Doctor Who: Best of Strax Compilation

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  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 6 років тому +1830

    "Best of Strax Compilation"
    *Literally every clip where Strax has dialogue*
    Yep, that sounds about right

  • @luminozero
    @luminozero 7 років тому +1082

    Strax: "Madam Vastra sent me to offer you grenades."
    Doctor: "Grenades?"
    Strax: "...She might have said 'help'."

    • @wkcia
      @wkcia 6 років тому +98

      To be fair to a Sontaran that is basically a synonym

    • @bigbadmodernwolf6078
      @bigbadmodernwolf6078 6 років тому +25

      At least he had second thoughts on that sentence so he ain't that much dumb

    • @StephenNowlan
      @StephenNowlan 6 років тому

      did he say that in the video?

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 4 роки тому +2

      Grenades can be a big help, when you need to turn your enemies into red mist.

  • @Error-ts7tt
    @Error-ts7tt 7 років тому +863

    My favourite line Isn't on here but I'll put it down anyway:
    "Do not attemt to escape or you will be oblitorated...may I take your coat?"

    • @akbubs
      @akbubs 6 років тому +12

      That line is from an episode in 2014. This video was published in 2013

    • @awesomeeliam7882
      @awesomeeliam7882 6 років тому +13

      Walter Seeganna easy, he is a Time Lord

    • @LoveShaysloco
      @LoveShaysloco 5 років тому +1

      that's why you have to love strax

    • @ParadoxEngineer
      @ParadoxEngineer 5 років тому +18

      "I'm not wearing a coat."
      "Then may I take your clothes?"

    • @MochaTea94406
      @MochaTea94406 5 років тому +4

      @@akbubs it was in the Christmas episode that the first few clips are from.

  • @Jarock316
    @Jarock316 7 років тому +482

    'Put down your gun human female!' For once, Strax got someone's gender right.

    • @davefromaccounting5209
      @davefromaccounting5209 5 років тому +39

      I like to believe he didn't and thought he was calling a man a woman.

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 4 роки тому +11

      What annoys me is that he calls every other person scum but calls his enemy by their proper gender.

    • @brimstoneclub
      @brimstoneclub 4 роки тому +7

      @@adarshkamoda9183 at least he's consistent in that sense.

    • @W0LV1E45
      @W0LV1E45 4 роки тому +3

      Strax always assume that long haired humans are woman. 😅

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 роки тому +2

      @@W0LV1E45 Um, missed when he called short haired boy 'girl'.

  • @fiddlesticksmeow6269
    @fiddlesticksmeow6269 7 років тому +733

    Vastra: But what is the light?
    Jenny: It's beautiful...
    Strax: Shall I destroy it?
    Vastra: Shut up, Strax.

  • @AmeliaJones12564
    @AmeliaJones12564 7 років тому +818

    Strax discovering Glasgow.. bloody brilliant.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +70

      The only race in the universe, more belligerent than the Sontarons... Glaswegians

    • @foolsfortune1677
      @foolsfortune1677 5 років тому +9

      @@weldonwin
      Some of us aren't THAT aggressive.

    • @aCanadien
      @aCanadien 5 років тому +16

      @@foolsfortune1677 "That"

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +17

      The only place besides Sontar that a Sontaran likes

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +11

      Glasgow Ha!

  • @HannibalHanslaughter
    @HannibalHanslaughter 7 років тому +890

    "Horse! You have failed your mission!"

    • @johnelam23
      @johnelam23 7 років тому +64

      Hanibal Channiblo “4th one this week and I’m not even hungry”

    • @uw0t314
      @uw0t314 6 років тому +60

      DO YOU HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE YOUR SUMMARY EXECUTION?

    • @bigben028cards1
      @bigben028cards1 6 років тому +22

      @@uw0t314 the usual story

    • @eulalie7035
      @eulalie7035 5 років тому +6

      We are lost, with no sign of sweetville

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +13

      I love the implication of him constantly shooting the horses and devouring them. Me thinks he takes the phrase “i could eat a whole horse” a little too literally.

  • @CommanderCharms
    @CommanderCharms 7 років тому +884

    "I wonder, where do Sontarans go for their holidays?"
    "Glasgow."

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 7 років тому +67

      They like it rough and primitive.

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 7 років тому +43

      CommanderCharms I would have love to see Strax & Archie fight it out.

    • @celt67
      @celt67 6 років тому +12

      Silence. Girl.

    • @BigJubble
      @BigJubble 6 років тому +24

      As someone raised in Glasgow that moment made me cry laughing.

    • @stuartmacleod7466
      @stuartmacleod7466 6 років тому +4

      Jubble my dad was from there

  • @cah137-y4s
    @cah137-y4s 7 років тому +691

    It eternally disappoints me that the Paternoster Gang hasn't gotten their own spinoff.

    • @marcelvinolo3473
      @marcelvinolo3473 7 років тому +11

      Christoph TSS amen

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 7 років тому +24

      They did have a comic series of there adventures but it has ended.

    • @karlnemo8658
      @karlnemo8658 6 років тому +65

      I know; if any Doctor Who characters deserve a spin-off, it's the Paternoster Gang. Just the character development of Strax would be an opportunity for real depth; how does a member of one of the Doctor's worst enemies wind up becoming a loyal associate and friend? That's a story worth telling.

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes 6 років тому +21

      Yeah same though. I massively enjoyed the sweetville episode. And the part where the three are investigating on their own is one of my favorite parts in the entire series

    • @DJ_Maysonic
      @DJ_Maysonic 6 років тому +8

      There is a set of audio stories about them coming soon

  • @R.e.m.y.H.
    @R.e.m.y.H. 7 років тому +591

    Strax breastfeeding River Song... there's something I never want to see...

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 7 років тому +69

      Really? I want it as my wallpaper. And by that, I mean the walls in my room. And my computer. And possibly the dashboard of my car.

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 7 років тому +32

      Jeremiah90526 I have no words

    • @saicharangarrepalli9590
      @saicharangarrepalli9590 6 років тому +7

      Jeremiah90526 Huh that's weird

    • @jodyhenhawk4480
      @jodyhenhawk4480 6 років тому +2

      enterthehatch2 I

    • @erebusvonmori8050
      @erebusvonmori8050 5 років тому +15

      Rule 34 probably has you covered. Unfortunately.

  • @smokewolf4636
    @smokewolf4636 7 років тому +729

    we all know it, almost every scene Strax is in is his best

    • @Alexander-gg6mf
      @Alexander-gg6mf 7 років тому +1

      sthornewell39 yes it does, and he is very much correct

    • @xtac6435
      @xtac6435 6 років тому

      Agreed

    • @FutureReverberations
      @FutureReverberations 6 років тому +2

      Strax was in a bad scene once. The time lords use it to frighten Chuck Norris.

    • @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER
      @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER 6 років тому

      Joseph When Chuck Norris takes a shit, it is a Sontorran every time.
      It's job is to kick the ass of everyone in the galaxy that Chuck Norris cannot be bothered with.
      One of these Chuck Norris poos was named Strax.

  • @leonthomas4680
    @leonthomas4680 7 років тому +979

    ''I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid''
    Dying

  • @coladict
    @coladict 6 років тому +158

    Every scene with Strax is pure gold!
    "It was a violent and unprovoked attack, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE!"

  • @mysticstardust1109
    @mysticstardust1109 7 років тому +183

    dalek: Exterminate
    cyberman: delete
    strax: acid!

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 6 років тому +4

      Mystic Stardust
      And he's so cheerful!

    • @treygc3291
      @treygc3291 4 роки тому +6

      Grenade!

    • @Saznaki
      @Saznaki 3 роки тому

      Ahhhh what!!! Who even write these?? What Planet is Strax from anyway??

  • @thechampdavidgroves3486
    @thechampdavidgroves3486 7 років тому +341

    admit it, we all love strax

    • @batmanz9733
      @batmanz9733 7 років тому

      the champ David Groves no strax ruined the whole point of the zontarans

    • @grumbu5
      @grumbu5 7 років тому +6

      Batmanz oh fuck off stop finding the bad side in doctor who

    • @zorkmid1083
      @zorkmid1083 7 років тому +11

      Batmanz Not necessarily, he was one individual Sontaran. I get the impression he is something of a misfit, though a diligent one.

    • @FutureReverberations
      @FutureReverberations 6 років тому +2

      +Batmanz "Sontarans" Pedantry aside though.... nah.

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 4 роки тому +3

      @@batmanz9733 He explained what he is doing is a punishment from the Doctor so that is a thing.

  • @VoidFish
    @VoidFish 6 років тому +355

    "UNHAND ME RIDICULOUS REPTILE!" lmfao, that scene always has me laughing.

  • @benlyon4739
    @benlyon4739 6 років тому +143

    Only on Sontar are 80% casualties considered acceptable

    • @TheAngrySaxon1
      @TheAngrySaxon1 4 роки тому +4

      Well, there's also the USSR, PRC, and DPRK.

    • @benlyon4739
      @benlyon4739 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheAngrySaxon1 See also the Death Korps of Krieg

    • @TheRocketdrive
      @TheRocketdrive 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheAngrySaxon1 dont forget the imperium of man

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 4 роки тому +10

      I think the more important problem here is that he considers 80% casualties acceptable when there's only three of them.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheRocketdrive when i heard that line I desperately hoped someone would mention the Imperium of Man.
      Thank you, love

  • @WolfieRich1
    @WolfieRich1 7 років тому +356

    I'd gladly have Strax by my side.

    • @djwagner7940
      @djwagner7940 7 років тому +21

      WolfieRich oh sure, great guy to have around, until tried to kill you for the glory of the Sontaran Empire!

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +20

      WolfieRich SIR EMERGENCY I THINK IVE BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAB!!

    • @squiddymcsquidface3097
      @squiddymcsquidface3097 6 років тому +3

      Would you let Strax feed your babies tho?

  • @yahqaskaluso4585
    @yahqaskaluso4585 6 років тому +131

    "Surrender your 'women' and 'intellectuals'"
    Lmfao what?

    • @ellieadele3769
      @ellieadele3769 5 років тому +13

      Yahqas Kaluso sadly that's almost exactly what the Mongols would demand whenever they conquered a city.

    • @mldag1678
      @mldag1678 4 роки тому +11

      he always does mix up genders so I think he's referring to the men and intellectuals but it's still weird to say lol

    • @Saznaki
      @Saznaki 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Arent they one of the same though 😏😅

    • @ChosenMan37
      @ChosenMan37 3 роки тому

      @@Saznaki no lol

    • @Saznaki
      @Saznaki 3 роки тому

      @@ChosenMan37 lol

  • @sword4005
    @sword4005 7 років тому +295

    i can see why the sontarions have not won their war in 50000 years

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 6 років тому +54

      I can’t see why they’ve managed to not lose in 50000 years.

    • @dutchalfred553
      @dutchalfred553 6 років тому +7

      I'd like to see more of the Rutans.

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 5 років тому +28

      To be fair, Strax was specifically dishonored and removed from the standard corps for... something. So they made him a nurse.

    • @tomlawrence1335
      @tomlawrence1335 5 років тому +16

      @@Dragonlover553 he helped someone I don't remember who but sontarans view helping other species as a dishonor and treason that's why he had to leave

    • @ivanfu1084
      @ivanfu1084 4 роки тому +2

      Dark Kronis they like to keep the war as long as possible

  • @hollywoodghostbusters9869
    @hollywoodghostbusters9869 7 років тому +306

    they need to make Strax a companion to the Doctor. between him wanting to kill everyone and the Doctor wanting to save everyone, it would make for one hell of a series!

    • @Zer-db1bp
      @Zer-db1bp 6 років тому +23

      Mike Serot
      Dude that is the show of my dreams

    • @henrykjohn78
      @henrykjohn78 6 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @sambenyamin
      @sambenyamin 6 років тому +5

      Trillion times better than nardole

    • @user-cy7ki7ms1q
      @user-cy7ki7ms1q 6 років тому +1

      Mike Serot yeah

    • @alipaloba398
      @alipaloba398 5 років тому +1

      @@sambenyamin Alternatively, both Strax AND Nardole.

  • @Drac0Meteor
    @Drac0Meteor 7 років тому +232

    "I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid"
    Pity that never became a meme.

    • @hackfraudfilms
      @hackfraudfilms 7 років тому +14

      Ikr, Dalek memes are getting old, we need Strax/Sontaran memes.

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 6 років тому +7

      It's never too late to change the future

    • @kalinystazvoruna8702
      @kalinystazvoruna8702 4 роки тому

      @@obliviousotterI - THAT I'm going to put on a tee shirt!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +1

      "HORSE! YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION!!"

  • @saalkz.a.9715
    @saalkz.a.9715 7 років тому +369

    Seriously, does three (misfits) need there own spin of series, that would've been definitely great (for the glory of the Sontaran empire). Strax us funny as hall!

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 7 років тому +20

      It would indeed be an awesome spin-off, but I think the effort to put on both Vastra's and Strax's makeup might be a major hurdle for a regular series, sadly.

    • @saalkz.a.9715
      @saalkz.a.9715 7 років тому +7

      Jakk Frost You could be right, but there are other sci-fi shows with (sometimes even main) characters who wore the same or more makeup and they managed it. I have to admit that I'm not just a whovian but a treki fan as well, so I do remember a show called Star Trek Deep Space 9 (1990's). Back then some actors spend 6 hours (3 to put it on and 3 to strip it, some even more) every shooting day in front of a makeup artist to achieve the proper look. So if they could do it back then it should be possible nowadays as well.

    • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
      @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 7 років тому +3

      The Shadow Kin from Class either had pretty good CGI or a lot of good costume design/makeup.

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 7 років тому +4

      +Saalk Z. Alar ~ That's true, but I believe they also had a budget well over $1 million per episode which, with inflation, would be nearing $2 million today. Not sure how much NuWho episodes cost.
      Also, in DS9, they got a little sloppy with some of the regular characters makeup over time. Dax's spots started looking less fluid and natural, and more like a painted on strip.

    • @saalkz.a.9715
      @saalkz.a.9715 7 років тому +3

      Jonathan Nicholls It was probably a combination of both makeup & CGI, and btw they were a pretty cool alien race.

  • @Pandora7985
    @Pandora7985 7 років тому +780

    The kid who gave directions basically said his name is Tom Tom. One of the early GPS versions they had.

    • @mrmcjoeshmoes0123
      @mrmcjoeshmoes0123 7 років тому +72

      I think that's the point

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 7 років тому +7

      Pandora7985
      Terrible joke

    • @bugleboy624
      @bugleboy624 7 років тому +35

      Pandora7985 I loved that scene. I am all about anachronisms, especially when they make perfect sense in the context of the scene. Gets me every time.

    • @draconiclady0610
      @draconiclady0610 7 років тому +14

      I knew the kid's name before they even said it.

    • @John_Fx
      @John_Fx 7 років тому +7

      Thanks Captain Obvious!

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 років тому +29

    I love how Strax instinctively called his boss a "ridiculous reptile".

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 7 років тому +86

    "4th one this week, and I am not even hungry", Couldn't stop laughing after that one XD

  • @mr.bunnywabbit2048
    @mr.bunnywabbit2048 7 років тому +196

    The best of Strax compilation? Every single second he's on the show.

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 7 років тому +4

      Mr. BunnyWabbit that seems under appreciative

    • @colboy1fish
      @colboy1fish 5 років тому +5

      Not quite... They missed the "Don't worry they are unarmed."
      "So are we"
      "Don't give our enemy our militairy secrets"

  • @madhattergamer3567
    @madhattergamer3567 7 років тому +404

    GUYS, I FOUND A WAY TO GENETICALLY MAKE A STRAX!
    Step 1: get a potato
    step 2: get googly eyes
    step 3: glue the eyes on the potato and give it a small suit
    BOOM! A STRAX! LOL

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +27

      mad hatter gamer send it to Glasgow after

    • @madhattergamer3567
      @madhattergamer3567 7 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @drayton333
      @drayton333 7 років тому +26

      Don't forget you must make him able to produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluids

    • @blitz7326
      @blitz7326 7 років тому +16

      And give it a grenade. Lol

    • @stuartmacleod7466
      @stuartmacleod7466 6 років тому

      mad hatter gamer there is 1 more thing u for got take over the world

  • @meganpeach9518
    @meganpeach9518 7 років тому +121

    Sir emergancy, i think ive been run over by a cab!
    I died! 😂😂

    • @eulalie7035
      @eulalie7035 5 років тому +1

      Must have been a vicious cab.
      I know that it's a joke

  • @rajvader
    @rajvader 7 років тому +239

    Okay... Goofy as he may seem at times, Strax is actually a pretty impressive medic. I mean, at 7:00, he rather casually cured DEATH!
    The Doctor really ought to see him about the little vision problem he's having now!

    • @michaellatner975
      @michaellatner975 7 років тому +21

      Well what happened how he explained it is that she was in sort of a coma, he just hard reset her heart with a very powerful electric shock, like a defibrilator

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 7 років тому +18

      Final Boss Veigar, you're mostly right, though Jenny was in fact dead. She was basically scared to death, as Strax explained she suffered Total Cardiac Collapse induced by shock.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 6 років тому +16

      "Basically cured death".
      With a defibrillator. You know, that thing we already have and use.

    • @numberoneintrovert
      @numberoneintrovert 6 років тому +3

      rajvader He is exceptional at CPR.

    • @trapbuilder2283
      @trapbuilder2283 6 років тому +12

      StarWarsomania I know this is late, but Defibrillators don't restart hearts. They stop hearts to end fibrillation. When someone flat lines, they can't be saved with a defibrillator

  • @Sky-bu1jj
    @Sky-bu1jj 6 років тому +29

    Doctor: What is the first thing you do when you find something you have _never_ seen before?
    Strax: *Get a grenade!*

  • @richardseaton2423
    @richardseaton2423 5 років тому +30

    Such a shame, because for all his appearance, Strax is an impressively rational being for his situation.
    "I'm the clever one. You're the potato one."
    "Yes sir." (Oh if you weren't my commanding officer...)
    (Be in middle of active combat siege)
    "What now madam! I have a list of several potential reenforcement options to cement our position to fend off the retaliatory assault"
    "No Strax."
    "B-But madam."
    "No"
    "Fine, I'll go and do it myself."
    "I wonder how Jenny is getting on."
    (Ohh, I can tell one of these jokes I've been hearing about,)
    Tells joke, gives obvious grin to indicate joke.
    Commanding officer doesn't understand. Thinks I'm being serious with stupid military plan.
    MFW she honestly thinks I'm that stupid.
    Lo and behold. My commanders have continued the siege, and have run into armed resistance and, being passive, cannot advance.
    Good thing I flanked above and am armed then.
    They actually look relieved I turned up.
    Human female shoots at me. I shoot human female in arm to disarm her instead of outright kill, as I was taught.
    She slips and falls off the stairs. Still a win.
    Commander is giving interesting briefing.
    Foe wants fittest and most beautiful subjects.
    I'm genetically spliced together over thousands of years of genetic development to produce the fittest combative individual of my species.
    Voice idea.
    Get laughed at, told limp, gangly human boy is going.
    Irrational, but oh well. Commanders orders.
    Advise issuing of military equipment, because commander isn't to versed in such things.
    Commander asks why. Because going into enemy territory always needs the right equipment for basic safety, duh.
    Besides, it's in the north.
    In the middle of enjoying my day off. Actually getting to real combat, because I never get to do this kind of thing.
    Feels so damn refreshing.
    Oh course. Get interrupted as it starts getting good.
    The things I do for duty.
    Wake up in unknown area. Unarmed for such an event.
    Need to bluff way out of this.
    My species is known for being the best at war. Tell them base is surrounded, and act like we've conquered it like every other.
    Hubris makes good opening defence.
    Commander is rattled. Fleshy human boy is down.
    Check vitals. No heartbeat.
    Commander is going crazy. This is why we don't allow relationships.
    Take temporary command as commander is unfit. Resuscitate boy. Comfort commander, such things are a bit stressing for those involved.
    See final heart of Tomb. Seems to be designed to contain this...light.
    Everyone else is bewitched.
    Tomb means containment. Therefor this light may be dangerous as it is contained energy.
    Ask If I should destroy it. Commander disapproves.
    It was a valid question.

    • @14dcook
      @14dcook 4 роки тому +1

      Huh....

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 4 роки тому +2

      @@14dcook Basically, the thoughts of Strax during some scenes related to them.

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 4 роки тому +3

      @@coachlombardi9657 it was honestly well done, I read each and every part of it in Strax's voice.

  • @SSC0002
    @SSC0002 5 років тому +57

    You missed the best one
    "... and we will melt him with acid"
    "Erm... that last part again?"
    "We will not melt him with acid"

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 4 роки тому +2

      I couldn’t agree more. Best first episode for a doctor ever.

  • @bmsvg7356
    @bmsvg7356 6 років тому +63

    “I’m gonna go play with my grenades.” 😂😂😂

    • @kalinystazvoruna8702
      @kalinystazvoruna8702 4 роки тому

      MaryMcmarty: And don't you wonder what he was *really* referring to?

    • @WhiteWolfDarkpaw
      @WhiteWolfDarkpaw 3 роки тому +1

      @@kalinystazvoruna8702 Knowing Strax.... he was talking about actual grenades.

    • @kalinystazvoruna8702
      @kalinystazvoruna8702 3 роки тому

      @@WhiteWolfDarkpaw Obviously you didn't get my subtle reference. :)

  • @rgderen88
    @rgderen88 7 років тому +78

    Really hope they give us one more episode with these three.

  • @mrnightlyrandom6269
    @mrnightlyrandom6269 7 років тому +46

    jenny: "it's beautiful"
    strax: "should i destroy it?"
    madame vastra: "shut up strax"

  • @Enbarr11
    @Enbarr11 6 років тому +45

    Imagine Strax in a women's room. "Get out of my way, boy! I must express my lactic fluid!"

  • @thefuhrer5873
    @thefuhrer5873 6 років тому +38

    "casualties as low as 80%"
    WTF, the army isn't suppose to be wiped out in a single fight, now wonder these things are bred by the millions, all they do is die

    • @athousandandonenights11
      @athousandandonenights11 6 років тому +9

      the Führer I think he was referring to the casualties among the enemies not him and his team.

    • @samuelelliott6498
      @samuelelliott6498 5 років тому +2

      Unlikely clone army war by attrition is very viable tactic after all if you have more men than the enemy has ammunition you're probably going to win

  • @xsailor85
    @xsailor85 7 років тому +160

    I am the clever one. You're the potato one.

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 6 років тому +65

    Have you been eating those Jelly Sherbet Fancies again?
    . . . . Nooo?

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 років тому +6

      Bigrignohio Go wait outside, Strax.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 5 років тому +5

      @@coachlombardi9657 But Madame!

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 5 років тому +4

      @@Jarock316 GO!

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 5 років тому +7

      @@coachlombardi9657 'Mumble mumble' I'm gonna go play with my grenades!

  • @sandman9104
    @sandman9104 7 років тому +49

    "I'm the clever one
    and you're the potato one."

  • @alexanderharleymarkmatthew6327
    @alexanderharleymarkmatthew6327 6 років тому +28

    Strax: Look, it’s been snowing
    I’m Dying 😂😂😂

  • @irishboi7100
    @irishboi7100 4 роки тому +7

    "She's only interested in the fittest or the most beautiful"
    "You may rely on me mum"
    OMFG I WAS DYING IN MY SEAT

  • @ergogray3143
    @ergogray3143 7 років тому +51

    It is beautiful.
    Shall I destroy it?

  • @obsidian179
    @obsidian179 6 років тому +23

    It wasn’t included in the video, but one of my favorites: “I have declared war on the moon!”

  • @yifanlu418
    @yifanlu418 7 років тому +48

    4:08 Strax for once get the gender right

    • @sambenyamin
      @sambenyamin 6 років тому +3

      That's bc she looks like 80 y old man

  • @FrogSpatula42
    @FrogSpatula42 7 років тому +18

    "Magnificent quantities of lactic fluid"
    holy shit my sides

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 7 років тому +34

    You forgot "Sir please do not noogie me during combat prep!"

  • @suziechapstick8236
    @suziechapstick8236 6 років тому +13

    In every roleplaying group, there is always a Strax.

  • @ChiKeytatiOon
    @ChiKeytatiOon 6 років тому +17

    6:50 "Unhand me, ridiculous reptile!"

  • @chrisperson3138
    @chrisperson3138 7 років тому +17

    I have declared war on the moon. The episode "Kill the Moon" pops up with strax out of nowhere.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +3

    "I can produce *MAGNIFICENT* quantities of lactic fluid." It's lines like that which elevate him above so many other characters.

  • @adamparton5138
    @adamparton5138 7 років тому +85

    What is it, girl?

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 7 років тому +5

      Adam Parton It's a telegram sir. Very urgent.

    • @adamparton5138
      @adamparton5138 7 років тому +5

      xsailor85 ugh. Sorry about this. You're going to have to render me unconscious.

    • @blitz7326
      @blitz7326 7 років тому

      Here use this. (Hands shovel)

    • @stuartmacleod7466
      @stuartmacleod7466 6 років тому

      Adam Parton a girl that thing where small human living in and the small human only comes out every 9 months

  • @emj7336
    @emj7336 4 роки тому +5

    My favourite scene came after these, Strax's ribbon descent in deep breath
    "We told you! Just take the stairs!"

  • @georgelamb1236
    @georgelamb1236 2 роки тому +6

    Strax, Vastra and Jenny haven't been seen since Capaldi's first episode. I really hope they come back. They're so fun to watch and Strax is bloody hilarious!

  • @MartinTraXAA
    @MartinTraXAA 7 років тому +14

    Strax going on "holiday" to Glasgow to fight is brilliant!

  • @jjmacadamaut7930
    @jjmacadamaut7930 6 років тому +17

    Vastra: What is the light?
    Jenny: it’s beautiful...
    Strax: should I destroy it?

  • @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER
    @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER 6 років тому +16

    I came here to watch my favorite Strax scene (approximately 2:33). It is a scene that possibly could have been slightly improved with one additional line at the end.
    Strax, "It asked for permission to enter...And then it fell over. What are we to make of it? A nice pudding perhaps?" 😂

  • @OldBeanUK
    @OldBeanUK 4 роки тому +3

    "I wish he never discovered that place..."
    *G L A S G O W*

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 4 роки тому +1

    Strax feels right at home in Glasgow, where putting your buddy through a window is basically a handshake.

  • @arkroyalslegalteam4911
    @arkroyalslegalteam4911 5 років тому +4

    "Casualties could perhaps be kept as little as 80%"
    I see Strax has adopted the Josef Stalin approach to warfare.

  • @eaglejunior
    @eaglejunior 6 років тому +9

    Best quote is not on here:
    Strax: "I will convey you to her chamber. May I take your coat?"
    Clara: "Not wearing a coat."
    Strax: "What's all this then?"
    Clara: "Clothes".
    Strax: "May I take your clothes?"

  • @Luuuna
    @Luuuna 6 років тому +15

    Strax is everyone's favourite homicidal potato!

  • @Thomas-be1kz
    @Thomas-be1kz 7 років тому +7

    Strax: "i can produce vast amounts of lactic fluid"
    Me: 'looks at chocolate milkshake'

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 6 років тому +4

    The guy selling horses to Strax must be making a killing! If Strax is executing 4 a week!

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 роки тому +3

    I don’t know what I would’ve done with my life, if I never discovered Doctor Who. Such an amazing show. ❤️

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 7 років тому +12

    If this weak and... FLESHY boy is to represent us..
    God I just about died

  • @adt_10terrarian5
    @adt_10terrarian5 5 років тому +5

    Madam Vastra: "Where Strax has got to?"
    Jenny: "The usual, his weekend off."

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 3 роки тому +4

    No matter how bad some of the writing was, whoever thought up Strax, well. Nothing else to say but a stroke of genius. Best character in Dr Who.

  • @mrwortharead2631
    @mrwortharead2631 4 роки тому +3

    I was today years old when I realised Thomas Thomas was a TomTom gps reference.
    Clearly I’m the potato one.

  • @dj12699
    @dj12699 5 років тому +3

    My personal favourite Strax moment is when he claims to have declared war on the moon, and at the end of the scene when he says ¨Damn Moon!¨

  • @dogswifty7800
    @dogswifty7800 4 роки тому +4

    "He asked permission to enter, and then he fell over."
    Why does this never fail to make me laugh.

  • @John_Fx
    @John_Fx 7 років тому +10

    Missed the best line ever, Strax declaring war on the moon.

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 5 років тому +2

    2:02 I love the pride and near macho attitude Strax puts into this statement. He will carry a warrior attitude into every situation.

  • @Bucking_Fastard
    @Bucking_Fastard 7 років тому +10

    He is right though. The heart IS relatively simple thing if you think about it.

  • @hjames_
    @hjames_ 5 років тому +3

    "Sir, emergency! I think I've been run over by a cab!"

  • @pylonialwaffles6944
    @pylonialwaffles6944 6 років тому +2

    "...the most beautiful." "You may rely on me ma'am." Strax's confidence is quite high.

  • @blackwatchcommander104
    @blackwatchcommander104 6 років тому +3

    The sontar-ha sontar-ha kind of implies strax's place in that pub

  • @cowgod1945
    @cowgod1945 4 роки тому +2

    A being that literally lives for battle discovering Glasgow Scotland is perfection

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 6 років тому +3

    "SIR! EMERGENCY! I THINK I'VE BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAB!"

  • @macxzcrevan6099
    @macxzcrevan6099 7 років тому +26

    Strax vs nardole

    • @reiark3846
      @reiark3846 7 років тому +1

      Macxz Crevan I want to see that so badly!

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 5 років тому +1

    Strax, you are a glorious Sontaron, and don't let anyone tell you differently.

  • @jacksonstuff3524
    @jacksonstuff3524 3 роки тому +1

    Y'know I come back to this video and agree with everyone on the humourous nature of Strax, his sometimes tunnel vision and warlike approach to problems, but there is something else I think about as well. At the bed of the day if you are in a hairy situation then having Strax at your back is a real great comfort. He's a sontaran so experience with war and combat is probably second nature and he is an excellent medic/nurse. Also the unstated factor that I believe Strax is one of the most loyal side companions of the whole show. He may brag about his great race and their empire, but I think he really enjoys being around Jenny and Vastra.
    Strax has no reason to fully gear up to rescue them but he does it because those are the people he cares for and he would fight through hell itself to bring them back.

  • @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER
    @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER 6 років тому +2

    Best Strax scene: "It asked for permission to enter, and then it fell over.
    What are we to make of it?"

  • @animewizard1988
    @animewizard1988 7 років тому +15

    Countless 'best of strax' videos and no one uses his Sherlock Holmes crack!

  • @ThePhychoHero
    @ThePhychoHero 7 років тому +83

    5:18 I'm sorry, what?

    • @chompette_
      @chompette_ 7 років тому +26

      "come here while i kill you, you filthy wee [something, probably midget]"

    • @dougieorr6270
      @dougieorr6270 7 років тому

      midget* ie small person

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 7 років тому +1

      Something about preparing for death and calling him a small man.

    • @doommaster956
      @doommaster956 5 років тому

      @@connorclemmons8698 basically

  • @sirstabbington3079
    @sirstabbington3079 6 років тому +9

    Of course a sontaran gets in a fistfight with a scotsman

  • @bl_strahm7104
    @bl_strahm7104 7 років тому +15

    Im the clever one, your the potato one! XD

  • @markolin6936
    @markolin6936 7 років тому +11

    I'm the clever one, you're the *POTATO* one!

  • @Muppio
    @Muppio 5 років тому +2

    "Horse, you have failed your mission!"
    Everytime i play Red Dead 2.

  • @orxven1551
    @orxven1551 7 років тому +5

    Diy Straxfinger
    1) Put googly eyes on your finger
    2) Add a suit and some wrinkles
    3) Geronimo! You’ve got a mini Strax finger! With life like flexibility!

  • @user-yr5qy9uc6h
    @user-yr5qy9uc6h 4 роки тому +2

    I'm usually not a fan of spin-offs without the main characters (in this case, The Doctor) but I would so watch the hell out of the three of them, it's a shame they didn't take the opportunity

  • @namachef
    @namachef 7 років тому +9

    sir emergency, i think i`ve been run over by a cab!

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 6 років тому +6

    Have you been eating those jelly sherbet fancies again?
    Jen's look is like "You ate my sweets again?"

    • @eulalie7035
      @eulalie7035 5 років тому +1

      Well, Vastra did say "miss Jenny's" not "those jelly"

    • @wkcia
      @wkcia 4 роки тому +1

      No, she's silently telling Strax not to blab that she's been secretly spoiling him with sweets or Vastra will forbid it. Basically, "You wanna keep getting my candy you better not be telling your other mom, son!"

  • @JP_Vang
    @JP_Vang 7 років тому +11

    Strax is always awesome, but by God Jenny is so cute.

  • @georgewelsh9222
    @georgewelsh9222 Рік тому +1

    I love this guy he should be in a movie long live strax ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @schmockram2463
    @schmockram2463 5 років тому +1

    I wonder why strax himself isn't one of the most popular memes already.

  • @wearepcom9861
    @wearepcom9861 7 років тому +5

    In his first scene: i just want to slap him: probably will hurt me more than him moving on then

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 6 років тому +3

    Easily one of my favorite Doctor Who characters.

  • @sekai9906
    @sekai9906 7 років тому +8

    Cissor grenades... Strax, you're a genius !!!