      Or the ,2012 documentary " the gatekeepers" where all 6 surviving former heads of the Shin Bet/Shabak said explicitly that Israels policies vjs a vis towards Palestine would ultimately destroy them

    • @TheAngryCoyote
      @TheAngryCoyote 5 місяців тому +5

      People that have an understanding of radical Islamic jihad and how much violence and damage that causes around the world, not just in Israel ?

  • @theaquariantv
    @theaquariantv 5 місяців тому +1

    So see through. So disingenuous. so not funny. such zio propaganda talking points. i think i need to throw up

  • @ndb232
    @ndb232 5 місяців тому

    😂😂