A horror movie about Llamas - Oh dear

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @paulsummer9688
    @paulsummer9688 4 роки тому +130

    That guy looks like he about to say: “like Scoob I’m turning into a llama”

  • @osrsweims
    @osrsweims 4 роки тому +29

    That into tho. Reminded me of scar from lion King with the hyenas
    "BE PREPARED!"

  • @calebr4191
    @calebr4191 4 роки тому +11

    My fiance and I were CRYING from laughter this entire movie! I loved the line, "well son, like most living things, if you run it through a combine, it'll pretty much sort it out"

  • @stateberg7208
    @stateberg7208 4 роки тому +78

    That llama is just Lucky That it didn’t land in front of a hunters guild or that would be a very short movie

    • @ivanlol7153
      @ivanlol7153 4 роки тому +3

      Or in front of the military. Imagine the lama trying to shoot laser eyes when everyone was shooting him

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 4 роки тому +3

      Check out the SCP that is an eldritch alien god stag

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 4 роки тому +47

    Most people: what the hell?
    Alteori: What in the *chest meat*
    I love this channel.

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 4 роки тому +37

    The money launderers don't even try to pretend anymore.

  • @wesleymccurdy1200
    @wesleymccurdy1200 4 роки тому +6

    No way this was serious. I almost passed out from laughter. When the llama snapped the girls neck!

  • @alharron2145
    @alharron2145 4 роки тому +18

    It's like a project some film students made in their spare time that Amazon somehow decided was suitable for mass consumption.

  • @pizzaisyourlife
    @pizzaisyourlife 4 роки тому +39

    When I read the title I went like: “LLAMAS?!? COUNT ME IN”
    Me later on: “My life is scarred forever” ;-;

  • @somerandomguythatlikesanim4776
    @somerandomguythatlikesanim4776 4 роки тому +64

    Plot Twist: Those llamas are actually alpacas

  • @draconisheart2102
    @draconisheart2102 4 роки тому +14

    Oh llamas HOORAY!!!
    Me after the video: I'm going to burn every object that I own that even indirectly MENTIONS llamas. =-=

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 4 роки тому +61

    A horror with llamas?
    Naw.
    Wake me up when they make a llama drama.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @sakura4331
    @sakura4331 4 роки тому +67

    This movie deserves a bunch of Uncle Roger's haiyaas!

    • @rex4765
      @rex4765 4 роки тому +3

      Dis movie make Uncle Roger sad, haiyaaaaaa.

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 роки тому +32

    Black Sheep: OUR BAAA-TTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 4 роки тому +6

    I can’t wait for the spin off series
    *Llama vs Alpaca*

  • @mrspeigel3593
    @mrspeigel3593 4 роки тому +20

    Watch the Black Sheep, the NZ one not the Chris Farley one, eh.. watchem both actually

  • @llamalover9757
    @llamalover9757 4 роки тому +4

    Llamas are my favorite animal and to see a horror/funny movie just makes me happy

    • @growlie2676
      @growlie2676 4 роки тому +1

      Mine are cats and...I don't think cats are really used in horror movies as The Monster.

  • @Stilix09
    @Stilix09 4 роки тому +13

    So the llama is a little baked and still mad? That weed didn't accomplished it's purpose.

  • @enjolireyes643
    @enjolireyes643 4 роки тому +4

    14:52 alien llama vomit*goes uncle Roger voice* Not bad! Not bad! *own voice returns* Now we know what was really in those hair tonics the travelling salesmen used to sell in the late 1800s.

  • @rounakulkabir480
    @rounakulkabir480 4 роки тому +10

    If this was animated it would have earned 2X of what they spent on making this movie

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 4 роки тому +3

    The Animated version is the best part so far.

  • @redneck9880
    @redneck9880 4 роки тому +2

    Alteori never heard of you until I saw your primal review love how you roast some of the movies makes me laugh thx so much

  • @agentno.2436
    @agentno.2436 4 роки тому +5

    *Where the fun never stops and the farts never sting:* Alteori 2020

  • @Waltreco
    @Waltreco 4 роки тому +1

    "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
    God, that worth all the danm thing!

  • @ToastTheCarnotaurus
    @ToastTheCarnotaurus 4 роки тому +59

    Llamas arent exactly horrifying per se, more like a disturbing mixture of creepy and derpy.

    • @brassv2185
      @brassv2185 4 роки тому +4

      Your thinking of donkeys
      Llamas not so creepy unless they smile
      They have weird teeth

    • @ToastTheCarnotaurus
      @ToastTheCarnotaurus 4 роки тому +2

      @@brassv2185 Llama invented the derp.

    • @epicshauntedlibrary1414
      @epicshauntedlibrary1414 4 роки тому +1

      Llamas are aggressive and will actually kill you

    • @brassv2185
      @brassv2185 4 роки тому

      @@ToastTheCarnotaurus got 1 word for you
      blobfish
      (2 words kinda)

    • @AcrocanthosaurusMaximus
      @AcrocanthosaurusMaximus 4 роки тому

      @@epicshauntedlibrary1414 Thought that Camels are like that? Llamas too?

  • @sharpwavethedecepticon6837
    @sharpwavethedecepticon6837 4 роки тому +5

    Ok, this makes the vehicon gaming tournament look way more entertaining. Have you ever seen a bunch of vehicons playing uno?

  • @azel7056
    @azel7056 4 роки тому +3

    Man you gotta love this series.

  • @RujiTheRockBoi
    @RujiTheRockBoi 4 роки тому +17

    Here's something that's horrified... A demon sheep that's actually a demon that can infected humans into a humanoid demon sheep

    • @UrBoiDino
      @UrBoiDino 4 роки тому +1

      Black Sheep?

    • @RujiTheRockBoi
      @RujiTheRockBoi 4 роки тому

      @@UrBoiDino wait is that the movies name!?

    • @UrBoiDino
      @UrBoiDino 4 роки тому +1

      @@RujiTheRockBoi yes its this movie where scientist create a new breed of sheep those sheep later go on a killing spree tearing flesh and eating people if u were bitten by them u would turn into one later

    • @RujiTheRockBoi
      @RujiTheRockBoi 4 роки тому

      @@UrBoiDino nice thanks 👍

  • @orangesilver4568
    @orangesilver4568 4 роки тому +35

    This movie's acting looks like it rivals birdemic and Troll 2.

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 4 роки тому +2

      which to be fair this is better either those two.

    • @cliffjean-louis5234
      @cliffjean-louis5234 4 роки тому +2

      @@a.u.t.057 how many subs does alteori have

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 4 роки тому +1

      @@cliffjean-louis5234 don't know,why you ask?

    • @cliffjean-louis5234
      @cliffjean-louis5234 4 роки тому +1

      @@a.u.t.057 bc i don't know the amount of subs she has

    • @powerpuppy7217
      @powerpuppy7217 4 роки тому +1

      Trolls 2 is not bad idiot

  • @herobizarre6010
    @herobizarre6010 4 роки тому +2

    Alteori, I just found your channel an hour or so ago and I am thinking, '2K subs?! HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE LIKE 100K OR 175K?'

  • @malseed2323
    @malseed2323 4 роки тому +4

    6:03 was not expecting a lazer follow by a firework, Funny death by firework

  • @kaiserdragon7233
    @kaiserdragon7233 4 роки тому +5

    The animation looks amazing. However I can understand if they couldn't get the whole movie animation since it cost alot of money and time to make a few seconds. Still tho wish it was.

  • @danielled8665
    @danielled8665 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, the live action “Llamas In Hats” is really good!
    “Caaaaaarllll~ Did you kill a bunch of teenagers at a party? Carl eye lasers *kill* people...”

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 7 місяців тому +1

    *The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
    [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Llama Horror Movie?! Sounds like Carl from Llamas with Hats finally realized his true calling and became a Slasher!" 5:57 - "I can just hear Paul saying "Caaarrrllll!" after Carl uses his new eye beams which he acquired from mastering Ki Control!"

  • @krombopulosmicheal2436
    @krombopulosmicheal2436 4 роки тому +1

    Tournament of SSB Alteori you are now my favorite person on UA-cam.

  • @theknightspalace
    @theknightspalace 4 роки тому +3

    I did laugh hard seeing this, well said lady alteori

  • @DrRazernij
    @DrRazernij 4 роки тому +23

    I'm going to show my Peruvian friends this movie and ask them if it's based on real life events.

  • @bigboofboofin
    @bigboofboofin 4 роки тому +11

    why do the llama screams sound like people cleaning windows lmao 1:25

  • @unclesam1433
    @unclesam1433 4 роки тому +1

    Lamas/alpacas are adorable and I love them all

  • @geckowaffle6056
    @geckowaffle6056 4 роки тому +3

    this movie can be summed up in: im not drunk enough for this

  • @sp1der957
    @sp1der957 4 роки тому +20

    Llamas in this movie: I would never kill someone, that's my least favorite thing to do.

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 4 роки тому +3

      Caaaaaarrrl

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 3 роки тому +1

      “Caaaaarl, shooting people with eye lasers kills them!”

  • @idonthaveanyfriendsnn7778
    @idonthaveanyfriendsnn7778 4 роки тому +3

    I can see this as a pure masterpiece

  • @yoboibeerus1387
    @yoboibeerus1387 4 роки тому +1

    14:58 I liked the way you said "ho".

  • @1_railfan
    @1_railfan 4 роки тому +1

    I saw the trailer on twitter with your name @ed & my gosh...that one part with that one guy was so dull when he said "Look out!"

  • @michaelkata2342
    @michaelkata2342 4 роки тому +1

    Get ready for Llamageddon II: This time it's alpacan heat and Llamageddon III: This is guanacoing to far.

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 4 роки тому +9

    The intro is prefect

  • @eccremocarpusscaber5159
    @eccremocarpusscaber5159 4 роки тому +1

    Directional blood and those crazy mouth shots had my rolling about laughing.

  • @TheGreatDreamer1937
    @TheGreatDreamer1937 2 роки тому

    7:25 Guy: “whatcha doin son”
    Llama *takes a hit*
    “Nothin just chillin, killin.”

  • @meelzebub
    @meelzebub 4 роки тому +1

    Aaaahh you chose it!! Thank you!! ❤️

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks to you ☺️

  • @Susanville77
    @Susanville77 4 роки тому

    Alteori's Working Titles: 'What In The Pectoralis Major Prime Rib,' 'What In The Pectoralis Minor New York Steak,' 'What In The Serratus Anterior Beef Wellington.' :D

  • @Ven0m.snak3
    @Ven0m.snak3 4 роки тому +3

    My first DMM. Amazing.

  • @emondandrewin4260
    @emondandrewin4260 4 роки тому +3

    When the night has come
    And the land is dark
    And the moon is the only light we'll see
    No I won't be afraid
    Oh, I won't be afraid
    Just as long as you stand, stand by me
    So darling, darling
    Stand by me, oh stand by me
    Oh stand, stand by me
    Stand by me
    If the sky that we look upon
    Should tumble and fall
    Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand, stand by me
    And darling, darling
    Stand by me, oh stand by me
    Oh stand now, stand by me
    Stand by me
    Darling, darling
    Stand by me, oh stand by me
    Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
    Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
    Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand
    Stand by me...

    • @raiden2608
      @raiden2608 4 роки тому

      I'm not trying to be rude but are you trying to summon Satan? •~•

    • @kd1134
      @kd1134 2 роки тому

      Yeah bro don't fuckin summon Satan especially UA-cam satan

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 4 роки тому +1

    On a site note
    How many alien embryos do you think a xenonorph can force into a person before it becomes complicated?
    Like there has to be a limit until it becomes noticeable and how many until that many aliens growing in someone kills them, before they hatch?
    Imagine a bloated should-be corpse is on a hospital bed and suddenly it just flies off all directions and scatters, the scattered bits also scatter with shelf alien tails as it’s uncovered, or a few clumps widdle about as the aliens fight for which direction to go and how to get out of their tangle, like the critter ball at the end of critters 2

  • @danielburke4852
    @danielburke4852 4 роки тому +2

    This is more if a "laugh your ass off" movie than a horror movie

  • @Llama_and_Nachos
    @Llama_and_Nachos 4 роки тому +1

    I dont know what to think about this. Whether to be ashamed of a llama horror movie or surprised there is a llama movie

  • @jacobellinger8027
    @jacobellinger8027 4 роки тому

    I really don't understand why you don't have more fallowers. your content is so good!

  • @ATRexNamedBull
    @ATRexNamedBull 4 роки тому +8

    No T-Rex will eat a llama. Ask Rexy if you don't believe me.

    • @PuckIsBetterTrust
      @PuckIsBetterTrust 4 роки тому

      Your pfp looks like a hypo rex-

    • @ATRexNamedBull
      @ATRexNamedBull 4 роки тому

      @@PuckIsBetterTrust I am, sadly a zombie T-Rex.

    • @PuckIsBetterTrust
      @PuckIsBetterTrust 4 роки тому

      @@ATRexNamedBull D:

    • @ATRexNamedBull
      @ATRexNamedBull 4 роки тому

      @@PuckIsBetterTrust Yep, Spike the Spino managed to kill me back in 2001. But I'll kill him back for it next time!

    • @PuckIsBetterTrust
      @PuckIsBetterTrust 4 роки тому

      @@ATRexNamedBull Ho?

  • @imagenationzone3737
    @imagenationzone3737 4 роки тому +12

    Ok who's responsible for making this movie cause this is one of the most weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. Also Alteori when will you watch Beastar Season 2?

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  4 роки тому +4

      Is it out? 😮

    • @imagenationzone3737
      @imagenationzone3737 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alteori yes like a week ago, the trailer was awesome.

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 4 роки тому

      @@imagenationzone3737 wait season 2 is out?!

    • @imagenationzone3737
      @imagenationzone3737 4 роки тому +2

      @@ladyofnoxus6733 yes but only the trailer, season will start next year on January

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 4 роки тому

      @@imagenationzone3737 oh okay cause I searched Netflix and saw nothing. I was a bit sad. But it makes sense that only the trailer is out.

  • @LaTortuga79
    @LaTortuga79 4 роки тому +6

    You should check out an SCP video called SCP: Overlord by EvanRoyalty, really cool depiction of an SCP task force clearing an anomalous area.

    • @PinkProgram
      @PinkProgram 4 роки тому

      There is an SCP that makes two people wear a llama suit until both die. The wearers forget they are in a costume and think they are collectively Larry the Llama. Usually the back half dies first and "Larry" drags his hind legs around until the person in front dies. "That's weird, I can't feel my legs... oh well that is the life of a llama I guess..."

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 4 роки тому

      Also check out SCP "The Stag" which is also quadrupedal and can do even more damage

  • @vrllanza7588
    @vrllanza7588 4 роки тому +1

    New Llama Skill acquired: Acid Spit which looks like a glowing 2D doodle drawing.

  • @Dixienormous6
    @Dixienormous6 4 роки тому +1

    Love the content Alteori! Random movie suggestion "Zombie Beavers" :)

    • @novaparadox8171
      @novaparadox8171 4 роки тому

      Oh God please no not the zombeaver movie Lol. I watched that one before. No spoilers...

  • @epicdreamkid
    @epicdreamkid 4 роки тому

    i love alteori’s criticism, analytics and judgement

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins 4 роки тому +4

    WRONG LEVER KRONK! YOU SUMMONED THE DEMON LLAMAS!

  • @hdgehog6
    @hdgehog6 3 роки тому

    OMG..... WTF!!! I MUST WATCH!!! This makes The Room look like real art....

  • @toast6174
    @toast6174 4 роки тому +1

    This is were he gets his cherry pops
    Ad:hey wanna kit kat

  • @kenofdarkmachines8415
    @kenofdarkmachines8415 4 роки тому +49

    Looks like a black sheep knock off.
    Animated be better

  • @vrllanza7588
    @vrllanza7588 4 роки тому +2

    Llamageddon, a movie about people showing their mouths close-up for 2 hours.

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +1

    *"AHHH! DEMON LLAMA!"*

  • @douglasnienberg7968
    @douglasnienberg7968 4 роки тому +1

    This is the third video today first spirit then matrix person now this. Thanks for the dedication. P.S. still want a face reveal.

  • @imaybestupid2045
    @imaybestupid2045 4 роки тому +5

    Oh dear....more like
    *OH DEER*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ill see myself out
    🚪 🏃

  • @papamot8325
    @papamot8325 4 роки тому +5

    next, review black sheep.

  • @Torumi.
    @Torumi. 4 роки тому +1

    Did anyone else “Whoo!” at her definition of a party?

  • @isaacsmith6878
    @isaacsmith6878 4 роки тому

    The thumbnail good gravy 😆😆😆😆 ohhh, don't you ever change on us

  • @Slick-Salamander
    @Slick-Salamander 4 роки тому +3

    11:10 You mean something is... al-hoof

  • @The_Blue_Otaku
    @The_Blue_Otaku 4 роки тому +4

    Bruh this gives me war flashbacks to Birdemic

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 4 роки тому

    Disney's live-action attempt at combining the plots of the Emperor's New Groove, and Lilo & Stitch, is actually MORE insane than I expected...

  • @viruschris3160
    @viruschris3160 4 роки тому +1

    Oh dear... don’t let Carl Wheezer see this movie. Going to traumatize him. XD

  • @bread9952
    @bread9952 4 роки тому +2

    4:09 me and the homies on ketamine

  • @rickrogan2355
    @rickrogan2355 4 роки тому

    That title and thumbnail made me instantly think of Black Sheep, a 2006 horror movie about genetically altered sheep that kill and eat people.

  • @fistplayz1548
    @fistplayz1548 4 роки тому +2

    Damn that’s some fast editing and posting That’s mental speeds as fast as a fox you could say?

  • @Das112293
    @Das112293 4 роки тому +1

    Well, another Dumb Movie Monday Adventure video review. A horror movie about alien Llamas. Ooooooookay, that is cringy, hard to watch and weird. The part where the llamas go to different planets and start their rampage kinda remind me of "Invader Zim", go to a planet their assign to destroy. The cartoon animation of this movie, that I like.
    Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

  • @elmono6299
    @elmono6299 4 роки тому

    On Instagram, I found a kickstarter for a horror comedy comic book series called Slow Pokes which is about sloths as murderous speed demons. From the artworks and pages I have seen, the creator is pretty passionate about this horror spoof and the comic succeeded on Kickstarter with copies in the works. I even suggested to him about adding a giant ground sloth as the comics true antagonist and thankfully he accepted it.

  • @burkesullivan9086
    @burkesullivan9086 4 роки тому

    I don’t know how but your videos helped me 100% Batman Arkham asylum

  • @05bastille
    @05bastille 4 роки тому

    Jokes on you, farts never stink to me! Im anosmic.....

  • @hunterblanchard6538
    @hunterblanchard6538 4 роки тому +1

    13:21
    This is amazing

  • @samhg3658
    @samhg3658 4 роки тому +2

    People from The Ring have been quiet since this came out

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 4 роки тому +1

    Well there’s already one about killer sheep and one about giant killer rabbits, so I’m not really that surprised...also I’d recommend the two I just mentioned...they’re called Black Sheep and Night of the Lepus

  • @sadvillager7635
    @sadvillager7635 4 роки тому +2

    Pog llama time boysssssss

  • @rigotinoco3034
    @rigotinoco3034 4 роки тому +4

    To be fair i thought the lama will spit acicd or venom or mybe a bullet.

  • @holidaytheraptor6567
    @holidaytheraptor6567 4 роки тому +1

    the pony.mov series is a masterpiece

  • @Aluhcav
    @Aluhcav 4 роки тому +17

    I'm guessing that the script was originally written for horses, and was swapped out at the last minute for a llama.

  • @unartistagenerico9073
    @unartistagenerico9073 4 роки тому +3

    just hoping alteori uploads a video about what the heck happened to the indoraptor´s body

  • @cub_gaming4178
    @cub_gaming4178 4 роки тому +1

    All I can say is why?
    Now that I've seen it I've lost my faith in humanity

  • @authenticautistic2151
    @authenticautistic2151 4 роки тому +1

    Wait a minute! That's llama arts animation style! Holy crap llama arts did the animation.

  • @byrons8956
    @byrons8956 4 роки тому +1

    I want to watch this for the animated scenes. This crazy movie is on Amazon Prime Video.

  • @byronathanitis9557
    @byronathanitis9557 4 роки тому

    Alteori when she reacts to a dum movie be like " Why are we still here just to suffer "

  • @Farhan-rk1mt
    @Farhan-rk1mt 4 роки тому

    That 20th century fox intro got me😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ObsidianFallen
    @ObsidianFallen 10 місяців тому

    Finally a explanation for Llamas with hats

  • @proantagonist5042
    @proantagonist5042 4 роки тому +2

    Your voice soothes my depression in this hell hole ❤️