[1208] Mrs. LPL is NOT Happy With This Package!

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  • @marks8437
    @marks8437 3 роки тому +51341

    Don't jump to conclusions, how do you know your wife won't like the outfit until you wear it in front of her?

    • @titusjames4912
      @titusjames4912 3 роки тому +2473

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @mawwalmazie
      @mawwalmazie 3 роки тому +575

      maybe it's someone else's? that's why he said mrs. LPL won't appreciate that, from the note as well personal information had been spilled which I assumed she was trying to get "visited" by mr. LPL himself.

    • @4547466
      @4547466 3 роки тому +1368

      @@mawwalmazie the joke is at about 500, your head was at about 50.

    • @swapnageorge4018
      @swapnageorge4018 3 роки тому +530

      @@mawwalmazie Dude, you didn't get the joke.

    • @mawwalmazie
      @mawwalmazie 3 роки тому +95

      @@swapnageorge4018 I did, because I was too serious about LPL vids that I forgot about the humor part

  • @WanderingBrushArt
    @WanderingBrushArt 3 роки тому +25643

    This woman 100% has a fantasy where LPL picks the door to her bedroom

    • @yeetbro1604
      @yeetbro1604 3 роки тому +325

      Lol

    • @tahmibee8469
      @tahmibee8469 3 роки тому +188

      Lmaooo

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 3 роки тому +1657

      I mean lets be honest half of the comment section has the same dream. its just for half of those people it is a Nightmare

    • @stonecoldcold2941
      @stonecoldcold2941 3 роки тому +26

      Lmao

    • @smoog
      @smoog 3 роки тому +430

      And then to her chastity belt.

  • @Risk0s
    @Risk0s 3 роки тому +9977

    so guys, remember: only male underwear from now on

    • @coreythomas6576
      @coreythomas6576 3 роки тому +351

      Sweaty used ones or an unopened package of Hanes briefs? Asking for a friend lol

    • @Risk0s
      @Risk0s 3 роки тому +260

      @@coreythomas6576 maybe one of those elephant briefs... you know the kind, with the trunk and all

    • @thomassynths
      @thomassynths 3 роки тому +75

      It was for Mr LPL to begin with, despite being purchased from the Women's section.

    • @gwartard
      @gwartard 3 роки тому +66

      Tighty whiteys with busted elastic and a racing stripe.

    • @cooldude-lc9ih
      @cooldude-lc9ih 3 роки тому +10

      Nah, heavily used ones

  • @fake_emperor365
    @fake_emperor365 3 роки тому +3010

    The way he just says "Ah. I see." is hilarious

    • @HeyPaulhasopinions
      @HeyPaulhasopinions 3 роки тому +86

      seems like he has to deal with this matter quite often these days

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 2 роки тому +27

      The little "Ah" was honestly adorable. XD

    • @burnedexperiment
      @burnedexperiment 11 місяців тому +6

      Nah I think he handled it before recording and putting it up

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 роки тому +6394

    Remember guys, Mrs. LPL is the destructive entry expert

    • @SAjimclose
      @SAjimclose 3 роки тому +476

      I remember that Ben and Jerry's...

    • @linkinparkdj14
      @linkinparkdj14 3 роки тому +236

      RIP Ben and Jerry’s lock

    • @Major_D3rp
      @Major_D3rp 3 роки тому +178

      @@linkinparkdj14 well the lock was fine. The ice cream carton= RIP. lol

    • @matteblack5805
      @matteblack5805 3 роки тому +89

      Path of least resistance lol

    • @0dious
      @0dious 3 роки тому +16

      You just took this commedy next level

  • @victomeyezr
    @victomeyezr 3 роки тому +9864

    That moment you realize "delivered in person", would have been such a BAD idea...

    • @Caribbeanmax
      @Caribbeanmax 3 роки тому +382

      and the BEST idea at the same time, depending on who you ask :P

    • @robrobinson8597
      @robrobinson8597 3 роки тому +759

      @@Caribbeanmax Its all that talk about "bottom of the keyway tension" that caused the issue.

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic 3 роки тому +388

      @@Caribbeanmax worse idea.
      He's married.
      I kinda don't want him to have marital issues

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 3 роки тому +106

      @@GazMatic And I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he wants them even less than you want him to have them :D

    • @realshompa
      @realshompa 3 роки тому +21

      @@GazMatic but charing is caring. A good woman would share their man and have some fun. Just drink the alcohol and deny everything later.

  • @mjohnson2807
    @mjohnson2807 3 роки тому +14211

    Finally found the only lock he can never break, wedlock

    • @andrewsmith9174
      @andrewsmith9174 3 роки тому +461

      This is the most under appreciated comment. Bravo.

    • @DBZVelena
      @DBZVelena 3 роки тому +123

      lovely pun.

    • @BIGREDTECH
      @BIGREDTECH 3 роки тому +53

      This was a perfect statement! Love it!

    • @wildman2012
      @wildman2012 3 роки тому +38

      Boom! Comment of the year for LPL!

    • @gatherer818
      @gatherer818 3 роки тому +86

      Umm.. he's a lawyer, isn't that exactly who need to break a wedlock? ^^

  • @Giltr0y
    @Giltr0y 3 роки тому +9740

    LPL kids: Daddy we got you a present!
    LPL: Your package is on the bottom end of the quality range

  • @Bladavia
    @Bladavia 3 роки тому +18326

    She was definitely trying to get some bottom-of-the-keyway tension.

    • @PibrochPonder
      @PibrochPonder 3 роки тому +1014

      With a good solid raking to hit those pins in the right combination

    • @SakuraAngelPrincess
      @SakuraAngelPrincess 3 роки тому +588

      he is skilled but a bit too fast

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 3 роки тому +85

      Clever comment. Nice job.

    • @mtgering
      @mtgering 3 роки тому +311

      One is loose... Two is binding...

    • @omnipotent4720
      @omnipotent4720 3 роки тому +176

      @@mtgering Click out of 3 ?!??!

  • @spanishnavaja
    @spanishnavaja 3 роки тому +7028

    The innocence of calling it "festive packaging" before reality set in was priceless.

    • @jnerdsblog
      @jnerdsblog 3 роки тому +290

      @Brian Cairns this feels like an assumption

    • @wrxborg
      @wrxborg 3 роки тому +4

      @@brodrickirwin4362 same here

    • @poodrofartman2802
      @poodrofartman2802 3 роки тому +3

      @@wrxborg ye same here

    • @moizzle
      @moizzle 3 роки тому +60

      @@wrxborg ladies lingerie

    • @blakeerenhouse943
      @blakeerenhouse943 3 роки тому +132

      @@brodrickirwin4362 it’s Christmas themed lingerie

  • @CuppofJoe95
    @CuppofJoe95 3 роки тому +13590

    Next episode: “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we are going to be picking the lock on my front door, because my wife locked me out of the house last night.”

    • @nielsdegroot9138
      @nielsdegroot9138 3 роки тому +436

      Well, at least we then we should be able to see him picking some quality locks. :)

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 3 роки тому +56

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @BadandMadMartin
      @BadandMadMartin 3 роки тому +311

      Nah, she knows he's too good with locks.
      She'd probably just tape up the keyway.
      Tape is LPL's kryptonite. 😂

    • @jakeforrest
      @jakeforrest 3 роки тому +15

      Very funny :-)

    • @dictatoribenevolo8394
      @dictatoribenevolo8394 3 роки тому +9

      underrated

  • @chickenbradly
    @chickenbradly 3 роки тому +6787

    I can imagine a Misery scenario where he gets kidnapped by her, but "picks" his way out minutes later. "Ok folks, as you can see, this was not a very good kidnapping attempt, I barely got any Stockholm Syndrome"

    • @puffdragon26
      @puffdragon26 3 роки тому +27

      Only one more to go ….

    • @Sean-of9rs
      @Sean-of9rs 3 роки тому +84

      You win this comment section.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 роки тому +26

      Alot of people on here aren't old enough to remember that movie. Lol

    • @ignaciomartinchiaravalle
      @ignaciomartinchiaravalle 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sean-of9rs absolutely agree XD

    • @Nik66928
      @Nik66928 3 роки тому +21

      I just woke up my girlfriend by laughing at your comment

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 3 роки тому +23263

    Diana just gave a ton of personally identifiable information to a stranger whose internet presence is based around opening locks he doesn't have the key to.

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor 3 роки тому +425

      Lmao

    • @pellandgump
      @pellandgump 3 роки тому +2531

      Maybe that’s her point, having some fantasy of LPL picking her lock

    • @captainwordsword1666
      @captainwordsword1666 3 роки тому +1771

      She wanted her cheap lock to get raked open too.

    • @pellandgump
      @pellandgump 3 роки тому +337

      No no, she definitely wanted single pin picked. Probably has a nasty key way offering horrible bitting. 😝

    • @KingDeadMan
      @KingDeadMan 3 роки тому +93

      Well, when you put it like that. Lmao

  • @LyricWulf
    @LyricWulf 3 роки тому +21178

    Tape: 10 seconds
    Lock: *2 seconds*

    • @0name933
      @0name933 3 роки тому +69

      Hello there. Love your music friend.

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @atbobman
      @atbobman 3 роки тому +337

      Diana: 0 seconds

    • @nebulyra_chan
      @nebulyra_chan 3 роки тому +8

      Nice seeing you here Lyric awoo

    • @SneakingMOUSE
      @SneakingMOUSE 3 роки тому +4

      LYRICWULF. YIFF YIFF!

  • @BeaverCheeze
    @BeaverCheeze 3 роки тому +7240

    When the tape takes longer to get off than the lock.

    • @lockolot6704
      @lockolot6704 3 роки тому +37

      When I see this comment on every LPL video

    • @larrybe2900
      @larrybe2900 3 роки тому +30

      @Wroger Wroger
      With its content perhaps that was the intent. ;)

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 3 роки тому +37

      Well he's the lock picking lawyer not the tape peeling lawyer

    • @Bambi_Sapphic
      @Bambi_Sapphic 3 роки тому +19

      Took like 10+secs on the tape
      Like 2seconds on the lock
      Moral of the story, secure your stripper underwear with tape not Chinese locks

    • @nicotti
      @nicotti 3 роки тому +6

      Methinks had he met her in person Diana would have removed what's inside the package faster than LPL opened the lock.

  • @dang5736
    @dang5736 3 роки тому +2431

    LPL: “I love your packages”
    Also LPL: “Don’t send me your lingerie”
    Wtf all these mixed messages

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 роки тому +103

      I mean, he only said he loved the packages, not necessarily what is inside of them. XD

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 2 роки тому +47

      LPL after divorce: "I love your lingerie, Don't send me your packages"

    • @toastergaming7783
      @toastergaming7783 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@@canter1terthat wouldn't happen because he welded the love lock shut

    • @ralkia
      @ralkia 11 місяців тому +4

      hehe package

    • @leewardbounds
      @leewardbounds 11 місяців тому +11

      @@toastergaming7783 Everyone thinks their love is eternal 'til someone shows up with an angle grinder.

  • @bennyk384
    @bennyk384 3 роки тому +2226

    The disappointment in the “ah I see” is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

    • @renascienza.bazarclub
      @renascienza.bazarclub 3 роки тому +96

      The thinking inside "oh f*ck, I'm so in trouble right now"... 😂

    • @CharlieTheAstronaut
      @CharlieTheAstronaut 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah, kind of a nice, humble reaction :)

    • @Elessar00
      @Elessar00 3 роки тому +65

      I don't even know why he didn't expect something like that. Just from what he told us about the woman before he opened the lock, it was obvious she was into him.

    • @samuelastran6090
      @samuelastran6090 3 роки тому +4

      What was the red thing inside?

    • @Bored_Barbarian
      @Bored_Barbarian 3 роки тому +34

      @@samuelastran6090 lingerie 😂

  • @houseofpea
    @houseofpea 3 роки тому +5204

    the way he just went "ah." so stoically was beautiful

    • @Toni_560
      @Toni_560 3 роки тому +258

      Not the firstly time receiving this but a good way to clearly say "No." to all the thirsty ladies out there.

    • @dputra
      @dputra 3 роки тому +22

      Can you explain why he said that?

    • @FuncleChuck
      @FuncleChuck 3 роки тому +291

      @@dputra it’s lingerie. It’s a weird thing to mail someone who is married.

    • @84257542
      @84257542 3 роки тому +50

      @@dputra because that are panties

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 3 роки тому +16

      Getting married is evil

  • @theBATgoesUPoh
    @theBATgoesUPoh 3 роки тому +4113

    Sorry Diana, seems like the lock to LPL's heart can't be picked with low skill attacks

    • @LordBhorak
      @LordBhorak 3 роки тому +96

      Good one, sir. Got a guffaw out of me.

    • @DavidLindes
      @DavidLindes 3 роки тому +90

      Now _this_ is the comment I didn't even know I was looking for, but was looking for.

    • @03opelcorsa
      @03opelcorsa 3 роки тому +9

      Spitting fire

    • @MikeKojoteStone
      @MikeKojoteStone 3 роки тому +22

      Ugh, just take my fucking upvote already. That was just too good a pun to be legal.

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius 3 роки тому +7

      @@MikeKojoteStone and his name is LockPickingLAWYER, so that's why he couldnt comment on the pun XD

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar 3 роки тому +551

    The slight pause between ‘nice packaging’ and ‘ah’ really had me laughing loud enough to wake my roommates.

  • @nummnutz7046
    @nummnutz7046 3 роки тому +3310

    He sounded like a disappointed teacher when he saw the lingerie

  • @strawberry_wavepoint
    @strawberry_wavepoint 3 роки тому +4287

    This confirms that his first name is "The"

    • @xirenzhang9126
      @xirenzhang9126 3 роки тому +58

      and Lawyer is my last name

    • @camdude7234
      @camdude7234 3 роки тому +3

      @Joe Mama and the “ lawyer’ part this is last name

    • @fcernig33
      @fcernig33 3 роки тому +9

      His name is Harry

    • @klausr8700
      @klausr8700 3 роки тому +1

      @ZER0 - زيرو 717 AT 4 MINUTES

    • @lorensw210
      @lorensw210 3 роки тому

      lmaooo

  • @dominiconeil4693
    @dominiconeil4693 3 роки тому +5834

    You can _hear_ the moment where his soul dies, just a little.

  • @FriedHam
    @FriedHam 3 роки тому +235

    I thought Mrs. LPL‘s disappointment came from the alcohol part, until it escalated way too fast.

  • @deanobeany
    @deanobeany 3 роки тому +17836

    I feel like the cheap, easy to open lock was a metaphor for something...

  • @aaronmarkham2814
    @aaronmarkham2814 3 роки тому +4902

    “Give it to you in person” I don’t think she’s talking about the alcohol part of the present 😳

    • @nisterror
      @nisterror 3 роки тому +86

      lol exactly my thought

    • @tylerk444
      @tylerk444 3 роки тому +18

      Can someone please explain?

    • @SAMERATORZ
      @SAMERATORZ 3 роки тому +257

      @@tylerk444 It is easy to assume, due to the content of the box, that our fellow subscriber wished for a more personal relationship with the LPL. Altough perhaps it was always ment as a joke/prank on her part!

    • @fpeter01
      @fpeter01 3 роки тому +64

      @@SAMERATORZ Fame goes together with secret (or not so secret) admirers.

    • @stu729
      @stu729 3 роки тому +31

      @@fpeter01 Also sometimes known as stalkers! Though I'm sure "Diana in New York City" doesn't necessarily fit that description.

  • @kevinlopezobrien5366
    @kevinlopezobrien5366 3 роки тому +2892

    She tried to pick his wedlock, but he welded it shut.

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 3 роки тому +80

      @Bad Matt I never intended to predict the future, but yeah that episode dropped one week after my comment... who woulda guessed?

    • @davidtarushka9749
      @davidtarushka9749 3 роки тому +9

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 #LockpickingLawyerLore

    • @ajilpappachan
      @ajilpappachan 3 роки тому +5

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 can you give me the video number?

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 3 роки тому

      Also, not sure why my original comment says 2 months ago... Gonna need to check that out...

    • @ajilpappachan
      @ajilpappachan 3 роки тому

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 thank you

  • @connororsmthn1088
    @connororsmthn1088 3 роки тому +2706

    I think its very funny that people just kinda send this dude alchohol with a lock on it, and every time he gets a bottle of whatever he's just like "thanks for the drink, if you ever want to send me free drinks, by all means do" and then people do. It's crazy

    • @rumperdumper
      @rumperdumper 3 роки тому +119

      He gets more free drinks than a movie star at a dive bar

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl 3 роки тому +64

      I mean, if I had that kind of persuasive power I'd probably do it to.

    • @justinbremer2281
      @justinbremer2281 3 роки тому +26

      Kinda makes me want to send a bottle of Faygo, heh

    • @engineerbeta1515
      @engineerbeta1515 3 роки тому +13

      Think of it as donating, but LPL has to "work" for it

    • @joseZudaire
      @joseZudaire 2 роки тому +10

      Man, it's all sh*ts and giggles until someone sends him a laced bottle. If I were him I wouldn't dare drink from these bottles.

  • @jackmars931
    @jackmars931 3 роки тому +2305

    Tape: Removed
    Lock: Picked
    Panties: Exploded
    All in day's work for the LPL.

    • @brittanylevinson741
      @brittanylevinson741 3 роки тому +28

      Exploding in underwear is usually a bad thing

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 3 роки тому +15

      @@brittanylevinson741 Why is that? Just lets passerbys know you're ready.

    • @yurizaitsef
      @yurizaitsef 3 роки тому +4

      Wish I could spam like

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 3 роки тому +8

      It's very Freudian. Long hard object jiggles open an easy lock to reveal something that goes to your head and something that by the end of the night will be *worn* on the head.

    • @dinioktavia8471
      @dinioktavia8471 3 роки тому +7

      Hotel : Trivago

  • @Guitarsey
    @Guitarsey 3 роки тому +1387

    The moment she used such an inferior lock was the moment Mr. LPL lost interest

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof 3 роки тому +197

      When you can rake the lock open you know everyone's had their turn with it.

    • @bryanrobertson6844
      @bryanrobertson6844 3 роки тому +25

      I'm just here for the comments.
      🤣🤣Both of y'all were savage AF🤣🤣

    • @falcon3792
      @falcon3792 3 роки тому +12

      @@gododoof Gawdam this comment section is killing it.

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 3 роки тому +15

      I wonder what kind of lock Ms. LPL used to woo him.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 3 роки тому +25

      She's probably sending a signal that she's as easy as this lock.

  • @GhostFiire357
    @GhostFiire357 3 роки тому +2266

    I like how he says "let's try to get in" like he might actually fail.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +14

      Could be a trick lock or something.

    • @GhostFiire357
      @GhostFiire357 3 роки тому +10

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix Valid point. Though we know he'd figure it out one way or another.

    • @darkmann12
      @darkmann12 3 роки тому +6

      Assumptions are always to be avoided! :)

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 3 роки тому +5

      I think he just means let's try to get in with this tool and if it didn't work he'd just use another one

    • @saucysuishi341
      @saucysuishi341 3 роки тому +1

      I love that part of his videos

  • @maremike2691
    @maremike2691 3 роки тому +228

    I felt that "ahhh..." 1:41
    The moment he understood, that the cheap lock and the content of the package actually mean something.
    She's a genius

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 3 місяці тому

      Not to mention the personally identifying information in the note

  • @spiff2268
    @spiff2268 3 роки тому +2313

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he chooses to keep his identity a secret.

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 3 роки тому +421

      To defend against legions of horny female viewers, obviously.

    • @rjay8076
      @rjay8076 3 роки тому +27

      This should have more likes

    • @douro20
      @douro20 3 роки тому +107

      He's a lawyer. He has good reason to hide his identity.

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 3 роки тому +30

      @@douro20 and a jealous wife (lol)

    • @jeremydaniels3904
      @jeremydaniels3904 3 роки тому +106

      As soon as he read the part in the letter detailing his "enthralling voice" I knew exactly where things were going. Here's hoping that Mrs. LPL doesn't give him too much grief over this.

  • @Jearper
    @Jearper 3 роки тому +9627

    God I love the age that we live in, never thought lock picking groupie would be a thing

    • @jonathanthompson5710
      @jonathanthompson5710 3 роки тому +286

      Women love skill. Dedication and hard work transfer to many things.

    • @paulvangemmeren9351
      @paulvangemmeren9351 3 роки тому +340

      [insert "non-destructive entry" joke here]

    • @quentinleroux6762
      @quentinleroux6762 3 роки тому +179

      Well i don't know any woman who doesn't love a man with skilled finger...

    • @giomjava
      @giomjava 3 роки тому +29

      Skill is SEXY ❤️

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 3 роки тому +33

      I love the Internet. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid. 😁

  • @JJGray21
    @JJGray21 3 роки тому +3579

    Diana: I love your soothing voice, here's my address some lingerie and a bottle of henny 😂😂😂

    • @rafiulhaque2838
      @rafiulhaque2838 3 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂

    • @jaunusender6166
      @jaunusender6166 3 роки тому +478

      Good thing he's married and not some psycho, not like a lock could stop him.

    • @BrutalOverride
      @BrutalOverride 3 роки тому +43

      Ooooh......holy sh**, I'm retarded.

    • @ketami.
      @ketami. 3 роки тому +226

      ahhhhhh, now I understand the letter where he said "goes on to discuss who she is and what she does"

    • @billdiemer
      @billdiemer 3 роки тому +180

      "I only wish I could give it to you in person"

  • @jbw042300
    @jbw042300 3 роки тому +953

    she said "i only wish i could give it to you in person" and in my head i thought "well covid yea of course" then he opened it and it clicked

    • @Krydolph
      @Krydolph 3 роки тому +24

      from the name of the video, and the way he described the card, I was fully expecting her panties to be in there...

    • @Sinknight212
      @Sinknight212 3 роки тому +10

      @@Krydolph They are there? That’s clearly a lingerie set so she probably did wear these.

    • @Krydolph
      @Krydolph 3 роки тому +16

      @@Sinknight212 communicating in text is a bitch right!?
      What I was trying to say is that I was never thinking "covid" and was not really surprised when he opened it :)

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 2 роки тому +20

      And I was thinking that Ms. LPL didn't like him getting sent copious amounts of alcohol.

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 Рік тому

      was that a pun

  • @MegaEmmanuel09
    @MegaEmmanuel09 3 роки тому +3036

    "Ah. I see. Okay, folks..."
    Love it.

    • @jd6865
      @jd6865 3 роки тому +68

      That was the best part

    • @Brotherhood039
      @Brotherhood039 3 роки тому +52

      Best reaction 😂

    • @dex3678
      @dex3678 3 роки тому +29

      i didnt realise what he was talking about until he said that

    • @Drag0nvil
      @Drag0nvil 3 роки тому +27

      @@ataleofscience5027 a 2 part set of Christmas underwear.

    • @kylelynch3505
      @kylelynch3505 3 роки тому +38

      @@ataleofscience5027 Diana sent lingerie and identifying info with the alcohol. Heavily implied she wanted LPL to swing by and pick her

  • @THR33STEP
    @THR33STEP 3 роки тому +745

    “The glass of Cognac went down very easily. I’m going to down a few glasses more to show you it’s not a fluke.”

  • @smokeandkippers
    @smokeandkippers 3 роки тому +3448

    There was a young lady called Di
    Who tried to catch LPL’s eye
    He whipped out his rake
    Gave her key way a shake
    But LPL’s too nice a guy

    • @stsensual
      @stsensual 3 роки тому +78

      Victory is yours.

    • @sharkuc
      @sharkuc 3 роки тому +120

      So did you wake up this morning thinking "I'm going to win the internet today" or was it more of a spur of the moment thing?

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 роки тому +23

      liked for the metaphors

    • @leximatic
      @leximatic 3 роки тому +2

      Awesome

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 3 роки тому +5

      🙌😂😂😂🙌

  • @rabidmarshmallow5645
    @rabidmarshmallow5645 3 роки тому +98

    “Let’s stick with locks”
    Fkn love this guy

  • @dimerization
    @dimerization 3 роки тому +5632

    Imagine all the totally bananas love letters he gets and DOESN'T show us

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому +193

      Like:
      Can you pick the lock leading to my heart please?
      Or
      Pick the lock of your gate for me to pass your walls

    • @payntballman
      @payntballman 3 роки тому +205

      @@thedepression950 he did make the "[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door". he brought this on himself.

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому +36

      @@payntballman i know. And it was a dirty video ;)

    • @CaptainNuge
      @CaptainNuge 3 роки тому +11

      You're the One... And there's a little bite there on one. Number two...

    • @mikesnapper9001
      @mikesnapper9001 3 роки тому +23

      "You can pick the lock on my chastity belt any day!"

  • @connormurphy5503
    @connormurphy5503 3 роки тому +10988

    “Thank you so much Diana.” *not 10 seconds later* “Your lock is shit”

    • @djolekosic
      @djolekosic 3 роки тому +49

      Ahahahhaah

    • @joik2ww269
      @joik2ww269 3 роки тому +347

      Diana opens also that easy

    • @Patrickh08
      @Patrickh08 3 роки тому +26

      @@joik2ww269 HEH?!?

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 3 роки тому +74

      This man like the Gordon Ramsey of locks

    • @malice2917
      @malice2917 3 роки тому +18

      @@joik2ww269 damn

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 3 роки тому +9921

    i had to watch several times to realize it wasn't a difficult knot it was lingerie
    also diana call me

    • @straightbusta2609
      @straightbusta2609 3 роки тому +90

      Lol

    • @geek2.027
      @geek2.027 3 роки тому +115

      What is lingerie...
      Edit: I have looked at a lot of replies. Thanks for destroying my mind. :D

    • @digitomicvakar8239
      @digitomicvakar8239 3 роки тому +489

      Sexy laundry

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 3 роки тому +282

      @@geek2.027 do your mom know you are seeying those things?

    • @TheLifeLaVita
      @TheLifeLaVita 3 роки тому +82

      @@alilweeb7684 does

  • @cymond
    @cymond 2 роки тому +207

    In a recent presentation at Saint Con, LPL reveals that he gets lots of creepy packages, such as hidden GPS trackers from stalkers who hope that he'll take it home, and they can figure out where he lives, and hence who he is.
    Therefore, I *strongly* believe that he opens everything at the post office box first, to make sure it's safe before taking it home to his family.

    • @akqle4438
      @akqle4438 11 місяців тому

      DONT RUIN IT

    • @sanga000
      @sanga000 11 місяців тому +48

      Or he has a separate rented studio where he does the filming

    • @pjaxy
      @pjaxy 9 місяців тому

      Except for this one because it still had the blue tape over the lock.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 6 місяців тому +4

      I imagine he probably runs everything under a high power magnet or something to kill electronics.

  • @kalashboi
    @kalashboi 3 роки тому +1872

    i like how lpl has big “don’t send this again, respect my wife” vibes when he sees the festivities

    • @charper9890
      @charper9890 3 роки тому +16

      If I had a brother I would so do this to him pretending to be an admirer just to see him on the couch lol

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 3 роки тому +17

      This is exhibit A in the divorce case.

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 3 роки тому +27

      @@newscotlandtv woah man he's not a "Yes honey" dude. He's got morals

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 роки тому +3

      @@ts757arse but they're so comfy.

    • @challengecompleted55
      @challengecompleted55 3 роки тому +46

      @@crazguykwan8955 Yeah. I don't know when respecting your SO and your relationship became "trained well", but that should be the norm.

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh 3 роки тому +1393

    "Okay we have some festive packaging"
    *two seconds later* ah...

    • @Schobbob
      @Schobbob 3 роки тому +35

      it is festive packaging in a way...

    • @MSRPR
      @MSRPR 3 роки тому +4

      @@Schobbob it is I guess lol

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 3 роки тому +1

      He’s not technically wrong.

  • @sigspearthumb5237
    @sigspearthumb5237 3 роки тому +11154

    Someone send him a locked box with a mirror so we can see how he looks

  • @jinxtheunluckypony
    @jinxtheunluckypony 3 роки тому +163

    I love how professional he sounds when he’s telling his fans not to send inappropriate gifts.

  • @NathanSlaymaker
    @NathanSlaymaker 3 роки тому +3460

    It's perfect how expertly he deflects and discourages in a courteous and comprehensive manner. We've seen his lock-picking skills at work for years; here, we see he is likely just as skilled an attorney as well.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 роки тому +91

      He is the lockpicking lawyer after all

    • @devinwhite1086
      @devinwhite1086 3 роки тому +8

      yea he was a lawyer thats his name sorry if u already knew not tryna be a smart ass

    • @NathanSlaymaker
      @NathanSlaymaker 3 роки тому +49

      @@devinwhite1086 Indeed! But one can be an attorney without being skilled at it. :-)

    • @devinwhite1086
      @devinwhite1086 3 роки тому +17

      @@NathanSlaymaker oh i see the point you were making cheers ! :)

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 2 роки тому +10

      He truly is a professional at every instance.

  • @thuglifegeorgiayt8064
    @thuglifegeorgiayt8064 3 роки тому +2435

    If this channel has taught me anything it’s that tape is 100% more effective than a lock

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 3 роки тому +51

      In this case is 500%

    • @snafu4147
      @snafu4147 3 роки тому +34

      The only unpickable lock was a sticker

    • @pdxpickit2586
      @pdxpickit2586 3 роки тому +6

      So where is the wedding ring that might have directed Miss Dianna’s attention to less troubled and costly options. “Put a ring on it”

    • @Pekkhum
      @Pekkhum 3 роки тому +1

      @@pdxpickit2586 LPL fastidiously avoids identifying information in his videos... plus, most wedding bands don't take kindly to rubbing against brass and steel locks, tools, etc.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 3 роки тому +4006

    The lingerie was for him, not his wife.

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky 3 роки тому +44

      LOCKS OF PUBIC HAIR

    • @wilsonn6767
      @wilsonn6767 3 роки тому +17

      Obviously... did you not watch the video

    • @velipulla3936
      @velipulla3936 3 роки тому +11

      Sherlock

    • @RufftaMan
      @RufftaMan 3 роки тому +86

      I think the problem is it wasn't FOR someone, but FROM someone, if you know what I mean.. =P

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen 3 роки тому +19

      @@wilsonn6767 he can rock that lingerie, you don't know his life

  • @RealJ8
    @RealJ8 3 роки тому +297

    Thank you Diana, for giving us great content and possibly an undeniable classic for the LPL archives

  • @VeritasGames
    @VeritasGames 3 роки тому +7558

    Rarely do I literally laugh out loud. This one got me.

    • @justinworkman5482
      @justinworkman5482 3 роки тому +78

      Now only if I could wear those mrs santa garments on my USEC.....

    • @olivercameron6299
      @olivercameron6299 3 роки тому +68

      What in the tarkov are u doing here veritas

    • @supermrmcandrewson
      @supermrmcandrewson 3 роки тому +12

      Oh wow it's Veritas 👋 planning a remix of some LPL vids? 😁

    • @HazzySW1
      @HazzySW1 3 роки тому +8

      Laughed out loud as someone was entering the office, awkward.

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 3 роки тому +7

      did not expect to see a tarkov veteran here

  • @godhedsmanden
    @godhedsmanden 3 роки тому +3455

    Lol imagine all the woman just sending their adress being like "i'm all alone, i left the doors locked just let yourself in tihihihi"

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 3 роки тому +44

      why unlocked tho isnt it their fantasy for him to ''pick their locks''

    • @andrewenderfrost8161
      @andrewenderfrost8161 3 роки тому +194

      @@HeartYgo it says locked lol

    • @ouisi7
      @ouisi7 3 роки тому +67

      "don't worry, they're Kwiksets"

    • @battel_bruser3928
      @battel_bruser3928 3 роки тому +16

      why are they all Michael Jackson?

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewenderfrost8161 oh my bad

  • @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687
    @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 3 роки тому +5770

    "I can't show the letter as it has some personal stuff"
    Ah I see. Personal, yes.

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky 3 роки тому +188

      BOOBIES

    • @JustThinkAboutIt2681
      @JustThinkAboutIt2681 3 роки тому +57

      He said he wouldn't not that he couldn't

    • @SteelHex
      @SteelHex 3 роки тому +14

      Pictures

    • @fjp9
      @fjp9 3 роки тому +6

      dirty letter

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 3 роки тому +44

      I doubt it... calligraphy letter, cognac and lingerie suggests a smart woman around 30, probably wrote about her hometown/ work.

  • @DarkChasm
    @DarkChasm 3 роки тому +170

    Did anyone notice that taking off the tape, takes him substantially longer than opening the average master lock ?

    • @samuels7228
      @samuels7228 2 роки тому +3

      More likely due to holding position for the sake of the camera rather than any kind of incompetence in fine motor skills lol

    • @williamduncan7401
      @williamduncan7401 2 роки тому +9

      Indeed. People shall just tape their valuables instead of putting master locks

  • @bluebailey4884
    @bluebailey4884 3 роки тому +606

    Mean while at Diana's home..
    Mrs LPL Voice: Little click on 1 nothing on 2....

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 3 роки тому +11

      LOL 😂🤣

    • @graysongreydeathcarlyle
      @graysongreydeathcarlyle 3 роки тому +98

      Remember the ice cream, Ms. LPL prefers the destructive entry methods ;)

    • @SaraWolffs
      @SaraWolffs 3 роки тому +98

      This is Mrs. Lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is the front door of one "Diana"'s home. As you can see, I brought my husband's infamous ramset gun with me, so this should only take a moment.

    • @SoyGacho
      @SoyGacho 3 роки тому +29

      @@SaraWolffs alright, front door is open, time to rush on over to Diana's room and deal with her next

    • @HannTheftAudio
      @HannTheftAudio 3 роки тому +4

      Roflmao

  • @matekochkoch
    @matekochkoch 3 роки тому +4047

    Isn't the universe a fascinating place - every day something new. Today: Lockpicking groupies.

    • @AquaTech225
      @AquaTech225 3 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @TheCorezero00
      @TheCorezero00 3 роки тому +54

      He IS a total ROCKSTAR so groupies should be expected!!!

    • @barooooooo7665
      @barooooooo7665 3 роки тому +13

      I read this and yelped a big HA! Lmfao

    • @beefgarnacha
      @beefgarnacha 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @1nkw3ll
      @1nkw3ll 3 роки тому +56

      It pays to be good with your hands and knowing how to use your tool

  • @NobbyCankles
    @NobbyCankles 3 роки тому +3578

    Truly amazing how quickly he came up with such a eloquent and respectful way to say “don’t do this sh*t”. 😂

    • @piemasta93
      @piemasta93 3 роки тому +307

      I mean he is a lawyer

    • @probablyro
      @probablyro 3 роки тому +25

      @@piemasta93 loool wanted to say exactly that

    • @spooncarvingwithtom
      @spooncarvingwithtom 3 роки тому +29

      I imagine he picks many of these locks prior to filming and then re picks them for the camera. He knew what was inside, I’m sure.

    • @MikkoRantalainen
      @MikkoRantalainen 3 роки тому +134

      @@spooncarvingwithtom I don't think so because this one had tape on the lock.

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 2 роки тому +67

      @@MikkoRantalainen well there your have it, open and shut it's impossible to replace tape on a lock.
      Anyway, I don't think he does open them before hand, they're usually simple locks

  • @lv.99mastermind45
    @lv.99mastermind45 3 роки тому +263

    "Mrs. LPL is not happy with this package" sounds like an LPL April Fool's title

    • @bryanc1975
      @bryanc1975 3 роки тому +16

      Plot twist: It was Mrs. LPL that sent it, to test him.

  • @flyawayfpv
    @flyawayfpv 3 роки тому +2614

    I would PAY to see his face when he realized what the "festive packaging" was

  • @nathandkreosote9917
    @nathandkreosote9917 3 роки тому +243

    That "ah" is probably the most emotion I've ever seen LPL express.

  • @necwo698
    @necwo698 3 роки тому +4418

    "Ah I see"
    Real Translation: My wife is going to kill me.

    • @Mintstar_Oceanpop
      @Mintstar_Oceanpop 3 роки тому +80

      This comment. Yes to this comment.

    • @BirgitNietsch
      @BirgitNietsch 3 роки тому +137

      Depends. The lingerie for her and the bottle for both might provide a peaceful solution. But then again, this is absolutely none of our business. ;-)

    • @jacksonbrabander6873
      @jacksonbrabander6873 3 роки тому +8

      Love this comment 😂 very true ahahahah

    • @user-de4cq6uk6l
      @user-de4cq6uk6l 3 роки тому +173

      This video is basically a PSA saying don't send me weird stuff like this

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 роки тому +130

      @@BirgitNietsch giving a gal another woman's lingerie is never the path to "a peaceful solution".
      _Never._

  • @KillerGamingBoss
    @KillerGamingBoss 3 роки тому +123

    “A bottle of cognac and ah, I see.” Realising he’s getting hit on.

    • @jpPID
      @jpPID 2 роки тому +7

      Mate that's NOT getting hit on, that's a full blown attempt on getting broken in using destructive methods

  • @drewcook2445
    @drewcook2445 3 роки тому +346

    Why would Mrs LPL be upset?
    LPL can't look that bad in a Santa thong, right? 🤔

    • @ninjaface598
      @ninjaface598 3 роки тому +11

      I agree

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe this is actually intended for Mrs. LPL, hence the novice lock.

    • @xxpod1562
      @xxpod1562 3 роки тому +4

      @@mk_rexx nah mate it was clearly mentionned that this gift was to lpl in the letter.

    • @jordanpaterson4739
      @jordanpaterson4739 3 роки тому +5

      The woman has likely worn them tbh haha

    • @juliusmouse2665
      @juliusmouse2665 3 роки тому +4

      Oh, you got a gift for my wife! How kind of you

  • @Ampera_
    @Ampera_ 3 роки тому +1273

    "If you have any questions"
    I have every question.

    • @lagspresso
      @lagspresso 3 роки тому +21

      I have several questions.

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 3 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @Bambi_Sapphic
      @Bambi_Sapphic 3 роки тому +55

      When you realise the lock being *"easy"* wasn't by mistake or poor thought.

    • @danielhanslik4112
      @danielhanslik4112 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bambi_Sapphic You cheeky b.

  • @G58
    @G58 3 роки тому +1057

    “... there’s a Mrs LockPockingLawyer...”
    I think Diana knows that already. Very naughty.

    • @ajaystar9134
      @ajaystar9134 3 роки тому +28

      you cold say that’s real dirty of so she’s dirty Diana

    • @DeezNuts-
      @DeezNuts- 3 роки тому +17

      What Mrs. lock picking lawyer doesn’t know can’t hurt her

    • @kathrynegames4032
      @kathrynegames4032 3 роки тому +20

      but what she can learn CAN hurt HIM lol

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 роки тому +21

      It was a gift for Mrs LPL all along. Diana knows what she wants.

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne 3 роки тому +1273

    You can tell how much he loves his wife. That letter was very obvious, and yet even when he opened the box his first response was that the “wrapping” was festive. He didn’t clue in till the very end. That is a man who only sees his wife and that is a wonderful thing 🥰 I hope they have a long and happy life together.

  • @mcmagiccracker
    @mcmagiccracker 3 роки тому +1780

    That's some real skill, keeping his chill and choosing his words carefully, avoiding any description of the offending item while explaining why it's an unwanted gift. Good picking with a bonus example of good lawyering.

    • @muffininacup4060
      @muffininacup4060 3 роки тому +220

      He picked his words carefully :D

    • @nexvull5911
      @nexvull5911 3 роки тому +74

      @@muffininacup4060 *slow clap*

    • @tomc.5704
      @tomc.5704 3 роки тому +30

      @@nexvull5911 I glossed right over it until you pointed it out

    • @SirOtterman
      @SirOtterman 3 роки тому +24

      He's so good with that he should become a lawyer! 🤣

    • @JohnSmithKillFeds
      @JohnSmithKillFeds 3 роки тому +2

      I'm amazed that he did so so quickly!

  • @gabron21
    @gabron21 3 роки тому +2141

    LPL: “that’s all I have for you today. if you do have any questions...”
    Me: “I have many”

    • @fleurberkers3965
      @fleurberkers3965 3 роки тому +22

      ask them then

    • @genius11433
      @genius11433 3 роки тому +36

      @@fleurberkers3965
      Maybe I missed something, maybe I'm naive, maybe it's because I recently woke up, but WHAT is it that Mrs. LPL would not appreciate? It's pretty clear that the red cloth was not a Santa hat, but what IS it?

    • @StewyAdamRules
      @StewyAdamRules 3 роки тому +128

      @@genius11433 Looks like some festive lingerie to me.

    • @Soulz585
      @Soulz585 3 роки тому +22

      @@genius11433 its underware

    • @ugh5271
      @ugh5271 3 роки тому +46

      @@genius11433 I'm not sure but I think it was more of an "adult" santa costume

  • @emotionz3
    @emotionz3 3 роки тому +1583

    Shoulda known where this was going 30 seconds in when she wrote “relaxing voice”

    • @bobbob1876
      @bobbob1876 3 роки тому +73

      I mean... I didn't get it until she sent her underwear.
      ...Okay, I didn't get it after that-- I went, "Wait, did she accidentally-- oh no, I'd hate to accidentally mail my underwear away..."

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 3 роки тому +99

      To be fair, doesn't everyone think his voice is relaxing?

    • @MathewAGTales
      @MathewAGTales 3 роки тому +61

      @@bobbob1876 omg was it hers? I thought she sent like a piece for his wife 😭

    • @Rc1136Darman1
      @Rc1136Darman1 3 роки тому +42

      @@MathewAGTales without knowing her size? lol

    • @landoakechi9406
      @landoakechi9406 3 роки тому +11

      @@stylesrj Yeah, but I personally wouldn’t have mentioned it in a note to him. Mostly because I’m more focused on his lock picking skills than his voice, really. Plus, she said she was enthralled by his relaxing voice, I found it a bit odd when he first read it, but he didn’t seem bothered by it, so I didn’t think much of it

  • @captainMagDump
    @captainMagDump 3 роки тому +61

    The lawyer aspect of LPL came in real quickly at the end there

  • @bordenfleetwood5773
    @bordenfleetwood5773 3 роки тому +937

    "Ah. I see."
    If ever we questioned if he pre-opened the packages he shows on here, NOW WE KNOW.

    • @rheece5459
      @rheece5459 3 роки тому +50

      I wonder if packages will be preopened for screening from now on?

    • @sheepsfeather3159
      @sheepsfeather3159 3 роки тому +239

      If it went too far, it prob wouldn't end up on youtube.

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 3 роки тому +50

      @@sheepsfeather3159 That's my thought as well. This one wasn't too bad, but if there were photos inside, that probably wouldn't have made it to UA-cam.

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 3 роки тому +63

      @@rheece5459 He doesn't stream live, so it wouldn't matter if he was recording while opening or not, he can still choose not to upload

    • @SpinningSidekick
      @SpinningSidekick 3 роки тому +12

      @@Vincent_Beers I mean, I guess, *yeah*, if u wanna, like, use logic and stuff.

  • @jpconley5618
    @jpconley5618 3 роки тому +4373

    Theory: Diana is secretly Mrs LPL, and sent this as a test. LPL passed with flying colours 😎

    • @mickadile6275
      @mickadile6275 3 роки тому +52

      And you are Mrs LPL know exactly what you have done

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 3 роки тому +145

      @@mickadile6275 Bruh you edited your reply and it still doesn’t make sense XD

    • @GLAEDR1531
      @GLAEDR1531 3 роки тому +17

      I agree women usually dont provide many details or are just generally quite cryptic. Unless they're lying.

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 3 роки тому +22

      That is an entirely credible hypothesis.

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 3 роки тому +7

      I choose to believe this.

  • @DavidIstre
    @DavidIstre 3 роки тому +3829

    I love how tactfully LPL handled this situation. He was respectful while still being clear that this was inappropriate.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 3 роки тому +340

      well he *_IS_* a lawyer 😉👍

    • @zachpel1923
      @zachpel1923 3 роки тому +21

      I have no clue what it is

    • @MGZig
      @MGZig 3 роки тому +259

      @@zachpel1923 A bottle of alcohol with some Christmas themed lingerie is what it looked like

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 3 роки тому +136

      @@MGZig some Mrs Santa panties 😜 lol at least they looked clean.

    • @Ares78987
      @Ares78987 3 роки тому +58

      It’s just a joke. Relax

  • @ericmueser
    @ericmueser 2 роки тому +42

    That's the first time I've seen LPL caught off guard. You could hear the realization hit him as soon as he got it open.

  • @benstatts1050
    @benstatts1050 3 роки тому +259

    The "ah, I see" just kills me man.

  • @capnfungi7875
    @capnfungi7875 3 роки тому +386

    "We have some festive packagin- ah, I see..."

    • @TheMrawesomest
      @TheMrawesomest 3 роки тому +21

      It took me a second to realize that wasn't a Santa Claus themed packaging.

    • @lionllew6601
      @lionllew6601 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliuskwak1263
      @juliuskwak1263 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheMrawesomest Nah bro, it is a Santa Claus themed packaging. The thing is that some one gets to be Santa Claus.

    • @tarlneustaedter
      @tarlneustaedter 3 роки тому

      I thought it was a Santa face mask. Then I rewound and looked again. 😊

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 3 роки тому

      I can't help but imagine that Diana is going to be very confused when she finds Santa themed packaging in her lingerie drawer instead of her naughty Santa set.

  • @etopowertwon
    @etopowertwon 3 роки тому +1383

    "Let's stick with locks and beverages" and don't forget Cuban cigars!

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 роки тому +26

      Or ammunition boxes, I'm sure he'll appreciate those VERY much.

    • @joetheprogrammer0
      @joetheprogrammer0 3 роки тому +10

      He acted grateful in receiving the cigars, but was he actually interested in them? There's a good chance that he doesn't smoke and repackaged the cigars as a present for someone else.

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 3 роки тому +6

      @@joetheprogrammer0 I've never met anybody who smokes cigars, hard to believe that this guy was gonna smoke them.

    • @michaelbengtsson6416
      @michaelbengtsson6416 3 роки тому +4

      Mmmmmmm, Love cigars ❤️ And lockpicking, and rum/whisky 😋

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 3 роки тому +4

      @@joetheprogrammer0 But did you notice that he was wheezing for the next few videos? After effects of smoke inhalation, perhaps?

  • @rayloc420
    @rayloc420 3 роки тому +89

    I just watched how mrs. LPL handled the Ben n Jerry's lock. This fan better tread lightly lol

    • @TalonPro
      @TalonPro 3 роки тому +9

      I hadnt seen it till this comment, went and watched and came back to comment. You aint kidding dude, she'd just as soon cut the girls' legs off than threaten her lol.

    • @water5210
      @water5210 2 роки тому

      LMAOO

  • @damionlee7658
    @damionlee7658 3 роки тому +1384

    Mrs LPL: "I object!"
    Mr LPL: "Sustained."

  •  3 роки тому +359

    "Ah, I see".
    Here lies a nice man.

  • @ThatGuyhigh2
    @ThatGuyhigh2 3 роки тому +2675

    Plot twist: It's actually from Mrs.LPL as a test.

    • @maelpoco9446
      @maelpoco9446 3 роки тому +41

      I just thought the same thing lmao

    • @uchihasurvival
      @uchihasurvival 3 роки тому +85

      These are the moments where the nose comes in handy.

    • @xdarkforgex121
      @xdarkforgex121 3 роки тому +25

      @@uchihasurvival oh my god 😭💀

    • @KieranTully
      @KieranTully 3 роки тому +13

      A penetration test?

    • @michaelstringly4138
      @michaelstringly4138 3 роки тому +3

      It was actually Marv Albert who sent the package.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 3 роки тому +70

    The reason we can tell he hasnt opened the package yet is his reaction is so genuine
    The poor guy was genuinely disappointed, aww man

  • @humnaset
    @humnaset 3 роки тому +4891

    The fact that this got uploaded means that wife approval is obtained...

    • @JaySparky
      @JaySparky 3 роки тому +124

      I was kind of thinking that also

    • @mickk8519
      @mickk8519 3 роки тому +203

      Hence the statement about a Mrs Lock Picking Lawyer.

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 3 роки тому +87

      *warning

    • @ShadTeez
      @ShadTeez 3 роки тому +271

      It's about sending a message

    • @JA-gk2rl
      @JA-gk2rl 3 роки тому +284

      His wife approval OF HIS REACTION was obtained, you mean!

  • @knottheory79220
    @knottheory79220 3 роки тому +361

    I'm guessing that was a homage to the movie "Elf" where Will Ferrell (as Buddy) humorously sends his father novelty Christmas lingerie? I'm going to go with that theory it's the least traumatic.

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 роки тому +14

      I've seen that movie probably six times and I can't believe I forgot that part.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 3 роки тому +12

      Or it's a prank by someone who stole some personal stationary...

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 3 роки тому +5

      And here i was thinking the box contained a gift for LPL and a gift for Mrs. LPL and she odes not like to wear stuff like that. ...Until i read the comment section. Yours is the only comment even more harmless than my thought.

  • @CorsairTrumpet
    @CorsairTrumpet 3 роки тому +711

    Makes you wonder what the rest of the letter said...

    • @markc6714
      @markc6714 3 роки тому +112

      Yes I think the comment about his voice was a subtle hint

    • @ratamacue0320
      @ratamacue0320 3 роки тому +35

      @@markc6714 not so subtle

    • @user-qu5bj6ee3o
      @user-qu5bj6ee3o 3 роки тому +26

      tbf he does have a nice voice

    • @WarpGhost92
      @WarpGhost92 3 роки тому +1

      Wonder? No. Know exactly.

    • @dantevortex
      @dantevortex 3 роки тому +5

      Apparently very personal and lewd stuff that gets you demonetized.

  • @mikeohandley6765
    @mikeohandley6765 3 роки тому +85

    Augh! I was in the process of swallowing a mouthful of coffee when you partially pulled out that item and quickly shoved it back. Now the coffee is all over my monitor, desk and keyboard!

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 3 роки тому +7

      Glad to see your keyboard still works!
      Or did you write that on your phone?

    • @mikeohandley6765
      @mikeohandley6765 3 роки тому +7

      @@jannikheidemann3805 - LOL, Yeah, it works OK. One key sticks sometimes now but overall I'm glad I didn't have to buy a new one.

  • @midwestfab6313
    @midwestfab6313 3 роки тому +779

    I'm reconsidering my Christmas gift for LPL. Now it would just be unoriginal.

    • @JohnDoe-gy3yy
      @JohnDoe-gy3yy 3 роки тому +17

      Very underrated.. but very subtle. Love it

    • @prussian.knight
      @prussian.knight 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @noahmorales7758
      @noahmorales7758 3 роки тому

      Lol.

    • @dylanreid9294
      @dylanreid9294 3 роки тому

      I mean if you really want to send them there are other people who like those sort of things just send it to them and send the lock and the alcoholic beverage to Mr.lpl

  • @jweezy15able
    @jweezy15able 3 роки тому +13510

    LPL: "A click out of 1, 3 is binding....."
    Mrs.LPL: "I'll take the bra off myself"

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 3 роки тому +292

    When he mentioned Mrs LPL, I was thinking about some of those old cartoons that never show the parent's faces and instead all you see are like their feet. The LPL couple are just a pair of hands and nothing else.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 3 роки тому +6

      Like the trombone sounds that adults make in Peanuts? At least LPL's voice is much nicer.

    • @pernielsen3445
      @pernielsen3445 3 роки тому +3

      Cow and chicken :)

  • @kibaelunal8827
    @kibaelunal8827 2 роки тому +22

    I love how you can hear his tone of voice go from cheerful to absolute shock.

  • @plcflame
    @plcflame 3 роки тому +247

    "Ahhh... I see..."
    The way that LPL dealt with the situation was comic, but very professional

  • @colsoncustoms8994
    @colsoncustoms8994 3 роки тому +749

    “Give it to you in person”
    Sounds like that lock is pickable..

    • @terravarious
      @terravarious 3 роки тому +93

      That lock is so loose even Master wouldn't sell it.

    • @ChazCharlie1
      @ChazCharlie1 3 роки тому +11

      If he's not careful his pick will be lockable.

    • @Sallyhearts
      @Sallyhearts 3 роки тому +18

      If he isn't careful with his pick mrs.lpls keyway is going to become unpickable by mr.lpl

    • @revpsycho
      @revpsycho 3 роки тому +9

      And is probably raked open on the regular

    • @trespire
      @trespire 3 роки тому +3

      @Calson Customs A bit of "raking" with some side tension is required.

  • @ejpro11
    @ejpro11 3 роки тому +779

    So you're saying she wished she could...give it to him...in person...

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 роки тому +98

      I think she'd rather he gave it to her in person.

    • @Yesytsucks
      @Yesytsucks 3 роки тому +6

      @@ErwinPommel i read "person" as "prison" and somehow its not completely nonsense

  • @14sonnenkrieg88
    @14sonnenkrieg88 3 роки тому +71

    "-and some fancy packaging"
    *silence*
    "Ah, I see"

  • @pixlplague
    @pixlplague 3 роки тому +2410

    I've rarely felt awkwardness through a UA-cam video like I did here.

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 роки тому +54

      watch Impractical Jokers to feel the awkwardness through ur veins

    • @shoresy6927
      @shoresy6927 3 роки тому +11

      Only awkward for him. I'll take it.

    • @pixlplague
      @pixlplague 3 роки тому +2

      @@fryque lol yeah that one was priceless

    • @keld101
      @keld101 3 роки тому +3

      Because apparently LPL has no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Then he threw a hissy fit over and pissed off the internet.

    • @keld101
      @keld101 3 роки тому +5

      @justin rogers It's in his tone. A lot middle management would do that when they got angry so you have to develop an ear for it to survive

  • @Frrk
    @Frrk 3 роки тому +533

    So ungrateful. Next thing you know, he doesn't even appreciate my manly underpants coming his way.

    • @ChazCharlie1
      @ChazCharlie1 3 роки тому +16

      Especially upsetting considering how much time you put into wearing them first!

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 3 роки тому +1

      wrapping up a nice festive Hillshire Farms sausage package? 🤣

  • @mr_something953
    @mr_something953 3 роки тому +1103

    Well, receiving lingerie in a package isn't the worst thing in the world. Used lingerie however...

    • @markc6714
      @markc6714 3 роки тому +81

      Depends on the size.....

    • @Peanut_Chaos
      @Peanut_Chaos 3 роки тому +203

      I get that the person who sent it was trying to be cheeky but it's also a bit in bad taste to send something like that as a stranger

    • @matsigh
      @matsigh 3 роки тому +81

      @@Peanut_Chaos yeah thats pretty fucking weird

    • @lucast3006
      @lucast3006 3 роки тому +27

      Depends who it’s from 😃😋

    • @ilu9079
      @ilu9079 3 роки тому +33

      @@Peanut_Chaos entirely depends on whether or not she is hot enough to pose as sexy santa tho

  • @aaronreadstohimself3147
    @aaronreadstohimself3147 3 роки тому +13

    Well... you're good on your feet sir. That was a tasteful and wholesome response.