DC Legends IS A RIP-OFF! Angry Rant!

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  • @djbubblegum9975
    @djbubblegum9975 8 років тому +5548

    I never spend money on mobile games. If I want characters, I grind. If I get bored, it's time to delete the game because it's stupid.

    • @丂卄尺丨几卂尺几乇
      @丂卄尺丨几卂尺几乇 8 років тому +100

      DjBuBbLeGuM Well if the game is good for free to play. And I invest in hours, im going to pay money since they got me hooked.

    • @Waarr909
      @Waarr909 8 років тому +184

      actuallly never happend that i got hooked by a mobile game, pretty much all are total shit.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 8 років тому +35

      Hawkeye979 Check out TerraGenesis, the Galaxy on Fire franchise, X-Mercs, or Vain Glory. All four games are excellently crafted, and completely free.

    • @DoctorSoups
      @DoctorSoups 8 років тому +23

      ive been playing fallout shelter and its pretty nice. i havent spent a single cent on it.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 8 років тому +9

      I actually enjoyed a few such as 'European War 4: Napoleon' and Double Dragon iphone are great. But unfortunately the entire market is saturated with garbage. Kinda like the low point of a popular gameboy when there were far more terrible games than there weren't playable. Some were good, or great games but the market was just quick cash schemes for many. Mobile gaming does the same, but now with the addition of microtransactions that will eventually crash the entire videogame market.

  • @VERTiiGOGAMING
    @VERTiiGOGAMING 8 років тому +2909

    Joe... tell DC I want my money back :P

    • @Dixon_Yasz
      @Dixon_Yasz 8 років тому +150

      VERTiiGO GAMING doing gods work

    • @BoyMonkeyKid
      @BoyMonkeyKid 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Brezah420
      @Brezah420 8 років тому +13

      oh shit hey VERTiiGO who would of thought it was you donating lol

    • @VERTiiGOGAMING
      @VERTiiGOGAMING 8 років тому +65

      i do youtube maaaate

    • @i.do.dkloehr6894
      @i.do.dkloehr6894 8 років тому +4

      Praise to the King of the Noobs! Haha! Dude u friggin legend with the $5

  • @michaelowusu4441
    @michaelowusu4441 8 років тому +1520

    "YOU DUMB FUCKS, 5 STARS?" The most honest reviewer on this website.

    • @sirfap9939
      @sirfap9939 8 років тому +6

      THE BATMAN yeah he is

    • @tenaciousrodent6251
      @tenaciousrodent6251 8 років тому +29

      These reviews are fake as a wedding cake!

    • @michaelowusu4441
      @michaelowusu4441 8 років тому +5

      Saintly Pants​ What makes you think that?

    • @virgin5415
      @virgin5415 8 років тому +5

      Saintly Pants my sister's wedding cake was real.

    • @venkatchait007
      @venkatchait007 8 років тому +20

      have you seen those comments with 1000+ upvotes which are obviously spam/malware, same deal here. fucking bots, voting bots.

  • @Rawnchie14
    @Rawnchie14 7 років тому +1357

    "FIVE STARS?!"

    • @dr.strangebat9397
      @dr.strangebat9397 6 років тому +93

      *FIVE F*CKING STARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*

    • @TheRacingOtaku
      @TheRacingOtaku 6 років тому +89

      *WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DUMBASS GAMER GIVES THIS SHIT 5 STARS?!*

    • @jaderabbit898
      @jaderabbit898 5 років тому +58

      *”OH MY GOD JOE GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS BACK HERE!!!”*

    • @GlitchMasterFaZe
      @GlitchMasterFaZe 5 років тому +25

      OH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!

    • @Vinthechad
      @Vinthechad 5 років тому +31

      *THIS IS WHY MOBILE GAMES ARE SHIT!!*

  • @Scott_McKewl
    @Scott_McKewl 8 років тому +2666

    Joe pretty much just paid the development costs of the game in full right there

    • @mexicangoose6461
      @mexicangoose6461 8 років тому +225

      True, they're probably developing a sequel as we speak.

    • @davidgoliath2475
      @davidgoliath2475 8 років тому +1

      Nice!

    • @Trugamer25
      @Trugamer25 8 років тому +1

      Scott McKewl hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa true

    • @fish4814
      @fish4814 8 років тому +20

      Scott McKewl Actually, that viewer did. Just saying.

    • @DalisDL
      @DalisDL 8 років тому +5

      Viewer* :)

  • @allensmith5133
    @allensmith5133 8 років тому +3369

    The Witcher 2 - $19.99
    Dead Rising - $19.99
    Fallout: New Vegas - $9.99
    Civilization IV - $19.99
    Dark Souls - $19.99
    Mass Effect 2 - $19.99
    Undertale - $9.99
    Half-Life 2 - $9.99
    Watching bars slowly fill up - $24.99

    • @warriorofshadows443
      @warriorofshadows443 8 років тому +188

      Salt And Sanctuary - $19
      SuperHot - $25
      Valkyria Chronicles - $20
      Helldivers - $20
      Hotline Miami - $10
      Starbound - $15
      Left 4 Dead 2 - $20
      Star Wars: Battlefront 2 - $10
      Arma 2: Combined Operations (Arma 2 and Operation Arrowhead) - $25

    • @gidofter_lukge
      @gidofter_lukge 8 років тому +133

      Allen Smith
      Bloodborne - $20

    • @TheAxeLordOfFire
      @TheAxeLordOfFire 8 років тому +44

      imacookie12 Please don't compare a masterpiece like Valkyria Chronicles to this trash.

    • @warriorofshadows443
      @warriorofshadows443 8 років тому +170

      We were saying "Hey look, you could spend $20 for a chance to get a character OR you could spend $20 for a full complete list of games".

    • @TheAxeLordOfFire
      @TheAxeLordOfFire 8 років тому +20

      imacookie12 I know, don't worry. XD
      I was kidding, sorry for the bad joke...

  • @РусланЛакійчук
    @РусланЛакійчук 8 років тому +3745

    Guys, Joe missed the worst part. Legendary Deadshot costs $100, not $40. Legendary pack costs 8000 fragments and it says "3 PACKS TO LEGENDARY DEADSHOT". Look at 10:43. It means you've got to buy it 3 times. It's 24000 fragments total. 25000 fragments cost $100 in the shop. Shame that Joe didn't see that annotation for 3 packs needed. His reaction would have been hilarious. Let's top this comment so he could see this.

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 8 років тому +202

      i think he'd have given a "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" even bigger than gradeaundera XD

    • @tyrannosaurhex6132
      @tyrannosaurhex6132 8 років тому +227

      Almost the cost of a AAA title with season pass.

    • @Philernator
      @Philernator 8 років тому +18

      +Teodor Bibita You mean, no season pass, right?

    • @ElectronicShredder
      @ElectronicShredder 8 років тому +3

      I guess it's one of the gold sinks for the Matrix

    • @cyrusardyn
      @cyrusardyn 8 років тому +90

      I think the worst part about THAT worst part was it was on SALE With that price!!

  • @mastermind7946
    @mastermind7946 7 років тому +2187

    DC: we're probably the most greedy company around
    EA: Hold my beer

  • @mc-tn6iq
    @mc-tn6iq 8 років тому +1238

    My friend asked me why he's called Angry Joe. I pointed him to this video.

    • @mc-tn6iq
      @mc-tn6iq 8 років тому +65

      fat cabbage True, but I felt this was a perfect way to at least demonstrate Angry Joe when he's angry.

    • @samewald9635
      @samewald9635 7 років тому +1

      agree

    • @slicer5846
      @slicer5846 7 років тому +3

      Hmm.. I still wait that Joe just explodes in one of his reviews. We need a much worse Game even when Ride to Hell, Risen 1-3 and Godzilla would fuse together
      EDIT: Sonic Freerider, i forgot

    • @lazygamer2995
      @lazygamer2995 7 років тому +2

      Ride to hell retribution

    • @abububba4123
      @abububba4123 7 років тому +1

      So funny

  • @jeradtackett
    @jeradtackett 8 років тому +695

    that's not Micro transaction it's a macro transaction game

    • @huntersix267
      @huntersix267 8 років тому +3

      Jerad Tackett well said man

    • @y2kplus9
      @y2kplus9 8 років тому +17

      Lol, too true.

    • @NameLindsey
      @NameLindsey 8 років тому +1

      y2kplus9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @CelloHorse
      @CelloHorse 7 років тому +8

      This must be a new term that NEEDS to be paraded around

    • @Rorschach003
      @Rorschach003 7 років тому +4

      Sweet Economics joke

  • @Dufffaaa93
    @Dufffaaa93 8 років тому +230

    I just watched 1 and a half minute long commercial of movie about human trafficking, that I *couldn't skip*. WTF?

    • @paulo25740
      @paulo25740 8 років тому +26

      Dufffaaa93 when that happens just close and open the videk again, it will probably give you a different ad or even none

    • @Harperlarp
      @Harperlarp 8 років тому +17

      Refreshing the page can skip that shit sometimes.

    • @Big_Abomination
      @Big_Abomination 8 років тому +30

      You cant handle the truth!

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg 8 років тому +52

      adblockplus.org/

    • @Jim63071
      @Jim63071 8 років тому +4

      Precisely. I would be OK with ads on the side of my vids (MAYBE even in-vid ads as long as i can skip and the volume isn't too different from the vid's) but this shit is a no-no. 'till they get some brains and realise that they're hurting themselves more by adding more ads, it's adblock all the way for me.

  • @anarki4717
    @anarki4717 6 років тому +514

    You wanna know the worst part?
    Most of these mobile games are server based so once they shut down that's it, you can never play them again and all the money you put into it (if you were dumb enough to anyway) is GONE

    • @uliloolilu780
      @uliloolilu780 5 років тому +14

      Sad

    • @jacobxiaolong9104
      @jacobxiaolong9104 5 років тому +26

      Same thing with modern Games and DLC, the DLC is all server-based, so, once the game gets de-listed (akin to Scott Pilgrim, TMNT Turtles in Time and The Simpsons Arcade) or worse, it's servers shut down: for the former: you can never buy the Game/DLC again or for the latter: you can't play it anymore and all your money you put in it?, it's GONE.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 5 років тому +8

      It's amazing how stupid people are these days.

    • @Ishamv3
      @Ishamv3 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed, that's the worst part.

    • @EVANGELISTDanielTorres
      @EVANGELISTDanielTorres 4 роки тому +2

      Smart enough actually

  • @MrBillyBlade
    @MrBillyBlade 8 років тому +995

    It's literally made only for children that play on iPads hooked up to thier parents' credit cards...

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 8 років тому +17

      well it is what they are aiming for .-.

    • @jordanr2244
      @jordanr2244 8 років тому +14

      UnicornSpaceWhale I never let my kid use I pads and such. when I was a kid I ate mud for fun, they don't need electronics that young, but I do let them play my old game cube because I started playing classic Nintendo since I was like 4

    • @jordanr2244
      @jordanr2244 8 років тому +26

      ***** it's not like that^ they put their debit card on like Apple or the play store and the kid would play a game on it and buy stuff

    • @milkoflegends
      @milkoflegends 8 років тому

      UnicornSpaceWhale that is probably mainly their target too dang its messed up and i really like dc too... this really sucks imo... a sale and 1 character thats a lower teir for 25 o.o

    • @felipeschelb8392
      @felipeschelb8392 8 років тому +3

      just make the store password protected?

  • @harryfreq3199
    @harryfreq3199 8 років тому +611

    How is this even legal?

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 8 років тому +54

      This. Plus the developers are deliberately trying to hide the fact that you are spending real money by using words like "fragments" and "packs." People are mindlessly clicking the "Buy" button and not working out the math in their heads.

    • @blodstainer
      @blodstainer 8 років тому +46

      Hopefully the EU is going to restrict this.

    • @Daniele63
      @Daniele63 8 років тому +8

      The only thing we can do is to not buy it, not hard

    • @littlea081396
      @littlea081396 8 років тому +3

      Harry Freq he didnt play the game if you play the game they hand gems and shards to you i have 5 legendary characters and am only missing 4 characters in the game and i havent spent a dime

    • @littlea081396
      @littlea081396 8 років тому

      Deathclaw Slayer not too long i log in and play maybe a total of 1 and a half hours a day and i had a legendary in maybe a month if he would have played just 2 missions they give you 2, 3 starred characters lol anybody can download a game and look at the in app purchases and go i can spend money? this game sucks!!! but didn't even play any of the game

  • @CovieHuman55
    @CovieHuman55 7 років тому +2615

    I don't even wanna know how Joe's neighbor feels.

    • @AvivRaphael
      @AvivRaphael 7 років тому +9

      ya

    • @cementbox4430
      @cementbox4430 7 років тому +238

      *knock knock* whats wrong, joe? DC legends. ok say no more.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 7 років тому +74

      I'd love to be his neighbor, he'd not complain about me and I would not complain about him.

    • @lucaguida4286
      @lucaguida4286 7 років тому +86

      Its america... theres like 10 meters between every house

    • @zachspears5244
      @zachspears5244 7 років тому +64

      i know this is old, but i would love to be joes neighbor, i could go to sleep and wait for the yelling to figure out if he's streaming or not.

  • @UnDeadDragons101
    @UnDeadDragons101 7 років тому +848

    Angry Joe the protecter of our wallets!

  • @paulyang2
    @paulyang2 8 років тому +544

    "Do you want to buy one pile of Shit for $19.99?" I lost 😂

  • @dntm123
    @dntm123 8 років тому +714

    I love how OJ is just laid back and straight faced while AJ is exploding with rage.

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +38

      Counterbalance I guess.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 8 років тому +41

      hes used to it by now

    • @ajcaraballo95
      @ajcaraballo95 8 років тому +4

      Commander Karl Well, he is Angry Joe, so...

    • @maxsatria2526
      @maxsatria2526 7 років тому +38

      I think it's more to awe and shock at this outrageous deals

    • @den12333
      @den12333 7 років тому +32

      OJ is always chill as fuck and AJ is always well... angry lol

  • @Ne0nZombie
    @Ne0nZombie 8 років тому +1565

    Hearing Joe scream at the top of his lungs always makes my day, lmao.

    • @jpower1983
      @jpower1983 8 років тому +12

      Heck yeah

    • @PythonC
      @PythonC 8 років тому

      Ne0nZombie lol

    • @juanrascon5492
      @juanrascon5492 8 років тому +4

      Lol indeed.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 8 років тому +1

      Fucking obnoxious, how can people sit through this shit?

    • @jpower1983
      @jpower1983 8 років тому +8

      Charlie1234500 Same way people sit through pewdipies crap.

  • @mikesworld6064
    @mikesworld6064 6 років тому +275

    7:56 BEST PART for me! I love the fact that Other Joe has gotten wise to Joe's rage moments and know when is the perfect time to bail! 😂

    • @octarius6306
      @octarius6306 5 років тому +15

      Good it's not staged at all

    • @dresean3725
      @dresean3725 5 років тому +34

      Oskar Dubiel it's probably not. He was streaming live during this

  • @kidthebilly7766
    @kidthebilly7766 8 років тому +511

    120 dollars for legendary deathstroke (it's on sale)

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 6 років тому +21

      3 yrs old kid spend 120 dollars on this

    • @cleegaming5666
      @cleegaming5666 6 років тому +2

      Deadshot

    • @ratchetguy6069
      @ratchetguy6069 6 років тому +4

      Wow what a bargain

    • @sinw88
      @sinw88 6 років тому +1

      KidtheBilly for 120 yiu better give me full movie outfit and full deathstrome arsenal

    • @squeguinquack2570
      @squeguinquack2570 6 років тому

      KidtheBilly It’s a deal!!!!

  • @rasheenturpin
    @rasheenturpin 8 років тому +789

    Almost all Mobile games are a rip-off. What's worse is these pieces of shit are bleeding over into console gaming. The video dislikes are probably from the employees.

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 8 років тому +13

      The good part at least is that the likes far outweigh the developers trying to protect their money sink.

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 8 років тому +3

      Ra'sheen Turpin Or from the DC fanboys

    • @Makrokosmos
      @Makrokosmos 8 років тому +2

      well it could also be that people simply dislike incoherent, rambling, rants.
      Joe used to do higher value videos.

    • @Makrokosmos
      @Makrokosmos 8 років тому +12

      *****
      o.O
      What.

    • @ALPHA90152
      @ALPHA90152 8 років тому +2

      Even though Warframe follows the free to play trend, the game does NOT have the pay walls present in mobile games these days.

  • @skitzomane3355
    @skitzomane3355 8 років тому +733

    for only $25 you can get not 1, not 2, but 0 characters! Best value am I right?.

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 8 років тому +89

      It makes buying skins in CSGO look like a fucking charity.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 років тому +5

      Its sad when you rather spend money on supply drops in COD
      For something to make one do that…..

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 8 років тому +5

      Activision, the con artists supply drops are the worst I've ever experienced. Worse than gambling and you get duplicate items constantly and you have zero chance of getting weapons.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 років тому +7

      Nick Boyle Actually, people who claimed to have done calculations say the chances are either 1% or .1%
      If its the latter, thats the same chance of finding a shiny pokemon in the wild (by accident)…just saying

    • @Kairos_Akuma
      @Kairos_Akuma 7 років тому +3

      Same in League of Legends oo'

  • @slowboi1688
    @slowboi1688 7 років тому +522

    I feel bad for people who bought dead shot for 5 dollars and thought they had him

  • @XJLuke765
    @XJLuke765 8 років тому +316

    I recently got a $25 gift card for Google Play and got Rayman Jungle Run, Lara Croft Go, Hitman Sniper, Tomb Raider 2, Scribblenauts, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and an entire fucking season of Rick and Morty.
    You spend 25 dollars in DC Legends and get literally nothing.

    • @Ponimaju
      @Ponimaju 8 років тому

      The Amazing Rayman I play Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes and have never paid because almost everything is either poor ass RNG that you can get just by grinding or doing daily activities anyway, or are so overpriced it's insane (talking more than a console game).

    • @XJLuke765
      @XJLuke765 8 років тому +1

      Ponimaju I hate the mobile games that have you pay almost 100 or more just for in-game currency or characters.
      (Looking at you, Rayman Adventures.)

    • @jamesp8677
      @jamesp8677 8 років тому

      Ponimaju

    • @XJLuke765
      @XJLuke765 8 років тому +4

      ***** Oh joy!

    • @Grasmann
      @Grasmann 8 років тому +12

      Don't spit your misinformation here!
      Of course you get something.
      Hero fragments! :D

  • @MrCombatgiraffe
    @MrCombatgiraffe 8 років тому +184

    this is highway robbery of kids who don't know what they are doing with micro transactions. wow

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 6 років тому +3

      ikr?!!its bullshit in this game 25 dollars doesnt even get you a single fucking charcter wtf?!! oh and the reviews on google playstore praising the game are probably fake

    • @user-iu8ho4gf4m
      @user-iu8ho4gf4m 6 років тому +1

      alex duffy Uhhh? No their real and this video was 3 years ago lmao

    • @israela8435
      @israela8435 6 років тому

      JOKES ON YOU so

  • @lolguy00
    @lolguy00 8 років тому +1179

    gamer will not be fooled... but casuals and baby will get into this trap

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 8 років тому +2

      lolguy00 true

    • @shadowgamer4149
      @shadowgamer4149 8 років тому +13

      Gamers* babies*

    • @EverlastGX
      @EverlastGX 8 років тому +3

      lolguy00 and girls

    • @balliswife7155
      @balliswife7155 8 років тому +32

      206 people who disliked probably already did, and they are probably the dev team.

    • @king231190
      @king231190 8 років тому +9

      Most these companies that make these games dont make money of real gamers most people will notice how scamy this is or at worse case if they get invested they buy a minimal amount of things , if they need 50 pieces of something they will buy 5 to 10 because they grinded the rest out something along those lines. They make money mostly from around 10% of the people they are called "whales" they spend absurd amount of money on games like this

  • @Tubeman244
    @Tubeman244 7 років тому +560

    It's not a mobile game, it's a money trap.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +19

      What's the difference?

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 5 років тому +1

      To quote mad max: That's bait

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 5 років тому +3

      Thats 1 of the reasons why I stopped playing video games. I knew it was coming to consoles.
      I will NEVER BUY A NEXT GEN GAMING CONSOLE...BYE BYE PS5 AND XBOXX. ITS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE...GREEDIER AND GREEDIER. No thanks...micro transactions killed video games for me.
      When I hear someone say "VIDEO GAME", I NOW THINK OF EVIL SATANIC GREED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, GREED, CHEATING, UNGODLY EXPENSIVE PIECES OF SH@T GARBAGE GAMES, MADE TO SCREW, STEAL, ROB, AN CHEAT PEOPLE OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
      VIDEO GAMES = PURE 100% EVIL!!! FUNNY HOW THEY ARE ALSO MOSTLY LIBERAL DEMOCRATS MAKING VIDEO GAMES.
      YUP Im done with gaming...micro transactions and loot boxes have put such HATRED in my blood. I cant wait for the next video game crash...or until JESUS SENDS ALL THE EVIL DEMONIC GREEDY DEVELOPERS TO HELL...so we can have back our normal video games. Only time will tell which will come first, but its kind of odd how the BIBLE IS ALL COMING TRUE ABOUT THE END TIMES.
      IN THE END TIMES EVIL, HATE, GREED, LOVE FOR ONESELF WILL SPREAD AND GROW...YUP.
      IN THE END TIMES MAN WILL BE WITH MAN, WOMAN WITH WOMAN...YUP.
      IN THE END TIMES RIGHT WILL BE WRONG AND WRONG WILL BE RIGHT....YUP CAME TRUE.
      IN THE END TIMES PEOPLE WILL LOVE LIES AND HATE THE TRUTH....YUP CAME TRUE LIBERAL LYING FAKE MSM NEWS.
      IN THE END TIMES TECHNOLOGY WILL EXPLODE...YUP. ANY FOOL CAN SEE THAT ONE. JUST LOOK BACK 100 YEARS AND HOW FAR WE HAVE COME. ITS INSANE CRAZY HOW TECHNOLOGY HAS EXPLODED.
      IN THE END TIMES CHRISTIANS WILL BE HATED AND BEHEADED...OH HELL YUP!!! ALL CHRISTIANS CAN SEE THAT ONE.
      CHRISTIANS ARE BIENG FIRED FROM THEIR JOBS CUZ WE DONT AGREE WITH GAY MARRIAGE.
      CHRISTIANS BEING ATTACKED, BLOCKED, AND BANNED OFF ALL SOCIAL MEDIA CUZ WE DONT BELIEVE THE LIES FROM THE FAKE LIBERAL DEMOCRAT PROGANDA FAKE MSM NEWS.
      CHRISTIANS ARE BEING ATTACKED IN VIDEO GAMES...DONT BELIEVE ME....
      GO PLAY...
      FAR CRY 5
      DAYS GONE
      METRO EXODUS
      OUTLAST 2
      BIOSHOCK INFINITE
      THE LAST OF US
      AND MANY MORE
      HATE HATE HATE...KILL KILL KILL
      ...THOSE EVIL RELIGIOUS BIBLE QUOTING CHRISTIAN CULT BAD GUYS IN VIDEO GAMES.
      CURSE CURSE CURSE ...USE THE GD CURSE WORD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN VIDEO GAMES SO ADULTS AND CHILDREN WILL CURSE GOD CUZ THEY WILL HEAR THE GD CURSE WORD SAID OVER A MILLION TIMES IT WILL BE BRAINWASHED INTO THEIR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.
      DONT BELIEVE ME...ALREADY SAW IT HAPPEN. GO PLAY MAFIA 3 AND DAYS GONE FOR 2 MONTH....NOW WATCH WHEN YOU GET MAD ABOUT SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE...THE VERY FIRST CURSE WORD THAT WILL.COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WILL BE THE GD CURSE WORD. FACT...I ALREADY SAW IT HAPPEN TO SOMEONE I KNOW. THE PARENTS WERE HORRIFIED. FOUND OUT HE HEARD THE GD CURSE WORD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MAFIA 3.
      FACT...EVERYTHING WE SEE, HEAR, AND DO INFLUENCES US IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM.
      SORRY LIBERAL DEMOCRATS...ITS ALREADY BEEN A PROVEN FACT MOVIES 100% INFLUENCE PEOPLE.
      So sad but the Bible also says....
      IN THE END TIMES PEOPLE WILL HEAR THE TRUTH BUT NOT LISTEN. PEOPLE WILL SEE THE TRUTH BUT NOT SEE IT.
      WHY? CUZ THEY LOVE SIN TOO MUCH. THEY LOVE VIDEO GAMES TOO MUCH...MONEY...OR POWER...OR GREED...OR ANOTHER SIN. SATAN WILL BRAINWASH THEM SO THEY WILL HATE THE TRUTH AND LOVE LIES. JUST LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS.
      AND AGAIN SADLY THE ROAD TO HELL WILL BE WIDE BUT THE ROAD TO HEAVEN WILL BE NARROW.
      WAKE UP PEOPLE....TIME IS RUNNING OUT. THE ANTI CHRIST IS COMING. TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE DEMOCRAT ANTI CHRIST COMES INTO POWER.
      GOD BLESS AND GOOD LUCK.
      JESUS LOVES YOU.
      FOR US CHRISTIANS...REJOICE...
      BE HAPPY...YAY...JUST MORE PROOF THE BIBLE IS REAL.
      JESUS IS COMING!!!!

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 5 років тому +3

      truth hurts I bet your clown ass is subscribed to a call for an uprising lol get the fuck outta here with your insanity

    • @gggfightklub8449
      @gggfightklub8449 4 роки тому

      Mi Ke plants vs zombies isn’t bad

  • @surfiken5596
    @surfiken5596 8 років тому +381

    (8:30)
    R.I.P. Headphone users.
    May your eardrums never be forgotten.

  • @rhiannonenright4458
    @rhiannonenright4458 8 років тому +162

    "This is really bad. This is like the animators were tasked with writing the game." HEY. I'm a game designer, and trust me when I say that animators would do a far better job than these fifth graders they hired.

    • @XSparksterX556
      @XSparksterX556 7 років тому

      Rhiannon DeLuna That's so cool your a video game designer. How long have you been doing that?

  • @161patox
    @161patox 7 років тому +524

    Fun fact, not only this game still exist, it has a 4.5 star rating.

    • @AnthroArcade
      @AnthroArcade 7 років тому +51

      Confirmed. Just checked it out today and it _still has that rating. What the hell._
      _Razzle Joestar_

    • @thatepicguy1592
      @thatepicguy1592 6 років тому +11

      Did they tone down the microtranactions?

    • @thatepicguy1592
      @thatepicguy1592 6 років тому +5

      Wow

    • @cant-use-my-other-name
      @cant-use-my-other-name 5 років тому +40

      @@AnthroArcade It has a subreddit. Out of morbid curiosity, I checked and found a thread where someone was considering spending $800 for a limited time character and upgrades.

    • @AnthroArcade
      @AnthroArcade 5 років тому +11

      @@cant-use-my-other-name those poor souls
      _Razzle Joestar_

  • @ssj4vegetto495
    @ssj4vegetto495 7 років тому +270

    Sad thing is these disgusting practices have spread to console gaming like a virus. Destiny 2, battlefront 2, halo 5, forza 7, and paladins are great examples of this.

    • @ssj4vegetto495
      @ssj4vegetto495 7 років тому +7

      A good thing to note is that 4 out of 5 of these games are published by activision,ea, and microsoft, who are three of the most greedy companies in gaming.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 років тому +8

      Don't forget about how EA and Activision treats their games with micro transactions.

    • @lakshgarg8858
      @lakshgarg8858 6 років тому +17

      ssj4vegetto495 paladins??
      Dude you pay 20 dollars and get all current champs and future champs plus their respective voice packs and a mount and exclusive skin. That's not expense or shady at all. Unless I'm missing something,that and grinding for gold is the only way to unlock champs. All the other microtransactions are strictly cosmetic.

    • @doesanythingmatter1326
      @doesanythingmatter1326 6 років тому +12

      ssj4vegetto495 comparing halo 5 to battlefront 2 is like comparing the flu to AIDS

    • @ThyHollowedOne
      @ThyHollowedOne 6 років тому +1

      It's a shame

  • @electronicdrift6587
    @electronicdrift6587 8 років тому +197

    This should be a new series were joe finds games that are rip offs and tares them apart

  • @rbleaks818
    @rbleaks818 8 років тому +1415

    Mobile games are the worst

    • @dlaroc
      @dlaroc 8 років тому +6

      Theres some mobile games that are actually fun. But not freemium crap. Might have to spend 2 or 3 dollars.

    • @AliAdam80
      @AliAdam80 8 років тому +2

      Old ones are good. Like modern combat 4

    • @daniellado2523
      @daniellado2523 8 років тому +3

      richard chan I completely agree. The mobile store is a joke when looking at the game section. Almost no games where you just pay once, almost all are freemium.

    • @SaerasChuu
      @SaerasChuu 8 років тому

      @En Sabah Nur TBH there is like 1 mobile game I could comfortably recommend to people for this exact reason. Infinite Loop.
      Depending on the game, I don't necessarily mind the idea of having, say, different packs for a puzzle game or something-it gives me a chance to try the game first and see if I would like it or not-but there's a limit to what I'm willing to put up with. Paying money for extra lives in a Candy Crush clone? Fuck no. Let me play the damn game.

    • @Noided88815
      @Noided88815 8 років тому

      richard chan except the trail.

  • @adamj4759
    @adamj4759 8 років тому +154

    Handful of Shit
    Pocketful of Shit
    Pile of Shit
    Crate of Shit
    Vault of Shit
    These work too well

  • @nickh7962
    @nickh7962 5 років тому +141

    "I literally just FLUSHED my money down the goddamn toilet" 😂😂😂😂

  • @inorite4553
    @inorite4553 8 років тому +341

    "No one ever went broke undererestimating the intelligence of the average American."

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew 8 років тому +7

      Inorite I'm not average T.T

    • @doommuffinz5276
      @doommuffinz5276 8 років тому +6

      Inorite hahahaha "hurrrp durrrpp *drools*"

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 7 років тому +4

      Golden quote.

    • @carlzune2910
      @carlzune2910 6 років тому +3

      Trump is the current president... makes you question the intelligence of the average American...

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 6 років тому

      Carl Zune He wasn't elected by an overwhelming majority. A lot of Americans (including me) hate him.

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 8 років тому +320

    Why the 500 or so dislikes? The outrage is justified, screw this game, it takes advantage of dumb kids, lazy parents and addicts in need of help. It's almost as bad as the not-so healthy food market.

    • @ItsVyrinn
      @ItsVyrinn 8 років тому +18

      probably the developers

    • @foodini666
      @foodini666 8 років тому +1

      mobile games can be fun if you aren't an idiot. whats the difference between buying a game for $50-60 and losing interest in a week or playing a free game and spending $5 or $10 once a month or two lol.

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 8 років тому +4

      I almost agreed with you until you became a health food protester

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 8 років тому +10

      Cuz you WILL SPEND WAY WAY MORE THAN $10 A MONTH....YOU WILL SPEND THOUSANDS. I SPENT $400 ON REAL RACING 3...
      NOW THEY JUST UPDATED THE GAME WHERE NOW THEY MADE IT EVEN HARDER AN UNPLAYABLE TO FUCK US EVEN MORE FOR MORE MONEY.....FUCK YOU REAL RACING 3....AN FUCK ALL YOU MOBILE GAMES....FUCK YOU!!!

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 8 років тому +1

      Vyrinn s You're assuming there was more than one developer.

  • @Nod_Lucario
    @Nod_Lucario 8 років тому +282

    *sigh* it's Battlefield Play4Free all over again

    • @tomcruz8615
      @tomcruz8615 8 років тому +16

      Nod Lucario I'm genuinely surprised people still remember that...

    • @rockliveheaven
      @rockliveheaven 8 років тому +12

      i do remenber that aswell back then when my pc was shit! lol it use to be my favorite pc game at the time and mainly ´cause i could run it

    • @ParasiteQueen1
      @ParasiteQueen1 8 років тому +6

      I loved BF Play4Free. I miss it!

    • @callmenorman631
      @callmenorman631 8 років тому +1

      Nod Lucario what's battlefield play for free?

    • @Senn3x
      @Senn3x 8 років тому +3

      I spent about 30$ on a Veteran mp5 in that game, and wrecked everyone i pointed that OP garbage at for about a year, till they had the galls to nerf it.

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 2 роки тому +44

    7:28-10:22 BEST PART the slow realization that AJ didn’t get a character for $5 and then the rage when he sees the 5 star rating on the game is priceless.😂

  • @LenneTyler
    @LenneTyler 8 років тому +220

    Man, what a DC-pointment....

  • @TangledLion
    @TangledLion 8 років тому +1132

    Thanks for making this vid Joe, Was thinking of checking Legends out, Now I know not to.

    • @TangledLion
      @TangledLion 8 років тому +61

      Also thanks to the people who donated so he could truly call this game out on its bull$$$$hit

    • @bkolo8198
      @bkolo8198 8 років тому +9

      TangledLion Personally I like this game I haven't spent a dollar on it and I have enjoyed playing it for a week now

    • @Demonscorpion4482
      @Demonscorpion4482 8 років тому +6

      Brandon Kolodychuk That's a good thing, nothing wrong with that. Never really have to buy into a business model for free to play gameplay to be enjoyed, at least on some level.

    • @antony185
      @antony185 8 років тому +2

      Brandon Kolodychuk Same! I havn't Purchased anything and i enjoy using it!

    • @trashsombra2793
      @trashsombra2793 8 років тому +1

      +Brandon Kolodychuk well in a way you did spend money cuz time is money

  • @gamerzeven6227
    @gamerzeven6227 8 років тому +173

    $19.99 for 13/90% of a character? That´s what i call a deal xD!

    • @1omegademon
      @1omegademon 8 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @Rhisk
      @Rhisk 8 років тому +23

      14.4% *
      13/90% doesnt make sense , do you get like 90% of sinestro? does he lack 6 fingers and an ear or something? xD
      Anyway these mobile games are fucking pure filth and an insult to gamers all around the world.

    • @ericsbuds
      @ericsbuds 8 років тому +12

      well, you could just spend the 99.99 for 25000 gems!!! AMAZING DEAL!! A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS>?!?

    • @terrorbilly1
      @terrorbilly1 8 років тому +9

      Yeah, and it's on sale......SO YOU BETTER BUY THOSE FRAGMENTS FAST! ;)

  • @mgalds1427
    @mgalds1427 7 років тому +239

    Remember when stupid cash-grabs were just on mobile games?
    yeah
    good times
    *cough* EA *cough*

  • @XeniteBlackthread
    @XeniteBlackthread 8 років тому +160

    Played this game, got a team with 3 "damage to all enemies" type powers (WondwerWoman, Synestro, Arrow) and started putting fights on auto.
    Verdict: Boring experience, bland fights, uninteresting powers/abilities and uninspired/uninspiring story.
    Do not install and if you did, do not spend a cent on this "game".

  • @EurrikkeEdward
    @EurrikkeEdward 8 років тому +540

    Those "reviewers" are either paid, or bots XD

    • @EurrikkeEdward
      @EurrikkeEdward 8 років тому +43

      if not- wtf humans, wtf.

    • @TylzorJPG
      @TylzorJPG 8 років тому +8

      wtf indeed

    • @larrymiller8138
      @larrymiller8138 8 років тому +2

      Trump? Need I say more??

    • @inorite4553
      @inorite4553 8 років тому +2

      People are stupid and reviewers are people too

    • @Daniele63
      @Daniele63 8 років тому +38

      "Hope more cool stuff comes out "

  • @Neptune8
    @Neptune8 8 років тому +126

    I love seeing angry Joe actually get angry again lol

  • @beardlessodin945
    @beardlessodin945 4 роки тому +32

    _”TEN_ out of *FIFTY!?* I spent FIVE DOLLARS for... I better be able to use him! Okay so I bought it... I bought the fuckin’ suicide OOOHHHH MY GOD Joe, get atum... get back here _right now!_ You get back here right now, I need something to hit!”
    😂 Gets me every time. I watch this like once a month.

  • @OfficialHiddentest
    @OfficialHiddentest 8 років тому +282

    He's a man not a god but the reviews are coming soon right?

    • @onek_1429
      @onek_1429 8 років тому +2

      OfficialHiddentest of course we just need to be patient

    • @boriskaraya
      @boriskaraya 8 років тому +23

      Didn't he release a review recently?

    • @boriskaraya
      @boriskaraya 8 років тому +8

      Well that's why i like Joe, he praises a game when its good and shits on it when its bad. He even give a fair shot to shitty game by going in with an open mind and finding good things about even the worst games.

    • @BossWolfHomieG
      @BossWolfHomieG 8 років тому +2

      Galaxy meh not so much, its okay its okay but injustice still seems to be the best game for DC, but it can be fun if its for you

    • @toshinokyoko2333
      @toshinokyoko2333 8 років тому

      I believe

  • @angeloluna529
    @angeloluna529 8 років тому +334

    can i get a small loan of a million dollars to get every character?

    • @ogretheberserker2618
      @ogretheberserker2618 8 років тому +37

      Still wouldn't be enough.

    • @angeloluna529
      @angeloluna529 8 років тому +1

      Dave Zoll
      well, how much then? D:

    • @alfa0i0omega
      @alfa0i0omega 8 років тому +7

      Vegeta what does the game say about the price of that character?
      It's over 9000$!!!!!!!
      Sry had to do it :)

    • @angeloluna529
      @angeloluna529 8 років тому +1

      alfa0i0omega
      K

    • @zoiuduu
      @zoiuduu 8 років тому

      u know 9000 is a error of translation rigth? nappa says over 8000

  • @person4169
    @person4169 8 років тому +327

    Rainbow Six siege costs $19.99! Why the fuck would someone waste money on this?!

    • @dimitrisdannilos2467
      @dimitrisdannilos2467 8 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @akhbarzullah
      @akhbarzullah 8 років тому +16

      Joey Slávik Welcome to the mobile gaming world my friend. 😂

    • @strai8665
      @strai8665 8 років тому +8

      There's so much wrong with this that its just ridiculous. First off, Siege is 50 dollars, not 20. Second off, its a godawful game that nobody should buy ever. Even if it wasn't, they're like exact opposites in genre, so that alone is enough reason to play one or the other. Then, to top it all off, Siege sells its characters for real money, and hats for even more real money, so its in no way better than this in the scam department, if anything, its even worse, because its full price up front, and then has micro-transactions, while this game is at least free to play.

    • @person4169
      @person4169 8 років тому +1

      Straiz I'm talking about value here. And RSS was for sale at the time.

    • @ourlasthope9593
      @ourlasthope9593 8 років тому +4

      Straiz You dont need real money for siege characters?

  • @rojostefas
    @rojostefas 7 років тому +208

    Vertigo is a god

  • @DolphinMayhem69
    @DolphinMayhem69 8 років тому +250

    Who else watches the video not because of the content, but because they wanna see Joe rant?

  • @holdthemayo7836
    @holdthemayo7836 7 років тому +97

    1000 dislikes from people who apparently think the game rocks.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 років тому +8

      That's probably how much money they spent on it too and probably STILL didn't get a character.

  • @SECTOMr
    @SECTOMr 8 років тому +512

    Trump will fix mobile gaming. Make mobile gaming great again.

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 8 років тому

      so funny.

    • @edendf5037
      @edendf5037 8 років тому

      johnJG421 Gaming has been pretty good lately imo

    • @trubblegum5787
      @trubblegum5787 8 років тому +26

      Shohrat Kamalove he's gonna build a wall around mobile games

    • @SECTOMr
      @SECTOMr 8 років тому

      ***** Here have some member berries.

    • @IsaacCoverstone
      @IsaacCoverstone 8 років тому

      Liverbird hearthstone is still good.

  • @VERsingthegamez
    @VERsingthegamez 7 років тому +36

    17:52 my reaction to GTA 5 nodding becoming illegal.

  • @mastervidxad5883
    @mastervidxad5883 8 років тому +494

    Well, microtransactions are making its way to consoles/PC. Gaming is fucked.

    • @anthonyv4116
      @anthonyv4116 8 років тому +14

      Master Vidxad 58 well cod and Fifa already have that sadly

    • @jollyfoal4566
      @jollyfoal4566 8 років тому +28

      Phantasmical hello?
      Hearthstone , heroes of the storm, and overwatch have micro transactions(I don't know about the others)

    • @callmenorman631
      @callmenorman631 8 років тому

      Master Vidxad 58 buy this amazing dragon bone armor for your skyrim play through only 5 dollars. *gives 5 dollars. Ok you just unlocked 1 part outa ur dragon armor. *me the fuck how many do I need. *bethesda. 254 more. Me*. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. and if your confused. I didn't just climax

    • @Bigboss11C
      @Bigboss11C 8 років тому +12

      +Phantasmical Fuck Blizzard they are already a piece of shit

    • @WirlWind494
      @WirlWind494 8 років тому +4

      They already have them. And people buy them...
      Why WoW needed a fucking store, I'll never know. You can basically buy gold with real money now too.

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 8 років тому +29

    with $25, you can get Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 at the PlayStation Store right now...

  • @eli95fo40
    @eli95fo40 8 років тому +107

    In DBZ Dokkan, you can spend tons of money, and still get fucked.

    • @fatherpein1281
      @fatherpein1281 8 років тому +4

      Elijah Rigg-Perez rate ups and guranteed ssr rates are your friends

    • @kemix1006
      @kemix1006 8 років тому +2

      Thing is, the game's high-end content from what I heard? Based around the fucking strongest characters in the game. You can't be a non-paying player, you are forced to whale for just getting through content.

    • @ZDH513
      @ZDH513 8 років тому

      well most people just reroll for the best start granted not a lot of people have time but when people reroll for vegito or gogeta they are kinda locked in to breeze through everything even with a mediocre team

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 8 років тому +2

      not for the EU/US Versions. They lowered the chances to get SSR's but in the Japanese Version it's still higher.
      And with every Update the are fucking up the game even more. Dokkan Events are almost impossible to complete, even normal Events on Z-Hard are completely unbalanced. On Events the enemies have a ridiculous ammount of defense, HP and deal 40K damage without even using Supermoves. I had a max UR team that counters the enemies colors and still get 15k to 17k damage per hit.
      The World Tournament is infested with cheaters. 3 hours after the tournament starts, there are people on the top10 already with over 3 Million points. How is that even possible?

    • @dariel299
      @dariel299 8 років тому +1

      Dont complain....Rates are the same it depends whether your bless by RnG or not...It is one of the most f2p games if u used ur brains, some got better luck on JP some on Global
      1)no one forces u to buy the gems...u made that choice yourself...
      2)Now they have 3X EXP for all stages, and Confirmed SSR banners ...
      3)fucking hate whiners who never endured grind when Dokkan was harder...then complain when they made the game so much better...U get gems from completing stages and a Shenron wish literally gives u gems as well
      4)BTW Reroll if u think u got bad starters..its a no brainer...people can still complete dokkan events without god cards...your just too lazy to think or even check reddit or youtube for strategies..or got too much cash in hand lol
      5)its not EU/US versions...its Global...dont rant for no reason..Some reroll and got all 3 god Cards so its possible if u try..no try no show

  • @legendfrog0416
    @legendfrog0416 Рік тому +42

    I come back to this video every so often. It never fails to make me laugh

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 7 років тому +48

    "FIVE STARS!?!?!?!"
    Well I... suppose I chose a terrible time to wear my earbuds.

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 роки тому +5

      In an angry joe video, getting your ears bursted Is part of the experience.

  • @AdmiralBison
    @AdmiralBison 8 років тому +133

    "FREE" is the most expensive way to play.
    That's why I avoid them like the plague no matter the platform and pick only the cream of the crop that is paid games.
    Final Fantasy, GTA, and many well known series and other console/PC class games on mobile I get.
    Let the casuals take the brunt of feeding greedy devs/publishers who exploit OCD. I don't believe for a second they can't afford to release full paid games.
    For those who think this is mobile gaming and it's shit, you are partly right, BUT this is something that is noticeably growing on PC and Consoles as well.

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 8 років тому +13

      There are a few got d free to play games out there, like Team Fortress 2

    • @felixbrodeur-perry8464
      @felixbrodeur-perry8464 8 років тому +13

      Warframe is free and awesome

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 8 років тому +3

      So if DC legends and the like start appearing on consoles then free CONSOLE games the most atrocious?
      Again this diverting from the real culprit which the nickel and dime model of F2P/Freemium. It's not the platform.

    • @marcossonicracer
      @marcossonicracer 8 років тому +1

      Play PSO2 and use the Tweaker to make the game english. it is the Epitomy of Free to play done right (Cash stuff is 99% cosmetic and even then you can get it enough with Effort... 4 weeks tops playing 1~2 hours per day, if you're really onto something super expensive).

    • @Shinigami-hy7pr
      @Shinigami-hy7pr 8 років тому +1

      Warframe is the best f2p game i think cause i never spent a dime in it (except the premium skins :-p) and i have pretty much everything in the game.That's what f2p is supposed to be,not 25 fucking dollars for a single character!

  • @eugeneshek1976
    @eugeneshek1976 8 років тому +47

    Mobile gaming industry is shit. This is the truest truth. There are such greedy devs in some cases

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE
    @Str4t0sPh3rE 5 років тому +19

    Hahaha. If only AJ knew how many thousands of dollars people spend on Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes a month to unlock characters, the 2 games are practically the same.

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects 3 роки тому

      Star Wars compared to DC is like comparing Spider-Man to Doctor Strange.
      Spidey fills in seats, Strange maybe cool but nobody goes out of their way to see him.

  • @gritzxtv4462
    @gritzxtv4462 8 років тому +390

    marvel future fight is better

    • @dylanmcgoff1751
      @dylanmcgoff1751 8 років тому +8

      Theroys GodPower I agree you got a sub

    • @gritzxtv4462
      @gritzxtv4462 8 років тому +1

      Very much so great game I stay on it lol

    • @jaycepollard6497
      @jaycepollard6497 8 років тому +7

      The original Avengers Alliance was probably my favorite mobile game. All the game since then just seem to downgrade especially with the new graphical design Marvel and DC seemingly can't get enough of.

    • @Ryancamron3342
      @Ryancamron3342 8 років тому +10

      Theroys GodPower no it's not lmao all mobile games are shit

    • @gritzxtv4462
      @gritzxtv4462 8 років тому +8

      Ryan lol I mean a lot of games are trash but future fight is good

  • @bigbowss9817
    @bigbowss9817 8 років тому +56

    I bought the Mass Effect trilogy collectors edition (with extended cut ending and some DLC pre-installed) for 25$ CAN and you dont even get a single character in this shitty game for just as much money lmao XD
    Fuck mobile gaming (and this crap is slowly infecting console games aswell :/)

    • @Daniele63
      @Daniele63 8 років тому

      thats ridiculous

    • @ssj4vegetto495
      @ssj4vegetto495 7 років тому +1

      It already has. Just look at battlefront 2, destiny 2, and halo 5

  • @Shockeye00
    @Shockeye00 8 років тому +83

    I lost it at Joe's reaction at 4:50. That made my day. ROFL

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +25

      How about 7:09 and 8:30 and 17:53 ?
      :DD

  • @artofnocula
    @artofnocula 5 років тому +14

    [Meanwhile in heaven]
    TotalBiscuit: Jesus, can you let me down for a day so I can make a video about this bollocks?

  • @julianham6133
    @julianham6133 8 років тому +103

    lmao joe blood pressure on 10

    • @PB-gy9ru
      @PB-gy9ru 8 років тому +12

      Julian Ham More like Over 9 THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mariomario7379
      @mariomario7379 8 років тому +2

      Julian Ham 9000!?

    • @C-R-l-M-S-O-N
      @C-R-l-M-S-O-N 8 років тому +1

      200/190 lol

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 8 років тому +1

      "Over a million."

  • @JoveJoved
    @JoveJoved 8 років тому +71

    So, he buys into micro-transactions before he learns how the game's rewards and unlocking system works and gets upset.
    Christ, Joe.

    • @outlawstar9947
      @outlawstar9947 8 років тому +1

      Jove Joved Just like when Joe had his Twitch steam meltdown, where he said he better not be deported. That's not how being a U.S. citizen works.

    • @Durzaka
      @Durzaka 8 років тому +2

      You do know that a majority of the games like this don't even give you the option of picking what character you want? And that you instead spend hundreds of dollars buying "summons" that have a random chance to give you a character.
      I dont know how the games unlocks work, but a microtransaction system that lets you buy 10/50 sounds like its meant to help you complete a hero you are going for, not necessarily buy them out right.
      Is it still disgusting? Yes.
      Is it the worst ive seen in a mobile game? Fuck no, not even close.

    • @the_blue_flash
      @the_blue_flash 8 років тому

      Jay Tumacder ever heard about the Cambodian deportees before? A huge minority compared to Mexicans, but the same situation might apply in the future. Maybe.

    • @outlawstar9947
      @outlawstar9947 8 років тому +1

      The Blue Flash No I have not. Thank you I'll go read about it.

    • @the_blue_flash
      @the_blue_flash 8 років тому

      Jay Tumacder it's quite interesting, especially how the U.S. is paying Cambodia to take them in, only to be left without any direction in a land completely unknown to them. Keep in mind most, if not all, of these "Cambodians" are natural-born citizens.

  • @nomorepartiezz
    @nomorepartiezz 8 років тому +40

    fucking skyrim special edition and gta v are 25$ for black friday

    • @nomorepartiezz
      @nomorepartiezz 8 років тому

      the reason these games are successful is because it depends on five year olds who use their parents ipads and use all of the money on their parent's iTunes account

    • @TweakMalik
      @TweakMalik 8 років тому +4

      Deathpool Well im 12 and i decided to buy skyrim this year since i heard it was a good game. Turns out it was a thousand times better to buy an amazing game full of interesting content and different scenarios is better than spending $25 for a game that you will stop playing after a few days.

    • @nomorepartiezz
      @nomorepartiezz 8 років тому +2

      MnM skyrim is great!

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 5 років тому +50

    Angry Joe isn’t the protector we deserve, but he’s the one we need.

  • @DracoMonge
    @DracoMonge 8 років тому +122

    What mobile game is NOT a rip-off?

    • @NameForMyChannel
      @NameForMyChannel 8 років тому +27

      Lucas Siqueira Brave Frontier, Summoners War, Zenonia 4, Infinity Blade 2 (iPhone exclusive).
      There are a few others, just can't remember off the top of my head.

    • @mexicangoose6461
      @mexicangoose6461 8 років тому

      Ridiculous Fishing

    • @skinnymulligan5210
      @skinnymulligan5210 8 років тому +5

      Lucas Siqueira fallout shelter is a really good one

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 8 років тому +2

      Lucas Siqueira Iron Maiden's game was pretty good

    • @Jp_Capybara77
      @Jp_Capybara77 8 років тому

      Summoners War is good

  • @StoogesFan
    @StoogesFan 8 років тому +139

    I think we know what will be the worst game of 2016

    • @DetarakoRax
      @DetarakoRax 8 років тому +6

      StoogesFan ikr?! NO MANS SKY IS BETTER THAN THAT!

    • @ZedEff420
      @ZedEff420 8 років тому +1

      no

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 8 років тому +28

      No man's sky is actually a game.
      This isn't.

    • @josealcala7765
      @josealcala7765 8 років тому +1

      What about umbrella corps? that game was clunky as shut

    • @josealcala7765
      @josealcala7765 8 років тому

      shit**

  • @AAIIGI92
    @AAIIGI92 8 років тому +43

    Haven't seen this kind of ranting of microtransactions since Star Trek Trexels. XD

    • @hunthughes
      @hunthughes 8 років тому

      I wouldn't be surprised if they just used DC Legends as a mask for Star Trek Trexels 2. I AM surprised that he didn't mention that game once.

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 8 років тому

      Hunter Hughes cause that was 3 years ago

    • @hunthughes
      @hunthughes 8 років тому

      Arvin Nassiri THAT notwithstanding is what I meant by that.

  • @xxxxz4862
    @xxxxz4862 Рік тому +13

    THIS GAME IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. I AM SO HAPPY.

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 9 місяців тому +2

      You can say it went outta goddamn business as Joe would say.

    • @w12266
      @w12266 4 місяці тому

      Probably DC too cuz they made tons of cash with this

  • @adampezo4637
    @adampezo4637 8 років тому +15

    Since when did gaming turn into gambling this is fucking disgusting

    • @legendarylegend7529
      @legendarylegend7529 7 років тому

      Adam Pezo gambling games

    • @holyflame2
      @holyflame2 7 років тому

      Adam Pezo This isn't even gambling, this is straight up stealing.
      Like Corporate Joe said, "Fuck you give me MONEY!"

    • @holyflame2
      @holyflame2 7 років тому

      Adam Pezo This isn't even gambling, this is straight up stealing.
      Like Corporate Joe said, "Fuck you give me MONEY!"

    • @holyflame2
      @holyflame2 7 років тому

      This isn't even gambling, this is straight up stealing.
      Like Corporate Joe said, "Fuck you give me MONEY!"

  • @rddragonman
    @rddragonman 8 років тому +62

    I don't get the joke about pulling doomsday's pin. pls explain.

    • @jtbSen
      @jtbSen 8 років тому +40

      ryan davis I don't think anyone gets it lol

    • @rddragonman
      @rddragonman 8 років тому +19

      Merxenary ok, just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something.

    • @rddragonman
      @rddragonman 8 років тому +4

      And they just told it in the worst way possible I suppose.

    • @vickramaditya2772
      @vickramaditya2772 8 років тому +4

      Chris00Stans lol doomsday is a character in DC comics you seen him in batman v superman the ugly cave troll looking monster who kills superman,they are saying that if doomsday strikes again they will kick his ass

    • @FrenziedMadness25
      @FrenziedMadness25 8 років тому +16

      Chris00Stans you got it. She's saying if the Manhunters get out of hand, the heroes n villains will unleash Doomsday on them and he would (supposedly) make short work of them.

  • @Cuteness_overload-g3g
    @Cuteness_overload-g3g 3 роки тому +10

    Loot boxes are often deceptive. The best prize often has a .001 drop rate, but they can rig it for thier streamers

  • @radioactiverat8751
    @radioactiverat8751 6 років тому +18

    *FIVE STARS?!?!*
    That voice crack tho

  • @chrreecherry9457
    @chrreecherry9457 8 років тому +109

    This is starting to get criminal. Shit like this should be made illegal! This has nothing to do with gaming but with making money as hard as they can! Who in their right mind would spend so much money on worthless shit like that? To me mobile gaming is a no go until they stop their greedy ways!

    • @gotohellfast1986
      @gotohellfast1986 8 років тому

      Chrree Cherry i understand the feeling, like with injustice, the dlc (if its important to you) cost as much as the game itself. unless you can buy the season pass, which i couldnt. i spent 120 dollars on a 60 dollar game. i bitched about it on here, and a guy made me hip to something, the creators and developers have to pay for it somehow, not including the production, staffing, producing the game to be played, beta testing. it all goes somewhere. im not saying that its not a cash grab, but i am saying that everyone needs paid

    • @gotohellfast1986
      @gotohellfast1986 8 років тому +3

      Chrree Cherry like joe always says as corporate commander, "fuck you, give me money"

    • @chrreecherry9457
      @chrreecherry9457 8 років тому +3

      andrew pendragon
      Sure but I doubt a mobile game like that has such high production costs. Especially when every other mobile game has cheap micro transactions. This games "micro" transactions are just ridiculus. No way it is necessary that one character costs you 25-50$. Here it is just greed and I think paywalls and extreme prices should be illegal.

    • @joeandeli2248
      @joeandeli2248 8 років тому

      thats captialism, if u dont like it, dont buy it and the supply and demand system will do the resr. making it illegal would basically demolish any competition and make the consumer obsolete

    • @SavageGamerCA
      @SavageGamerCA 8 років тому +3

      Crazy that their are people that would dump thousands of dollars into a free to play game.

  • @ian2714
    @ian2714 8 років тому +10

    Funny how this is pretty cheap compared to some other games, like Unlimited Ninja or Bleach Online where characters range from $50 to $1,500, with most top level characters being in the $1,000-$1,500 range lmao. IE 20,000 Gold cost $500 and characters range from 2,800-60,000.

    • @magneto9210
      @magneto9210 8 років тому

      Brought to you by LexCorp!

    • @mergele1000
      @mergele1000 8 років тому

      I'll just take a guess that those 1.5k$ characters are just for marketing and might not even be completly programmed. Noones gonna buy them anyways so no need to make them work, right?

    • @shouta1255
      @shouta1255 8 років тому

      It's raw luck to get characters in Japanese mobile games. So sometimes you can get them without spending a cent or it may take ridiculous amounts if you're unlucky. It's still preferable to this shit if you ask me, lol.

    • @johndillinger8064
      @johndillinger8064 8 років тому +1

      I've already spent over 2000 on world of tanks over the past 3 years and that' not even a mobile game, pretty scary I say.

    • @netherdrake9813
      @netherdrake9813 8 років тому +1

      John Dillinger Wtf? Send me 60 bucks out of those 2000 so i can buy a full ps4 game lol

  • @HunterGaming-hp3ko
    @HunterGaming-hp3ko 6 років тому +69

    The scam is still going😂

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 7 років тому +22

    Yep..I'm, tooooootaly sure those perfect 5 star ratings tooooootaly arn't the devs...
    such subtly and grace they have..

  • @oghomelesskid
    @oghomelesskid 8 років тому +591

    I can't breath😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MidasCrisis
    @MidasCrisis 8 років тому +104

    YES, THE ANGER SHALL RISE

    • @Nod_Lucario
      @Nod_Lucario 8 років тому +33

      Let the hate flow through you

    • @Mistsuck09
      @Mistsuck09 8 років тому +2

      Nod Lucario
      Do it!

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 років тому +1

      Mick Ortega *Dookoo looks shocked*

  • @KuraMad2000
    @KuraMad2000 8 років тому +34

    I am 100% convinced warner brothers has hired a large dedicated team or have a clause in their contracts and a nondisclosure agreement that all their employees must go onto social media and give their games/movies/everything high reviews to skew opinion. It would explain why suicide squad keeps getting disproportionately raving reviews and why this game has so many 5 star reviews.

    • @WiiSage
      @WiiSage 8 років тому +1

      yeah ive been playing it for 2 months and i have 85/96 characters and im a free player

    • @ghb323
      @ghb323 8 років тому

      KuraMad2000 I agree. Like digital homocide, the fake reviews are by the content maker themselves (seller), not by the consumer. Hope in the future that this is considered false advertising.

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 7 років тому

      KuraMad2000 Plenty of companies make their employees give them good reviews. Plenty of companies do it and have been caught doing it. Probably to most famous was the PSP shame which had a site entire forums comprised of Sony employees saying how much they loved their PSP and failed to mention they got their salary from Sony.

  • @kai9755
    @kai9755 7 років тому +21

    7:58 other joe knows there's another rant coming xD

  • @Shavinderyt
    @Shavinderyt 8 років тому +18

    Hm, all of the reviews were posted on November 2....

  • @Atrumoris
    @Atrumoris 8 років тому +29

    Could someone please do the math on how much money would you need to unlock absolutely everything in this... ''game''.

    • @thesaturdaytechchannelwith553
      @thesaturdaytechchannelwith553 8 років тому +11

      In game it has an option to unlock how much you would spend if you were to unlock everything, however... it's also behind a paywall,

    • @TheTha411
      @TheTha411 8 років тому +1

      Atrumoris

    • @kylixion_6359
      @kylixion_6359 8 років тому +2

      Atrumoris ok, I'll do the math :D. Hold on, it's gonna. Take me a second

    • @y2kplus9
      @y2kplus9 8 років тому +3

      I think it's safe to say that it would be *a lot*. Especially because what if it's random and spaces out your progress, as Joe suspects?

    • @Tk-sh3bf
      @Tk-sh3bf 8 років тому +24

      Atrumoris a small loan of a million dollars.

  • @POVgames
    @POVgames 8 років тому +22

    everyone should go download it and rate it what it deserves.
    if you agree please thumbs up

  • @pompilyuspower555
    @pompilyuspower555 7 років тому +12

    EA are like "This money grab is brilliant" that's how bad it is.

  • @salom902
    @salom902 8 років тому +42

    Now we wait for free mobile EA games its going to be real bad.

    • @jpower1983
      @jpower1983 8 років тому +1

      Madden...

    • @tyv1383
      @tyv1383 8 років тому +4

      star wars: galaxy of heroes

    • @FixingTheInternet
      @FixingTheInternet 8 років тому +3

      This. I've never seen a game as well designed to profit from peoples impatience as SWGOH. Some characters take like 6 months straight of repetitive game play to unlock, but for and easy 50 get it now!

  • @pandaplayshd5780
    @pandaplayshd5780 8 років тому +49

    How can people dislike a video that is telling you the truth! Fuck this game

    • @ミヤビBi
      @ミヤビBi 7 років тому +5

      *Those dislikes are probably the developers.*

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 6 років тому +1

      Dumb 3 yrs olds

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 6 років тому

      I played this game after watching the review, and I agree with every word he says!

    • @user-iu8ho4gf4m
      @user-iu8ho4gf4m 6 років тому +1

      It's a good game when you heck and don't have to pay for anything lol

  • @thedarthdogdog2709
    @thedarthdogdog2709 7 років тому +75

    Feel sorry for other Joe he's verry scared

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 років тому +2

      He's very easy going and AJ is extremely high strung so when he flips out I think by now it probably doesn't even notice it lol.

  • @scottwinfrey8250
    @scottwinfrey8250 3 роки тому +6

    90 fragments for a ONE STAR character. Two star probably takes 150 then 250 then 500 then 1000 fragments for full upgrade. Getting every character maxed out would cost more than my gaming pc.

  • @calebgoldman2398
    @calebgoldman2398 3 роки тому +12

    8:30
    My exact reaction when Raid Shadow Legend gets five stars.

  • @badaboom8843
    @badaboom8843 3 роки тому +7

    And the sad part is that you're aware of it being bad but human nature almost is uncontrollable when it comes to gambling.

  • @MultiTerminator85
    @MultiTerminator85 8 років тому +11

    "Do you want to buy a pile o' shit?"
    He's right you know.

  • @g4mery899
    @g4mery899 4 роки тому +8

    "Sale ends in 10 days." So, 10 days for you to beg and irritate your parents to give you $25 to buy some coded animations from us. Now, that's a real challenge.