Bill Burr - Advice: Is This A Trap

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  • @crashfrog3051
    @crashfrog3051 9 років тому +145

    "Don't look sideways at your wife as you're eating a bowl of corn Chex" LOL

  • @jasondyrkacz8270
    @jasondyrkacz8270 9 років тому +699

    When it comes to the laydees, if you must ask if it's a trap, it is a trap.

    • @RetardedBatman
      @RetardedBatman 9 років тому +22

      Pretty solid advice

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 8 років тому +13

      phillytheflyerable Venus fly traps.

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty 8 років тому +59

      Penis fly traps.

    • @miamiheatbaby87
      @miamiheatbaby87 6 років тому +1

      Amen brother

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 роки тому +1

      pretty sure she already fucked another dude wants to feel less guilty about it but doesn't want to come clean

  • @kennethshiro9500
    @kennethshiro9500 10 років тому +290

    "You can't be walking around in the goddamn gimp suit when your kids could walk in any minute." is one of my favorite Bill quotes.

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 6 років тому +20

      Kenneth Shiro I thought it was hilarious when he mentioned how herpes “paratroops down on your ball bag.”

    • @lukec410
      @lukec410 6 років тому +3

      @@jackrockwell6698 I cant breathe

    • @cwhoff290
      @cwhoff290 6 років тому

      Solid gold

  • @internziko
    @internziko 9 років тому +148

    "BAWSTIN MAWKIT!"

  • @sermilion_audio
    @sermilion_audio 7 років тому +169

    The best advice Bill gives is "rub one out" before doing something xD

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 років тому +3

      Or smoke a bowl

    • @bobbyjohnson5118
      @bobbyjohnson5118 4 роки тому +24

      @@redfather5342 smoking a bowl is nice but nowhere near post nut clarity

    • @jamesofteamrocket3810
      @jamesofteamrocket3810 3 роки тому +1

      "Rub one out and hit the gym." Is two of his best peices of advice.

  • @doshinall
    @doshinall 9 років тому +112

    Bill you're absolutely correct on this. I think this is a prelude for bringing another guy into the picture. Hell, we all have fantasies, and they should remain just that. This isn't a girlfriend from college. We're talking married with kids...iffy.

    • @donpatterson4829
      @donpatterson4829 4 роки тому

      Either that or she already did screw another guy

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt 9 років тому +228

    " A lil' Boston Mocket! "

  • @yoyoyoletmehitdat
    @yoyoyoletmehitdat 11 років тому +28

    "Love of my life Look at me Im OVVA HERE BANGIN!"

  • @cadetcollins
    @cadetcollins 9 років тому +33

    "It fuckin' paratroops down on your BALLBAG"
    I could be in the absolute worst mood in my life and that line would still make me burst out laughing.

  • @djtone66
    @djtone66 6 років тому +17

    7:02 Made me laugh out out at the office with tears in my eyes. My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy. That was some funny shit!!

  • @oq17
    @oq17 5 років тому +26

    I find it amazing that of all the “experts” with their MDs and PhDS that I had spoken to and been treated by in my life, Bill burr - a comedian still gives me the best advice .

  • @TheFiveHKAAV
    @TheFiveHKAAV 9 років тому +276

    as has been said, I think she already cheated.My ex turned up the heat out of guilt and even suggested another chick... text book HO

    • @ibrahimy7307
      @ibrahimy7307 9 років тому +3

      +Thomas Robinson makes sense, never thought about that

    • @BAWAkulkarni
      @BAWAkulkarni 5 років тому +12

      I feel stupid. I tried to think of the full form of HO. "Head office? wtf?"

  • @garymaccagnone3669
    @garymaccagnone3669 10 років тому +704

    I believe she's already had an affair and feels guilty. She is giving him this idea in order to make up for what she's done.

    • @PrettiBOIPryor
      @PrettiBOIPryor 10 років тому +41

      Yup

    • @dennomuli
      @dennomuli 10 років тому +8

      spot on Gary Maccagnone

    • @garymaccagnone3669
      @garymaccagnone3669 10 років тому +29

      Something wicked this way comes. They'll do anything to cover up their guilt.

    • @bananian
      @bananian 10 років тому +49

      Omg, you think those children are all his?! Poor guy thinks he hit the jackpot with his wife. D:

    • @garymaccagnone3669
      @garymaccagnone3669 10 років тому +26

      bananian Yes, she's a cheater.

  • @Technoirz
    @Technoirz 4 роки тому +53

    I have experienced this scenario with my own eyes, it’s a trap she cheated and feels guilty because you are probably a great men, and she feels so guilty for what’s she’s done, i wish the men in this email could give us feed back.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 роки тому +5

      100%

    • @maniac50ae14
      @maniac50ae14 2 роки тому

      I've heard out of the mouth women who were cheating claim that it makes them a better wife and that it improved their enthusiasm towards sex with their husbands

    • @maniac50ae14
      @maniac50ae14 2 роки тому +1

      Did it happen to you or a friend?

  • @michealwatts7469
    @michealwatts7469 7 років тому +12

    LOL Rotisserie action! A little Boston Market! Blasted me to the floor man.. dead

  • @tiffanyisingly9562
    @tiffanyisingly9562 10 років тому +22

    Love your podcasts. Great instincts and insight into human nature.

  • @Blessed.2.Teach.4God
    @Blessed.2.Teach.4God 3 роки тому +16

    As a comic connoisseur, I'm compelled to say that Bill is w/o a doubt the most *naturally hilarious* person I've known!

  • @joelcassin7486
    @joelcassin7486 7 років тому +13

    That's a 1000 years of therapy for the kids right there.

  • @christianquintero5695
    @christianquintero5695 7 років тому +6

    “A little BOSTON MARKET”!! Lmao Bill Burr is the best comedian ever!

  • @waddee30
    @waddee30 9 років тому +42

    My ex suggested that I have sex with another woman. Something I never wanted. I think she wanted me to do that because there would be a legitimate reason to leave me. Ultimateley, she did the same thing she suggested. That's why she is my ex.

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 5 років тому +21

    “She wants a little Boston Maaaaaaarket”.

  • @Sethrod8
    @Sethrod8 8 років тому +143

    All I could think about was Admiral Akbar

  • @someonesaidstfu
    @someonesaidstfu 11 років тому +6

    "Your blood has to be pumped all the way down to the TIPPPPPPPY TOOOEEESSSSS." I lost it!

  • @pigeonoverlord9433
    @pigeonoverlord9433 2 роки тому +1

    Bill's insight into the follow-up situations to making such a bad decision is truly admirable.

  • @JohnDoe-fv9yd
    @JohnDoe-fv9yd 9 років тому +22

    "Basically doing the same thing sexually as the guy who paints his face and goes to the game" LOLLLL i can't stop laughing

  • @paudical
    @paudical 11 років тому +11

    "heeey, love of my life! look at me over heeeeere, i'm fucking BANGing!"

    • @dtyd0194
      @dtyd0194 5 років тому

      paudical I’m crying lol

  • @angellacanfora
    @angellacanfora 8 років тому +10

    What doesn't make sense to me here, speaking as a woman, is that if she was into the idea of outside parties participating in sex w/them, he'd have known by now. I mean, they're married w/kids. So that leads me to believe she's either testing him, to see how into the idea he is, or, she has her foot out the door of the relationship and is using this as a way to wiggle out of it.

    • @mr7wi
      @mr7wi 8 років тому +8

      I think the wife is having an affair and is engaging hubby with more/'adventurous' sex to compensate for her infidelity. It's kinda like hubby coming home with diamond earrings out of the blue...

  • @paulpincemin1242
    @paulpincemin1242 8 років тому +15

    "You can't be walking around in the gimp costume and then your kids walk in" hahaha

  • @BeeBumper
    @BeeBumper 6 років тому +7

    Bringing another into the relationship, even in this way is a sure fire way to bring on future animosity. Hiring someone well that is off the table, and bringing in another, again you can't control her and what she may want in the next few months, so there are just too many variables. Tell this dude if he can juggle a half dozen objects literally at one time, then go for it, if not then leave it be.

  • @NoKamalaIn2025
    @NoKamalaIn2025 4 роки тому +14

    DON'T DO IT! It's definitely a trap. She'll either want another dude later on and she'll guilt you into it OR she's already got the guy on the side and trying to relieve herself of guilt

  • @badazzmaro
    @badazzmaro 9 років тому +62

    Don't agree to it unless you are ok watching another man take control of your wife's body. Because she will be asking for more guys. plain and simple.

    • @Poxymonkeypox
      @Poxymonkeypox 6 років тому +2

      Patrice O'Neill etiquette right there.

    • @7jc1rr9
      @7jc1rr9 6 років тому +9

      That's why I'll never have a threesome or bang another girl in front of my girl because I'm really sure that i couldn't take the reverse situation.

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD 9 років тому +73

    Bill is right I was in a similar situation and shit went south as soon as we brought another woman into the mix,.

    • @chriscampbell8037
      @chriscampbell8037 9 років тому +25

      Please ellaborate sir!?

    • @johnkelly5156
      @johnkelly5156 9 років тому +12

      +chris campbell ditto

    • @youssefrochdi1994
      @youssefrochdi1994 8 років тому +12

      duuude.. spill the beans

    • @mysjackson88
      @mysjackson88 8 років тому +74

      Who dafaq say things like this and leave us all hanging.

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 7 років тому +12

      The other "woman" turned out to BE a trap and he is too ashamed to elaborate.

  • @thezingozman
    @thezingozman 8 років тому +4

    "Gator's bitches better be wearin jimmies!" priceless

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 9 років тому +61

    Fuckin' hell Bill. I fuckin' lost it.
    "She want's a little rotisserie action from Boston Market."
    I'm dying, crying and laughing all at once. Fuck you Bill. lol
    "It paratroops down on your ball bag" XD

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 9 років тому

      It was the image of herpes paratroopers jumping down onto a ball bag with little parachutes that did me

    • @aikalabe7719
      @aikalabe7719 8 років тому

      "she wants to be the sexual equivalent of the guy going to the game with his face painted."

  • @mmb2211
    @mmb2211 9 років тому +3

    i'm dyiiiing here...laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost having a heart attack!! Genius!

  • @verticalhorizon4633
    @verticalhorizon4633 9 років тому +60

    Sure, guy. And when she wants to reciprocate by having you watch her with another man (and the suggestion will come), you wouldn't have a leg to stand on against it.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 роки тому +8

      Sure you would. You talk about it all before hand. If she still wants to have you fuck another woman, even though you made it clear you wouldn’t be okay with her fucking other men, that’s on her. If she tries to guilt you into it anyway, you’ve married an extremely manipulative person.

    • @RoyArrowood
      @RoyArrowood 4 роки тому +1

      @@seanmatthewking That's a good plan. Also if she is trying to use it to downplay her own past cheating you may as well do the other broad then move on with your life

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 4 роки тому +3

      Sean Matthew King you’re waaaay too naive to see how manipulative people work. Only a moron would be like “yeah you see that thing?yeah I want it can I have it?”, anyone decently intelligent would play the old “you scratch my back I scratch yours”. No matter what she, or anyone else tells you, you have no idea what their true feelings or intentions are. Most likely this woman is either looking to hookup with another dude and wants a way in that isn’t cheating, OR she already cheated and she thinks this will help with the guilt if he ever finds out. Unless she’s in the like 1% of women that actually want to get off on watching her husband fuck another woman in front of her, she’s looking for something else. This isn’t some threesome where they hookup with someone together, it’s the husband solely having sex with a random woman, and there’s almost certainly an ulterior motive

    • @rauliuxaa
      @rauliuxaa 3 роки тому +1

      you could have an easy reason, she suggested to sleep with a girl, so that way it's was her wish, and you did that, i don't wish you to sleep with another man, so if she did that, that's cheating. Simple as that. Sure she might try and twist shit, but it is what it is.

    • @ChickenPizza
      @ChickenPizza 3 роки тому

      @@philorgneopolotin8762 100% agree with everything you said. There is absolutely an ulterior motive here, and it can't possibly be a good one no matter which way you look at it. These are waters best left uncharted.

  • @johndoe-vo6wl
    @johndoe-vo6wl 8 років тому +6

    "a little Boston market" epic!

  • @EMAN-tx7lp
    @EMAN-tx7lp 3 роки тому +2

    2:27 I like how he says that

  • @pmiskovic
    @pmiskovic 10 років тому +9

    On point and brilliant. Bill Burr is fucking tuned in.

  • @mikeyneggs6873
    @mikeyneggs6873 8 років тому +34

    rotisserie action

  • @loganmaddocks4703
    @loganmaddocks4703 3 роки тому +1

    "I show up to the gym, people know what I do." 😂😂😂

  • @GSDKXV
    @GSDKXV 6 років тому +44

    What if she cheated already and her guilt is telling her to watch the same crime she committed

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 роки тому +1

      If that’s the logic your wife is using, you’ve married the wrong person.

    • @donpatterson4829
      @donpatterson4829 4 роки тому +3

      @@seanmatthewking that's why 50% of marriages end in divorced. Half of married people married the wrong person and most of them didn't know its. So yeah, it's very possible she cheated and is balancing the scales or she wants to fuck another guy. It's also possible that she did something bad that had nothing to do with sex and is try to even the score. It's also very possible it's just one of her fantasies. I had a friend that used to like to watch other guys fuck his girlfriend and he didn't cheat first

  • @swamp9136
    @swamp9136 4 роки тому +1

    "It paratroops down onto your ball bag." LOLOLZ

  • @naturesociety817
    @naturesociety817 9 років тому +8

    Laughed as all hell at "wear a different cologne", fuck you Bill!

  • @Harregarre
    @Harregarre 9 років тому +16

    Choked on my food when he suggested and played out the blow-up doll option. _O-

  • @Rivracost3
    @Rivracost3 8 років тому +25

    my parents knew this couple that were swingers after the kids left the house. They got divorced not two years after becoming swingers. Could be that it was over and that was just a failed attempt to save the marriage but yeah relationships are already so complex why make it harder?

    • @maniac50ae14
      @maniac50ae14 2 роки тому

      Yeah, swinging isn't something that you just get into, most who "try it" will wreck their relationships. It's something couples have to go into a relationship already with. And ploy types seem to be unstable individuals

  • @aseempat3988
    @aseempat3988 11 років тому +15

    this guy is so fucking smart.

  • @ashleymenzies6650
    @ashleymenzies6650 5 років тому +3

    This is the best podcast I have ever heard XD great advice though top man

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 6 років тому +2

    7:05 YOURE KILLIN ME BILL HAHA

  • @JavonAnonimni
    @JavonAnonimni 8 років тому +5

    To find the lawyer willing to do such acts you just write up a formal letter of inquiry and send it to every law firm in radius of 30 miles along with your name.

  • @jdx4174
    @jdx4174 6 років тому +5

    I want to hear the aftermath as well.
    That's almost more interesting then the starting point

  • @rashadginn8768
    @rashadginn8768 6 років тому +5

    Rub one out. It's the champagne of victory

  • @djuraster
    @djuraster 10 років тому +27

    its a trap!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 роки тому +2

    She wants a little rotisserie action 🤣🤣

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf 7 років тому +4

    This situation reminds me of "The Switch" on Seinfeld, "I can't do it. I'm not am orgy guy."

  • @MetalBacon64
    @MetalBacon64 9 років тому +1

    "Neat-o" LMFAO!

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 років тому +20

    if it's the love of your life you're dealing with, leave any and all other people out of your sex life. Man or Woman.

  • @IrishAndroid
    @IrishAndroid 11 років тому

    Very eye-opening story. Thank you for sharing. This makes a lot of sense.

  • @DrummermanRoque007
    @DrummermanRoque007 11 років тому +1

    The first thing I heard in my head was Gen. Akkbarr from "Return of the Jedi" saying "IT'S A TRAP !!!!."

  • @roycearandolph
    @roycearandolph Рік тому

    It paratroops down onto ya ball baaag 😂😂😂

  • @EvanFilm
    @EvanFilm 9 років тому +44

    what if the women films it as proof of adultery

    • @briankelly8697
      @briankelly8697 8 років тому

      she probably will

    • @JRettMTX
      @JRettMTX 6 років тому

      She would have to reveal she filmed it under the pretense of her being cool w it

  • @loppylopy
    @loppylopy 10 років тому +13

    DO IT, DO IT, FUCKING DO IT

  • @sarahlauren5643
    @sarahlauren5643 3 роки тому

    The Boston Market gets me every time 🤣

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 8 років тому +4

    You can't un-bang. Some things can't be undone, and you have to live with that decision for a long time, you know.

  • @dre857
    @dre857 11 років тому +1

    lol at the blow up doll and the paper sound effect

  • @crs092
    @crs092 10 місяців тому

    “I show up to the gym, people know what I do. I got one mid range jumper”

  • @peteranon8455
    @peteranon8455 10 років тому +6

    That's a good wife right there. If a good wife slips up, or wants to, she'll go you to do something like this to be even.

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 4 роки тому +1

    "[Gasp] You CHEATED on me!"

  • @deanedwards198
    @deanedwards198 4 роки тому

    It paratroops down to your ballbag! 😂

  • @thewalrus12
    @thewalrus12 11 років тому

    Bill is spot on here

  • @handleOfThy
    @handleOfThy 6 років тому +1

    12:26 oh god this scence

  • @skottyo
    @skottyo 5 років тому +1

    Admiral Ackbar : "IT'S A TRAP"!!!

  • @breebennet897
    @breebennet897 6 років тому

    Love ya Billy

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 3 роки тому

    She wants a little Boston Market. Billy bag of doughnuts that line is one for the ages.

  • @mehbobotorp2373
    @mehbobotorp2373 9 років тому

    I love how the capillary bit later became part of his stand up act :D

  • @michaelstrickland8012
    @michaelstrickland8012 3 роки тому +1

    Boston MAHKET!

  • @ews0330
    @ews0330 9 років тому +4

    "a little boston mahhhket!"
    could that have been any more perfect?

  • @tiffanyisingly9562
    @tiffanyisingly9562 10 років тому +19

    She probably has a man in mind already to invite. Also, your laugh reminds me of Chuckie! It's great!

  • @fooster101
    @fooster101 10 років тому +2

    3 minutes in and this is the funniest shit ever !!!

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 7 років тому +2

    Even if she doesn't want to have sex with another guy, and this is just a phantasy, you can't predict her reaction. I can easily imagine her going silent for a week and then suggesting a divorce because she can't look at you anymore.

  • @kazuhira_miller
    @kazuhira_miller 4 роки тому

    I can't stop laughing

  • @AndyHoward
    @AndyHoward 5 років тому +1

    the pipes are calling.....

  • @OutdatedLeon
    @OutdatedLeon 6 років тому +2

    Rule of Thumb:
    Always trust your gut. So yeah. This is a trap.

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 7 років тому +6

    ROTISSERIE ACTION!

  • @patrickparr3331
    @patrickparr3331 6 років тому +3

    I actually have many friends who do this kind of thing. Believe it or not they all seem to have rather healthy and happy relationships. Pretty wild... Yet somehow rather wholesome.

  • @raptorms773
    @raptorms773 6 років тому +2

    You should take calls, during these podcast

  • @ReBeccaRosebud9
    @ReBeccaRosebud9 6 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @randomvideoproductionco.9146
    @randomvideoproductionco.9146 3 роки тому

    “That was real neato”

  • @neverbrokeagain3866
    @neverbrokeagain3866 6 років тому

    A little Boston market 😂😂😂

  • @dboll208
    @dboll208 11 років тому

    Congrats Billy boy

  • @rnempson1
    @rnempson1 8 років тому

    Good advise

  • @Blake_.Dryden
    @Blake_.Dryden 6 років тому

    Shit Bill was on point w this 1!

  • @duberdurm
    @duberdurm 9 років тому +3

    That sounds like some Gone Girl shit.

  • @litterbox2836
    @litterbox2836 7 років тому

    At 7mins though about the blow up doll hahaha

  • @hadescerberus8633
    @hadescerberus8633 11 років тому +9

    most defo a trap

  • @jaybootidawg5167
    @jaybootidawg5167 9 років тому +3

    he's the new howard stern!

  • @codykelly7449
    @codykelly7449 5 років тому +1

    I came here to find a first hand story of someone who did this. I guess Bull Burr fans are start and stable.

  • @floydbanks28
    @floydbanks28 5 років тому

    Yes bill he spelled it right hahah

  • @introgauge
    @introgauge 11 років тому

    This happened to my brother and his wife. Where she brought up the scenario and my brother said ok. Essentially she became suicidal afterwards.

  • @Smokie1960
    @Smokie1960 9 років тому

    Rotisserie Action never fails to get a laugh out of me I'm afraid. Is that wrong? Boston Market crack was a nice addition.