[944] .50 BMG vs. Strongest Padlock in the World (Squire SS100CS)

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @yungfruitsalad1401
    @yungfruitsalad1401 5 років тому +24794

    That lock has such inexcusable design flaws all you’d need is a small artillery cannon or a tactical nuke and it would open right up so easily smh

    • @rolirolster
      @rolirolster 5 років тому +149

      Lolz :-)

    • @petlahk4119
      @petlahk4119 5 років тому +810

      Actually, I'm not sure that a tactical nuke *would* open it. Artillery cannon yeah. Nuke, not sure.

    • @SandBoxJohn
      @SandBoxJohn 5 років тому +377

      And destroy whatever it was securing.

    • @Nevir202
      @Nevir202 5 років тому +476

      petlahk well, I mean, vaporized is “open” right? 🤣

    • @DrPersonman
      @DrPersonman 5 років тому +373

      @@petlahk4119 Interestingly, there was actually test of a tactical nuke where they sat a tank about 300 meters away from the blast ("Operation Totem" I think). Not only did it survive but it also kept being used, though I think I read something about issues with some residual radioactivity. So while I seriously doubt this lock could survive the very core of the blast, I'm sure it could tank a near hit. Hell, if it was a little ways away I would not be too surprised if you could still open it with the keys.

  • @seanminnich5990
    @seanminnich5990 4 роки тому +4581

    Just imagine someone looking at that lock and saying: get the c4 we're going in for the wall.
    But sir it's just a lock.
    The wall is weaker than the lock.

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 4 роки тому +222

      The best part is that the wall would probably actually be less explosion resistant the the lock.

    • @USS_ESSEX_CV-9
      @USS_ESSEX_CV-9 4 роки тому +337

      The wall is 3 foot thick solid concrete. The lock is an inch of solid @$#% you. The wall will be easier to get through

    • @David-xu6xw
      @David-xu6xw 4 роки тому +108

      Ya, 20 rounds of .50 cal would make quite a hole in most walls.

    • @ArcaneMaiden
      @ArcaneMaiden 4 роки тому +15

      @@USS_ESSEX_CV-9 Good one. 😅

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 4 роки тому +28

      Breaching shotgun at point blank range should do the trick

  • @petergamache5368
    @petergamache5368 3 роки тому +2509

    Squire: "Was I a good lock?"
    LPL: "Yes. You were the best lock."

    • @PerfectionHunter
      @PerfectionHunter 3 роки тому +74

      Queue: Sad music as the lock draws its final breath with a weak smile, and then goes still. Fade to black. Enter end credits... and tears :,(

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 3 роки тому +46

      *lets out a howl, for a warrior has arrived at the gates of Sto Vo Kor*

    • @gates531
      @gates531 2 роки тому +4

      @@CiaranMaxwell today was a good day to die.

    • @professionaldumbass1
      @professionaldumbass1 2 роки тому +27

      to think that a lock is more worthy for valhalla than i am

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 2 роки тому

      @@professionaldumbass1 Do not feel bad most are not worthy to enter my Alfathers kingdom.

  • @boozle8125
    @boozle8125 3 роки тому +7066

    I'm glad that you're putting these locks to the test in real world situations like this

    • @kingfisherc9608
      @kingfisherc9608 3 роки тому +227

      Why are you from a war zone?

    • @sam6231
      @sam6231 3 роки тому +182

      Do you live in Afghanistan?

    • @jackeronie6490
      @jackeronie6490 3 роки тому +573

      @@sam6231 darned kids always stealing my bike with a leftover M2 Browning

    • @reeces.pieces3
      @reeces.pieces3 3 роки тому +213

      @@jackeronie6490 yesterday some guy stole my skateboard using a Type 96 25 mm AT/AA Gun

    • @Ab1911A1
      @Ab1911A1 3 роки тому +56

      It’s faster just to snap the chain then the lock

  • @WalnutBun
    @WalnutBun 5 років тому +17281

    Squire executives after seeing this: "So the shackle needs to be reinforced."

    • @blu3kitten384
      @blu3kitten384 5 років тому +1491

      Can you imagine if they kept doing these tests and everytime it opened, whatever broke was reinforced?

    • @whut9245
      @whut9245 5 років тому +1964

      @@blu3kitten384 you would just have a titanium brick at the end with a keyhole

    • @drewrobertson93
      @drewrobertson93 5 років тому +1161

      @@whut9245 Keyhole is a vulnerability. Literally just have a titanium brick encompass whatever you're trying to protect.

    • @mark_fi
      @mark_fi 5 років тому +351

      @@whut9245 Titanium isn't as strong as hardened steel.

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 5 років тому +579

      @@mark_fi Yup. Titanium is stronger if you use the same weight of material. Steel is stronger if the parts are the same volume.

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 4 роки тому +15899

    *"I can pick a lock from a mile away"*

    • @thatonewaguy7841
      @thatonewaguy7841 4 роки тому +247

      Damn fine shot if you can, I think that’d be a record

    • @rzr2ffe325
      @rzr2ffe325 4 роки тому +55

      Not really picking at that point ha

    • @adrianc.6714
      @adrianc.6714 4 роки тому +31

      Rzr2ffe yes it is what do you mean

    • @lorddarthvader6289
      @lorddarthvader6289 4 роки тому +78

      What about the droid attack on the wookies?

    • @MatmoeLP
      @MatmoeLP 4 роки тому +34

      @@lorddarthvader6289 what about the destruction of Alderaan?

  • @erin8050
    @erin8050 3 роки тому +519

    The LPL: "I don't think the 556 or the armour piercing 308's gonna do the trick."
    Bill: "Well, we carried it all out her though..."
    The LPL: "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it."
    Bill: "Oh, ok."
    Best exchange of the whole video (honorable mention to all the times they tried to hold the shot lock).

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 4 роки тому +6318

    Not gonna lie, if I see someone shooting a .50 rifle at my padlock, they can just take my stuff seriously :-P

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 4 роки тому +95

      No shooting needed here...

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 4 роки тому +194

      Don't ya wonder why 'Squire' don't make doors & walls to go with their locks?? 😂😂

    • @postindustrial76
      @postindustrial76 4 роки тому +22

      @@Digitalhunny Cause it would be expensive

    • @Shottyshotgun1
      @Shottyshotgun1 4 роки тому +66

      @@postindustrial76 these locks are for specialized security, I'd imagine they would sell specialized security doors at a premium instead of fancy bedroom doors

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 4 роки тому +29

      .50 BMG is $5000+ And ammo is $3.35 a shot. I'm sure what ever you have is gonna come with armed guards.

  • @jacobhall4655
    @jacobhall4655 4 роки тому +2581

    "556 in one, 50-cal in two, there's some binding in three"

  • @juancesaretti
    @juancesaretti 5 років тому +3176

    Nothing on one, little click out of two, bullet hole on three...

  • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
    @Gunners_Mate_Guns 3 роки тому +540

    The .50 BMG must be the most expensive lock pick I've ever seen.

    • @evilbred974
      @evilbred974 Рік тому +22

      $12-$15 per round where I am.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Рік тому +5

      Have you seen the automatic safe knob turner that costs over $1000 and still takes hours to get results?

  • @Pellbort
    @Pellbort 4 роки тому +1376

    "In the end, the Squire SS100CS can be easily defeated with a relatively low-skilled attack using just a piece of a Red Bull can, 30 feet of det cord and a brick of C4."

  • @RickGladwin
    @RickGladwin 3 роки тому +5963

    *bang*
    “Nothing on .22…”
    *bang*
    “Little click on .33…”

    • @zane9464
      @zane9464 3 роки тому +652

      Binding on .50

    • @dominickkramer6469
      @dominickkramer6469 3 роки тому +195

      @@zane9464 BANG
      and thats all she wrote on the artillery strike

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 роки тому +59

      It’s not opening! *proceeds to shoot the chain*

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 3 роки тому +17

      Nothing on .50

    • @ThejaBreLoL
      @ThejaBreLoL 3 роки тому +3

      Ahahahahaha

  • @AntneeUK
    @AntneeUK 3 роки тому +2828

    This feels like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, where he tries to blow up a padlock to get into a building, but after destroying the building the padlock is still perfectly intact

  • @danielbowman1986
    @danielbowman1986 2 роки тому +612

    This is the LockPickingLawyer and we're out here at the range, where we're going to see how many rounds of this Nerf gun it takes for this Masterlock to open. I've attached the lock to the frame and I see that it has already opened itself up, as if in surrender.

    • @paytonwasemiller2395
      @paytonwasemiller2395 2 роки тому +45

      This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

    • @AnthonyMute
      @AnthonyMute 8 місяців тому +2

      You sir can have a whatever you drink and pay 😂😂😂

  • @eragonfan360
    @eragonfan360 5 років тому +1480

    The fact that the back of it was damn near spotless is amazing. Definitely a tough lock.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 5 років тому +23

      not really, having it hanging looses a lot of energy on impact. the energy is not only absorbed but also given to the lock in a longer timeframe. i dont thin kthe back survives if the lock would be mounted hard. but ofc the riccochet risk then is probably too high.
      and shooting sucha tiny lock at 100 yards isnt much fun either

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 5 років тому +36

      @@woswasdenni1914 chances are that you would end up destroying whatever is behind the lock before the lock

  • @slick4401
    @slick4401 4 роки тому +2347

    Squire SS100CS: "Was I a good padlock?"
    LPL: "No."
    Squire SS100CS: "Oh."
    LPL: "You were the best."

    • @gamesrules1223
      @gamesrules1223 4 роки тому +4

      I’m the first comment

    • @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100
      @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 4 роки тому +3

      @@gamesrules1223 you want an award?

    • @crystalizedapple5891
      @crystalizedapple5891 4 роки тому

      @@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 a healthy human mind doesn't wake up thinking about making an award for someone who made a "first" reply, but i think that's a luxury, not a curse

    • @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100
      @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 4 роки тому +2

      @@crystalizedapple5891 you want an award?

    • @crystalizedapple5891
      @crystalizedapple5891 4 роки тому

      @@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 the word "award" doesn't mean anything to you does it?

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 4 роки тому +2245

    New slogan for the lock "You'll get tired of shooting it"

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 роки тому +18

      Or "we are the waste basket for bullets!"

    • @SNNY-SKTR
      @SNNY-SKTR 4 роки тому +18

      If the company adopts this y'all heard it from this dude first lol.

    • @bremsstrahlung2306
      @bremsstrahlung2306 4 роки тому

      Loool 😂

    • @T0mmy7777
      @T0mmy7777 4 роки тому +1

      More like,you will enjoy shooting it

    • @TheNitrop
      @TheNitrop 4 роки тому

      That's a great slogan!

  • @IQuarent
    @IQuarent 3 роки тому +870

    "Now that I've shown how many .50 cal bullets it takes to destroy this thing, I have another one I'm going to open by exploiting a flaw in it's mechanism using nothing but a paper towel and a rubber ducky."

    • @KitLaughlin
      @KitLaughlin 2 роки тому +28

      "using nothing but a paper towel, a rubber ducky, and a limp noodle..."

    • @EnclavegovtofficialUSA
      @EnclavegovtofficialUSA Рік тому

      ​@@KitLaughlin"that being my cock"

  • @bogdanovr
    @bogdanovr 5 років тому +14471

    Send it back for manufacturer exchange and claim your dog chewed on it

    • @laffy134
      @laffy134 5 років тому +986

      Bedrock teeth

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 5 років тому +488

      Fun little anecdote I know it's no super duper padlock but my dog flattened the scoop on an aluminum ice cream scoop the aluminum was high grade too

    • @stealyoflow653
      @stealyoflow653 5 років тому +31

      Lmao

    • @thetorguy849
      @thetorguy849 5 років тому +309

      Would hate to be on the receiving end of that dog bite

    • @redzeppelin6
      @redzeppelin6 5 років тому +21

      that got me good.

  • @mattooi4322
    @mattooi4322 3 роки тому +2170

    Didn't even mention how no rounds punched all the way through. The back is totally intact. Incredible.

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 3 роки тому +53

      the 7.62x51 ap rounds dont carry enough energy to do it and they only fired fmj 50.s at it thats like tryin to push a marshmallow through a phonebook. that bein said it was still kinda impressive how well it held up

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 3 роки тому +114

      The main reason is the fact it was swinging, so a good deal of the energy was lost simply pushing the lock backwards. If you want an analogy, try stabbing a piece of paper with a pencil while it's hanging by pegs from a clothes dryer. Now put it over a baking dish and tape all four sides down so it is tight and try again. That's the difference.

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 3 роки тому +86

      @@chrisburn7178 A Channel by the name of Going Ballistic actually tested the same lock against some ap 50 cals with a big wooden log as backsupport and somehow it still took a bunch of shots till it finally broke (the APs didnt even make it all the way through)
      A SLAP would probably breeze right through and if you went for the steel rods connecting it you would also crack it open in no time but the body of this target has some serious meat to it

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 3 роки тому +11

      @@julianeder4699 Interesting! Didn't know others had tried as well. It's a pretty good bit of kit eh!

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 3 роки тому +27

      @@chrisburn7178 Well anytime a tough product or a product that claims to be top notch hits the market its only a question of time till people start firing supersonic lead at it.
      Im just happy when people with the proper knowledge and equipment test it (LPL with his knowledge on how the lock operates and Going Ballistic with their arsenal of exotic/expensive and hard to come by ammunition are 2 channels that i would class as experts in the field)
      Still waitin for that SLAP round tho that should blow that lock a new one

  • @Fedico7000
    @Fedico7000 4 роки тому +389

    There's something amazingly comedic about hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" while looking at a huge lock with big ass guns behind it.

    • @ChewBakaYT
      @ChewBakaYT 3 роки тому +2

      a 50bmg is good pick after all

  • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
    @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 2 роки тому +316

    LPL: Now open, worthy adversary.
    Squire SS100CS: 'Tis but a scratch!
    LPL: You've got a deep hole in your shackle.
    Squire: I've had worse.

    • @lamefart
      @lamefart 2 роки тому +25

      LPL: You liar!
      Squire: Come on, you pansy!

    • @mattk6707
      @mattk6707 4 місяці тому +1

      LPL: {shoots 20 rounds of .50 BMG}
      Squire: All right, we'll call it a draw.

  • @honeydewd4847
    @honeydewd4847 4 роки тому +8883

    If someone stole my bike using a rifle, I gotta say they earned it.

    • @thermobollocks
      @thermobollocks 4 роки тому +272

      That might be considered robbery instead

    • @nick-in6rl
      @nick-in6rl 4 роки тому +245

      Jesus just imagine being held at gun point in your yard while another person is just dumping clips into a lock trying get it to break. By the time their done the bike/whatever you had this laying against is going to be completely beat up and possibly broken. I think it would be easier for them to sit down and change a bike tire in the time it would take to dump mag after mag into it and probably more cost effective.

    • @legosans926
      @legosans926 4 роки тому +173

      It would be cheaper to just buy another bike

    • @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598
      @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598 4 роки тому +130

      If you use this monster to keep your bike, you're probably paranoid enough to have a whole team of bodyguards around you at all time.

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 4 роки тому +2

      lol

  • @biomechanism1
    @biomechanism1 4 роки тому +3333

    Ebay: Selling lock in mild condition

  • @TROOPERfarcry
    @TROOPERfarcry 5 років тому +3802

    The 50 didn't do it? Should have switched to 9mm. 9mm undoes locks in one shot.
    Source, Hollywood.

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 5 років тому +488

      You need special lock picking ammo though.

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 5 років тому +176

      (anononomous) s p e c i a l l o c k p i c k i n g b u l l e t

    • @TheGamerThatKills
      @TheGamerThatKills 5 років тому +44

      They had us in the fist half, not gonna lie

    • @randomtube8226
      @randomtube8226 5 років тому +129

      Should have used a knife, it will cut through with just one slice.
      Source, Resident Evil.

    • @vocalpatriot
      @vocalpatriot 5 років тому +2

      LOL!! TRUTH!! ~=O

  • @yoloscrub7537
    @yoloscrub7537 3 роки тому +220

    Guy selling him the guns:
    So uh what u gonna use this for
    Lpl:
    Lock picking

  • @thegeth4293
    @thegeth4293 5 років тому +3450

    People 2 miles away: what was that huge bang? It sounded like a gun
    Bike thief: *sweats nervously*

    • @bobjones3533
      @bobjones3533 4 роки тому +58

      Ahh yes the perfect bike lock

    • @jugganaut33
      @jugganaut33 4 роки тому +71

      *Tires punctured*
      *Brake lines severed*
      *Frame chewed up*
      *Pedestrians dead*
      Bike thief: only took $80. Bargain!
      Bikes remaining value: $10.

    • @ronaldpen9412
      @ronaldpen9412 4 роки тому +19

      **Looks at lock**
      **Looks at the wooden pole that lock is attached to**
      That lock cant be too hard aight?

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 роки тому

      @@ronaldpen9412 right*. aight is a completely different word.

    • @michealangel1556
      @michealangel1556 4 роки тому +1

      It’s just a piece of metal covering the actual lock nothing amazing their many weaknesses this lock has I’m sure thousands of locks are bullet proof

  • @ViralKiller
    @ViralKiller 3 роки тому +5724

    After 2 years of picking locks the standard way, the lock picking lawyer decided to just shoot at them...

    • @misusaki8980
      @misusaki8980 3 роки тому +99

      He was probably thinking "Wait a second, all this time I could of just shot the locks"

    • @ctc2469
      @ctc2469 3 роки тому +11

      50 cal not real suttle thou

    • @azzygoh5662
      @azzygoh5662 3 роки тому +10

      Clearly you haven't seen the ramset vids XD

    • @t.r.4496
      @t.r.4496 3 роки тому +10

      He got bored with picking locks, and he decided we needed more content.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 3 роки тому +22

      @@ctc2469 With a 50 cal you do not need to be subtle. No guard are going to be stupid enough to get in the way.

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 роки тому +4942

    The amount of ammo it took to break this is worth more than whatever it is you’re trying to steal

    • @MrMeow-iq7kq
      @MrMeow-iq7kq 4 роки тому +192

      capitalism at its finest.

    • @oliverlemley9343
      @oliverlemley9343 4 роки тому +254

      3 dollars a round time 20 shots =60 bucks i sure hope somone would use this to protect something a little more valuable

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 4 роки тому +50

      @@oliverlemley9343 plus all the others used

    • @donkey4
      @donkey4 4 роки тому +183

      @@oliverlemley9343 50 cal rounds are about 12 to 15 dollars a round

    • @oliverlemley9343
      @oliverlemley9343 4 роки тому +88

      @@donkey4 holy hell where are you buying them from

  • @4shi10
    @4shi10 3 роки тому +61

    the fact that not only does LPL have the ability to lockpick anything, and that he also has 100% accuracy is absolutely terrifying

  • @user-bo8yt4uc8b
    @user-bo8yt4uc8b 5 років тому +2273

    This is important consumer information

    • @toshikartoshi
      @toshikartoshi 5 років тому +26

      What else would it be

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 5 років тому +160

      _"So, I have a neighbor with strong grudge against padlocks, and he has a 50 cal rifle. How many rounds can I expect this lock to tank?"_

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 років тому +5

      Them bullets are expensive :(

    • @humanmold
      @humanmold 5 років тому

      Absolutely vital.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 5 років тому +6

      Anyone else think they should have invited Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 5 років тому +916

    LPL #549 : Ramset
    LPL #944 : .50 CAL
    Now that's what I call progress.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie 5 років тому +70

      @Hakageryuu We are now in the year 3046. The earth has been abandoned. A weapon finally bested the latest squire padlock however, doing so, it pierced a hole straight through the earth. The squire padlock, cut in half, flew right out of the atmosphere and both chunks impacted faraway planets inhabited by some higher life forms, completely obliterating them. Squire is therefore on trial for having caused the first galactic war; Humanity is on the brink of destruction. Squire engineers now ask themselves: Have we gone too far?

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 5 років тому +11

      @@inflatablewolfie this is some good lore

    • @lindsaytang1017
      @lindsaytang1017 5 років тому +1

      LPL #2855: Blazar light beam vs Lock

    • @RonJeremy514
      @RonJeremy514 5 років тому +1

      Next: Exploding Star

    • @Storoks
      @Storoks 5 років тому +1

      I would love to see him use a 76mm tbh

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC 3 роки тому +4055

    "This is the LockpickingLawyer and what we have here today is a hardened steel, covered in titanium and kevlar padlock, meant to hold fire from anti-tank sniper rifles. And I will show you how it can be opened in less than a half second. To do that, we just need this GAU-12 25mm Rotary Cannon that BosnianBill and I made, load it with a belt of 250 rounds with depleted uranium, let the AI controller lock onto the target, and give slight touch on the trigger. *BRRRT*. As we can see folks, it doesn't matter how strong your lock is, there will always be a destructive method that can break it and everything around it. In any case, that's all I have for you today"

    • @Transbbsaral
      @Transbbsaral 3 роки тому +26

      😭😭😭🤣

    • @Steelythestacker
      @Steelythestacker 3 роки тому +73

      No it goes "BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP"

    • @GaryMSanchez
      @GaryMSanchez 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaga!

    • @Drackzgull
      @Drackzgull 3 роки тому +73

      I know it was a joke and all, and it's not really relevant for that purpose, but .50 BMG rifles are neither anti-tank (unless you're back in World War 1) nor sniper, they don't have the power for the earlier, nor the precision for the latter. They're what's known as anti-materiel rifles, meant to defeat light armored vehicles and equipment, to destroy things suspected to contain explosives from a safe distance, and other such tasks.

    • @justaorangewithapeel7986
      @justaorangewithapeel7986 3 роки тому +34

      @@Drackzgull ggwp never said anything about a 50 BMG

  • @luisromerobarrios
    @luisromerobarrios 2 роки тому +155

    So you just need a vest full of this locks to be truly invincible...

    • @breezyxkillerx
      @breezyxkillerx 2 роки тому +41

      A yes the 200kgs vest

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 2 роки тому +1

      @@breezyxkillerx So? Maybe it will look quite stupid and you can't stand upright or walk but you will be protected for from the unlikely event of being shot at with a .50cal

    • @greenyoshi777
      @greenyoshi777 Рік тому +11

      Hope you're good at robotics because you're gonna need an exoskeleton suit!

    • @user-xsn5ozskwg
      @user-xsn5ozskwg 11 місяців тому +3

      I know the others mentioned the weight but I'm just imagining the soft tissue damage from all the energy being directed into your body even though there's no penetration.

    • @greenyoshi777
      @greenyoshi777 11 місяців тому +1

      @@user-xsn5ozskwg Also bones breaking. Bone fragments can kill ya too!

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 роки тому +4580

    "I don't think the 5.56 or armor-piercing .308 is gonna do it."
    "Well, we carried it all out he-"
    "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it."
    *AMERICA 100*

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 3 роки тому +304

      Lmao I loved the softer "oh okay alright" from Bosnian Bill after he is reassured that they're going to still use all the ammo

    • @animalkiller6669
      @animalkiller6669 3 роки тому +18

      Big chungus 1000

    • @JonathanBelmontX
      @JonathanBelmontX 3 роки тому +5

      @@kahnu893 I think he was i either thinking wooh I still get to shoot it or. What a waste its not gonna open to those we should head straight for the big guns.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 роки тому +34

      i own a 308, and let me just say, ive made some homeloads and, being a jackass, decided to make a cast iron slug.
      Never again. just...never again. first, and last, time i will make something able to go through the 4x4 pine post holding the target AND the triple layer of plywood that is backed by a sand berm. We found the slug 2 feet into the sand berm...

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 3 роки тому +3

      @@dreamwolf7302 did you hit the target

  • @ex-d7408
    @ex-d7408 3 роки тому +2548

    This is literally the most intimidating intro he had ever done. "This is lock Picking Lawyer *with a soft voice*" while showing 3 heavy firearms + 2 full magazines + approximately 12 extra 50 BMG bullets.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 роки тому +314

      "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today i got tired of people that leave dislikes"

    • @chrisbarnes7804
      @chrisbarnes7804 3 роки тому +138

      This is the lock picking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you why your workplace and place of residence require stronger locks.

    • @crazypizzaman
      @crazypizzaman 3 роки тому +169

      @@canter1ter “The average person may not realize this but every dislike comes from a person with a name and an address, and today we will be testing all the locks on their homes”

    • @analcough5321
      @analcough5321 3 роки тому +50

      "this is the lockpicking lawyer and soon i will be conducting a raid on your house, keep me out for 4 hours and ill give you a free Covert Companion. you have only 2 weeks to prepare. godspeed"

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 3 роки тому +13

      @@analcough5321 (explosion sound resounds as you panick, LPL with a loaded gun infront of you) "Ok to prove this wasn't a fluke, I will try this again" (leaves and gives you another week)

  • @BardedWyrm
    @BardedWyrm 3 роки тому +780

    Squire locks, for when you absolutely, positively, must ensure that unwanted visitors attack the door itself (or a window, or a _wall_ ) before bothering to interact with your lock.

    • @haggets_
      @haggets_ 3 роки тому +48

      Time to buy squire walls and doors 🤪

    • @sensatec13
      @sensatec13 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, like when the corrupt fbi decides that they need to have a look around your house, after obtaining a warrant based on lies to corrupt judge.

    • @Derzull2468
      @Derzull2468 2 роки тому +6

      Or you lockpick it in 10 seconds, drawing much less attention than shooting 20 .50 at it.

    • @ringzero3260
      @ringzero3260 2 роки тому +2

      wall stands the least chance

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead 2 роки тому +12

      @@Derzull2468 this lock alone would probably take a very experienced lock picker at least 5 minutes to open if for no other reason has two very high quality cores in it

  • @Nooptema
    @Nooptema 3 роки тому +152

    A lock surviving a .308 alone is impressive.

    • @JazzKazoo0930
      @JazzKazoo0930 Рік тому +39

      .308 AP is no joke, and the squire tanked it no sweat. .50 BMG is downright monstrous and it still took 20 after the 100 previous rounds. Demolition ranch did a video testing the lethality of the barret m82 and even a glancing hit on the ear of their ballistic dummy destroyed the head. It literally tanked 20 shots of a round originally meant to repel *tanks*

    • @picklechinchinry5537
      @picklechinchinry5537 Рік тому +2

      i mean it won’t make a huge difference that close but it had a shorter barrel compared to the normal FAL length

    • @lukemimnagh2594
      @lukemimnagh2594 Рік тому

      ​@@JazzKazoo0930what the fuck

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 7 місяців тому

      It'd be interesting to see how many megajoules of energy they dumped into this thing.
      Which you could convert into explosive yield by TNT.

  • @Habreno
    @Habreno 5 років тому +1337

    Squire:
    "Can we send you a new one and you send us that one back? We'd like it as a trophy."

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 5 років тому +252

      They probably would. Hang that thing in the front lobby of their headquarters with pictures at every desk in their QC department.
      "You have to literally use an anti-material rifle to break our lock."

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +59

      @@Taolan8472 I would love to see the locker room at Squire HQ.

    • @IncenseAgallochum
      @IncenseAgallochum 5 років тому +82

      @@Taolan8472 In a display case with 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of armor-piercing .308, and 20 rounds of 50

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 5 років тому +20

      @@IncenseAgallochum How much did that ammunition used weigh? More or less than the lock?

    • @AMRIV
      @AMRIV 5 років тому +30

      @@57thorns Including the case and powder it would come out to about 6lbs of bullets. Could be + or - a pound or two depending on the exact types used.

  • @mike-oxmol
    @mike-oxmol 4 роки тому +464

    One of the few times a company is actually happy to be in a LPL video

  • @crimsonhalo13
    @crimsonhalo13 4 роки тому +1684

    "Welcome to Demolition Ranch, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer ..."

    • @ryanweeter3443
      @ryanweeter3443 4 роки тому +55

      That would be dope

    • @parrotgaming1960
      @parrotgaming1960 4 роки тому +21

      Please make this a thing

    • @creepytheft
      @creepytheft 4 роки тому +28

      I'd love to hear the LPL do the Demo ranch outro to be honest

    • @EvanPederson
      @EvanPederson 4 роки тому +30

      The crossover we never knew we needed.

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 роки тому +16

      "This is a 5000 joule airgun with steel-tipped bolt that Joerg and I made few days ago, and we're going to test it on this lock. Let me show you its feature."

  • @acegamer7549
    @acegamer7549 3 роки тому +346

    The thing was if they didn’t hit the shackle, that could have easily survived 20-30+ more rounds

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah...if i needed to get by that thing I would definitely just cut around it. A set of bolt cutters and any chain is toast, better put that padlock on a giant mythril door....

    • @giovane_Diaz
      @giovane_Diaz 2 роки тому +3

      the only place I can think can be strong enough to be as reasonable hard to break open as this monster is like the presidential car, a russian bunker next to a nuclear plant or something

    • @timbob1145
      @timbob1145 Рік тому

      I'm strapping one of those to my balls if I ever go to war

    • @MatthewBakke
      @MatthewBakke 6 місяців тому

      @@giovane_Diaz I guess like all locks it’s added deterrence. Now they have to take out the whole door or wall.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MatthewBakke Or pick it, which ironically is the easier bypass method.

  • @bigmango202
    @bigmango202 4 роки тому +730

    I love how the back still looks fine

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 4 роки тому +6

      yeah, I notice that also lol

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 4 роки тому +17

      *Demolition Ranch dude starts sweating*

  • @reterbid6215
    @reterbid6215 3 роки тому +1818

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and this is my Lock-Picking-Minigun™"

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink 3 роки тому +50

      i am lock picking lawyer
      and this
      is my lockpick

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 роки тому +62

      @@rabbitdrink "it takes 400 thousand dollars to use this lock pick, for 12 seconds"

    • @lexdalex1
      @lexdalex1 3 роки тому +6

      Say hello to my little friend

    • @Nano0k
      @Nano0k 3 роки тому +14

      "You'll likely want to use the majority of your tension on your support arm, and light to medium tension on the finger actuator."

    • @Rencol666
      @Rencol666 3 роки тому +2

      ¨.... i got from bosnian bill"

  • @redlofi9210
    @redlofi9210 5 років тому +1533

    this is the first time youtube has recommended me a video about lockpicking
    >lockpicking
    >.50 BMG

    • @vivekr150
      @vivekr150 5 років тому +10

      Liked ur comment for shiina

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 5 років тому +11

      Try watching LockPickingLawyer’s videos on the regular like I do. Then you’ll be recommended them more often.

    • @robertphillips5639
      @robertphillips5639 4 роки тому +1

      The

    • @cf6282
      @cf6282 4 роки тому

      Same for me. Amazing how many followers he has. Chilling to see how easily he picks locks.

    • @nyaxayn7885
      @nyaxayn7885 4 роки тому +2

      .50 is a timeless classic.

  • @gaz312
    @gaz312 3 роки тому +302

    I wonder.
    If the lock were placed on something that didn’t move would it take more of the impact of the shot and how would that effect the results.

    • @kenjiishikawa1029
      @kenjiishikawa1029 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 роки тому +70

      They didn't brace it here because of possible ricochets and splatter.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 3 роки тому +7

      Then it would be able to transfer energy more effectively to its surroundings.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 роки тому +10

      Good point, but then again I doubt a padlock would ever be securely attached to anything considering it has to hang from whatever it's locking.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 2 роки тому +7

      Set it up with some sandbags on a berm or something so more of the energy goes into the lock rather then swinging it

  • @frietpan8917
    @frietpan8917 5 років тому +936

    Man calls locksmith to open a door, locksmith brings .50 BMG.

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 5 років тому

      😆

    • @giantmagicalduck3604
      @giantmagicalduck3604 5 років тому +32

      ... and still failes to open a door.

    • @VascoCC95
      @VascoCC95 4 роки тому +13

      "Well, sir... I think I need an extra mag of .50 bullets to open your lock..."

    • @takodajohnson703
      @takodajohnson703 4 роки тому +5

      Like he said " Strongest lock in the world." Amazing deterrent. I was really impressed when he picked this lock in about a minute.

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 4 роки тому +1

      @@giantmagicalduck3604 might as well blast the whole door from the hingred

  • @kevlarstorm5211
    @kevlarstorm5211 4 роки тому +1449

    “High velocity armour piercing, it’ll take the hat off of an elite at 2000 yards.”
    Padlock: lol wut

    • @alexburke853
      @alexburke853 4 роки тому +50

      Kevlar Storm and they ain’t cheap

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 4 роки тому +9

      The Halo sniper rifle doesn't fire 50. BMG it fires 20mm bullets.

    • @Cheater357
      @Cheater357 4 роки тому +21

      @@Nater2004 Halo sniper fires 14.5mmx114mm rounds. .50 cal comes out to 12.7mm. 20mm is what you would find in use for canons and mounted guns on aircraft.

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 4 роки тому +2

      @@Cheater357 from what I heard it's 20mm

    • @thefriendd6506
      @thefriendd6506 4 роки тому +8

      I'm pretty sure the bullets he shot were standard ball, so you can't really make that meme without testing actual AP ammo on it.

  • @michaelb4415
    @michaelb4415 3 роки тому +4461

    LPL having a 100% accuracy is a bit concerning

    • @randomstuffbychris
      @randomstuffbychris 3 роки тому +378

      Well as long as you don't flinch and move the gun and your scope/sight is zeroed correctly it isn't all that difficult

    • @csgotrainingbot2160
      @csgotrainingbot2160 3 роки тому +253

      @@randomstuffbychris can confirm, shot a rifle for the first time ever with a red dot with 100% accuracy across 9 shots from the prone position, range being no more than 50 yards and scope being a zeroed in red dot

    • @hoangtuan7945
      @hoangtuan7945 3 роки тому +236

      Well, he be like that to make sure the lock companies aint gonna mess with him

    • @geckotoe
      @geckotoe 3 роки тому +187

      In another video he said he did go to military school
      Edit: The mention was in "[392] Opening Master Combination Locks With a Hammer"

    • @Spaceytig3r
      @Spaceytig3r 3 роки тому +99

      Lockpicking skill 100, Stealth 100, Archery 100

  • @TreytoRx
    @TreytoRx 3 роки тому +101

    “Oh I didn’t say we weren’t gonna shoot it” loved that 😂

  • @brettjohnson791
    @brettjohnson791 5 років тому +198

    I like how even though this is all for a bit of fun, the Barrett is actually still being used for it's intended purpose, anti-material.

  • @samueljohnston9639
    @samueljohnston9639 4 роки тому +3229

    So if I'm a robber and i see this lock, I should just take an axe to the door

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 4 роки тому +162

      Buy a reinforced door.

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 4 роки тому +102

      Here's Johnny!

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 роки тому +265

      the door would certainly give sooner than this lock, the nearby wall would probably too

    • @Anonymous-gu2pk
      @Anonymous-gu2pk 4 роки тому +37

      Use a tank.

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 4 роки тому +13

      You misspelled 50bmg

  • @doctorosullivan
    @doctorosullivan 4 роки тому +3179

    Losing your GoPro to shrapnel while in the desert shooting 50 cals at a lock trying to blow it up for fun is the most American thing ever haha

    • @pizzamon795
      @pizzamon795 3 роки тому +30

      Bald eagles

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 3 роки тому +52

      @@pizzamon795 Not just bald eagles, screaming bald eagles :)

    • @williamroberts5716
      @williamroberts5716 3 роки тому +31

      @@Carstuff111 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon.

    • @nathankim9170
      @nathankim9170 3 роки тому +44

      @@williamroberts5716 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8

    • @luviskol
      @luviskol 3 роки тому +23

      @@nathankim9170 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8 covered with Maple syrup with a side order of fries and a diet coke

  • @christianilson
    @christianilson 3 роки тому +90

    After this I had to think of him and Bosnian Bill playing Russian Roulette.
    “Click out of one…“

  • @EGL24Xx
    @EGL24Xx 5 років тому +1704

    So today we're gonna use a standard pick in 500 thousandths

    • @ethansmith5560
      @ethansmith5560 5 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KazakhToon
      @KazakhToon 5 років тому +150

      Click outta one, let's just reload that

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 5 років тому +62

      Technically 510 thousandths. Though exact bullet diameters do vary between more specific ammo types.

    • @idahomike
      @idahomike 5 років тому +18

      It's refreshing to see someone on UA-cam that can do basic math. I'm not saying that sarcastically...

    • @bryanslocks3481
      @bryanslocks3481 5 років тому

      EGL24Xx 500 thousandths is microscopic

  • @emmaisemma28
    @emmaisemma28 3 роки тому +471

    After the lock shackle broke:
    Lock picking lawyer: “so this lock has one major exploit that allows you to easily bypass the locking mechanism”

    • @amana_bib092
      @amana_bib092 3 роки тому +3

      easily is a mild overstatement

  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren 4 роки тому +3430

    This is probably the most American thing I’ve ever seen

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 4 роки тому +95

      lol I just love it. I only start appreciating the value of guns this year but I am definitely raising my kids to use them well.

    • @x23-w1o
      @x23-w1o 4 роки тому +103

      @@waltermh111 what value do guns have? From what I understand they don't have many positive effects on society- all I can really think of is that they're fun to use. On the other hand however they are responsible for many deaths. It seems to me like guns are overall negative.

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 4 роки тому +44

      @@x23-w1o Then why do the police and military have them?

    • @stephenfulford6227
      @stephenfulford6227 4 роки тому +115

      @@x23-w1o Except data shows far more lives are saved in US by the defensive use of guns than non-suicide deaths are caused. Guns are a great equalizer. They are the only reason a pregnant lady could have any personal defense against a large male aggressor. They have a very positive impact.

    • @TheRflynn
      @TheRflynn 4 роки тому +14

      “This is the tool that Bosnian Bill and I made”

  • @ouroboros4049
    @ouroboros4049 3 роки тому +34

    “hey guys, lock picking lawyer here, and today I’m done with your shit”

  • @Blackmark7410
    @Blackmark7410 4 роки тому +2985

    Scene from an action movie:
    Hero infiltrates the bad guys base, and find the girl locked in a cell. He takes aim at the lock with his pistol.
    Hero: Wait, is that a Squire?
    Girl: What?
    Hero: That lock, it's a Squire, I ain't got no chance!
    Girl: What does that mean?
    Hero: It means i'm out, see ya.

    •  4 роки тому +316

      He just needs to shoot at the bars of the cell, as they are probably weaker than the lock.

    • @trashymontyy2385
      @trashymontyy2385 4 роки тому +69

      Picks lock*😂

    • @amphiumaiii7058
      @amphiumaiii7058 4 роки тому +150

      He could just pull up LockPickingLawyer video 927 on his phone to see how to pick the lock.

    • @nicolrb2210
      @nicolrb2210 4 роки тому +28

      Amauri E. Alcántara it’s a bunch of connected squires

    • @kulkalkul
      @kulkalkul 4 роки тому +23

      Sounds more like a commercial to me. :D

  • @kingofstuff1732
    @kingofstuff1732 3 роки тому +1269

    Somewhere there's the lock designer for Squire pumping his fist in the air going, "YEESSS!!"

    • @PownyRider
      @PownyRider 3 роки тому +1

      xD yeah^^

    • @Kieselmeister
      @Kieselmeister 3 роки тому +23

      @The champs of Gaming .50 bmg WAS designed as an anti-tank round... just from WW1...
      It was a bit too small by the time WW2 came around, but there were still a few Italian and IJA light tanks which it could penetrate.

    • @patrickdabs
      @patrickdabs 3 роки тому +7

      @@Kieselmeister I think he meant the 120mm cannon on an Abrams tank,

    • @RickGladwin
      @RickGladwin 3 роки тому +13

      “Sir the Lock Picking Lawyer is doing an episode on our padlock”
      *starts to sweat*
      “He’s shooting it with armour-piercing rounds”
      *starts to smile*

    • @cthrekgoru
      @cthrekgoru 3 роки тому +1

      Back is still intact. Very tough lock…

  • @meme-yman8597
    @meme-yman8597 4 роки тому +754

    If someone is trying to break into a house with this lock at the door, they might as well shoot through the wall and try to get in

    • @muslischeier2978
      @muslischeier2978 4 роки тому +19

      Ah the wife method

    • @Arrowatch
      @Arrowatch 4 роки тому +5

      "My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy until..."

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 роки тому +9

      thief: **uses window right next to door**

    • @shanejohns7901
      @shanejohns7901 4 роки тому +6

      @@pivottech8881 It's 'only' $322 right now. I don't think you would need to be 'rich' to afford that. It probably really matters how much value there is in the stuff you're trying to protect with the lock. LPL picked this lock open in ~3 mins ua-cam.com/video/nwgwCmh7SGg/v-deo.html
      All in all, I think the lock's body is decent enough. But the lock itself isn't worth $322 if it can be opened in 3 mins, IMHO. I'd much prefer a Bowley High Security for much less. Now if we could get the Bowley for the core, and the Squire SS100CS for the lock body, I think it'd definitely be worth $322.
      www.kickstarter.com/projects/2136537678/bowley-lock-company-inc-high-security-padlock-mode/posts/2317648

    • @dedley2664
      @dedley2664 4 роки тому +3

      Here’s an even easier strat. Pick up a rock and through it at a window. Or just take the back door.

  • @infinitepower1449
    @infinitepower1449 2 роки тому +30

    7:17 “the locking mechanism never let go” damn that’s strong

    • @owatonnahacker
      @owatonnahacker 10 місяців тому

      now I want to see the LP pick the lock after the destructive maintenance

  • @marquiis
    @marquiis 3 роки тому +1109

    1:00 "we applied the 50cal lockpick to this"
    I'm broke.

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB 3 роки тому +24

      what did you spend all your money on?

    • @WestSydeThuugg
      @WestSydeThuugg 3 роки тому +41

      @@ARSZLB 50cal lockpicks are spendy

    • @mr.phoenix8691
      @mr.phoenix8691 3 роки тому +3

      @Erik Yeah!!!

    • @volkswagen1221
      @volkswagen1221 3 роки тому +2

      The lock broke too 🤣

    • @bookworm8368
      @bookworm8368 2 роки тому

      @@ARSZLB
      I miss my dad. Sometimes I hit him.

  • @Anthony-xf6dj
    @Anthony-xf6dj 3 роки тому +369

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and I have had enough of this lock's shit"

  • @Lt_Beam
    @Lt_Beam 4 роки тому +2197

    "I don't think the 556 or the AP 308 is gonna do the trick"
    "Well, we carried it all out here though"
    "Well, I ain't say we weren't gonna shot it"
    America, America. Never change

    • @dukeman7595
      @dukeman7595 4 роки тому +179

      Johan DOUCHE, thank you for your imbecilic bemused remark..

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 4 роки тому +142

      @ The fuck is your problem with people having fun

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 4 роки тому +101

      Johan Fouche You really are a sad spiteful little man.

    • @cyrecks
      @cyrecks 4 роки тому +92

      @ Dude stop. You're embarrassing yourself and making everyone else feel uncomfortable. It's kind of sad and pathetic.

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 4 роки тому +77

      @ I forgot that men with too much estrogen can get a little angsty sometimes...

  • @Justin-lf1fs
    @Justin-lf1fs 2 роки тому +13

    I’m impressed with how well the rig stood up to all that force and shrapnel

  • @tonyth9240
    @tonyth9240 4 роки тому +650

    "It was just earlier today that we applied the 50cal lockpick to this"
    Yeah, he's an American locksmith.

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 4 роки тому +7

      so sad, this nation will never advance.

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 4 роки тому +8

      So patriotic

    • @pops7249
      @pops7249 4 роки тому +10

      @@RandomUser2401 why

    • @Cain35
      @Cain35 4 роки тому +9

      @@RandomUser2401 Do you have stupid

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 4 роки тому +3

      @@Cain35 No. But an English course would be appropriate for you.

  • @cee348
    @cee348 3 роки тому +1687

    Remember: your lock is only as strong as the screws that hold it to the door

    • @misterygamere5350
      @misterygamere5350 3 роки тому +40

      i mean, you've got a point

    • @tylervue306
      @tylervue306 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @nothingmuch1129
      @nothingmuch1129 3 роки тому +39

      Or, as strong as the door 🚪

    • @slyking214
      @slyking214 3 роки тому +42

      I'm sure it can be picked easily. (I'm going to go watch LPL pick it now.)
      Just watched it and I was wrong, that took LPL a while to pick.

    • @zahven
      @zahven 3 роки тому +39

      @@slyking214 can’t have a shitty core in an absolute beast of a lock like that otherwise there would literally be no point
      Imagine if it was a wafer lock lmao

  • @pskry
    @pskry 5 років тому +1382

    This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I'll show you how easy it is to defeat this flimsy Squire lock with a very low skill attack...

    • @ТомасАндерсон-в1е
      @ТомасАндерсон-в1е 5 років тому +46

      Yeah 20 hits from 100 yards with a 50 BMG on this thing is no low skill.

    • @Jodlauspc
      @Jodlauspc 5 років тому +21

      @@ТомасАндерсон-в1е 100 yards≈33 meters, that's definitely very low skill from lying down position. Back in the army I'd hit this size target with 7.62mm AR w/ iron sights 9/10 times lying down from 150m, 7/10 from standing position at 30m. The sights alone make it very easy hit with little to no training.

    • @MurrayC
      @MurrayC 5 років тому +73

      @@Jodlauspc 100ft is approx 33 metres. 100 yards is approx 100 metres!

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +4

      @@Jodlauspc Iron sights are more precise than the modern x2 sights.

    • @Kaboomf
      @Kaboomf 5 років тому +17

      Murray Chapman about 90 meters to be slightly less inaccurate

  • @jtland4842
    @jtland4842 2 роки тому +9

    This is something that Squire should proudly put on their website if they haven't already. With LPL's permission of course

  • @PhotonHerald
    @PhotonHerald 5 років тому +296

    Squire should be using these videos in their marketing...
    20 rounds of BMG. Christ!

    • @Clapxiomatic
      @Clapxiomatic 5 років тому +12

      Plus everything that was thrown at it before that. including AP .308 that damaged the shackle.

    • @IAmNextUp
      @IAmNextUp 5 років тому +2

      @@Clapxiomatic I am beyond impressed.
      Squire is KING

  • @dundeeslaytern724
    @dundeeslaytern724 5 років тому +657

    When your character has 0 points in Lockpicking, and you still want to rob that NPC's house.

    • @lunarhalcyon6725
      @lunarhalcyon6725 5 років тому +40

      "You find the door is heavily warded with a mechanism of both extreme complexity and durability"
      Lockpick - 50 : Despell the Ward
      Small Arms - 100 / Big Guns - 75 : Shatter the Mechanism

    • @suppe2740
      @suppe2740 5 років тому +1

      lol, best comment, we gamers are crazy xD

    • @jojojojo-yi6wb
      @jojojojo-yi6wb 5 років тому +4

      @@suppe2740 cringe

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 років тому

      wasted grenades on locks

    • @sulfurnitride
      @sulfurnitride 5 років тому +1

      @@lunarhalcyon6725 When your playing Skyrim and the lock is like 1 milometer off and your lockpick broke

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt 5 років тому +330

    If you actually wanna defeat the purpose of this lock ... you can use this same amount of guns and ammo and make a human size hole through any normal wall and still have ammo to carry on your mission 😅

    • @aritakalo8011
      @aritakalo8011 5 років тому +25

      Anything secured with that size lock won't have a normal wall. That sized lock? Military ammunition storage etc. meant to take just plain brute force attack. That or other vault room or cave securing valuables. Meaning reinforced concrete walls and door probably thicker than that lock also possibly filled with reinforced concrete. Something which won't be defeated even by armor piercing .50 cal.
      dual custody arrangement also suggest critical/dangerous equipment storing.
      Then again, someone who has .50 antimaterial rifle and ill intent, probably also has access to explosives and idea about shaped charges.....
      Unless someone is being stupid and spending way too much on their padlock.

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 5 років тому +14

      @@aritakalo8011 "Unless someone is being stupid and spending way too much on their padlock." or someone is not living in USA where you can punch holes in "normal wall" with "normal hand"... :P

  • @blenderfox
    @blenderfox 3 роки тому +20

    "this lock survived all those bullets and still didn't let go of the shackle."

  • @henryokeeffe5835
    @henryokeeffe5835 5 років тому +211

    LPL: "The locking mechanism never let go"
    Nope, it's now welded together

  • @poloolop3539
    @poloolop3539 3 роки тому +377

    "ok, let's do that again to show that it wasn't a fluke"

  • @Blancinnoir
    @Blancinnoir 5 років тому +1320

    I'm sorry but that intro made me crack up.
    *table with rifles and bullets*
    -hi this is the lockpicking lawyer! :)

    • @gundorstoneskin5900
      @gundorstoneskin5900 5 років тому +34

      7:59 "I love ya! AND I'LL SEEEE YA NEXT TIME!"

    • @vocalpatriot
      @vocalpatriot 5 років тому +8

      Yep "you need two keys or one bosnian bill..LOL

    • @tashkiira7838
      @tashkiira7838 5 років тому +6

      Hey now, picking locks from 150 yards away is fair tactics. :D

    • @AgateBrick
      @AgateBrick 5 років тому +4

      Tashkiira
      That is how I would pick locks in all fairness.

    • @felamad1510
      @felamad1510 5 років тому +3

      Welcome back to demolitio-

  • @mr.plaguedoc2880
    @mr.plaguedoc2880 2 роки тому +23

    It’s only a matter of time until LPL says “This is The LockPickingLawyer, and today, we are gonna use an RPG against this padlock”

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka 5 років тому +557

    Also remember guys: the lock can take 20+ BMG rounds, but was easily picked by LPL in 2 minutes, 50 seconds.
    Conclusion: LPL is stronger than BMG

    • @dustinbrueggemann1875
      @dustinbrueggemann1875 5 років тому +9

      Can we get Bowley lock cores in a monster case like this?

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 5 років тому +6

      Has he actually picked this larger version with the two locks?

    • @spencermarx6147
      @spencermarx6147 5 років тому +12

      @@Randy.Bobandy Yes, in video 927. ua-cam.com/video/nwgwCmh7SGg/v-deo.html

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 5 років тому +3

      @@spencermarx6147 Thanks. I mixed this up with the Bowley lock.

    • @Wistbacka
      @Wistbacka 5 років тому

      @@Randy.Bobandy yes, and it was in pretty much 2 min, 50 sec +/- 5 seconds depending on which point you start the timing from

  • @thomasgee2029
    @thomasgee2029 5 років тому +287

    "Earlier today we applied the 50cal lockpick"

    • @ryceboyproductions
      @ryceboyproductions 4 роки тому +3

      Thomas Gee click on 1, explosion on 2, aaand we’re in.

  • @earthenjadis8199
    @earthenjadis8199 5 років тому +681

    *US Army issues vests made of Squire padlocks*
    *Soldiers complain about the weight*

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 5 років тому +135

      Ammo expenditure goes through the roof as shooting each other becomes a new version of tapping them on the shoulder.

    • @gergokerekes4550
      @gergokerekes4550 5 років тому +71

      after a week they would have abs of steel, but you are not allowed under eny circumstance to trhow this at an enemy combatant as it is a weapon that causes unimaginable suffering and pain if it hits.

    • @Christian-my4dp
      @Christian-my4dp 5 років тому +18

      @@gergokerekes4550 After a week they'd have a 20 pack! 😂

    • @dodgydruid
      @dodgydruid 5 років тому +44

      Reminds me of the old joke where people were asking why planes weren't made out of the same stuff the black boxes are lol

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 років тому +19

      @@gergokerekes4550
      Those are _padlocks,_ not pommels.

  • @shadowai9668
    @shadowai9668 3 роки тому +10

    0:02 those are some interesting looking lockpicks you have there LPL

  • @hussssshie
    @hussssshie 3 роки тому +434

    It's funny how LPL's voice makes me expect him spending days in public libraries or something... My judgement couldn't be more wrong

    • @dyppityjoop5912
      @dyppityjoop5912 3 роки тому +50

      hes a lawyer, father, husband, youtuber, lockpicker and gun enthusiast, this man has got it all

    • @DeathBoy2098
      @DeathBoy2098 3 роки тому +11

      if anybody shows you can live your best life doing both, it's LPL ;)

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 роки тому +9

      He's a lawyer, so I'm sure he at some point he read a lot.

    • @xxEzraBxxx
      @xxEzraBxxx 3 роки тому +1

      @@dyppityjoop5912 add other weapons and alcoholic drinks

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 3 роки тому +2

      He lockpicks the door to his public library at night and stays up reading until they open the door

  • @misakamikoto8785
    @misakamikoto8785 4 роки тому +660

    when you're lv5 trying to shoot a padlock in lv 100 area.

  • @MalcolmGrant
    @MalcolmGrant 4 роки тому +1467

    >opening shot is table with guns
    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today I've decided that I've had enough with everything"

  • @kayleighk.641
    @kayleighk.641 2 роки тому +33

    This is the first time I've heard LPL laugh and it's in about the most aggressive video I've ever seen from him 😂

    • @joshp8535
      @joshp8535 2 роки тому +5

      This one and the one where he is trying to open the ABUS Rock with the Ramset. The 2nd most aggressive video of his I've seen, lol.

  • @abuseclaws7471
    @abuseclaws7471 5 років тому +708

    "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it"
    "Oh, okay"
    that goddamn broke me

    • @eballer48
      @eballer48 5 років тому +19

      well we carried it all the way out here though..

  • @graveltheblock5578
    @graveltheblock5578 3 роки тому +1013

    I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard test analysis, Gordon.

    • @holysirsalad
      @holysirsalad 3 роки тому +61

      Yeeeess, but with good reason! This is a rare opportunity for us!

    • @fafo_o
      @fafo_o 3 роки тому +42

      @@holysirsalad this is the purest sample we have seen yet, and potentially the most unstable

    • @yodarded8712
      @yodarded8712 3 роки тому +32

      @@fafo_o Now now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine...

    • @marconarvaez9871
      @marconarvaez9871 3 роки тому +31

      @@yodarded8712 I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the...

    • @YohannesKristiawan
      @YohannesKristiawan 3 роки тому

      You are referring to certain movie / series? What is the title?

  • @pleinairr
    @pleinairr 5 років тому +1362

    You guys seriously need a high speed camera for this. Imagine getting that final shot at 1000+ FPS? Damn. Colab with The Slow Mo Guys, perhaps?

    • @balaclava351
      @balaclava351 5 років тому +39

      Yeah, that'd be awesome! Slow mo guys also did a video with an artillary cannon. I want to see this lock hit by that!

    • @fuckthisbs
      @fuckthisbs 5 років тому +18

      100,000 fps lol.

    • @FastBowtie388
      @FastBowtie388 5 років тому +8

      Mail one to the press channel in Finland ;-) They're doing AMAZING work with the chronos ring. They also have explosives techs. I'd bet 3 ounces of shape charge would slice it right open

    • @PodmornicaFTW
      @PodmornicaFTW 5 років тому +2

      Yes, make this happen.

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 5 років тому +5

      Imagine nuking their high speed camera with shrapnel though...

  • @michaelbasalt9387
    @michaelbasalt9387 3 роки тому +6

    I don't think I have ever heard LockPickingLawyer in so much awe of a lock. High high praise indeed!

  • @yooloo7153
    @yooloo7153 5 років тому +353

    When LPL needs a time-lapse you know it’s an awesome lock :)

  • @hfarthingt
    @hfarthingt 5 років тому +784

    When it costs more in ammunition to break a lock than the lock itself...

    • @slerverysnake7299
      @slerverysnake7299 5 років тому +59

      Stonks

    • @prophet3091
      @prophet3091 4 роки тому +23

      Idk about the 5.56 or .308, but even if it's $5 per round for a .50, that's only $100, and I'd bet good money that lock cost at least $250, probably way more

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 4 роки тому +43

      The lock costs £400, or about $600.
      Stonks.

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 роки тому +1

      @@prophet3091 try that with real nato ammo and not the dirt cheap american ammo and you sell your soul. and just that you know, yeah south america and the middle east have cheaper rounds, but i bet it takes even more of them.

    • @tyrantrex734
      @tyrantrex734 4 роки тому +5

      @@tarkitarker0815 There really is not much difference in price or performance for it to matter.

  • @Wise_Noob13
    @Wise_Noob13 4 роки тому +3202

    Squire secret is that they made the padlocks out of old Nokia phones

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 4 роки тому +11

      James Harding well this video showed it being shot with a 50 cal soo I imagine it’s a given it can take multiple 9 mil

    • @DrLennieSmall
      @DrLennieSmall 4 роки тому +14

      @@crimsonlight4205 he refers to the phones

    • @omgitsjoetime
      @omgitsjoetime 4 роки тому +5

      Jorvikson no he specifically said Hi points

    • @Milk-ew4pf
      @Milk-ew4pf 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @callmevell918
      @callmevell918 4 роки тому +2

      This must be an eternal meme or something.

  • @Gr33nShirt
    @Gr33nShirt 2 роки тому +14

    What’s crazy is it wasn’t just what it took from the .50. There was 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of 7.62 AP, AND 20 rounds of .50. Great video.

  • @xaviervilloing6636
    @xaviervilloing6636 4 роки тому +452

    "The planet broke before the guard did"
    This is a true Cadian lock.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому +13

      How do you think we Marines lock our stuff up? With the finest of Cadian-made locks.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 роки тому +27

      Really was not expecting a 40k reference in this comment section

    • @bellicosepariah6609
      @bellicosepariah6609 4 роки тому +3

      Heresy! I know Zenos tech when I see it! Call the inquisition!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому +6

      @@bellicosepariah6609 Evidently not, Inquisitor. This was forged by my battle-brothers in the Horde of Jagathi, from ceramite torn from the armor of heretics on Cadia and purified once more by the Rite of Reforging. There is no better lock in the Imperium; only the Emperor, or perhaps Vulkan, could forge a finer lock.

    • @tokukusujo7911
      @tokukusujo7911 4 роки тому +6

      When you have to keep the Blood Magpies away from your relics so they dont steal it

  • @royalpayn4089
    @royalpayn4089 4 роки тому +740

    "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it"
    I love this guy

    • @fredashay
      @fredashay 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of Taofladermouse's motto: "You make it, we shoot it."

    • @MrOTcomputer
      @MrOTcomputer 4 роки тому +1

      LOL!!

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 4 роки тому +1

      a bit sad that even the top 2 lockpick guys are so freakin in love with weapons. Guess Muricans just being Muricans.

    • @fredashay
      @fredashay 4 роки тому +1

      @@RandomUser2401 'Murica! F**k yeah!!! When you anti-gun pansies are eventually invaded by China, we'll still have a fighting chance!

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 4 роки тому +1

      @@fredashay haha holy shit how can someone possibly be that deluded and brainwashed. Before you ever have the slightest winning chance you are eradicated by drones from either your own or a foreign military.

  • @moonspoongaming3402
    @moonspoongaming3402 3 роки тому +394

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and today we aren't picking, we're packing"

  • @IBringBroadswoads
    @IBringBroadswoads 4 роки тому +11798

    "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I've lost my patience"

    • @izukumidoriya641
      @izukumidoriya641 3 роки тому +609

      “This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I’ve reached my breaking point.”

    • @than0shark
      @than0shark 3 роки тому +468

      "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I found my wife with another man."

    • @ReiMizere
      @ReiMizere 3 роки тому +362

      "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, say hello to my little friend"

    • @Gabriel-ij1hd
      @Gabriel-ij1hd 3 роки тому +284

      "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,and today we're gonna teach you how to make the children quiet"

    • @achkmedss9890
      @achkmedss9890 3 роки тому +63

      These are the greatest comments I’ve ever seen I swear 😂😂😂😂

  • @theonlyegg
    @theonlyegg 2 роки тому +6

    It's always fun when you hear UA-camrs' real personalities sneak through.