@@skye2847don't get too excited, I doubt there were pillow fights or gossip. Stuart has too much class to gossip, nor does he wish to waste his time with trivial conversations, unless there is a camera rolling, in which case there would be no gossip, because he has too much class to gossip on UA-cam videos. Do you see? Do you see? They probably played with action figures though. Which is totally normal.
This is Jelly Belly, if you're in Northern California you can take the tour of the factory. Unlike much of the stuff on the channel Jelly Belly pride themselves on making premium products, and one of the nice things about the factory is you can buy huge bags of the 'belly flops' - any beans that are too big or too small. Obviously Bean Boozler is a comedy product, but they do have hundreds of flavours, some more niche than others. Including Tabasco Sauce flavor which is one of my favorites. Oh and they're also the manufacturer of the Harry Potter licensed Bertie Botts Every Flavour beans.
I'd hate to be the Jelly Belly employee who was hired to perfect the "bad" flavors. Quality Control: "Tony, this Barf flavor needs to taste more like bile and less like stomach acid." Tony: "I'll get right on it, sir, just doing some more research!"
I've been watching Ashens since the very first video. And, it amazes me he's still doing videos, is still popular, and is still using just a couch. Good job
Dylanw857 Because people use the same accounts through the entire history of UA-cam. I made this account for my UA-cam show and just kept it instead of using my personal one which I have had since the start. Have a nice day
I'm calling it now, some time in the far future, there will be people on the internet saying something along the lines of "Ashens has really gone downhill since he stopped doing these videos on the sofa."
GardevoirChanKokonoe Might be because to like certain youtubers you need to have a brain. For others, you've had a lobotomy right after your mother gave birth to you. The latter are the ones that like pewdeepie/frank/fred/etc
Dear Lord, my family played this a while back. After a certain point you start really hoping for toothpaste and baby wipes. Those were a Godsend compared to the rest of the flavors.
I just had a dream where I was actually with Stuart trying these jelly beans, and when I tried to describe the flavor I got, he immediately told me to shut up.
They actually sell these in the Netherlands. Found 'em in a candy store one day, thinking "it cannot possibly be as bad as Stu and Dan made it seem". There's one with a spinny thing, too - whatever color you land on, you have to grab a jelly bean of that color and eat it. I did that one with a few friends. The bad ones really are vomit inducing.
For all the people complaining, ever think that maybe they recorded all these videos over a night or two days? plus its entertaining and funny so what's the problem? I like dan, so does Stuart clearly that's why he's in the videos. Frankly I think were lucky Stuart is still the same dude after all these years.
I dared a friend of mine to eat a whole box of these at once. The look of crazed puzzlement and nausea on his face was worth the ball of half eaten beans and phlegm that was left behind.
+Nicholas Sansouci I tried consume a whole handful at once. For me the tastes kind of neutralized against each other, not as disgusting as eat each jelly bean individually.
+LX Li I did that to impress a girl once. I got dog food, vomit, smelly sock, babywipes, and bloody peach. Needless to say the peach wasn't strong enough to save me.
God I feel ashamed to only just be getting in to Ashens. This is one of the most entertaining channels I've ever found. I've not grinned this much at UA-cam in a while.
The dog food one is beyond foul. I could taste it for fucking days. I thought it'd be some kinda cute joke but I ended up vomiting violently until I wanted Jesus to reach down and smack me and end the pain. I'd rather eat only actual dog food for a year.
Sammy Dixon I tried these beans for the first time today (and at work, for that matter. What a terrible idea). The canned dog food is absolutely horrendous! I swear the first bite into the bean felt like the insides sprayed into my mouth. I felt sick all day, and the flavour had me burping constantly, so every time I thought the taste would go somewhat dormant, I'd burp and it'd come right back. No amount of food or drink has gotten rid of the taste so far; it's been 12 hours since that bean and it still feels like I just ate it!
YOU ACTUALLY SWALLOWED IT?! You are very brave. Yeah the taste stays for ages :/ I'd suggest eating something very strong tasting to help mask it? Honestly I can still taste it if I try to remember. I still can't fathom how this is marketed 'for kids'. I have a dog who will try to eat literally anything (including a rotted fox head he found in the woods), and he wouldn't go near these beans.
It was the second bean I had, and was the one that really taught me that these beans were more than intense flavouring. Plus, my boss was walking by as I put it in my mouth so I didn't want to have a reaction. When he came around a second time to ask me something, I was about to try another one, hoping for chocolate pudding (I really wanted to try all the flavours) and it was dog food again. I told him to hold on as this time I spit it out into the garbage, gagging intensely the whole time.
Woah that's tough man. I found the pencil shavings one to be incredibly bad too. It's one of them flavours that won't ever leave the deep recesses of your brain vault.
it was mainly marketed at children, imagine the reaction you get when you tell your friend in middle school you're about to give him a barf flavored jelly bean.
I remember being at a summer camp for a week back then they had "pepper" as a bad one as well. We ate them next to a window. Mind you it was at an old boarding school in Scotland with these big eagle statues out front, so might actually have ended up in Hogwarts by accident....
@The Lonely Proto How could that be anything but orders of magnitude worse? You'd be overloading your taste buds with so many conflicting signals, some of them alarming enough to your body, that you'd _have_ to blow chunks.
This is brilliant! It reminds me of the time I used to make and sell sherbet at school. I'd use citric acid, sugar and just a tiny bit of sodium bicarbonate to give it a fizz without ruining the taste; I'd grind the resulting mix in (a clean) coffee grounder to make it into a fine powder. About two months the later the sales started to fall off. I had to do something so I went for FLAVOURS! I did generic stuff at first: orange, apple, cola, that sort of thing. Towards the dying days of my little empire I was making steak, pheasant and bacon variants. They sold...but not for long. After the that? I started to go to the train station toilets in town and buy condoms from the machine and flog 'em for two quid a shot. BACK IN PROFIT! True story.
I saw on a show once that. the vomit flavored beans was originally a failed pizza flavor. they then took that flavor and added a bit of citric acid to create the flavor of vomit. the more you know
I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I believe ChuggaConroy (a somewhat fastidious Let's Player) was on a Bean Boozled quiz a long time back, and he got one of the Barf beans. And do you know how he reacted? "It kinda tastes like pizza." Which tells me one of two things: either Emile has nerves of steel within his naive soul, OR the bean he got was somewhat milder/a dud. I guess we'll know the answer if The Runaway Guys ever do a Bean Boozled quiz panel at PAX someday. Which would be a sight to behold, as Jon Wheeler runs off-stage after getting Centipede while Emile says "...it kinda tastes like bad pepperoni", much to the horror of Tim Bishop.
@@GmodPlusWoW They never taste that bad to me. I'm starting to think it's one of the lamest conspiracies, that every youtuber is exaggerating how bad these taste, and CC just wasn't in on it due to his mild autism.
I used to play a game with my friends using these. The rules are as follows: MUST eat entire bean. MUST chew for 10 seconds. Getting a good bean = 0 points Getting a bad bean = 1 point Spitting bad bean out = -1 point First one to 5 points wins.
It's not actual food, you don't eat these like a snack. It's more like entertainment, a challenge to see who gets what and have a few laughs in between vomiting. Some people are weird like that.
I finally tried this with some co-workers on a slow day, the Skunk spray was the absolute worst. the flavor just stuck in my mouth all day, by the time I got home it seemed like it was gone, until I awoke from a nap and it had returned full-force. i still have nightmares
Gotta love how calm ashens is at @5:52 till "It's clearly chocolate pudding, cause if you were tasting what I was tasting you will be going ape shit." Breathes in and crashes.
This is honestly one of the all-time classics of UA-cam. I periodically come back to watch this again just to see some grown men eating death-flavoured sweets and almost puking all over a brown sofa.
Litespark barf isn’t even that bad in my opinion. Booger is absolutely PUTRID. I remember my friend ate one and blew some air in front of my face and it smelled HORRIBLE. DISGUSTANG
the spoiled milk one the flavor was there but very weak and the dead fish one just tasted like sardines which just taste like tuna. None of them were strong enough to make me retch or heave though. The "dog food" one actually tastes better than the chocolate pudding one hahahah
Here's a story for you, kids. Few years back, I was completely out of money and out of food in my apartment. I knew I had a box of the Harry Potter variety of these beans (same brand). They were about a year out of date, but still sealed in plastic. It took me 3 days without eating until I finally caved and tried to eat them. I plugged my nose, and dumped the entire box into my mouth. I should've just swallowed them whole. I don't know why I decided to chew them. The mix of terrible flavors was the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth. But I was determined not to spit them out, nor vomit. Because I stupidly filled my mouth too full, it took what seemed like an eternity to chew them up and force myself to swallow them. I immediately drank some water, but the awful taste would not go away. I then spent the next 20 minutes desperately trying not to vomit. Then spent the next 2 hours or so with a seriously upset stomach. I just laid in bed and wished for death. Eventually I fell asleep.
This is kind of irrelevant, but can I just say thanks for helping me sort of get over my emetophobia? I have an irrational phobia of vomiting and seeing/hearing others vomit ever since I had some trauma over it as a kid, but I was laughing too hard at this video to really mind the retching and puking noises. So, uh, thanks, I guess?
Cerise4697 HOLY SHIT I HAVE THAT TOO. When someone pukes near me ( I'm not even kidding) I just break down and cry. Yeah I'm a pussy, but I can't help it.
Me too!! I'm surprised someone else had the same experience. I watched this video a few times over time and the first time as soon as I heard the start of a gag I muted my phone but now I can watch it okay and that's just incredible. Years of therapy had nowhere near this high a success rate.
Markiplier and Ninja Brian did it on Marks channel as well, and frankly it was hilariously a sarcastic reaction i wouldn't mind watching several times over.
Kavukamari one of my friends in Marching band went to the jelly belly factory when we went on a field trip to San Fran. Someone had these, and my friend took a handful from their box and she popped them all in her mouth. She collapsed on the ground of the hotel room spit out the remnants and was very red for the rest of the night
Fun fact: Vomit flavor was from a failed attempt at making a pizza flavor; when they realized they wanted a vomit flavor they upped its acidity and released it as such.
Rotten Egg, or Buttered Popcorn. If you've ever had a Buttered Popcorn jelly bean, you'd know that this is a lose-lose situation for those involved, the families of those involved, the friends of those involved, the guy who you glanced at awkwardly when you were at the mall yesterday, and the kitchen sink.
I don't get these anti-Dan comments either. He seems like a nice enough guy. And this video in particular was greatly improved by having two people trying out the different beans. Yet people react like he's clubbed their pet baby seal or something.
They eat these on the morning show on the radio in my town. People who call in have to guess whether it'll be the good or the gross flavor for its respective color. There have been numerous instances of on-air vomiting after getting the gross ones.
I like keeping a bowl of these out whenever I have guests and watch as they foolishly grab one and put it in their mouth with a look on their face that expects a sweet and delicious treat only to suddenly twist into pure horror. And then I will laugh. I don't have a lot of friends. ('._.)
Critterbot I would do the same thing, only I would have there be more nice flavors than bad, that way when someone gets a bad flavor, it's totally unexpected.
yea I think the blue ones are a trick from eating the horrible ones because one person is gona go for the blue for a breath mint bean to get rid of the skunk and barf and centipede and the skunk spray and the moldy cheese aswel
I got the barf one once. The worst part about it was it tasted like peach for about half a second and then the actual barf flavour kicked in. Retch inducing.
***** The Simpsons file into the couch when suddenly a pair of hammers start smashing them to pieces, and a lighter appears to set the remains on fire.
Fun fact: jelly belly were going for the flavor of every topping pizza but decided it literally tasted more like vomit and adjusted the formula to make it exact
Morgan Anderson The best game, put a paper bowl with these, with a sign 'DO NOT EAT'. Whoever starts gagging, or has vomit on their breath, has been a little cheat.
My English teacher made all of us do the Bean Boozled game with the spinner for extra credit, and I got the worst one, bloody skunk spray. Why the bloody hell would they even make skunk spray flavored jelly beans?
You're right, watching this genuinely is more interesting and entertaining than faked 'Let's Play' videos. This channel is quality, I really love it. My particular favourite things on this channel are seeing ancient food from 20+ years ago and also seeing awful toys get burned. Keep it up, Ashens (and Dan)! :P
Dan's shakey and obviously very nervous breathing in the background really did highlight just how goddamn scared this man was, and it made it all the more funnier.
Jelly Belly now makes a pancakes and maple syrup one. I bought a bag not too long ago and it was strange. Not terrible. Just strange. It was as if you had really good pancakes, bit with the cheapest store-brand maple syrup you could find.
All I know is I used to get a bag of the coffee flavored ones and enjoyed them so much. The place I used to buy them isn't around anymore and all I can find are mixed flavors now. Not bad or anything just really love the coffee ones. :)
Chris McWilliams I love all the conventionally fruity and sweet ones, and some others besides (like the coffee ones) and hate the coconut, popcorn and some other things. The popcorn is kind of impressive and very much like real buttered popcorn but not a flavour a jelly bean should be. Cinnamon are goddamn landmines. Always have to throw out a good chunk of the pack since it's only the 100g 20-flavour packs available near me. There was a Jelly Belly Pick-&-Mix in my city once but it vanished.
AgentTasmania I haven't tried such a wide selection but yeah there used to be as store where you could get a bag of single flavors but it's no longer around. I think normal stories have the assortments but I don't want to have to toss out a bunch if I don't like them and there seems to be such a small number of any one flavor. I haven't tried it yet but I saw where you can order directly from them online.
OMG! I LOVE that red dwarf episode! He has to choose between the dog food and pot noodles, and he eats the dog food, saying "now I know why dogs lick their testicles..."🤣
Ashens' triumphant "I had the peach!" was perfect.
I was dying when he said it 😆😂
You thought it was a bad flavor, BUT IT WAS ME DIO!
Woody Reid oh shit its dio brando back from the dead
Pucci is better than dio
His mate's reaction to the barf bean was priceless. Borderline iconic. Could play that on a loop.
Two things to remember when visiting Stuart Ashen;
1) Do not sit on the sofa
2) Decline the curry
Brilliant
Took me a minute to figure out the curry reference until I remembered the spitcup
😂
The fact that this video happened because two middle aged men were essentially having a sleep over and watching Airplane is glorious to me.
I like to think they bring out all the big blankets on the living roon floor with all their snacks and gossip while they watch it
I'm pretty sure they were mid to late thirties in this video
@@Ace_of_Hornsyes, that would be middle aged.
@@JordonBeal no it isn't. 40+ is considered middle aged.
@@skye2847don't get too excited, I doubt there were pillow fights or gossip. Stuart has too much class to gossip, nor does he wish to waste his time with trivial conversations, unless there is a camera rolling, in which case there would be no gossip, because he has too much class to gossip on UA-cam videos.
Do you see?
Do you see?
They probably played with action figures though. Which is totally normal.
*coughing and gagging sounds*
Ashens (proudly): I got the peach!
"I don't think dan did"
I feel it was more smug and revelling in his suffering 😉
10:18 Just in case anyone is looking for that particular part.
That legitimately never gets old. The timing is perfect.
I've replayed that 6 times so far, my new favourite clip 😂
I never use emojis but I genuinely can't stop laughing
This is Jelly Belly, if you're in Northern California you can take the tour of the factory. Unlike much of the stuff on the channel Jelly Belly pride themselves on making premium products, and one of the nice things about the factory is you can buy huge bags of the 'belly flops' - any beans that are too big or too small.
Obviously Bean Boozler is a comedy product, but they do have hundreds of flavours, some more niche than others. Including Tabasco Sauce flavor which is one of my favorites.
Oh and they're also the manufacturer of the Harry Potter licensed Bertie Botts Every Flavour beans.
I have had Jalapeno flavored jelly beans before. They were surprisingly not terrible.
Scott! I didn't know you watched Ashens! You are officially a legend.
You can now get beer flavoured too! I saw it on vat 19
youtube worlds are colliding!
I wonder if Ashens plays EvE...
I just love the triumphant "I had the peach!" among Dan's coughing and retching.
I'd hate to be the Jelly Belly employee who was hired to perfect the "bad" flavors.
Quality Control: "Tony, this Barf flavor needs to taste more like bile and less like stomach acid."
Tony: "I'll get right on it, sir, just doing some more research!"
The barf was originally a pizza flavored
+guitarpick2002 Well, he may have been anorexic (I'm sorry to any and all anorexics)
+ElvenScout44
That makes no sense
'Twas a joke...a poorly written joke, because I meant bulimic.
I did get that you meant bulimic, but it still doesn't make much sense
"Liquorice!"
*Dan remains ominously silent*
*various gagging noises*
Poor guy :')
Dan's silences are his funniest.
It's pork floss!
*silence*
Koen Van Damme Dan's laugh after he ate the wood shavings got me too.
"I'm so happy I didn't get what happened to you, BYE."
I'm the only human alive that likes licorice
that also makes you the gayest man alive
I've been watching Ashens since the very first video. And, it amazes me he's still doing videos, is still popular, and is still using just a couch. Good job
Nice seeing you here!
I am telling you, it's the couch that makes all the magic happen !
Account created jan 2013. Seems legit
Dylanw857
Because people use the same accounts through the entire history of UA-cam. I made this account for my UA-cam show and just kept it instead of using my personal one which I have had since the start.
Have a nice day
I'm calling it now, some time in the far future, there will be people on the internet saying something along the lines of "Ashens has really gone downhill since he stopped doing these videos on the sofa."
"Controlled Explosion of Sick" sounds like a good name for a metal band.
that literally made me lol well done
"The one that looks horrible, isnt horrible. That's my logic *eats it and vomits*"
"It's either this or Let's Plays of us acting scared." - Ashens.
+⁇ Xenith ⁇ No no no, he spelt cancer just right.
+⁇ Xenith ⁇ *spelt
+Bilal Yahya Joking wanted to see reaction
GardevoirChanKokonoe
Might be because to like certain youtubers you need to have a brain.
For others, you've had a lobotomy right after your mother gave birth to you.
The latter are the ones that like pewdeepie/frank/fred/etc
RagingHammer No?
Dear Lord, my family played this a while back. After a certain point you start really hoping for toothpaste and baby wipes. Those were a Godsend compared to the rest of the flavors.
Let it be known, we didn't spit out a single one...
***** As in a good way?
No lol, I don't know what that is
Quick Attack Films Roquefort is a french cheese.
deterdettol Ah, well alright. Never had it.
Here I am, listening to grown men eat disgusting candies, while I stare at a load of jelly beans on a paper towel.
Isn't it amazing? The internet? that phrase was I unimaginable one hundreds years ago lol
Here I am, listening to two grown men eating discussing candies, looking at a oddly satisfying comment that another user had left before me.
If you can think of a better way to spend 20 minutes of your mortal existence, please let me know.
I wish he set up a reaction cam.
I just had a dream where I was actually with Stuart trying these jelly beans, and when I tried to describe the flavor I got, he immediately told me to shut up.
I presume you must have got a bad flavour in your dream?
@@joshbacon8241 Alternatively, they got a good one and Stuart was just rather cross about getting the bad one.
Stuart gave no fuck about what you thought, it was his channel in the dream.
That’s weird af
he s a nice guy tho
I just though of Dan going home and being stopped for a breathalyzer test, I envision the machine catching fire.
They actually sell these in the Netherlands. Found 'em in a candy store one day, thinking "it cannot possibly be as bad as Stu and Dan made it seem".
There's one with a spinny thing, too - whatever color you land on, you have to grab a jelly bean of that color and eat it. I did that one with a few friends.
The bad ones really are vomit inducing.
*****
I found them in a Jamin store / Ik heb ze gevonden in een Jamin.
For all the people complaining, ever think that maybe they recorded all these videos over a night or two days? plus its entertaining and funny so what's the problem? I like dan, so does Stuart clearly that's why he's in the videos. Frankly I think were lucky Stuart is still the same dude after all these years.
Actually he's barely the same. He's 90% vegetable now. But, other than that, I agree completely. : )
"It's only jelly beans. It can't be that bad." I thought.
oh no, he doesn't know......................
PLEASE DONT SAY THAT - Hamster
xArchangelSGE
How hard can it be? COME ON! SPEED AND POWER SOLVES IT ALL!-An orangutan.
You can solve everything with a hammer! - Hamster
xArchangelSGE No you cant. And you are an orangutan not Hamster. -Captain slow
"Naturally and Artificially flavored." Bad flavors = naturally flavored. Good flavors = artificially flavored.
XD
Uh oh.
brian coleman well as long as their isn't a shit flavored one , we're fine
Jon Ellis i legit used to think the Brown was Dog POOP. good thing i was wrong...
“Naturally flavored - Vomit”
I dared a friend of mine to eat a whole box of these at once. The look of crazed puzzlement and nausea on his face was worth the ball of half eaten beans and phlegm that was left behind.
+Nicholas Sansouci I tried consume a whole handful at once. For me the tastes kind of neutralized against each other, not as disgusting as eat each jelly bean individually.
+LX Li I did that to impress a girl once. I got dog food, vomit, smelly sock, babywipes, and bloody peach. Needless to say the peach wasn't strong enough to save me.
Izzy but was your suffering worth it?
@@wackity.7879 I bet the girl was really impressed
God I feel ashamed to only just be getting in to Ashens. This is one of the most entertaining channels I've ever found. I've not grinned this much at UA-cam in a while.
Lol same here! He's done god knows how many years of quality content, and it took nerd³ to introduce me to him. (not in person)
10 years of quality content to be precise.
Yep me too...have only been watching since the beginning of August...I feel I have missed out!
same here lmfao i love him! the food ones are the best
Tim from grand illusions actually introduced me to him. Or more accurately, a comment in one of his videos did
The dog food one is beyond foul. I could taste it for fucking days. I thought it'd be some kinda cute joke but I ended up vomiting violently until I wanted Jesus to reach down and smack me and end the pain. I'd rather eat only actual dog food for a year.
Sammy Dixon I tried these beans for the first time today (and at work, for that matter. What a terrible idea). The canned dog food is absolutely horrendous! I swear the first bite into the bean felt like the insides sprayed into my mouth. I felt sick all day, and the flavour had me burping constantly, so every time I thought the taste would go somewhat dormant, I'd burp and it'd come right back. No amount of food or drink has gotten rid of the taste so far; it's been 12 hours since that bean and it still feels like I just ate it!
YOU ACTUALLY SWALLOWED IT?!
You are very brave. Yeah the taste stays for ages :/ I'd suggest eating something very strong tasting to help mask it? Honestly I can still taste it if I try to remember.
I still can't fathom how this is marketed 'for kids'. I have a dog who will try to eat literally anything (including a rotted fox head he found in the woods), and he wouldn't go near these beans.
It was the second bean I had, and was the one that really taught me that these beans were more than intense flavouring.
Plus, my boss was walking by as I put it in my mouth so I didn't want to have a reaction. When he came around a second time to ask me something, I was about to try another one, hoping for chocolate pudding (I really wanted to try all the flavours) and it was dog food again. I told him to hold on as this time I spit it out into the garbage, gagging intensely the whole time.
Woah that's tough man.
I found the pencil shavings one to be incredibly bad too. It's one of them flavours that won't ever leave the deep recesses of your brain vault.
+killsbugsdead115 I agree my dog can't eat at all she hates it she just love chicken what the she's like what the fuck I'm not eating that
11:20. "An Excellent Retching"
18:09. "An Excellent Dry Heave"
21:05. "An Excellent Vomiting"
Thank you for the time stamps
These beans seem far worse than the insects, snakes, kobolds, and eels that he normally has to eat. This fact alone terrifies me.
it was mainly marketed at children, imagine the reaction you get when you tell your friend in middle school you're about to give him a barf flavored jelly bean.
one of my friends did this time she was hey ! take one of these they taste good and i was like meh sure and it was vomit flavor x_x i almost puked
I remember being at a summer camp for a week back then they had "pepper" as a bad one as well. We ate them next to a window.
Mind you it was at an old boarding school in Scotland with these big eagle statues out front, so might actually have ended up in Hogwarts by accident....
What’s a Kobold? You mean the D&D monster?
@The Lonely Proto How could that be anything but orders of magnitude worse? You'd be overloading your taste buds with so many conflicting signals, some of them alarming enough to your body, that you'd _have_ to blow chunks.
This is brilliant! It reminds me of the time I used to make and sell sherbet at school. I'd use citric acid, sugar and just a tiny bit of sodium bicarbonate to give it a fizz without ruining the taste; I'd grind the resulting mix in (a clean) coffee grounder to make it into a fine powder. About two months the later the sales started to fall off. I had to do something so I went for FLAVOURS! I did generic stuff at first: orange, apple, cola, that sort of thing. Towards the dying days of my little empire I was making steak, pheasant and bacon variants. They sold...but not for long.
After the that? I started to go to the train station toilets in town and buy condoms from the machine and flog 'em for two quid a shot. BACK IN PROFIT!
True story.
......How the hell did you manage to sell condoms for 2 quid ea?
What about this 🍔🍟
I guess so.
Cameron Quennell We can't see them without whatever extension you're using. No matter how many times you use them...
You really are one of the grandchildren of the witches we couldn't burn
"An Excellent Dry Heave"
"An Excellent Retching"
Afagfhaggguyfj e
"An Excellent Vomiting"
@TheLapisLazuliMinecart "An Excellent r/ihadastroke Moment".
@@andymadden8183 "An Excellent r/ihavereddit"
I saw on a show once that. the vomit flavored beans was originally a failed pizza flavor. they then took that flavor and added a bit of citric acid to create the flavor of vomit. the more you know
I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I believe ChuggaConroy (a somewhat fastidious Let's Player) was on a Bean Boozled quiz a long time back, and he got one of the Barf beans.
And do you know how he reacted? "It kinda tastes like pizza." Which tells me one of two things: either Emile has nerves of steel within his naive soul, OR the bean he got was somewhat milder/a dud.
I guess we'll know the answer if The Runaway Guys ever do a Bean Boozled quiz panel at PAX someday. Which would be a sight to behold, as Jon Wheeler runs off-stage after getting Centipede while Emile says "...it kinda tastes like bad pepperoni", much to the horror of Tim Bishop.
@@GmodPlusWoW They never taste that bad to me. I'm starting to think it's one of the lamest conspiracies, that every youtuber is exaggerating how bad these taste, and CC just wasn't in on it due to his mild autism.
Yeah, to me "vomit" tasted just oddly spicy.
Mark West I tried them. I threw up
Mark West no they’re not it really tastes horrible
Jelly Belly is the best Jelly Bean company, they are good at good Jelly beans, which makes them good at making bad Jelly Beans.
Buttered popcorn was once a joke flavor that people liked so much it is now one of the good flavors.
They even have beer flavored jelly beans now
They should sell only the bad tasting ones as Weight Loss Jelly Beans.
*>> **_Gimbal's has entered the chat._*
Normal people: *coughing, immediately spitting and conplaining*
Ashens: "mmm... Oh this is horrible, mmm, oh, i might have to spit it out*
I think he's been exposed to so much gross stuff he's gotten used to it and thus isn't as affected by how disgusting it is.
I used to play a game with my friends using these. The rules are as follows:
MUST eat entire bean.
MUST chew for 10 seconds.
Getting a good bean = 0 points
Getting a bad bean = 1 point
Spitting bad bean out = -1 point
First one to 5 points wins.
Then pick out all of the light blue ones, toothpaste isn't that bad.
I would lie about it being a bad bean every time.
Big Macintosh. lol, then you're a bad person and you should feel bad!
and the winner gets to eat all the beans?
timothy chan If the winner is nuts. I only lost once. On "earthworm". It nearly made me vomit.
We pay money for intentionally disgusting food. What a world we live in.
It's not actual food, you don't eat these like a snack. It's more like entertainment, a challenge to see who gets what and have a few laughs in between vomiting. Some people are weird like that.
Meanwhile, in the same world others starve to death. I applaud your call for perspective.
Andri474 yeah its classified as food
What a glorious world.
Battery Exhausted Meanwhile, Fuck off
I have these. I plan on mixing them in with normal jelly beans and leaving the bowl out.
You are the most evil person to ever live.
Put them in bags. Give some to your teachers you hate
+krumpll You're giving Hitler a run for his money kid
+krumpll are you satan
Some people just want to watch the world burn!!
I finally tried this with some co-workers on a slow day, the Skunk spray was the absolute worst. the flavor just stuck in my mouth all day, by the time I got home it seemed like it was gone, until I awoke from a nap and it had returned full-force.
i still have nightmares
'Well, everyone, Dan has physically vomited.'
Hurray!
Gotta love how calm ashens is at @5:52 till "It's clearly chocolate pudding, cause if you were tasting what I was tasting you will be going ape shit." Breathes in and crashes.
I'm guessing it was dog food?
@@DirectorOfChaos9292Yes
I ate the barf one in school once and threw up all over the floor. it was hot.
sharing is caring
I got the dog food one in class and I couldn't swallow anything so it sat in my mouth for an hour until I was able to go to the bathroom
I had a ear wax one once and it was nice - like white chocolate
I had a smelly sock one and my breath genuinely smelt like a sweaty teenage changing room
Lol, same happened to a kid last year and he came in in DT completely pale
This is honestly one of the all-time classics of UA-cam. I periodically come back to watch this again just to see some grown men eating death-flavoured sweets and almost puking all over a brown sofa.
I love the vomit reaction.
Dan starts choking up like crazy, and Ashens is just like
"I'VE got the peach!
You know, i really thought they were overreacting here. Until i bought a bag myself.
I've had some aswell. I got the barf one during a drunken dare. It wasn't too nice, I'm still having nightmares.
The grass one was nice though. 😊
Litespark barf isn’t even that bad in my opinion. Booger is absolutely PUTRID. I remember my friend ate one and blew some air in front of my face and it smelled HORRIBLE.
DISGUSTANG
Weird, I liked the grass one too.
the spoiled milk one the flavor was there but very weak and the dead fish one just tasted like sardines which just taste like tuna. None of them were strong enough to make me retch or heave though. The "dog food" one actually tastes better than the chocolate pudding one hahahah
@@kevinpatrickcarey3741 but the skunk one tho
Here's a story for you, kids. Few years back, I was completely out of money and out of food in my apartment. I knew I had a box of the Harry Potter variety of these beans (same brand). They were about a year out of date, but still sealed in plastic. It took me 3 days without eating until I finally caved and tried to eat them. I plugged my nose, and dumped the entire box into my mouth. I should've just swallowed them whole. I don't know why I decided to chew them. The mix of terrible flavors was the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth. But I was determined not to spit them out, nor vomit. Because I stupidly filled my mouth too full, it took what seemed like an eternity to chew them up and force myself to swallow them. I immediately drank some water, but the awful taste would not go away. I then spent the next 20 minutes desperately trying not to vomit. Then spent the next 2 hours or so with a seriously upset stomach. I just laid in bed and wished for death. Eventually I fell asleep.
Jesus christ man.
Fake and Gay story bro.
How are you now?
Kalapurka I wish it were fake, man. It was a terrible experience.
Brandon Boogers
I've got an extra big toe on my left foot, but otherwise everything's fine.
Dan: *dying noises*
Ashens: I have the peach. :)
Dan: *more dying noises*
Bean Boozled, the candy that changed Halloween forever :D
Hand out unlabled bags of BeanBoozled beans to the children!
MUHAHAHA
+Scawsome yeh to the greedy ones
"Can I have a fifth candy?"
"Sure you can."
Then you hand them the suffer-beans
fill the candy jar in the office.
Isaiah that's what I planned to do. Only it was Bertie Bott's every flavor jelly beans with the candy bowl in my house.
love how dan's hello after the breaks gets weaker and weaker with every bean
This is kind of irrelevant, but can I just say thanks for helping me sort of get over my emetophobia? I have an irrational phobia of vomiting and seeing/hearing others vomit ever since I had some trauma over it as a kid, but I was laughing too hard at this video to really mind the retching and puking noises. So, uh, thanks, I guess?
Cerise4697 maybe flooding therapy will help you. Just watching and listening to stuff like this a lot. Don't take my word for it though! Lol
Cerise4697 HOLY SHIT I HAVE THAT TOO. When someone pukes near me ( I'm not even kidding) I just break down and cry. Yeah I'm a pussy, but I can't help it.
Antonia Af Hällström don't worry! a lot of people actually have it. Good thing is, it's fairly easy to get over :)
PheePea Thank you! And I am starting to get over it!
Me too!! I'm surprised someone else had the same experience. I watched this video a few times over time and the first time as soon as I heard the start of a gag I muted my phone but now I can watch it okay and that's just incredible. Years of therapy had nowhere near this high a success rate.
ASMR - Soft spitting and puking. 😂
mines the sound of scking a d*ck
With you doing the sucking, or someone else? Or does it not particularly matter?
very good question
+Redesignated Clockwork hearing someone else sucking...
A lot of
Spit,
Merry
Retching
I think it's Dan's delayed reactions which make this so priceless.
I wanna see somebody pour the entire damn box in their mouth and take a good chew on it
i imagine it would be followed by, just, agonized screaming
check out bean boozled on Grump out
Markiplier and Ninja Brian did it on Marks channel as well, and frankly it was hilariously a sarcastic reaction i wouldn't mind watching several times over.
Kavukamari one of my friends in Marching band went to the jelly belly factory when we went on a field trip to San Fran. Someone had these, and my friend took a handful from their box and she popped them all in her mouth. She collapsed on the ground of the hotel room spit out the remnants and was very red for the rest of the night
oh my god i would have loved to see that in person. i probably would have shit myself laughing tbh. that sounds like a good time for everyone but her.
I did that without puking. It tasted nice.
Fun fact: Vomit flavor was from a failed attempt at making a pizza flavor; when they realized they wanted a vomit flavor they upped its acidity and released it as such.
Rotten Egg, or Buttered Popcorn.
If you've ever had a Buttered Popcorn jelly bean,
you'd know that this is a lose-lose situation for those involved, the families of those involved, the friends of those involved, the guy who you glanced at awkwardly when you were at the mall yesterday, and the kitchen sink.
Screw you, I like buttered popcorn. First jelly belly I ever had, and my favorite.
Can someone explain why dan is not welcomed? I thought he was funny in the sense that he was really weak and unlucky.
Because people are cynical dickheads.
cuz people are posessive and they just want ashens like he was in a relationship with the retarded side of his fans.
Agreed !!!
I don't get these anti-Dan comments either. He seems like a nice enough guy.
And this video in particular was greatly improved by having two people trying out the different beans. Yet people react like he's clubbed their pet baby seal or something.
Because Dan knows what he did. There will be no forgiveness for Dan. Dan must pay for his crimes. Dan knows. DAAAAAAAN
They eat these on the morning show on the radio in my town. People who call in have to guess whether it'll be the good or the gross flavor for its respective color. There have been numerous instances of on-air vomiting after getting the gross ones.
Dude... I just really want to give Dan a hug. (You too, Athens!) You are brave, brave men.
Mike Tyson???
In my country of Brazil, Airplane is called "Fasten your Seatbelts, the Pilot's gone!"
Here in Australia, it’s called “Flying High”.
That's pretty interesting, I have to say.
I'm assuming that in Brazil, the sequel is called "Fasten Your Seatbelts, The Pilot's Gone Again"
"If you're watching this while eating, please turn it off and watch it later."
*Continues to watch while snacking on beef jerky*
This video is basically the camera pointed at jellybeans on a sofa with two men laughing and reaching in the background and that is amazing
The saddest thing is that someone had to taste the real life equivalent of these things to make the flavors.
Thank god Dog Shit isn't on the list.
Are you saying this from experience O.o
Not really... they would be able to get data from a mass spectrometer to recreate the chemical makeup. They may have people test the results though
^That's what they had to do yes :P
And those test subjects at least got paid so aye
Where do these come from?
A pit in hell.
I'm laughing so hard right now
+Dr. FrankenDerp I bought some in a random sweet shop in my shopping centre (Mall)
+Rotary_Turbo99 I have some at my local shopping centre too. Btw Rotary for life.
Rotary for life, best engine. That's my old account i stopped using btw.
I like keeping a bowl of these out whenever I have guests and watch as they foolishly grab one and put it in their mouth with a look on their face that expects a sweet and delicious treat only to suddenly twist into pure horror. And then I will laugh.
I don't have a lot of friends. ('._.)
Critterbot I would do the same thing, only I would have there be more nice flavors than bad, that way when someone gets a bad flavor, it's totally unexpected.
The toothpaste actually works like a breath mint after the other bad ones
yea I think the blue ones are a trick from eating the horrible ones because one person is gona go for the blue for a breath mint bean to get rid of the skunk and barf and centipede and the skunk spray and the moldy cheese aswel
Hears his friend gagging. I had the peach.
That's Britain.
Take away the context and this being a UA-cam video and your comment is a very very different comment
I got the barf one once. The worst part about it was it tasted like peach for about half a second and then the actual barf flavour kicked in. Retch inducing.
Ashens: I got the peach. Dan did not.
Dan: *retching* FUKC
This is much better than buzzfeed
Cancer is better than buzzfeed.
Daniel Timberwolf Can't argue with that
Buttfeed*
Hassan Ejaz agreed
Full Blown AIDS with a side order of herpes and crabs is better than Buzzfeed
i actually really like dan, please use him more often
Please film yourself with your man dan more often. Maybe play the Deadliest catch together :P.
I love Dan's laugh, actually.
I'll ask him to do more activites with me...
Daniel M But perhaps not eating challenges....though he does seem to, err...'relish' your reactions.
***** Yes, but he actually found it a little weird, all the sounds I was producing.
Must be the most famous sofa ever lol
Casting couch. Nuff said
dartzu Lmao, I stand corrected XD
Nah The Simpsons couch is way more famous. :P
WiiFolderJosh
You hear that, Matt Groening? GET ASHENS TO DO A COUCH GAG! :P
*****
The Simpsons file into the couch when suddenly a pair of hammers start smashing them to pieces, and a lighter appears to set the remains on fire.
Part of me wants to buy a whole packet and just stick them all in my mouth but then I realised I value life too much to make that mistake.
+Andrew Brown You could put it on youtube and make hella advert monies.
+Andrew Brown You just gave me a really shitty and amazing Idea
@@amperzand9162 Not how it works. You don't get money for just uploading a video or two.
Well yeah.
I did it no regrets
"licorice!" "pffht, chlrgl oark" "im guessing that wasnt licorice"
By dropping the Centipede on the floor, you got an authentic centipede eating experience.
"An Excellent Entomophagy."
I feel worse for the flavor chemist who actually has to work with this. lol
Fun fact: jelly belly were going for the flavor of every topping pizza but decided it literally tasted more like vomit and adjusted the formula to make it exact
"Do you like licorice?"
"Yeah, I don't mind it, actually, I-"
"Do you like skunk spray?"
"Oh..."
now I want to watch someone eat a whole box of those in one go to see their reaction
Morgan Anderson The best game, put a paper bowl with these, with a sign 'DO NOT EAT'. Whoever starts gagging, or has vomit on their breath, has been a little cheat.
***** yeah I saw that one and then at the end Arin made the idiotic mistake of eating all the others
"Do you like licorice?"
"Yeah, I don't mind it!"
"Do you like skunk spray?"
"...Oh."
Best response, it's all you can really say honestly.
My taste buds would be repressed.
I was eating, now after this video...I get to eat it again!
Its already chewed, and half way digested, so you can eat it it easily! ^.^
I could drink it if I wanted to!
***** XP ew.
Yep! Like those healthy shakes from nutrition companies. XD
***** Re-eating my food is probably 10x safer and better than anything from Poundland.
Jelly Belly does absolutely nothing by half-measures. That's why they're so good... mostly.
My English teacher made all of us do the Bean Boozled game with the spinner for extra credit, and I got the worst one, bloody skunk spray.
Why the bloody hell would they even make skunk spray flavored jelly beans?
Because he's laughing imagining people struggling while he's making profit
Because sometimes food scientists get bored.
You're right, watching this genuinely is more interesting and entertaining than faked 'Let's Play' videos. This channel is quality, I really love it. My particular favourite things on this channel are seeing ancient food from 20+ years ago and also seeing awful toys get burned. Keep it up, Ashens (and Dan)! :P
lol i could almost taste how bad they were, gross
I love your art dude
Indeed
To survive, they used a technique called 'Jellybeaning'.
Watched 2 videos. You've commented on both. Hey.
OLIVER FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!
As someone who tried the Bean Boozled Challenge, these reactions are spot-on.
Two guys, one spittoon.
I love it when Dan shows up...his queasiness amuses me.
Dan’s semi-defeated “HALLooOoOOoO!” after throwing up was 😂😂😂😂😂, and even more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the second time
Dan's shakey and obviously very nervous breathing in the background really did highlight just how goddamn scared this man was, and it made it all the more funnier.
an animated version of this episode would be fantastic
Now I know what to stock up for next Halloween. Teaching kids how sweets are bad the hard way
I like how Dan's "hello"s get progressively more wavering.
Actually these "hellos" crack me up everytime.
"Roger!" "Huh?"
One of the best movies of all time in my opinion
We need Ashen's "I had the peach!" on a shirt, or a soundboard.
I'm sure the Dog Food jellybean was very ruff
HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha heh heh ohhhhhh
How's your sex life?
Tommy Wiseau i did naught eat it, i did naaaat. oh hai Mark.
Tommy Wiseau YOU'RE TEARING MY BEANS APART, LISA!
Cheap cheapcheapcheapcheap cheeeeeeap
Part of me wants to find out what it'd taste like if you put all the beans in the box in your mouth at once
Death
I'll come to your funeral.
Probably like Hell.
Not good. At all
The bad tastes would overwhelm the better ones quickly
USA: bans Kinder Surprise eggs, because there are inedible parts within edible parts
Also USA: *this*
I will say Jelly Belly is usually really good at simulated flavors. I used to really love their coffee flavor ones. :) Never had the bad ones though.
Jelly Belly now makes a pancakes and maple syrup one. I bought a bag not too long ago and it was strange. Not terrible. Just strange. It was as if you had really good pancakes, bit with the cheapest store-brand maple syrup you could find.
All I know is I used to get a bag of the coffee flavored ones and enjoyed them so much. The place I used to buy them isn't around anymore and all I can find are mixed flavors now.
Not bad or anything just really love the coffee ones. :)
Chris McWilliams I love all the conventionally fruity and sweet ones, and some others besides (like the coffee ones) and hate the coconut, popcorn and some other things. The popcorn is kind of impressive and very much like real buttered popcorn but not a flavour a jelly bean should be. Cinnamon are goddamn landmines.
Always have to throw out a good chunk of the pack since it's only the 100g 20-flavour packs available near me.
There was a Jelly Belly Pick-&-Mix in my city once but it vanished.
AgentTasmania I haven't tried such a wide selection but yeah there used to be as store where you could get a bag of single flavors but it's no longer around. I think normal stories have the assortments but I don't want to have to toss out a bunch if I don't like them and there seems to be such a small number of any one flavor.
I haven't tried it yet but I saw where you can order directly from them online.
Are all the jokes he says
Couch gags ?
I'll go now
And then you reilieze that some poor soul had to taste the actual things, like centipedes.
Centipedes wouldn't be so bad in actuality, like most insects they don't taste like much.
What if it bit your tounge while chewing... those things have a nasty bite
When they picked the banana/pencil shavings beans, my room inexplicably started to smell like sawdust... The hell?
The scary thing about this is there is a flavor called "skunk spray" along with the text "naturally and artificially flavored" on the box.
What sucks is that some poor bastard had to sit there & compare these to what they're trying to imitate.
Rest in peace to that poor soul.
The new ones with spoiled milk and dead fish are even worse.
oh my god, are those actual new flavors? XD
Eddie R. Yup. Go to their website.
*****
God the dead fish one is probably absolutely monstrous...
*****
I'll have to take a look..lol
Eddie R. Thanks.
OMG! I LOVE that red dwarf episode! He has to choose between the dog food and pot noodles, and he eats the dog food, saying "now I know why dogs lick their testicles..."🤣