My fiance and I were CRYING from laughter this entire movie! I loved the line, "well son, like most living things, if you run it through a combine, it'll pretty much sort it out"
14:52 alien llama vomit*goes uncle Roger voice* Not bad! Not bad! *own voice returns* Now we know what was really in those hair tonics the travelling salesmen used to sell in the late 1800s.
@@RujiTheRockBoi yes its this movie where scientist create a new breed of sheep those sheep later go on a killing spree tearing flesh and eating people if u were bitten by them u would turn into one later
The animation looks amazing. However I can understand if they couldn't get the whole movie animation since it cost alot of money and time to make a few seconds. Still tho wish it was.
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Llama Horror Movie?! Sounds like Carl from Llamas with Hats finally realized his true calling and became a Slasher!" 5:57 - "I can just hear Paul saying "Caaarrrllll!" after Carl uses his new eye beams which he acquired from mastering Ki Control!"
Alteori's Working Titles: 'What In The Pectoralis Major Prime Rib,' 'What In The Pectoralis Minor New York Steak,' 'What In The Serratus Anterior Beef Wellington.' :D
When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No I won't be afraid Oh, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand, stand by me So darling, darling Stand by me, oh stand by me Oh stand, stand by me Stand by me If the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the mountain should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry No, I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand, stand by me And darling, darling Stand by me, oh stand by me Oh stand now, stand by me Stand by me Darling, darling Stand by me, oh stand by me Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand Stand by me...
On a site note How many alien embryos do you think a xenonorph can force into a person before it becomes complicated? Like there has to be a limit until it becomes noticeable and how many until that many aliens growing in someone kills them, before they hatch? Imagine a bloated should-be corpse is on a hospital bed and suddenly it just flies off all directions and scatters, the scattered bits also scatter with shelf alien tails as it’s uncovered, or a few clumps widdle about as the aliens fight for which direction to go and how to get out of their tangle, like the critter ball at the end of critters 2
Ok who's responsible for making this movie cause this is one of the most weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. Also Alteori when will you watch Beastar Season 2?
There is an SCP that makes two people wear a llama suit until both die. The wearers forget they are in a costume and think they are collectively Larry the Llama. Usually the back half dies first and "Larry" drags his hind legs around until the person in front dies. "That's weird, I can't feel my legs... oh well that is the life of a llama I guess..."
Well, another Dumb Movie Monday Adventure video review. A horror movie about alien Llamas. Ooooooookay, that is cringy, hard to watch and weird. The part where the llamas go to different planets and start their rampage kinda remind me of "Invader Zim", go to a planet their assign to destroy. The cartoon animation of this movie, that I like. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
On Instagram, I found a kickstarter for a horror comedy comic book series called Slow Pokes which is about sloths as murderous speed demons. From the artworks and pages I have seen, the creator is pretty passionate about this horror spoof and the comic succeeded on Kickstarter with copies in the works. I even suggested to him about adding a giant ground sloth as the comics true antagonist and thankfully he accepted it.
Well there’s already one about killer sheep and one about giant killer rabbits, so I’m not really that surprised...also I’d recommend the two I just mentioned...they’re called Black Sheep and Night of the Lepus
That guy looks like he about to say: “like Scoob I’m turning into a llama”
That into tho. Reminded me of scar from lion King with the hyenas
"BE PREPARED!"
Thats exactly what i was thinking too
@@debasreeguha2402 me too
My fiance and I were CRYING from laughter this entire movie! I loved the line, "well son, like most living things, if you run it through a combine, it'll pretty much sort it out"
That llama is just Lucky That it didn’t land in front of a hunters guild or that would be a very short movie
Or in front of the military. Imagine the lama trying to shoot laser eyes when everyone was shooting him
Check out the SCP that is an eldritch alien god stag
Most people: what the hell?
Alteori: What in the *chest meat*
I love this channel.
The money launderers don't even try to pretend anymore.
No way this was serious. I almost passed out from laughter. When the llama snapped the girls neck!
It's like a project some film students made in their spare time that Amazon somehow decided was suitable for mass consumption.
When I read the title I went like: “LLAMAS?!? COUNT ME IN”
Me later on: “My life is scarred forever” ;-;
Plot Twist: Those llamas are actually alpacas
Spore. I get it. And I love Spore
Lol
I knew it
We all know how dangerous alpacas are
🤯
Oh llamas HOORAY!!!
Me after the video: I'm going to burn every object that I own that even indirectly MENTIONS llamas. =-=
A horror with llamas?
Naw.
Wake me up when they make a llama drama.
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🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
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👢
👢
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🐍🐍 🐍 🐍 👢
I stepped on snek
Sus
I need a llama romcom
I want some alpaca action.
No Silas I am the snek
This movie deserves a bunch of Uncle Roger's haiyaas!
Dis movie make Uncle Roger sad, haiyaaaaaa.
Black Sheep: OUR BAAA-TTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
My money's on the weresheep
I can’t wait for the spin off series
*Llama vs Alpaca*
Watch the Black Sheep, the NZ one not the Chris Farley one, eh.. watchem both actually
Llamas are my favorite animal and to see a horror/funny movie just makes me happy
Mine are cats and...I don't think cats are really used in horror movies as The Monster.
So the llama is a little baked and still mad? That weed didn't accomplished it's purpose.
14:52 alien llama vomit*goes uncle Roger voice* Not bad! Not bad! *own voice returns* Now we know what was really in those hair tonics the travelling salesmen used to sell in the late 1800s.
If this was animated it would have earned 2X of what they spent on making this movie
The Animated version is the best part so far.
Alteori never heard of you until I saw your primal review love how you roast some of the movies makes me laugh thx so much
*Where the fun never stops and the farts never sting:* Alteori 2020
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
God, that worth all the danm thing!
Llamas arent exactly horrifying per se, more like a disturbing mixture of creepy and derpy.
Your thinking of donkeys
Llamas not so creepy unless they smile
They have weird teeth
@@brassv2185 Llama invented the derp.
Llamas are aggressive and will actually kill you
@@ToastTheCarnotaurus got 1 word for you
blobfish
(2 words kinda)
@@epicshauntedlibrary1414 Thought that Camels are like that? Llamas too?
Ok, this makes the vehicon gaming tournament look way more entertaining. Have you ever seen a bunch of vehicons playing uno?
Man you gotta love this series.
Here's something that's horrified... A demon sheep that's actually a demon that can infected humans into a humanoid demon sheep
Black Sheep?
@@UrBoiDino wait is that the movies name!?
@@RujiTheRockBoi yes its this movie where scientist create a new breed of sheep those sheep later go on a killing spree tearing flesh and eating people if u were bitten by them u would turn into one later
@@UrBoiDino nice thanks 👍
This movie's acting looks like it rivals birdemic and Troll 2.
which to be fair this is better either those two.
@@a.u.t.057 how many subs does alteori have
@@cliffjean-louis5234 don't know,why you ask?
@@a.u.t.057 bc i don't know the amount of subs she has
Trolls 2 is not bad idiot
Alteori, I just found your channel an hour or so ago and I am thinking, '2K subs?! HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE LIKE 100K OR 175K?'
6:03 was not expecting a lazer follow by a firework, Funny death by firework
This was a great video
The animation looks amazing. However I can understand if they couldn't get the whole movie animation since it cost alot of money and time to make a few seconds. Still tho wish it was.
Wow, the live action “Llamas In Hats” is really good!
“Caaaaaarllll~ Did you kill a bunch of teenagers at a party? Carl eye lasers *kill* people...”
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Llama Horror Movie?! Sounds like Carl from Llamas with Hats finally realized his true calling and became a Slasher!" 5:57 - "I can just hear Paul saying "Caaarrrllll!" after Carl uses his new eye beams which he acquired from mastering Ki Control!"
Tournament of SSB Alteori you are now my favorite person on UA-cam.
I did laugh hard seeing this, well said lady alteori
I'm going to show my Peruvian friends this movie and ask them if it's based on real life events.
Don't ask tell them it is :)
Omg
why do the llama screams sound like people cleaning windows lmao 1:25
Lamas/alpacas are adorable and I love them all
this movie can be summed up in: im not drunk enough for this
Llamas in this movie: I would never kill someone, that's my least favorite thing to do.
Caaaaaarrrl
“Caaaaarl, shooting people with eye lasers kills them!”
I can see this as a pure masterpiece
14:58 I liked the way you said "ho".
I saw the trailer on twitter with your name @ed & my gosh...that one part with that one guy was so dull when he said "Look out!"
Get ready for Llamageddon II: This time it's alpacan heat and Llamageddon III: This is guanacoing to far.
The intro is prefect
Mmmm monkey (:
Monke
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Directional blood and those crazy mouth shots had my rolling about laughing.
7:25 Guy: “whatcha doin son”
Llama *takes a hit*
“Nothin just chillin, killin.”
Aaaahh you chose it!! Thank you!! ❤️
Thanks to you ☺️
Alteori's Working Titles: 'What In The Pectoralis Major Prime Rib,' 'What In The Pectoralis Minor New York Steak,' 'What In The Serratus Anterior Beef Wellington.' :D
My first DMM. Amazing.
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me
Stand by me
Darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand
Stand by me...
I'm not trying to be rude but are you trying to summon Satan? •~•
Yeah bro don't fuckin summon Satan especially UA-cam satan
On a site note
How many alien embryos do you think a xenonorph can force into a person before it becomes complicated?
Like there has to be a limit until it becomes noticeable and how many until that many aliens growing in someone kills them, before they hatch?
Imagine a bloated should-be corpse is on a hospital bed and suddenly it just flies off all directions and scatters, the scattered bits also scatter with shelf alien tails as it’s uncovered, or a few clumps widdle about as the aliens fight for which direction to go and how to get out of their tangle, like the critter ball at the end of critters 2
This is more if a "laugh your ass off" movie than a horror movie
I dont know what to think about this. Whether to be ashamed of a llama horror movie or surprised there is a llama movie
I really don't understand why you don't have more fallowers. your content is so good!
No T-Rex will eat a llama. Ask Rexy if you don't believe me.
Your pfp looks like a hypo rex-
@@PuckIsBetterTrust I am, sadly a zombie T-Rex.
@@ATRexNamedBull D:
@@PuckIsBetterTrust Yep, Spike the Spino managed to kill me back in 2001. But I'll kill him back for it next time!
@@ATRexNamedBull Ho?
Ok who's responsible for making this movie cause this is one of the most weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. Also Alteori when will you watch Beastar Season 2?
Is it out? 😮
@@Alteori yes like a week ago, the trailer was awesome.
@@imagenationzone3737 wait season 2 is out?!
@@ladyofnoxus6733 yes but only the trailer, season will start next year on January
@@imagenationzone3737 oh okay cause I searched Netflix and saw nothing. I was a bit sad. But it makes sense that only the trailer is out.
You should check out an SCP video called SCP: Overlord by EvanRoyalty, really cool depiction of an SCP task force clearing an anomalous area.
There is an SCP that makes two people wear a llama suit until both die. The wearers forget they are in a costume and think they are collectively Larry the Llama. Usually the back half dies first and "Larry" drags his hind legs around until the person in front dies. "That's weird, I can't feel my legs... oh well that is the life of a llama I guess..."
Also check out SCP "The Stag" which is also quadrupedal and can do even more damage
New Llama Skill acquired: Acid Spit which looks like a glowing 2D doodle drawing.
Love the content Alteori! Random movie suggestion "Zombie Beavers" :)
Oh God please no not the zombeaver movie Lol. I watched that one before. No spoilers...
i love alteori’s criticism, analytics and judgement
WRONG LEVER KRONK! YOU SUMMONED THE DEMON LLAMAS!
Lol XD
OMG..... WTF!!! I MUST WATCH!!! This makes The Room look like real art....
This is were he gets his cherry pops
Ad:hey wanna kit kat
Looks like a black sheep knock off.
Animated be better
Black Sheep Rocks🤩
Deadly gassy sheep
Omg there was tentacles and now know why the guy was producing an egg. Aaaaaaah!
Llamageddon, a movie about people showing their mouths close-up for 2 hours.
*"AHHH! DEMON LLAMA!"*
This is the third video today first spirit then matrix person now this. Thanks for the dedication. P.S. still want a face reveal.
Oh dear....more like
*OH DEER*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ill see myself out
🚪 🏃
next, review black sheep.
Did anyone else “Whoo!” at her definition of a party?
The thumbnail good gravy 😆😆😆😆 ohhh, don't you ever change on us
11:10 You mean something is... al-hoof
Bruh this gives me war flashbacks to Birdemic
Disney's live-action attempt at combining the plots of the Emperor's New Groove, and Lilo & Stitch, is actually MORE insane than I expected...
Oh dear... don’t let Carl Wheezer see this movie. Going to traumatize him. XD
4:09 me and the homies on ketamine
That title and thumbnail made me instantly think of Black Sheep, a 2006 horror movie about genetically altered sheep that kill and eat people.
Damn that’s some fast editing and posting That’s mental speeds as fast as a fox you could say?
Well, another Dumb Movie Monday Adventure video review. A horror movie about alien Llamas. Ooooooookay, that is cringy, hard to watch and weird. The part where the llamas go to different planets and start their rampage kinda remind me of "Invader Zim", go to a planet their assign to destroy. The cartoon animation of this movie, that I like.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
On Instagram, I found a kickstarter for a horror comedy comic book series called Slow Pokes which is about sloths as murderous speed demons. From the artworks and pages I have seen, the creator is pretty passionate about this horror spoof and the comic succeeded on Kickstarter with copies in the works. I even suggested to him about adding a giant ground sloth as the comics true antagonist and thankfully he accepted it.
I don’t know how but your videos helped me 100% Batman Arkham asylum
Jokes on you, farts never stink to me! Im anosmic.....
13:21
This is amazing
People from The Ring have been quiet since this came out
Well there’s already one about killer sheep and one about giant killer rabbits, so I’m not really that surprised...also I’d recommend the two I just mentioned...they’re called Black Sheep and Night of the Lepus
Pog llama time boysssssss
To be fair i thought the lama will spit acicd or venom or mybe a bullet.
the pony.mov series is a masterpiece
I'm guessing that the script was originally written for horses, and was swapped out at the last minute for a llama.
just hoping alteori uploads a video about what the heck happened to the indoraptor´s body
Yeah nobody talks about that
All I can say is why?
Now that I've seen it I've lost my faith in humanity
Wait a minute! That's llama arts animation style! Holy crap llama arts did the animation.
I want to watch this for the animated scenes. This crazy movie is on Amazon Prime Video.
Alteori when she reacts to a dum movie be like " Why are we still here just to suffer "
That 20th century fox intro got me😂🤣😂🤣
Finally a explanation for Llamas with hats
Your voice soothes my depression in this hell hole ❤️