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  • @squidspecs
    @squidspecs 4 роки тому +117

    Ashens videos are so fun because it could be from yesterday or 9 years ago and it will always be the same. Been watching for years and have never been disappointed lol.

  • @lizzyregis
    @lizzyregis 8 років тому +313

    "it tastes like rotten cheese!"
    ingredients: natural cheese

  • @danvondrasek
    @danvondrasek 8 років тому +1124

    Those books sell for almost 80 bucks now...and I see the real ones at thrift shops for 50 cents. Who'd of known, Ashens would make a BETTER more VALUED version of something?

  • @derpinatrixderp7426
    @derpinatrixderp7426 5 років тому +75

    What I loved the best about this? The gelli baff and spa gel? Same exact stuff put in to diapers and menstrual pads to catch liquid. No spa benefits at all.

  • @Demumbraisapedo
    @Demumbraisapedo Рік тому +28

    My favorite part of Stuarts book is, Pg. 132: "Shades of Grey". Truly astounding craftsmanship and a literary genius!

  • @unpronouncable2442
    @unpronouncable2442 8 років тому +1267

    I wish there was a typo in that book. just one on some random page in a random line

    • @unpronouncable2442
      @unpronouncable2442 8 років тому +48

      no. but I would give it to few grammar natzies that I know

    • @Slunkee
      @Slunkee 8 років тому +95

      +Unpronouncable the irony

    • @josephlauletta3419
      @josephlauletta3419 8 років тому +37

      If you could somehow locate the source text document, you could Ctrl + F for "Shades of grey." and subtract the number of results from 50,000. I'm sure it was just copied and pasted stemming from the very first sentence though.

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 8 років тому +19

      shades of garry of shades of green

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 8 років тому +10

      or grey fifty shades of. thousand...get them thinking.

  • @RavenDumpster
    @RavenDumpster 8 років тому +913

    Does Audible have your book?

  • @lilmattere
    @lilmattere 8 років тому +65

    Dr Ashens, let me tell you that your book literally changed my life. So inspirational.

    • @ferricch9777
      @ferricch9777 8 років тому +4

      Same, did you show up to his panel at the book convention in London?

  • @tiotharius
    @tiotharius 9 років тому +332

    The little doughy sweets he eats are called mochi. Very popular in Japan.

    • @KennieFitz
      @KennieFitz 9 років тому +9

      +Cai Jephcott That's mochi? I figured it would be something crunchy. The word sounds crunchy at least...

    • @VndNvwYvvSvv
      @VndNvwYvvSvv 9 років тому +4

      +Cai Jephcott I thought so too. Shouldn't the be frozen?

    • @daroachdoggjr9802
      @daroachdoggjr9802 9 років тому +39

      +FieroGT42 No, they're meant to be very soft.

    • @VndNvwYvvSvv
      @VndNvwYvvSvv 9 років тому +7

      +Amanda Laurence Maybe I'm thinking if an ice cream version, which also was soft anyway, or maybe my host was misinformed and shouldn't have done that, lol

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 8 років тому +15

      +Cai Jephcott the brand of mochi he was given is shit tho' XD they are gross and artificial tasting

  • @angelachase2163
    @angelachase2163 8 років тому +397

    My mum got her card info stolen, the person bought plane tickets to Brazil and went to a circus.

    • @slideitinslowly993
      @slideitinslowly993 8 років тому +14

      alastair xD

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 7 років тому +78

      My mom got her card info stolen too- but instead by someone in London who bought 3000 dollars worth of sex toys and lingerie

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 7 років тому +15

      Kat Howard Wow. I wish I could see their dungeon. :)

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +15

      I got my credit card info sold to a third party. Some ghost corporation called "Paramount Wireless" took 63€ off my card before I had it locked and destroyed.

    • @molIymawk
      @molIymawk 6 років тому +12

      PunakiviAddikti funny enough, paramount wireless went out of business recently. their website is gone, location shut down, etc. used to drive by there quite a bit

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 8 років тому +28

    The gummy things you showed after the Calorie Mate stuff is called Mochi. It's a thick rice paste, sometimes with a savory (though in this case, fruity) jam-like stuff inside it.
    They are a bit flavourless on the outside, but they're REALLY good if you like the fruit involved.
    Also, the green pack is melon flavour.

  • @masterskyrunner
    @masterskyrunner 8 років тому +360

    An audiobook version is needed of Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey!

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 років тому +11

      I'm preparing a dramatic reading. Recorded chapter 9 today

    • @telegraphjames4542
      @telegraphjames4542 8 років тому +6

      They made one. Look it up

    • @acciaiomorti
      @acciaiomorti 8 років тому +5

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      TL:DR Fifty Shades of Grey

    • @acciaiomorti
      @acciaiomorti 8 років тому

      exactly 100

    • @masterskyrunner
      @masterskyrunner 8 років тому +10

      acciaiomorti *Shades of Grey.

  • @ninetailedliligant1334
    @ninetailedliligant1334 10 років тому +363

    Weird to think you wouldn't eat that japanese jelly confectionary because it was a few days old and then years later your eating food that a decade out of date. Weird how times change and all.

    • @benmacdonaldcfc
      @benmacdonaldcfc 10 років тому +4

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @ANCUTTER
      @ANCUTTER 9 років тому +2

      He (for most part) has to try everything at least once. He already tried the one he skipped.

    • @ninetailedliligant1334
      @ninetailedliligant1334 9 років тому +1

      ANCUTTER
      Yeah it just a little ...ironic...no no that never the term but just kind of funny that he just says I not going to eat this because it off a few days and I could get sick and then years later takes a bit out of things literately decades old that probally could actually have things that could kill him.

    • @MiisterShane
      @MiisterShane 9 років тому +31

      NineTailedLiligant it's probably more a case of opened vs unopened food. Food tends to last a while in its original packaging whereas if you get it out and leave it for a short period it can mould up pretty sharpish, that's my guess anyway.

  • @rufusderpington5140
    @rufusderpington5140 9 років тому +141

    Fifty shades of grey movie is out, ashens needs to make a film of him saying the phrase shades of grey on a loop fifty thousand times.

    • @katiegrace7725
      @katiegrace7725 9 років тому +2

      Omg!!!!

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 5 років тому +3

      Katie Grace right?!?!?!?! that would be, hilarious 😂 and totally not fucking stupid

    • @voidsauce2616
      @voidsauce2616 4 роки тому +4

      I'd buy it on BluRay.

    • @parappatheconstipatedmaggo209
      @parappatheconstipatedmaggo209 4 роки тому +2

      It's not even a loop. It's literally him actually saying shades of grey 50000 times.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 4 роки тому

      Vsauce-tier joke.

  • @dane2YT
    @dane2YT 8 років тому +219

    Page 117 of your book Was, exceptional to say the least. It gripped me. I couldn't put it down!!

    • @kis5140
      @kis5140 8 років тому +27

      Eh, I personally found page 129 to be the height of the emotional development of the characters. It led into the climax yet described each character so perfectly and naturally beforehand, you never would've guessed. The climax itself gets too much attention I feel. I believe the little moments that further the development of the story as a whole are the most important.

    • @brenduck
      @brenduck 8 років тому +2

      Does no one remember episode 112? When Linda shocked Gerald that she was pregnant with another man, you could _feel_ Gerald's heart just stop

    • @charlesbartowski2373
      @charlesbartowski2373 8 років тому +3

      Episode? Is this now the TV edition?

    • @brenduck
      @brenduck 8 років тому

      Wow I'm a genius, aren't I

    • @kis5140
      @kis5140 8 років тому +9

      Charles Bartowski Surprise, director JJ Abrams is bringing 50,000 Shades of Grey to the silver screen.

  • @cutterchaz
    @cutterchaz 8 років тому +303

    At least Snake likes Calorie Mate.

    • @M070RG0A7
      @M070RG0A7 8 років тому +34

      +cutterchaz He didn't exactly have the best options at the time. The End's parrot always looked tastiest to me

    • @kylehill8947
      @kylehill8947 8 років тому +27

      Instant Noodles was another one of his favorites.

    • @ClockworkOrangeImagination
      @ClockworkOrangeImagination 8 років тому +26

      +M070RG0A7 He does state his favourite flavour is chocolate Calorie Mate.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 8 років тому +12

      well its kinda tasty... not the best but... compared to eat snakes and those rations that snake states as really nasty
      i would choose calorie mate or instant noodles :D

    • @HitmanJenkins1
      @HitmanJenkins1 8 років тому +26

      If you spent several days in a jungle eating various animals you'd probably end up liking the taste of Calorie Mate too.

  • @AiurIkiza
    @AiurIkiza 10 років тому +18

    "Fifty-thousand Shades Of Grey" - The first ever 100+ page book that i am able to remember EVERYTHING written in it.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 9 років тому +145

    I was given a Calorie Mate at a convention once while I was cosplaying Big Boss. Got it from another Big Boss cosplayer. We shared a package. Thankfully it was the browner variety.
    He was basically right. It was kinda tasteless, with a bit of coco hints... not in a particularly amazing way

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 5 років тому +15

      Oscarman97 | Bleh…disgusting! *Continues to chomp on raw snake.*

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 4 роки тому +4

      @@Shiratto
      "I'm not _done."_

    • @Arbron
      @Arbron 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shiratto Excellent stamina recovery?

  • @phillipkrickler8558
    @phillipkrickler8558 8 років тому +305

    I will order 50,000 copies of your book.

    • @josephlauletta3419
      @josephlauletta3419 8 років тому +52

      2,500,000,000 shades of grey.

    • @aryomaheswara3188
      @aryomaheswara3188 8 років тому +4

      Joseph Lauletta and im gonna buy 2.500,000,000 of them

    • @jintaker113
      @jintaker113 8 років тому +9

      qrYo 125,000,000,000,000 shades of grey.

    • @aryomaheswara3188
      @aryomaheswara3188 8 років тому +8

      Jason christopher and i will copy 125,000,000,000,000 of those books,well the list goes on,isnt it?

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 6 років тому +3

      They're 80 bucks a piece. Good luck with that.

  • @melonpigeon6641
    @melonpigeon6641 8 років тому +174

    I must have got a black market 50,000 Shades of Grey book. It only contains 49,999 Shades of Grey.

  • @CobraSlammer
    @CobraSlammer 9 років тому +8

    That expanding jelly sand (Sodium polyacrylate) is also used in soil to keep your plants watered while you're away. Just as in your video, it will soak up many times its own size in water, so if you have it mixed in with your potting soil, it will maintain a constantly moist soil until it dries, and also prevents overwatering.

  • @I_Am_Kiba
    @I_Am_Kiba 11 років тому +9

    That book is a riveting read, a real page turner. 10/10.

  • @CLaw-tb5gg
    @CLaw-tb5gg 8 років тому +54

    Re: Gelli Baff - there is actually a third version.. basically sex-Gelli Baff. I was at.. well, what amounted to a sex convention recently and overhead the sales-bloke saying "er, yeah, we had to rebrand it from the original". They had a tub of it set up. Stone-cold. It was deeply unpleasant.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 роки тому +4

      What were you doing at the sex convention

    • @himiranda123
      @himiranda123 4 роки тому +5

      what makes it a sex gelli baff

    • @CLaw-tb5gg
      @CLaw-tb5gg 4 роки тому +8

      Guilherme Ferreira Not much. It was actually kind of boring. It was the London Alternative Market, so it was all stalls with ball gags and nipple clamps for sale and such, but not much else going on. I had a drink at the bar and went home fairly quickly.

    • @CLaw-tb5gg
      @CLaw-tb5gg 4 роки тому +5

      miranda vicente I’ve no idea, other than a naked woman on the box.

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 роки тому +1

      @@gui18bif
      Looking for people to share pizza recipes with, what the fuck do you think?

  • @captainweekend5276
    @captainweekend5276 9 років тому +46

    I always saw gelli baff adverts and always wanted to get it, but my parents wouldn't get it because they thought it'd block the drain, I'm kind of tempted to get it now.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 років тому +7

      Its going to get into your creases.

  • @iCANhazRECON1
    @iCANhazRECON1 9 років тому +75

    Why is 'Fifty Thousand Shades of Grey' not available absolutely anywhere for a reasonable price? I would love to get my hands on a copy or two without spending a thousand dollars on Amazon

    • @bloonkiller9923
      @bloonkiller9923 9 років тому +14

      Still cheaper than CS:GO knives.

    • @Kascaded
      @Kascaded 9 років тому +3

      iCANhazRECON Wow you're right. It cost $999.91 to buy one.

    • @dazelumm
      @dazelumm 9 років тому

      Brendan eldridge LOL

    • @ciara947
      @ciara947 9 років тому +2

      iCANhazRECON I found a copy for £33.50

    • @iCANhazRECON1
      @iCANhazRECON1 9 років тому

      MartianMallows Where at?

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 років тому +376

    You will never have Ashen testing things in your bathtub.
    Why live?

    • @theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682
      @theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682 7 років тому +10

      That bathroom at 12:13 looks disgusting. I don't mean the booger-gel. I mean the wall, pipe, and tile. I'd be afraid to get into a tub in a bathroom that dirty!

    • @mrmothy258
      @mrmothy258 7 років тому +46

      Welcome to the high standard of rental accommodation here in the uk. Probably had to pay a fortune for that bespoke rusty pipework and carefully manicured tile grime...

    • @Smg065
      @Smg065 6 років тому

      Happy 100th like! How do you feel?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 6 років тому

      This is going to sound smug and self-satisfied no matter how I say it, so I won't, and I'll just direct you to Ashens' World's Sharpest Knife video.

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 років тому

      The creepiest.

  • @TheOnePhun211
    @TheOnePhun211 4 роки тому +3

    7 years...
    Man what a crazy thing...
    Yet I still get entertained by these old videos just as much as the new ones.

  • @DASyam-tb7qt
    @DASyam-tb7qt 8 років тому +7

    Lost it at "Aaakh..! Tell Doris I love her..." *Blghh* 😂😂😂

  • @420mralucard
    @420mralucard 9 років тому +27

    The two pack of "Alien Power" figures are molds ripping off Kamen Rider Double, the one on the left has the exact same colors as his Cyclone/Joker form and you can even see the Double Driver painted on his waist....

  • @captafrica
    @captafrica 10 років тому +79

    Did anyone go to the site for the uncensored version?

    • @ah3rnan
      @ah3rnan 10 років тому +98

      Don't be ridiculous.

    • @OmegaRiley
      @OmegaRiley 10 років тому +5

      the words Dont be ridiculous pop up

    • @krasykay2294
      @krasykay2294 10 років тому +2

      Best link ever

    • @OnlineHellMaster
      @OnlineHellMaster 10 років тому +1

      God bless your soul...

    • @OnlineHellMaster
      @OnlineHellMaster 10 років тому

      Dr.Octogon Ashens said he had naked pics of him in a fake URL, and the dumbass Kind Of An Odd Name asked if he is the only one to go see the pictures -_-

  • @bryanpotts5594
    @bryanpotts5594 5 років тому +13

    I want Ashens to turn Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey into an audio book.

  • @apperusenpai
    @apperusenpai 9 років тому +11

    Those light up robots are amazing and I need 10 of them right now in order to feel fulfilled again!

  • @TwitchFast
    @TwitchFast 8 років тому +79

    That geli baff shit... "Final product not tested on animals", so the previous revisions were?

    • @cottontaelle
      @cottontaelle 8 років тому

      hello celest

    • @Emerson990
      @Emerson990 8 років тому

      +TwitchFast and your problem being??

    • @TwitchFast
      @TwitchFast 8 років тому +11

      Emerson Babu I assume you're just trying to be edgy, in which case you're not really worth a proper response.

    • @Alexshockwave84
      @Alexshockwave84 8 років тому +1

      hi

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 8 років тому

      +TwitchFast Because being passive-aggressive is _way_ better.

  • @ZeroF26
    @ZeroF26 12 років тому +4

    That is amazing that you were able to sell a book as ridiculous as that through any kind of major store. I applaud your epic win on that project.

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo 4 роки тому +19

    You know, I honestly think Ashens book is better than 50 shades.
    At least I know his book dosent glorify an abusive relationship

  • @nolankadinger7357
    @nolankadinger7357 8 років тому +94

    Us Americans use Gray/Grey spellings interchangeably in most cases.

    • @noelleisadog
      @noelleisadog 8 років тому +2

      Not really, I've never met anyone who uses "grey" unironically

    • @nolankadinger7357
      @nolankadinger7357 8 років тому +2

      +Kore an (Assassin) I live in a weird place (Washington state), we have weird logic of spelling in some places.

    • @noelleisadog
      @noelleisadog 8 років тому +1

      +Nolan Kadinger yeah, I'm from Missouri and people here say "Wersh" instead of Wash...... I'm not even joking. We're weird

    • @HughesEnterprises
      @HughesEnterprises 8 років тому +2

      +Nolan Kadinger I'm in WA too. I laugh at people trying to pronounce Sequim and Puyallup.

    • @MatchstickMan
      @MatchstickMan 8 років тому +11

      Honestly, I'm american and I use grey because to me, gray looks weird.

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 11 років тому +11

    Still better than the real 50 shades of grey, another great video :P

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 11 років тому +6

    That sounds like a really great prank actually. Somebody somewhere do this and video tape it please. Especially the part where the neighbor realizes what's become of the pool and either knows he's been pranked or becomes massively confused .

  • @christianholmes9993
    @christianholmes9993 8 років тому +129

    Great book Ashens but the ending was kinda predictable...

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata 9 років тому +1

    Two brilliant marketing design objectives, make technology wear-able and make food on-the-go and fast for the busy hikers that are our audience. Both deserve nobel prizes.

  • @silverxstar01
    @silverxstar01 9 років тому +400

    I am sexually attracted to Ashens' hands.

  • @VndNvwYvvSvv
    @VndNvwYvvSvv 9 років тому +4

    The blue stuff looks like diaper filler, the same gel used in those absorbent pads sometimes found under prepackaged raw meat in the supermarket. They've just taken 2 pence worth, dyed it blue, and tossed it in a box.

  • @Highyeena
    @Highyeena 9 років тому +4

    I've seen this before, but never thought to add this:
    6:00 A muskmelon, it's similar to cantaloupe and honeydew... if memory serves, cantaloupe and honeydew are varieties of muskmelon.

    • @OhShitSeriously
      @OhShitSeriously 3 роки тому

      I've never had muskmelon mochi, but I've had muskmelon moonshine and it absolutely destroyed me.

  • @20cnVision
    @20cnVision 4 роки тому +4

    I ate calorie mate back in japan when I got sick because I didn't have any apetetite at all and there was noone to provide any food for me, so this was amazing.
    Didn't really taste like anything but gets the job done.
    The one I had didn't smell like anything.

  • @zacmitchel92
    @zacmitchel92 9 років тому +45

    I use gray and grey interchangeably.

  • @JRWeezy84
    @JRWeezy84 8 років тому +54

    its 3 am here in georgia u.s. and im binge watching ashens lmao your awesome man

    • @wakofish
      @wakofish 8 років тому +6

      To be fair it's a pretty good way of spending your night

    • @khellberg11
      @khellberg11 8 років тому +1

      2 am right now at the Savanah port right now, my night would be boring right now

    • @clintedwards82
      @clintedwards82 8 років тому +2

      georgia here doing the same thing

    • @ModernFreak123
      @ModernFreak123 8 років тому +1

      +william edwards 4:20 where i am, doing the same.

    • @Aalborg42
      @Aalborg42 5 років тому

      Denmark 12.30 pm

  • @chaoszonenate
    @chaoszonenate 9 років тому +78

    Mochi is absolutely delicious Ashens what on earth are you talking about?

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 роки тому +7

      Late but the shelf-stable shit he got is absolutely dreadful. That's not real mochi.

    • @connorbuchanan9508
      @connorbuchanan9508 4 роки тому

      @@papayer What is considered real mochi?

    • @LCAC75
      @LCAC75 4 роки тому +3

      @@connorbuchanan9508 that's real mochi, perhaps they're thinking of ice cream mochi, which is very nice.

    • @connorbuchanan9508
      @connorbuchanan9508 4 роки тому

      @@LCAC75 Just realized my local market has some mochi, and a tasting is long overdue.

  • @gearsmoke
    @gearsmoke 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this old old video and being awed by how clean and new the sofa looks.

  • @Furbisms
    @Furbisms 9 років тому +77

    I really want to know what would happen if you put a bath bomb in "gelli baff"

  • @TheLazyMadman
    @TheLazyMadman 9 років тому +18

    To whoever else thought the first alien power 2-pack had Kamen Rider W, you are my friend!

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 5 років тому +3

    The thing I always remember about Gelli Baff, was the incredibly low budget adverts 😂

  • @rileye9599
    @rileye9599 5 років тому +1

    "Would you really want to climb into a bath full of that?"
    Buddy, I would JUMP

  • @matthewweigel7856
    @matthewweigel7856 10 років тому +5

    Around the 15:00 mark, I remembered a figure I had gotten from Japan that looked like the figure in the left. It was something like Street Rider or something, and it was a hollow rubber thing that had no articulation whatsoever, and it came with a hardback book that was entirely in Japanese, and I have no idea what they were from or if they were a real thing at all. And the fact that I couldn't read Japanese made figuring it out so much more complicated. But it had the exact same color scheme, and it had a similar belt. It had red eyes, too, and it had little spikes on its head. If you have any idea what I'm talking about, please let me know.

    • @XenoRider
      @XenoRider 10 років тому +5

      Youre talking about Kamen Rider, :p to be more precise thats Kamen Rider Double from the series called "Kamen Rider W" :D the halfgreen/halfblack is his standard Rider form but other combinations of colours are possible through the use of Gaia Memories, USB-stick shaped thingys that are inserted in the belt :D the ones in this video are unofficial rip-off toys tho

    • @matthewweigel7856
      @matthewweigel7856 10 років тому

      Lukas Vindevogel Yep, that's what it reminded me of. I lost the figure a long time ago, and since I don't live in Japan, I really have no way of getting them, and I haven't seen the exchange student who brought them in a few years either. I've never seen the series, so thanks for clarifying.

    • @XenoRider
      @XenoRider 10 років тому +3

      I highly recommend watching the series, especially if you like/liked Power Rangers! Theres like 17-ish Kamen Rider series though so watch the one that looks most interesting I guess :D

  • @Ivan-cw4ip
    @Ivan-cw4ip 4 роки тому +3

    19:03 6 yo me when receiving my one and only christmas present

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 8 років тому +10

    I don't know if anyone caught this, but in that double pack of "Alien Spider's" the one on the left actually bears a striking resemblance to Kamen Rider W; look it up!

    • @DashCamSheffield
      @DashCamSheffield 8 років тому +5

      actually had to skim the comments to see if anyone mentioned that. I'd buy it just for that!

    • @TheG2I0O
      @TheG2I0O 8 років тому +1

      2dog14 he even has the double drive her around the belt area

    • @TheG2I0O
      @TheG2I0O 8 років тому

      *driver

    • @NyxDiscordia33
      @NyxDiscordia33 8 років тому

      I know, right?
      that's a really specific detail to just HAVE on a bootleg figure xD

  • @leohelen1858
    @leohelen1858 6 місяців тому +2

    Incase anyone was wondering at 12:35, the domain was unfortunately shut down but if you actually Googled it back in the day it would take you to a blank web page that just said "don't be ridiculous"

  • @PatriciaCross
    @PatriciaCross 8 років тому +50

    Those are Mochi. You review a different brand/quality of them in the next video with the century egg. I found that amusing as I binge watch your show that literally back to back you get the same food and in the newer video you didn't recognize them.
    Mochi can be hit or miss depending on the filling and personal tastes. I love the green tea ones. I know you hate tea so pfffft.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 років тому +2

      I feel anything thats in a shelf stable package is gross.

    • @hannahblurp9360
      @hannahblurp9360 3 роки тому +2

      @@spicybeantofu that must really limit your food options

    • @Savannah_Simpson
      @Savannah_Simpson 3 роки тому +1

      @@spicybeantofu You must waste a lot of food then.

  • @Dill.
    @Dill. 9 років тому +55

    'Dont be ridiculous'

  • @lilly2o13
    @lilly2o13 10 років тому +6

    Those "blobby japanese stuff" are called mochi I believe, and I absolutely love them! Btw, you are hilarious! xD

  • @steevanatorotto6454
    @steevanatorotto6454 8 років тому +6

    is there an audio version on audible? there should be, ill see what i can do...

  • @AuroDHikoshi
    @AuroDHikoshi 11 років тому +7

    Page 93 is particularly good especially the middle section.

  • @TheSpyt67
    @TheSpyt67 9 років тому +81

    Calorie mate.
    Mmm. Delicious.
    (mgs3)

    • @Zombieslayer610
      @Zombieslayer610 9 років тому +4

      I want some more!

    • @Daweasaurus
      @Daweasaurus 9 років тому

      Wait, I though he said it was terrible, it was that the rations?
      Either way who needs calorie mates when you have SNAKES and FROGS!!!

    • @Zombieslayer610
      @Zombieslayer610 9 років тому +1

      Daweasaurus he said that the russian rations were disgusting

    • @Daweasaurus
      @Daweasaurus 9 років тому

      +Max Moody ah ok, thanks, couldn't remember because I haven't played that game in a while, I should play it again!

    • @skirtingboard
      @skirtingboard 9 років тому +4

      I want some more!

  • @marvelfan3634
    @marvelfan3634 Рік тому +3

    @17:08 I think this police figure holding a rifle looks a bit like Herman Munster

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 9 років тому

    That book is possibly the best ever written. Quite inspired and educational.

  • @pandapickles489
    @pandapickles489 4 роки тому +3

    0:36 the original "idk i never saw the movie"

  • @SeiIorii
    @SeiIorii 10 років тому +8

    Did anyone see the one action figure at 15:04 that was multied colored please tell me im not the only one who saw the cyclone joker combo from kamen rider w.

    • @ArtemyMusha
      @ArtemyMusha 10 років тому +3

      I was just about to comment with that, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed!

    • @AozoraOrigami
      @AozoraOrigami 10 років тому +1

      Akriloth2150 henshin!

    • @chcoman123
      @chcoman123 10 років тому

      AozoraOrigami CYCLONE. JOKAHHHH.

    • @Thanatoys
      @Thanatoys 10 років тому +3

      The riders have somehow gone from saving Japan to being sold in Poundland.
      CYCLONE CHEAPSKATE

    • @SeiIorii
      @SeiIorii 10 років тому

      Tommy Wiseau Tommy Wiseau is my favorite kamen rider :3

  • @vincetravis8701
    @vincetravis8701 10 років тому +175

    I'm American and of all of my years of living, I've always spelled "grey"

    • @turtlebornben118
      @turtlebornben118 10 років тому +12

      I-is that not how we're supposed to...?

    • @vincetravis8701
      @vincetravis8701 10 років тому +2

      Turtleborn Ben Apparently...

    • @danielgrianger6199
      @danielgrianger6199 10 років тому +49

      Grey for 'E'ngland
      Gray for 'A'merica

    • @candyqueenify
      @candyqueenify 10 років тому +12

      Daniel Grianger Oh shit.

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 10 років тому +11

      I tend to use both depending on which sounds better to me in the given context.

  • @Facesforce
    @Facesforce 2 роки тому +1

    It's funny how memories work.
    I remembered the foul taste of calorie mate, and then remembered your magnum opus.
    I totally forgot that the two were reviewed in the same video. 😂

  • @emilinrose
    @emilinrose 9 років тому +13

    6:03 It's MELON flavor, didn't you ever play yoshi story?

  • @mprospero
    @mprospero 5 років тому +3

    Fifty-Thousands Shades of Grey, still a better use of paper than the real one.

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 5 років тому +7

    Still waiting for that international release-

  • @babsbylow6869
    @babsbylow6869 3 роки тому +1

    18:50
    OMG! They're still pumping these out?!
    My (now 16 yo) son had those when he was a toddler.
    Gawd I miss the day when buying from the Family Dollar was good enuf to make him happy 😉

  • @bwagner6246
    @bwagner6246 8 років тому +3

    16:24 I had these as a kid. My brother and I destroyed them in various ways.

  • @spacealien1602
    @spacealien1602 11 років тому +15

    I actually brought "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey" from Amazon for just under £6.00 (Free postage!)...

    • @BerenikeNoble
      @BerenikeNoble 11 років тому

      Oh Hey! Ashens! I remember that bath shit and chocolate anywhere! XD

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 11 років тому +4

      It's weird that he said that in a sarcastic manner but then actually did do it.
      Please don't do that Ashen. It's hard enough to guess sarcasm and sincerity in text.

    • @emoandstay
      @emoandstay 10 років тому

      I also own a copy, and everyone I know thinks I was stupid for buying it. Ah well. Came to about $9

  • @megansutton9699
    @megansutton9699 5 років тому +4

    00:59 That would be a great prank

  • @TopFurret
    @TopFurret 8 років тому +1

    I bought 10 boxes of this jelly baff stuff once to fill a pool with it. It was pretty fun. Draining it was a nightmare though.

  • @HitmanJenkins1
    @HitmanJenkins1 8 років тому +5

    Holy shit I haven't seen Gelli Baff in years, I remember it being advertised on the TV (usually on a channel like Boomerang or Nickelodeon) or some shit.

  • @genericwehraboo3131
    @genericwehraboo3131 9 років тому +16

    wait, caloriemate is a real thing!?!? I thought they just made it up for mgs!

  • @jefferywang3131
    @jefferywang3131 10 років тому +34

    hey isn't calorie mate some thing that snake eats in metal gear solid

  • @galactaytegd8924
    @galactaytegd8924 8 років тому

    The food at the beginning just proves that first is the worst, and second is the best

  • @taxevaderyoshi5795
    @taxevaderyoshi5795 5 років тому +7

    Surely I’m not the only one to think of MGS 3 when I saw that Calorie mate.

  • @MrMarioman569
    @MrMarioman569 9 років тому +4

    I remember the gelli baff adverts from years and years ago xD

  • @m1scmus1c
    @m1scmus1c 11 років тому +7

    the puffy candy stuff is Mochi it is fruits and treats inside rice balls. famous in asia

  • @thechazz8080
    @thechazz8080 4 роки тому +2

    I am rewatching all of this 3 years later

  • @aidancontino1640
    @aidancontino1640 8 років тому +37

    Anyone else only remember Cal. Mate from MGS: 3?

  • @SuperEekie64
    @SuperEekie64 5 років тому +8

    Those CalorieMate blocks may not actually taste all that good, but they sure as hell look tasty! Is it bad if this video never fails to give me cravings of biscuits?

  • @arctickilla5424
    @arctickilla5424 6 років тому +3

    Hahahahaha “You butter fingered spider-fake!!” That made my day, great video 👍👍

  • @pointdan4540
    @pointdan4540 3 роки тому

    @14:59 that KO action figure with the Green/Black paintjob is a KO of Kamen Rider W cyclone joker right down to the poorly painted double driver on the waist.

  • @borederlands5387
    @borederlands5387 8 років тому +9

    B-but big boss said calorie mates were amazinng

  • @Raze2701
    @Raze2701 9 років тому +62

    CalorieMate? I recognize this from Metal Gear I think?

    • @kgh237
      @kgh237 9 років тому +7

      Yup, Your right

    • @thedawkturr4481
      @thedawkturr4481 6 років тому +11

      Ahh yes, MGS3: Snake Eater. What a thrill that game was.
      You could use a CalorieMate block to restore health, quite a lot actually. More than you'd get from foraging in the wilderness.

    • @corvidconfidential8826
      @corvidconfidential8826 5 років тому +1

      Hory shet. I was wondering why seeing that box and name made me think of that game. I havent played it since i was a fledgling, so i didnt remember it was named the same. °^°

    • @Schwuga
      @Schwuga 5 років тому +2

      @@thedawkturr4481
      Funny that u wrote What a thrill.
      Was this Joke planned?
      Since "what a thrill" is being sang in Snake eater ... if I am right.

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 5 років тому

      Metal Gear did not invent CalorieMate

  • @ChickpeaBlues
    @ChickpeaBlues 8 років тому +13

    That link doesn't work. Humph

  • @historyhunter9074
    @historyhunter9074 5 років тому +1

    7:09 AAGGHH tell Doris I love her 🤣🤣🤣

  • @breakingbasha
    @breakingbasha 5 років тому +6

    One of the alien spiders is just a Kamen rider W rip-off. They even have a suggested driver

  • @OhParq
    @OhParq 10 років тому +37

    Did anyone look in the description to find out where to buy the book?

    • @Akenny
      @Akenny 10 років тому +2

      www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Thousand-Shades-Of-Grey-Parody/dp/1479215430
      its real and a new copy is super cheep (:

    • @bratz386
      @bratz386 10 років тому

      why would you buy it? xD

    • @Akenny
      @Akenny 10 років тому +3

      DeeannFaseymsp xx its such a good read all the emotion

    • @bratz386
      @bratz386 10 років тому

      xD

    • @avgnfan26
      @avgnfan26 10 років тому

      Foxy luver xx I bought a copy

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +7

    The funny thing is if he did it today and was maybe 20 years younger, that XXX Ashens thing probably wouldn't be a joke.

  • @victorvangrimgamming6784
    @victorvangrimgamming6784 3 роки тому +2

    All 3 of his books are still avalable on Amazon (fifty thousand shades of gray, attack of the flickering skeletons, and a third i can't be bothered to check.)

  • @unforgivencaleb528
    @unforgivencaleb528 4 роки тому +3

    14:57
    Oh my God, they made a bootleg Kamen Rider Double.

  • @laskann
    @laskann 10 років тому +15

    14:58 Holy fuck, why would they color that stupid figure after Kamen Rider W? It's not even a property anywhere outside of Japan O_o

    • @zaerozxadvent
      @zaerozxadvent 10 років тому +2

      I thought you were kidding about the W recolor ... oh my god

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 9 років тому +4

    Who is the woman at 20:49? I need to know... For scientific reasons...

  • @moldveien1515
    @moldveien1515 4 роки тому

    The japanese snack thing is mochi, and the green is melon, mochi is sweet rice that has been smashed until it becomes a sticky goo, then govered in either some corn starch or in icing sugar. usualy filled with sweet stuff, its really popular in Japan and Taiwan, and is now starting to be imported to america especially. There are all kinds of varaities, in taiwan street vendors often sell it covered in crushed peanuts which I liked a whole lot when i was there.