[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video)
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Actual Factual Madman.
This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.
The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.
What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol
😂😂😂😂😂
I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.
Sorry, I don't speak Latin
Or double entendres
You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D
I don't speak lockpicking.
Try listening to it with your eyes closed
Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.
These are called innuendos.
@@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.
That was the whole point of the video
Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.
@@I_Cypher that was a good one😂
the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done
never let them know
They'll read the comments 💀
when i first saw it i took it literally lmao
My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"
@@Bjoviii me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die
I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door
And once it goes off camera
"Your turn sweetie"
Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)
i can picture this and its so hilarious lol
@@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious
@@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.
All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.
You know because the key hole is clean.
1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking
who are you and how did u get in here?
im a locksmith and im a locksmith
And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor
true
“Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”
The Watchmaker r/whooosh
@@scrublord3376 lol what
@@scrublord3376 Yikes
@@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy.
Dio says - _Why are you like this?_
@@scrublord3376
👊👊BASH👊👊
👊👊THE👊👊
👊👊REDDITOR👊👊
"Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
wdym hes only talking about doors
Smeckledorfed
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
We’ve been made the....
butt of the joke.
We've been smeckledorfed!
Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!
You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.
@@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂
@@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house
obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.
Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it
“Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.”
I’m gonna have a stroke
so is her ex- boyfriend :/
@@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance
Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!
You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol
@@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.
“I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way*
.
Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes
Ali A. Nice
Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job
👀
michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job
I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous
that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol
If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with
Lego toys,
Twigs,
Coat hangers,
paperclips,
bicycle wheels,
toothbrush,
fridge magnet,
a can,
a piece of paper/card,
thermite,
toothpick,
hammer,
wrench,
his bare hands,
an assault rifle,
explosives,
a battery,
and some floss.
(FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which)
He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?"
I think this video basically already exists
@@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.
@@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.
@@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.
You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke?
A series of well executed suggestive jokes.
The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it
I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.
When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.
I am the 420 likes
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I wonder how many people noticed the second in
Who are you again?
In in in inappropriate
The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening
fitting picture for that comment
Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off
@@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol
@@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever
Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast
I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”
No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be
@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?
@@tohopes Why don't you?
Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣
You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”
plot twist
he was actually just breaking into someone’s house
Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.
Jaja what the hell 😂
Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it
Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha
@@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.
Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house
...no thank you
could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock
@xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie
No worries. I’ll navy’s seal their ass
@@shanecateriny4359 mhm sure thing buddy
This one made my chest hurt. I was oblivious until you put the gloves on. I watched a second time with my wife. She was just shaking her head while I thought I was dying, from laughing so hard. You're a good person for loosening her backdoor up (for her boyfriend), while he's at work.
As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂
Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes
well he did talk about his tiny coq
What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors
Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.
It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
Someone uploads a really nasty video on p*hub, but talks professionally about lockpicking, no doublespeak
John Smith you can find all online
"Lets see what the tool me and bosnianbill made can do in here. First one is loose, second one is binding,... I hear a silent click out of a third one..."
Dude you don’t have to censor punhub 😂
He's already got the lube! LOL
@John Smith *rule 34 intensifies*
There’s is no way he did this with a straight face
He didn't do it with a gay face either
Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it
@@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that
Abdullah Rauf why
@@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit
I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir
He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆
“Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well”
*oof size: large*
Echo pp size smol
Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.
I missed this pun. Thanks.
Cha cha real smooth
I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO
"It's looser than it was when we were dating."
Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.
He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all.
And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣
i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?
@@charalambostsiali994 lmao
@@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.
Murder is definitely a two wipe job.
I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier
so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?
Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry.
The back door would have just been smashed.
@@basocheiryeah her husband
Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂
What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.
I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...
What sexual innuendo?
You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver
RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job
@@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq
Yah they way he said everything was sexual
"I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection"
That is gold, sir.
"Before entering her back door" ;-)
This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end
He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."
Don’t forget about the lube
Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos
Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house"
Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!
Still the best April Fools video you've done
children watching this: “this is boring”
me: say back door again. please
Lol 2nd comment after 5 months with 2.1k likes
3rd 2.4k likes
Ulysses Martins 4th
I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock
Probably far fewer than we'd imagine
That's a professional we're talking about here.
@@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more
He had whole year for this.
It’s how his mind always works
As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all.
The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out.
:)
I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.
“My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.”
D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!
You got 1k likes btw
And 2 replies
@@underscoregavin7 3 replies **
@@underscoregavin7 same name
Any part of this video can be taken out of context
Being G and R rated at the same time.
Preach
Oh god I can't unhear this now
Being undeRrated in a comment
Mt. Lady 2.0
PG-17
Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.
I find it incredible that these steps work for picking locks, having bedroom pleasures, and kidnapping someone without leaving a trace.
“This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”
oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO
@@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!
Ps4 is bad pc ftw
r/woooosh
@@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh
I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke."
Boy was I wrong
But you were also right.
I thought the same but boyy was I wrong
I thought boy was I wrong and boy was I right...
Anal sex joke
DeadAtrocity same yooooo
BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.
I was laughing then I saw how quick he unlocked it and now I’m more scared of this man than I was before 😂
The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying
makes you want to go to orange tube
I didn’t realize either until the comments
REii .... RED TUBE
Dude knows EXACTLY how professional his voice sounds and is using it to be funny as fuck
"Frankly, it looks looser than it was back when we were dating."
Me: *wait*
Yep, a whole video of this "wait" moments
Here we are. And i have to say my
ex girlfriends back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be back when we were dating
Ooo it got tighter
@@hainesdougherty2112 nah. it got loosened by the time pass cause other people used it
@Funtime Florian you are welcome
i regularly come back to this
Who doesn't? ;-)
I can only imagine how much he must be smiling while thinking of the script and also saying it
“Her new boyfriend is apparently having troubling getting in her back door. It’s really tight and she told him to stop trying because all he was doing was pushing really hard and she was afraid something would break. But she remembered that when we were dating, I used to go in through her back door all the time...”
This is most hilarious thing I have ever heard on this channel. Remember folks, always lock your back door. Always lmao.
Don't we all love some dirty jokes
Biggus Buttus Pluggus Insertius alwaysius...
Mixtli Escobedo I literally thought at first he was trying to make a joke and I started laughing when he said “I need to put on rubber for my own protection”🤣😂
Captain Obvious yeah this whole video was hilarious lol.
Matthew Menotti u gotta wipe the residue lol
"while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"
"I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."
Gregory Boyle 😂😂
I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36
Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆
This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023.
Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!
I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.
I'm just impressed he's able to say all of this in the same tone as always, without cracking up.
Benefits of being a lawyer, I imagine. Have to be able to convince smart people to believe your stupid, stupid clients.
he’s a nerd lol
@@TrayJayRecords u're a nerd
I'd love to know how many outtakes there were to get all this.
He's able to say it because it isn't funny in the first place.
“Frankly it looks looser than it was when we were dating”
I had no idea why i let out a big sigh on this sentence
Wow
Haha!
@@shuyotirah9132 Trueee
I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that.
It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.
My innocence is gone. I'll never think of the LPL the same way.
Jokes aside he opened the thing in three seconds we live in fear of this man
LockPickingLawyer: Threat or Menace?
Next time someone gets doxxed this man is coming for you
@@Wertsir I want pictures of LockPickingLawyer!
@@Wertsir This is such a good comment.
They could have called him for la casa de papel to unlock the doors and get the robbers
“While her boyfriend’s at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up.”
"While"
The part where he said "Let's see if we can get in her backdoor without breaking anything" cracked me up lmao
Hamid A My bad, autocorrect.
svgarbee read it as he said it, nice.
@Ali K. And be generous with lube
Props to him for keeping his cool throughout the voiceover
The fact he updated the description for the new April Fools video is commitment to his format that he didnt even need to do. Amazing
You Gotta love how he takes longer to clean the lock than actually breaking in
i think that described my last experience with someone too!
It's not just cleaning. Lube and preparation are very important for opening such things. :)
Sometimes you finish quicker than you realize
It do be like that though
Hygiene is key 😉
LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door"
UA-cam Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"
And he's penetrated some of the most secure equipment out there.
isn't it ironic how you spelled thin with letters bigger then usual
LOL
Trending on thin ice
and he used to penetrate his ex, ba-Zing
Don't worry LPL I only last ten seconds on the backdoor as well.
The dedication to your choice of words, amazing!
His tools might be small but he sure knows how to use them.
Haven't you heard, he has an 18 inch long Johnson.
@@stanislavzoldak2198 and that's all that really matters!
It's average for the time 🤣
lol
He's hung like a hammer I'm his brother
No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.
I hope she's okay lmao
@@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago
I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen?
tell me about it..... LPL is the best....
Did you unlock her back door
I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it
Fabulous! Simply fabulous!
I love how suggestive this is
"Frankly it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." The amount of shade this man throws is off the charts.
One day I will write this to my ex.. I just have to xD
hahahaha....
Well why would it be looser?
@@anepicotter4595 it gets used more
or her new boyfriend tools are bigger
Oh man came back to rewatch this 3 year later the joke still hits
Without context, this is an extremely professional guide to a nuanced problem.
Good advice all around.
“Rubber for my own protection”
Bru this man.....
This dude got me dying over here…
Best Lawyer
No clicks needed😂
After applying a generous amount of lube
So selfish, it's also for HER protection!
We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.
Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny
@@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild
@@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.
Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.
I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too
The innuendoes are amazing!!
I love how you can interpret this 2 different ways.
I dont know if mrs. lock pick lawyer is gonna like this.
Edit: can't believe I got 7500 likes!
I'm sure she gets her back door picked enough, she won't mind
@@splosh2070 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isnt it lock picking lawyer
Well I don’t know if mrs. potato head is gonna like it either
Maybe a 3 person lock picking session if u know wat I'm saying
“While her boyfriend is at work, she invited me to come over and help losen things up”
Nice profile pic
Loosen things up in her back door to... He even had to use rubber for protection
"It looks a lot looser than when we were dating"
"i need to use rubber for my own protection."
@@benjiwalker6848 hi Benji
A masterpiece of writing and delivery!
This was much funnier than I thought it would be. Thank you so much LPL
My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂
I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video
@@BrowncoatInABox lmao
Simp
@Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer
Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.
I can't believe your exgirlfriend lets her back door get that dirty. So gross.
Jonathan Pasch for real. It was a TWO wipe job
Can tell who took care of that place back in the day
He dated for a pretty faced but realize better to have a hard worker and left her.
Probably has many guys coming in
This is fake are you dumb???????
Bluntly ambiguous and with an innocent heart as well. Awesome
I'm happy Mrs. LPL is so cool with you servicing your exes backdoor.
Me at first: Haha! He's breaking into his Ex's house.
Me later: Oh no.
Edit: This comment isn't even that funny. Why does it have 7.2k likes? Smh.
Hahaha same
MrSnowmanJoe oh yes
same bro haha
Yes
That was my exact reaction. Oh, someone's breaking into someone's house for an April Fool's joke! An ex-boyfriend - oh, no…
This time he's gone too far, not that he can be stopped.
When even Corona can't stop madmen
What you gonna do to him? Lock him up? Ha!
I really thought LPL was more mature than this. (unsubscribed)
@@LanceMcGrew I'm assuming you weren't watching his videos a year ago.
@@nevererothezero7893 more like madlad
Can imagine hes smiling through all the video
Can't wait! April is just around the corner!
normal people: send n*des
LPL: send a picture of your backdoor
Badly underrated comment ;)
Underrated comment is underrated
Lmaooooo
I bet LPL makes weird lock references whenever he uses *real* dirty talk.
Click on 1, click on 2, 3 is binding.
I am sorry
@@swisscheese3094 all is forgiven, but not forgotten.
"That's all I have for you today"
Damn girl. Let me rumble them tumblers.
This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever watched !!!
“This is the CuckoldingLawyer...”
"Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way"
Absolute madlad.
@Jason H you mean *your backdoor*
“In fact it looks looser than when we were dating”
😂😂😂😂
Just got it Thank you !
just apply a generous amount of lube, then put the rubber on for your own safety
Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".
Yep
I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."
Last frames should have been him going inside.
@@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.
Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.
I'm eagerly awaiting the 2022 edition of LPL's April 1 video!
Worth the wait.
This.... this is a work of Art.
instruction unclear, my tool is stuck in her backdoor.
her boyfriend has brought a chainsaw to cut it off. send help.
O.o
Best comment ever. LOL
😂😂
Yikes
Ur..... tool 🥵
I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about
All his April 1st jokes are aqsome
Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼♂️ should go to sleep now.
You mean cock? As in the chicken?
CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.
Same here!!!
Yeah work in that backdoor, the boyfriend will appreciate it
Kudos to you, sir.