XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 32 - Laaard
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2015
- The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 29th March 2003.
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I've noticed the subtitles, and I appreciate them! Nice one, Man Moth! How you manage it while eating a whole jacket over a month is beyond me!
Thank you so much for all your hard work! Everyone needs to hear this show. It's bloody brilliant.
doing god's work Man Moth, keep chimping away!
THANK YOU!
Make a “your doing me fookin head in mug”
R: "Sorry to Jewish people, sorry to Chinese people, sorry to Welsh people..."
S: "...ugly fat women..."
R: "Well, don't put the Welsh in twice."
😂 😂 😂
So naughty lmao
That was brilliant lol
This should be prescribed as an antidepressant
Self prescribe, medicate and share the wealth lol. I can’t believe how often I’ve listened to these.
With several side effects
Unless you're a hairy Chinese kid
*except for: Chinese, Jewish, amputees, Christians, or the Welsh…
They've definitely helped me thru some tough times tbh lol
I would have loved to listen to these live on a Saturday. the excitement of waiting for them to come on.
Only to find out it was another 'Best of'.
Same here, mate. I think I was about 11 when these first started airing. Had no idea about them back then.
David Mcmenemy I was about 10 or 11 too. And I’m American so I wouldn’t have known about them here.
of a saturday
@@kraken589 I'm from California, I discovered these guys in '09 or 2010 I believe & been listening ever since.
I'm Welsh and I haven't moved on from these broadcasts over 10 years ago. Karl has a point
DId you ever randomly lose your shopping? ;)
Fortunately I'm from Cardiff which is alright
your feelings towards Anne Robinson?...
Stephen Quinn Canadian here. I've got every radio broadcast and podcast memorized haha. I'll never get bored of these guys.
Haha same! Side note; love your Red Dwarf picture 😂
"I don't know what we're doing now with our lives Steve" I love Ricky's moments of self awareness when he realises how mad the show is
ShaunRL whoosh 💨
It's in those moments I remember that this was actually broadcast live on commercial radio lol
@@Melbourne_Approach We will never see the likes again.
We went from Karl being worried about being on the poster to having multiple series on Sky where he travelled the world. What a career trajectory.
He needed his boiler fixed
@@Christoff070 Suzanne wanted a new kitchen
He learnt, you gotta have yer critics.
@@Christoff070 Ricky saw an opportunity
He went from being a stressed out baby with a frown, to a household name.
Those little chuckles you do out loud when your drifting off is a great feeling.
6:00 Ricky's "Maaaaaaaaars" callback to the previous Songs of Phrase made me laugh out loud right when I was falling asleep
Bar Bar Bar
16.46 when Steve says "well he said it on Songs of Praise"... had me in stitches and cannot believe Ricky didn't react more! Sharp as a knife!
Yeah another one of his brilliant quips
one of Steve's best episodes.
Bartitsvah
Love the episode where Steve is grieved about his taxi fair to the airport.. but looking forward to hearing this one to better it.
"If i was listening to me on the radio, i wouldn't know what i looked like" classic Karl
"And you saw like the little stable door closing?"
always laugh hard at that part, tough when I'm almost asleep.
It's actually frightening when Ricky shouts manically at Karl, and cackles like a madman halfway through. XD
love these
hahaha
I love the moment Karl's talking about giving away tights and cigars at his disco, and Ricky realising nothing's changed "we play records and we give away crap that we found, it 'asn't changed has it?!"
Yeah, brilliant. And weirdly sweet
"Buy it, sell it, the game's getting hard! Cuz someone's dealing you a losing card!" Hahaha love it when Ricky sings the theme song to Bread.
Kirk Wilson Gotta find it get us a share gotta make bread out of nothin' but air
AboutFalling It’s great eh! Pure Ray Stokes style.🤣
@@tetsuoshima7385 are you 'avin a laff?
Series 2 is the heart and soul of XFM shows
😍
24:27 this bit does me every time "I'm fairly confident" 😂😂😂😂
smerch was Class in this Ep
Said no-one ever.
Joe Faulkner rare but he's on form here
Bender
@@kylesmith6874 rare? Merchant is the genius of these 3. Always on the ball with witticism.
Mr Blue Sky Thank Christ someone said it lol. One half of the great mind behind The Office amongst many other award winning shows and movies. Not to mention his solo stuff is impressive too.
"That's on its way to the hospice"
"postage and packaging"... omg, I cried!
Imagine packaging a bengal tiger?!
Ricky’s heavy breathing. Gotta love it
This may be my favourite episode of the show. Gold from start to finish.
"Close the stable door" is the funniest thing in broadcast history.
'From 1983...'
'...Illegal Briefs'
'hahaHAHAHA!'
Gets me every time.
I love that in Karl's mind, Jesus lived in a stable for his whole life on Earth.
with a donkey
I always love when Karl has a go at Steve about his appearance ! :)
"I'm not havin' a go, right Steve, but..."
38:16 "he speaks... highly educated... photographer"
“And we get sued by the estate of Charles M Schultz...” 😂😂
ricky breathing
He's SO FUCKING LOUD on the mic all the time! Hahah
Jennifer Nahulu Karl swallowing. 🤢Have a god damn glass of water, man!
I've been listening for ten years and this is the first time I've noticed it!
29:20
"Are you enjoying this, Pilkingtons??'
Had me in stiches
20:00 Ricks welsh accent kills me here every single time (err 284th I think....)
still does :P
#andstill
This is great 😂 catch you next year ❤️
@@CORNISHDUDE and now?
"I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that. Do you know what I mean? It's just- believe me on this. I'm right. It's best if you leave it."
You can't give away THAT mouse-mat, it's a piece of foam!
Arthur Ma
The finest intro of ANY show ever! "that's on its way to the hospice".... And to my knowledge, we never got the amusing link about the fly 😂😂😂
I love when Ricky remembers they are on air so he'll say "all right then, be careful" because they always go in the wrong direction.
Whilst consistantly probing others! ;D
R : *"Tell me what he called her Karl, I'm getting angry man!!!! Tell me what he called her!!!!"*
K : "No we'll leave tha'..."
R : *"TELL ME WOT 'E CALLED 'ER!!!!!!!!"*
S : "What did your father call the elephant head woman?"
R : *"TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
.....
K : "....Spod'ead....." :o
I'm Welsh and I grew up in Wales, I agree with Karl that Wales can be a bit dull, grey and depressing, especially out west where it's very rural. In some ways it is a bit like going back to 'the good old days ' and I think this is partly why so many older people from England come to retire in Wales (along with cheaper housing).
However, that said, I'd much rather live in Wales than London.
Yeah it’s a beautiful country. I spent a lot of childhood holidays there with coal fires and cold, empty beaches. It was lovely. I hope it never loses that, ‘cause anywhere can be a loud, modern hell hole.
Seriously, Ricky's constant mouth breathing into the mic does my head in here.
Are you enjoying this Pilkingtons??
"postage & packagism" 44:55 hahahaha
The Chinatown chat gets me every damn time
Could you imagine the Dilkingtons on Family fortunes.
"We asked 100 members of the public to name the most famous freaks..." x
BigJamook Hahaha you finished off with an x, ffs you're an idiot
you need to chill! xXx
I would love to see what they all look like.
don't you mean XFMily Fortunes?
The stable door closing
hungover/still drunk gervais.
I'm amazed by how Karl never remembers how old he was during his childhood stories. It's always something like: I must have been about 7, 8, 9 or 10 or something. That's a 4 years span XD
"HOW OLD WERE YA!?!" x
+BigJamook how many candles you burnin
"About thirteen. No, about ten probably. Six."
Why don't you have direct access to YOUR memories?
In one of the podcasts he says he doesn’t remember anything before he was 6 but lots of times before or after he talks about stuff from when he was younger.
Signed by Kevin Spacey? That wouldn't go down so well now, lol.
Put that on ebay for four pounds fifty
And they went on about Savile on one show.!!!
@Alberto Sex scandal.?
@Alberto 🤦♀️🥴😵🤯
I mean, you could probably still sell that. There's always a buyer. Might even make more money for it since the scandal!
12:41 *"..course the was no television"* 🤣💀😭
Usually set to some flute/shanty song
Pilky's Makin Music is one of my favourite things from Karl's early years. I wish there was video of the two of them doing their rag-tag DJ set with Colin Makin flicking the lights on and off with the music and Karl doing the music at the desk, it must've looked adorable.
1:00:20 : R:"No,no,no, KARL! Tell me what he said!"
K:"No"
R:"You've already stitched him up, he's thieving things from little Welsh fellas!"
K:"I don't care..."
R:"Right, what did he call her?"
K:"I-I-I- Steve back me up on this..."
R:"NOOO!"
S:"Our opinion of him is already pretty low..."
R:"Look! Tell me what he said!"
K:"No, it's not I'm scared of what me dad gets, it's the person who's got..."
R:"SHE'S NOT LISTENING IS SHE?"
K:"Well, her 'eadphones wouldn't fit on 'er 'ead!"
R:"HAHAHAHAHA! Tell me what he called her!"
K:"I don't wan' to!"
R:"Tell me what he called her Karl, I'm getting angry man, Tell me what he called her!"
K:"No we'll leave that..."
R:"TELL ME WHAT HE CALLED HER!"
K:"It doesn't matter!"
R:"TELL ME WHAT HE CULLED ER! KARL, JUST F-, I'm gonna go mental"
S:"Seriously I want to know what he called her!"
R:"Right you are not gonna stop this show, we are not doing the next show until you tell me what he called her!"
S:"What did your father call the elephant head woman?"
R:"Tell me!"
.....
K:"....Spood'ead..."
Spud'ead...x
I love the effort mate, reading bits like that is awesome, cheers.
+orestisDisturbed Bravo for the wonderful transcript! Haha, it's not even that funny of a name, but the build up to it is just perfect
+orestisDisturbed I can just read this and I hear everything in my head XD
I think the XFM shows in book form would be fantastic.
Spod'ead :p
I'll never get bored of the Chinatown chat
"Course, there was no television."
Cracks me up every time 😂
I'd love to have an XFM mouse mat. Then I would have the same thing that they had their mouses on in the studio. Even if the mouse mats were cheap crap, due to it being a tin pot radio station.
blimey that DVD signed by Kevin Spacey would be worth a lot to true crime fans now
" 'er 'ed phones wouldn't fit on 'er 'ed "
Karl is so quick!
Does anyone else think that songs of phrase is actually genius ? The title as well as the quiz, it's easily the type of thing you'd hear on a decent radio show !
Execution was often poor, but the idea is the easily the most professional feature they ever had on the show.
Got a bit irritating after a while. It was no Rockbusters!
Lest we forget that the quiz was originally called 'Crosswords', but Phil emailed in to suggest the name 'Songs of Phrase'. One of the most clever ideas of the show wasn't even done by them!
Nothing is funnier than the maaaaaaaars bar bar bar thing to me. Grug humour but brilliant.
You notice that Ricky starts saying "ere 'Yarr" like Karl naturally does. hehe :)
songs of phrase killed me😅😅
I love how Karl is worried about the posters and how he might look and we get this image to represent the three of them
Wonder what the winner has done with that Kevin Spacey signature now
That song "Street Life" from Roxy Music is actually really good. It sounds like a legitimate 1970's rocker. Thanks for that Ricky. Now the "Bread" theme song, on the other hand....
possibly the best xfm episode of all time
Rad Larry not even in the top 5!
Next one's got to be up there as the best
Nah. There are loads better than this.
I wonder if Bob Dylan is aware that his song Blowin' in the Wind has been used in reference to a fart?
If you see a sailor..
Cockoff Gewgle I heard that's Stephen Mitchell's favourite Dylan song.
Bob drillby, aye where's me sailor gone?
+WollongongWacko Bob Drillboids and Blood On The Trabs and where's the sailor gunt? x
@@cockoffgewgle4993 Ooh, hello!
"he said it during Songs Of Praise". 🤣🤣
33:00 - I can't be the only one who gets sick of hearing that awful Turin Brakes whine?
quite glad i dont have to sit through all the songs thanks man moth aka dickie anderson
This really should be titled Bar-Titz-va
Brilliant
One of the best episodes imo
This is the best season by far
If I was listening to me on the radio....
Play a record.
"Who is he? Is he American?" Killed me.
Sadly in many states in the US you can buy tigers for only a couple thousand dollars. It's disgusting. Lots of rappers and boxers think it's cool to do and the tigers end up confined and neglected.
That's mostly untrue
+Samuel Newton it's definitely true, do you need me to google it for you?
Aren't most rappers and boxers black? x
I think it's a masculine ownership thing
+BigJamook What does that have to do with it?
Cheap as Chimps must be the shortest lived segment in radio history. It only lasted 2 episodes xD
The rice is right only lasted 1 😂
@@tomtooth7614 Yeah your right, and Big Mother didn't even have 1 game. 🤣
@@Jex2112 haha yes! and of course don't forget 15 Taiwan
you know... i've never worked out if this picture is a full photoshop job or if they actually did post like that with Karl. If it's real, im impressed by how straight Karl managed to keep his body.
I love how karl has to scold the audience so theyll email in songs of phrase answers haha
Man alive
17:13 LOL at Ricky's attempt at normal human speech.
8:54 “It’s a piece of foOoAam” timestamp
He's always having another bad face day.
He speaks.. highly educated…… photographer.
Tickles me everytime
You're the man
love this episode
Having a bath in Daz to kill two birds with one stone is the most Karl thing Ricky`s ever done!
More like Steve, trying to save a few quid!
24:26 A perfect example of Karls natural comedy timing and wit right there!
44:52 HAd me ROLLING!!!!!! out of context it is even funny
I feel the same about the Chinatown of Washington, D.C. lol. It's just literally a couple of streets! I doubt any Chinese people even live there anymore! Haha!
Steves amazing!
COVID-19 re-listen!
S: ''Nobody got all seven. Allthough in your little answer list there, you only listed six cause you got..your numbers went out of sync in your own brain. Well done. Once again, smooth. I tell you what, Karl. Why don't you next week, at least write down the answers for yourself.''
K: ''Don't need to.''
S: Well, you clearly do.
R: WHAHAHAHA, DON'T NEED TO!!!
Class! ;D
OOOOooooOOO- you can't give away that mousemat- it's a piece of foam.
Imagine listening to these live and not yet knowing what Karl looked like.
50:10 Karl says his DJ act was called Pilky’s Makin music coz his mate was called ‘summat Makin’. I feel sorry for Colin lol but good job Ricky remembered his first name😂
omg i havent heard this one. wooop wooop
I like this Songs of Phrase!
Quite catchy.
The amount of episodes where you can hear Ricky breathing is mad.
14:01 is such an aggressive laugh
29:20 "Are you enjoying this Pilkingtons"
My favorite part of Karl thinking baby Jesus had sex is that over a month prior this episode; he said he skipped reading the Bible in his hotel room, because there’s nothing in there he doesn’t know.
These almost make life worth living.
Truly, kept me going a few times i reckon. Wish I could tell them
It's funny that people then were more rude say what they think . And people didn't think they were being rude . People now love acting superior to boost their self esteem. They are so prideful and self focused. Ignore these people who love to make a drama and act morally superior.
Those were the days when people could tell the difference between a joke and an insult, these days you say a dark humoured joke and boom you get fired or publicly shamed
@@grease_monkey6078 👌
Wouldn’t have believed the $1800 tiger until I saw the tiger king...
"...Spud head"