Why'd they drag Samuel L. into this. Oh right the same reason they put all of those famous people in "Cats". They tried to use them to carry the movies to the top.
Cell phones killing people sounds like king's men 1 plus Samuel l Jackson is the villan in it so this is like a parody of king's man and the secret services witch came out in 2014.
Is it me or is this movie would have been better as a normal zombie movie? Mainly because, the people who are acting like how zombies normally in movies and I don't know why people in this movie are acting like zombies when they call their phones, like what's up with that?
This movie had a lot of potential but left more questions than answers which makes people like me angry. (Damn you Scott WAT IS IN DA BOX!?) it would have been a lot better if this was a series instead of a movie, something like gravity falls but for adults
The movie kinda reminds me of that scene is Kingsman the secret service when they activate that sound in phones and everyone goes mad and attacks each other... Oh but i still hate this.
I actually did read the book. The book was much much more interesting than this... “movie” Most of the book was a bit of a road adventure, The characters were really most of the focus. There was a good sense of despair that the characters had, Kind of felt realistic. Also, the movie ending made me want to reach in to my rib cage and rip an organ out. 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I guess most people just don't know how to properly adapt Stephen King's work....why do I get the feeling anime is the only medium that could do his stories true justice...The Dark Tower for instance would make an amazing anime series.
It's a film that I completely forgot about myself until you mentioned it. Samuel L Jackson and Cusack had a hard time trying to carry the film, but the execution was poorly done
This is why movies need common sense panels: A team of regular people who will talk things out during the script writing process and ask "Why would this character do that? It seems really dumb," and if the writers can't come up with a good reason besides "the plot demands it" (i.e. the character's crazy, or they thought X or Y), they make some plot edits. It would make movies make more sense.
I also wonder why people in genre movies have never seen a genre movie: like they have no awareness of any tropes. Main guy was a comic book writer, coming up with the best explanations for what they were seeing, and he keeps making stupid decisions. He should have known that the "come home dad" was bait. The fact that the Foner Hive knew to broadcast that voice through that Foner means they know you're there.
@@JesseHuffey it's clunky and unhelpful. There was no reason for them to mess with it. They could have tried to work on the demonetization issues and false copyright claims. But nope they wanted to mess with one of the few things they did right.
@@Alteori I had that happen to me once I did a a flip on my bike and broke my tooth there was blood everywhere and there were like I dunno 3-4 friends just asking if I was alright NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS I AM NOT I just spit my tooth on the ground and sprinted home
dutilp SK I had the opposite thing happen to me. I fell off my bike and the gears cut my leg. I didn't realize I was injured until my friends told me and started to panic.
Long ago, an old neighbor's parrot would make such sounds - and the sounds of a matrix printer trying to print out a whole damned library. Especially at night. Thin walls, fun times.... and I do actually mean fun times.... got so used to that parrot's modem- and printer-sounds in the night that years later I had trouble getting to sleep when it would be quiet.
"What is the Brain? It's just a big ole hard drive" No son, there are literally NO similarities between the brain and a freakin hard drive. Also, the whole "we only use 10% of our brain" bs has been debunked many times by science. We use our entire brain but not simultaneously. I am shocked these well-known actors could have read this script and said this is a good career move... wtf?
I think my biggest problem with movies like this is inconsistency. They can broadcast the Signal, which would be way more effective than just tearing into people, so why not just have those herds screaming the signal as loud as possible, or go out there and tackle people and scream signal at them?
A simple answer to the last part of the movie, the main character got ignored by all of the "phoners" because he had already been turned, so they had no reason to attack him. The reason why he sees things like everything is okay, is just part of the mind bending of the radio waves that control them all.
@@isopodlovingisopod3837 the movie itself may be good, but many consider it an insult to books, they have turned good characters into white screens and most actors are horrible!
I've read the book, and Samuel L Jackson's character was originally a gay, white midget who accompanied the journey. He was far more of an optimistic best friend and voice of reason than the stereotypical badass Jackson often plays. To anyone who reads my comment, the book is as great and heart-wrenching as this movie is a shitstorm; I beg you to give it a read.
I once watched an anime where all the girls the main lead knew were all perverts from masochist, sadist, boy on boy lover, to sniffer, and to even an exhibitionist and what’s funny was the main character was the most sane person in the room and for what ever reason that had a more coherent and understandable plot then this shit.
Another dumber movie Monday review video. Well, that move was something and dumb. The phone sound they made with their mouths open sounds kinda like The Grudge but creepier. Once again, Alteori, so sorry you have to do these dumb movies reviews for us. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were talking about Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Glad I was wrong, cause that was definitely a good movie
OK the airport scene before everybody goes crazy it’s not realistic no one talks on the phone constantly everybody text and watching Netflix nowadays LOL
My dear my sincerest and most heartfelt condolences for watching and tolerating this POS. We your fans owe you a beer. Hell we owe you the whole brewery.
So... is this cell phone brainwashing weirdness somehow coming from the sun? Weirdly reminds me of the SCP 001 S.D. Locke's Proposal thing, except the sun's using a different method to kill us all lol
11:10 When your brain sees something so dumb and all you can do it a broken dial up noise. Just times... too much. ... Someone must have let them read the whole script (edit) Cell reminds me of a poor man's 'ZOO'. Where the cell phones interfere with humans and alter their pheromones to make all animals see them as prey.
to me personnally the worst part of the movie was the best part of the book the dogs death in the book it was so well written I could see and hear the tendons ripping the movie is deeogi from Milo Murphy's law
Mace windu: this video is on the council, however its not the rank of master. Alteori: *turns to reaction chanel* obi wan: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE TRASH NOT JOIN THEM!.
The book was great, but something to keep in mind is that a good director makes a good movie. It's not necessarily the fault of the writer but the person who puts imagery to the words.
I happen to know that Steven King adapted this story from an old "Under Dog" episode called the Phony Booth. In this "Under Dog" episode people would loose there cognitive ability and become a quasi zombie. A very scary cartoon if you ask me, I still loose sleep every time I think of it!
Ok question: how does a single, brief visual from a single drone give the hive mind the survivor group's exact coordinates? Does the hive mind have the entire area memorized? I doubt that even some sort of sunlight-angle-triangularization would be able to definitely say exactly where they are, especially if the thing is only controlling people through what amounts to a software hack of the human brain that doesn't actually improve the hardware it's got to work with (as I highly doubt the human eye and brain could take a sufficiently accurate measurement within a few seconds to calculate exact longitude and latitude, even if a an AI _might_ be able to determine such if you had like laser-accurate readings).
dad's favorite thing, in the earlier years of my experience, was to watch the movies and better if they showed them at the drive-ins.. he watched only the screen versions (because it was so much easier) and then would review it for some time, but never read anything past newspaper and report cards; we the family said "you should try the book, first..!" across the next decades.. his own writing became a lengthening hobby, overnight, which started when he stayed behind, as we moved to a new location - during his stint of isolation, being removed from prior options (especially that dinosaur v.h.s. machine & giant cassettes of movies and other entertainment), made him 'resort' to the library and actually read; he tried each book that sourced any of those movies he already knew, and from doing that, not only did he begin to create his own stories of comedial base, but, admittedly, he saw our point about how you learn what a movie is trying to say becuase it is much easier to find it in the verbose descriptives that literature can deliver.!! ~WarriorPoet~
Hey alteori, you said in kingdom the zombies evolved to run during the day but they never did. It’s just the humans assumed the zombies were scared of the light but it was actually the temperature the entire time
Lol! I just noticed that this was supposed to be set in Boston, but it was shot in Atlanta down the street from my house. I’m 2 for 2 for movies being shot in my neighborhood.
Sad to see Esther biting the dust like that... lol yeah I hope Isabelle Fuhrman has a good sense of humor for the fact that there will always be people whose first thought on seeing her is to remember Orphan...
Was about to imagine Alteori kitten ears, but hears phrase , rubbing up on people making jerking motions..... mind starts going to weird place ...stops mind gets it back on track
The amount of uploads is much appreciated during this quarentine
Props I agree
Forced Quarantine.
True
Why'd they drag Samuel L. into this. Oh right the same reason they put all of those famous people in "Cats". They tried to use them to carry the movies to the top.
Samuel doesn't care if he's in bad movies. He's explicitly stated his goal is simply to be in as many movies as possible.
@@ThaSandwitch I did not know that
@@ThaSandwitch Is he really in a race with Morgan Freeman to make a Guinness Book of World Records entry or something?
Cell phones killing people sounds like king's men 1 plus Samuel l Jackson is the villan in it so this is like a parody of king's man and the secret services witch came out in 2014.
Molly_music band the book came out 7 years before the Kingsman did.
You said Witch instead of which.
Mom: *It's because of that damn phone!*
Took me a surprisingly long time to find this
Yes
Yes
100th like
Don't criticize the man because he was in a horrible movie. Blame the people who hire him
When did I criticize him? 😂
@@Alteori Ok. The movie sucked. We get it. I even have discord now. Username is Doomguy#2314
Is it me or is this movie would have been better as a normal zombie movie? Mainly because, the people who are acting like how zombies normally in movies and I don't know why people in this movie are acting like zombies when they call their phones, like what's up with that?
This movie had a lot of potential but left more questions than answers which makes people like me angry. (Damn you Scott WAT IS IN DA BOX!?) it would have been a lot better if this was a series instead of a movie, something like gravity falls but for adults
A actor doesn't have to take every role their offered. It's as much a actors fault as it is the director/writers when they star in a crap film
The movie kinda reminds me of that scene is Kingsman the secret service when they activate that sound in phones and everyone goes mad and attacks each other... Oh but i still hate this.
Yes....it could be an extension of it
And SLJ was in that too.
Then Free birds starts playing 😂
The church scene is legendarily epic, im 99% sure, that a fight scene more thrilling than the church one, is impossible.
That Scene was such a Masterpiece
I actually did read the book.
The book was much much more interesting than this... “movie”
Most of the book was a bit of a road adventure, The characters were really most of the focus.
There was a good sense of despair that the characters had, Kind of felt realistic.
Also, the movie ending made me want to reach in to my rib cage and rip an organ out.
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I swear I feel like I see you everywhere 😂
@@King-Zilla Every where I look, I see his face :D
No, honestly though, literally everywhere.
🎩
I salute 🐍
The book was better than the movie cliche.
I guess most people just don't know how to properly adapt Stephen King's work....why do I get the feeling anime is the only medium that could do his stories true justice...The Dark Tower for instance would make an amazing anime series.
Haha, Samuel Jackson tryna act scared was truly hilarious.
😄😄😄😄😄
It's a film that I completely forgot about myself until you mentioned it. Samuel L Jackson and Cusack had a hard time trying to carry the film, but the execution was poorly done
DON’T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT ROOM 1408 LIKE THAT... OH! You mean the other Cusack/Jackson movie...
@@mstr293 1408 was good, depending on which version you've seen though.
@@T0asty- The one where Cusack lived was the best version. Glad that's the first version I saw.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache u are freggen every were
HOW ARE YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, LIKE BRUH
Is it ironic if I’m watching this on my phone ?
Same
Oh sh*t!
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yes...yes it is
This is why movies need common sense panels: A team of regular people who will talk things out during the script writing process and ask "Why would this character do that? It seems really dumb," and if the writers can't come up with a good reason besides "the plot demands it" (i.e. the character's crazy, or they thought X or Y), they make some plot edits.
It would make movies make more sense.
I also wonder why people in genre movies have never seen a genre movie: like they have no awareness of any tropes. Main guy was a comic book writer, coming up with the best explanations for what they were seeing, and he keeps making stupid decisions.
He should have known that the "come home dad" was bait. The fact that the Foner Hive knew to broadcast that voice through that Foner means they know you're there.
I love movies written by Stephen King because some of the them are so bad that they're good. Like sleep walkers, maximum overdrive
16:31 Damn I think that is actually the best acting I've ever seen from a child actor.
UA-cam moved the god damn comment section on me. Took me forever to find them and now I for got what I was gonna say.
Same
Hate the setup they have for the comments.
@@JesseHuffey it's clunky and unhelpful. There was no reason for them to mess with it. They could have tried to work on the demonetization issues and false copyright claims. But nope they wanted to mess with one of the few things they did right.
It updated for me last night and it caught me off guard
Yooo Samuel sounded like the type of friend that when you get stabed will just stare at you
😂😂😂😂😂 he does!!! And screaming asking you if you're alright
@@Alteori I had that happen to me once I did a a flip on my bike and broke my tooth there was blood everywhere and there were like I dunno 3-4 friends just asking if I was alright NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS I AM NOT I just spit my tooth on the ground and sprinted home
dutilp SK I had the opposite thing happen to me. I fell off my bike and the gears cut my leg. I didn't realize I was injured until my friends told me and started to panic.
@@spacemegalodon5049 like full on cut or just a normal scratch cut
dutilp SK a full on cut. I still have a few scars from it.
I love how much she uploads I can hardly keep up! 😊
Ikr?
Alteori likes the Avatar show right??
"Leaves from the Vine."
DaVeY CrotchKick genius
Lol she came out with an Avatar video 2hrs ago.
@@pii2008
Betause She knows wat's Gud ._.
So, you never heard of someone burping like a dial up modem?..
Long ago, an old neighbor's parrot would make such sounds - and the sounds of a matrix printer trying to print out a whole damned library. Especially at night. Thin walls, fun times.... and I do actually mean fun times.... got so used to that parrot's modem- and printer-sounds in the night that years later I had trouble getting to sleep when it would be quiet.
"MY EARS ARE SO TINY.." that part kinda sent me 😳
As a huge fan of Stephen King, bad movies, and bad Stephen King movies, you've piqued my interest. Definitely going on my watch list.
"What is the Brain? It's just a big ole hard drive" No son, there are literally NO similarities between the brain and a freakin hard drive.
Also, the whole "we only use 10% of our brain" bs has been debunked many times by science. We use our entire brain but not simultaneously. I am shocked these well-known actors could have read this script and said this is a good career move... wtf?
Once I saw the title I knew this would be a Trainwreck 🤣
I think my biggest problem with movies like this is inconsistency. They can broadcast the Signal, which would be way more effective than just tearing into people, so why not just have those herds screaming the signal as loud as possible, or go out there and tackle people and scream signal at them?
This movie tried to remake The Happening with phones
It looks like a high budget student film.
10:46
>"Made you laugh huh? I can take it"
>Takes a sip of water
>Scene plays
>Water on monitor
Jeez u upload so much...
*I LOVE IT*
A simple answer to the last part of the movie, the main character got ignored by all of the "phoners" because he had already been turned, so they had no reason to attack him.
The reason why he sees things like everything is okay, is just part of the mind bending of the radio waves that control them all.
This guy starts eating his dog, OMG i just wanted to cry" --- people getting killed is ok. Nice priorities
This might become a cult classic in 10 years.
Snakes on a Plane
8:53
Makes you wonder how crazy certain people can be and how blinded they are from reality.
I would probably go to one of those churches just to sit in the back recording that stuff while laughing my ass off.
The book is more scary than the movie trust me
The main dude from the airport kinda looks like Nicholas Cage...?
Maybe it was a Nicholas cage movie all along
7:30 I completely agree! A scared Samuel Jackson IS a hilarious Samuel Jackson!
It is pass 12 a.m. were I am and you upload a 30 minute video😥
Sorry 😭 Today was crazy
I thought you were gonna talk about Miss "Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children" and i was like "We can fight on this"
Mmk at least it is not Ms. Peregrine homes for peculiar children
INK KING why does everyone hate that movie am i the only one that likes it
I liked that movie , it wasn't great but it was good
@@isopodlovingisopod3837 the movie itself may be good, but many consider it an insult to books, they have turned good characters into white screens and most actors are horrible!
Bro that movie was awsome
I've read the book, and Samuel L Jackson's character was originally a gay, white midget who accompanied the journey. He was far more of an optimistic best friend and voice of reason than the stereotypical badass Jackson often plays. To anyone who reads my comment, the book is as great and heart-wrenching as this movie is a shitstorm; I beg you to give it a read.
16:34 best voice crack timing
Sounds like he is saying “how you feel’n hoe”😂 22:45
11:02 just radio noise of shocked looking people “lovely”
I once watched an anime where all the girls the main lead knew were all perverts from masochist, sadist, boy on boy lover, to sniffer, and to even an exhibitionist and what’s funny was the main character was the most sane person in the room and for what ever reason that had a more coherent and understandable plot then this shit.
Cellphone zombies 🙁
I really love your avatar...and the video was good too, always nice to hear Mad at Gravity 😸
Love that song since Reign of Fire
Movie Director: Karen
Human Karen or sponge bob Karen
@@shamellmichaels291 even worst, they had a baby forming a human-sponge bob Karen
@@EtherealRoninERProductions NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They are coming out with a movie called Karen now so this comment is even better lol
I like your nonsensical videos, you also do a great job at narration, plus you put together these cool perspectives.
"The DUMBEST Samuel Jackson movie." **shows a scene from Mrs.Perigrins home for peculiar children**
But in any case this video is great!
Popped up in my suggested. You're quite funny and adorable! Subbed.
When dog gets killed me: hello darkness my old friend
AND THE SOUND OF SILENCE!
Another dumber movie Monday review video. Well, that move was something and dumb. The phone sound they made with their mouths open sounds kinda like The Grudge but creepier. Once again, Alteori, so sorry you have to do these dumb movies reviews for us.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Holy crap I forgot about this.
At 11:05 it sounds like me trying to get the last of my drink with a straw
Did your thumbnail person just give up on their simple job or what? They didn't even get an image from the right movie.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were talking about Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Glad I was wrong, cause that was definitely a good movie
OK the airport scene before everybody goes crazy it’s not realistic no one talks on the phone constantly everybody text and watching Netflix nowadays LOL
5:10 "if I'm rubbing up on people and making jerky motions"-Alteori 2020
My dear my sincerest and most heartfelt condolences for watching and tolerating this POS. We your fans owe you a beer. Hell we owe you the whole brewery.
Fun fact, the novel this movie is based on was literally the first full length novel I ever read. Imagine my disappointment when this came out.
Baby boomer pictures practice,
28 calls later: coming out (may 12 2020)
LMAO, the skeleton analogy is froggin' hilarious, not sure but seems like Alteori may not like King's screenplays. Just a feeling I get.
The thumbnail the guy his from the movie called *miss paregrin*
@NoodleKDoodle ! yup that
So... is this cell phone brainwashing weirdness somehow coming from the sun? Weirdly reminds me of the SCP 001 S.D. Locke's Proposal thing, except the sun's using a different method to kill us all lol
When the phoners looked in the sun that was me every morning
What earbuds did you find that fit? I have the same issue.
I didn't know this movie existed, RUN MY DUDE RUUUN!!!
The videos clips Starting at 8:59 ending at 9:04 what is the song called
It's 12:00 am yet here i am
@Jack the Gestapo well what are going to do😁
That's the sound my 4 year old phone makes when it dies in the middle of a UA-cam video
I thought this was Miss. Peregrine's home for peculiar children movie based on the thumbnail. That was an odd movie.
I almost forgot about it
Her aletori I wanted to know where I could watch primal season 2 I couldn't find it anywhere could you tell me where to find it
11:10
When your brain sees something so dumb and all you can do it a broken dial up noise. Just times... too much.
...
Someone must have let them read the whole script
(edit)
Cell reminds me of a poor man's 'ZOO'. Where the cell phones interfere with humans and alter their pheromones to make all animals see them as prey.
"It's so tiny I have a hard time finding something that will fit in them."
Giggidy
but it's tuesday also I did not enjoy the book or movie
It isn't Tuesday til we sleep 😉
@@Alteori ok true so its still sunday for me
to me personnally the worst part of the movie was the best part of the book the dogs death in the book it was so well written I could see and hear the tendons ripping the movie is deeogi from Milo Murphy's law
No , no she’s got a point
I so hate when the crew can't decide which ending, they shoot all of 'em, and sticl all of 'em at the end.
This movie reminds me of The Happening
Mace windu: this video is on the council, however its not the rank of master. Alteori: *turns to reaction chanel* obi wan: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE TRASH NOT JOIN THEM!.
No one:
No one at all:
These guys at the end of the day: :0
The book was great, but something to keep in mind is that a good director makes a good movie. It's not necessarily the fault of the writer but the person who puts imagery to the words.
*OPEN UP WE'RE AMERICAN'S*
if I was dat dude: u finna stay out there boi
4:25 what is she a velociraptor?
No views one comment. hmmm
pretty sus if you ask me.
Idk Shaggy it seems pretty gay to me
I happen to know that Steven King adapted this story from an old "Under Dog" episode called the Phony Booth. In this "Under Dog" episode people would loose there cognitive ability and become a quasi zombie. A very scary cartoon if you ask me, I still loose sleep every time I think of it!
I read the book cell by Stephen king and yes it is a wonderful book. Loved it. One of my favourite. Didn't see the movie tho
Ok question: how does a single, brief visual from a single drone give the hive mind the survivor group's exact coordinates? Does the hive mind have the entire area memorized? I doubt that even some sort of sunlight-angle-triangularization would be able to definitely say exactly where they are, especially if the thing is only controlling people through what amounts to a software hack of the human brain that doesn't actually improve the hardware it's got to work with (as I highly doubt the human eye and brain could take a sufficiently accurate measurement within a few seconds to calculate exact longitude and latitude, even if a an AI _might_ be able to determine such if you had like laser-accurate readings).
BOOMER MOOOOOVIE INCOMING GET TO THE SHELTER AND STAY THERE
You had me with the thumbnail. I thought you were going to talk about Miss Perigrent’s(probably didn’t spell that right) Home for Peculiar Children.
dad's favorite thing, in the earlier years of my experience, was to watch the movies and better if they showed them at the drive-ins.. he watched only the screen versions (because it was so much easier) and then would review it for some time, but never read anything past newspaper and report cards; we the family said "you should try the book, first..!" across the next decades.. his own writing became a lengthening hobby, overnight, which started when he stayed behind, as we moved to a new location - during his stint of isolation, being removed from prior options (especially that dinosaur v.h.s. machine & giant cassettes of movies and other entertainment), made him 'resort' to the library and actually read; he tried each book that sourced any of those movies he already knew, and from doing that, not only did he begin to create his own stories of comedial base, but, admittedly, he saw our point about how you learn what a movie is trying to say becuase it is much easier to find it in the verbose descriptives that literature can deliver.!!
~WarriorPoet~
14:45 so we all just gonna ignore the fact that that was the troll song
I noticed the second I heard it. Was looking to see if anyone else did.
I wanna thank you Alteori. Twice in one video you've helped me to discover two additional favorite songs.
13:35 IT'S THE TROLOLO MEME MUSIC
IM DEAD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey alteori, you said in kingdom the zombies evolved to run during the day but they never did. It’s just the humans assumed the zombies were scared of the light but it was actually the temperature the entire time
I know 😉
Alteori hehe
The movie's name: Cell
My mind: My name is Cell and I am an android
Samuel L Jackson movie about cell phones killing people
Me: oh so you're reviewing Kingsman
That was a GOOD movie tho
So that was the moment when I got up and Michael Jackson moonwalk my way out the theater lol
Lol! I just noticed that this was supposed to be set in Boston, but it was shot in Atlanta down the street from my house. I’m 2 for 2 for movies being shot in my neighborhood.
Every time you said phoner I just thought back to that one episode of South Park where Butters said "Kill all the phonies"
Somebody get me the name of the thumbnail movie for the thumbnail I’d incredibly appreciate it..
Sad to see Esther biting the dust like that...
lol yeah I hope Isabelle Fuhrman has a good sense of humor for the fact that there will always be people whose first thought on seeing her is to remember Orphan...
The picture of samuel L with the white hair an demon teeth what movies dat from????
I think miss peregrines peculiar children
Was about to imagine Alteori kitten ears, but hears phrase , rubbing up on people making jerking motions..... mind starts going to weird place ...stops mind gets it back on track