Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill & Nia: Attacked in Times Square
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- Опубліковано 13 сер 2020
- Nia joins Bill to recount the story of when she was assaulted and battered (or battered and assaulted) in Times Square.
From 7-26-2019
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I used to think Nia met the minimum shit talking requirements for Bill, now I realize Bill meets the minimum shit talking requirements for Nia.
🤣
Love when Nia joins the show.
She has an Opie-level skill set of derailing more talented people's great stories with a bunch of nonsense.
@@och70 lol great analogy actually
She was annoying the first few times. I'm glad they decided to shelf Angry SJW Nia.
Nia is perfect for Bill. She has the temperament to deal with Bill. Lol!
Keyboard warriors on here give her shit but she is funny as fuck and I love how these two rip each other 👍
Not so funny, maybe a straight man to Bill, much preferred the unmarried Bill who used to slam women and marriage.
@@Nedula007 yeah no. Enough with that catchphrase
@@ppumpkin3282 commedians are often at their funniest when their personal lives are more hectic
@@jDiddyi yeah? No? Make up your mind 😃
The chemistry between these two is so refreshing. I love listening to them laughing,breaking each other's balls
Do you?
@@peterpratsch7223 Boo
They’re made for each other.
they remind me of George Costanzas parents!!!
Yeah im sad now and happy for him 😂
Bill continuously circling back to the "back in my day" joke to piss of nia is comedy gold
Clearly a childhood skill.
The taxi driver reference killed me
lmfaooooooo Nia is hilarious, I love the dynamic between Bill and Nia hahaha
I gotta give her credit for nailing the peanut m&m voice.
she started describing the Christmas M&M commercial...and it started playing in sync with her revision.
i could picture the whole thing lol
@@killwalker thats exactly what just happened to me 😂😂
Does the m&m ad really subtly imply Santa Claus not being real on something mostly geared towards children? It wouldn't surprise me if it does.
Lmao t
She did do that
4:14 Nias impression of the yellow m&m has me dead.
no seriously 😂 shit killed me
Nia was attacked in Times Square & they’re arguing over the M & M store! Wha? 🙃
Like me, 'Ol Billy booze-nutz is really easily sidetracked. 😑
@@AngryTurds well that makes you and bill practically twins
Way to make it about yourself douche
@@ojpistorius6369 you okay hun
@@Drenwickification ya im good how are you babe
@@ojpistorius6369 not too bad thanks
You just seemed very angry that day. Glad things are better now :)
Nia is the butter to your bread for real Bill, lol! Love listening to you two together!! "Give Starsky a little Hutch" had me dying!! 😂😂
absolutely she definitely knows how to get him going which is likely why he married her. great couple
"And I landed ya, ol'Billy grizzle nuts,somehow runed you down caught you sleeping at the watering hole there in the Serengeti,I pulled you in the deep watah."
I couldn't stop laughing at this. 😂
Μπιλ Μπερ μόοονννοο
@@goddamncynicw5906 τεράστιος ο Βασίλης ο Μπερ
😂
I can't get enough of this poetry
"How bout givin Starsky a lil Hutch ova hea"
Sounds like something Theo Von would say.
Sounds like something Wolfgang would say.
I love how when Nia asked Bill if she was crazy and Bill said yeah she just says “ oh ok”
That's how people should be
Bill and Nia both have ADHD, and even when something interesting/traumatic is happening in their lifes we will never hear the full story because they'll always change the subject.
Nia is funny as hell "what's up with the 5 buttons up top. You look like a Florida DJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Billy Tort Law teachin' us the difference between assault and battery!
I love listening to their banter...she's so funny.
@Golden KnightI'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're not a fan ...?
@Golden Knight who asked you to give an example of insufferable? NOBODY...that's who. It was a good one but completely superfluous...
Disagree
Caught you sleeping at the watering hole in the Serengeti lmaooooooo
Bill is acting like he was in the warriors .. fights through the city to get home
Niaaaaa, come out N playyyyyyy lol
If he was in it, it might have been watchable
Crybaby Pepper taster yea that movie is the worst .. Anytime I hear someone say thats a good move i want to slap them
He's a tossa
@@dayra6425 It's stupid, but it's still fun to watch.
In my mind I am seeing that while Nia was getting attacked, Bill was telling the girl who was attacking her a twenty minute story about how New Yak has changed since he came there and freakin M&Ms have taken over Times Square!
Lolol gold
Fantastic! Love Nia making Bill chuckle - brilliant combo and Nia needs to be on the pods more often right now. I know she's busy with the 2 baby BB's but Bill sparkles when she's on 🥰💗 love to them both!
Gross
Nia sucks
I'm fairly sure she treats him well u guys are beta males that have never had a gf
@@BurningUp99 It has nothing to do with whether she treats him well, her opinions and politics are just emotion based, therefore she sucks. Also how would you know she's a good person? You don't live with them lol.
I like her but he's funnier when she's not there
I'M 8 MINUTES INTO THIS AND WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE FUCKING STORY hahahahaha love it.
My wife always point out that I'm ten years older and I tell her that is not how I look at it. My perspective is that the year I dropped out of high school, she was in kindergarten. Perspective is everything in life. Always remember...everything smells different to a midget on an elevator.
Good one 😀😃😄
Hwat
lmao
Jo Mama my girl and I are grave robbers. I found that offensive
Bill, I'm gettin' old. I found myself gettin' mad at you for not telling the attack story and going on huge tangents. I then stopped to smell the roses and have my medical cannabis and you guys rock. 2020 is gettin' me tense. Love your work- you are one of the funniest guys on the planet. Nia- You are pretty cool too.
Preach, brother
Here here 👏
Not bill. Bill is only on spotify
This is hands down the funniest NiaBill episode ever. Maybe because I lived two blocks away from the M&M store for 20 years and feel Bill’s pain, or because my wife and kids are so sick of me pinning away for the “good ol days” as I bring up that damn store with such vitriol every time too, or because I’ve “rescued” my wife from several street lunatic assaults over the years or it’s just because their symbiotic functioning bickering is the template for the modern relationship...I dunno. This made my year.
bill pretty damn mad about those m&ms
*STORY STARTS AT **10:00**.*
You are a good person 👍
Thank you.
Why would you want to skip on bill burr
That got to be the dumbest thing to do
👍🏽
@Jstain - The irony here is that Bill would be the 1st to admit that *nobody* wants to listen to a married couple bicker-in-circles.
That staten island moustache on the ginger m&m hahahahhaa
Nia had me cracking up
I understand Monty python now. “GET ON WITH IT!”
bill burr could play the steve douglas character in a remake of falling down.
Would be perfect
This needs to happen!!!!
@@steveotatooed i realized that it was michael douglas now. I'll show myself out
@@kirkvanek1368 😁
Of course it would be a comedy
"Don't ever say Plushy again" LMFAO! God I Love you Mr. Burr! hahaha..
Nia is killin' it in this one. Clowning Bill for his views on M&M's 😂
Hahahaha. Loving their back and forth banter!
And may I say, Nia has a most wonderful quality voice.
Vocal fry in ever word
@@bucknasty176 What is vocal fry ?
@@michaelanzelino5068 you're already on youtube... just type vocal fry in the search bar homie
@@mankypancakes I had no idea about Vocal fry. I didn't realize that it was a real thing. Good looking out, Homie.
Meanwhile, Bill's friend went off and got a hot dog. The smartest one of the bunch.
Ol' Billy Grizzled Nuts.....that is amazing.
He said the M&M's store thing on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert lol
That was his worst Ol Freckles interview out there I think. Literally no chemistry between them and the crowd sucked. Colbert tried to Conan him for a second but you could tell Colbert probably didn't like him.
@@barberitis Oh lol I *completely* agree! 😃 I felt everyone was on edge during the Colbert interview.
@@hassanbeydoun2460 yeah, it was really weird. Hahaha
@@hassanbeydoun2460 what struck me as odd too was that was like the most appreciative goodbye response I've ever hear Bill give at the end of the segment. He said something like, "Thank you...I really enjoyed being here" which to me read, "thanks for nothing dick..you and your audience suck and I'll never see you again willingly" lol
Now I kind of wish he said that.
@@barberitis Exactly lol Bill knows how to assert/express himself properly in specific situations. For the Colbert interview for example, families group together on a couch and watch that show, so if Bill said "fuck ya' self" it would have come off as awkward. He still got the message across though when he said "thank you for your time", as many fans of his went to the comments section to write about how (1) his style of comedy didn't fit Colbert's political comedy show and (2) how different Bill was compared to being on Conan😃
Speaking of which, after this Coronavirus is over and we can all stop social distancing, Bill Burr should go on Conan and rant about that and other things😆
"She had a blue wig" - By now I think people who have blue/green/red hair are batshit insane. Its almost like a calling card for emotionally disturbed people.
Yup!
For hundred of millions of years Aposematism been a thing, it's built into our DNA to detect it, it's unaturall to not react on it, those persons who signals it actually gives out signals for free that we shall avoid to have anything to do with them.
Lol your all a bunch of stick in the muds. Dye you hair and have fun. Jesus🤣
Izzi Ziggy
What you say used to be correct but SJW’s and 3rd wave feminist have ruined that for the masses.
@@Pheyora
Once upon a time it was as you say, an individual who wanted to brighten up the day at a moment of having fun, but today you can listen to these people they themselfs say "everything is politic" for them it is a political statement nowadays not a thing for fun, they do what they themself call "cultural appropiation act" and takes anything to claims it's represent their point of political view, back a little back in history and you will find that as an example the rainbow and the rainbows colors had no political ideological ideas attached to it..etc, so what once was an act of a playful thing to do for fun have become a political symbol in the same way once national socialist in germany claimed a symbol that been along för thousands of years and meant things like a good luck symbol as amulet or talisman to bring luck to the person who carried it, it also in some cultures meant a streength bond between people, but it didn't take many years for the national socialists to forever destroying what that symbol meant for people, sadly things like the rainbow symbolism or coloring the hair in bright strong manmade colours have also lost its earlier use and meaning and have becomed a political symbol.
The thought of someone hurting Nia is making my blood boil. I guess I’ve really grown to care for this family. Be safe and be careful please.
These people don't even know who you are
Seam like Bill's 90 yrs old with his stories and old man laugh he acquired.
@Georgia 1977 lol that hur. Hur. Hur. Hurr.
Onions worn on belts. Broiled sweets.
He's always had that laugh
Can we talk about how perfect a commercial impression that was!! Very talented!
Nia just rippin on Bill from the get. So good! hahaha
I like their chemistry.
m&m's were created in ww2 times, the sugar coating on the chocolate was to stop it from melting in the rations pack and to not soil their fingers when eating.
Giraffe bears shitting
Nia is the best guest
M&M's was Mars. My great-uncle was the head of finance until he retired. Mars has always been privately owned.
11:39 Nia did an ocular pat-down
She was covered though because Billy knows Bird law anyways.
I love this relationship
hilarious
I LOVE THESE TWO THEY ARE THE BEST!!!
I lived in New York for 35 years before I moved to Pennsylvania. I know it bills talking about. I moved out in the mid80s and when I went back in the late 90s I couldn’t believe it was the same city. As much as I don’t like Rudy Giuliani now he did a hell of a job as New York’s mayor.
Jstain yeah the orange man is bad and Giuliani is obviously suffering from dementia
@Jstain in the York for 35 years and knew all about trump. Unfortunately outside the city no one else did. I have no problem with being tough on crime. It's when the people that are tough on crime are criminals themselves.
@@kicknadeadcat Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, next
@J isn't he though?
"Dont ever say plushies again" You the man Bill
I dunno, "merch" pissed me off a little bit more.
Love how they almost immediately start disagreeing lol! Sounds like my lady and I... XD
Sounds like fun, dude. :)
"That's the Time Square that I remember." Full circle. Lol.
mock charge like an elephant😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Nia is right, Manhattan has been mainstream since the 2000’s
And bill is right too as he was there before the 2000s do try and keep up
"That's the time square that I remember" 🤣😂🤣
I love these two. Their kids are lucky to have them
"M&Ms totally sold out, not like hershy" you mean the ones with their own theme park? 😆
I feel that anger and then coming back to yourself, Nia.
The M&M's in the thumbnail are perfect.
Ol' freckles is orange of course.
Nia is the sexy chocolate lady
Crackhead homeless lady has a candy coating that matches her blue wig.
I didnt know that they did M&M's in GIIIIINGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha didn't realize it till u pointed it out
Andrew S I was Thinking it was a lame thumbnail until you pointed all that out to me. You’re right it’s genius.
Is he a genius or are you slow as fck?
Hmmmmmmmm?
Why did they give Nia white appendages?
BILL & NIA: Totally envious of what you got together 👍good shit
When Nia makes fun of Bill it's just as good as a comedy special because he so deserves it sometimes and she's good at it.
It took me 12 minutes to realize the thumbnail is them...
im glad everyone is safe
I love this story. The amount of control blows my mind. I would be doing a podcast on my own waiting for my wife to get bailed out of jail.... Something about being a repeat offender..... Props to you guys for de-escalation of the situation
I enjoy you two together. Great pod casts always...BUT not day after day. Nia is a good addition at times. Love you two :)
Thanks for sharing this story .Mr and Mrs. Burr....Bill your a lucky guy!
"nia if you hit me again in an argument I'm gonna break up with you" awwww poor billy bald balls.
yeah, I hit back when this stuff happens. Much more mature...
For Me! TV is a perfect touch in the bottom right corner
I’m finally understanding the “blue haired” M&M 🤣 ❤️ Bill is one of the top 3 EVER! Dave C. , Bill, Ron White. No particular order. Plus , Pryor, Murphy,Seinfeld,Dangerfield,Rivers,Schneider, Red Foxx, Robert Klein, and many more. Thanks for all the laughs.
Lol you can tell they’re referencing that hysterical stache he grew for King of Staten Island. Wonder how long he had to keep it
Looked fake to me lol
shawn mcclanahan it wasn’t fake. he talked about how he had to ask like three times to make sure it was okay to shave it
I remember when this M&M store was a peep show.
Bill: "Don't ever say 'plushies' again."
Nia: "Ok."
Me: *_"SHE IS A KEEPER!"_*
Nia and Bill love you guys!!
LoL said he caught her sleeping at the water hole LOLOLOL
thats racist
Yo she’s legit funnier than some of these professional female comedians out here
She's the daughter of a great comedian, so it's probably in her genes.
Dennis Achterberg who is her father?
I loved the Howard Johnson's at Times Square. Nice, that Bill went there too.
Nia is great. More nia and bill!
“am i crazy?”
“you’re crazy”
“oh, ok”
need more laydees like dis
“Oh ok” is a response like “I’m fine” when you know she’s not.
Nia is really funny
I love the “ginger” , and brown M&M’s 😆
Gawd, I wish I'd witnessed this event! It had to be hilarious! Nuthin' like a crazy in Times Square to brighten up yer day.
I avoid Times Square for a 4 block radius. So does every other NYer I know. Not because it's scary or dangerous; there's just nothing there for anyone who lives in the city. It's 30,000 tourists wandering around, garish advertising, and all the same shops you get at the mall in your home state. If you ever visit NYC, do anything but Times Square.
And Nia is mostly correct. I moved here in '94 just like Bill, and Times Square was mostly cleaned up. He's thinking it was shady like the '70s or something.
True that... however, I came across time square at 3:30 in the morning on a weekday visiting New York and it was unreal. No one was there and being one of the few people with all those lights and videos still on was pretty cool.
Haha often when I go back I go. I visited NY with another former NYer and he was bitching the whole time about going there and how ridiculous it was that I wanted to go. I totally agree with the criticism, but I still find it a fascinating place. Kinda like watching popular music videos. On a level it's completely disposable, but it also feels like the most complete manifestation of a certain aspect of our culture.
"Don't ever say plushies again" rofl
LMFAO. Who else can make an assault sound so fucking hilarious
It's so funny when you get to the point in the clip where the thumbnail makes total sense.
they cant get three seconds into the story without doing a flash back
i feel like im watchin naruto
OMG I just love this story I remember last year when I first heard it had me on the floor laughing in tears😘
Love these 2
We was walking... Love Billy.
I love them hahahah
Nia sounds like a real winner. Not even one night stand material but you marry her. Bravo
She is awful.
Nia is fucking hilarious. That Florida DJ voice was spot on. I nearly died.
I forgot how funny Nia is. She tears Bill to pieces, just as much as he does her.
secretly Bill wants to go in the store and get M & M novelty items ]:P
He wants a plushie
Did Bill say open for chappelle? Dam that sounds like a good show.
Makes sense. He was on the first season of Dave’s show too.
Yeah there was a Chappelle Show tour I don't know who all was there but I know there was Bill Dave whatever Ashy Larry real name and I think Eddie Murphy's brother yeah definitely Eddie Murphy's brother was there old Billy red nuts was the token
@@ojpistorius6369 I'm Rich, Bitch tour
@@HittokiriBatosai yep thats it
A dam holds water
I like how it came full circle at the end there lol
The funniest couple 😂