maybe it's someone else's? that's why he said mrs. LPL won't appreciate that, from the note as well personal information had been spilled which I assumed she was trying to get "visited" by mr. LPL himself.
Next episode: “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we are going to be picking the lock on my front door, because my wife locked me out of the house last night.”
I can imagine a Misery scenario where he gets kidnapped by her, but "picks" his way out minutes later. "Ok folks, as you can see, this was not a very good kidnapping attempt, I barely got any Stockholm Syndrome"
Diana just gave a ton of personally identifiable information to a stranger whose internet presence is based around opening locks he doesn't have the key to.
I don't even know why he didn't expect something like that. Just from what he told us about the woman before he opened the lock, it was obvious she was into him.
@@tylerk444 It is easy to assume, due to the content of the box, that our fellow subscriber wished for a more personal relationship with the LPL. Altough perhaps it was always ment as a joke/prank on her part!
I think its very funny that people just kinda send this dude alchohol with a lock on it, and every time he gets a bottle of whatever he's just like "thanks for the drink, if you ever want to send me free drinks, by all means do" and then people do. It's crazy
It's very Freudian. Long hard object jiggles open an easy lock to reveal something that goes to your head and something that by the end of the night will be *worn* on the head.
As soon as he read the part in the letter detailing his "enthralling voice" I knew exactly where things were going. Here's hoping that Mrs. LPL doesn't give him too much grief over this.
@@Sinknight212 communicating in text is a bitch right!? What I was trying to say is that I was never thinking "covid" and was not really surprised when he opened it :)
In a recent presentation at Saint Con, LPL reveals that he gets lots of creepy packages, such as hidden GPS trackers from stalkers who hope that he'll take it home, and they can figure out where he lives, and hence who he is. Therefore, I *strongly* believe that he opens everything at the post office box first, to make sure it's safe before taking it home to his family.
It's perfect how expertly he deflects and discourages in a courteous and comprehensive manner. We've seen his lock-picking skills at work for years; here, we see he is likely just as skilled an attorney as well.
@@pdxpickit2586 LPL fastidiously avoids identifying information in his videos... plus, most wedding bands don't take kindly to rubbing against brass and steel locks, tools, etc.
This is Mrs. Lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is the front door of one "Diana"'s home. As you can see, I brought my husband's infamous ramset gun with me, so this should only take a moment.
@@MikkoRantalainen well there your have it, open and shut it's impossible to replace tape on a lock. Anyway, I don't think he does open them before hand, they're usually simple locks
You can tell how much he loves his wife. That letter was very obvious, and yet even when he opened the box his first response was that the “wrapping” was festive. He didn’t clue in till the very end. That is a man who only sees his wife and that is a wonderful thing 🥰 I hope they have a long and happy life together.
That's some real skill, keeping his chill and choosing his words carefully, avoiding any description of the offending item while explaining why it's an unwanted gift. Good picking with a bonus example of good lawyering.
@@fleurberkers3965 Maybe I missed something, maybe I'm naive, maybe it's because I recently woke up, but WHAT is it that Mrs. LPL would not appreciate? It's pretty clear that the red cloth was not a Santa hat, but what IS it?
I mean... I didn't get it until she sent her underwear. ...Okay, I didn't get it after that-- I went, "Wait, did she accidentally-- oh no, I'd hate to accidentally mail my underwear away..."
@@stylesrj Yeah, but I personally wouldn’t have mentioned it in a note to him. Mostly because I’m more focused on his lock picking skills than his voice, really. Plus, she said she was enthralled by his relaxing voice, I found it a bit odd when he first read it, but he didn’t seem bothered by it, so I didn’t think much of it
@@sheepsfeather3159 That's my thought as well. This one wasn't too bad, but if there were photos inside, that probably wouldn't have made it to UA-cam.
I can't help but imagine that Diana is going to be very confused when she finds Santa themed packaging in her lingerie drawer instead of her naughty Santa set.
He acted grateful in receiving the cigars, but was he actually interested in them? There's a good chance that he doesn't smoke and repackaged the cigars as a present for someone else.
I hadnt seen it till this comment, went and watched and came back to comment. You aint kidding dude, she'd just as soon cut the girls' legs off than threaten her lol.
I'm guessing that was a homage to the movie "Elf" where Will Ferrell (as Buddy) humorously sends his father novelty Christmas lingerie? I'm going to go with that theory it's the least traumatic.
And here i was thinking the box contained a gift for LPL and a gift for Mrs. LPL and she odes not like to wear stuff like that. ...Until i read the comment section. Yours is the only comment even more harmless than my thought.
Augh! I was in the process of swallowing a mouthful of coffee when you partially pulled out that item and quickly shoved it back. Now the coffee is all over my monitor, desk and keyboard!
I mean if you really want to send them there are other people who like those sort of things just send it to them and send the lock and the alcoholic beverage to Mr.lpl
When he mentioned Mrs LPL, I was thinking about some of those old cartoons that never show the parent's faces and instead all you see are like their feet. The LPL couple are just a pair of hands and nothing else.
Don't jump to conclusions, how do you know your wife won't like the outfit until you wear it in front of her?
This is an underrated comment.
maybe it's someone else's? that's why he said mrs. LPL won't appreciate that, from the note as well personal information had been spilled which I assumed she was trying to get "visited" by mr. LPL himself.
@@mawwalmazie the joke is at about 500, your head was at about 50.
@@mawwalmazie Dude, you didn't get the joke.
@@swapnageorge4018 I did, because I was too serious about LPL vids that I forgot about the humor part
This woman 100% has a fantasy where LPL picks the door to her bedroom
Lol
Lmaooo
I mean lets be honest half of the comment section has the same dream. its just for half of those people it is a Nightmare
Lmao
And then to her chastity belt.
so guys, remember: only male underwear from now on
Sweaty used ones or an unopened package of Hanes briefs? Asking for a friend lol
@@coreythomas6576 maybe one of those elephant briefs... you know the kind, with the trunk and all
It was for Mr LPL to begin with, despite being purchased from the Women's section.
Tighty whiteys with busted elastic and a racing stripe.
Nah, heavily used ones
The way he just says "Ah. I see." is hilarious
seems like he has to deal with this matter quite often these days
The little "Ah" was honestly adorable. XD
Nah I think he handled it before recording and putting it up
Remember guys, Mrs. LPL is the destructive entry expert
I remember that Ben and Jerry's...
RIP Ben and Jerry’s lock
@@linkinparkdj14 well the lock was fine. The ice cream carton= RIP. lol
Path of least resistance lol
You just took this commedy next level
That moment you realize "delivered in person", would have been such a BAD idea...
and the BEST idea at the same time, depending on who you ask :P
@@Caribbeanmax Its all that talk about "bottom of the keyway tension" that caused the issue.
@@Caribbeanmax worse idea.
He's married.
I kinda don't want him to have marital issues
@@GazMatic And I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he wants them even less than you want him to have them :D
@@GazMatic but charing is caring. A good woman would share their man and have some fun. Just drink the alcohol and deny everything later.
Finally found the only lock he can never break, wedlock
This is the most under appreciated comment. Bravo.
lovely pun.
This was a perfect statement! Love it!
Boom! Comment of the year for LPL!
Umm.. he's a lawyer, isn't that exactly who need to break a wedlock? ^^
LPL kids: Daddy we got you a present!
LPL: Your package is on the bottom end of the quality range
Cruel.
He should be disappointed if his kids give him a gift with a bad lock on it.
LOL!
Legit LOL
Actually, the ultimate weakness of lpl is packaging
She was definitely trying to get some bottom-of-the-keyway tension.
With a good solid raking to hit those pins in the right combination
he is skilled but a bit too fast
Clever comment. Nice job.
One is loose... Two is binding...
@@mtgering Click out of 3 ?!??!
The innocence of calling it "festive packaging" before reality set in was priceless.
@Brian Cairns this feels like an assumption
@@brodrickirwin4362 same here
@@wrxborg ye same here
@@wrxborg ladies lingerie
@@brodrickirwin4362 it’s Christmas themed lingerie
Next episode: “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we are going to be picking the lock on my front door, because my wife locked me out of the house last night.”
Well, at least we then we should be able to see him picking some quality locks. :)
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Nah, she knows he's too good with locks.
She'd probably just tape up the keyway.
Tape is LPL's kryptonite. 😂
Very funny :-)
underrated
I can imagine a Misery scenario where he gets kidnapped by her, but "picks" his way out minutes later. "Ok folks, as you can see, this was not a very good kidnapping attempt, I barely got any Stockholm Syndrome"
Only one more to go ….
You win this comment section.
Alot of people on here aren't old enough to remember that movie. Lol
@@Sean-of9rs absolutely agree XD
I just woke up my girlfriend by laughing at your comment
Diana just gave a ton of personally identifiable information to a stranger whose internet presence is based around opening locks he doesn't have the key to.
Lmao
Maybe that’s her point, having some fantasy of LPL picking her lock
She wanted her cheap lock to get raked open too.
No no, she definitely wanted single pin picked. Probably has a nasty key way offering horrible bitting. 😝
Well, when you put it like that. Lmao
Tape: 10 seconds
Lock: *2 seconds*
Hello there. Love your music friend.
lol
Diana: 0 seconds
Nice seeing you here Lyric awoo
LYRICWULF. YIFF YIFF!
When the tape takes longer to get off than the lock.
When I see this comment on every LPL video
@Wroger Wroger
With its content perhaps that was the intent. ;)
Well he's the lock picking lawyer not the tape peeling lawyer
Took like 10+secs on the tape
Like 2seconds on the lock
Moral of the story, secure your stripper underwear with tape not Chinese locks
Methinks had he met her in person Diana would have removed what's inside the package faster than LPL opened the lock.
LPL: “I love your packages”
Also LPL: “Don’t send me your lingerie”
Wtf all these mixed messages
I mean, he only said he loved the packages, not necessarily what is inside of them. XD
LPL after divorce: "I love your lingerie, Don't send me your packages"
@@canter1terthat wouldn't happen because he welded the love lock shut
hehe package
@@toastergaming7783 Everyone thinks their love is eternal 'til someone shows up with an angle grinder.
The disappointment in the “ah I see” is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
The thinking inside "oh f*ck, I'm so in trouble right now"... 😂
Yeah, kind of a nice, humble reaction :)
I don't even know why he didn't expect something like that. Just from what he told us about the woman before he opened the lock, it was obvious she was into him.
What was the red thing inside?
@@samuelastran6090 lingerie 😂
the way he just went "ah." so stoically was beautiful
Not the firstly time receiving this but a good way to clearly say "No." to all the thirsty ladies out there.
Can you explain why he said that?
@@dputra it’s lingerie. It’s a weird thing to mail someone who is married.
@@dputra because that are panties
Getting married is evil
Sorry Diana, seems like the lock to LPL's heart can't be picked with low skill attacks
Good one, sir. Got a guffaw out of me.
Now _this_ is the comment I didn't even know I was looking for, but was looking for.
Spitting fire
Ugh, just take my fucking upvote already. That was just too good a pun to be legal.
@@MikeKojoteStone and his name is LockPickingLAWYER, so that's why he couldnt comment on the pun XD
The slight pause between ‘nice packaging’ and ‘ah’ really had me laughing loud enough to wake my roommates.
He sounded like a disappointed teacher when he saw the lingerie
Hahaha yes!!
aaaahhhh ooopps!
@@erikdeeNOSPELLSNO Locks and chains. *smirks*
I guess he's missing a pair of handcuffs.
ironic because he teaches people how to pick locks ahahaha
This confirms that his first name is "The"
and Lawyer is my last name
@Joe Mama and the “ lawyer’ part this is last name
His name is Harry
@ZER0 - زيرو 717 AT 4 MINUTES
lmaooo
You can _hear_ the moment where his soul dies, just a little.
"Its the couch for me tonight"
It's the "Ah"
@@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 i busted out laughing at his epiphany and the subsequent "Ah."
@@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 Came here to say exactly that.
1:42 is the moment so I’ll send 1:40
I thought Mrs. LPL‘s disappointment came from the alcohol part, until it escalated way too fast.
I feel like the cheap, easy to open lock was a metaphor for something...
👀👀
Just what are you implying about Diana hmmmm?😂😂😂😂😂
@@alexanderblack4833 Well he said lower end of the quality range...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
“Give it to you in person” I don’t think she’s talking about the alcohol part of the present 😳
lol exactly my thought
Can someone please explain?
@@tylerk444 It is easy to assume, due to the content of the box, that our fellow subscriber wished for a more personal relationship with the LPL. Altough perhaps it was always ment as a joke/prank on her part!
@@SAMERATORZ Fame goes together with secret (or not so secret) admirers.
@@fpeter01 Also sometimes known as stalkers! Though I'm sure "Diana in New York City" doesn't necessarily fit that description.
She tried to pick his wedlock, but he welded it shut.
@Bad Matt I never intended to predict the future, but yeah that episode dropped one week after my comment... who woulda guessed?
@@kevinlopezobrien5366 #LockpickingLawyerLore
@@kevinlopezobrien5366 can you give me the video number?
Also, not sure why my original comment says 2 months ago... Gonna need to check that out...
@@kevinlopezobrien5366 thank you
I think its very funny that people just kinda send this dude alchohol with a lock on it, and every time he gets a bottle of whatever he's just like "thanks for the drink, if you ever want to send me free drinks, by all means do" and then people do. It's crazy
He gets more free drinks than a movie star at a dive bar
I mean, if I had that kind of persuasive power I'd probably do it to.
Kinda makes me want to send a bottle of Faygo, heh
Think of it as donating, but LPL has to "work" for it
Man, it's all sh*ts and giggles until someone sends him a laced bottle. If I were him I wouldn't dare drink from these bottles.
Tape: Removed
Lock: Picked
Panties: Exploded
All in day's work for the LPL.
Exploding in underwear is usually a bad thing
@@brittanylevinson741 Why is that? Just lets passerbys know you're ready.
Wish I could spam like
It's very Freudian. Long hard object jiggles open an easy lock to reveal something that goes to your head and something that by the end of the night will be *worn* on the head.
Hotel : Trivago
The moment she used such an inferior lock was the moment Mr. LPL lost interest
When you can rake the lock open you know everyone's had their turn with it.
I'm just here for the comments.
🤣🤣Both of y'all were savage AF🤣🤣
@@gododoof Gawdam this comment section is killing it.
I wonder what kind of lock Ms. LPL used to woo him.
She's probably sending a signal that she's as easy as this lock.
I like how he says "let's try to get in" like he might actually fail.
Could be a trick lock or something.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix Valid point. Though we know he'd figure it out one way or another.
Assumptions are always to be avoided! :)
I think he just means let's try to get in with this tool and if it didn't work he'd just use another one
I love that part of his videos
I felt that "ahhh..." 1:41
The moment he understood, that the cheap lock and the content of the package actually mean something.
She's a genius
Not to mention the personally identifying information in the note
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he chooses to keep his identity a secret.
To defend against legions of horny female viewers, obviously.
This should have more likes
He's a lawyer. He has good reason to hide his identity.
@@douro20 and a jealous wife (lol)
As soon as he read the part in the letter detailing his "enthralling voice" I knew exactly where things were going. Here's hoping that Mrs. LPL doesn't give him too much grief over this.
God I love the age that we live in, never thought lock picking groupie would be a thing
Women love skill. Dedication and hard work transfer to many things.
[insert "non-destructive entry" joke here]
Well i don't know any woman who doesn't love a man with skilled finger...
Skill is SEXY ❤️
I love the Internet. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid. 😁
Diana: I love your soothing voice, here's my address some lingerie and a bottle of henny 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Good thing he's married and not some psycho, not like a lock could stop him.
Ooooh......holy sh**, I'm retarded.
ahhhhhh, now I understand the letter where he said "goes on to discuss who she is and what she does"
"I only wish I could give it to you in person"
she said "i only wish i could give it to you in person" and in my head i thought "well covid yea of course" then he opened it and it clicked
from the name of the video, and the way he described the card, I was fully expecting her panties to be in there...
@@Krydolph They are there? That’s clearly a lingerie set so she probably did wear these.
@@Sinknight212 communicating in text is a bitch right!?
What I was trying to say is that I was never thinking "covid" and was not really surprised when he opened it :)
And I was thinking that Ms. LPL didn't like him getting sent copious amounts of alcohol.
was that a pun
"Ah. I see. Okay, folks..."
Love it.
That was the best part
Best reaction 😂
i didnt realise what he was talking about until he said that
@@ataleofscience5027 a 2 part set of Christmas underwear.
@@ataleofscience5027 Diana sent lingerie and identifying info with the alcohol. Heavily implied she wanted LPL to swing by and pick her
“The glass of Cognac went down very easily. I’m going to down a few glasses more to show you it’s not a fluke.”
LOL 😂😂
Nice.
Apparently that not the only thing going down easy....
brilliant xD
LOL, TOO PERFECT
There was a young lady called Di
Who tried to catch LPL’s eye
He whipped out his rake
Gave her key way a shake
But LPL’s too nice a guy
Victory is yours.
So did you wake up this morning thinking "I'm going to win the internet today" or was it more of a spur of the moment thing?
liked for the metaphors
Awesome
🙌😂😂😂🙌
“Let’s stick with locks”
Fkn love this guy
Imagine all the totally bananas love letters he gets and DOESN'T show us
Like:
Can you pick the lock leading to my heart please?
Or
Pick the lock of your gate for me to pass your walls
@@thedepression950 he did make the "[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door". he brought this on himself.
@@payntballman i know. And it was a dirty video ;)
You're the One... And there's a little bite there on one. Number two...
"You can pick the lock on my chastity belt any day!"
“Thank you so much Diana.” *not 10 seconds later* “Your lock is shit”
Ahahahhaah
Diana opens also that easy
@@joik2ww269 HEH?!?
This man like the Gordon Ramsey of locks
@@joik2ww269 damn
i had to watch several times to realize it wasn't a difficult knot it was lingerie
also diana call me
Lol
What is lingerie...
Edit: I have looked at a lot of replies. Thanks for destroying my mind. :D
Sexy laundry
@@geek2.027 do your mom know you are seeying those things?
@@alilweeb7684 does
In a recent presentation at Saint Con, LPL reveals that he gets lots of creepy packages, such as hidden GPS trackers from stalkers who hope that he'll take it home, and they can figure out where he lives, and hence who he is.
Therefore, I *strongly* believe that he opens everything at the post office box first, to make sure it's safe before taking it home to his family.
DONT RUIN IT
Or he has a separate rented studio where he does the filming
Except for this one because it still had the blue tape over the lock.
I imagine he probably runs everything under a high power magnet or something to kill electronics.
i like how lpl has big “don’t send this again, respect my wife” vibes when he sees the festivities
If I had a brother I would so do this to him pretending to be an admirer just to see him on the couch lol
This is exhibit A in the divorce case.
@@newscotlandtv woah man he's not a "Yes honey" dude. He's got morals
@@ts757arse but they're so comfy.
@@crazguykwan8955 Yeah. I don't know when respecting your SO and your relationship became "trained well", but that should be the norm.
"Okay we have some festive packaging"
*two seconds later* ah...
it is festive packaging in a way...
@@Schobbob it is I guess lol
He’s not technically wrong.
Someone send him a locked box with a mirror so we can see how he looks
Big brain
There is a video by BosnianBill that shows him from behind. He's got love handles...
ua-cam.com/video/P6M0K85-Wzk/v-deo.html
@@jamesnapier3802 Link?
Genius
I love how professional he sounds when he’s telling his fans not to send inappropriate gifts.
It's perfect how expertly he deflects and discourages in a courteous and comprehensive manner. We've seen his lock-picking skills at work for years; here, we see he is likely just as skilled an attorney as well.
He is the lockpicking lawyer after all
yea he was a lawyer thats his name sorry if u already knew not tryna be a smart ass
@@devinwhite1086 Indeed! But one can be an attorney without being skilled at it. :-)
@@NathanSlaymaker oh i see the point you were making cheers ! :)
He truly is a professional at every instance.
If this channel has taught me anything it’s that tape is 100% more effective than a lock
In this case is 500%
The only unpickable lock was a sticker
So where is the wedding ring that might have directed Miss Dianna’s attention to less troubled and costly options. “Put a ring on it”
@@pdxpickit2586 LPL fastidiously avoids identifying information in his videos... plus, most wedding bands don't take kindly to rubbing against brass and steel locks, tools, etc.
The lingerie was for him, not his wife.
LOCKS OF PUBIC HAIR
Obviously... did you not watch the video
Sherlock
I think the problem is it wasn't FOR someone, but FROM someone, if you know what I mean.. =P
@@wilsonn6767 he can rock that lingerie, you don't know his life
Thank you Diana, for giving us great content and possibly an undeniable classic for the LPL archives
Rarely do I literally laugh out loud. This one got me.
Now only if I could wear those mrs santa garments on my USEC.....
What in the tarkov are u doing here veritas
Oh wow it's Veritas 👋 planning a remix of some LPL vids? 😁
Laughed out loud as someone was entering the office, awkward.
did not expect to see a tarkov veteran here
Lol imagine all the woman just sending their adress being like "i'm all alone, i left the doors locked just let yourself in tihihihi"
why unlocked tho isnt it their fantasy for him to ''pick their locks''
@@HeartYgo it says locked lol
"don't worry, they're Kwiksets"
why are they all Michael Jackson?
@@andrewenderfrost8161 oh my bad
"I can't show the letter as it has some personal stuff"
Ah I see. Personal, yes.
BOOBIES
He said he wouldn't not that he couldn't
Pictures
dirty letter
I doubt it... calligraphy letter, cognac and lingerie suggests a smart woman around 30, probably wrote about her hometown/ work.
Did anyone notice that taking off the tape, takes him substantially longer than opening the average master lock ?
More likely due to holding position for the sake of the camera rather than any kind of incompetence in fine motor skills lol
Indeed. People shall just tape their valuables instead of putting master locks
Mean while at Diana's home..
Mrs LPL Voice: Little click on 1 nothing on 2....
LOL 😂🤣
Remember the ice cream, Ms. LPL prefers the destructive entry methods ;)
This is Mrs. Lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is the front door of one "Diana"'s home. As you can see, I brought my husband's infamous ramset gun with me, so this should only take a moment.
@@SaraWolffs alright, front door is open, time to rush on over to Diana's room and deal with her next
Roflmao
Isn't the universe a fascinating place - every day something new. Today: Lockpicking groupies.
Lol
He IS a total ROCKSTAR so groupies should be expected!!!
I read this and yelped a big HA! Lmfao
LMAO
It pays to be good with your hands and knowing how to use your tool
Truly amazing how quickly he came up with such a eloquent and respectful way to say “don’t do this sh*t”. 😂
I mean he is a lawyer
@@piemasta93 loool wanted to say exactly that
I imagine he picks many of these locks prior to filming and then re picks them for the camera. He knew what was inside, I’m sure.
@@spooncarvingwithtom I don't think so because this one had tape on the lock.
@@MikkoRantalainen well there your have it, open and shut it's impossible to replace tape on a lock.
Anyway, I don't think he does open them before hand, they're usually simple locks
"Mrs. LPL is not happy with this package" sounds like an LPL April Fool's title
Plot twist: It was Mrs. LPL that sent it, to test him.
I would PAY to see his face when he realized what the "festive packaging" was
I have a good idea.
ono
uwu
@@clxse1 Nooooo
@@felipeaugusto2600 UVU
That "ah" is probably the most emotion I've ever seen LPL express.
"Ah I see"
Real Translation: My wife is going to kill me.
This comment. Yes to this comment.
Depends. The lingerie for her and the bottle for both might provide a peaceful solution. But then again, this is absolutely none of our business. ;-)
Love this comment 😂 very true ahahahah
This video is basically a PSA saying don't send me weird stuff like this
@@BirgitNietsch giving a gal another woman's lingerie is never the path to "a peaceful solution".
_Never._
“A bottle of cognac and ah, I see.” Realising he’s getting hit on.
Mate that's NOT getting hit on, that's a full blown attempt on getting broken in using destructive methods
Why would Mrs LPL be upset?
LPL can't look that bad in a Santa thong, right? 🤔
I agree
Maybe this is actually intended for Mrs. LPL, hence the novice lock.
@@mk_rexx nah mate it was clearly mentionned that this gift was to lpl in the letter.
The woman has likely worn them tbh haha
Oh, you got a gift for my wife! How kind of you
"If you have any questions"
I have every question.
I have several questions.
My thoughts exactly!
When you realise the lock being *"easy"* wasn't by mistake or poor thought.
@@Bambi_Sapphic You cheeky b.
“... there’s a Mrs LockPockingLawyer...”
I think Diana knows that already. Very naughty.
you cold say that’s real dirty of so she’s dirty Diana
What Mrs. lock picking lawyer doesn’t know can’t hurt her
but what she can learn CAN hurt HIM lol
It was a gift for Mrs LPL all along. Diana knows what she wants.
You can tell how much he loves his wife. That letter was very obvious, and yet even when he opened the box his first response was that the “wrapping” was festive. He didn’t clue in till the very end. That is a man who only sees his wife and that is a wonderful thing 🥰 I hope they have a long and happy life together.
LPL is a wholesome man
He is a lawyer. He knows how to narrate.
@@thanussongprasart2568 Pardon?
@@Amaranthyne he was an actual lawyer
@@devinwhite1086 ???and?
That's some real skill, keeping his chill and choosing his words carefully, avoiding any description of the offending item while explaining why it's an unwanted gift. Good picking with a bonus example of good lawyering.
He picked his words carefully :D
@@muffininacup4060 *slow clap*
@@nexvull5911 I glossed right over it until you pointed it out
He's so good with that he should become a lawyer! 🤣
I'm amazed that he did so so quickly!
LPL: “that’s all I have for you today. if you do have any questions...”
Me: “I have many”
ask them then
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Maybe I missed something, maybe I'm naive, maybe it's because I recently woke up, but WHAT is it that Mrs. LPL would not appreciate? It's pretty clear that the red cloth was not a Santa hat, but what IS it?
@@genius11433 Looks like some festive lingerie to me.
@@genius11433 its underware
@@genius11433 I'm not sure but I think it was more of an "adult" santa costume
Shoulda known where this was going 30 seconds in when she wrote “relaxing voice”
I mean... I didn't get it until she sent her underwear.
...Okay, I didn't get it after that-- I went, "Wait, did she accidentally-- oh no, I'd hate to accidentally mail my underwear away..."
To be fair, doesn't everyone think his voice is relaxing?
@@bobbob1876 omg was it hers? I thought she sent like a piece for his wife 😭
@@MathewAGTales without knowing her size? lol
@@stylesrj Yeah, but I personally wouldn’t have mentioned it in a note to him. Mostly because I’m more focused on his lock picking skills than his voice, really. Plus, she said she was enthralled by his relaxing voice, I found it a bit odd when he first read it, but he didn’t seem bothered by it, so I didn’t think much of it
The lawyer aspect of LPL came in real quickly at the end there
"Ah. I see."
If ever we questioned if he pre-opened the packages he shows on here, NOW WE KNOW.
I wonder if packages will be preopened for screening from now on?
If it went too far, it prob wouldn't end up on youtube.
@@sheepsfeather3159 That's my thought as well. This one wasn't too bad, but if there were photos inside, that probably wouldn't have made it to UA-cam.
@@rheece5459 He doesn't stream live, so it wouldn't matter if he was recording while opening or not, he can still choose not to upload
@@Vincent_Beers I mean, I guess, *yeah*, if u wanna, like, use logic and stuff.
Theory: Diana is secretly Mrs LPL, and sent this as a test. LPL passed with flying colours 😎
And you are Mrs LPL know exactly what you have done
@@mickadile6275 Bruh you edited your reply and it still doesn’t make sense XD
I agree women usually dont provide many details or are just generally quite cryptic. Unless they're lying.
That is an entirely credible hypothesis.
I choose to believe this.
I love how tactfully LPL handled this situation. He was respectful while still being clear that this was inappropriate.
well he *_IS_* a lawyer 😉👍
I have no clue what it is
@@zachpel1923 A bottle of alcohol with some Christmas themed lingerie is what it looked like
@@MGZig some Mrs Santa panties 😜 lol at least they looked clean.
It’s just a joke. Relax
That's the first time I've seen LPL caught off guard. You could hear the realization hit him as soon as he got it open.
The "ah, I see" just kills me man.
"We have some festive packagin- ah, I see..."
It took me a second to realize that wasn't a Santa Claus themed packaging.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheMrawesomest Nah bro, it is a Santa Claus themed packaging. The thing is that some one gets to be Santa Claus.
I thought it was a Santa face mask. Then I rewound and looked again. 😊
I can't help but imagine that Diana is going to be very confused when she finds Santa themed packaging in her lingerie drawer instead of her naughty Santa set.
"Let's stick with locks and beverages" and don't forget Cuban cigars!
Or ammunition boxes, I'm sure he'll appreciate those VERY much.
He acted grateful in receiving the cigars, but was he actually interested in them? There's a good chance that he doesn't smoke and repackaged the cigars as a present for someone else.
@@joetheprogrammer0 I've never met anybody who smokes cigars, hard to believe that this guy was gonna smoke them.
Mmmmmmm, Love cigars ❤️ And lockpicking, and rum/whisky 😋
@@joetheprogrammer0 But did you notice that he was wheezing for the next few videos? After effects of smoke inhalation, perhaps?
I just watched how mrs. LPL handled the Ben n Jerry's lock. This fan better tread lightly lol
I hadnt seen it till this comment, went and watched and came back to comment. You aint kidding dude, she'd just as soon cut the girls' legs off than threaten her lol.
LMAOO
Mrs LPL: "I object!"
Mr LPL: "Sustained."
Now _THAT_ was funny! 🤣😆
Hahaha, this is a fresh one!
Bruh lmao 🤣
''we concur''
Defence Rests XD
"Ah, I see".
Here lies a nice man.
Plot twist: It's actually from Mrs.LPL as a test.
I just thought the same thing lmao
These are the moments where the nose comes in handy.
@@uchihasurvival oh my god 😭💀
A penetration test?
It was actually Marv Albert who sent the package.
The reason we can tell he hasnt opened the package yet is his reaction is so genuine
The poor guy was genuinely disappointed, aww man
The fact that this got uploaded means that wife approval is obtained...
I was kind of thinking that also
Hence the statement about a Mrs Lock Picking Lawyer.
*warning
It's about sending a message
His wife approval OF HIS REACTION was obtained, you mean!
I'm guessing that was a homage to the movie "Elf" where Will Ferrell (as Buddy) humorously sends his father novelty Christmas lingerie? I'm going to go with that theory it's the least traumatic.
I've seen that movie probably six times and I can't believe I forgot that part.
Or it's a prank by someone who stole some personal stationary...
And here i was thinking the box contained a gift for LPL and a gift for Mrs. LPL and she odes not like to wear stuff like that. ...Until i read the comment section. Yours is the only comment even more harmless than my thought.
Makes you wonder what the rest of the letter said...
Yes I think the comment about his voice was a subtle hint
@@markc6714 not so subtle
tbf he does have a nice voice
Wonder? No. Know exactly.
Apparently very personal and lewd stuff that gets you demonetized.
Augh! I was in the process of swallowing a mouthful of coffee when you partially pulled out that item and quickly shoved it back. Now the coffee is all over my monitor, desk and keyboard!
Glad to see your keyboard still works!
Or did you write that on your phone?
@@jannikheidemann3805 - LOL, Yeah, it works OK. One key sticks sometimes now but overall I'm glad I didn't have to buy a new one.
I'm reconsidering my Christmas gift for LPL. Now it would just be unoriginal.
Very underrated.. but very subtle. Love it
Lmao
Lol.
I mean if you really want to send them there are other people who like those sort of things just send it to them and send the lock and the alcoholic beverage to Mr.lpl
LPL: "A click out of 1, 3 is binding....."
Mrs.LPL: "I'll take the bra off myself"
This one is to good
Almost made me wake my kids up laughing. 🤣
Hahahahahahahahaha
Took me a bit
Lol
When he mentioned Mrs LPL, I was thinking about some of those old cartoons that never show the parent's faces and instead all you see are like their feet. The LPL couple are just a pair of hands and nothing else.
Like the trombone sounds that adults make in Peanuts? At least LPL's voice is much nicer.
Cow and chicken :)
I love how you can hear his tone of voice go from cheerful to absolute shock.
"Ahhh... I see..."
The way that LPL dealt with the situation was comic, but very professional
“Give it to you in person”
Sounds like that lock is pickable..
That lock is so loose even Master wouldn't sell it.
If he's not careful his pick will be lockable.
If he isn't careful with his pick mrs.lpls keyway is going to become unpickable by mr.lpl
And is probably raked open on the regular
@Calson Customs A bit of "raking" with some side tension is required.
So you're saying she wished she could...give it to him...in person...
I think she'd rather he gave it to her in person.
@@ErwinPommel i read "person" as "prison" and somehow its not completely nonsense
"-and some fancy packaging"
*silence*
"Ah, I see"
I've rarely felt awkwardness through a UA-cam video like I did here.
watch Impractical Jokers to feel the awkwardness through ur veins
Only awkward for him. I'll take it.
@@fryque lol yeah that one was priceless
Because apparently LPL has no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Then he threw a hissy fit over and pissed off the internet.
@justin rogers It's in his tone. A lot middle management would do that when they got angry so you have to develop an ear for it to survive
So ungrateful. Next thing you know, he doesn't even appreciate my manly underpants coming his way.
Especially upsetting considering how much time you put into wearing them first!
wrapping up a nice festive Hillshire Farms sausage package? 🤣
Well, receiving lingerie in a package isn't the worst thing in the world. Used lingerie however...
Depends on the size.....
I get that the person who sent it was trying to be cheeky but it's also a bit in bad taste to send something like that as a stranger
@@Peanut_Chaos yeah thats pretty fucking weird
Depends who it’s from 😃😋
@@Peanut_Chaos entirely depends on whether or not she is hot enough to pose as sexy santa tho
Well... you're good on your feet sir. That was a tasteful and wholesome response.