XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 42 - Effin & Jeffin
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 14th June 2003.
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K-Man: "You know the sort of things I find incredible..."
Metchant: "...mirrors."
Pudding Brain - Metchant..... Who are you call sad! At least my mother still don’t cut my hair.
Smerch
Mitchell.
Stephen Michelin
one of his best lines
“I’ll tell you what’s not big and clever. A dwarf with learning difficulties.”
OoooOh CHEEKY... Freak of the WEEK
Any else love Steve's high pitched laugh?
Nope.
@@whitedragon9731 got to have yer critics
Eyes bulging with vocal high pitches...
@@whitedragon9731 W⚓.
@@whitedragon9731what’s tomato with you?
Say what you will about Steve but he is quick as a whip man. 31:38
“You know what I find incredible-“
“Mirrors”
He's a comedic genius no doubt.
His stand-up funnier than Ricky's
Not really
@@mkenne14I hope you can see the irony in responding with "not really" to someone pointing out clear evidence of Steve coming up with a clever, original response on the spot.
You might not find it funny, but Steve is fast with picking up on cues.
@omikronweapon It's not really clear evidence I've listened to it myself and I didn't think it was funny. You're opinion is different but I don't think he's as 'quick as a whip'. I find his jokes unfunny and usually mean spirited but each to their own.
‘You’re 7 years pregnant’ might be the greatest thing anyone has ever said
Or something...
Or something like tha’
"You could have brought it in yesterday."
"No I couldn't."
"Why not?"
"I hadn't thought of it."
"Mmm"
ricky almost accidently swearing is even funnier than him doing it on purpose
"Treatin' Suzanne. Like I do." HA
Such a lucky woman lol.
"She's done alright!" (;
See he likes to brag...
Treated to a box of 80 condoms.
she doesn't like plain chocolate
so i ate them
40:45 'I'll never give up on Karl' Now look where Karl has come, Ricky truley delivered on his project for Karl
He really did. He loves Karl so much, it's great.
+Ollied Now he's a nobody again
+k ..How so ????
+k
?
Karl will NEVER be a nobody. Actually no one is a nobody.
Instead of being in bed, I recently tried listening to these shows whilst working out. Absolutely impossible.
Lost Dolly amen
I’ll do that sometimes. I usually listen on the tube to pass the time but I get the weirdest looks when I laugh at stuff.
Lost Dolly I tried running to them, couldn’t do it
Push ups is the worst 😂 when Ricky bursts out laughing you lose all strength
I do that but only for 15 minutes on a incline walk on the treadmill
always the last chance for rock busters
I'm starting to think like Karl Pilkington. When he first mentioned the guy with lizard skin, I thought "He could've done that as an Educating Ricky thing and made the teaser headline 'Lizard Skynyrd"
Genius
"I'm guessing you'd be popping in with another hip-hop track full of effing and jeffing."
Rick Waller on a bargain bucket is a hilarious idea from Karl!
even in 2023......you can't complain with such an accurate analogy.
one of the best episodes of the entire series. Karl giggling at the beginning is genius. love falling asleep to these
I crack up every time karl does the little pause, telling about the monkey with big eyes...Steve...
Man moth you're a legend.
Like how he's all happy and laughing at the beginning but give it 5 minutes and they try to make him grumpy. Love it!!!
Even less than five minutes!
Karl tapping on the prizes in anger, "all packed up...here," 49:25, Too funny
I love comments like this that point out subtle funny stuff I didn't notice before even though I've heard these shows several times over.
Steve: "Elton John, you know, who started the biggest selling hit record, didn't he?, off the back of that..."
Karl: "hmmm"
Steve: "I mean so, is he incriminated as well?....
Karl: "if you want" HAHAHAHAHA
Absolutely hilarious!!! XD
“In a weird way, it taught me about all the problems” is criminally overlooked 😆
"You're seven years pregnant". Holy fuck Im dying
JockeK holy fuk the comedy character?
nicely done +Rachel Martin! ding dong...
or sumin like that
Chris Peters is that holy fuk again
@@janelane187oh herro!
"What if beadle had popped out and slapped you with his little claw" haha made me chuckle loudly
Hopefully this notification leads to you having another chuckle. Oh and, have a good Christmas, Dean.
I prefer the stuff he does about the wanking claw.
Jeremy beadle's got a bit of arthritis, SLF...
Awh, the infamous Karl leaving early episode...
Colin Evans need to be shooting off soonish
This is what makes these shows the best ever. I’ve never heard any other radio show in history when someone, not even a real presenter, just announces they need to leave early. Like in a proper job!!
Not to be Confused as when he leaves for Hastings, although I just was and had to skip to ensure that it wasn't that episode, as I've recently listened to on one of those ungodly new 4hr sleep comps. Hate them
@@TheSpyIII just
"So *I* couldn't get to Cornwall tonight if I had to?"
"Well... I've booked it now!"
I just realized "Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?" Is innuendo
Mothra Jenkins 😂
Well done
Iv splashed out on a few lady’s...
Face’s...
Alright Columbo.
Pay attention. That's part of it. You'll enjoy it more
"there's a whiff of controversy because Shipman has been mentioned"
This kills me everytime 😄
"He was in Jim?"
Possibly my favourite episode, it just has everything 😂
11:30 Service charge included is WILD. Karls a savage😂
"There's proof of that in this room" is fucking savage! 😂
"Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?"
+Eric Hardee 12:50, it just got me again.
"Steve, have you ever splashed-out on a lady?"
xD
"Arry The Boneless - you know what you're gonna get".
"What if Beadle had jumped out and slapped you with his little claw" 10:00 made laugh so hard hahaha
'went to Russia to do some business'
I love how he always personifies them
I have bought a big toblerone for myself
Are you planning to drive to Dundee in your bare feet? x
I fear any toblerone inspired barefooted drive to Dundee could never be planned.
Did it increase your testerone? ;D
@@HopeVJusticeincreased my cholesterol
Found rik waller's UA-cam account
Remember when Steve was annoyed at Karl keeping his 50p change because it's not up to Karl to decide? But it is okay for Steve to decide whether he gets a reward from somebody's bank account.
Christophee1987 I sympathize with Steve on this one. Besides, he took 30 quid from a wealthy trust fund baby as his self determined award for returning the card.
I'm pretty sure Steve is lieing. Cash machines spit cards out after a certain amount of time. If you listen to Steve talk you can tell when he's lieing for humour effect and when he's not. A bit like when he says people returned The Office DVDs because they didn't like them. Total Bs story. The fact you believe them concerns me
@@Crashoverride774 the fact it concerns you concerns me
@@Crashoverride774 though I do agree, Steve doesnt get enough rep for the funny comedic anecdotes he riffs
@@Crashoverride774 the difference being, we can totally see Steve doing this, and it's a HUGE setup for a punchline that isn't very FUNNY either way. It's a cute anecdote but it's really not worth telling unless it's true. There's also way too much defending of his actions and rationalisations for it to be just a funny story. As well as Ricky completely going along with the story, when he knew Steve's habits and sense of humor very well, and being in the room with him, able to see his body language. Neither one laughing for a moment at the other's reaction.
Some jab at the Office DVD's came around just about every other show and is a very recognisable self-insult. We all know that Steve and Ricky are quite proud of the Office, so it's clear sarcasm when they imply it's rubbish. Aside even from the giggling that most always goes along with it. A story where Steve attempts sarcasm/humor at being stingey wouldn't be very clear, because it's well established that he is tight with money, so it would make no comedic sense to make up a story about it. There's no surprise, and therefor no punchline.
Unless you believe that every single bit about the 50p is also made up.
Not to be an asshole but "you can tell" doesn't work as an argument. Because (assuming it WAS a lie) some people can obviously NOT tell from the way he talks.
Long way of saying, I very much doubt it was a lie. (possible though)
This is one of my favourite episodes. Too many classic moments
Forget flat earth, forget the moon landing - Princess Diana's death was orchestrated by all the flower companies and sir Elton John.
If you want
Nearly 20 years on and Columbo is still heavily shown on TV lol.
I agree with Ricky here., it's one of my favorites.
@@Demon-Psychiatrist Same. I love Columbo!
how can someone dislike these videos
You're obviously not a rich student who left their card in the ATM.
You're not auntie Nora then I take it
You’re not dicky anders
@@kraken589 nah mate. The dick-meister is their biggest fan. He'd never dislike.
You're not Wendy then
`36:00 ''He's over there in a bucket, having noodles.''
Hehehe! ^^ "No I was just thinkin'.. If you've got a small flat..."
Just watched David Brent life on the road. You loyal xfm fans are going to love certain jokes and moments ripped right from these radio shows.
enjoy.
WollongongWacko ho Lee fuk
Err...right...this is a dark walkway, but there's no M's and O's here.
Movie. Initials A.
Alley N's......Alleyn's.....Aliens.
@@zombiemodeaj This is a desperate feature
@@1984ekulplay a record
"Ohh .... Rockbusters."
17:15 idk why but this rockbusters jingle kills me.
Nice hawk! (:
The flower company conspiracy. Amazing. It's so outlandish that it's got to be true hasn't it?
I can't believe there aren't more comments about it! It's an incredible moment - I've never heard it before. Amazing!
Do you think Elton John was also implicated?
I love the sound Ricky makes at 36:05 when he realised what Karl's about to say.
I always love it when there’s a free freak.
Can I just say, I’ve lived in Cornwall all my life and I drive past the Monkey Sanctuary that Karl’s on about every week on my way to church. I’ve never popped in though, I’ve heard it’s not very good.
Have you been to Flambards though? 😅
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw I have! Do you think that's the amusement place he was on about?
@@AndrewLavers Haha. Me too. Frequently! It's still going isn't it?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that might be the one. It had tanks and the war museum/Victorian village, house of mirrors and I remember all the gnomes too! Must be!
Imagine seeing the little baldy whinging Manc with his parents! 🤣 x
@@maximumbeans9310 Haha. Yeah, I'm still here, brother. Been listening to these shows regularly for a decade now, averaging four per day. They're like medicine to me. I don't know if I should be sectioned or what. x
The way Karl says 'uh I don't know what it was' at 35:16 is one of my favourite Karl momenets
So so true
Lol at Karl.
"I'd let them know, service charge included."
Ending the show with “there’s proof of that in this room” is just hilarious 😂
The end tag with Ricky and Steve by themselves slagging off Cornwall is hilarious! 😂
On the shipman rock busters ..."I think me mams mate used to use him" play a record quickly haha.
12:50 Steve walked right into that one.
Anybody else listening in 2019?🤗🤗🤗
2021!
“Mirrors” is my fave joke 😂
57:02
Oh, ee’s talkin’ about me! I’m a little ‘airy lizard man… on a stick
Thanks for these moth man, keeping me very entertained at work!
I've actually found one i haven't heard before. Brilliant!!!
31:46 I’m crying 😂 HE was pregnant
And he’s 7 years pregnant
When is the last time Man Moth responded to a comment?
"I had a dream about Karl last night... can I sue?" x'D!!
Urm.. why would you dream about me? xD x
xD ok..
+BigJamook Are you trying to pull a girl via UA-cam? xD
+Joey Lock hahaha! through a tube/chube! great reference dude.
We all have dreams about Karl.
Karl's boy being pregnant was the funniest I've ever heard.
Ha ha he he ho ho...It begins with Karl's giggling. Thought maybe this one would be cheerful. 2 minutes in...and Steve and Karl already in an argument. Love it!
Just the other day I found someone's card at the shops. Could've used paywave to get summit but I just slipped it through the doors of a closed police beat.
After so many times round I still don't know all the rockbusters answers.
so what about elton john, is he incriminated as well?
'...if you want'
made me laugh out loud on a train today
I'm a little hairy lizard man... On a stick.
Stab Lady Wife
Not long until the panel have to judge if she's lost her looks or not
Manchester United and moaning
a'ight.
Gerard G. I
I love this!!! Best thing ever!!
I love how chaotic the start of this episode is
Steve: He twisted his ankle and had to be wheeled around in a wheelchair because he went out jogging, stepped on a tin can in the street and fell over.
*Ricky: Who left that there??*
'Because you've not slept well since you were 14'
'12'
I love how quickly Karl corrects Ricky
23:26 "When apes go mental"
Every time I hear about that Steve story and the ATM I'm shocked all over again. Not only that but he actually thinks it was justified all these years later. He's the type of bloke who gets into a huff because of 50p yet he steals others money and thinks it's good. I can't get my head around that.
@Jacob Jaywant Well at least you're honest that you're just a thief and not trying to make your thievery look like an act of benevolence.
True. Its like checking everyone's door, and if you find one unlocked you can just help yourself because they had had a brain fart.
Sure you could... but you'd be a thief just the same as if you'd broken a window.
I think he only said it because of the shock value tho. I don't think leaving an atm card in would just leave the account open. Im 38, and since I can remember of atms, if you left card in it'd ask for pin again after 1 minute if inactivity. Then after series of beeps, it'd just confiscate the card
Steve is a complete miser
59:00 they are abousutly correct about Cornwall 😂
"You know the sort of things I find incredible."
"Go on."
"Errrmmm..."
"MIRRORS."
I don't get why Steve gets all the abuse in comments vis a vis his taking of the £30. Not that I'm defending him, but Karl said he'd have done the same, and yet he seems to get off scot free. Why is that?
I think it's because it's coupled with all of the bad things Steve has said in the past, because he the worst of the 3 of the
them*
Er, because he didn't actually do it?
Vis a vis, Steve has not yet passed his forklift driver test.
Because Karl is quite likeable
stephen you little criminal!!! never suspected that
Little? x
+BigJamook stop leaving kisses...
+Mr Bwabbers Why? x
BigJamook Do it to others if you want, if you reply to me, don't.
+Mr Bwabbers But why not? xx
Bauhaus isn't working!
35:40 they're talking about Ivar The Boneless. Not Harry LMFAO
this is absolute gold, one of the best 😂
Is there anyone else who is baffled by the fact Karl speaks about how Father's Day is a con and that his dad has told him to never get him a card, and then less than five minutes later he tells a story about buying his dad a Father's Day card in WHSmith?
I mean that story could have taken place before his dad became miserable enough to tell him not to buy a card.
I feel like Steve saying the emails complained that it was the worst Rockbusters ever because it was too easy created a supervillain and some of the impossible Rockbusters to come in the future.
Lmao Karl and Steve’s bickering is priceless
This is a top 3 episode for sure
Ricky's idea that banning cigarettes would solve more problems than it would cause is one his dumbest ever lol.
Eric Viola How so
This Gen Last Gen prohibition makes more crime and what not, look up repercussions of alcohol prohibition or the drug war.
I get his point, though- he makes it better in another episode about Prince Harry smoking. It's hard to shame someone for doing something when it's completely legal. You can't have someone for smoking unless it's illegal. I think it's more of an intellectual point than one he would enforce.
Faulty tooth. Forty tooth. Episode 42. Bloody hell that darens good in' he.
I can't believe Steve took that money... there's a big difference between keeping $30 that you find on the street and actually withdrawing it from a person's bank account.
Even finding a wallet, keeping a few dollars, and returning the lost wallet to the owner with all the cards and everything is not as bad as that.
He is not a good person.
Didn't he say at the end of the story he was 19? Not that it's ok, but teenagers are pretty irrational.
+Joy Woffindin I think he said that he'd actually do it again in the same situation though right?
+hsswutee And if the world was going to end he'd smash up a bar and murder someone.
+Joy Woffindin Yeah he said he'd do it again.
I'm with Ricky on this 100% -- it's terrible Steve did that.
+Burial although karl said that he would kick a duck up the arse...
10:30 I remember hearing this go out live and thought: if you had rinsed their account out, they could have argued it was a robbery; cos you took 30 quid out, they wouldn't have been able to claim it back.
that doesn't work.
Ricky's got morals, fair play.
Can't believe Steve admitted to the card story.
The card story is a lie.
He has money, not morals
@@Crashoverride774 Show proof or your accusation means nothing.
@@DovahFett oh fuck off you complete loser. Just listen to the story and you can tell it's bullshit
'this is a doddle'.
Karl is talking about the legendary Viking, Ivor the Boneless; a character brought to live in the show Vikings on amazon prime.
I really hate to say this, but I think I would have with-drawn a hell of a lot more money than £30. Like if the card was sat there and ready for the money to be taken, I wouldn't have just withdrawn a lot more. Not all of it, cos then you've probably screwed them right over. But yeah, I'd have taken a lot more than £30! Am I that much of a bad person for saying that?
Oh and also, I'd be careful with how I spent it. Ie. I wouldn't just go out and blow it all on one thing, cos that'd be a bit dangerous.
+DowzerWTP72 *I* wouldn't have taken anything, but I'm not knocking Steve for taking 30 pounds.
Except there are cameras on pretty much all ATMs so that's pretty dumb
If they have loads of money and I could, I'd take a bit and give it to some charity or homeless person nearby. But not much, because they could be saving up for a marriage or something.
Steve quipping back Karl with the 'Generous guy' remark then hearing Karls defeated mumble after. 10/10
I need to somehow invent a job where one can get paid to listen to these $$$
Do these shows for a topic on Mastermind
I have just bought the first 3 seasons of Columbo.. I don't watch television
Hahaha
Columbo is on netflix too. I love that show.
R - "Steal, or go to heaven? You went, oh dear..umm"