At about the 10 minute mark I stopped to realize I was sitting in my home office at 12:30am watching 2 men eat bugs off a plate on the internet. I need to take a hard look at my life.
I can honestly say I never thought I'd see the day where Dan is eating something with few problems and Stuart has taken his place gagging offscreen. Incredible.
So the legends were true. A British man might be on the brink of death after drinking poison, but even they he has to say "cheers" before taking a swip of some medicine.
You go out onto your front porch and unscrew the light fixture. You look at the bottom of the glass and see all of the rotting insect fragments. You get a good whiff. You pour it into your mouth. You feel the texture on your tongue. It is dry, crunchy, and somewhat fuzzy. You regret every decision you have ever made.
"Are you sure? I don't want you to be sick." most unexpected line from Dan, lol. Also, to offset some of people who always whine: Dan is a great foil to Ashens, and I like when he's in the videos. The complaints people make about him are just bizarre.
The complaints about him are the same you could say about Stuart. Stu eats simple microwavable burgers and acts like they taste like a week old hotdog that he found on the ground. Dan acts like everything he eats is literal vomit.
To be fair, microwave burgers are only supposed to be eaten by people who have absolutely no other choice other than death, and extremely drunk people who didn't get to the kebab shop before it shut. And those are the expensive ones. Ashens tends to review the extra cheap and nasty ones that Iceland sells, that no man should eat except at gunpoint.
I once participated in a small fear factor that was held in a facility as a graduation party by my high school. Me and 1 or 2 girls and a few guys participated(two of the guys were foot ball players). First we had to past a easy round of eating raw veggies. Next we had to do a team game of holding a donkey tong in our mouth while going around cones(it was awkward). Then we had to do another team game of one person at one end of a line of cones while the other (with just their mouth) scoops a spoon full of live grasshoppers in honey and goes around the cones and feeds the other person, then switch places and repeat. Next we had to draw a card from a deck randomly, was handed a bowl of lucky charms and what ever the number was on the card was how many alive earth worms you had to put in the cereal and eat. The two food ball guys didn't even try and quit, and I ate it as fast as I could. Everything was rather pleasant until the worms....I almost threw up. finally it was me and my partner against each other. The announcer brought out a plastic wine cup and inside was.......two alive Australian cockroaches. He told us to come to get to know the roaches and I immediately did so while my rival just stood there in horror. I petted it and the announcer was amazed and said, "Everyone, she is petting the cockroach!" After a few minutes of the speaker talking I asked when we start, he said whenever. I grabbed it and tried to hold it still, you won't believe how strong their legs are until you try holding one still. My rival hesitated for 20 seconds or so and tried to grab it but freaked and dropped it on the audience. People freaked of course, and I saw this as a opportunity to get ahead and quickly got a idea...fold it in half so the legs won't claw my tongue or walk around. I ate it as fast as I could.....do NOT eat it.....it was mushy like pudding with grit and crunchy shells. The guts was sooooo ronchy and gross I gagged and was really close to throwing up. luckily I finished and two classmates came to me with cups of water to rinse. The announcer announced that I was the first girl he's seen win; and unknown to me, I won $50! I was just competing for the expedience XD! I had always been unpopular and had no friends (or maybe a couple at most) my whole life and had bad to abusive teachers. However, in that final two hours or so during and after the fear factor, I became more popular and had people all around me praising me, congratulating me, and just simply noticing me, talking to me and smiling with genuine friendliness. I wish I was still in school I miss my classmates and teachers and even the work. Now i'm 20, no friends, no job (currently because my scoliosis hurts too much), live at my mom's with my step-dad and 4 year old half brother, helping around the house with chores and money because they don't have jobs because of their health problems and will soon have my grandparents move in as well because they no longer can take care of them self's and I will help them. I'm not sure what my future has in store for me but...watching this video reminds me of that fear factor day and all the good times; for that, I thank you for all the videos you post that make me laugh and make me forget all my troubles Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ! Thank you to anyone who has sticked through till the end of my long ramble｡(*^▽^*)ゞ !
Andrea Stephens Thank you so much(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)!! I hope YOU have a bright future too! When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses. ｡^‿^｡
Here in Mexico, we have a dish called "Chapulines" that are form of grasshoppers but those are very tiny. Chapulines are cooked fried, served with salt and lemon...they taste delicious, and those insects you're showing do not even looked cooked...or boiled as Stuart says. They look like they were killed and just packaged, glad you didn't got poisoned or something.
So apparently people don't like Dan, it's fair enough to criticise the video and his role in the video but some people really seem to hate him and want rid of him and expect Ashens to bend over and comply to these whims. If I were Ashens and people were demanding that I got rid of one of my close friends I'd keep putting him in videos just to piss people off.
I don't mind dan in these regular videos, but I'm still pissed off that they went and cast him as Chef Excellence. He can act even less than Ashens and he doesn't even fucking match the character in one damn fucking bit.
ThePatryk72 I was being facetious towards the end there but I still stand by my point, people need to remove the sticks that are lodged in their anal cavities.
Am I the only one that wants to see one of these videos being filmed, like from a 3rd person perspective? Are these 2 men kneeling in front of a sofa, eating off it with a camera between them?
"Stew and Dan eat some nice strawberries with bugs inside, and give them out to school children, and Stew spends the rest of his life in prison" MAKE IT SO.
I had crickets once. They were teriyaki, supposedly. And ideally they were dried. However when I bit into the head there was a vague... Wetness. That was my first and last insect I ate.
I expected Ashens to rotate the strawberries and reveal that half of it was rotten and infested with maggots. Then I remembered that this was not a movie.
Bizarre foods? here in Mexico we can find Chapulines (grasshoppers) at the local market, the grasshopper is one of the most common insects of mexican cuisine, they are very tasty because they are toasted, and sometimes toasted with chili, although i have to say, those bugs of the video don't look that good.
***** I was making fun of the Scott food "Haggis" (which last time I checked was part of the UK? lemme check.. Yep, still on the union jack!) Which apparently greatly offended this moron?
@@spongebot64 The slightly out of date angel cake gives you 100 Ashen-points. However, the fact you drank tea deducts you -50 points, on a scale of numbers not known to humans. As Ashens are a strict coffee man, very odd for a british
It's funny how people have no problems what so ever with eating something like shrimps. Have you ever looked at a shrimp? It's basically just a really large insect - but because it lives underwater, there's no problem eating it.
We eat shrimp because they don't look as disgusting , also in betting they live in cleaner habitats ???? Not sure though , my point is they look better
When it's late at night and I'm getting a bit hungry but I know I shouldn't eat a snack so late, I just start watching one of Ashens food Specials and I don't need to snack anymore. Thanks Ashens, you helping me eat better :)
I really like Dan. He seems like such a nice guy. It's sad that not everyone likes him. I hope Ashens keep inviting him back. Also I realised that I've been watching Ashens' videos for 9 years. I remember watching the guitar fever video when it first came out
Ashens can eat military rations OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF (about 40 years old) and be just fine during it, but a salty insect is the straw that breaks the camels back
Given them out to schoolchildren? The school next to where I live won a UK school food award because of the diversity of food they gave the kids - including prepared insects! They dared each other to eat them, and all of them ended up liking them. It's awesome.
The viewers are technically, in a way, paying. We watch ads which give him income. That's the main reason why he does these videos. If people don't like Dan, then that will decrease ad revenue as they won't want to watch the videos with Dan in. I personally don't want Dan in Ashens videos, as it's just boring, he's a boring guy, it isn't the same with Dan in. I'm sure he's a great guy as a friend, but I don't like him in the videos. Just my personal opinion.
Wtf is with all the overly possessive egotistical comments in chat? Ashens does solo reviews almost every week. Dan is a fresh take on reviewing and is probably much more more enjoyable for Stewart too. You fools are acting like he should only do what you want, you don't own Ashens, let the man does what he damn well pleases
made the biggest mistake of my life opened a bag of crisps/potato chips started munching then watched this video without reading the title. Now excuse me while I throw up.
Well you crunch on a bag of crisps with head phones on while these guys are eating. See how it turns out for you. I could hear these guys crunching on the grasshoppers, all while I could hear in my mouth the crunching of my crisps XD
the strawberry is not the only fruit with seeds on the outside Pine berries do too, the salted insects looked like the contents of the local chipshops insect killer.
Look, I love Dan as much as the next guy, but it would be nice to go back to basics every once in a while with Stu just eating stuff on his own with out Dan been in my ear. I don't hate him, it's just that Dan has been in every food one Stu has done for quite sometime.
So? If you don't hate him, what's the problem? I don't get this weird urge people get for everything to stay the same, always and forever. It's a peculiar thing I only ever run into on the internet.
People don't really seem to get that it's okay to dislike Dan. It's called having an oppinion :P I agree with you actually. I miss the "just Ashens" videos.
Why? No, seriously, what is it behind this bizarre mentality? He's done plenty of videos that are just him...the last being just 5 days ago. You miss something that is by no means a rare occurrence? You have no problem with Dan, but think he detracts from the videos "a lot"? What's with people and this bizarre distaste for things being different?
Paul Dennett I think it's more that Dan grates on some people. I actually enjoy his presence more often than not, but every now and then he even irritates me. I forget which video it was, though I believe it was the "stupidly long crap food special", where he got a little holier-than-thou about being a dietary health nut, and I just faintly hoped he stubbed his toe or something in a fit of petty irritation. A little time in front of the camera seems to have him mellowing out a tad, though.
Paul Dennett What's with your bizarre whiteknighting of someone you don't even know? Is it that you don't understand taste and preference and you assume that the sole reason he is disliked is that he's new to the videos? Here, let me help you along with an easy to comprehend example so that you never post this kind of nonsense again. Imagine you are watching Blackadder. Now imagine that for some reason they randomly introduce an unfunny man, let's say David Cameron, who takes up part of the episode, cutting Rowan Atkinson's dialogue by half. The series is still watchable because the rest of the writing is good, but it is not as good as it was before the needless addition of this man. Are you going to attribute this to a "distaste for things being different"? Of course not, that'd be bloody idiotic.
There are actually farms for buggs, they are harvested and then distributed for the intended purpose. (I think china had the same thing with sharks, where they would breed and farm them for their fins and things).
the remains of cheap broken toys, the sugery mess of cheap nasty rot your teeth as well as your mind sweets, small not lego but you think they are lego parts, stickers for not lego, odd bits of halloween failure, and odd bits of christmas with a hint of burnt toy
That first one actually wasn't a maggot, it was a chrysalis, aka cocoon. Also silica gel isn't poisonous, it's essentially just sand, but it can give you an upset stomach if you ate a lot of it though.
I think if I tried to sum up why people prefer videos of just Stuart, it wouldn't be that we dislike Dan. He comes across as a great guy. I think there's more of a connection when it's just Stu. Like he's talking to us, interacting with us. When Dan is there, they are interacting together and we are just watching (or hearing) them go on about their business with each other.
Stuart! Dan! A UA-cam video has never made me shudder and feel weird before so congratulations. You've broken new ground. Insects are one of a few things I'm squeamish about. Tuning in was a daft idea :)
They are so much worse completely plain and unsalted - trust me. Almost nutty. Almost. An accurate description of the flavour would be a pub carpet that had mud on it and at some point had some KP dry roasted peanuts spilled onto it. Not recommended.
I love how you can palp the genuine desperation and shock in Dan's voice as Stuart suddenly drops the hammer on him. 'we're gonna have insects for today, screw you'
They are not endangered. (If you actually check instead of listen to hearsay, they are listed as "Data Deficient." It is very difficult to actually do a population count, but there are still billions of them.) There is concern regarding honey bees due to colony collapse disorder and a parasite in the 90s that MIGHT lead to population issues in the future, but that has not actually happened as yet. You are probably basing that on a few bee species in Hawaii that were listed as endangered. Though those ARE endangered, they are native only to Hawaii, and they are not honey bees. They are a different subspecies of bee. Eating bee larvae IS weird, though.
No body likes Dan? Oh wait, a lot of people like Dan. Ashens, put Dan in alll the videos and have 90% of your videos featuring Dan. Even have Dan eating his breakfast
I think these videos would be even better if we could see their reactions. Also, now we know why the bee population is falling. The Japanese are putting them in cans.
Blame us, the Chinese too. Both the Japanese and the Chinese are fucked up. Now I feel disappointed to have Chinese ancestors.. why grandpa and grandma?
"Oh shit its wings have fallen off" is something I hope I never have to say about the food which is about to enter my mouth.
He sounded so disappointed, too, like he was wanting to eat them! Lol! 😂
Good save, rofl
+Brindo Leetu - If your chicken wings fall off WHILE you're eating it there might be a problem.
Up the boro
+merlinsdog yeah you will be coming up to the championship from league one in a few seasons...you're back where you belong :)
At about the 10 minute mark I stopped to realize I was sitting in my home office at 12:30am watching 2 men eat bugs off a plate on the internet. I need to take a hard look at my life.
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It happens to us all, now get back to Smash Bros!
I can honestly say I never thought I'd see the day where Dan is eating something with few problems and Stuart has taken his place gagging offscreen. Incredible.
+Crystal The Luxio And it's fucking bugs of all things.
Damn those strawberries looked beautiful. They where the most perfect strawberries I have ever seen.
I don't even like strawberries and felt like hitting ashens for wasting them
"I got the best straberrie$" -trump
I what to know where he got them. Strawberries here in America are always shit.
+Javan Clarke what's ur profile picture lmao XD
Jntterminx it's a troll face
So the legends were true.
A British man might be on the brink of death after drinking poison, but even they he has to say "cheers" before taking a swip of some medicine.
"Stu and Dan Eat Some Nice Strawberries" -- Add this to Ashens Extra to see how it goes.
*Dan* : Gags
I'd watch the shit out of that
A video of Dan and Stu having a normal conversation with strawberries would be a great podcast-y video.
I wonder if there's a Chinese UA-cam channel where two blokes dare each other to eat Cadbury's Creme Eggs?
I would love to see it.
No
creme eggs are foul, the only bugs iv'e had are crickets and i'd way rather have those
Northumbria Bushcraft Creme Eggs are the best
TabiEats
"never had a reaction like that before"
ashens, i happen to remember the century egg.
A decade's passed, jesus balls.
@@Fuck_handles The Internet never forgets U_U
I think that quite a lot of people would watch a video titled "Dan and Stuart eating delicious stawberries"
Hell yea
maRomar0 Dan would probably puke eating that as well 😂
That should have been the original title, to trick people in.
It would be different.
maRomar0 Then a giant fucking centipede pops out.
You go out onto your front porch and unscrew the light fixture. You look at the bottom of the glass and see all of the rotting insect fragments. You get a good whiff. You pour it into your mouth. You feel the texture on your tongue. It is dry, crunchy, and somewhat fuzzy. You regret every decision you have ever made.
Except that most recent one, of course. Mmm, that crunchiness.
Personally, if I did that. I would just pull the whole fixture out of the wall, throw it on the ground and light it on fire.
and one of the lizard people, that is controlling the worlds governments, behind the scenes.
Dr Shaym strange seeing you here...
What are you doing here? White privledged male
Ingredients: Assorted Bugs, Salt
I can make that product from my backyard!, only in plastic.
Those would probably taste better without salt.
@@Heliophanus those bugs would have my lizard going nuts...
"Are you sure? I don't want you to be sick." most unexpected line from Dan, lol. Also, to offset some of people who always whine: Dan is a great foil to Ashens, and I like when he's in the videos. The complaints people make about him are just bizarre.
The complaints about him are the same you could say about Stuart. Stu eats simple microwavable burgers and acts like they taste like a week old hotdog that he found on the ground. Dan acts like everything he eats is literal vomit.
To be fair, microwave burgers are only supposed to be eaten by people who have absolutely no other choice other than death, and extremely drunk people who didn't get to the kebab shop before it shut.
And those are the expensive ones. Ashens tends to review the extra cheap and nasty ones that Iceland sells, that no man should eat except at gunpoint.
Oh God, the crunching noises.
*asmr intensifies*
Holy crap... A Dr Shaym comment! One the pre dates Possom reviews....wow that's a nice little Easter egg.
Who else thought the strawberries would have had insects in them or something?
The insects were in tins and airtight packaging. The strawberries were merely a diversion.
Steelman985, yes my good sir, we can clearly see that
ME!
i did
same
I once participated in a small fear factor that was held in a facility as a graduation party by my high school. Me and 1 or 2 girls and a few guys participated(two of the guys were foot ball players). First we had to past a easy round of eating raw veggies. Next we had to do a team game of holding a donkey tong in our mouth while going around cones(it was awkward). Then we had to do another team game of one person at one end of a line of cones while the other (with just their mouth) scoops a spoon full of live grasshoppers in honey and goes around the cones and feeds the other person, then switch places and repeat. Next we had to draw a card from a deck randomly, was handed a bowl of lucky charms and what ever the number was on the card was how many alive earth worms you had to put in the cereal and eat. The two food ball guys didn't even try and quit, and I ate it as fast as I could. Everything was rather pleasant until the worms....I almost threw up. finally it was me and my partner against each other. The announcer brought out a plastic wine cup and inside was.......two alive Australian cockroaches. He told us to come to get to know the roaches and I immediately did so while my rival just stood there in horror. I petted it and the announcer was amazed and said, "Everyone, she is petting the cockroach!" After a few minutes of the speaker talking I asked when we start, he said whenever. I grabbed it and tried to hold it still, you won't believe how strong their legs are until you try holding one still. My rival hesitated for 20 seconds or so and tried to grab it but freaked and dropped it on the audience. People freaked of course, and I saw this as a opportunity to get ahead and quickly got a idea...fold it in half so the legs won't claw my tongue or walk around. I ate it as fast as I could.....do NOT eat it.....it was mushy like pudding with grit and crunchy shells. The guts was sooooo ronchy and gross I gagged and was really close to throwing up. luckily I finished and two classmates came to me with cups of water to rinse. The announcer announced that I was the first girl he's seen win; and unknown to me, I won $50! I was just competing for the expedience XD! I had always been unpopular and had no friends (or maybe a couple at most) my whole life and had bad to abusive teachers. However, in that final two hours or so during and after the fear factor, I became more popular and had people all around me praising me, congratulating me, and just simply noticing me, talking to me and smiling with genuine friendliness. I wish I was still in school I miss my classmates and teachers and even the work. Now i'm 20, no friends, no job (currently because my scoliosis hurts too much), live at my mom's with my step-dad and 4 year old half brother, helping around the house with chores and money because they don't have jobs because of their health problems and will soon have my grandparents move in as well because they no longer can take care of them self's and I will help them. I'm not sure what my future has in store for me but...watching this video reminds me of that fear factor day and all the good times; for that, I thank you for all the videos you post that make me laugh and make me forget all my troubles Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ! Thank you to anyone who has sticked through till the end of my long ramble｡(*^▽^*)ゞ !
Dude, that's depressing ._. I hope you'll have a bright future ahead of you!
Andrea Stephens Thank you so much(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)!! I hope YOU have a bright future too! When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses. ｡^‿^｡
+timtrainage if that's tldr, you don't have a bright future
You sound cool *high five*
Poor cockroach...
I always get hungry and munch on snacks during these food specials.
+Just A Gamer Just because you're too sensetive to eat snacks while watching these videos doesn't mean others are.
Same, especially since I usually watch these after a few beers.
i am eating doritos right now
I usually eat chocolate.
dude same
This makes chicken in the can look like a 5star dinner
Nah, that chicken was truly the stuff of nightmares.
it really doesn't
The can is fucking RAAAAWW!!
Its so sad but so true
fenrirdies Damn you must have some weird looking deformed nuts XD
Thumbs up if Ashens eating strawberries would totally bring in the viewers.
no.
Nope
+DarthRushy please do ashen strawberry special
Beach Ball I would, but I can't possess Ashen's body.
And if you did, you would be forced behind a brown couch opening loot crates and eating canned octopi.
Why is everyone hating Dan? I liked him and I wouldn't mind seeing him in more food specials
Dan is wonderful.
Here in Mexico, we have a dish called "Chapulines" that are form of grasshoppers but those are very tiny.
Chapulines are cooked fried, served with salt and lemon...they taste delicious, and those insects you're showing do not even looked cooked...or boiled as Stuart says. They look like they were killed and just packaged, glad you didn't got poisoned or something.
Now I want to try that.
Anytime dude! Mexico will receive you with open arms!
+TheAceSpaceman Me likey Mexico;)
+Jairo Alvarado You say that like it's a bad thing
+TheAceSpaceman does sir eat mexian jumping beans?
Yay! I sent in the mixed bugs. It's the first thing I've sent in that got reviewed.
I bet you must be very proud of yourself, you cheeky young man.
...Oh hell, I'd be, too. Props to you XD
Lenneroid nice one mate
@Sam Williams says the guy watching the video.
So apparently people don't like Dan, it's fair enough to criticise the video and his role in the video but some people really seem to hate him and want rid of him and expect Ashens to bend over and comply to these whims. If I were Ashens and people were demanding that I got rid of one of my close friends I'd keep putting him in videos just to piss people off.
Good way to loose your job and your fanbase.
ThePatryk72 He'll be better off those whiny bitches, who arent his true fans in a first place.
Evilgoodone
I agree with you 100%
In honor of that sentiment, I motion that we rename this channel "Ashens and Dan BFF-Butt-Party-4Life"
I don't mind dan in these regular videos, but I'm still pissed off that they went and cast him as Chef Excellence. He can act even less than Ashens and he doesn't even fucking match the character in one damn fucking bit.
ThePatryk72 I was being facetious towards the end there but I still stand by my point, people need to remove the sticks that are lodged in their anal cavities.
I like Dan. I don't know why you all are whinging.
I like Dan too but maybe its because I've been a fan sense before there first 10 reviews in 10 minutes.
***** Can't appree-she-8 your spelling. Burn.
Whine-Winging?
This video turned him into a vegan
If they passionately fed each other the strawberries this video would get two million views. I would also vomit uncontrollably due to witnessing that.
What about passionately feeding each other grasshoppers?
Rich......whatchu be watchin yo?
Holy shit Rich you watch this channel also?
Whaaat?! Rich is here everbody
***** ......dem visuals...
Am I the only one that wants to see one of these videos being filmed, like from a 3rd person perspective?
Are these 2 men kneeling in front of a sofa, eating off it with a camera between them?
Yes. Of course. As one does.
I love how he teases Dan and wasted strawberries for that :3
Yea, it made me laugh too.
***** but.. the three second rule... they're infected with germs!
Viikond still germs :P
Daenerys Targaryen The "Ashens Sofa (C)" has a special coating of "FUCKOFFALLDIRTYTHINGS" where no germs can come into contact with anything on there!
They eat the strawberries after the bees
"Stew and Dan eat some nice strawberries with bugs inside, and give them out to school children, and Stew spends the rest of his life in prison"
MAKE IT SO.
Everybody hating on Dan, I like him.
Danlovers unite
YEAAH, I I liked both of your comments so that they still end with 12. WOOOO.
(I don't know why this matters, but I agree with you both, kek.)
I had crickets once. They were teriyaki, supposedly. And ideally they were dried. However when I bit into the head there was a vague... Wetness.
That was my first and last insect I ate.
Hope they were free range insects.
I expected Ashens to rotate the strawberries and reveal that half of it was rotten and infested with maggots. Then I remembered that this was not a movie.
Dan is awesome and his voice is also really soothing :) really enjoy videos he's in ^_^ you guys are a great combo!
"eric the asshopper" is now on number 1 on audible.com
You will own nothing, and you will be happy
When i saw the strawberries i thought about red dwarf...with the triplicated strawberry. one with maggots in it.
Angels and demons
Come on Stuart! Gobble up those bastard insects, there are children in Africa that eat shoes!
WHY EAT SHOE WHEN CAN HUNT INCESTS URN ODDER BLERKS FER FUD?- The response everyone excpected.
King of Midgard "when can hunt incests" - King of Midgard, 2014
Sage Water Dragon Incest is quite nice.
Shoes are great eats
Wasn't the date on that tin 2004??
Unless Japan does it by year first.
Bizarre foods? here in Mexico we can find Chapulines (grasshoppers) at the local market, the grasshopper is one of the most common insects of mexican cuisine, they are very tasty because they are toasted, and sometimes toasted with chili, although i have to say, those bugs of the video don't look that good.
In the UK, eating insects is fucking weird. They just stick to stuffed sheep intestines.
Pycasne Eesost You have clearly never been to the UK nor have any knowledge about it.
Daniel Hicks Do you know what a sausage is?
***** I was making fun of the Scott food "Haggis" (which last time I checked was part of the UK? lemme check.. Yep, still on the union jack!)
Which apparently greatly offended this moron?
Daniel Hicks
I believe he's actually refering to Black pudding made with pork blood and oatmeal...it also tastes bloody lovely.
Hakuna Matata.
Ain't no worrieeeeeees
+Ethan Fuller it means no worries for the rest of your days!
+Nick Kefaloukos lol
Slimy, yet satisfying.
+DeanMetalAngel666 kek
This video is bugging me.
Fuck my life.
Itsu0 oh no
Well why don't you buzz off?
FirstaidGames good one
Itsu0 Fuck off. Just buzzing out of the bug theme.
What's with all the hate on Dan? I think he's great...
I don't usually watch stuff from four years ago, but Ashens stays strangely relevant and is timeless.
yes.. been waiting for a food special, food vids are just the best!!
Yh there awesome
I've come prepared with a cup of tea and some slightly out-of-date angel cake!
@@spongebot64 The slightly out of date angel cake gives you 100 Ashen-points. However, the fact you drank tea deducts you -50 points, on a scale of numbers not known to humans. As Ashens are a strict coffee man, very odd for a british
It's funny how people have no problems what so ever with eating something like shrimps. Have you ever looked at a shrimp? It's basically just a really large insect - but because it lives underwater, there's no problem eating it.
Imo shrimp look disgusting that and prawns
shrimp and prawns are the same thing
Well, usually it's prepared so it looks better and stuff plus fish and bug is very different
But people don't eat their guts.
We eat shrimp because they don't look as disgusting , also in betting they live in cleaner habitats ???? Not sure though , my point is they look better
"Oh bit of meat BIT OF MEAT" is still one of my favourite Ashens quotes
I legitimately don't understand what people don't like about Dan. I think he's great. Hi five for Dan.
When it's late at night and I'm getting a bit hungry but I know I shouldn't eat a snack so late, I just start watching one of Ashens food Specials and I don't need to snack anymore. Thanks Ashens, you helping me eat better :)
I really like Dan. He seems like such a nice guy. It's sad that not everyone likes him. I hope Ashens keep inviting him back. Also I realised that I've been watching Ashens' videos for 9 years. I remember watching the guitar fever video when it first came out
Ashens can eat military rations OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF (about 40 years old) and be just fine during it, but a salty insect is the straw that breaks the camels back
Given them out to schoolchildren? The school next to where I live won a UK school food award because of the diversity of food they gave the kids - including prepared insects! They dared each other to eat them, and all of them ended up liking them. It's awesome.
I also thought they would be hidden in the strawberries
"oh god stu, whats this in the middle"
so did i
Zcahary Khan def tu speling and puncuaton
Whats with the hate for dan . he is ashens mate and it is ashens show for which you dont pay shit . let him make what he wants
BIG BOSSS.
Also, I agree.
The viewers are technically, in a way, paying. We watch ads which give him income. That's the main reason why he does these videos. If people don't like Dan, then that will decrease ad revenue as they won't want to watch the videos with Dan in. I personally don't want Dan in Ashens videos, as it's just boring, he's a boring guy, it isn't the same with Dan in. I'm sure he's a great guy as a friend, but I don't like him in the videos. Just my personal opinion.
***** *tips hat*
yeah, how dare other people have a different opinion? you must be very young
I like having Dan in the videos, it provides conversation rather than just one man talking to himself.
"there is a reason humans do not generally eat insects"
Every time you say this an evolutionary biologist cries, ashen
"is that the grasshoppers arse?" no it's an garsehopper
I'd watch Ashens and Dan eat nice strawberry's, but only if they're covered in whip-cream... Ashens and Dan, not the strawberry's.
Wtf is with all the overly possessive egotistical comments in chat? Ashens does solo reviews almost every week. Dan is a fresh take on reviewing and is probably much more more enjoyable for Stewart too. You fools are acting like he should only do what you want, you don't own Ashens, let the man does what he damn well pleases
*Sees new Ashens video* "Oooooh wow, something funny to watch while I eat my dinner" *Sees title* ... "I'll watch this one later"
YOU VILL EET ZE BUGZ
YOU VILL LIV IN ZE POD
YOU VILL OWN NOTHING
AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
Dear Dan,
Dont bother reading the comments, it gave me aids.
Sincerely,
Aids sufferer
Dan sucks. Its like its not ashens anymore its a idiot grumps
Dan read the comments and his kidney failed :D
666Shinedown You are Illuminati confirmed. Because 666
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Well....aren't you a delight
***** lol 2014 called,they want their dank jokes back
I think Ashens likes making Dan suffer
we all have our kinks
made the biggest mistake of my life opened a bag of crisps/potato chips started munching then watched this video without reading the title.
Now excuse me while I throw up.
Well you crunch on a bag of crisps with head phones on while these guys are eating.
See how it turns out for you.
I could hear these guys crunching on the grasshoppers, all while I could hear in my mouth the crunching of my crisps XD
I would suggest you make your way to your nearest Surgery and request that your stomach be pumped.
xD
I am just done with the slowest eating of a toast with cheese. At one point through the video I did check under the slice..
You sound manly
I'm eating dinner right now and I'm only halfway through the video.
So I'm an ass-hopper now.
Amazing.
the strawberry is not the only fruit with seeds on the outside Pine berries do too, the salted insects looked like the contents of the local chipshops insect killer.
I honestly thought when they opened the bees they started moving ad that freaked me out
Look, I love Dan as much as the next guy, but it would be nice to go back to basics every once in a while with Stu just eating stuff on his own with out Dan been in my ear. I don't hate him, it's just that Dan has been in every food one Stu has done for quite sometime.
So? If you don't hate him, what's the problem? I don't get this weird urge people get for everything to stay the same, always and forever. It's a peculiar thing I only ever run into on the internet.
Oh look at the upvotes.... Thats above 95% positive isn't it?
Yep Dan thankfully isn't going anywhere. Better get used to it sweetie.
People don't really seem to get that it's okay to dislike Dan. It's called having an oppinion :P I agree with you actually. I miss the "just Ashens" videos.
His Gameboy videos he's doing right now are literally about as back to basics as you can get.
What next guy? Nobody likes Dan XD
I miss the videos of just Ashens, I have no problem with Dan, but I enjoy the videos a lot more when it's just Ashens.
Why? No, seriously, what is it behind this bizarre mentality? He's done plenty of videos that are just him...the last being just 5 days ago. You miss something that is by no means a rare occurrence? You have no problem with Dan, but think he detracts from the videos "a lot"? What's with people and this bizarre distaste for things being different?
Paul Dennett I think it's more that Dan grates on some people. I actually enjoy his presence more often than not, but every now and then he even irritates me. I forget which video it was, though I believe it was the "stupidly long crap food special", where he got a little holier-than-thou about being a dietary health nut, and I just faintly hoped he stubbed his toe or something in a fit of petty irritation. A little time in front of the camera seems to have him mellowing out a tad, though.
I have a proble m with Dan have you seen his videos!??! there a fucking nightmare.
Paul Dennett What's with your bizarre whiteknighting of someone you don't even know? Is it that you don't understand taste and preference and you assume that the sole reason he is disliked is that he's new to the videos? Here, let me help you along with an easy to comprehend example so that you never post this kind of nonsense again. Imagine you are watching Blackadder. Now imagine that for some reason they randomly introduce an unfunny man, let's say David Cameron, who takes up part of the episode, cutting Rowan Atkinson's dialogue by half. The series is still watchable because the rest of the writing is good, but it is not as good as it was before the needless addition of this man. Are you going to attribute this to a "distaste for things being different"? Of course not, that'd be bloody idiotic.
Paul Dennett because that guy is lame, unfunny and boring. Got your answer now?
Oh, ugh!! Crikey, this is what my pet spider eats!
v Stryder x My favorite part of this is that you have a picture of your pet spider right there in your icon
I love it when dan is in these videos
5 year anniversary
"...I don't wanna eat these Stuart." I don't know why that's what make me burst out laughing XD
Dan is awesome
Where did they get the bugs? It looks like something they swept up from under a refrigerator.
They're nicely packaged, meaning someone else did the sweeping up.
There are actually farms for buggs, they are harvested and then distributed for the intended purpose. (I think china had the same thing with sharks, where they would breed and farm them for their fins and things).
Personally delivered by Bear Grylls to Ashens house.
***** It's a tough life living at McDonald's.
What crap falls in the cracks of your Sofa?
***** batman?
geometric shaped cat
Brown
A mixture of cocaine, water and bicarbonate of soda, heated up to cause large "crystals" of crack cocaine to form. That's my guess at least.
the remains of cheap broken toys, the sugery mess of cheap nasty rot your teeth as well as your mind sweets, small not lego but you think they are lego parts, stickers for not lego,
odd bits of halloween failure, and odd bits of christmas with a hint of burnt toy
That first one actually wasn't a maggot, it was a chrysalis, aka cocoon. Also silica gel isn't poisonous, it's essentially just sand, but it can give you an upset stomach if you ate a lot of it though.
Dan is a trooper!! Hats off to you mate!!
Why do I always end up watching Ashens eat weird stuff when I am having dinner.
Owell, dont want it to get cold.
I think if I tried to sum up why people prefer videos of just Stuart, it wouldn't be that we dislike Dan. He comes across as a great guy. I think there's more of a connection when it's just Stu. Like he's talking to us, interacting with us. When Dan is there, they are interacting together and we are just watching (or hearing) them go on about their business with each other.
Call me boring, but I'd prefer to eat the nice strawberries.
Controversial choice, my friend.
If you insist...;)
TheToasterRabbit
It'll be in the next presidential debates.
I think everyone here prefer to eat insects instead of strawberries man.
All right, I'll call you boring. But only if you come on a camping holiday with me.
Stuart! Dan! A UA-cam video has never made me shudder and feel weird before so congratulations. You've broken new ground.
Insects are one of a few things I'm squeamish about. Tuning in was a daft idea :)
This looks like the sort of food Timon and Pumbaa would love to eat.
They are so much worse completely plain and unsalted - trust me. Almost nutty. Almost. An accurate description of the flavour would be a pub carpet that had mud on it and at some point had some KP dry roasted peanuts spilled onto it.
Not recommended.
I would watch you and Dan eat nice strawberries (If you know what I mean)
is there suddenly a euphemism for "strawberries" now?
No exceptions
say no more, say no more :D
wink wink, nudge nudge
I would too. XD
The intermission screens make me laugh every time
I love how you can palp the genuine desperation and shock in Dan's voice as Stuart suddenly drops the hammer on him. 'we're gonna have insects for today, screw you'
Your username is a work of art, as a dropout art school student who couldn't draw a circle to save my life I highly approve of this!
Is this video Bear Grylls approved?
As long as they drink their own piss in the middle of the Sahara desert I think they'll get a good rating from him.
As long as they drink their own piss in the middle of the Sahara desert I think they'll get a good rating from him.
+Myles Walton he didn't gulp it down. He jyst hydrated his mouth with piss. Piss is sterile but I surely dont want to try my own internal juices.
@@cruxmind it's actually not sterile, that has been debunked.
Salty and crispy on the way down, more wet and vinegary on the way straight back up again.
Why Ashens looks like Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead?
Actually I was convinced for ages that Ashens acted in that film.
THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM
Lassi Kinnunen the truth
He doesn't
I literally lost it when he said “there’s a reason for that.” Also, honey bees are endangered...and here comes japan saying “let’s eat the babies!!”
They are not endangered. (If you actually check instead of listen to hearsay, they are listed as "Data Deficient." It is very difficult to actually do a population count, but there are still billions of them.) There is concern regarding honey bees due to colony collapse disorder and a parasite in the 90s that MIGHT lead to population issues in the future, but that has not actually happened as yet.
You are probably basing that on a few bee species in Hawaii that were listed as endangered. Though those ARE endangered, they are native only to Hawaii, and they are not honey bees. They are a different subspecies of bee.
Eating bee larvae IS weird, though.
i was expecting a red dwarf reference in the intro with the strawberries
Keep Dan. He's cool, and it pisses all these people below off, which is hilarious
"I'm going to put the whole thing in my mouth" - Ashens 2014
That is also what she said.
@@SuperFinGuy that's what I said
This is THE FUTURE. We need to do this more. It's better for the environment and the economy.
Eat bugs, not watch grown men eat bugs
***** pahahaha
***** **facepalm** because people are all they seem on UA-cam...
How?
MrCheekbutt Cow farms take up a lot of space and corn, and they put a a LOT of methane. An insect farm doesn't do any of this.
No body likes Dan? Oh wait, a lot of people like Dan. Ashens, put Dan in alll the videos and have 90% of your videos featuring Dan. Even have Dan eating his breakfast
Dan is awesome, he's "Chef Excellence" for real.
i don't even want to watch this one sorry you can't make me
I think these videos would be even better if we could see their reactions.
Also, now we know why the bee population is falling. The Japanese are putting them in cans.
First the dolphins, now the bees? What the fuck, Japan?
Battlemage Karn two bombs were not enough
Blame us, the Chinese too.
Both the Japanese and the Chinese are fucked up.
Now I feel disappointed to have Chinese ancestors.. why grandpa and grandma?
I want Stuart to mix all of these things up into a smoothie of doom and then drink it on camera.
anyone else notice that delicacies are almost always disgusting
Seeing only their hands making gestures as they talk reminds me of one of those old commercials.
Ashens is usually a lot more chipper during these food specials but bugs were simply too much for him to handle!