Bill Burr - Who Knew I Was Not The Father?

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  • Опубліковано 26 лют 2012
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  • @mitchmcguishlin835
    @mitchmcguishlin835 8 років тому +447

    They should give paternity tests automatically 'prior' to having men signing birth certificates.

  • @aaroncalgary
    @aaroncalgary 10 років тому +54

    Never, never get married. Bad deal.

  • @doshinall
    @doshinall 8 років тому +102

    This is a horrific story indeed. I wonder if the court ruled in his favor. If I was the judge, I sure would. It's all about accountability, people. Whether you are a man, woman, black, white and all the other labels you use to differentiate yourself from others. OWN UP to the s**t you do in this life. Have some freaking integrity.

  • @YouGotPwn3D69
    @YouGotPwn3D69 10 років тому +24

    "sticking their heads in the glove box, trying to see if you can get it all the way closed." god did i laugh

  • @AletheAce
    @AletheAce 7 років тому +24

    If she has nothing to hide, what's the problem with paternity tests? I don't get it...

  • @MsWabbajacker
    @MsWabbajacker 8 років тому +24

    something similar happened to my bf friend. years ago, he was dating this chick, the chick wasn't right for him. my bf said he sensed she was with him because his family is rich and he was working in a job that will set him up, well, in the future. anyway he decided to end it with her and they banged for the last time at the same day. couple of months later she contacted him saying she is pregnant with his child. he asked if she was sure and she said the baby is X weeks old and she hasn't been with anyone else. so then he was like shit i have to marry this gal and be a father. now i dunno if he already proposed to her or not at this point but his aunt said she wanted the baby tested (dna) after hearing the news (she is rich and always skeptical when it comes to money). the pregnant girl refused at the start but was then convinced to taking it. well it turns out the baby was not his, the age of the baby inside of her was right, it was conceived the day the friend banged her and he confessed to doing it raw. but after they had sex she went out and found a guy to have sex with and creamed inside her so she can fall pregnant. this is why I always told my brothers to be careful all the time.

  • @0Praetor0
    @0Praetor0 8 років тому +25

    This guy should claim all his child support money back from the mother or father of the child with interest, as well as compensation for his effort and time he put into raising the child

  • @brendendielman3150
    @brendendielman3150 5 років тому +3

    I sat here with a pair of pliers using it like a puppet while bill talked . Is this really what my life has become?

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 8 років тому +40

    That laugh. Every time.

  • @johnhanselman6371
    @johnhanselman6371 8 років тому +38

    Elect Bill Burr for President

  • @74seva
    @74seva 10 років тому +103

    "You gotta be shitting me labs, Colorado"

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 5 років тому +27

    My buddy's ex pulled that shit on another guy. They split up, she was apparently pregnant unbeknownst to my buddy, and she immediately goes and hooks up with another guy, enters a relationship, "I'm pregnant!" and the guy marries her. She tells my buddy, who lives in another part of the country at this point, that's it's not his and to leave her alone. So he takes her word for it and he does. Then the kid grows up and by age 5 or 6 the kid looks EXACTLY like my buddy. It looks like the kid took none of his mother's DNA (who is a different race, by the way). He looks so much like my friend that when he gets to high school, I could go hang out with him and think that I'm back in high school hanging with my buddy.

  • @SoulessNinja
    @SoulessNinja 7 років тому +27

    You gotta be shitting me labs.

  • @BruceWayne-mb4hk
    @BruceWayne-mb4hk 8 років тому +112

    Paying child support to a biologically intact family. 18 years a slave.

  • @MetalBacon64
    @MetalBacon64 8 років тому +11

    "Tryin to see if you get it all the way closed." LMAO!

  • @frarfarf
    @frarfarf 10 років тому +7

    'foreign spackle between the gams' fuckin hell Bill cracks me up

  • @AngelPerez-tf4te
    @AngelPerez-tf4te 8 років тому +43

    Raising another mans child is ridiculous rofl.

  • @GreatGarloo
    @GreatGarloo 9 років тому +223

    Who knew you weren't the father? Try: ALL of her friends, her co-workers, her mom, your mom (surprise!), the guy she was screwing and just about everybody else.

  • @iTsStEpHyyyy
    @iTsStEpHyyyy 6 років тому +11

    bill giving Britney her props?...I like it!

  • @CAPSrule8888
    @CAPSrule8888 8 років тому +7

    Foreign spackle.... Bill you're a fucking genius