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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2013
  • These new-fangled toys are so complicated! When I was a boy all we had were wooden trains and intricate electronic computation engines specifically designed to provide interactive entertainment through a visual display created by firing sub-atomic particles against a sheet of specially treated glass.
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  • @vissova
    @vissova 7 років тому +2126

    "Honey, what's all that stuff on the sofa?"
    "Don't worry, it's just cyberflesh"
    *backs away*

    • @Sutaokami
      @Sutaokami 5 років тому +11

      What is earth's defence system?

    • @felixkane1319
      @felixkane1319 5 років тому

      @@merlinthegray 😏😏👉👌😈😈

    • @Drackwit
      @Drackwit 4 роки тому +2

      @@residentflamingo115 I agree

    • @commandermystic8435
      @commandermystic8435 4 роки тому

      @@merlinthegray oh fuck

    • @Growdankmeds
      @Growdankmeds 4 роки тому +2

      People this unfunny and negative don't usually have girlfriends unless they've ordered them off the Internet

  • @kryl0b
    @kryl0b 8 років тому +408

    Seldom heard phrases in the SkyNet Scientific Research and Development Facility:
    "Oh, for fuck sake! It's all coming out of the hole!"

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 4 роки тому +695

    Ah, back when "Terminator: Salvation" was deemed the worst in the franchise. Good times, good times.

    • @shtdaprdtr
      @shtdaprdtr 4 роки тому +49

      Never..that shitshow T3 was out before it

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 4 роки тому +64

      Dark Fate has taken that title now

    • @Wasteman365
      @Wasteman365 4 роки тому +23

      Allan Of El Salvador not a chance.. amazing movie. Genisys or whatever it’s called was way way worse

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 4 роки тому +24

      @@Wasteman365 thats a great load of bullshit.

    • @Angel-gz8ju
      @Angel-gz8ju 4 роки тому +7

      I want that toy.....
      ...now

  • @GootPoot
    @GootPoot 7 років тому +263

    "Don't breath it in, or you'll have little terminators in your blood stream" was what killed me

  • @draconusfrigidus
    @draconusfrigidus 9 років тому +258

    Says a lot that the 90's version of this actually had a better design overall (the mould was smaller so you didn't get that extra waste all around the body, and the hinge was metal so opening and closing it was easier). It also came with weapon accessories and two terminator figures so you could stage actual battles. Man such nostalgia!

    • @charlieburkett274
      @charlieburkett274 Рік тому +3

      i had it too

    • @Kuranghi
      @Kuranghi Рік тому +3

      I came here to write I had the old version haha.

    • @dethmasheen8683
      @dethmasheen8683 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah same here... Not to mention the "bioflesh" came in a jar instead of a loose packet.

    • @Boogie_the_cat
      @Boogie_the_cat 3 місяці тому +1

      That is the thing people who didn't experience the 90's don't understand.
      Everything was better in the 90's (except the TV's)

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 5 років тому +476

    "Inject mold with goo"
    Buy a guy a drink first, pal.

    • @badv1b3s51
      @badv1b3s51 3 роки тому +3

      Your profile picture makes this comment funnier for some reason

    • @mdew578
      @mdew578 8 місяців тому +2

      Nice joke

    • @OnyxtheFolf
      @OnyxtheFolf 2 місяці тому +1

      hey I like drinks and injection with goo

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 років тому +738

    "Do not use any other figure than the one provided"
    That sounds like a challenge
    "Cyberskin powder is non toxic, but not intended for ingestion"
    *that sounds like a challenge*

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 4 роки тому +10

      *lip smack* wow. 10/10.

    • @nasanodia736
      @nasanodia736 4 роки тому +12

      Downs a Bagfull... I'm making a mold of my Digestive System- I just have to induce vomiting in 10 minutes!

    • @TheAntiChrysler
      @TheAntiChrysler 4 роки тому +2

      Look up the picture of the blood clot some guy coughed up at the hospital that looked like a mold of his lungs 😬

  • @JollyJuiice
    @JollyJuiice 4 роки тому +674

    I laugh at it now, But I would have love this as a kid.

    • @thedonaldmcronald8123
      @thedonaldmcronald8123 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @mikedirsten6707
      @mikedirsten6707 4 роки тому +14

      @@thedonaldmcronald8123 You had it as a kid, it was the terminator 2 bio flesh regenerator

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 4 роки тому +10

      The things that amused us as kids. Then again beats toys nowadays. Especially Legos. Ridiculously expensive for less

    • @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm
      @rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 3 роки тому +2

      Robert Young the new lego star wars sets are insanely pricey

    • @salamander8736
      @salamander8736 3 роки тому +3

      @@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm lego star wras are focken great tbh

  • @aquin3066
    @aquin3066 9 років тому +628

    You should have peeled off all of the skin from the skeleton except for the boxers part.

  • @13sinister
    @13sinister 8 років тому +3183

    Can I use this 'cyberskin' to reverse a botched circumcision?

    • @Esway.
      @Esway. 8 років тому +38

      I love you lmao

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 5 років тому +8

      🤢

    • @MO_OKAYU_GU
      @MO_OKAYU_GU 5 років тому +5

      The National Guard Σ and that’s taking it quite far

    • @soundwave9414
      @soundwave9414 5 років тому +25

      @@doodledangernoodle2517 fork borgers. If u atheis liek if agre

    • @themerrymaker7144
      @themerrymaker7144 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahaaahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah ew

  • @TheOctopusPirateShow
    @TheOctopusPirateShow 4 роки тому +59

    Skynet:
    - earth has 0 metal
    - hey, there's a whole continent made of plastic

    • @leoorduna2199
      @leoorduna2199 4 роки тому +5

      Actually your not wrong about the second part.
      Hypothetically if plastic pollution in the ocean increases a plastic based sub-continent will emerge.

    • @smugone3330
      @smugone3330 3 роки тому +5

      @@leoorduna2199 "fuck the rest of the world I'm moving to plastic beach"

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 4 роки тому +62

    Fun Fact: that Cyberskin powder is actually made from the exfoliated heel skin contained in used PedEggs

  • @cerberuslitterbox4822
    @cerberuslitterbox4822 9 років тому +146

    There is something eternally hilarious about a generally quite person screaming erratically "oh for FUCKS SAKE" about water spilling on his sofa. XD

    • @matthartmann7033
      @matthartmann7033 9 років тому

      It so hilarious

    • @jazz8000
      @jazz8000 9 років тому

      Cerberus litter box! yea its so genuine i love that part!

    • @bliss24_
      @bliss24_ 9 років тому

      Cerberus litter box! quiet* Sorry, I couldn't help it... ;P

    • @WoWdropzone
      @WoWdropzone 9 років тому

      Ninja Matrix We knwe whta he maent. -_-

    • @bliss24_
      @bliss24_ 9 років тому +2

      drop zone And I know what you meant... but I'm still gonna correct you! *know *what *meant >=3

  • @adamwhitehead4677
    @adamwhitehead4677 8 років тому +1380

    Who else started dying when he revealed the tiny head?

    • @Gamerdude87
      @Gamerdude87 8 років тому +8

      Me

    • @Felamine
      @Felamine 8 років тому +64

      Reminds me of the Goombas from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie.

    • @Kovac22
      @Kovac22 7 років тому +10

      That was good, it was like a 80's cyberpunk film

    • @thesupergamingpie4333
      @thesupergamingpie4333 7 років тому +2

      Me

    • @scatterlogical
      @scatterlogical 7 років тому +23

      Reminded me of the headshrinking witchdoctor at the end of Beetlejuice.

  • @ENERDTAYMENT
    @ENERDTAYMENT 4 роки тому +93

    I used to have a toy just like this back in the 90's, except it was X-Men themed and you poured in Wolverine's adamantium skeleton.

    • @Nelkhael1
      @Nelkhael1 4 роки тому +4

      I used to have one back then as well but it was also Terminator themed.

    • @ENERDTAYMENT
      @ENERDTAYMENT 4 роки тому +6

      @Gabriel Roberts Google "Weapon X lab playset" it was a clear 2 piece plastic mold that looked like Wolverine on the outside, and had a skeleton shape on the inside, so when you poured the liquid through the hole in the top of his head, it filled out the skeleton form and you'd crack open Wolverine to reveal his skeleton inside.

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 роки тому +1

      Its the reverse

  • @captainamericyang7532
    @captainamericyang7532 4 роки тому +364

    Posted in 2013.
    (6 years later)
    UA-cam: *Watch this*

  • @mosquitofarmer
    @mosquitofarmer 8 років тому +413

    wow you might as well use pancake mix as the cyberskin.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 8 років тому +33

      I want to see that now XD

    • @jondoglegs7124
      @jondoglegs7124 8 років тому +9

      +Telepathic Badger pancake mix with nutella and jam. realism

    • @mosquitofarmer
      @mosquitofarmer 8 років тому +8

      mmmm nutella... it was all fun and games until you eat it out of the jar with a spoon.

    • @spEAMerNation
      @spEAMerNation 8 років тому +6

      +Telepathic Badger ..and it becomes more fun, because netulla...

    • @JOHNN01.82
      @JOHNN01.82 7 років тому +4

      Telepathic Badger you could put water init and freeze it that would look cool

  • @holderbee7811
    @holderbee7811 9 років тому +69

    There's only 2 things I wanted:
    1) Another figure used
    2) BURN BATTLE DAMAGE
    Top marks Ashens, top marks

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 7 років тому +50

    To be fair, it actually looks pretty damn cool when it's filling up. Kinda reminds me of Albert's final transformation in ZXA.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +3

      Who from what?

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 роки тому +6

      @@kinnikuboneman Mega Man ZX Advent. Good game.

  • @papaonta
    @papaonta 4 роки тому +121

    when you're injecting it, try to put it on a running washing machine. The vibration will make the compound homogenous and no porous part will appear.

    • @jellyranger1706
      @jellyranger1706 4 роки тому +17

      akhmad alfan Damn...that’s a really good tip, I’m gonna use it for my other mold-pour project. Thank you!

    • @mugsmctuggs1318
      @mugsmctuggs1318 3 роки тому +4

      How about make a quality toy instead.

    • @PMDacpano
      @PMDacpano 3 роки тому +13

      @@mugsmctuggs1318 It's not quality, it's just plain physics.

    • @blobtheblob7975
      @blobtheblob7975 2 роки тому +5

      @@mugsmctuggs1318 "so are we ready to sell this product?"
      "Nah we still need to bend the laws of physics"

    • @fl0atpvnk
      @fl0atpvnk 2 роки тому +1

      If i ever hane to do a mould pour, i will...... not use this tip because i dont own a washing machine!
      Good tip, though.

  • @Haaraff
    @Haaraff 9 років тому +32

    The cyberskin powder is just flesh coloured dental alginate. In fact, Alginoplast (fast set) has exactly the same colour. It won't hold up very well and will shrink into white crumble after a few days, also it does a splendid job at staining clothes and couches when in liquid form.

  • @sousaphonist
    @sousaphonist 10 років тому +161

    It becomes about 20 times more awesome by NOT using the included figurine....also results in more imaginative possibilities - is this a mad scientist's laboratory? Or maybe the future of cosmetic surgeries?

    • @harrisonkrominga2663
      @harrisonkrominga2663 10 років тому +5

      NEEEEERRRRRRRD

    • @sousaphonist
      @sousaphonist 10 років тому +32

      ...and your point is?

    • @TrueLeonPriest
      @TrueLeonPriest 10 років тому +4

      Benjamin Stern
      *Leans out of car window* GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRLFRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEND!

    • @coltenmeyer2775
      @coltenmeyer2775 9 років тому

      I see you every where ben!!

    • @briansgalaxynote2
      @briansgalaxynote2 5 років тому +4

      I would have dipped the terminator in fake blood and let the surface dry before adding the cyberskin.

  • @DavyWayne13
    @DavyWayne13 5 років тому +35

    “Take ya shoes off”
    “I can’t”
    Hahah found that funnier than I should have I think

  • @tapeshaft
    @tapeshaft 5 років тому +25

    8:57 This is the angriest I've ever seen you get Mr. Ashens, and rightly so. That was an unconscionable omission from the instructions.

  • @counternub40
    @counternub40 9 років тому +638

    I thought I'd go and see if they had the powder on Amazon by typing in "Cyberskin".
    I'd advise not searching for it.
    Honestly.

  • @ChanceCravesDeath
    @ChanceCravesDeath 8 років тому +330

    you know it's bad when there's comic sans in the instructions.

    • @BarryaLLen-ik8bq
      @BarryaLLen-ik8bq 5 років тому +3

      Lonely Loner wtf is comic sans

    • @radivojjelenic3952
      @radivojjelenic3952 5 років тому +13

      @@BarryaLLen-ik8bq should i even reply to this

    • @radivojjelenic3952
      @radivojjelenic3952 5 років тому +8

      @@BarryaLLen-ik8bq its a font

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 років тому +6

      Megalovania

    • @QuickandDirty
      @QuickandDirty 5 років тому +4

      It's hilarious too, because you can tell they just learned how to do dotted line TAB leaders so they used it as much as possible in the address section.

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 7 років тому +8

    14:23 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, But this is what peak performance looks like.

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому

      Johnny Takigero Lol I forget who was the fucking idiot who said that? That sounds familiar.

  • @chrislupton7521
    @chrislupton7521 4 роки тому +12

    Reminds me of this amazing Robocop Cryostasis toy thing I had as a kid in the early 90s. It was basically a way of freezing your figures, then using motorized toy drills and lights to piss about with a chunk of ice, drenching your mum and dads dining table and warping the wood. Ah, good times.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Місяць тому +1

      I remember some jurassic park toy where you put some plastic fossils in a mold and pour some sort of clay on it. Then you could excavate the fossils with a tiny spatula.

  • @madhausen
    @madhausen 10 років тому +21

    "Take your shoes off"
    "I can't!"
    I'm ded.
    Plastic Terminator has the best voice.

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 8 років тому +89

    12:23
    Love the way it squeaks when you open it

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 років тому +11

      That's what she said

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 років тому +2

      Nicely Memed My Dude
      I'm guessing you were in to much of a hurry to type lol

    • @PsychoSoldier01
      @PsychoSoldier01 8 років тому

      L

    • @ChibiSteak
      @ChibiSteak 8 років тому +1

      PsychoSoldier
      I agree

    • @TheElevatr
      @TheElevatr 8 років тому

      L2 L m8

  • @jonnie2bad
    @jonnie2bad 5 років тому +33

    im 40 yrs old watching this and almost pissed myself @ "let's cut his bum off".

  • @minimanadam
    @minimanadam 4 роки тому +23

    OMG , WHEN HE POURS IT IN
    " OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE " I LITERALLY SCARED MY CAT I LAUGHED SO HARD N LOUD

  • @Chris69Ogier
    @Chris69Ogier 8 років тому +96

    I laughed way too much when he peeled his face off. It's just this tiny head in contrast with the rest of the body haha :D

  • @Bradamir
    @Bradamir 10 років тому +78

    That rage at 8:55 made me laugh so much lmao

    • @GreatDestructo
      @GreatDestructo 10 років тому +10

      Lol, and, that's what she said ;)

    • @Bradamir
      @Bradamir 10 років тому +1

      ***** Ahaha

  • @dwsperspectiveonreality.659
    @dwsperspectiveonreality.659 5 років тому +26

    I remember my grandmother buy me this toy when I was youngit was so cool you got to put flash on a robot skeleton and then pretend to have a fight and pieces of his flesh get blown and turn off in your imagination of course but the flash really did come off the metal skeleton it was a pretty advanced cool toy for the early-mid 90s

  • @nicksantos43
    @nicksantos43 4 роки тому +16

    I remember they released this same toy for Terminator II, it was just as bad then as it is now. Hilarious that they keep regurgitating these movies they regurgitate the toys also!

  • @delta6244
    @delta6244 9 років тому +119

    At the beginning Ashens said that many adult movies had toys made of them, which made me think that there MUST have been some saw toys, you know where you get to be jigsaw and you can manually control traps and snap dolls apart, get other toys from different sets and use it on them etc...

    • @kabliekke
      @kabliekke 8 років тому +1

      +Ryan Davis You'd have to keep buying figures then.

    • @zac8603
      @zac8603 8 років тому

      +Charles Preston www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA03Q0GF1180&nm_mc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC&cm_mmc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC-_-pla-_-Action+Figures-_-9SIA03Q0GF1180&gclid=CjwKEAjw67SvBRC1m5zPv4GboAUSJAB6MJlkiZjti_xhVKc-_fIwYQ-1j4Bx0KRPipu7kV0c1llY2xoCph7w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

    • @delta6244
      @delta6244 8 років тому

      *Too

    • @spoods4628
      @spoods4628 8 років тому +7

      +Charles Preston "Many adult movies had toys made after them" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mako5474
      @mako5474 8 років тому

      +Spoods The Milkman lol

  • @No_Sleep789
    @No_Sleep789 8 років тому +133

    That Terminator Salvation Cyberskin looks fun to shoot with a BB gun, or a pellet gun... Sorta like a ballistic gel.

  • @ericmiltner3604
    @ericmiltner3604 5 років тому +5

    You have stirred the deepest spaces of my subconscious mind and brought back memories long fragmented.

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 4 роки тому +36

    5:55 that’s scarily close to the plot of the movie actually

  • @sykomcawesomeness
    @sykomcawesomeness 9 років тому +267

    Fuck the toy. I want that Excellent mug.

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 8 років тому +217

    "I need more biofleh for my terminator!" Stuart Ashen 2k13

  • @Phonesandshit
    @Phonesandshit 4 роки тому +5

    This was recommended six years after nice
    See you in 6 years again 🤗

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 5 років тому +9

    UA-cam recommendations at it again lol. Randomly picking a video from years ago about an incredibly odd toy based on a movie that wasn't generally well received by most.... yep, sounds about right. And yet, here I am, somewhat interested, and curiously continuing to watch.... our ancestors would be proud.

  • @PromptedHawk
    @PromptedHawk 8 років тому +5

    I think I've reached a new level of Ashens. Here I find myself at 4 AM watching a video about an old piece of tat that I've already watched twice before, and I find it entertaining. I have things to do in about 3:30 hours.

  • @Mobius14
    @Mobius14 9 років тому +211

    18:36 - "Too much water"
    Ashens predicted IGN!

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 3 роки тому +8

    "What could go wrong?" he asked while creating a Terminator

  • @lmuserl
    @lmuserl 4 роки тому +7

    I'm in 2019 and I Don't know why these videos appear in my recomendations, but I like them :)

  • @zhouhuanyue
    @zhouhuanyue 8 років тому +92

    18:13
    Who are you callin' pinhead?

  • @Gigas0101
    @Gigas0101 8 років тому +41

    I would definitely want that set, when you're done with the toy, you really can just flood the whole mold with chocolate.

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 8 років тому

      +Gigas0101 that's what i would do

    • @Gigas0101
      @Gigas0101 7 років тому +9

      Massivelegoboy That's a risk I'm willing to take, Legoman!
      seriously, though, I'd recommend rinsing your Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator Playset before flooding it with chocolate.

    • @andrewtodaro2874
      @andrewtodaro2874 Рік тому

      Homer Simpson: Mmmm! Termination by chocolate! Auuuggghhhh! 😋

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS2001 5 років тому +26

    So, Playmates ripped off the same toy from the Kenner T2 line. Nice.

  • @MrNickyDalenz
    @MrNickyDalenz 4 роки тому +17

    Stuart: pours liquid in a cup with a hole in it
    Skin goo: shoots out on the sofa
    Stuart: surprised pikachu face

  • @GadgetBoy
    @GadgetBoy 8 років тому +333

    I now want to get one of these and fill it with chocolate....

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 8 років тому +18

      I was thinking gelatin should work.

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +6

      Gadgetboy great idea I'm gonna steal it

    • @miraakbillcipher660
      @miraakbillcipher660 7 років тому +2

      mr. symbiote did you do it?

    • @pocketegge1214
      @pocketegge1214 5 років тому +13

      Dont put the doll in their and have chocolate terminator

    • @opie6272
      @opie6272 4 роки тому +4

      Omg that is actually a good idea! Lol you can add a icing cock 'n' balls too.

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma 8 років тому +81

    I'd just make ten 100% goo figures out of this.

    • @superspy6
      @superspy6 8 років тому +5

      Oh you

    • @Filthma
      @Filthma 8 років тому +4

      Ohhai fren.
      We watch a lot of the same stuff, huh?

    • @Filthma
      @Filthma 7 років тому +1

      Tunnel Snakes
      The Tunnel Snakes will have a secret stash of it, because they rule.

  • @surprisedchar2458
    @surprisedchar2458 5 років тому +9

    5:28 SCP-106 has breached containment.

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 7 років тому +1

    Ash this is probably genuinely one of my favorite videos of yours now.

  • @ivanchen8093
    @ivanchen8093 9 років тому +65

    I was at the San Francisco Chinatown that had a rip-off terminator called human robotic hero.

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 років тому

      Ha

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 років тому

      By the way do you like Terminator: Genisys that will come out next year

    • @timothyzheng7765
      @timothyzheng7765 9 років тому +1

      Its next year in like a week...

    • @kevinliu3379
      @kevinliu3379 9 років тому

      I know

    • @TNTLuver9
      @TNTLuver9 9 років тому

      Ivan Chen "You hurt me now, but I won't cry, I am Octavia..."

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 8 років тому +48

    They revived this design for a Doctor Who episode about the "Flesh".

    • @AshleyTMDW
      @AshleyTMDW 8 років тому +3

      And it was better!

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 8 років тому +2

      +dbn300100 take your head full of flatulence and get out of here

    • @AshleyTMDW
      @AshleyTMDW 8 років тому +1

      irish sith Ok by better what I mean is that it was less of a hassle to set up and use properly. Still a mediocre idea.

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 8 років тому

      +dbn300100 what's that got to do with your flatulence head

    • @MrVulcanator
      @MrVulcanator 8 років тому +1

      irish sith Why are you being rude.

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 роки тому +4

    19:39
    The thing is, that sorta became true..

  • @amethystooze2203
    @amethystooze2203 5 років тому

    Wow, 4 years ago this was my first video I've watched of Mr. Ashen. I will always love his channel!

  • @dennyhebron3655
    @dennyhebron3655 9 років тому +35

    there was still less holes in the terminator than the film

  • @Hikarmeme
    @Hikarmeme 7 років тому +138

    Damn synths

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 7 років тому +3

      why does this always happen...

    • @Morgan02
      @Morgan02 7 років тому +2

      pignessman 7 You know what it's referencing?

    • @robinkynast9793
      @robinkynast9793 5 років тому +4

      makes me wish for a nuclear winter

    • @ooka_booka
      @ooka_booka 5 років тому +13

      I broke up with my girl the other day. Left to toothpaste cap off. You know who does that? A synth.

    • @jokerjamie8701
      @jokerjamie8701 4 роки тому +8

      @@ooka_booka hope you aint one of those synths, here to spy on me.

  • @EdgarSanchez-tw7ey
    @EdgarSanchez-tw7ey 5 років тому +6

    The funniest toy review I have ever seen when he said let's cut his bum off I was dead😂😂

  • @msbunnyg1
    @msbunnyg1 4 роки тому +3

    17:35 I laughed as soon as he ripped off the head cause it was so weird he was just like Battle damage and then ripped off the entire head

  • @PureRinseRecording
    @PureRinseRecording 9 років тому +71

    looks like the cheese they use in mc donalds burgers haha

    • @nautilusinthejungle
      @nautilusinthejungle 9 років тому +4

      At least that's some what edible.

    • @turbogizmo6379
      @turbogizmo6379 9 років тому

      Jeff The Potato GO TO NOT POTATO JAIL.GO "DIRECTLY" TO THE NEAREST UR-MUMIUM DEPOSIT UNDERGROUND.
      DO NOT PASS 2 METERS AWAY FROM THE BLACK HOLE.
      DO COLLECT THE GIANT 50-FOOT-TALL GOLDEN "COHECHK-N-BAULES" STATUE SOME ANIMATED DUDE WEARING A WHITE FEDORA LEFT BEHIND.

    • @rennoc123456789
      @rennoc123456789 9 років тому +2

      Turbo Gizmo k.

    • @bumblebee7838
      @bumblebee7838 9 років тому

      DnB rhythm
      Have you ever seen how they out that "cheese" on the burgers? No?
      Now you know why.

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 5 років тому

      @@nautilusinthejungle your talking about the toy right? McDonalds is straight up poison

  • @PhoenixFireZero
    @PhoenixFireZero 7 років тому +48

    Question: can you make a fat terminator by adding more powder?

    • @deborahosborne5510
      @deborahosborne5510 7 років тому

      KingOfGreyfell hfhh

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 7 років тому +3

      So you could make the really spindly figures and actually give them skin??

    • @80shorrorronniepierce67
      @80shorrorronniepierce67 7 років тому

      KingOfGreyfell get a bigger mold or different shape you could make anything

  • @gamemonster7
    @gamemonster7 9 місяців тому +3

    This was my very first ashens video, time flies man...

  • @gazashotshell9099
    @gazashotshell9099 5 років тому +15

    You know i completely forgot how often you used to set dissapointing figures on fire

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 роки тому

      Glad he doesn’t really do it nowadays, especially since some of them get expensive.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Рік тому

      @@wumpus976 Not if it's a melty face Poundland figure at least

  • @gilgammesh1
    @gilgammesh1 7 років тому +186

    An Excellent mug.

  • @RobertTheHaunter
    @RobertTheHaunter 8 років тому +99

    I love watching ashens videos

  • @asukafriend
    @asukafriend 5 років тому

    This is the first Ashens video I've ever watched. And it still entertains me to this day

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair Рік тому +3

    The shorts being flesh colored while understandable makes look like he's fashioned a pair of boxers out of human skin.

  • @Johnny-bu5gw
    @Johnny-bu5gw 8 років тому +82

    The Derma-nator: Melanoma Genisys

  • @spoonman2023
    @spoonman2023 10 років тому +29

    Behold the precursor to fleshlights.

  • @gillandro2
    @gillandro2 4 роки тому

    Love your vids your level of humor and sarcasm is a blast

  • @crazygeorgelincoln
    @crazygeorgelincoln 2 роки тому

    I had the original one as a kid. Loved it. The tiny head phenomenon was also present.
    Well done with the mixing, many other videos seem to have difficulty combining 2 ingredients.

  • @Derinzed
    @Derinzed 9 років тому +24

    Back in my day we didn't have none of these new fangled cyber goo generaters...and we was better fer it.

    • @barrywhite21
      @barrywhite21 9 років тому +1

      your language and spelling isn't though.. cotton sarn it

    • @RagdollWraith
      @RagdollWraith 9 років тому +2

      barrywhite21 hes talking in old-country english. on purpose.

    • @Derinzed
      @Derinzed 9 років тому +2

      Kai Kaczmarski ye, you tell em. Back in my day these young whipersnapers didn't talk back to the'r eldors, and they was better fer it.

    • @sekkusupisutoruzu
      @sekkusupisutoruzu 9 років тому

      John King WarOwl Grandpa Impression?

    • @Derinzed
      @Derinzed 9 років тому

      You know it!

  • @thesupergamingpie4333
    @thesupergamingpie4333 7 років тому +42

    i love when you screamed OH FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S SPILLED ALL OF IT ONTO THE BLOODY SOFA

  • @benji_mannn
    @benji_mannn 3 роки тому

    I like coming back now in my 20s to this channel years later. Ever since middle school.

  • @greensoplenty6809
    @greensoplenty6809 5 років тому +6

    "do not breath in"
    "whats it smell like eeewww" lol

  • @Helmutlozzi
    @Helmutlozzi 9 років тому +6

    Oh god I couldn't stop laughing when you peeled off the head and revealed that miniature sized gremlings face hiding underneath it.

  • @Marscow
    @Marscow 9 років тому +17

    I bet that Terminator molding powder will make a fun gift 30 years from now when you're reviewing old crap, Ashens...

  • @RF-Ataraxia
    @RF-Ataraxia 5 років тому +7

    "Stam 'em with some scissors solves every problem in life"

  • @TractorJacked
    @TractorJacked 5 років тому

    after years of seeing none of this guys videos, youtube has finally decided to start recommending them to me again. :D

  • @halfpast3am
    @halfpast3am 9 років тому +5

    12:43 BRB, need to spank the little terminator

  • @RunsWithKniefs
    @RunsWithKniefs 10 років тому +22

    8:58 The most emotion i've heard out of his normal sarcasm!

    • @TheFuzzyOcelot
      @TheFuzzyOcelot 9 років тому +5

      whenever the couch is touched, it gets serious.

  • @ottodude555
    @ottodude555 5 років тому +17

    UA-cam algorithm you get me to watch the most unlikely videos

  • @mikke841
    @mikke841 5 років тому +12

    "Ahh, Seems i gotta go to a KFC after all..."

  • @Frostyfaucet
    @Frostyfaucet 10 років тому +41

    You should've done that chocolate thing... Mmmmmm.

    • @IGotThePooDoo
      @IGotThePooDoo 10 років тому +20

      You own a toaster? Wow, you must make more money than I will in 50 lifetimes!

    • @Potacintvervs
      @Potacintvervs 10 років тому +2

      Is that the "face" from vinesauce perchance?

    • @newchannel319
      @newchannel319 9 років тому +1

      dat name

    • @Starkiller10569
      @Starkiller10569 9 років тому +5

      Evan Hughes UA-cam lets me translate your comment to "that particular".... I wonder what language it thinks you were speaking.

    • @najmakhalif1313
      @najmakhalif1313 9 років тому

      Starkiller10569

  • @samuellister318
    @samuellister318 10 років тому +7

    And, of course, the moment we've all been waiting for..
    Ashens blowtorches it. What I thought was an innocent action figure breakdown has now gone down in flames, along with my ability to contain my laughter :D
    Marvelous.

  • @nymphomata69
    @nymphomata69 2 роки тому +6

    It would be interesting to make one of these, toss it in a box, and then review it a decade or more later, to see how the material holds up.

  • @oldgreg2914
    @oldgreg2914 3 роки тому

    I just saw a grown man playing with toys for about 20 minutes and it was the best thing i saw all day.

  • @smincesmeat316
    @smincesmeat316 8 років тому +4

    I like to imagine this is how terminators are made. Just a pair of giant robot arms having great difficulty prying it out of the container.

    • @collectingmythoughts991
      @collectingmythoughts991 7 років тому +1

      All John Connor and the resistance had to do in the future was just steal all of the scissors.

  • @BanAaron
    @BanAaron 9 років тому +10

    I don't know why but when he cut his bum off I lost my shit laughing!

    • @Dualism97
      @Dualism97 9 років тому +22

      so did the figure, but with less laughing

  • @luisflores7598
    @luisflores7598 7 років тому

    ive been looking for this video for 4 years and i finally found it 😊

  • @justaguyinashed
    @justaguyinashed 5 років тому

    Nice throwback in the recommended list! I'm sorry if I missed a few episodes in the last 13 years.

  • @lunahula
    @lunahula 10 років тому +4

    The bio-flesh that went with the original terminator toy in the 90's actually used a type of dental alginate product to make the 'bio-flesh' typically was a light green colour but I suppose they dyed it pink for the toy. As such if you had the right connections you could ask your dentist for some and really get arrested.

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 8 років тому +8

    Are you going to try making terminator chocolates with that? It could be next years valentine's day episode.

  • @ge3356
    @ge3356 5 років тому +2

    I had this same toy for T2. Huge memories here.
    "Come on out now, we're all friends here...except most of the people who send me messages and leave me comments." lol

  • @cuber9320
    @cuber9320 4 роки тому +2

    I had the original when I was like 7. Was cool as hell. Nice to see it again.