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  • Опубліковано 22 лип 2018
  • Sources:
    Curb your lying skills by KeyoG
    • Video
    Curb your rich kid by Oryx
    • Video
    Curb Your Oscar Fail by sooce
    • Curb Your Oscar Fail
    Curb Your Racism by TheRoyalHam
    • Curb Your Racism
    Curb your homophobe by Fantastic 4 plus 6
    • Video
    Curb Your Ghostwriting. By Baro Faro
    • Curb Your Ghostwriting.
    Curb your Anger Management by KeyoG
    • Curb your Anger Manage...
    Curb your ranting by RemixThis RemixThat
    • Curb your ranting
    Curb Your Homeland Security by Titanite Productions
    • Video
    Curb your citizenship by Terrazor
    • Curb your citizenship
    Curb Your Pedophilia by adalberh
    • Curb Your Pedophilia
    Curb your honesty by Lil Jack
    • Video
    Curb Your Jimmy Kimmel by Ryan W
    • Curb Your Jimmy Kimmel

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie  4 роки тому +379

    Hey ! I hope you're doing well. I posted another curb your meme compilation :) All the best - julie
    ua-cam.com/video/cl2oZCio6JY/v-deo.html

  • @mayar9928
    @mayar9928 4 роки тому +14151

    I really like how the first guy is almost convinced he’s innocent

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 4 роки тому +537

      *l was using it to call Raj*

    • @papaannefranku9693
      @papaannefranku9693 4 роки тому +282

      "SNOW AND WEED BABY"

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 4 роки тому +22

      Harold Jenkins I don’t care I don’t live in the US and I never said I support what they did or not

    • @Nome_e_Cognome
      @Nome_e_Cognome 4 роки тому +142

      @Harold Jenkins maybe because he was driving

    • @realvid2.081
      @realvid2.081 4 роки тому +7

      Why everyone putting Terminator pic on UA-cam pic.

  • @tropic6159
    @tropic6159 4 роки тому +7660

    imagine if you really just love to eat snow and grass, and you get arrested for drugs

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 роки тому +175

      My favourite snacks

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr smh

    • @playeverything101
      @playeverything101 4 роки тому +111

      @@CorruptionCL r/woosh

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 роки тому +62

      @@CorruptionCL yes its quite tasty although eventually u cant taste it anymore or anything for that matter💁

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 4 роки тому +5

      @@socksman9968 lol

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 4 роки тому +3719

    *taps woman on the back of the head*
    “Call a doctor, she struck her in the eye!”

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 4 роки тому +11

      Kyle Jonas 69th like.

    • @AdzeHD
      @AdzeHD 4 роки тому +94

      And those are the people ment to serve justice lmfao what a joke..

    • @xXgoldfistXx
      @xXgoldfistXx 4 роки тому +17

      dude those sound effect have me fuckin dead

    • @SdoubleA
      @SdoubleA 4 роки тому +36

      The anger management classes got me

    • @KJB-46
      @KJB-46 4 роки тому +57

      She had to stand up to fall over

  • @adeadheart1377
    @adeadheart1377 4 роки тому +1764

    Plot twist: she has a third eye on the back of her head

  • @Lala-bv2dp
    @Lala-bv2dp 5 років тому +33039

    “Have you used drugs before?”
    “Only weed, sometimes weed”
    “Just weed?”
    “Um little bit of um.. meth”

    • @hamzacod8178
      @hamzacod8178 4 роки тому +1542

      I have no clue, oh my gad

    • @cameronporter2055
      @cameronporter2055 4 роки тому +769

      Little bit of uh *meth*

    • @alex.x605
      @alex.x605 4 роки тому +133

      Boi pls stop you just exposed urself right there and yall--

    • @leverage9585
      @leverage9585 4 роки тому +258

      He's a genius though, remember anything you say can be used against you

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 4 роки тому +47

      I have no clue

  • @fredman2640
    @fredman2640 4 роки тому +5372

    That woman who got "hit in the eye" looked like she was faking a sports injury.

    • @henryreusch6313
      @henryreusch6313 4 роки тому +40

      Good observation

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 4 роки тому +197

      She'd do well in soccer.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 4 роки тому +21

      Shawn Siya what is soccer?

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 4 роки тому +93

      @@weg5856 Football.
      The game in which people run around a field while fighting for possession of a spherical ball.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 4 роки тому +35

      Shawn Siya ah yes I'm familiar with football

  • @planetbizo408
    @planetbizo408 4 роки тому +4475

    Old grandma hits lady at the back of the head
    Woman: *EPILEPTIC SEIZURE*
    Man: “hE hIT HeR iN tHE EyE”

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 роки тому +628

    The bookstore one was actually a weird viral marketing attempt for the book.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 роки тому +4

      Invidious Ignoramus u forgot to say plot twist ;)

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 роки тому +62

      @@bogent2039 No, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to say that.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 роки тому

      @@InvidiousIgnoramus whoah ok boomer

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 4 роки тому +37

      Bogent203 ya blew it

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 роки тому +1

      Elmer Adkins no shit

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 4 роки тому +11800

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    BUT MY BMW is coming, AND MY MUMS BENZ IS MINE NOW.

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 4 роки тому +584

      I think he was trying to be sarcastic 😂 but honestly idk

    • @bchapman3146
      @bchapman3146 4 роки тому +55

      Leave blazendary alone lol😂😂

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 4 роки тому +5

      CHXP facts 🤣

    • @Boxxcutter
      @Boxxcutter 4 роки тому +113

      fucking disgusting.

    • @wilnage5586
      @wilnage5586 4 роки тому

      It was prob a joke you can't be that dumb

  • @tombanks1839
    @tombanks1839 4 роки тому +7300

    I wanna be friends with that bookstore cashier. He's so chill.

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 4 роки тому +170

      You know that wasn’t real right?

    • @pilotmatthew1787
      @pilotmatthew1787 4 роки тому +24

      Same if you find him send him to me

    • @DenDen0074
      @DenDen0074 4 роки тому +131

      i can't understand anything after she started screaming :D ;-;

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 4 роки тому +16

      Gangster of Love yes

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 роки тому +15

      Lane Thomas no. Stop spreading misinformation

  • @xenic5227
    @xenic5227 4 роки тому +3108

    IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER
    "what is a homophobe?"
    "uh...someone who doesn't like gay people...?"
    *subtle nod
    "oh, i just said homophobe, didn't i?"

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 роки тому +522

      That one was great, she is looking at him like wtf did you just say. Only to be wrong herself

    • @beebisceebis
      @beebisceebis 4 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 роки тому +259

      @Axiom Steel26 homophone

    • @StarryNightt.
      @StarryNightt. 4 роки тому +85

      @Axiom Steel26 I think she meant to say homonym lol

    • @mog8506
      @mog8506 4 роки тому +16

      Yes I know that is what happened I’m not dumb idiot

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 роки тому +820

    0:05 All i did was weed
    4:00 All i did was read

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 5 років тому +3162

    “Hit her eye” *Hits back of head*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +7

      Hokuto Shinken is invincible

    • @davidedvardsen5053
      @davidedvardsen5053 5 років тому +128

      The judge who sentenced her should honestly never be in court again. Like... Look at the security footage maybe?

    • @jamesgames9570
      @jamesgames9570 5 років тому +33

      That lady flopped harder than Lebron

    • @Weppo.
      @Weppo. 5 років тому +33

      Why did she fell of a chair when hit on the head with a book

    • @Spider_punk03
      @Spider_punk03 5 років тому +24

      Weppo faking it to look like she suffered to make others feel bad for her or something.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 років тому +8149

    *Gets slapped with paper*
    *Dies*

    • @pertlicious7083
      @pertlicious7083 5 років тому +309

      That one made me so angry honestly. Has she considered playing soccer?

    • @killermemestar5135
      @killermemestar5135 5 років тому +192

      Gets hit in head
      “Ow mY eYe”

    • @expiredlamb2000
      @expiredlamb2000 5 років тому +24

      Is allergies. Like, everyone knows paper allergy is a thing!

    • @elisaw.5449
      @elisaw.5449 5 років тому +4

      Pertlicious Oh my god yes😂😂 exactly my thought😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 5 років тому +8

      The lady should learn not to play the victim

  • @elir.8300
    @elir.8300 4 роки тому +314

    *literally anything ironic: happens*
    Executive producer: Larry David

    • @bleb2771
      @bleb2771 4 роки тому +4

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 роки тому

      @IllumiNaughty amazing joke

    • @ye-3026
      @ye-3026 4 роки тому

      I wanna know from what movie that is

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 роки тому

      @Sum Ting Wong its from Seinfeld, I believe

    • @elir.8300
      @elir.8300 4 роки тому

      Sum Ting Wong curb your enthusiasm

  • @jackdonohue7893
    @jackdonohue7893 4 роки тому +646

    The Stephen King lady one is a skit and shouldn’t be here

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 роки тому +4

      Yea

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 роки тому +15

      But bruh it’s still funny

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 роки тому +8

      Big noob Me big roux
      This isn’t about being funny it’s about itony

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin 4 роки тому

      @@egg69420 I have more roux than you

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 4 роки тому +5

      The Jimmy Kimmel one shouldn't, either.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +1741

    "She was fined fifteen hundred dollars. All of that money went to acting classes for the victim."

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 4 роки тому +9

      And was paid for an ice pack for her eye

    • @sirgo0se97
      @sirgo0se97 4 роки тому +31

      I love how she just took a moment to decide how to react 😂

    • @bowlcut7214
      @bowlcut7214 4 роки тому +4

      They should have used that money to hire somebody to watch the security cameras

    • @cropat6142
      @cropat6142 4 роки тому

      He looks like geting shoot by sniper.

  • @PichDextro
    @PichDextro 4 роки тому +5870

    That "She hit her in the eye" shit really got me. Like imagine touching someone with a piece of paper and almost killing that person...

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 роки тому +134

      i mean she didn't almost kill the person, that fall wasn't exactly remotely believable.

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 4 роки тому +198

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I was joking with "killing her". Of course that fall was faked as hell. A blind person could see that... xD

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 роки тому +35

      @@PichDextro idk that was a pretty brutal slap

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 4 роки тому +19

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx Yeah true, I give you that

    • @confusedbakugo1373
      @confusedbakugo1373 4 роки тому +71

      I think the "anger management" part was the funniest. I mean that was unrelenting fury in that strike.

  • @gunfighterdrummer
    @gunfighterdrummer 4 роки тому +357

    5:00
    Imagibe getting a 1500 dollar and 100 hours community service just for fanning someones head with a magazine. Hahaha

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 роки тому +29

      Welcome to the American legal system

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 роки тому +34

      Imagine being arrested, charged, and found guilty for saying something rude online. Welcome to the European justice system

    • @lzasyr
      @lzasyr 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck this, Canada here I come!

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll 4 роки тому +5

      Imagibe

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 роки тому

      @@GamingIncMasterTroll holy shit I didn't notice that.

  • @lachatnoir1127
    @lachatnoir1127 4 роки тому +1099

    The girl who "wrote the book" clearly has never read due to her very limited vocabulary

    • @babatunde8557
      @babatunde8557 4 роки тому +9

      That girl is actually zoella lol

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 роки тому +104

      ً ٍ 1. Fuck Zoella. 2. No one asked

    • @jamiekavanagh8841
      @jamiekavanagh8841 4 роки тому +48

      Eirik Engevik she constantly scams her children fan base by using shit that’s not hers and selling for a blown up price like her calendar she shouldn’t be on youtube

    • @nxt5817
      @nxt5817 4 роки тому +21

      Because everyone knows using big words every other word makes you smart

    • @TypetwoAbsolute
      @TypetwoAbsolute 4 роки тому +32

      @@nxt5817 It does identify that you memorized a lot of words, probably by reading a lot. You would might even say they don't have a limited vocabulary. =)

  • @patricksobb5762
    @patricksobb5762 4 роки тому +4935

    "She was fined $1500 and sentenced to 100 hours community service, the victim has been approached by numerous Italian Serie A and La Liga clubs.

    • @adryningle5176
      @adryningle5176 4 роки тому +179

      only the elite will understand this

    • @jimmoefoe1471
      @jimmoefoe1471 4 роки тому +89

      @@adryningle5176 STFU you ain't elites.
      Most football fans are deluded pussies and it's highly likely you are one too.

    • @khaliqanifowoshe751
      @khaliqanifowoshe751 4 роки тому +199

      Jim MoeFoe relax bud

    • @ThatGuyCanmanNC
      @ThatGuyCanmanNC 4 роки тому +6

    • @gabriel.6965
      @gabriel.6965 4 роки тому +23

      @@adryningle5176 i didnt watch football in 10 years and understood it stfu

  • @creepierflame10
    @creepierflame10 4 роки тому +3217

    I can't believe that dude tried to throw his wife under the bus like that. Whack lol

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 роки тому +227

      I am pretty sure the dude did not want to lose his job. If his wife gets in trouble he can bail her out but if he gets in trouble then he loses everything.

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 роки тому +142

      Q wait? When did I say I support it? Damn thanks for telling me MY opinion. I think you misunderstood my explanation as support. Reread it and find where it says that I think what he did was good.

    • @andris6273
      @andris6273 4 роки тому +12

      @CreepierFlame they probably consulted with each other it was the best decision to do. Considering he could lose his job and probably everything they have without that job. She might be unemployed or if she wasnt, surely not as well paying as his job.

    • @somedorkfromspace
      @somedorkfromspace 4 роки тому +3

      @@idontcarebut9212 he doesnt deserve his job if he's stealing from people there

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 4 роки тому

      THEY GOTTA GO BACK

  • @hsimmons7334
    @hsimmons7334 4 роки тому +324

    TSA needs to get their act together, this is why people hate bag checks and searches, nobody wants people snooping through their stuff

    • @jockin
      @jockin 4 роки тому +10

      But if they dont search next thing you know there will be a 9/11 #2

    • @hsimmons7334
      @hsimmons7334 4 роки тому +3

      @@jockin 😬

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 роки тому +3

      Jockin lol they TSA fail at there job

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 роки тому +8

      Jockin yea, bc people smuggle planes in their pockets.

    • @mn-vu5de
      @mn-vu5de 4 роки тому +2

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai personally I have a little universe in my bags.

  • @SailorTeam
    @SailorTeam 4 роки тому +35

    “Do YoU mAkE KoOlAiD?”👁👄👁

    • @Paul681513
      @Paul681513 3 роки тому +5

      The little girls reaction killed me😂

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 5 років тому +18309

    _sNoW anD wEEd baBy_

  • @Jeric-gq7pr
    @Jeric-gq7pr 4 роки тому +3852

    The ‘hit her in the eye’ one made me so angry. 100 hours of community service. Joke

    • @dieteticaura7343
      @dieteticaura7343 4 роки тому +200

      Eric Jenkins don’t forget the $1500 fine

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 роки тому +108

      I guess you need to attend anger management classes too

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 роки тому +149

      Did NO ONE in the court think to check the tape?

    • @eureka0521
      @eureka0521 4 роки тому +105

      @@jasonmartin4775 I'm sure they did, it still goes down as assault which is a joke. A friend of mine stole a couple butterfingers once and gave me one(I was made an accomplice). We got caught I had to do 100 hrs community service and 3 jury duty's to not have "theft" on my record for a fcking candy bar.

    • @jean-alexandre5594
      @jean-alexandre5594 4 роки тому +47

      @@eureka0521 it's still theft tho

  • @oswaldgunnifry303
    @oswaldgunnifry303 4 роки тому +46

    i love that its larry who walks out in the last clip because he doesnt want to get mauled

    • @Ojj2002
      @Ojj2002 4 роки тому +4

      executive producer larry david

    • @The_Torpid_Tad
      @The_Torpid_Tad 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ojj2002 Absolutely no one commented about that!

    • @joerogansdmtpipe727
      @joerogansdmtpipe727 3 роки тому

      @@The_Torpid_Tadexactly! Like wtf that’s executive producer Larry David 😂 that’s where the damn outdo comes from , his show

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod Місяць тому

      @@The_Torpid_Tad Huh? That's the only reason the clip is in there. It isn't even a curb momento. No one commented about it because it's obvious.

  • @eli.325
    @eli.325 4 роки тому +177

    *Gets hit in the back of head with some paper*
    *_has seizure_*

    • @Lana-ie5qy
      @Lana-ie5qy 4 роки тому +2

      SHe jUst gOt hiT in tHe EYE

  • @fransalvino8
    @fransalvino8 5 років тому +5480

    *hits in back of head*
    “She hit that women in the eye!”

  • @archiesutherland6127
    @archiesutherland6127 5 років тому +9290

    Who is Susan?

    • @towelie9073
      @towelie9073 5 років тому +175

      Nasus

    • @no-won
      @no-won 5 років тому +530

      It's illegal for cops to go through phones like that btw

    • @MrGEORGETHOMPS
      @MrGEORGETHOMPS 5 років тому +53

      Insane Brain no it’s not

    • @susanb5401
      @susanb5401 5 років тому +62

      Pretty sure its me

    • @alberto1085
      @alberto1085 5 років тому +7

      I have no clue

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 4 роки тому +80

    "I'm not a Rich Kid™"
    **has red seatbelts**

  • @cv2594
    @cv2594 4 роки тому +31

    "I have snow and weed baby we party 2 a lil" Lmao they ruined his whole dam night!

  • @adrithewhiteperson7675
    @adrithewhiteperson7675 5 років тому +4239

    *TAPS WOMAN WITH PAPER*
    Woman: AaaAAaAaHhH!!!!!!

    • @MigL_
      @MigL_ 5 років тому +64

      AdriTheWhitePerson its like soccer

    • @pianostuff2731
      @pianostuff2731 5 років тому +119

      @@MigL_ THE BACK OF THE HEAD:
      THE LAW: she just struck her in the eye
      its like football with outright cheating, sports is fairer than politics confirmed

    • @UKFX
      @UKFX 5 років тому +56

      These fakers should be the ones in jail.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 5 років тому +18

      I hope to god the mayor and his ally aren't employed after that corrupt sideshow.

    • @abhyudaysinghparmar6055
      @abhyudaysinghparmar6055 5 років тому +8

      That book must have been poisoned

  • @daniellahayde9621
    @daniellahayde9621 5 років тому +1936

    *gets hit on the back of head*
    *carefully gets out of chair and rolls on the ground*

  • @forexsniper6061
    @forexsniper6061 4 роки тому +108

    8:08 I want be an Aryan and that is my final solution to this question

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 роки тому +44

      I did Nazi that coming

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 роки тому +5

      Steven Friedman I was not prepared for your reply

    • @crazyk2600
      @crazyk2600 4 роки тому +1

      I am an Aryan

    • @beaubigd8153
      @beaubigd8153 4 роки тому

      What does Aryan mean

    • @DanishThug29
      @DanishThug29 4 роки тому +2

      Beau BigD master race, it’s this nazi ideology that essentially means that that Germans and other Europeans are the top racial hierarchy. They believe they are superior to other races.

  • @vagabond2385
    @vagabond2385 4 роки тому +29

    *Literally lives as if he were in GTA and was given modded money*
    “I try not to live my life thinking about money because money doesn’t make me happy.”

  • @ellyana4992
    @ellyana4992 5 років тому +11185

    Why is this suggested when im going to sleep?

  • @TheSubwizzle
    @TheSubwizzle 5 років тому +1658

    The 'homophone/homophobe' Freudian slip Ellen made was hilarious lmao

    • @Waelly17
      @Waelly17 5 років тому +13

      Lmao thats legit what my mom would do

    • @Enrique-peralta
      @Enrique-peralta 5 років тому +154

      The poor guy was confused. Is this a trick question you bitch?

    • @PBM24
      @PBM24 5 років тому +1

      I didn’t get that one

    • @ewankennedy5769
      @ewankennedy5769 5 років тому +31

      @@PBM24 homophone and homophobe are two words that mean very different things. One is words that sound similar and another is someone who hates gay people

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 5 років тому +13

      @@ewankennedy5769 how ironic

  • @UncleYis
    @UncleYis 4 роки тому +112

    Who else is actually watching this instead of sleeping

  • @isaacschmidt1359
    @isaacschmidt1359 4 роки тому +49

    She was just doing the monologue from “Misery”!

    • @myspareaccount8113
      @myspareaccount8113 3 роки тому

      I know and so many people are posting the video without giving that context. Its so annoying just do some research people

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 4 місяці тому

      It’s also literally the actor

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod Місяць тому

      @@GODSPEE. What actor? If you think that's Kathy Bates from the movie Misery, you're wrong.

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. Місяць тому

      @@92brunod yeah ur right, it’s a fan imitating the character

  • @fartonaut2291
    @fartonaut2291 5 років тому +4297

    *"Oh I said homophobe didn't I?"*

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 5 років тому +137

      I didn't get this one. Can you please explain?

    • @Havs122
      @Havs122 5 років тому +47

      Me too

    • @koolstargirl23579
      @koolstargirl23579 5 років тому +179

      @@antikokalis I think she was supposed to say another word than homophobe, idrk to be honest😂

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 5 років тому +421

      @Coca cola Thanx. I saw elsewhere that the word was "homophone"

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 5 років тому +182

      D
      And she got triggered

  • @stockloc
    @stockloc 5 років тому +1111

    Woman slaps woman in head with magazine.
    "Oaaah!" *woman does backflip onto floor*
    Mayor of the courtroom: "She hit her in the eye"

    • @Runescapebones
      @Runescapebones 5 років тому +17

      what would happen if she was hit harder would she have died?

    • @amyseal9623
      @amyseal9623 5 років тому +6

      More like taps

    • @agentsmith9858
      @agentsmith9858 5 років тому +3

      @Michael Klump the rock would be jelaous, i reffering to the stunner he selled against austin

    • @bedbug9130
      @bedbug9130 5 років тому

      I mean she should still be arrested

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 5 років тому +1

      BedBug No she shouldn't have been

  • @petflaska389
    @petflaska389 4 роки тому +14

    4:57 am: I finished the video and it's time to fall asleep, gn.

  • @feshgogulululu
    @feshgogulululu 4 роки тому +75

    zoella’s book was by far the worst 15 dollars my 12 year old self has ever bought

  • @archington1851
    @archington1851 5 років тому +2157

    05:19 yeah forgot the eye was on the back of our heads

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 5 років тому +96

      That was common soccer dive, she did it for the team.
      Coach slapped her butt cheek on the way to the showers.

    • @mecasunny
      @mecasunny 5 років тому +1

      Well you have at least on eye on the back...if you know what I mean..

    • @AaronUnknownPerformance
      @AaronUnknownPerformance 5 років тому +9

      Even the major is a liar

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 5 років тому +14

      She must’ve been a teacher.

    • @1yearago491
      @1yearago491 5 років тому +2

      Would explain a lot of with politicians tbh

  • @adimitri6445
    @adimitri6445 4 роки тому +5419

    I’m not the biggest kimmel fan but it’s not like that envelope ordeal was his fault

    • @ryanbrown7440
      @ryanbrown7440 4 роки тому +440

      yeah. wasnt even the fault of the poor people who read it, they gave them the wrong envelope :(

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 роки тому +40

      "Why can't you just keep it"
      This is what he said. 😂😂

    • @GIboy1990
      @GIboy1990 4 роки тому +171

      Can you really blame a guy that doesnt produce any origional content, and had a team of writers underneath him? The dude literally just reads a script.

    • @15xChampions
      @15xChampions 4 роки тому +19

      GIboy1990 trump supporter 😂

    • @autechrefan1395
      @autechrefan1395 4 роки тому +75

      @@15xChampions you're moronic as fuck

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 3 роки тому +2

    Larry “the legend” David - “ you know what? I’m good.”

  • @ericvondoom8927
    @ericvondoom8927 4 роки тому +12

    The girls face when he said cool aid had me rolling!!😂😂

  • @dewgames1862
    @dewgames1862 4 роки тому +2944

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    *Proceeds to take his mother’s Benz to school*

    • @franco0-0
      @franco0-0 4 роки тому +20

      DewGames we can see that

    • @BiggusDickus79
      @BiggusDickus79 4 роки тому +87

      I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a self aware joke. Granted he came across as a smug arsehole, but I don't think that one was a good meme.

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 4 роки тому +3

      I’m pretty sure he was addressing that ppl say his mom and dad buy his clothes

    • @hunterb1435
      @hunterb1435 4 роки тому +5

      Y’all prolly don’t even know blazendary like that

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 4 роки тому

      Hunter B I like some of the stuff he post but not a lot of it

  • @jakeaveny
    @jakeaveny 5 років тому +8158

    I feel like the curb meme was misused in a lot of these

    • @SpaceJamzzz
      @SpaceJamzzz 4 роки тому +662

      honestly like 95% of curb memes are misused :(

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 4 роки тому +224

      somebody call the meme police

    • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
      @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 4 роки тому +48

      That's right but open Instagram now, it's a really bad situation

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 4 роки тому +40

      Only about two of the memes in this video used the meme correctly

    • @FMArose1
      @FMArose1 4 роки тому +27

      Can you please explain the right use? I sadly never understood the point they were trying to make.

  • @sxysteve87
    @sxysteve87 4 роки тому +21

    Girl in the bookstore was acting. She is being the character from the book misery looking for the book misery.

  • @uwuowo5799
    @uwuowo5799 4 роки тому +24

    5:12 When your sibling hits you and your mom is in the room

  • @Crack3erG
    @Crack3erG 5 років тому +1732

    "I can order it for you, or check if any nearby stores have it.....................................mam"

    • @euc5957
      @euc5957 5 років тому +93

      The hero we need

    • @moomoomoomuu
      @moomoomoomuu 5 років тому +124

      whooosh! Misery is a novel by Stephen king that consists of a woman named Annie who is obsessed with an author named Paul Sheldon, his novels revolve around a character named misery

    • @NiferWee
      @NiferWee 5 років тому +106

      it was staged. She's part of a theatre group and this was a promo they did back in 2011

    • @jegrif123
      @jegrif123 5 років тому +29

      Just watch the movie and you’ll get the reference, she’s impersonating Kathy Bates

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 5 років тому +9

      Thanks, I couldn't clearly understand what he said.

  • @johnhenderson5041
    @johnhenderson5041 5 років тому +1190

    Back of head = eye

  • @adenarrington7607
    @adenarrington7607 4 роки тому +39

    6:00 is an act. She is talking about Paul Sheldon from the movie Misery

  • @michaelroy6630
    @michaelroy6630 4 роки тому +5

    6:05 That guy's patience is soooooo admirable

  • @brookoffthehook5166
    @brookoffthehook5166 5 років тому +13602

    Just making sure you guys are watching with Wi-fi and not cellular Data

    • @ZYBERPUNKZ
      @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 років тому +715

      BrookOffTheHook thank you brave soldier

    • @MacMac548
      @MacMac548 5 років тому +386

      Papa bless

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 років тому +341

      Thanks I checked
      I forget I turn it off sometimes if the wifi isnt working right

    • @oaso235
      @oaso235 5 років тому +303

      not all heroes wear capes

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +80

      (Slowly backs outta this thread)

  • @tombarrett212
    @tombarrett212 5 років тому +1075

    Dude just leaning in while shes shouting.
    "I can order it for you."
    Made my day.

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 5 років тому +95

      He's so helpful. He is a good cashier. I like him.

    • @Alice45894
      @Alice45894 5 років тому +53

      And she just stands there like bitch you're ruining my moment😂

    • @Cat-vs7rc
      @Cat-vs7rc 5 років тому +7

      poor guy

    • @kevinjohnson6549
      @kevinjohnson6549 5 років тому +19

      Shits fake tho

    • @arronmathew7154
      @arronmathew7154 5 років тому +12

      Sorry to say but it's a fake

  • @jonahbarber8596
    @jonahbarber8596 4 роки тому +153

    Title should be “Funny entertaining clips” instead of curb your meme because most of them aren’t right

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 4 роки тому +5

      This is a statement.

  • @smittyplays04
    @smittyplays04 4 роки тому +3

    The irony on the last one 😂😂

  • @haily1208
    @haily1208 5 років тому +2785

    THAT MAN TRIED TO RAt OUT HIS WIFE ARE U KIDDING ME LMAOOOO

    • @gutwounds
      @gutwounds 5 років тому +151

      Probably the only parent with a job so he told her to take the fall and he will keep bringing home paychecks for them

    • @70spoem
      @70spoem 5 років тому +12

      DIVORCE

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 років тому +15

      The wife STOLE it tho

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 років тому +80

      It is true. I saw her. I was the metal detector.

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 років тому +40

      @@gutwounds it's a joke dumb ass

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 5 років тому +5956

    Elen was so triggered until she realized her accident

    • @JamieR1988
      @JamieR1988 5 років тому +719

      Yep.
      Her face was a picture!
      She's an idiot nowadays. She used to be quite funny, but she gets offended over the littlest things and also treats people like shit if they don't agree with her. She's a bully

    • @7OwlsWithALaptop
      @7OwlsWithALaptop 5 років тому +992

      I don't think she was triggered, it's more like she thpught that the guy was stupid and waited for the audience to laugh, only to see that nobody was laughing and from that realized her mistake.

    • @thunderz8595
      @thunderz8595 5 років тому +44

      Jamie Reid “littlest” man some people don’t know grammar....

    • @Nicole-qe7vc
      @Nicole-qe7vc 5 років тому +355

      ​@@JamieR1988 Haha she wasn't offended she was just confused by his answer. He didn't even say anything that could be offensive.

    • @dimazagungprakoso1941
      @dimazagungprakoso1941 5 років тому +91

      No this is what happens if you say a word very often its automatically recorded by your brain to say those word very easily. You know she is lesbian and shit and pretty much a feminist maybe so you know they very often throw those homophobe word around to everyone

  • @KrolMyszka
    @KrolMyszka 4 роки тому +20

    The Paul Sheldon lady is a troll impersonating Annie Wilkes from Misery

  • @christianjavier1776
    @christianjavier1776 4 роки тому +11

    When he finds the iPad after the ping. Lmao!!

  • @bongo1392
    @bongo1392 5 років тому +1129

    Oh right zoella still exists

  • @aurourus6894
    @aurourus6894 5 років тому +1614

    pretty sure that rich kid thing was a deliberate joke on his part

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 5 років тому +110

      Eltaccos Neczy No its not, do you even know what a woosh is?

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 5 років тому +2

      Eltaccos Neczy what?

    • @zab0r
      @zab0r 5 років тому +22

      woosh

    • @karimlel4201
      @karimlel4201 5 років тому +4

      Ciminan Woooosh

    • @cbs1n15
      @cbs1n15 5 років тому +3

      @@karimlel4201 woosh

  • @mou7866
    @mou7866 4 роки тому +57

    I want to be in the air.... Like an airian eish, poor choice of word

    • @coolxd7336
      @coolxd7336 4 роки тому +2

      mou7866 essa I don’t get it what is that’s?

    • @Oskar-wx4gj
      @Oskar-wx4gj 4 роки тому +17

      johny roblox 7 Aryan was a term used by Hitler. It was basically Hitlers opinion that there was an “aryan race” which was better than others. For example that people of the aryan race were christian, white etc.

    • @coolxd7336
      @coolxd7336 4 роки тому +7

      mou7866 essa thanks for explaining you get a like

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 роки тому +1

      SaltyGeralty Blond, tall, athletic etc.

    • @Oskar-wx4gj
      @Oskar-wx4gj 4 роки тому +2

      Eirik Engevik yeah, unlike Hitler.

  • @jasongreen5750
    @jasongreen5750 4 роки тому

    the difference in volume for each set is truly spectacular

  • @Murphy2043
    @Murphy2043 4 роки тому +1454

    Bookstore lady is actually pretending to be the antagonist in the movie Misery.

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 4 роки тому +88

      I was already questioning if I was the only person who noticed that. Luckily not.

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 роки тому

      She was still annoying af surely she could have found a better place to pull a stunt like that people tryna have peace and quiet in the library then this bitch comes in screaming bloody muder

    • @SuperTbng
      @SuperTbng 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +62

      she reminded me of shrek when he started screaming at the birthday party

    • @dohnboe6323
      @dohnboe6323 4 роки тому +7

      The bookstore, what a stage.....

  • @its1899
    @its1899 5 років тому +1382

    *lightly hits in the back of the head with a notebook*
    "ShE sTrUcK tHaT wOmAn In ThE eYe"

  • @basedbartholomew3968
    @basedbartholomew3968 4 роки тому +13

    The DeWitt vs That Woman Was I Felt Anger on Both Sides (DeWitt Getting a Really Wrong Sentence, The Woman Acting, Saying she hit her in the eye when she hit her in the head)

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 роки тому +28

    Gets hit in the back of the head with paper
    Falls on ground
    "I've been hit right in the eye!"

  • @zaddy4829
    @zaddy4829 5 років тому +520

    Lady that got “struck in the eye” at 5:10 would make a great soccer player

  • @pandafish1437
    @pandafish1437 5 років тому +880

    omfg this made me realise zoella still exists

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 5 років тому

      Eh she aint relevant

    • @renyputman7118
      @renyputman7118 5 років тому +2

      fweh don’t worry beside the ridiculously overpriced advent calendar of last year you did not miss a thing. Fame really got to her

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 5 років тому

      Michael Klump zoella like most UA-camrs works very hard and deserves everything she has people need to stop hating on her and honestly she’s one of the only UA-camrs that still does normal videos instead of ‘burning my $1,000,000 gucci bag’ bullshit

    • @hazel5634
      @hazel5634 5 років тому +3

      Jessica Low what is with this obsession with "deserving" and entitlement? It's a toxic mindset that's getting embedded into society. She neither deserves nor doesn't deserve all of the fame, fortune and power, she just has it. You think she works harder than people in third world; Who reap very little from their work? Shouldn't they "deserve" even more then, by your logic? It's bullshit

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 5 років тому

      prowlers it’s also my opinion you think zoella doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t work hard I disagree so please respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours I don’t care about what’s toxic because in my opinion all the hate comments about her are toxic

  • @Ch9-7708
    @Ch9-7708 4 роки тому +44

    The Kimmel one was funny, I didn’t even notice his emotions before

    • @bookr1
      @bookr1 4 роки тому +5

      I felt bad for Kimmel in that clip. Other curbs in this clip are the result of ignorance or hypocrisy, whereas Kimmel made a mistake.

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 4 роки тому +6

      @@bookr1 Ya fuck Kimmel he sucks and more people should walk off his show after he says dumb or offensive shit to his guests

    • @user-nw6jc8xg1b
      @user-nw6jc8xg1b 4 роки тому

      Who was the person sitting there? I mean the first guest. Dont recognise him

    • @johnnygillan1039
      @johnnygillan1039 4 роки тому +1

      Шарли Куин Larry David the guy who’s shows theme song is curb meme song

    • @hannahcatesilver2154
      @hannahcatesilver2154 4 роки тому +2

      i didn’t get that one can someone explain lmao

  • @emacityy7565
    @emacityy7565 4 роки тому

    Best compilation of curb your enthusiasm meme

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 5 років тому +1255

    2:16 holy shit Ryan Gosling switched the envelopes.

    • @kalejuice5701
      @kalejuice5701 5 років тому +16

      Wait, what? My dumbass keeps missing it.
      :0

    • @sorayajuste9664
      @sorayajuste9664 5 років тому +11

      I don't see it lol😂😂😂😂

    • @ciaoboy9968
      @ciaoboy9968 5 років тому +83

      Caleb _ I i think op means Ryan Gosling was behind the mix-up, like backstage or something.

    • @niyomi3607
      @niyomi3607 5 років тому +4

      *Ryan ross*

    • @berylorcales408
      @berylorcales408 5 років тому

      @@niyomi3607 lmao brendon is shaking

  • @declanfraney6372
    @declanfraney6372 5 років тому +2134

    Damn that TSA dude blaming his wife though

    • @johndoesson
      @johndoesson 5 років тому +111

      Logical decision, trying to save himself from losing his job. My guess, hes the provider, shes the "home wife".

    • @marlonarancibia3247
      @marlonarancibia3247 5 років тому +117

      Fucking got a job for a national agency and decided to fuck it up, serves him right.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 5 років тому +6

      Nah. Hes gay.

    • @momobunny2456
      @momobunny2456 5 років тому

      Declan F. Lmfao

    • @achilles_kbab
      @achilles_kbab 5 років тому +9

      And wearing an Army shirt. What a disgrace.

  • @professorbone8709
    @professorbone8709 4 роки тому +1

    Bookstore scene is just a really well done bit, im impressed tbh

  • @aperson1069
    @aperson1069 4 роки тому +7

    The Misery one is by far the best troll I’ve ever seen

  • @rk3340
    @rk3340 5 років тому +1341

    5:10 rare footage of Neymar’s grandma

  • @Drum3rboi3838
    @Drum3rboi3838 5 років тому +1832

    the fat girl in the library is actually her imitating a character from the stephen king book/movie misery. good movie

    • @iLoafCallumKay
      @iLoafCallumKay 5 років тому +292

      I laugh my ass off everytime somebody thinks it's real XD

    • @BoBBaB0oN
      @BoBBaB0oN 5 років тому +278

      well, she is fat.

    • @jimnosnow4484
      @jimnosnow4484 5 років тому +101

      There were lots of girls in the library. Might not have known which one they meant. You assumed which one they meant so you’re as bad.

    • @Drum3rboi3838
      @Drum3rboi3838 5 років тому +10

      @@MagiskAntirrhinum ok?

    • @vallinbenjamin4873
      @vallinbenjamin4873 5 років тому +55

      xXRyoko GimaXx Actually, she's fat as fuck ...

  • @Dancingleaf243
    @Dancingleaf243 4 роки тому

    one of the best edits of all time

  • @Thedreamer20015
    @Thedreamer20015 4 роки тому +2

    I watched this as I slammed two bottles of wine and I love this video 😂

  • @midasvannoorden7862
    @midasvannoorden7862 4 роки тому +565

    7:08 i was hoping so hard for the alarm to go of on their own iPad

  • @LittleThings98
    @LittleThings98 5 років тому +780

    Nobody comments about the guy who stole the fcking IPad 💀

  • @grant9205
    @grant9205 4 роки тому +1

    Haha the book store working just cheerfully pooping his head into frame, “I can order it for you!” Lol got me weak!

  • @2phonegluggy
    @2phonegluggy 4 роки тому +2

    The book store one was hilarious to me cause she was screaming and the guy just calmly suggests other options

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 4 роки тому +1937

    *slaps woman with a paper in the back of head *
    SHE STRUCK HER IN THE EYE!

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 4 роки тому +647

    Me: *Hits younger sibling*
    Younger sibling: 5:12

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 роки тому +7

      5:18 ur mom seeing u "hit" ur brother

    • @puurrrr
      @puurrrr 4 роки тому

      Haha that would be my older brother

    • @aoifefitzgerald7379
      @aoifefitzgerald7379 4 роки тому +1

      This is too underrated

  • @lapaxed
    @lapaxed 4 роки тому +93

    “I have no clue what that is” smoke or do drugs in your house not in your car how can some people be so stupid

    • @CocktailKnight
      @CocktailKnight 4 роки тому

      But he wanted to party with a hooker though!

    • @Spac3Potat0
      @Spac3Potat0 4 роки тому +1

      Why not party with the hooker in your house? More room, gotta make the most of that 100

    • @Spac3Potat0
      @Spac3Potat0 4 роки тому +1

      I agree though, most drug users I know at least make an effort to not get caught, meth is clearly another level

    • @Dubconnolly
      @Dubconnolly 4 роки тому

      Yeah that’s the joke

    • @lapaxed
      @lapaxed 4 роки тому

      Imono kang it makes them more secure tho

  • @idunaron
    @idunaron 4 роки тому +6

    Logan Paul: Wanna know the real answer?
    Interviewer: No I wanna know the fake answer...

  • @dedox6749
    @dedox6749 4 роки тому +170

    5:15
    That was the most extra, fake, and unnecessary fall. And then he’s gonna say “He hit her right in the eye”

    • @Potato-fw1hj
      @Potato-fw1hj 4 роки тому

      Mlbb players wants to know your location.

  • @lostbeam488
    @lostbeam488 5 років тому +167

    5:40 when a rich person lightly bumps into you

  • @bumblebee5811
    @bumblebee5811 4 роки тому +5

    “Money doesn’t make me happy”
    BUT it sure af don’t make you sad !!!

  • @sauceup713ayye7
    @sauceup713ayye7 4 роки тому +2

    "Do you make kool aid?" That shit took me out🤣🤣

  • @rell6837
    @rell6837 5 років тому +2297

    6:13
    *"Ma'am?"*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +15

      You okay?

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 5 років тому +9

      TJ2LJ i didn't get it. what was happening?

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +12

      He was quoting the employee

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 5 років тому +7

      《REÐJIVE》 i mean why was the lady angry

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +3

      I have that same question

  • @OthersEscape
    @OthersEscape 5 років тому +2445

    The priest shown at 8:18 is the 3rd highest ranking catholic and head of the catholic church in Australia. He was just convicted of Pedophilia last week.

    • @Jordan22220
      @Jordan22220 5 років тому +81

      It's a hit job. He's innocent

    • @giahuy7109
      @giahuy7109 5 років тому +19

      Jordan Robertson what is hit job?

    • @asupremum1246
      @asupremum1246 5 років тому +272

      Religious people are the biggest sinners.

    • @HeyoitGeo
      @HeyoitGeo 5 років тому +5

      Fern Benjamin yes and just got 6 years I think

    • @LE0NSKA
      @LE0NSKA 5 років тому +24

      wow. I'm so surprised

  • @nonya8694
    @nonya8694 4 роки тому +2

    This video did not make the cravings go away.