The DUMBEST Samuel Jackson MOVIE

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  • @hover5800
    @hover5800 4 роки тому +294

    The amount of uploads is much appreciated during this quarentine

  • @thechristianteen9167
    @thechristianteen9167 4 роки тому +112

    Why'd they drag Samuel L. into this. Oh right the same reason they put all of those famous people in "Cats". They tried to use them to carry the movies to the top.

    • @ThaSandwitch
      @ThaSandwitch 4 роки тому +10

      Samuel doesn't care if he's in bad movies. He's explicitly stated his goal is simply to be in as many movies as possible.

    • @thechristianteen9167
      @thechristianteen9167 4 роки тому

      @@ThaSandwitch I did not know that

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThaSandwitch Is he really in a race with Morgan Freeman to make a Guinness Book of World Records entry or something?

  • @Frogboyaidan
    @Frogboyaidan 4 роки тому +162

    Cell phones killing people sounds like king's men 1 plus Samuel l Jackson is the villan in it so this is like a parody of king's man and the secret services witch came out in 2014.

    • @mopar_dude9227
      @mopar_dude9227 4 роки тому +1

      Molly_music band the book came out 7 years before the Kingsman did.

    • @tazmo_grim6331
      @tazmo_grim6331 4 роки тому

      You said Witch instead of which.

  • @bobthe3rd97
    @bobthe3rd97 4 роки тому +145

    Mom: *It's because of that damn phone!*

  • @doomslayer8004
    @doomslayer8004 4 роки тому +515

    Don't criticize the man because he was in a horrible movie. Blame the people who hire him

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +91

      When did I criticize him? 😂

    • @doomslayer8004
      @doomslayer8004 4 роки тому +3

      @@Alteori Ok. The movie sucked. We get it. I even have discord now. Username is Doomguy#2314

    • @teahbrown2692
      @teahbrown2692 4 роки тому +7

      Is it me or is this movie would have been better as a normal zombie movie? Mainly because, the people who are acting like how zombies normally in movies and I don't know why people in this movie are acting like zombies when they call their phones, like what's up with that?

    • @blupyro3098
      @blupyro3098 4 роки тому +3

      This movie had a lot of potential but left more questions than answers which makes people like me angry. (Damn you Scott WAT IS IN DA BOX!?) it would have been a lot better if this was a series instead of a movie, something like gravity falls but for adults

    • @deathbb703
      @deathbb703 4 роки тому +3

      A actor doesn't have to take every role their offered. It's as much a actors fault as it is the director/writers when they star in a crap film

  • @EtherealRoninERProductions
    @EtherealRoninERProductions 4 роки тому +182

    The movie kinda reminds me of that scene is Kingsman the secret service when they activate that sound in phones and everyone goes mad and attacks each other... Oh but i still hate this.

    • @marleyjanim5033
      @marleyjanim5033 4 роки тому

      Yes....it could be an extension of it

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 роки тому +6

      And SLJ was in that too.

    • @BeegBWolf
      @BeegBWolf 4 роки тому +2

      Then Free birds starts playing 😂

    • @TheseUseless
      @TheseUseless 4 роки тому +2

      The church scene is legendarily epic, im 99% sure, that a fight scene more thrilling than the church one, is impossible.

    • @firuzmajid4780
      @firuzmajid4780 4 роки тому +2

      That Scene was such a Masterpiece

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 4 роки тому +386

    I actually did read the book.
    The book was much much more interesting than this... “movie”
    Most of the book was a bit of a road adventure, The characters were really most of the focus.
    There was a good sense of despair that the characters had, Kind of felt realistic.
    Also, the movie ending made me want to reach in to my rib cage and rip an organ out.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @King-Zilla
      @King-Zilla 4 роки тому +24

      I swear I feel like I see you everywhere 😂

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 4 роки тому +12

      @@King-Zilla Every where I look, I see his face :D
      No, honestly though, literally everywhere.

    • @_MECHA_
      @_MECHA_ 4 роки тому +8

      🎩
      I salute 🐍

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 4 роки тому +4

      The book was better than the movie cliche.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 роки тому +3

      I guess most people just don't know how to properly adapt Stephen King's work....why do I get the feeling anime is the only medium that could do his stories true justice...The Dark Tower for instance would make an amazing anime series.

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 4 роки тому +49

    Haha, Samuel Jackson tryna act scared was truly hilarious.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +5

      😄😄😄😄😄

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +103

    It's a film that I completely forgot about myself until you mentioned it. Samuel L Jackson and Cusack had a hard time trying to carry the film, but the execution was poorly done

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 4 роки тому +3

      DON’T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT ROOM 1408 LIKE THAT... OH! You mean the other Cusack/Jackson movie...

    • @T0asty-
      @T0asty- 4 роки тому +4

      @@mstr293 1408 was good, depending on which version you've seen though.

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 4 роки тому +3

      @@T0asty- The one where Cusack lived was the best version. Glad that's the first version I saw.

    • @dreweburchill
      @dreweburchill 4 роки тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache u are freggen every were

    • @NorthernCrus
      @NorthernCrus 4 роки тому +2

      HOW ARE YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, LIKE BRUH

  • @JakeDriver
    @JakeDriver 4 роки тому +163

    Is it ironic if I’m watching this on my phone ?

  • @dragon_slayer2026
    @dragon_slayer2026 4 роки тому +35

    This is why movies need common sense panels: A team of regular people who will talk things out during the script writing process and ask "Why would this character do that? It seems really dumb," and if the writers can't come up with a good reason besides "the plot demands it" (i.e. the character's crazy, or they thought X or Y), they make some plot edits.
    It would make movies make more sense.

    • @lexxstrum
      @lexxstrum 4 роки тому +2

      I also wonder why people in genre movies have never seen a genre movie: like they have no awareness of any tropes. Main guy was a comic book writer, coming up with the best explanations for what they were seeing, and he keeps making stupid decisions.
      He should have known that the "come home dad" was bait. The fact that the Foner Hive knew to broadcast that voice through that Foner means they know you're there.

  • @andergarcia4953
    @andergarcia4953 4 роки тому +38

    I love movies written by Stephen King because some of the them are so bad that they're good. Like sleep walkers, maximum overdrive

  • @Foreverparadoxed
    @Foreverparadoxed 4 роки тому +17

    16:31 Damn I think that is actually the best acting I've ever seen from a child actor.

  • @PapaThiccc
    @PapaThiccc 4 роки тому +74

    UA-cam moved the god damn comment section on me. Took me forever to find them and now I for got what I was gonna say.

    • @shamellmichaels291
      @shamellmichaels291 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @JesseHuffey
      @JesseHuffey 4 роки тому +2

      Hate the setup they have for the comments.

    • @PapaThiccc
      @PapaThiccc 4 роки тому +4

      @@JesseHuffey it's clunky and unhelpful. There was no reason for them to mess with it. They could have tried to work on the demonetization issues and false copyright claims. But nope they wanted to mess with one of the few things they did right.

    • @avastoyboxandarcade
      @avastoyboxandarcade 4 роки тому +1

      It updated for me last night and it caught me off guard

  • @DejvidDutilp
    @DejvidDutilp 4 роки тому +44

    Yooo Samuel sounded like the type of friend that when you get stabed will just stare at you

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂 he does!!! And screaming asking you if you're alright

    • @DejvidDutilp
      @DejvidDutilp 4 роки тому +4

      @@Alteori I had that happen to me once I did a a flip on my bike and broke my tooth there was blood everywhere and there were like I dunno 3-4 friends just asking if I was alright NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS I AM NOT I just spit my tooth on the ground and sprinted home

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +4

      dutilp SK I had the opposite thing happen to me. I fell off my bike and the gears cut my leg. I didn't realize I was injured until my friends told me and started to panic.

    • @DejvidDutilp
      @DejvidDutilp 4 роки тому +1

      @@spacemegalodon5049 like full on cut or just a normal scratch cut

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +1

      dutilp SK a full on cut. I still have a few scars from it.

  • @kaer0471
    @kaer0471 4 роки тому +49

    I love how much she uploads I can hardly keep up! 😊

  • @SiriusZiriux
    @SiriusZiriux 4 роки тому +46

    Alteori likes the Avatar show right??
    "Leaves from the Vine."

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 4 роки тому +1

      DaVeY CrotchKick genius

    • @pii2008
      @pii2008 4 роки тому +2

      Lol she came out with an Avatar video 2hrs ago.

    • @SiriusZiriux
      @SiriusZiriux 4 роки тому

      @@pii2008
      Betause She knows wat's Gud ._.

  • @rammuertoanimations4664
    @rammuertoanimations4664 4 роки тому +21

    So, you never heard of someone burping like a dial up modem?..

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 4 роки тому

      Long ago, an old neighbor's parrot would make such sounds - and the sounds of a matrix printer trying to print out a whole damned library. Especially at night. Thin walls, fun times.... and I do actually mean fun times.... got so used to that parrot's modem- and printer-sounds in the night that years later I had trouble getting to sleep when it would be quiet.

  • @tyranidoverlord
    @tyranidoverlord 4 роки тому +17

    "MY EARS ARE SO TINY.." that part kinda sent me 😳

  • @TheHrunted
    @TheHrunted 4 роки тому +11

    As a huge fan of Stephen King, bad movies, and bad Stephen King movies, you've piqued my interest. Definitely going on my watch list.

  • @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
    @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 3 роки тому +6

    "What is the Brain? It's just a big ole hard drive" No son, there are literally NO similarities between the brain and a freakin hard drive.
    Also, the whole "we only use 10% of our brain" bs has been debunked many times by science. We use our entire brain but not simultaneously. I am shocked these well-known actors could have read this script and said this is a good career move... wtf?

  • @warlenerene2110
    @warlenerene2110 4 роки тому +12

    Once I saw the title I knew this would be a Trainwreck 🤣

  • @lexxstrum
    @lexxstrum 4 роки тому +4

    I think my biggest problem with movies like this is inconsistency. They can broadcast the Signal, which would be way more effective than just tearing into people, so why not just have those herds screaming the signal as loud as possible, or go out there and tackle people and scream signal at them?

  • @anintrovert9453
    @anintrovert9453 4 роки тому +10

    This movie tried to remake The Happening with phones

  • @BrickfallOfficial
    @BrickfallOfficial 4 роки тому +12

    It looks like a high budget student film.

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 4 роки тому +1

    10:46
    >"Made you laugh huh? I can take it"
    >Takes a sip of water
    >Scene plays
    >Water on monitor

  • @carymcaft1837
    @carymcaft1837 4 роки тому +6

    Jeez u upload so much...
    *I LOVE IT*

  • @DraconiusDragora
    @DraconiusDragora 4 роки тому +1

    A simple answer to the last part of the movie, the main character got ignored by all of the "phoners" because he had already been turned, so they had no reason to attack him.
    The reason why he sees things like everything is okay, is just part of the mind bending of the radio waves that control them all.

  • @telmosilva9161
    @telmosilva9161 4 роки тому +13

    This guy starts eating his dog, OMG i just wanted to cry" --- people getting killed is ok. Nice priorities

  • @PetePuebla
    @PetePuebla 4 роки тому +15

    This might become a cult classic in 10 years.

  • @mellogaming1334
    @mellogaming1334 4 роки тому +6

    8:53
    Makes you wonder how crazy certain people can be and how blinded they are from reality.

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому

      I would probably go to one of those churches just to sit in the back recording that stuff while laughing my ass off.

  • @warbosszotgoss4908
    @warbosszotgoss4908 4 роки тому +8

    The book is more scary than the movie trust me

  • @jl7161
    @jl7161 4 роки тому +12

    The main dude from the airport kinda looks like Nicholas Cage...?

    • @pikachu-hd6lr
      @pikachu-hd6lr Рік тому

      Maybe it was a Nicholas cage movie all along

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 4 роки тому +7

    7:30 I completely agree! A scared Samuel Jackson IS a hilarious Samuel Jackson!

  • @bendesantiago3940
    @bendesantiago3940 4 роки тому +10

    It is pass 12 a.m. were I am and you upload a 30 minute video😥

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +4

      Sorry 😭 Today was crazy

  • @calebborg1701
    @calebborg1701 4 роки тому +1

    I thought you were gonna talk about Miss "Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children" and i was like "We can fight on this"

  • @inkking1078
    @inkking1078 4 роки тому +18

    Mmk at least it is not Ms. Peregrine homes for peculiar children

    • @isopodlovingisopod3837
      @isopodlovingisopod3837 4 роки тому +8

      INK KING why does everyone hate that movie am i the only one that likes it

    • @conceptofartz276
      @conceptofartz276 4 роки тому +4

      I liked that movie , it wasn't great but it was good

    • @RagingSea
      @RagingSea 4 роки тому

      @@isopodlovingisopod3837 the movie itself may be good, but many consider it an insult to books, they have turned good characters into white screens and most actors are horrible!

    • @malachiwilt3891
      @malachiwilt3891 4 роки тому

      Bro that movie was awsome

  • @Nintendozer424
    @Nintendozer424 4 роки тому +1

    I've read the book, and Samuel L Jackson's character was originally a gay, white midget who accompanied the journey. He was far more of an optimistic best friend and voice of reason than the stereotypical badass Jackson often plays. To anyone who reads my comment, the book is as great and heart-wrenching as this movie is a shitstorm; I beg you to give it a read.

  • @spinoplays6703
    @spinoplays6703 4 роки тому +9

    16:34 best voice crack timing

  • @Mr_Onyxx
    @Mr_Onyxx 4 роки тому +1

    Sounds like he is saying “how you feel’n hoe”😂 22:45

  • @natureman500
    @natureman500 4 роки тому +5

    11:02 just radio noise of shocked looking people “lovely”

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 4 роки тому +2

    I once watched an anime where all the girls the main lead knew were all perverts from masochist, sadist, boy on boy lover, to sniffer, and to even an exhibitionist and what’s funny was the main character was the most sane person in the room and for what ever reason that had a more coherent and understandable plot then this shit.

  • @King-Zilla
    @King-Zilla 4 роки тому +13

    Cellphone zombies 🙁

  • @eyeofthetabby3411
    @eyeofthetabby3411 4 роки тому +1

    I really love your avatar...and the video was good too, always nice to hear Mad at Gravity 😸

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому

      Love that song since Reign of Fire

  • @EtherealRoninERProductions
    @EtherealRoninERProductions 4 роки тому +42

    Movie Director: Karen

    • @shamellmichaels291
      @shamellmichaels291 4 роки тому +2

      Human Karen or sponge bob Karen

    • @EtherealRoninERProductions
      @EtherealRoninERProductions 4 роки тому +3

      @@shamellmichaels291 even worst, they had a baby forming a human-sponge bob Karen

    • @shamellmichaels291
      @shamellmichaels291 4 роки тому +1

      @@EtherealRoninERProductions NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @Blackpheonix99
      @Blackpheonix99 4 роки тому

      They are coming out with a movie called Karen now so this comment is even better lol

  • @frederickbehn5610
    @frederickbehn5610 4 роки тому +2

    I like your nonsensical videos, you also do a great job at narration, plus you put together these cool perspectives.

  • @oceanicwhitetip8984
    @oceanicwhitetip8984 4 роки тому +3

    "The DUMBEST Samuel Jackson movie." **shows a scene from Mrs.Perigrins home for peculiar children**

  • @gunjin4145
    @gunjin4145 4 роки тому

    Popped up in my suggested. You're quite funny and adorable! Subbed.

  • @Da_Biggest_Melon464
    @Da_Biggest_Melon464 4 роки тому +15

    When dog gets killed me: hello darkness my old friend

  • @Das112293
    @Das112293 4 роки тому +1

    Another dumber movie Monday review video. Well, that move was something and dumb. The phone sound they made with their mouths open sounds kinda like The Grudge but creepier. Once again, Alteori, so sorry you have to do these dumb movies reviews for us.
    Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

  • @T0asty-
    @T0asty- 4 роки тому +9

    Holy crap I forgot about this.

  • @jenniferroach3171
    @jenniferroach3171 4 роки тому +1

    At 11:05 it sounds like me trying to get the last of my drink with a straw

  • @10shredder00
    @10shredder00 4 роки тому +4

    Did your thumbnail person just give up on their simple job or what? They didn't even get an image from the right movie.

  • @thedragonwarrior5861
    @thedragonwarrior5861 Рік тому +1

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were talking about Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Glad I was wrong, cause that was definitely a good movie

  • @Thewoodenalchemist
    @Thewoodenalchemist 4 роки тому +4

    OK the airport scene before everybody goes crazy it’s not realistic no one talks on the phone constantly everybody text and watching Netflix nowadays LOL

  • @spacemegalodon5049
    @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +2

    5:10 "if I'm rubbing up on people and making jerky motions"-Alteori 2020

  • @SHA4200
    @SHA4200 4 роки тому +3

    My dear my sincerest and most heartfelt condolences for watching and tolerating this POS. We your fans owe you a beer. Hell we owe you the whole brewery.

  • @cassidywagner4477
    @cassidywagner4477 4 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, the novel this movie is based on was literally the first full length novel I ever read. Imagine my disappointment when this came out.

  • @superspartangames1022
    @superspartangames1022 4 роки тому +10

    Baby boomer pictures practice,
    28 calls later: coming out (may 12 2020)

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 10 місяців тому +1

    LMAO, the skeleton analogy is froggin' hilarious, not sure but seems like Alteori may not like King's screenplays. Just a feeling I get.

  • @theancientone2062
    @theancientone2062 4 роки тому +8

    The thumbnail the guy his from the movie called *miss paregrin*

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 роки тому +1

    So... is this cell phone brainwashing weirdness somehow coming from the sun? Weirdly reminds me of the SCP 001 S.D. Locke's Proposal thing, except the sun's using a different method to kill us all lol

  • @rickychancey4205
    @rickychancey4205 4 роки тому +4

    When the phoners looked in the sun that was me every morning

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 4 роки тому

    What earbuds did you find that fit? I have the same issue.

  • @chriscar4983
    @chriscar4983 4 роки тому +4

    I didn't know this movie existed, RUN MY DUDE RUUUN!!!

  • @bushcraftharold7380
    @bushcraftharold7380 4 роки тому

    The videos clips Starting at 8:59 ending at 9:04 what is the song called

  • @xenodrone3367
    @xenodrone3367 4 роки тому +4

    It's 12:00 am yet here i am

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 роки тому

      @Jack the Gestapo well what are going to do😁

  • @swagisbroke6501
    @swagisbroke6501 4 роки тому

    That's the sound my 4 year old phone makes when it dies in the middle of a UA-cam video

  • @tenshineko0159
    @tenshineko0159 4 роки тому +4

    I thought this was Miss. Peregrine's home for peculiar children movie based on the thumbnail. That was an odd movie.

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- 4 роки тому

      I almost forgot about it

  • @esyrin9559
    @esyrin9559 4 роки тому

    Her aletori I wanted to know where I could watch primal season 2 I couldn't find it anywhere could you tell me where to find it

  • @rhiban
    @rhiban 4 роки тому +3

    11:10
    When your brain sees something so dumb and all you can do it a broken dial up noise. Just times... too much.
    ...
    Someone must have let them read the whole script
    (edit)
    Cell reminds me of a poor man's 'ZOO'. Where the cell phones interfere with humans and alter their pheromones to make all animals see them as prey.

  • @nickmancini661
    @nickmancini661 4 роки тому +1

    "It's so tiny I have a hard time finding something that will fit in them."
    Giggidy

  • @justsomeskinwalkerwithinte5663
    @justsomeskinwalkerwithinte5663 4 роки тому +11

    but it's tuesday also I did not enjoy the book or movie

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 9 місяців тому +1

    I so hate when the crew can't decide which ending, they shoot all of 'em, and sticl all of 'em at the end.

  • @gristlyknave831
    @gristlyknave831 4 роки тому +5

    This movie reminds me of The Happening

  • @apexpredator2699
    @apexpredator2699 4 роки тому

    Mace windu: this video is on the council, however its not the rank of master. Alteori: *turns to reaction chanel* obi wan: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE TRASH NOT JOIN THEM!.

  • @thesoulfury4591
    @thesoulfury4591 4 роки тому +4

    No one:
    No one at all:
    These guys at the end of the day: :0

  • @bojangles5226
    @bojangles5226 4 роки тому +2

    The book was great, but something to keep in mind is that a good director makes a good movie. It's not necessarily the fault of the writer but the person who puts imagery to the words.

  • @justforsillyfun
    @justforsillyfun 4 роки тому +4

    *OPEN UP WE'RE AMERICAN'S*
    if I was dat dude: u finna stay out there boi

  • @AL-wj5wx
    @AL-wj5wx 4 роки тому +1

    4:25 what is she a velociraptor?

  • @zhost4375
    @zhost4375 4 роки тому +10

    No views one comment. hmmm
    pretty sus if you ask me.

  • @robertatwood7736
    @robertatwood7736 4 роки тому

    I happen to know that Steven King adapted this story from an old "Under Dog" episode called the Phony Booth. In this "Under Dog" episode people would loose there cognitive ability and become a quasi zombie. A very scary cartoon if you ask me, I still loose sleep every time I think of it!

  • @xenoviperxx1214
    @xenoviperxx1214 4 роки тому +5

    I read the book cell by Stephen king and yes it is a wonderful book. Loved it. One of my favourite. Didn't see the movie tho

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 роки тому +1

    Ok question: how does a single, brief visual from a single drone give the hive mind the survivor group's exact coordinates? Does the hive mind have the entire area memorized? I doubt that even some sort of sunlight-angle-triangularization would be able to definitely say exactly where they are, especially if the thing is only controlling people through what amounts to a software hack of the human brain that doesn't actually improve the hardware it's got to work with (as I highly doubt the human eye and brain could take a sufficiently accurate measurement within a few seconds to calculate exact longitude and latitude, even if a an AI _might_ be able to determine such if you had like laser-accurate readings).

  • @DejvidDutilp
    @DejvidDutilp 4 роки тому +4

    BOOMER MOOOOOVIE INCOMING GET TO THE SHELTER AND STAY THERE

  • @themediocremen1128
    @themediocremen1128 4 роки тому

    You had me with the thumbnail. I thought you were going to talk about Miss Perigrent’s(probably didn’t spell that right) Home for Peculiar Children.

  • @warrior--poet5418
    @warrior--poet5418 4 роки тому

    dad's favorite thing, in the earlier years of my experience, was to watch the movies and better if they showed them at the drive-ins.. he watched only the screen versions (because it was so much easier) and then would review it for some time, but never read anything past newspaper and report cards; we the family said "you should try the book, first..!" across the next decades.. his own writing became a lengthening hobby, overnight, which started when he stayed behind, as we moved to a new location - during his stint of isolation, being removed from prior options (especially that dinosaur v.h.s. machine & giant cassettes of movies and other entertainment), made him 'resort' to the library and actually read; he tried each book that sourced any of those movies he already knew, and from doing that, not only did he begin to create his own stories of comedial base, but, admittedly, he saw our point about how you learn what a movie is trying to say becuase it is much easier to find it in the verbose descriptives that literature can deliver.!!
    ~WarriorPoet~

  • @gamingwithdudealt
    @gamingwithdudealt 4 роки тому +2

    14:45 so we all just gonna ignore the fact that that was the troll song

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 роки тому

      I noticed the second I heard it. Was looking to see if anyone else did.

  • @Supermynci9000
    @Supermynci9000 3 роки тому

    I wanna thank you Alteori. Twice in one video you've helped me to discover two additional favorite songs.

  • @crappozappo
    @crappozappo 4 роки тому +2

    13:35 IT'S THE TROLOLO MEME MUSIC
    IM DEAD

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @soulscookies
    @soulscookies 4 роки тому +1

    Hey alteori, you said in kingdom the zombies evolved to run during the day but they never did. It’s just the humans assumed the zombies were scared of the light but it was actually the temperature the entire time

  • @AC-03
    @AC-03 4 роки тому +1

    The movie's name: Cell
    My mind: My name is Cell and I am an android

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 4 роки тому +2

    Samuel L Jackson movie about cell phones killing people
    Me: oh so you're reviewing Kingsman

  • @jayrodriguez1
    @jayrodriguez1 3 роки тому

    So that was the moment when I got up and Michael Jackson moonwalk my way out the theater lol

  • @LikeAGentlemanPlease
    @LikeAGentlemanPlease Рік тому

    Lol! I just noticed that this was supposed to be set in Boston, but it was shot in Atlanta down the street from my house. I’m 2 for 2 for movies being shot in my neighborhood.

  • @SpruceBunbo
    @SpruceBunbo 4 роки тому

    Every time you said phoner I just thought back to that one episode of South Park where Butters said "Kill all the phonies"

  • @dawn2666
    @dawn2666 4 роки тому

    Somebody get me the name of the thumbnail movie for the thumbnail I’d incredibly appreciate it..

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 роки тому

    Sad to see Esther biting the dust like that...
    lol yeah I hope Isabelle Fuhrman has a good sense of humor for the fact that there will always be people whose first thought on seeing her is to remember Orphan...

  • @syinidecitybulliez6069
    @syinidecitybulliez6069 4 роки тому

    The picture of samuel L with the white hair an demon teeth what movies dat from????

  • @RealWorldGames
    @RealWorldGames 4 роки тому +1

    Was about to imagine Alteori kitten ears, but hears phrase , rubbing up on people making jerking motions..... mind starts going to weird place ...stops mind gets it back on track