Bill you're absolutely correct on this. I think this is a prelude for bringing another guy into the picture. Hell, we all have fantasies, and they should remain just that. This isn't a girlfriend from college. We're talking married with kids...iffy.
I find it amazing that of all the “experts” with their MDs and PhDS that I had spoken to and been treated by in my life, Bill burr - a comedian still gives me the best advice .
I have experienced this scenario with my own eyes, it’s a trap she cheated and feels guilty because you are probably a great men, and she feels so guilty for what’s she’s done, i wish the men in this email could give us feed back.
I've heard out of the mouth women who were cheating claim that it makes them a better wife and that it improved their enthusiasm towards sex with their husbands
My ex suggested that I have sex with another woman. Something I never wanted. I think she wanted me to do that because there would be a legitimate reason to leave me. Ultimateley, she did the same thing she suggested. That's why she is my ex.
What doesn't make sense to me here, speaking as a woman, is that if she was into the idea of outside parties participating in sex w/them, he'd have known by now. I mean, they're married w/kids. So that leads me to believe she's either testing him, to see how into the idea he is, or, she has her foot out the door of the relationship and is using this as a way to wiggle out of it.
I think the wife is having an affair and is engaging hubby with more/'adventurous' sex to compensate for her infidelity. It's kinda like hubby coming home with diamond earrings out of the blue...
Bringing another into the relationship, even in this way is a sure fire way to bring on future animosity. Hiring someone well that is off the table, and bringing in another, again you can't control her and what she may want in the next few months, so there are just too many variables. Tell this dude if he can juggle a half dozen objects literally at one time, then go for it, if not then leave it be.
DON'T DO IT! It's definitely a trap. She'll either want another dude later on and she'll guilt you into it OR she's already got the guy on the side and trying to relieve herself of guilt
Fuckin' hell Bill. I fuckin' lost it. "She want's a little rotisserie action from Boston Market." I'm dying, crying and laughing all at once. Fuck you Bill. lol "It paratroops down on your ball bag" XD
Sure, guy. And when she wants to reciprocate by having you watch her with another man (and the suggestion will come), you wouldn't have a leg to stand on against it.
Sure you would. You talk about it all before hand. If she still wants to have you fuck another woman, even though you made it clear you wouldn’t be okay with her fucking other men, that’s on her. If she tries to guilt you into it anyway, you’ve married an extremely manipulative person.
@@seanmatthewking That's a good plan. Also if she is trying to use it to downplay her own past cheating you may as well do the other broad then move on with your life
Sean Matthew King you’re waaaay too naive to see how manipulative people work. Only a moron would be like “yeah you see that thing?yeah I want it can I have it?”, anyone decently intelligent would play the old “you scratch my back I scratch yours”. No matter what she, or anyone else tells you, you have no idea what their true feelings or intentions are. Most likely this woman is either looking to hookup with another dude and wants a way in that isn’t cheating, OR she already cheated and she thinks this will help with the guilt if he ever finds out. Unless she’s in the like 1% of women that actually want to get off on watching her husband fuck another woman in front of her, she’s looking for something else. This isn’t some threesome where they hookup with someone together, it’s the husband solely having sex with a random woman, and there’s almost certainly an ulterior motive
you could have an easy reason, she suggested to sleep with a girl, so that way it's was her wish, and you did that, i don't wish you to sleep with another man, so if she did that, that's cheating. Simple as that. Sure she might try and twist shit, but it is what it is.
@@philorgneopolotin8762 100% agree with everything you said. There is absolutely an ulterior motive here, and it can't possibly be a good one no matter which way you look at it. These are waters best left uncharted.
@@seanmatthewking that's why 50% of marriages end in divorced. Half of married people married the wrong person and most of them didn't know its. So yeah, it's very possible she cheated and is balancing the scales or she wants to fuck another guy. It's also possible that she did something bad that had nothing to do with sex and is try to even the score. It's also very possible it's just one of her fantasies. I had a friend that used to like to watch other guys fuck his girlfriend and he didn't cheat first
my parents knew this couple that were swingers after the kids left the house. They got divorced not two years after becoming swingers. Could be that it was over and that was just a failed attempt to save the marriage but yeah relationships are already so complex why make it harder?
Yeah, swinging isn't something that you just get into, most who "try it" will wreck their relationships. It's something couples have to go into a relationship already with. And ploy types seem to be unstable individuals
To find the lawyer willing to do such acts you just write up a formal letter of inquiry and send it to every law firm in radius of 30 miles along with your name.
Even if she doesn't want to have sex with another guy, and this is just a phantasy, you can't predict her reaction. I can easily imagine her going silent for a week and then suggesting a divorce because she can't look at you anymore.
I actually have many friends who do this kind of thing. Believe it or not they all seem to have rather healthy and happy relationships. Pretty wild... Yet somehow rather wholesome.
"Don't look sideways at your wife as you're eating a bowl of corn Chex" LOL
When it comes to the laydees, if you must ask if it's a trap, it is a trap.
Pretty solid advice
phillytheflyerable Venus fly traps.
Penis fly traps.
Amen brother
pretty sure she already fucked another dude wants to feel less guilty about it but doesn't want to come clean
"You can't be walking around in the goddamn gimp suit when your kids could walk in any minute." is one of my favorite Bill quotes.
Kenneth Shiro I thought it was hilarious when he mentioned how herpes “paratroops down on your ball bag.”
@@jackrockwell6698 I cant breathe
Solid gold
"BAWSTIN MAWKIT!"
The best advice Bill gives is "rub one out" before doing something xD
Or smoke a bowl
@@redfather5342 smoking a bowl is nice but nowhere near post nut clarity
"Rub one out and hit the gym." Is two of his best peices of advice.
Bill you're absolutely correct on this. I think this is a prelude for bringing another guy into the picture. Hell, we all have fantasies, and they should remain just that. This isn't a girlfriend from college. We're talking married with kids...iffy.
Either that or she already did screw another guy
" A lil' Boston Mocket! "
LOL!!!
A lil rotisserie
Beautiful
Boston Maaahket not Mocket!! Come'on now!!
🤣🤣🤣
"Love of my life Look at me Im OVVA HERE BANGIN!"
"It fuckin' paratroops down on your BALLBAG"
I could be in the absolute worst mood in my life and that line would still make me burst out laughing.
7:02 Made me laugh out out at the office with tears in my eyes. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy. That was some funny shit!!
I find it amazing that of all the “experts” with their MDs and PhDS that I had spoken to and been treated by in my life, Bill burr - a comedian still gives me the best advice .
as has been said, I think she already cheated.My ex turned up the heat out of guilt and even suggested another chick... text book HO
+Thomas Robinson makes sense, never thought about that
I feel stupid. I tried to think of the full form of HO. "Head office? wtf?"
I believe she's already had an affair and feels guilty. She is giving him this idea in order to make up for what she's done.
Yup
spot on Gary Maccagnone
Something wicked this way comes. They'll do anything to cover up their guilt.
Omg, you think those children are all his?! Poor guy thinks he hit the jackpot with his wife. D:
bananian Yes, she's a cheater.
I have experienced this scenario with my own eyes, it’s a trap she cheated and feels guilty because you are probably a great men, and she feels so guilty for what’s she’s done, i wish the men in this email could give us feed back.
100%
I've heard out of the mouth women who were cheating claim that it makes them a better wife and that it improved their enthusiasm towards sex with their husbands
Did it happen to you or a friend?
LOL Rotisserie action! A little Boston Market! Blasted me to the floor man.. dead
Love your podcasts. Great instincts and insight into human nature.
As a comic connoisseur, I'm compelled to say that Bill is w/o a doubt the most *naturally hilarious* person I've known!
That's a 1000 years of therapy for the kids right there.
“A little BOSTON MARKET”!! Lmao Bill Burr is the best comedian ever!
My ex suggested that I have sex with another woman. Something I never wanted. I think she wanted me to do that because there would be a legitimate reason to leave me. Ultimateley, she did the same thing she suggested. That's why she is my ex.
“She wants a little Boston Maaaaaaarket”.
All I could think about was Admiral Akbar
Lol yes!!
Duuuude!! Same here!!! "It's a TRAP!!"
"Your blood has to be pumped all the way down to the TIPPPPPPPY TOOOEEESSSSS." I lost it!
Bill's insight into the follow-up situations to making such a bad decision is truly admirable.
"Basically doing the same thing sexually as the guy who paints his face and goes to the game" LOLLLL i can't stop laughing
"heeey, love of my life! look at me over heeeeere, i'm fucking BANGing!"
paudical I’m crying lol
What doesn't make sense to me here, speaking as a woman, is that if she was into the idea of outside parties participating in sex w/them, he'd have known by now. I mean, they're married w/kids. So that leads me to believe she's either testing him, to see how into the idea he is, or, she has her foot out the door of the relationship and is using this as a way to wiggle out of it.
I think the wife is having an affair and is engaging hubby with more/'adventurous' sex to compensate for her infidelity. It's kinda like hubby coming home with diamond earrings out of the blue...
"You can't be walking around in the gimp costume and then your kids walk in" hahaha
Bringing another into the relationship, even in this way is a sure fire way to bring on future animosity. Hiring someone well that is off the table, and bringing in another, again you can't control her and what she may want in the next few months, so there are just too many variables. Tell this dude if he can juggle a half dozen objects literally at one time, then go for it, if not then leave it be.
DON'T DO IT! It's definitely a trap. She'll either want another dude later on and she'll guilt you into it OR she's already got the guy on the side and trying to relieve herself of guilt
Don't agree to it unless you are ok watching another man take control of your wife's body. Because she will be asking for more guys. plain and simple.
Patrice O'Neill etiquette right there.
That's why I'll never have a threesome or bang another girl in front of my girl because I'm really sure that i couldn't take the reverse situation.
Bill is right I was in a similar situation and shit went south as soon as we brought another woman into the mix,.
Please ellaborate sir!?
+chris campbell ditto
duuude.. spill the beans
Who dafaq say things like this and leave us all hanging.
The other "woman" turned out to BE a trap and he is too ashamed to elaborate.
"Gator's bitches better be wearin jimmies!" priceless
Fuckin' hell Bill. I fuckin' lost it.
"She want's a little rotisserie action from Boston Market."
I'm dying, crying and laughing all at once. Fuck you Bill. lol
"It paratroops down on your ball bag" XD
It was the image of herpes paratroopers jumping down onto a ball bag with little parachutes that did me
"she wants to be the sexual equivalent of the guy going to the game with his face painted."
i'm dyiiiing here...laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost having a heart attack!! Genius!
Sure, guy. And when she wants to reciprocate by having you watch her with another man (and the suggestion will come), you wouldn't have a leg to stand on against it.
Sure you would. You talk about it all before hand. If she still wants to have you fuck another woman, even though you made it clear you wouldn’t be okay with her fucking other men, that’s on her. If she tries to guilt you into it anyway, you’ve married an extremely manipulative person.
@@seanmatthewking That's a good plan. Also if she is trying to use it to downplay her own past cheating you may as well do the other broad then move on with your life
Sean Matthew King you’re waaaay too naive to see how manipulative people work. Only a moron would be like “yeah you see that thing?yeah I want it can I have it?”, anyone decently intelligent would play the old “you scratch my back I scratch yours”. No matter what she, or anyone else tells you, you have no idea what their true feelings or intentions are. Most likely this woman is either looking to hookup with another dude and wants a way in that isn’t cheating, OR she already cheated and she thinks this will help with the guilt if he ever finds out. Unless she’s in the like 1% of women that actually want to get off on watching her husband fuck another woman in front of her, she’s looking for something else. This isn’t some threesome where they hookup with someone together, it’s the husband solely having sex with a random woman, and there’s almost certainly an ulterior motive
you could have an easy reason, she suggested to sleep with a girl, so that way it's was her wish, and you did that, i don't wish you to sleep with another man, so if she did that, that's cheating. Simple as that. Sure she might try and twist shit, but it is what it is.
@@philorgneopolotin8762 100% agree with everything you said. There is absolutely an ulterior motive here, and it can't possibly be a good one no matter which way you look at it. These are waters best left uncharted.
"a little Boston market" epic!
2:27 I like how he says that
On point and brilliant. Bill Burr is fucking tuned in.
rotisserie action
"I show up to the gym, people know what I do." 😂😂😂
What if she cheated already and her guilt is telling her to watch the same crime she committed
If that’s the logic your wife is using, you’ve married the wrong person.
@@seanmatthewking that's why 50% of marriages end in divorced. Half of married people married the wrong person and most of them didn't know its. So yeah, it's very possible she cheated and is balancing the scales or she wants to fuck another guy. It's also possible that she did something bad that had nothing to do with sex and is try to even the score. It's also very possible it's just one of her fantasies. I had a friend that used to like to watch other guys fuck his girlfriend and he didn't cheat first
"It paratroops down onto your ball bag." LOLOLZ
Laughed as all hell at "wear a different cologne", fuck you Bill!
Choked on my food when he suggested and played out the blow-up doll option. _O-
my parents knew this couple that were swingers after the kids left the house. They got divorced not two years after becoming swingers. Could be that it was over and that was just a failed attempt to save the marriage but yeah relationships are already so complex why make it harder?
Yeah, swinging isn't something that you just get into, most who "try it" will wreck their relationships. It's something couples have to go into a relationship already with. And ploy types seem to be unstable individuals
this guy is so fucking smart.
This is the best podcast I have ever heard XD great advice though top man
7:05 YOURE KILLIN ME BILL HAHA
To find the lawyer willing to do such acts you just write up a formal letter of inquiry and send it to every law firm in radius of 30 miles along with your name.
I want to hear the aftermath as well.
That's almost more interesting then the starting point
Rub one out. It's the champagne of victory
its a trap!
She wants a little rotisserie action 🤣🤣
This situation reminds me of "The Switch" on Seinfeld, "I can't do it. I'm not am orgy guy."
"Neat-o" LMFAO!
if it's the love of your life you're dealing with, leave any and all other people out of your sex life. Man or Woman.
Very eye-opening story. Thank you for sharing. This makes a lot of sense.
The first thing I heard in my head was Gen. Akkbarr from "Return of the Jedi" saying "IT'S A TRAP !!!!."
It paratroops down onto ya ball baaag 😂😂😂
what if the women films it as proof of adultery
she probably will
She would have to reveal she filmed it under the pretense of her being cool w it
DO IT, DO IT, FUCKING DO IT
The Boston Market gets me every time 🤣
You can't un-bang. Some things can't be undone, and you have to live with that decision for a long time, you know.
lol at the blow up doll and the paper sound effect
“I show up to the gym, people know what I do. I got one mid range jumper”
That's a good wife right there. If a good wife slips up, or wants to, she'll go you to do something like this to be even.
"[Gasp] You CHEATED on me!"
It paratroops down to your ballbag! 😂
Bill is spot on here
12:26 oh god this scence
Admiral Ackbar : "IT'S A TRAP"!!!
Love ya Billy
She wants a little Boston Market. Billy bag of doughnuts that line is one for the ages.
I love how the capillary bit later became part of his stand up act :D
Boston MAHKET!
"a little boston mahhhket!"
could that have been any more perfect?
She probably has a man in mind already to invite. Also, your laugh reminds me of Chuckie! It's great!
3 minutes in and this is the funniest shit ever !!!
Even if she doesn't want to have sex with another guy, and this is just a phantasy, you can't predict her reaction. I can easily imagine her going silent for a week and then suggesting a divorce because she can't look at you anymore.
I can't stop laughing
the pipes are calling.....
Rule of Thumb:
Always trust your gut. So yeah. This is a trap.
ROTISSERIE ACTION!
BOSTON MAAAHKET!
I actually have many friends who do this kind of thing. Believe it or not they all seem to have rather healthy and happy relationships. Pretty wild... Yet somehow rather wholesome.
You should take calls, during these podcast
Brilliant!
“That was real neato”
A little Boston market 😂😂😂
Congrats Billy boy
Good advise
Shit Bill was on point w this 1!
That sounds like some Gone Girl shit.
At 7mins though about the blow up doll hahaha
most defo a trap
he's the new howard stern!
minus Robin, so even better!
I came here to find a first hand story of someone who did this. I guess Bull Burr fans are start and stable.
Yes bill he spelled it right hahah
This happened to my brother and his wife. Where she brought up the scenario and my brother said ok. Essentially she became suicidal afterwards.
Rotisserie Action never fails to get a laugh out of me I'm afraid. Is that wrong? Boston Market crack was a nice addition.