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  • @memetron3536
    @memetron3536  2 роки тому +1007

    Wow this blew up! Make sure to SUBSCRIBE or Dr. Phil will share your secrets!!!

    • @Okbinoutube
      @Okbinoutube 2 роки тому +7

      Pin your comment for more likes

    • @versy8815
      @versy8815 2 роки тому +4

      This was doshit and shouldn’t be a “curb your” video

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin 2 роки тому +7

      you'd probably have 1k right now if you didn't beg for subs on every video

    • @QuantCake247
      @QuantCake247 2 роки тому +2

      no

    • @masondickerson9466
      @masondickerson9466 2 роки тому +9

      As a budding therapist, I'd just like to point out that everything Dr. Phil does is like the antithesis of what actual healthful therapy should look like. It irks me to even call him a doctor to be honest, considering he's broken the Hippocratic oath more times than I can count. But he is still technically a doctor I guess, even though he hasn't renewed his license to practice psychology since 2006.
      P.S. I don't think anybody here thinks that Dr. Phil is a cool guy, but I just wanted to say that for the sake of anyone who thinks that reality tv in any way resembles reality.

  • @RPDthe3rd
    @RPDthe3rd 2 роки тому +13742

    “Do you have any secrets?”
    “Nope”
    “Are you sure?”
    “Ok, I’m a pornstar”

    • @AvianEdits
      @AvianEdits 2 роки тому +213

      porn star is a bit generous

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +15

      🤣

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 2 роки тому +121

      johnny sins

    • @muhammedballi6189
      @muhammedballi6189 2 роки тому +48

      Maybe he was the camera man or did he just...

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 2 роки тому +9

      you missed the part where he was rambling

  • @velovelo196
    @velovelo196 2 роки тому +9970

    Dr Phil: I won’t out your secret but I’ll out that you have one in public so you’re forced to say it 🤣

    • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777
      @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 2 роки тому +126

      He DID give the dude a choice tho, and the dude said "yeah I'll be open" but he still kept playing dumb.
      So Dr. Phil be like:
      "alright, I had enough of your sh*t"

    • @carlosvilches1147
      @carlosvilches1147 2 роки тому +88

      Which is really unprofessional by the way

    • @smok33y68
      @smok33y68 2 роки тому +148

      I don't understand Dr. Phil. He is a doctor and he's supposed to help people, right? Instead it's less helping and more making a fool of them on live television.

    • @ex_dimo
      @ex_dimo 2 роки тому +124

      I can't be the only one who doesn't like Dr. Phil right?

    • @smok33y68
      @smok33y68 2 роки тому +63

      @@ex_dimo His shows can be entertaining when he starts grilling people for their stupidity but those people came to you for help, not to be made fun of infront of millions of people.

  • @gordontheseal
    @gordontheseal 2 роки тому +6211

    “I did a few adult movies”
    That marriage: *adios*

    • @blinkybill2198
      @blinkybill2198 2 роки тому +149

      I dont know, the wife didn't look disappointed and I quote "wow". I bet she loves his skills in the bed room.

    • @citytrees1752
      @citytrees1752 2 роки тому +112

      Nah, she's a doormat and will forgive him.

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool 2 роки тому +30

      @@citytrees1752 probably since she did call herself an "enabler"

    • @Dremons7
      @Dremons7 2 роки тому +11

      Now she knows where he got his skills

    • @Re-Todd_Howard
      @Re-Todd_Howard 2 роки тому +47

      Why does she give a fuck what he used to do? I can’t imagine being so insecure that I’m upset about things my significant other did before I even knew them.

  • @reveluvv0
    @reveluvv0 2 роки тому +4844

    this was the longest 3 mins in my life

    • @corv6005
      @corv6005 2 роки тому +12

      fr

    • @worldscar6422
      @worldscar6422 2 роки тому +3

      @Joosy Jay Bro it’s a meme quit complaining.

    • @worldscar6422
      @worldscar6422 2 роки тому +9

      @Joosy Jay This is why memes die, because instead of enjoying the joke y’all constantly criticize it. 🤦‍♂️

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 2 роки тому +18

      It definitely could have been edited. Memes die from both boredom and overusing it to the point of nonsense by the way. Criticism does nothing wrong; it actually keeps them alive because those who don't criticize are the bored ones and don't say anything. They just leave.

    • @deviant647
      @deviant647 2 роки тому +1

      What the hell is that pfp

  • @lazarustheatv8389
    @lazarustheatv8389 2 роки тому +6793

    The only way to make certain a secret stays secret is to never tell anyone ever for any reason

    • @philiecheesesteak_1644
      @philiecheesesteak_1644 2 роки тому +464

      You know what they say, three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead

    • @FootPauler
      @FootPauler 2 роки тому +51

      The issue still though is if another person was present or took part in your “secret”. At some point they’ll probably tell someone else and it’s all downhill from there 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @markobaric8948
      @markobaric8948 2 роки тому +16

      @@philiecheesesteak_1644 nobody says that actually,you got that from irishman 😂

    • @philiecheesesteak_1644
      @philiecheesesteak_1644 2 роки тому +14

      @@markobaric8948 never watched the film, heard it was bad. However I am a movie man so I guess it’s on my list. The phrase I heard a few years back from my father, perhaps he saw it

    • @markobaric8948
      @markobaric8948 2 роки тому +2

      @@philiecheesesteak_1644 well let me tell you,if you really really love things from that mafia era than you’ll like the movie ,but if you’re not too much into it,movie itself won’t be something fun to watch,plus it’s 3h long soo…you decide

  • @Kumarrr9
    @Kumarrr9 2 роки тому +8574

    And now you know why his face looks familiar.

    • @erickaortiz4385
      @erickaortiz4385 2 роки тому +490

      He looks like every ugly guy in adult films because they are only made for male enjoyment.

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 2 роки тому +689

      he looks like he could be an antagonist in an alvin and the chipmunks

    • @marcusvergara6193
      @marcusvergara6193 2 роки тому +58

      @Souven Tudu 😂 true dat XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lesaloote
      @Lesaloote 2 роки тому +85

      Of course! He is Dr Phil

    • @marcusvergara6193
      @marcusvergara6193 2 роки тому +62

      @Souven Tudu 🤣😂 True dat
      It feels annoying, doesn’t it? That’s exactly how we feel when you rape my eyes with those disgusting emojis. Sussy Baka.

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 2 роки тому +4421

    I really wanted Dr Phil, to say "now wait a minute, no no that wasn't it..."

    • @boywatchingthemoon8269
      @boywatchingthemoon8269 2 роки тому +11

      👁️👄👁️🤚💅
      🕳️🚶

    • @taquito7526
      @taquito7526 2 роки тому +25

      Plot twist he is a serial killer

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear sai

    • @ptrekboxbreaks5198
      @ptrekboxbreaks5198 2 роки тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku shut up

    • @Caleb-mh9sd
      @Caleb-mh9sd 2 роки тому +3

      Dude that's hilarious

  • @chollettgarrett
    @chollettgarrett 2 роки тому +2222

    *Creed from the Office*
    “That’s where I know you from!”

    • @object764
      @object764 2 роки тому +28

      'Who's your porn guy?'

    • @jAYROCCS1x
      @jAYROCCS1x 2 роки тому +27

      “you were in the parking lot earlier”

    • @cafeine
      @cafeine 2 роки тому +1

      @@object764 gold! :P

    • @BetterYouNow
      @BetterYouNow 2 роки тому +1

      "I like the website, with his movies", Creed

    • @boop113
      @boop113 Місяць тому +1

      right place, at the right time

  • @Hoi4o
    @Hoi4o 2 роки тому +1064

    So instead of telling his wife he's done adult movies in private, he decided to tell her and the whole world. Sounds like he's advertising himself.

    • @mixuaquela123
      @mixuaquela123 2 роки тому +68

      Or sounds like this was staged.

    • @sachinumax9440
      @sachinumax9440 2 роки тому +20

      @@mixuaquela123 classic Dr.Phil move

    • @thomasmulhall4873
      @thomasmulhall4873 2 роки тому

      Narcissistic.

    • @boycottjews
      @boycottjews 2 роки тому +5

      Instead of telling her he use privately, he does a new one and tells her that on tv.
      Must be fake.

    • @dasmas644
      @dasmas644 2 роки тому +4

      Yes it's all for your entertainment.

  • @madan2241
    @madan2241 2 роки тому +4134

    Dr Phil is such a horrible person. I think he should tell his secret about what goes on in those ranches

    • @samuelrodriguez4374
      @samuelrodriguez4374 2 роки тому +139

      Boom Shakalaka

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 2 роки тому +30

      He’s awesome

    • @WCBProductions
      @WCBProductions 2 роки тому +238

      @@MandenTV I'm sorry child but from a psychiatric/psychological perspective very much not so.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 2 роки тому +113

      @@WCBProductions Calling people “child” on the internet speaks volumes about your I.Q.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 2 роки тому +7

      @M.U.W The First You don’t know what ignorant means and that speaks volumes about your I.Q.

  • @mattshaws142
    @mattshaws142 2 роки тому +2359

    Ah yes, i am now witnessing history being made what with youtube now recommending curb your memes and this one is only 300+ views. Whoever watches this, i welcome you to greatness.

    • @JKruger37
      @JKruger37 2 роки тому +3

      5.6k views on June 20, 2021

    • @smallpp23
      @smallpp23 2 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @Zio_xm
      @Zio_xm 2 роки тому +2

      6.5k views on June 21, 2021

    • @genericgamer2836
      @genericgamer2836 2 роки тому +2

      12.6k views on June 22, 2021

    • @VenezuelaNow
      @VenezuelaNow 2 роки тому

      What is crazy is I did a run watching Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon over 6 weeks ago and bang this past 24 hours I'm getting hit non stop with these Curb Memes

  • @JD-lt7uv
    @JD-lt7uv 2 роки тому +916

    Did “Dr. Phil” just violate doctor-patient confidentiality? 😂

    • @liu3chan
      @liu3chan 2 роки тому +171

      No because he is not a real doctor.

    • @johnathankwoodard3021
      @johnathankwoodard3021 2 роки тому +6

      @@liu3chan Yeah, because psychologists, nurses, PAs, NPs, etc are immune to HIPAA, can just spill the beans on their most embarassing patients at dinner parties with no consequences. lmao.

    • @allistorkirkland7101
      @allistorkirkland7101 2 роки тому +64

      Nope. He’s not Phil’s patient, he’s a guest on Phil’s tv show and came voluntarily knowing that information would come out.

    • @mookly1056
      @mookly1056 2 роки тому +34

      fake doctor fake confidentiality

    • @johnathankwoodard3021
      @johnathankwoodard3021 2 роки тому

      @@Yekiim Read it again.

  • @David-iu3ep
    @David-iu3ep 2 роки тому +678

    telling Dr. Phil's associates: "... please don't tell anyone this. It will end my career."
    Dr Phil on national television: "So you told my associates something that could end your career. What is that?"

  • @Deezhan
    @Deezhan 2 роки тому +876

    "I've done a *_few_* adult movies"
    I bet he saved his marriage with that word.

    • @nickypoundtown9568
      @nickypoundtown9568 2 роки тому +13

      With the amount of money in porn these days it probably could

    • @foryourlugsonly
      @foryourlugsonly 2 роки тому +7

      Either that or it opened up his marriage 🤣

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 2 роки тому

      @@nickypoundtown9568 Not really. Men don't get that much money. Women earn way more in porn.

    • @HavokBWR
      @HavokBWR 2 роки тому +7

      @@nickypoundtown9568 lol spoken like somebody who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about but thinks he does because of a few stats he's seen about the top 1% of only fans accounts. And no, it's not men that make the big money "acting in adult films".

    • @VengeanceCore
      @VengeanceCore Рік тому +4

      @@HavokBWR I was gona say lol. 99.999% of them make literally fuck all.

  • @seanriopel3132
    @seanriopel3132 2 роки тому +767

    I'm not gonna out your secrets.... But I'll keep bringing up the fact that *you're* being dishonest.

    • @leiivanjuarez5994
      @leiivanjuarez5994 2 роки тому +9

      well he didnt said the ACTUAL secret, but he said that he WAS being dishonest

    • @AzraelFPV
      @AzraelFPV 2 роки тому +13

      Shouldn't lie to people to begin with. You don't have rights to secrets from your wife. Especially when you are performing active deception

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 2 роки тому +5

      Why wouldn't he do that? LMAO. They're on a show to literally discuss this sort of thing. Dr. Phil respected his wishes to the point that he didn't mention what the secret was and left it up to the guy to be honest. If he really wanted it a secret, he shouldn't have said it to the producers and he shouldn't have gone on the show to begin with

    • @seanriopel3132
      @seanriopel3132 2 роки тому +1

      @@gutar5675 I understand the dynamic of a show like this. But Dr. Phil is phull of 💩.

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 2 роки тому +1

      @@seanriopel3132 Not saying he isn't, but you can't go on that show without knowing what you're getting into

  • @Celtic_Iron
    @Celtic_Iron 2 роки тому +563

    He's coked up to the balls from partying the night before.

    • @bobgait4054
      @bobgait4054 2 роки тому +28

      That’s not how coke works... he’s coked as fuck in that very moment it seems. Can’t stop moving his hands and he’s got that coke jaw

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 2 роки тому +31

      @@bobgait4054 yeah people think the effect last for hours but realistically the high last for about depending on how much of it you had maybe up to 1-2 hours after your last bumpski of the night. I just found it difficult to fall asleep sometimes because it induced some anexity, don't miss those days at all. Feeling like a zombie a few hours afterwards having to drink more just to feel "okay" calling out of work. No beuno

    • @trblemker00
      @trblemker00 2 роки тому +12

      @@StonedCabbage glad you’re done with that

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 2 роки тому +8

      @@trblemker00 me too my friend, life is so much better 😁

    • @jdogjolly
      @jdogjolly 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah he seems a little spun out still

  • @marklynch1305
    @marklynch1305 2 роки тому +642

    I’m not gonna oust your secrets but I’m gonna force you to tell everyone yourself

    • @fudgesickle7947
      @fudgesickle7947 2 роки тому +7

      He didn’t force him, he gave them the option to not tell his wife but make a decision on that. It was just a hell of a lot easier to tell the truth there

    • @Nick_Jones
      @Nick_Jones 2 роки тому +28

      @@fudgesickle7947 he practically forced him. Imagine talking to someone in confidence asking for it not to be brought up later, only to have it brought up in front of millions of people. You can't run, and you're backed up into a corner. Dr Phil is preying on this mans life for entertainment purposes.

    • @sierrarose8727
      @sierrarose8727 2 роки тому +4

      @@Nick_Jones to be fair, its not fair to his wife to be lied to forever. she has a right to know that he is a liar even if he doesn't tell her what the lies are. i don't see the point in protecting him if he treats his wife this way

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages 3 місяці тому

      Good. If you are hiding damning secrets from your wife then your secrets should be exposed. A man or woman deserves to really and truly know the person they are married to.

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages 3 місяці тому

      @@Nick_Jones Or he is putting this man in the position that he deserves to be put in, that position being: choose your wife or choose your lies, stop being a time wasting emotionally draining pansy and openly be the kind of person that you really truly are.

  • @ch_marks
    @ch_marks 2 роки тому +1712

    Kinda shitty how the show lured him in on a sense of confidentiality and they just threw him under the bus on live tv but ok.

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 2 роки тому +72

      yeah, what the hell

    • @gucketjug
      @gucketjug 2 роки тому +282

      Dr Phil is a show built to make money on the suffering of other people

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 2 роки тому +53

      @the Janitor You don't know that. It's a TV show broadcast to potentially the entire world. One thing is exposing him to just her and the family members, but this is too much.

    • @DanielBiggins17
      @DanielBiggins17 2 роки тому +15

      @the Janitor and people like you are the reason why Dr. Phil shouldn’t have been a dick and kept his promise of confidentiality.

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 2 роки тому +78

      @@nekozombie If they didn't want exposure, they wouldn't have gone on Dr. Phil lmao

  • @dnt95
    @dnt95 2 роки тому +562

    Anyone that goes to a tv show instead than a profesional to solve their personal issues deserves to be humilliated and exposed, what do you expected from entretainers? Their job is not helping you is getting their rates up through you

    • @carval51
      @carval51 2 роки тому +24

      I agree on that point , still that what make doctor phil a shitty doctor too he's more of entertainer

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 2 роки тому +17

      I don't think most of them go there to get help. They go to get attention.

    • @TheGuitarrmann
      @TheGuitarrmann 2 роки тому +1

      You nailed it.

    • @detective8205
      @detective8205 2 роки тому +2

      See some people, 1 don't realize that and 2 don't have the money.

    • @DJayAce4
      @DJayAce4 2 роки тому +1

      The piece of shit cheater not only got paid by the show but got paid for doing a porno the night before. Pretty sure he's in it for the money and doesn't actually care about her feelings. So yeah he got what he deserved, and I doubt it really matters to him.

  • @mrman-yj3bn
    @mrman-yj3bn 2 роки тому +264

    "I won't out your secret, I'll just mention that it exists and force you to answer it on TV or leave your wife"

  • @blinkybill2198
    @blinkybill2198 2 роки тому +315

    Husband: I've done a few adult movies
    Wife: Wow
    Something tells me they are going to be just fine

    • @suanlsrm6488
      @suanlsrm6488 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly

    • @WeavileLady
      @WeavileLady 2 роки тому +26

      Wife’s mind: that was it? I thought he was cheating on me or some sort of crazed felon. That’s what all the build up is?

    • @destruxandexploze2552
      @destruxandexploze2552 2 роки тому +19

      @@WeavileLady well the adult film wasn’t with her so lol. So he was having sex with another girl.

    • @The_Sphinx-22
      @The_Sphinx-22 2 роки тому +32

      @@destruxandexploze2552 who says it's a girl? Hes been with men too

    • @The_Sphinx-22
      @The_Sphinx-22 2 роки тому +13

      @@destruxandexploze2552 porn stars are mostly bisexual. He said he went with a couple to make some extra money lol. Couples get someone for a threesome

  • @Mirza_Tanovic
    @Mirza_Tanovic 2 роки тому +527

    Dr Phil's head has gotten wider everywhere except around his eyes

    • @boywatchingthemoon8269
      @boywatchingthemoon8269 2 роки тому +5

      🕳️🚶

    • @stanislavskvorecky2373
      @stanislavskvorecky2373 2 роки тому +4

      HAHAHHA WHAT

    • @involute2831
      @involute2831 2 роки тому +7

      When you Ctrl+click all the things in the word document and scale it up, but you forget to select the eyes.

    • @lilstardrops
      @lilstardrops 2 роки тому +2

      his eyes look disturbingly soulless in more recent episodes O_O It's like looking into the eyes of a lich

    • @johntilsley9271
      @johntilsley9271 2 роки тому +1

      That self importance

  • @migueldelmazo5244
    @migueldelmazo5244 2 роки тому +120

    "Do you have any secrets?"
    "Nope"
    "Really?"
    "OK. I'm not a real doctor, and I lost my clinical license to practice psychology".

    • @youngkzmusic9586
      @youngkzmusic9586 2 роки тому +3

      I would love an alternate version where it’s like this instead

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 3 місяці тому

      You don't lose your doctorate when you don't renew your license. You just can't practice anymore. And he doesn't. Because he has no need to.

    • @migueldelmazo5244
      @migueldelmazo5244 3 місяці тому

      @ytmndan You are correct that Dr. Phil retains his PhD. after his non-renewal as does any other clinical psychiatrist.
      The point of my joke is that he often extended his area of expertise into areas of the medical (that I jokingly referred to as "a real doctor") as opposed to the psychological and that he did not voluntarily cease renewing his license but rather that the board suspended his license after 2 complaints of misconduct, including making sexual advances towards a patient of his. Those would be his "secrets".
      I have the utmost respect for PhDs. I do not have much respect for Dr. Phil. Reasonable people can disagree, of course.

    • @johnstamos5948
      @johnstamos5948 3 місяці тому +1

      for you zoomers this is a reference to scary movie

    • @migueldelmazo5244
      @migueldelmazo5244 3 місяці тому

      @ytmndan it is correct you don't lose your doctorate when you don't renew your license to practice, but I'm referencing, in a Dr. Phil style conversation, that he often gets people to reveal their biggest secret.
      His biggest secret is that he didn't stop renewing his license, but rather, he lost it when he did "no no stuff" towards 2 female patients.
      Sorry for the juvenile way to describe a serious issue, but YT keeps censoring this comment because of their "can't mention stuff like that at all" policy.

  • @osamashatat
    @osamashatat 2 роки тому +356

    Notice how the divorced marriage counselor “dr” Phil doesn’t make eye contact while talking to the guy

    • @The_Sphinx-22
      @The_Sphinx-22 2 роки тому +19

      Psychology lol. It's easier to confess when you aren't making eye contact, but since the guy was put on the spot he has to act confident and keep eye contact with him. Dr Phil looking away made it safer to confess. Just think about shit for a minute instead of being stupid

    • @osamashatat
      @osamashatat 2 роки тому +26

      @@The_Sphinx-22 “dr” Phil the divorced marriage counselor can’t look people in the eye when talking to them…somehow to people like you that is strategy. First pretend you’re a doctor. 2. Pretend you know something, anything about relationships 3. Morons will believe anything if you say it with confidence. Going out on a limb here, I bet you’re a trumpet 🎺….you seem to appreciate conmen

    • @cartersharpnack
      @cartersharpnack 2 роки тому +6

      @@osamashatat He's not a medical doctor, but he is a doctor in clinical psychology.

    • @osamashatat
      @osamashatat 2 роки тому +1

      @@cartersharpnack was

    • @cartersharpnack
      @cartersharpnack 2 роки тому +10

      @@osamashatat he didn't renew his license, he still has a doctorate. So he still has the title doctor

  • @art_lobe
    @art_lobe 2 роки тому +67

    Dr. Phil: "If you don't reveal you're a pornstar in front of all these people, the relationship is clearly over"

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 2 роки тому +8

      That's why you don't go to a live TV show to seek marriage therapy

    • @axmortz
      @axmortz 2 роки тому +1

      Surely these are actors.

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages 3 місяці тому +1

      The guy can go participate in multiple publically available pornographic films but he shouldn't be put under the pressure and humiliation of having to tell his wife the truth on public T.V? What a laughably broken moral compass the people in this comments section seem to have.

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq 2 місяці тому +1

      @@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages the point is, it’s even more embarrassing for the wife. Yeah, he did the thing, but she gets to be humiliated in front of the entire world

  • @velovelo196
    @velovelo196 2 роки тому +185

    I wanna know what he knows that I know that she doesn’t know but the whole set knows but that you don’t know but I don’t know if what I think I know is what he knows but she definitely doesn’t know…. Who knows what again?

    • @smallpp23
      @smallpp23 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 2 роки тому

      Got some real Bilbo Baggins vibes from that

    • @poojamore056
      @poojamore056 2 роки тому

      i lost some brain cells reading this.

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 2 роки тому +136

    Fun Fact: I did a run watching Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon over 6 weeks ago and bang this past 24 hours I'm getting hit non stop with these Curb Memes

  • @trh4982
    @trh4982 2 роки тому +37

    Dr. Phil "I am not going to tell you're secrets, but I am going to convince everyone that you are hiding them" What a jerk!

    • @Mayurbhedru
      @Mayurbhedru 2 роки тому +1

      Going on dr phil most stupid decision.

  • @rodynvt7485
    @rodynvt7485 2 роки тому +64

    gawd phil is such a hypocrite "im not going to out you secrets,but ....." then lets his wife know that he has secrets .... sure he doesnt tell the actual secret but damage is done now

    • @educostanzo
      @educostanzo 3 місяці тому +3

      So better leave it the way it was, is what you're saying? Let's leave the wife oblivious to the fact that the guy is making money with sexual activities outside their marriage

  • @hanakinsidewalker
    @hanakinsidewalker 2 роки тому +67

    I figured he was cheating but that’s the last thing I expected LMAO

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 2 роки тому +4

      Technically he did

    • @ahlinad1221
      @ahlinad1221 Рік тому +1

      @@coreycasciano3255 Idk cheating is usually when you are emotionally invested in another person, just being just physical for the money isn't necessarily cheating imo.

  • @setpunks13
    @setpunks13 2 роки тому +207

    I was editing "adult movies" for a living while married to my ex. She had no idea and she was a total puritan who used to drag me to church every Sunday. It all came out in therapy. Good times.

    • @oliviagrace2246
      @oliviagrace2246 2 роки тому +50

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16🥰

    • @uglee6433
      @uglee6433 2 роки тому +15

      @@oliviagrace2246 amen

    • @dhairyarawal4087
      @dhairyarawal4087 2 роки тому

      @@oliviagrace2246 Does that mean Christians never die?

    • @curmidgeon8
      @curmidgeon8 2 роки тому +5

      How’d she take it?

    • @mcspud
      @mcspud 2 роки тому +16

      Bruh, we need a followup to this story.

  • @MikeC555
    @MikeC555 2 роки тому +103

    Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt someone.

    • @CapoXProductions
      @CapoXProductions 2 роки тому +4

      stripper?

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 2 роки тому +7

      That stripper was very wise, glad she went to school and became a nurse

    • @gracepattie
      @gracepattie 2 роки тому +3

      @@mikeoxlong567 Very cool that she got her degree.

  • @DutchDukeMan
    @DutchDukeMan Рік тому +7

    What his wife doesn't know is that in his free time he is also, a firefighter, an astronaut, a cop, a doctor, and a school teacher

  • @jungleno.
    @jungleno. 2 роки тому +57

    I'm sure Dr. Phil has secrets of his own that are very embarrassing.

  • @nothingtosee314
    @nothingtosee314 2 роки тому +42

    Their marriage: "A'ight, I'ma head out."

  • @multifister47
    @multifister47 2 роки тому +20

    Phil is the type of woman that learns something they shouldn’t know, then starts drawing as much attention to themselves as possible so she can say “I know something but I really can’t tell you” until she just makes herself say it

  • @musiqkidchristian
    @musiqkidchristian 2 роки тому +43

    Damn that was a big ass secret

  • @davidbanner9851
    @davidbanner9851 2 роки тому +4

    Dr. Phil : “ You don’t have to tell her the secret…but I will hound you and hound you until you do!” 🤣

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 3 місяці тому +4

    That's how pathological lies start. The liar bends themself into a pretzel to convince themself that they aren't hiding anything. Regardless of their marriage, this guy needed to he honest with himself.

  • @mrcancer6371
    @mrcancer6371 2 роки тому +52

    Man a person trying to learn english its gonna have a blast with this video

  • @athethird
    @athethird 2 роки тому +47

    Imagine if that was still a lie haha

  • @murderyoutubeworkersandceos
    @murderyoutubeworkersandceos 2 роки тому +18

    this is how lie detector tests work - u get through the bullshit apparatus, then the operator says the test is done AND THEN he keeps asking u questions. Then he uses the answers from after the tests as a testimony.

  • @strangefruit8776
    @strangefruit8776 2 роки тому +7

    That was hilarious. “I’m ready to be honest but I need to know which thing you’re talking about so I don’t admit to the wrong one.” Lol

  • @YuckFouTubeX
    @YuckFouTubeX 2 місяці тому +1

    Dr.Phil: "I won't tell your secret, I will only manipulate everything into forcing you to say it on live tv and ruin your life in front of your entire family"
    *Audience Applauding*

  • @myrouhani
    @myrouhani 2 роки тому +19

    I wonder if this guy's secret will be that big of a deal when youtube recommends this video in six years?🤔

    • @dietrichpriebe9279
      @dietrichpriebe9279 2 роки тому +2

      I liked your comment today so I won't have to in seven years time.

  • @maccarnold
    @maccarnold 2 роки тому +71

    Is this the guy that sings a popular song that goes “I’m a barbie girl in a bobby world...”

    • @marshallmaia8130
      @marshallmaia8130 2 роки тому +7

      Come on Barbie let’s go party

    • @lucassup6505
      @lucassup6505 2 роки тому +7

      @@marshallmaia8130 Ah Ah Ah Yeah

    • @zan1971
      @zan1971 2 роки тому

      Lol that would be amazing

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 2 роки тому

      If you see that guy and hi ask: Hi Barbie, you wanna go for a ride?
      Please, dont't go.

  • @hiswifeforever
    @hiswifeforever 2 роки тому +10

    Lmao the way he said it is absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @logicalsatire6043
    @logicalsatire6043 2 роки тому +5

    This makes me think of that game show where a contestant admitted to cheating, wanting a different partner, and regretting the marriage in front of her husband and still lost all the money by lying if she thought she was a good person

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 2 роки тому +26

    TBH thats not that bad of a secret. I thought it was going to be like he cheats on her with men or screwed her sister or something along those lines.

    • @citytrees1752
      @citytrees1752 2 роки тому +15

      Um, yah, doing porn is cheating.

    • @suraangel6956
      @suraangel6956 2 роки тому +2

      loll are you serious rn

    • @kadeloblack4774
      @kadeloblack4774 2 роки тому +5

      @@citytrees1752 that’s a whole job lol and a damn good paying one! I can’t see it as “cheating” he’s legit going to work!

    • @skylargray5642
      @skylargray5642 2 роки тому +12

      @@kadeloblack4774 I see you would use the “it’s a job” excuse to cheat... It’s literally sex with another woman either way.

    • @fVcker1
      @fVcker1 2 роки тому

      @@kadeloblack4774 i agree entirely. If it pays then its ok

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 2 роки тому +72

    At least he told the truth in the end
    Or did he?

    • @user6337
      @user6337 2 роки тому

      Maybe a lil to much truth 😂

  • @financeguy8788
    @financeguy8788 2 роки тому +9

    So? When women make porno, it is just a "weak phase in their life" and us men can't even ask any questions or else we will be called misogynists.
    But rules get different when its a man.
    Double standards.

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver 2 роки тому +16

    Phil says: I’m not going to out your secret.
    Phil thinks: I need me that ratings $$$!
    Phil says: Confess!!! Confess!!! Confess!!!

  • @browniiii
    @browniiii 2 роки тому +41

    woww and he’s married.. just wow..

    • @PhoenixG113
      @PhoenixG113 2 роки тому +22

      But if you wanted to make a living off of only fans we’d have to accept you?…

    • @browniiii
      @browniiii 2 роки тому +12

      @@PhoenixG113 not on only fans so dumb statement

    • @Rittika19
      @Rittika19 2 роки тому +14

      @@PhoenixG113 bruh
      Who is the "we"? It's abt honesty. If he was honest abt his career, maybe she would've accepted him with it- & if not, he would find someone else who would accept. Lying isn't the way

    • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
      @user-hb4zz4gh5e 2 роки тому +5

      @@PhoenixG113 Tf you talking about?

    • @erickaortiz4385
      @erickaortiz4385 2 роки тому +7

      @@PhoenixG113 Even if she was... Fucking someone else and fucking yourself on camera are not the same thing, my guy. If he was just jacking on camera, I'm sure the wife would be cool.

  • @Erickhetfield
    @Erickhetfield 2 місяці тому +1

    No marriage would survive absolute honesty. Keep lying to your partner.

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek Місяць тому

    What a great man working "hard" to support his family

  • @leobatista9199
    @leobatista9199 2 роки тому +6

    Well, most of the relationships nowadays are like that, people avoid being honest because of the consequences of their actions, so they pretend they haven't done anything wrong until somebody finds out.

  • @youngeshmoney
    @youngeshmoney 2 роки тому +7

    Ah, Mr. Sins, have a seat.

  • @Emma_madison
    @Emma_madison 2 роки тому +4

    In his mind; I do adult movies my face is plastered everywhere, so what am I hiding🤷‍♀️
    😂

  • @iminalert9289
    @iminalert9289 2 роки тому +5

    "Agent 47 reporting for duty."

  • @zaikoji
    @zaikoji 2 роки тому +3

    Dude’s got just a little hint of Malkovitch going on. I like him!

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 2 роки тому +21

    I love that Phil got tired of waiting and started spilling the Tea himself

    • @defenda1
      @defenda1 2 роки тому

      It's the beans. You spill the beans. Not tea. I mean, you can spill tea too but that's just normal.

  • @Hiaki1000
    @Hiaki1000 2 місяці тому +1

    Dr Phil bending loopholing morality 😂

  • @pi4313
    @pi4313 2 роки тому +1

    Amanda can never know this..... So im gonna go ahead and tell the ASSISTANT producer to Dr Phil instead because he's 100% not gonna tell Dr. Phil that himself.. 10/10 acting guys

  • @MB-ez1dy
    @MB-ez1dy 2 роки тому +14

    Be honest isn’t always the smartest advice…

    • @tw33144154
      @tw33144154 2 роки тому +2

      It is when you're honest from the start.

  • @andreweadie3206
    @andreweadie3206 2 роки тому +40

    He ruined this woman’s mental health over something that’s not even a big deal like wtf

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 2 роки тому +24

      Having sex with others on camera for money and breaking your marriage vows is kind of a big deal

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 2 роки тому +7

      Lol, not a big deal to you maybe

    • @elijahjakobsen7898
      @elijahjakobsen7898 2 роки тому +5

      All bow down to the 1 IQ original poster

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 2 роки тому +2

      @@elijahjakobsen7898 Probably just immoral or a nihilist

  • @jakobR2112
    @jakobR2112 3 місяці тому +1

    Guy in the audience: *claps "THAT'S where I know you from! I THOUGHT I recognized you!"

  • @JBB685
    @JBB685 2 роки тому +5

    Dr. Phil: *awkwardly* “oh, uh, our producer said you told him that you still have a security blanket…”

  • @Someoneonyoutube
    @Someoneonyoutube 2 роки тому +3

    Hey, at least he didn't say "WE had done a few adult movies"

  • @randomdoseofstuff8297
    @randomdoseofstuff8297 2 роки тому +12

    See everyone in a few years when this pops up again.

    • @king.2597
      @king.2597 2 роки тому

      Yeah see you everyone!

  • @jagrcantakeyou
    @jagrcantakeyou 3 хвилини тому

    "Do you have any secrets?"
    "No."
    "You promise?"
    "OK, my name is Tommy Salami."

  • @unorthodox5171
    @unorthodox5171 2 роки тому +5

    Poor guy just trying to make extra money, I can only imagine his marriage life with parents in law sticking their noses on everything.

  • @TMPreRaff
    @TMPreRaff 2 роки тому +3

    Phil: "I'm not going to out your secrets." -Thereby outing his secrets.

  • @marcommj
    @marcommj 2 роки тому +41

    Lol having made porn in the past isn’t something one has to reveal man, it’s not that serious and it could be embarrassing. Like having picked your toes before. Why have to reveal that

    • @scottwhite5937
      @scottwhite5937 2 роки тому +17

      Except he was trying to make more porn while they were there in l.a. lol

    • @Mr23Erick
      @Mr23Erick 2 роки тому +8

      Bud… are you seriously questioning why this would be a conflict of interest in someone’s relationship?

    • @marcommj
      @marcommj 2 роки тому +3

      @@Mr23Erick No buddy, I’m not questioning anything. I’m stating that having made porn in the past, prior to a relationship and not disclosing that info to the person like “hey I made porn once in the past” isn’t something crucial

    • @marcommj
      @marcommj 2 роки тому

      @@scottwhite5937 if they were together while he was tryna make porn then yeah that’s something he has to discuss with her, but from this clip it didn’t sound like they were in relationship at the time. He just said he made porn in the past

    • @marcommj
      @marcommj 2 роки тому

      @@Mr23Erick it’s funny too that you have “Minecraft Builder” on your profile and photo and then call anyone “bud” 😂🤦‍♂️ I’m 23

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano Рік тому +1

    I like how her parents say they "have a right to know." They have the "right," so to speak, but they certainly aren't entitled to know, which is what they meant.

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq 2 місяці тому

      They don’t have the right to know anything. It’s not their relationship

  • @VinaX2R
    @VinaX2R 2 роки тому +11

    That hard working fella should not be ashamed of making few bucks on the side. I am sure it was all done for the sake of the familiy.

  • @gtlife8802
    @gtlife8802 2 роки тому +29

    are we going to ignore the fact that everyone scrolled down to see the guy name ?

  • @OurFantasyLife
    @OurFantasyLife 2 роки тому +3

    When you have so many lies that you have to fish for what people know lol

  • @pranjalbivare7667
    @pranjalbivare7667 2 роки тому +2

    Recommend this to more people UA-cam.

  • @blacknapalm2131
    @blacknapalm2131 2 роки тому +2

    *He was in Gang Bang Baldies VII*
    He was great in it to be honest

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 2 роки тому +11

    Haha. Love the curb memes.

    • @memetron3536
      @memetron3536  2 роки тому +4

      There will be more coming, cheers!

  • @naustinfipecto6104
    @naustinfipecto6104 2 роки тому +6

    Wow, I thought this was gonna no where but, that cane out of nowhere.

  • @blinkybill2198
    @blinkybill2198 2 роки тому +5

    Bullshit the wife has come clean about everything in her life. Lol but what a plot twist

  • @templetonbob
    @templetonbob Місяць тому

    I've rewatched this a few times with months in between each viewing and I always forget his secret somehow haha.

  • @trippie_fabio3181
    @trippie_fabio3181 2 роки тому +15

    This guy is definitely stimmed up just his hand movements and his breathing immediately makes it so obvious😂😂

  • @zanyfaces
    @zanyfaces 2 роки тому +4

    OHHHHHHH
    THATS WHO HE IS

  •  2 роки тому +1

    Dr Phil: your face looks familiar…

  • @shannontaylor1849
    @shannontaylor1849 Місяць тому

    Be COMPLETELY honest with partner or walk away, bahahahaha.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 роки тому +14

    I mean who hasn’t done a few adult movies lol jk

  • @amandasunshine2
    @amandasunshine2 2 роки тому +3

    Oh man this brings me back to my ex
    "I know you're hiding something from me, I can tell. What aren't you telling me?"
    "Man, I'm wracking my brain, I can't think of anything you don't know. Man, I almost wish I was hiding something so I had something to tell you"

    • @MaxPower-ke5rq
      @MaxPower-ke5rq 2 місяці тому +1

      There’s definitely something to that “woman’s intuition”. Somehow they just feel the vibes. Better to keep your nose clean so there’s nothing to worry about

    • @amandasunshine2
      @amandasunshine2 2 місяці тому

      @@MaxPower-ke5rq or like.. cuz it's the right thing to do 🙄

  • @elijahdiablo7310
    @elijahdiablo7310 Місяць тому

    Dr Phil says “I’m not gonna out you and tell her your secret”
    And also says “if you don’t tell her you have to go your separate ways”
    Dr Phil’s too funny

  • @ulrickvelheim1416
    @ulrickvelheim1416 3 місяці тому +1

    i heard that he knew that she didnt know that dr phil knew about not knowing that he knew about her knowing that dr phil told him he knew BUT she didnt know he knew

  • @cassette_tape
    @cassette_tape 2 роки тому +10

    I love your pfp memetron

  • @TJHooper123
    @TJHooper123 2 роки тому +13

    Plot twist: Half the audience knows who he is

    • @The_End.
      @The_End. 2 роки тому

      Imagine someone yelling from the audience "he's a pornstar!"

  • @mrsilver8517
    @mrsilver8517 2 роки тому

    How does the doctor know she doesn't know about what the guy knows? LMFAO.

  • @mikatu
    @mikatu 2 роки тому +1

    He is right, he is not hiding anything, because adult movies show everything. He is just not sharing with his wife that he is a porn star!

  • @cheese0069
    @cheese0069 2 роки тому +10

    hey I'm here as well

  • @charliemisch7325
    @charliemisch7325 2 роки тому +8

    This is really sad honestly

  • @228anonymous
    @228anonymous 2 роки тому +1

    Tbf it can be hard to know what you know that the other person doesn’t know because you can’t know what the other person does or does not know, and somethings you know that the other person doesn’t know don’t come up in your mind because you might not think it’s important to know
    But also damn I was not expecting that ending

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 2 роки тому +1

    “I have been in a few adult movies. And since we are in California, I thought I might knock out a few more.”