Guess he had a lawyer. But this is his ending statement after the jury came with a sentence. Like the "last words" before the judge can close the case.
Nope, dumbass judge will just reverse it: - You think he should walk free? -Yes sir - Then you have no empathy nor remorse for the crime you were found guilty of. So I sentence you to life in prison [etc].
@@pogisdog What if I told you, I meant to insult the judge. Don't get me wrong, nothing makes me more happy than seeing a murderer behind bars for life. But, somehow the judges in america seem get off on having/showing MORE power than necessary just because the defendant acts up. We have this judge, and another judge where a girl says "Gracias" happily and walks away, so he raises the bail and sentence. This judge asked the question "What do you think the person who did it should get?" with absolutely no intention of actually hearing any of it.
@@happy4lol the dude killed a baby, I think the judge is fine for that. If the judge pulled a trick like that on the man, I don’t think he’s very dumb.
Judge: "what do you think should happen to that man" Guy: "sir I think he should be given a billion dollars, a private jet, a yacht and a dozen or so 15 days old babies."
jon tuomainen yo you mind lending me some of that salt, I’m stocking up for the virus and just a little bit of your salt should set my family for a few years at least.
@@thejtom1776 chickenshit pussy hypocrites go around and try to virtue signal and stand on a high horse any chance they get. Because it's an act. Like that journo that was calling everyone a pedo, then got busted in a sting op, caught with condoms
Dude was already getting sentenced. This is literally his time to show remorse yet, he's still fighting tooth and nail for his non-existent innocence...
@@xsageonexx7399 The backpack his daughter was buried in was his, he was addicted to meth, and there was no one else who would have murdered his daughter nor have had access to her.
If there’s one thing and only ONE thing I can sympathize for towards the defendant in ALMOST any case is the look on their face when they realize: “this is it, it’s 100% official… I. Am. Going. To. Jail, for the rest of my life.” I cannot even bother to think how I’d feel.
"How much would you give the baby's murderer?" "They deserve to be under the jail." "Maximum sentence? Ok, I sentence you to maximum years without parole" He should have seen it coming.
I think what Rob B is saying is that Judges are supposed to be impartial. This judge gave this life sentence with the same demeanor I'd having ordering food at a drive-thru. He isn't defending this guy.
I was beat as a child and im a descent person. Theres a difference between beat and abused. Just because you hit your child a few times doesnt mean its abuse @snowflakes
And even after he is dead, we will be laughing at him. This is why people from ancient times considered writing to be more powerful than magick itself.
They (guilty people) never pick a lenient sentence because they want us to believe they want the person punished. Those who pick a lenient sentence know they're setting themselves up to be questioned why you'd pick a short time for the murder of your baby. Good joke, tho. 😂😅
Breh he's not only gonna be beat, they will rape, molest, torture and mentally disable him until he's dead. I don't know how god can forgive these people... His own daughter ... At least she's in heaven with a father who actually loves her.
now he has two sentences: one in court, and one on his face
lol
best thing ive seen all day lmfao
Hahaha 🙃
Damn. 🤣
Aw man I laughed so hard 😂
mans looks like he had a fight with a printer and lost
Lmaooo
💀💀💀
We've all been there.
@@xPixelDreams speak for yourself
Bruh this propably belongs in r/rareinsults
“I was beat as a child”
I guess a typewriter was their weapon of choice
Lol
😂
I'm gonna say a typewriter would do better work, I think they probably used a stamp. Or a marker pen.
That’s hella funny dude
funniest comment I have read all week !!
“How long do you think this person deserves in jail”
“Two days”
“Fuck, he’s good…”
“Ok, you will get two days until you get executed.”
"25 minutes"
Johnny Cash reference
@nick m. you sure?
@nick m. I looked it up, and the baby was found dead inside a Nike bag in a wooded area near their home.
When people say “you can read him like a book” this is who they are talking about
Yeah cuz of all the words on his face right
LOL
KTTA Bay
And the fact that his lies are most blatantly lies- he doesn’t even lie well. Christ, he’s a lost cause.
@@kttabay bahahaha was going to say that exact thing. Hilarious.
cart man you just mad cause he’s more funnier than you
This is exactly why you let a lawyer do the talking for you.
Guess he had a lawyer. But this is his ending statement after the jury came with a sentence. Like the "last words" before the judge can close the case.
@@gabrielstradivarius1977 yea you are right! OMFG YOU OWN A STRAD!!??
@@sergei-prokofiev unfortunately not.
@@gabrielstradivarius1977 ahaha I do like your name! Paganini fan btw?
@@sergei-prokofiev Thanks, likewise. Yes, I like his pieces but not a diehard fan unfortunately, I listen to classical music every once in a while.
The judge threw the book at him so hard that the words got stuck on his face.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
@@effortlessproductions Seriously, the only comment so far that got an audible laugh out of me
He threw the harry potter book at him
😂😂😂😂
Imagine if he was like “I think he should walk free”
Judge: “Sh*t.”
This comment will blown in a while
Nope, dumbass judge will just reverse it:
- You think he should walk free?
-Yes sir
- Then you have no empathy nor remorse for the crime you were found guilty of. So I sentence you to life in prison [etc].
@@happy4lol You tried to insult this guy for a joke yet due to your horrible punctuation you just ended up calling the judge a dumbass.
@@pogisdog What if I told you, I meant to insult the judge. Don't get me wrong, nothing makes me more happy than seeing a murderer behind bars for life. But, somehow the judges in america seem get off on having/showing MORE power than necessary just because the defendant acts up. We have this judge, and another judge where a girl says "Gracias" happily and walks away, so he raises the bail and sentence. This judge asked the question "What do you think the person who did it should get?" with absolutely no intention of actually hearing any of it.
@@happy4lol the dude killed a baby, I think the judge is fine for that. If the judge pulled a trick like that on the man, I don’t think he’s very dumb.
*his lawyer* : "here put these glasses on"
"Nothing will be wrong"
lol you think that man had a lawyer
Put your grasses on...XD
@@marianodenisvega4323 Nothing will be wrong
HAAAA!
He looks like he walked in front of a school projector
Lollll
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SO FUNNY! 😐
Lmaoooooo hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Best one of these tattoo comments by far
Judge: "what do you think should happen to that man"
Guy: "sir I think he should be given a billion dollars, a private jet, a yacht and a dozen or so 15 days old babies."
@@AxxLAfriku ok, want a cookie?
@@AxxLAfriku girls aren't handsome, they are pretty. handsome is a gendered word
@@water5210 Hey I would like one if you don't mind.
@@i.p.freely2035 sure thing
catch
🍪
@@AxxLAfriku bro shut up lmao
Pregnant Woman: "I'l just smoke a cigarette, the kid i'll be fine"
The kid at his 30s:
wonder what your parents must have been on
Pregnant woman: "I'll smoke just one cigarette; the child will be fine."
The child: bigtokyo3927
@@mr.cookie8904way to ruin shit
@@mr.cookie8904How old are you? 😂
Dude look like a bathroom wall
Criminally Underrated comment
Edit : well not anymore apparently
Six Nine enters chat*
What’s up Obama?
obama spittin facts
@Barack Obama hey man I miss you dude
The judge could read him like a book
Dude, right...!?
Almost like it's written all over his face or somethin'...!
DMT Infinity underrated comment
@@tannerjoseph3108
*#lolz*
@John Williams
UA-cam is my home, and the UA-cam community is my family.
😙💨 . . . *Cheers* . . . 😚💨
Ffs 😂🤣🤣
I lost a job interview today but this made me feel so much better when the music starts playing it warmed my aching heart
same
start strong fam
learn and move forward
your time will come
you should watch curb your enthusiasm then
You'll find a job mate. A random dude on the internet believes in you
Make that two random people!
“Read my lips, I’m innocent.”
Lips: “please read eye brows”
Eye brows: “please read forehead”
Forehead: “I’m guilty lol”
Golden comment
Fact: He doesn't know that he's become a meme because he's in jail.
Another fact: People in jail use phones
@Dead shot France bro
@Dead shot people in jail do a lot of things they aren’t allowed to do
@Dead shot illegal things happen alot in prison, they smuggle drugs and stuff too
@Snake basically every latin american jail.
I love how he went to Men’s Warehouse and bought a $99 suit like that changes anything about him.
@smakfu cause the baby will be born with face tats?
Joseph A Bank
Well, if you're going to court, you should look kinda fancy to show respect, but we all know that's not why he wore a suit.
Y'all are acting like if you were facing criminal charges for murder you wouldn't do anything and everything to improve your chances.
J. Riggins... Buy a suit and get a tie and socks free! Guessing the attorney went all out on this one as he knew his client was a goner.
“Straight up, I didn’t do anything”
“Your honor, he said he was straight up, I think we’ve come to a successful conclusion”
Your honor he pleaded oopsie daisies
His face at the end when he realized what he just did was priceless
He looks like he came out of the jail that they’re putting him in.
Yo🙆🏿♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaah
Lol true
💀
Nah he’s going to prison. That’s where the big boys are.
“he’s probably wearing glasses because he thinks he’ll look smart”
Too bad he tattooed the entire, fucking English dictionary on his face!
A typical attorney trick
lol
I bet they aren’t even real
It's supposed to make him look more relatable and less threatening, but he really jus looks like a joke 😂😂😂💔🚶🏾♂️
Tattoo artist: “What are we doing today?”
This guy: “Ruining my life.”
Tattoo artist: “Say no more.”
“To give punishment is to receive it.”
- Sun Tzu
Looks like he has a couple sentences on his face already
Lol this comment made me genuinely
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha lol😂😂😂😂
Laugh*
I got high and I was distracted MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SICK FUX
My guy lookin' like he got into a fight with a 10-page essay.
Lol
go fuck yourself you oversensitive snowflake
@@thejtom1776 kinda cringe bro
LEWD POLICE And lost
jon tuomainen yo you mind lending me some of that salt, I’m stocking up for the virus and just a little bit of your salt should set my family for a few years at least.
"I'd never do it to my kids, I even let them paint my face just look"
Villain origin story. He fell into a printing press machine while fighting batman.
*My customized character walking into a serious cutscene.*
Lmao
Ignutt
I lost my breath thrice
Exactly
Best comment yet
when there is no papers in hand he writes his shopping list in his face.
😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
*on his face
I thought you meant the deeper meaning of this as in, “the judge could read him like a book”. But then I realized you were talking about his tattoos.
Unpatchable oh look a wiseass.
On********
"Just so I don't forget the answers, let me tattoo it."
"Your honor, look at me, do you think I would do something like that? I'm very professional."
Well I see a lot of guys who come out here looking professional.
Attorney: wear some glasses so you look smart
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is funny how most of them use it. They really think that way
@@DK-xm6zj lmao
+1 charisma
Still failed a speech check
Should of had some makeup on too.
He literally sentenced himself. Mad lad.
@@thejtom1776 This is a curb your..... Video it's a joke, no need to be salty
Chad
@RG lmao it's probably his brother or something
@@thejtom1776 how was He found guilty?
He fled, OK but how die they know it was him?
@@thejtom1776 chickenshit pussy hypocrites go around and try to virtue signal and stand on a high horse any chance they get. Because it's an act. Like that journo that was calling everyone a pedo, then got busted in a sting op, caught with condoms
Dude was already getting sentenced. This is literally his time to show remorse yet, he's still fighting tooth and nail for his non-existent innocence...
What was the evidence?
@@xsageonexx7399 The backpack his daughter was buried in was his, he was addicted to meth, and there was no one else who would have murdered his daughter nor have had access to her.
@@holdenennis Circumstancial, irrelevant, and speculative.
@@xsageonexx7399Wow you really should write a letter to that judge since you know better.
@@iotaje1ppl can have opinions man
If there’s one thing and only ONE thing I can sympathize for towards the defendant in ALMOST any case is the look on their face when they realize: “this is it, it’s 100% official… I. Am. Going. To. Jail, for the rest of my life.” I cannot even bother to think how I’d feel.
When you pick all of the bad dialogue options one after the other.
*the judge will remember this decision*
*bad ending*
Decision 1 : Deny your crimes and use a sob story.
Decision 2 : Make your own sentence.
Ending : Life and confinement in prison without parole.
Telltale Games be like...
Kotor manaan trials be like.
charisma too low
When your custom character is in a cutscene
Snake Delugerpg I laughed so hard 🤣
@@Enyonam214 yywz
Keynesian Economics did you just use the goat emoji to say it’s the GOAT?
Stolen...
Saints Row lmao
"How much would you give the baby's murderer?"
"They deserve to be under the jail."
"Maximum sentence? Ok, I sentence you to maximum years without parole"
He should have seen it coming.
You’re too kind to assume there’s a brain behind all the scribble
When is MIB going to retrieve this alien?
It's so hard to take him seriously with the entire script of hamlet on his face
Lmao
Bruh💀
BOOM
LMFAOOOO
I can come up with worse
That has to be the most casual life sentence ever handed out in court.
Yah it strikes me as completely unprofessional. Sentencing has to be based on things other than a good bazinga.
Rob B he was prob gonna give him a max sentence anyway and he just wanted to give one last fuck you to this piece of shit dude
@@robb233 the dude murdered a 15 day old baby, is that not reason enough?
Jordan K this was the ultimate rekt moment I’ve ever seen
I think what Rob B is saying is that Judges are supposed to be impartial. This judge gave this life sentence with the same demeanor I'd having ordering food at a drive-thru. He isn't defending this guy.
His lawyer was like "here man, put these glasses on"
“i would never do that”
judge: “alrighty, you’re free to go then!”
*My algebra teacher standing in front of the projector*
ngl this is underrated
Lol awesome comment bro
I guess you should run away from this guy
lol this is good shit homie
How does this not have more likes? XD
“Persuasion attempt failed, your charisma is level 1”
Nice reference
Dude he had me for a second there until the judgement. I was like " Wait, what if he was right?"😂
@@ze_abracadabra623 rolled a nat 1?
How much time did he ask for. I couldn't understand??
When you dont have enough speech in fallout
"Sir you are here for a parking ticket, what are you on about?"
You can tell how nervous he gets when the judge asks that question
Why is hardly anyone talking about how he *murdered* a *15 day old baby*
I think the younger the person you killed, the wrose it is.That baby coulda become a scientist and made god knows what.
i think it’s because it’s a hard subject, like a wouldn’t like to talk about it either because of how horrible it is
lol they could have just given her up to a hospital, meth is so weird
what about 1 day-3 month developing babies
What is abortion
This is what always happens when you hit "randomize character".
😂😂
Or let you nephew customize while you step away. "He got tattoos like you". "Just like you..."
Just A Guy Production I don’t get why he’s going to jail???? Women kill little babies all the time on purpose without even being punished
@@cman1279 Youre special. Sliding in that crap.
Ian-Devon Lewis ?
Imagine being his attorney
Lawyer: “here put these on it’ll make you look smarter”
Imagine getting tricked into giving yourself the sentence because you were too arrogant to realise they had proof.
Except what he said doesn't matter?
@@woah5333 it obviously does in america cause that Justice System is a joke
Well at this point in the trial he should have seen all the proof . Fuck him
There's no way he couldn't know. By law both sides need to present all proof before trial starts
@@Donttrynoob how is the american justice system a joke? . It did well here
That moment when your Fallout character doesn't have enough charisma points and fails a speech check
Underrated comment 😂
The judge had the intimidation perk
Speach check says 9 percent. "Fuck it imma risk it". Failed... "Damn forgot to quicksave before!"
We've all been there
Too bad he can't reload the last quicksave
I often wondered what it would look like to simultaneously look nerdy and gangster at the same time...
As a child he was beat with a wet newspaper
Well... at least he didn’t say “death penalty”
That would be too good for him.
I'd rather get that than life in prison tbh.
Aaron S you are 100% correct. That is what he said and meant
But he got one
DaRealLxo potato tomato
Yoo he's legit gonna get murdered in prison if they find out he killed his 15 day old baby 😳
No, not killed
I sure hope so.
Good.
Yeah dont inmates hate people who hurt children?
@@pooslide1333 yes!
Every person I have ever met with tattoos on their face has always been an upstanding model citizen.
That’s actually true fr fr, they teddy bears always 😂
@@BeastModeSteez 70 iq
We had candidate for president few years back with face tattoo...
this but unironically
This is why the lawyers in movies always tell you to shut up at all times
When you select every wrong option in a TellTale game.
That's bs. Telltale games still continue the story.
DEATH BLACK DOOM jeez just take the joke
FMO Nemesis
It was a joke too
spider man
Jokes aside it wasn't
Am I gonna' have to put you all in timeout?
Edit: The "Joke" part was the shitty ending to your journey as a result of your bad choices.
Christopher: "I believe he should be free to walk"
Judge: "damn it"
lmao
“That’s the third time this week I really need to stop listening to these guys”
@@Sarah-ou9ms but u r sarah
@Christopher Donnelly That sounds like something a rapist would say
@Christopher Donnelly Funny you say that because "I'm 15" is exactly what someone would say if they were trying to groom me
He was waiting so hard to say “Most definitely.”
"I was beat as a child"
What he forgot to say was he was beat with a pen
He’s just mad because I keep destroying him in boxing
i think we’re all mad at you for beating us in bowling matt.
You've returned
Mark my words, the Mii characters are gonna take over 2021
Hey Matt
Hi matt
“I was beat as a child”
We can tell
What does that have to do eith being nuts
@@user-fu2oo9tv9b The crayons he used must be melted to wax and he used a paintbrush to stick it on his forehead lmao
I was beat as a child and im a descent person. Theres a difference between beat and abused. Just because you hit your child a few times doesnt mean its abuse @snowflakes
he wasn't beaten hard enough
@@DhirC35
Ok
That judge was on an absolute power trip, how undignified for a representative of the law
mans look like a third grade notebook during math class
Tattoo Artist: what do you want?
Him: You know the back of the WiFi router?
🤣👍
Ouch. Brutal but spot on! 🤣
Tattoo Artist: Say no more, fam.
r/rareinsults
ua-cam.com/video/VMLYj3sKQk0/v-deo.html
I truly believe having a face tattoo means you wanna live life on hard mode.
You definitely meant nightmare difficulty
Well, definitely not recruit difficulty
@@ethanbratcher292 yes definately NOT recruit difficulty
This should have the ultimate amount of likes....
there’s so many people with face tattoo that can’t live the hard life
You can see the disappointment written all over his face.
"You're being sentenced to life in prison and being roasted in the comment section for *eternity* "
Eternity? This dude will be forgotten in a week
@@EricToTheScionti
*Lmaooooo true.*
Dosen't this count as cruel and unusual punishment?
the worst kind of hell
And even after he is dead, we will be laughing at him. This is why people from ancient times considered writing to be more powerful than magick itself.
He gave himself his own sentence I'm dead
Not really, but yeah...
Yo 💀
he was gonna get life regardless but the way it was phrased made it so much more satisfying lmao
I just cant stopp laughing at the look on his face at the end of the vid
He got one from his tattooist as well.
Such a random video just pops up in my timeline. I click it and it makes my day!
Brilliant! 😂🤣
You edited this _perfectly_ , well done
Son said "Give him life" and the judge "Aight bet."
Yo I cried so hard 😭 at this 😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂
Ah man that was savage, that judge let him hang himself
😅😅😅🤣🤣👏🤦♂️🙏🙏💯👍👍💪💪
Judge: How many years you want?
Convict: How many years you got?
That made me laugh hard :D
Judge: We got a lifetime supply😂😂
Bailiff: [Gasps]
FLARZz 👍🏼😂👍🏼
FLARZz 1,000th like pog :0
The confidence in that "most definitely"😂
As soon as the judge said “without parole” he literally just died completely inside.
He ended up on parole after 15 years
@@shatterpointgames This is from 2017. He's nowhere near 15 years.
@@shatterpointgames source?
@@shatterpointgames I'm pretty sure that was Bell.
2ByQ he means ended up on parole, AFTER 15 years. Not that 15 years passed.
That poor child
Brown-Streak Studios
Yeah I know how could he grow up into such an ugly adult.
He is in a better place now. :(
@@Shitbird3249 pretty sure they're talking about the child that was murdered.
courtney gunter thats the joke!
oh well
I don't know why but I think it's so funny to see a walking detention desk in a suit.
This is a lovely rabbit hole
Judge: “so what should the murders a sentence be?”
Murderer: “I think 1 hour in prison will do the trick”
Judge: “sure thing”
“Will do the trick” lol 😂
Im sure that will whip him back into shape.
Judge: hmmm, that's a great idea.. why didn't I think of that?
Oh lol epic 😂😂
They (guilty people) never pick a lenient sentence because they want us to believe they want the person punished. Those who pick a lenient sentence know they're setting themselves up to be questioned why you'd pick a short time for the murder of your baby. Good joke, tho. 😂😅
When you’re asked in an interview how much you expect to be paid.
“Ummm a million dollars an hour?”
This man is a human question mark.
he took a life, we took his
I’m so early to this verified comment
Surprised Pikachu question mark
u rly do turn up in the most random places
Hi Matsimus :D
judge: so what do you want the sentence to be?
him: the one on my forehead
internal monologue: "...dammit i shoulda said 1 week"
When they say "don't judge a book by its cover" but the cover is the book.
seems every did that no idea if this man did anything, they seem to have charged him just because.
Breh he's not only gonna be beat, they will rape, molest, torture and mentally disable him until he's dead. I don't know how god can forgive these people... His own daughter ... At least she's in heaven with a father who actually loves her.
Yep, and the judge threw the book at him!!!
Underrated
@@hyperv1016 I know man. These crimes are not even things to be discussed about, he will deserve what he gets in prison and more.
Convict: "He deserves the maximum sentence"
Judge: " I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
Gamer mad
Gamer mad
Outstanding Move
Gamer mad
AXW CITY d-d-d-DIO
Mans wrote his own deathletter
"They deserve to be under the jail."
Okay, maybe he did it.
His brain: *Hold up... wait a minute... summthin aint right*
😂😂😂
Kool-Aid Man thanks Kevin
Kool-Aid Man made my day
Fax machine sound begins...
Mizushima Fujin you’re disgusting
He should have tattooed "innocent" on his face, maybe that would have worked.
And on his neck "i would never do this"
@@GUNKSHOTT lol
Should have changed his name to "No Guilty"
420 likes, yikes blaze up
@@catchthewave2172 Damn I missed it, I'm gonna blaze up anyway
Judge: "You're guilty son.."
Guy: "How could you know that?"
Judge: "Its written all over your face.."
"The goddamn pen is bluuuue."
Accused: "I didn't do it, I'd never do it, I will never do it, I don't abide by it"
Judge: "Well shit fam you got me, let him go"
You forgot I don't agree with it
This is probably what he thought what will happen...
I don't think you deserve over 4500 likes but yea sure okay 👌
@@dindermufflin7932 I honestly didn't realize it was gonna get so many likes myself 😂
5k likes in a day you must be a shepherd with all these sheep.
bro how does noone in the jury even bat an eye, i would have started laughing like a maniac
When you want to write your grocery list but you ran out of paper
When you hit “randomize character” in the creation menu
When you play with a custon character in a lego game and he shows up in the cutscene
Matias Asconeguy Raco seriously bro
Stolen
This is how i believe the shit talking kids in online games look irl
waffeltek What the fuck
Him wearing a suit is like putting on deodorant after 2 weeks without showering
@MarK Woo10 💀
Bro I don't shower for like 2 months
@MarK Woo10 Means your ugly tattoos fucking suck
I agree. He's a monster, he has tortured to death his 15 days old daughter.
@@fegelfly7877 my guy. Depression?