Clarkson Making Fun of Americans Compilation #3

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  • @gregbryant3826
    @gregbryant3826 3 роки тому +1143

    Americans cant make a car that goes around corners? As an American I am confused. What the hell is a corner?

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 3 роки тому +72

      Well ya see you take something like the bendy parts of the Daytona track and make it very small. When the road goes one way but has to go another way you put one of these in and suddenly you are going the way you want to go

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 3 роки тому +30

      That curved bit in a nascar track

    • @squadmaster114
      @squadmaster114 3 роки тому +64

      We dont have corners, we are too round

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 3 роки тому +15

      @@squadmaster114 Thats a good one xD

    • @talon_xi
      @talon_xi 3 роки тому +7

      Well, it's sort of a "round" road. Not as round as some of the Americans in this country, but quite round.

  • @jaymercer4692
    @jaymercer4692 3 роки тому +2351

    The American tourist bit is so accurate and so funny.

    • @stuarthancock571
      @stuarthancock571 3 роки тому +14

      Pick them from a mile away

    • @rudranshu65sengupta14
      @rudranshu65sengupta14 3 роки тому +54

      “Here we see the American Tourist in its majestic grandeur.” Read this in Attenborough’s voice.

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp 3 роки тому +14

      As a Floridan, I see this all the time, tourists from up north and the midwest they are so funny, you can tell them apart from tourists from other countries without actually talking to them lol

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp 3 роки тому +9

      @@jaymercer4692 yes definitely, Jeremy even point it out one of the times they were down here in Florida with the hotel suite and the red lobster bit lol

    • @luise213
      @luise213 3 роки тому

      @@VoVilliaCorp aren't Floridans just as fat and everything else

  • @RoadBlockM
    @RoadBlockM 3 роки тому +5745

    love him or hate him, he is saying out loud what the entire world thinks about americans

    • @davidhonkstvorisit4811
      @davidhonkstvorisit4811 3 роки тому +319

      Even what some Americans think of Americans

    • @Skylane_Pilot
      @Skylane_Pilot 3 роки тому +233

      As an American, that’s why I love him. He’s right.

    • @eunhyukwon5630
      @eunhyukwon5630 3 роки тому +29

      Facts

    • @YoungManDub
      @YoungManDub 3 роки тому +34

      US greatest country in the world. There's no waiting list or people risking their lives to get into the UK lol

    • @RoadBlockM
      @RoadBlockM 3 роки тому +265

      @@YoungManDub You are not that smart aren't you ? you just made his point. Pick up a geography atlas and find out why people are not risking their lives to get into the UK

  • @PA.69
    @PA.69 3 роки тому +3598

    well he is right 99% of the time.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 роки тому +2784

    I'm American, and I'm not insulted because these are the same things that annoy me about this country.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 роки тому +104

      I'm American, and I'm not insulted, because it's funny as heck coming from a big guy who shirks effort, thinks he's always right, and has the catchphrase "MOAH POWAH" Clarkson is the brits' version of an american.

    • @emperorfanta364
      @emperorfanta364 3 роки тому +2

      @@kenbrown2808
      J

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 роки тому +12

      @Random Account no, just minus the guns.

    • @the_autism_express
      @the_autism_express 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Sam-K
      @Sam-K 3 роки тому +2

      Yanks, eh?

  • @lennart2389
    @lennart2389 3 роки тому +1194

    3:07 He is going where no American has been before: the hospital, cause they cant pay the fees

    • @Zack_410
      @Zack_410 3 роки тому +20

      70 percent of us wanna do away with that fee BS

    • @coolio2000
      @coolio2000 3 роки тому +45

      @@Zack_410 yet they still demonise bernie

    • @fyodorseriencha6538
      @fyodorseriencha6538 3 роки тому +5

      In China the elderly do tai chi in the parks like bloody everyday together so a many of them are a damn sight healthier..

    • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
      @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 роки тому +7

      I mean
      Americans with jobs can

    • @AzanAli-
      @AzanAli- 3 роки тому +3

      Always makes me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @unfortunategamer2990
    @unfortunategamer2990 3 роки тому +555

    "because they shoot them here" *Everybody claps*

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 роки тому +36

      Confirmed sociopaths.

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 3 роки тому +18

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 *confirmed Americans... same thing really

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 3 роки тому +6

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 More like confirmed free people

    • @mrbean1012
      @mrbean1012 3 роки тому +17

      @@ImmortanDan no no, confirmed psychopaths

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 3 роки тому +5

      But really, why does nobody steals stuff from the back of a pickup over there? In Europe you can't leave your shopping exposed like that at a set of lights or some pedestrian or somebody on a scooter will just take it. Not because they need it, but because they can. America has way more homeless tramps who would love to have some of those delicious weekly Walmart groceries, but they never seem to realise they can just take it from idiots in pickups.

  • @ket_wav1013
    @ket_wav1013 3 роки тому +911

    "Id have one of those if I was the sort of person who looked at my sister and thought hmmmmm"

    • @ericgu9036
      @ericgu9036 3 роки тому +57

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 3 роки тому +4

      😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 3 роки тому +5

      I wonder if he remembers how inbred the royal family is

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 3 роки тому +32

      @@razenoid1554 every royal family in Europe is inbred. In fact, it's basically one big royal family. That's them attempting to forge alliances over centuries; not at all the same as shagging one's sister in Alabama

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 3 роки тому

      @@nigelnyoni8265 no that was ancient egypt

  • @NaNoTech4Disaster
    @NaNoTech4Disaster 3 роки тому +165

    "... the americans fail to achieved in 10 years. Get from the south of Vietnam, to the North"
    You can hear Jame's chuckling.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 роки тому +10

      Probably because of your pathologically compulsive misuse of an apostrophe in his name.

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 роки тому +2263

    To any Americans offended by this: if a statement offends you, that means you’re the reason it’s true

    • @Selmarya
      @Selmarya 3 роки тому +39

      Nah, its basically Jeremy Clarkson being a big beach about how America is better than Britain yet they drive wrong

    • @Mustang150y
      @Mustang150y  3 роки тому +226

      @@Selmarya so on that basis, japan and Australia are worse that the us

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 3 роки тому +158

      @@Mustang150y as Jeremy has said, japan the road signs are full of giberish, and Australia is full of spiders, so yes

    • @lauraduffy9055
      @lauraduffy9055 3 роки тому +11

      Does this apply only to Americans or anyone who takes offense?

    • @Selmarya
      @Selmarya 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mustang150y eh, sorta

  • @aryasena956
    @aryasena956 3 роки тому +693

    I mean, MITSUBOSHI, HUND, TYOTA, NISSEN, JAGWAAARR

    • @Memphis229-f6m
      @Memphis229-f6m 3 роки тому +41

      BEEM duble u

    • @ASMRJey
      @ASMRJey 3 роки тому +22

      Ohhhdiiii for Audi

    • @tobiasdierks
      @tobiasdierks 3 роки тому +19

      Porsh

    • @alexander1485
      @alexander1485 3 роки тому +12

      Americans pronounce it neesan

    • @pureblack8985
      @pureblack8985 3 роки тому +7

      its actually funny being austrian/ german, only countrys pronouncing any brand correctly ^^

  • @talon_xi
    @talon_xi 3 роки тому +574

    As an American, I can say that this is just common comedy. Our country is riddled with overweight people and it deserves to be joked about. But it should also be taken care of. We have no reason to have 500-pound (about 227 kilos for anyone smart enough to use the metric system) oozing over their mobility scooters while driving through a Wal-mart. Seriously, I've seen people wider than the seats for those stupid little things. Truly embarrassing.
    We honestly deserve to get made fun of for it and I'm glad not to be overweight nor obese.

    • @joesheridan9451
      @joesheridan9451 3 роки тому +6

      I feel like tbf you are either one extreme or the other. Super fit health freak high achsiver types or fat slobs lol

    • @beauxr.benoit1374
      @beauxr.benoit1374 3 роки тому +4

      Have checked the Body Mass Index? You can be an average-size man and muscular and look healthy and the BMI will tell you you're morbidly obese.

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 3 роки тому +19

      @@beauxr.benoit1374 This isn't about the BMI, this is about visibly obese people.

    • @loner88
      @loner88 2 роки тому +2

      Hate to tell you this guy not every American outside the city is an overweight Rascal riding America I have from the bee from the backwoods with a 160 IQ I also happen to be a college graduate and despite what people from the city think about people like me we know more about the world than you people who sit in your little apartments and pretending like you actually live in it

    • @Heidegaff
      @Heidegaff 2 роки тому +10

      You're smart! For an american at least.

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 3 роки тому +535

    In the last clip he makes a valid point. Like, how in hell did you manage to get only 185 hp from 3.4 liters of displacement ?!

    • @connor2053
      @connor2053 3 роки тому +132

      They wanted an engine that was like themselves, big and slow

    • @meemdoggoriginallongdrink
      @meemdoggoriginallongdrink 3 роки тому +9

      Our old car had 3.1 V6 and 162 hp

    • @weppwebb2885
      @weppwebb2885 3 роки тому +56

      Now you know what America needs all that oil for.

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 3 роки тому +16

      Maybe they wanted a lot of torque, like on heavy machinery, there a 200hp from a 6 l engine is normal.

    • @Dull_
      @Dull_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@connor2053 violation lmaooo

  • @BokaLudi
    @BokaLudi 3 роки тому +406

    "This is 600 pounds. Thats like a whole american sitting here." haahahahabaab

    • @asafall8545
      @asafall8545 3 роки тому +6

      @deliverence Found the "snowflake"

  • @Shadowdoc26
    @Shadowdoc26 3 роки тому +440

    As an American now living in Britain longer than I have in the USA, I can confirm everything this man just said and also be annoyed by it.

    • @kylebrady969
      @kylebrady969 3 роки тому +12

      Stay where you are. Coming back is not worth it. Fuck the USA

    • @drosophilamelanogaster3957
      @drosophilamelanogaster3957 3 роки тому +18

      Perspective changes when you see it from outside. Happened to me too (I'm not American).

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 2 роки тому

      @@kylebrady969 amen. The great satan. They worship fast food and huge corporations. Americans have staggeringly high income gaps. Fatties run amok rip

    • @pachacuti8403
      @pachacuti8403 Рік тому

      Enjoy not having any guns nerd

    • @Shadowdoc26
      @Shadowdoc26 Рік тому +1

      @@pachacuti8403 I’m from New York. I never had a chance to own a gun in the first place.

  • @jasonmuscat3945
    @jasonmuscat3945 3 роки тому +258

    Thats why his gt40 was always breaking it was revenge from the Americans

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 3 роки тому +48

      GT40 consumes unnessesary amount of fuel, just like Americans consume food.

    • @aaryeshg.6526
      @aaryeshg.6526 3 роки тому +14

      @@mangotail6808 That gen of GT (2005) had a tiny fuel tank tbh. It had a 50L tank. That tank size for its V8 is peanuts lmao.
      The gas mileage is pathetic yes, but if it had a bigger fuel tank, it wouldn't have been so bad.
      An F430 and Zonda had way bigger tanks than that.

    • @lukalukic1
      @lukalukic1 3 роки тому +9

      If you read a bit you would found out that Insurance company forced him to install some sort of alarm and tracing thing. Like alarm that got broken many times and he could not start up car because of it and he received many fake messages from system that his car was stolen

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 3 роки тому +5

      @@lukalukic1 He was making a joke dummy

  • @smokincolt6425
    @smokincolt6425 3 роки тому +96

    Have to agree with the bit at the end about the engines. Seriously, how on Earth did we only get 170 bhp out of a 2.4 liter engine? The 2.0 Flat 4 out of an 86 makes 200! As an American, I can gladly say I love watching Clarkson make fun of us, because a lot of it's true, and that's why it's funny.

    • @nicolasbocchino3761
      @nicolasbocchino3761 3 роки тому +4

      I think 200 hp from a 7 liter is even worse

    • @nilloc93
      @nilloc93 3 роки тому +6

      American engines are notoriously inefficient. Which is why they're generally cheaper than everything.
      when you buy a 5.3 LS 1 from chevy it'll put out ~300 BHP. Volvo makes 4L engines that put out over 600 BHP.
      But hey, there's no replacement for displacement.

    • @nicolasbocchino3761
      @nicolasbocchino3761 3 роки тому +9

      @@nilloc93 the thing is since American engines are big and underpowered it means they’re also not very stressed, which means they can last longer. Like the 5.7l 300hp v8 in a suburban. It’s not a lot of power for the size of the engine, but it’s pretty much indestructible

    • @smokincolt6425
      @smokincolt6425 3 роки тому +6

      @@nilloc93 Yeah, seems they make perfect crate engines, but god it leaves me in shock at how much better everyone else's engines are than ours lol. I've got to say that European and Asian cars are just much better built overall than American cars, with a few exceptions, like a Crown Vic being notoriously tough lol.

    • @paulkurilecz4209
      @paulkurilecz4209 2 роки тому +3

      The UK taxing scheme on auto engines drives a lot of the performance. Also, if i remember correctly, the emissions requirements on US cars is quite a bit more stringent than in the EU.

  • @GintaPPE1000
    @GintaPPE1000 2 роки тому +29

    The funniest part about 5:09 is that all of the Japanese brands built factories in the US as part of their efforts to overcome both government and public hostility when they first started selling here (and all 5 of those vehicles are made at said factories), while US manufacturers are moving their factories out of the country.

  • @leant2552
    @leant2552 3 роки тому +199

    I love these main points: Incest, Fat and Rude, and the cars can't go around the corners. Very true

    • @ObviouslyBlonde
      @ObviouslyBlonde 3 роки тому +1

      Where did the incest come from? I am not American, I'm just curious.

    • @leant2552
      @leant2552 3 роки тому +11

      @@ObviouslyBlonde the south

    • @jerrywilson7712
      @jerrywilson7712 3 роки тому +10

      @@ObviouslyBlonde they have children with their sisters and cousin down in alabama and mississippi. No need to change last names during marriage.

    • @ObviouslyBlonde
      @ObviouslyBlonde 3 роки тому

      @Willie Dynamite Thanks, I didn't know it was a general stereotype, I thought Clarkson just somehow made it up xD

    • @cinderfolf3381
      @cinderfolf3381 3 роки тому

      Forgot school shooting

  • @therickman1990
    @therickman1990 3 роки тому +154

    0:30 to be fair this is mr. Wilman making fun of Americans

    • @ericgu9036
      @ericgu9036 3 роки тому

      Was Wilman here back in the old top gear days?

    • @jebdunkins6796
      @jebdunkins6796 3 роки тому +14

      @@ericgu9036 mr Wilman and jeremy created the old top gear. The show was their baby

    • @therickman1990
      @therickman1990 3 роки тому +8

      @@ericgu9036 Andy Wilman was Top Gear's executive producer from 2002 till 2015, so all Top Gear seasons with Clarkson, Hammond, Dawe (season 1 only) and May.

    • @Orion3741
      @Orion3741 3 роки тому +2

      The original Top Gear was created all the way back in 1977. Jeremy "Jezza" Clarkson joined TG in 1988, and left in 2000. He returned to TG in 2002, reformatting it. Andy Wilman, producer of TG, was Clarkson's school mate. Together, they made TG a huge success. Hammond and May got on board, and along with Clarkson, formed the Terrible Trio. All 3 left in 2015, as well as Wilman.

  • @kevinshort3943
    @kevinshort3943 3 роки тому +381

    Apparently Football refers to it being played on foot, instead of horseback.

    • @FranseFrikandel
      @FranseFrikandel 3 роки тому +11

      So, they also have "horseball" then?

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 3 роки тому +14

      @@FranseFrikandel
      Nooooooooooooooooooo........................ Horseback is the default, so it doesn't get a special name.

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 3 роки тому +24

      I think the American version would involve using tanks instead.

    • @merlinulrich7590
      @merlinulrich7590 3 роки тому +34

      And the ball part refers to a stange elliptical sphere with pointy ends instead of something round and ball-shaped, right?

    • @yannic8336
      @yannic8336 3 роки тому

      Underrated!!

  • @benve2015
    @benve2015 3 роки тому +27

    I like that when James says "because here they shoot" people starts applauding

  • @stuarts9521
    @stuarts9521 3 роки тому +105

    When he got hurt in Vietnam, it was spooky the exact moment he wiped out.

  • @arthurmorgan8966
    @arthurmorgan8966 3 роки тому +128

    7:48 “Sadly, Americans departed, leaving us with nothing to look at, except some hippos”

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 3 роки тому +15

      @@leagueofotters2774 and less weight

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd 3 роки тому +12

      ...and more intelligent.

    • @darkshadow.1337
      @darkshadow.1337 3 роки тому +9

      They also got cleaner teeths

    • @antishovel6438
      @antishovel6438 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkshadow.1337 are you American because your English reads like one.

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 2 роки тому

      @@darkshadow.1337 yikes

  • @xSupra
    @xSupra 3 роки тому +94

    2:22 Missed a really good opportunity to say the SR-71 Blackbird

  • @ethanpinella7976
    @ethanpinella7976 3 роки тому +116

    You know top gear isn't racist or xenophobic, because they have got stereotypes for everyone. Its equality

    • @benzzodude
      @benzzodude 3 роки тому +26

      True. They even make fun of themselves

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 2 роки тому +13

      @@benzzodude True racial equality: belittle everyone equally

    • @crazylizard1889
      @crazylizard1889 Рік тому +2

      Most stereotypes exist because they're true anyway.

  • @f1since08
    @f1since08 5 місяців тому +4

    I love the fact that, when discussing bonnet / hood, the guy shouts out a bonnet is something you wear on your head. And a hood is what exactly? 😂

  • @fosterfuchs
    @fosterfuchs 3 роки тому +44

    The Pontiac Aztec looked hideous. But it actually drove nicely.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 Рік тому +1

      And if you were in it, you didn't have to look AT it.

    • @oryxified1430
      @oryxified1430 9 місяців тому

      ​@@matts1166see, I've never even seen a Pontiac Aztec IRL but I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment: I don't care if my car is ugly if everything inside it is nice and it drives well, because once I'm inside that complaint is everyone else's problem and not mine.

  • @sebastianalvarado2390
    @sebastianalvarado2390 3 роки тому +30

    “This is sushi vs a hamburger”
    Lmao

  • @JohnDoweMah
    @JohnDoweMah Рік тому +9

    7:29 The Orangutan: “They are the funniest creatures on Earth aren’t they?”
    *cuts to the hamster*

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 роки тому +24

    "Its not a fooling around show, its a serious show"

  • @VramanNoodles
    @VramanNoodles 3 роки тому +489

    The 166 dislikes so far, are easily offended Americans.

    • @exsappermadman25055
      @exsappermadman25055 3 роки тому +2

      +5....

    • @silentspongebob5248
      @silentspongebob5248 3 роки тому +5

      It's 20 now . . XD

    • @killerdinamo08
      @killerdinamo08 3 роки тому +7

      They sued 😄.

    • @Bostumo
      @Bostumo 3 роки тому

      @@killerdinamo08 what

    • @killerdinamo08
      @killerdinamo08 3 роки тому +10

      @@Bostumo To be juridical, they've taken legal action against this video and claimed money because they got harmed... And they've lost, hence the dislikes where retracted 😅.

  • @mannamedbanjo
    @mannamedbanjo 3 роки тому +61

    They need to bring back the old style of the grand tour. I love the specials, but this had a lot of automotive cultural info

  • @killerdinamo08
    @killerdinamo08 3 роки тому +26

    The bits with Hammond being an American are missing 😆.

  • @knoxville1412
    @knoxville1412 3 роки тому +86

    Loved the other 2, to my surprise here's the 3 , only just 30mins ago

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 роки тому +50

    Funny and savage, Jeremy sticking it up the Yanks 😃.

  • @FlumpFlibbus
    @FlumpFlibbus 3 роки тому +143

    As an American, I can confirm everything Clarkson says about this country is true

  • @dazzaMusic
    @dazzaMusic 3 роки тому +16

    3:05 Jeremy had his nine lives when talking about Americans at that point

  • @a.me96
    @a.me96 3 роки тому +19

    8:44 Don't diss my boy Heisenburg like that

  • @ronindraco4194
    @ronindraco4194 3 роки тому +7

    I was waiting for this! Keep it up dude!

  • @Nskawtea1
    @Nskawtea1 3 роки тому +48

    The Solstice and the Aztec thing is hilarious xD bigger engine but only 10 more bhp

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 3 роки тому

      To be a bit far the torque makes up for it.

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 3 роки тому

      The only thing the Aztec is good for is being Heisenberg's car

    • @antishovel6438
      @antishovel6438 3 роки тому +1

      Because Americans are so big they need more tourqe

  • @SanFran51
    @SanFran51 3 роки тому +17

    Best way to terrify an American....... DIET.

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 роки тому +61

    Looking for a comment from a pissed American

  • @jr-wv4qw
    @jr-wv4qw Рік тому +2

    Him eating pavement right after ripping Americans was the icing on this video cake.

  • @samuelshelton8042
    @samuelshelton8042 3 роки тому +4

    James May pointed to Liberia when saying "they call it football". hahahahaha

  • @-Gadget-
    @-Gadget- 3 роки тому +24

    Glad to see another person expressing what I've been saying for the last 30 years 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @ikeaherne1257
    @ikeaherne1257 3 роки тому +49

    I'd have to agree, as an American, that Clarkson is spot on with American tourists. I hate having to be associated with them.

    • @Llama_charmer
      @Llama_charmer 4 місяці тому

      The best way to not be associated with them is dont be too loud and use the local lingo (like a lot of the words clarkson makes fun of). Oh and dont mention how your great great uncles dog is irish therefore you are also irish. You will be welcomed with open arms

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 Рік тому +1

    Time for my annual re-watch of this seties

  • @ZumbZumbZumb
    @ZumbZumbZumb 3 роки тому +65

    6:05 love how he contradicts himself 2 seconds later.
    "Its not a stick shift cause a stick is something different"
    "Yes we have a bonnet for a car and a bonnet for your head cause we have names for more than one thing"

    • @drivebyemusic
      @drivebyemusic 3 роки тому +9

      Part of the joke lol, still pretty funny especially since the audience shouted "shifter" n he completely ignored that haha - meanwhile here in the UK we call it a "gear stick"

    • @JakkeJakobsen
      @JakkeJakobsen 3 роки тому +1

      And hood is the same thing

    • @Phiyedough
      @Phiyedough 2 роки тому +2

      @@drivebyemusic No, in UK we call it a gear lever (with one v).

    • @drivebyemusic
      @drivebyemusic 2 роки тому

      @@Phiyedough I'm from the UK and I've never called it a gear lever. What part of the UK are you from?

    • @SamoIsKing
      @SamoIsKing 2 роки тому

      @@drivebyemusic Im Scottish and I’ve always called it a gear stick.

  • @roy04
    @roy04 3 роки тому +15

    9:05 *Heisenberg wants to know your location*

  • @dogguy8603
    @dogguy8603 3 роки тому +7

    I find it funny because the Pontiac Aztec is now famous for meth lol

  • @mateorios1636
    @mateorios1636 3 роки тому +12

    3:11 hanomd i hav crac addiction i have die

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 3 роки тому +5

    With the padding they were born with 😭😂🤣

  • @taebby78
    @taebby78 Рік тому +2

    "I know what a hybrid is, it's like country and western" I'm wondering that remark was inspired by the Blues Brothers 😂😂

  • @sofnaji
    @sofnaji 3 роки тому +87

    Everyone in the comments is assuming somebody in the comments is offended, but nobody in the comments is offended

    • @Mustang150y
      @Mustang150y  3 роки тому +12

      Theres some in the first compilation

    • @sofnaji
      @sofnaji 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mustang150y I looked I didn't find any lol

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 роки тому +4

      @@sofnaji go read the one with over 170 replies.

    • @sampackman69
      @sampackman69 3 роки тому +2

      @@sofnaji you haven't been looking hard enough

    • @BambooBrad
      @BambooBrad 3 роки тому +1

      Yea right. I haven’t found anyone yet

  • @govind9402
    @govind9402 3 роки тому +12

    Really 3.4 liter and you get 185 hoses , o God

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair in the 1980s a V8 get you 140 horsepower so yeah but the torque is very high however to pull shit

  • @joannelilien
    @joannelilien 3 роки тому +34

    Please More Making Fun Of Americans Love It!

  • @neuroleptika
    @neuroleptika 2 роки тому +30

    The most hilariously honest thing about Jeremy is how he loves Asia and Africa and hates America, hes ruining the prejudice of the world

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Рік тому

      I'm an American and so do I. Unlike other stupid Americans I was born in Europe and old enough to remember me ans my families reaction when we first came to the US we were like wtf? This is America? It was hideous. Boring, sprawling suburbs. Stupid idiot people. I've traveled all around thr world and Asia especially south east Asia is amazing. As soon as I return to America it's like coming back to hell. Peolle are r3tard3d and you never know if you'll get shot by crazy police

  • @YourLoyalDeserter
    @YourLoyalDeserter 3 роки тому +20

    I love that there's enough of this to make a 5 video series.

    • @YourLoyalDeserter
      @YourLoyalDeserter 3 роки тому

      @deliverence The Irish are the ones who eat a lot of potatoes. Clarkson's English. Do us a favor and try not to be every negative stereotype about Americans.

    • @YourLoyalDeserter
      @YourLoyalDeserter 3 роки тому +1

      @deliverence lol America eats a lot healthier, eh?

    • @ajaini1709
      @ajaini1709 3 роки тому

      @deliverence and let me guess your body is made out of fake spray on cheese, quadruple cheese burgers , handegg pitched, and ammo?

    • @YourLoyalDeserter
      @YourLoyalDeserter 3 роки тому

      @deliverence Most Americans bodies have quite a bit of fat in them as well.

    • @YourLoyalDeserter
      @YourLoyalDeserter 3 роки тому

      @deliverence There's something between over-nourished and malnourished, and it's what most of Europe is.

  • @pikachuchujelly7628
    @pikachuchujelly7628 Рік тому +1

    Jeremy: "Oh, it is a documentary; it's not a fucking fooling around show."

  • @skatan4727
    @skatan4727 3 роки тому +27

    The thing is he’s actually right about everything lmao

  • @cal8707
    @cal8707 3 роки тому +11

    Ah sweet I knew 2 episodes werent enough of this god.

  • @Basketball2k864
    @Basketball2k864 3 роки тому +28

    I love how Jeremy talks about America's weight issue while overweight. Though what he says is mostly true.

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 3 роки тому +25

      Isn`t he still thinner than an average american?

    • @Basketball2k864
      @Basketball2k864 3 роки тому +3

      @@Notmyname1593 maybe

    • @monkeydui7241
      @monkeydui7241 3 роки тому +2

      @DugThatOutMyself Average male weight in the US is about 190 lbs. No idea what Jeremy is

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 3 роки тому +3

      @@monkeydui7241 He doesn`t look partiqularly fat and he is rather tall, which is a big factor in weight.

    • @monkeydui7241
      @monkeydui7241 3 роки тому +1

      @@Notmyname1593 He did say though he had a big gut

  • @michlo3393
    @michlo3393 3 роки тому +3

    Jeremy was just deflecting, he secretly likes us ;) Bill Burr had a nice comeback when he was in the UK "you guys are pretty fat too".

  • @lars-eriklarsson7826
    @lars-eriklarsson7826 3 роки тому +12

    I just love Clarksson, he is a legend, especially when telling his thoughts about Americans

  • @bcarter9252
    @bcarter9252 3 роки тому +5

    Best part starts at 3:27

  • @alxwlsh
    @alxwlsh 3 роки тому +4

    You missed Jeremy doing an impression of American Hammond ™ when they were camping in India (Steve McQueen Jacket, Skin a possum etc)

  • @Inic
    @Inic 3 роки тому +16

    I love Clarksons criticism of America. We really have our heads up our asses lmao

  • @VikingerOnYT
    @VikingerOnYT 3 роки тому +67

    😂😂

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 6 місяців тому

    4:11 - literally me in the comment section of every US video about "soccer" ⚽😂

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 3 роки тому +4

    Jeremy would be great at teaching foreigners English 😂

  • @thefan974
    @thefan974 6 місяців тому

    3:13 I remember that gag so well. Seeing jezza crash like that tho immediately after kinda made me lose all me laughter.

  • @RegaDega
    @RegaDega 3 роки тому +12

    3:05 “I’m now boldly going where no American has been before!”
    58,000+ dead US GI souls: …And we took that personally
    Clarkson: *immediately crashes*

  • @Mr2010forgeben
    @Mr2010forgeben Рік тому

    Man came out swinging with that segway joke
    Lmao, yank approval here

  • @thomasbecker9676
    @thomasbecker9676 3 роки тому +3

    Always interesting to Jezza talking about people being lazy and fat, lol.

  • @zukakog
    @zukakog 3 роки тому +3

    While I understand it's in jest, I think the funniest thing is when he goes on about how to pronounce Jaguar. I'd say the folks in The States say it much more like the folks in South America that actually came up with the name.

  • @Raven-uu7lb
    @Raven-uu7lb 3 роки тому +5

    The first one hits me hard 🤣 no I'm not an American 😂

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 роки тому +4

    4:36
    I'm amazed the FBI didn't raid them after this :p

  • @giovannicarrasco147
    @giovannicarrasco147 3 роки тому +6

    When a British persons talks like an American I always find it so funny, I wonder if in colonial times we jested with one another like that xD

    • @crazylizard1889
      @crazylizard1889 Рік тому +1

      No. Because, in the Colonial era, we didn't have to put up with Americans' shit.

    • @giovannicarrasco147
      @giovannicarrasco147 Рік тому

      @@crazylizard1889 are you sure it wasn’t the other way around? I mean we did declare independence and then bent y’all over in a war

  • @dp92492
    @dp92492 11 місяців тому +2

    As a fat yank... im laughing. He is funny and this is correct.... too correct.

  • @bkgnkprt
    @bkgnkprt 3 роки тому +3

    0:31 *BRUUUUUUHHH* HOLY SHIT 🗿🗿🗿🗿*big bruh moment*

  • @reginabillotti
    @reginabillotti 5 місяців тому

    2:31 Ann Arbor News? That's closer to me than usual. I may have been on that road at some point.

  • @edagener883
    @edagener883 3 роки тому +15

    4:00 why do we, Americans, call it football? Literally made me think for a second. We can’t just call it something else? Lol

    • @seatspud
      @seatspud 3 роки тому +4

      "Handegg" doesn't do it justice either, as the ball's not even remotely egg-shaped. More like an almond almost. Almondball?

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 роки тому +1

      IIRC it's because the "ball" is a foot long.

    • @ProSkye59
      @ProSkye59 3 роки тому +9

      @@budakbaongsiah this what happens when you use the wrong measurement system

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 3 роки тому +4

      Someone probably just started calling it football for simplicity and the name stuck, unless someone actually knows how the name came about I can assume it's something along the lines of that.

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 роки тому +4

      It used to be called rugby football until they finally dropped the football. The name football comes from the games literally being played on foot instead of horseback. Football comes from European origins. The American version was a combined game of rugby football and soccer (another name with European origins) hence the name football. Rugby football became rugby, soccer stayed soccer and the name football was adopted for the new game combining aspects of both. It's not because the ball is a foot long.

  • @Snakeskinncowboy
    @Snakeskinncowboy 3 роки тому +2

    When he busts his ass on the moped. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. But as an American he’s right about most of this stuff.

  • @sirgromith
    @sirgromith 3 роки тому +13

    Gotta love the British people and their humor. deadpan cruel and often true.

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 3 роки тому +3

      We take the piss out of everyone including ourselves

    • @nathanbarber2021
      @nathanbarber2021 2 роки тому

      @@Tcrumpen agreed 😂😂

  • @Awildjaapappeared
    @Awildjaapappeared 3 роки тому +2

    The 30 minutes of these compilations together are 30 minutes of absolute dead accuracy.

  • @asordidreality
    @asordidreality Рік тому +4

    American "footbal" is the worst sport in the world. The ball is in play for 12 minutes of the 3 and a half hours of watching grown men stand around in spandex.

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 3 роки тому +2

    hahahahahaha "Mitsoobooshy up ma butt creek"

  • @Mercurialvirus
    @Mercurialvirus 3 роки тому +7

    I'm American and clarksons impression of most of us is a 100% accurate 💯

  • @mokisan
    @mokisan Рік тому +1

    The bit about American tourist is spot on. Something similar goes to us Brits in spain

  • @michaeljordan3337
    @michaeljordan3337 3 роки тому +5

    1:21 COYR

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 3 роки тому

    It's not a fooling around show, is s serious show 😂😭🤣😭😭

  • @slayerdearly
    @slayerdearly 3 роки тому +25

    American hear I love these guys and I’ll say it there right about some things

    • @-Gadget-
      @-Gadget- 3 роки тому +13

      "Here" & "They're"
      Apparently so 🤣
      Ps. Just taking the piss, no malllace meant 👍🏻

    • @slayerdearly
      @slayerdearly 3 роки тому +5

      @@-Gadget- yeah that’s fine :)

    • @-Gadget-
      @-Gadget- 3 роки тому +5

      @@slayerdearly I find it hard to believe that you are an American, because you can take a joke 🤣👍🏻

    • @slayerdearly
      @slayerdearly 3 роки тому +3

      @@-Gadget- though some of what Jeremy says sakes me sad kindof(I love you brits I can’t believe y’all’s say or thank this about us)I’ve been a fan of these guys fir years why Clarkson could want to nuke America and I’d probably still be a fan of his

    • @dmkappa62
      @dmkappa62 3 роки тому +2

      It’s here, not hear. It’s they’re, not there. Thank you American for proving what we’re here watching, god bless

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 2 роки тому +1

    5:06 ~ Shinola watches are made in Detroit. Mostly with parts sourced from China.

  • @TylerDavis1998
    @TylerDavis1998 3 роки тому +3

    Does anyone know what episode the clip at 8:10 is from?! Never seen it before..

    • @Sbarrett1
      @Sbarrett1 3 роки тому

      Season 4 episode 6

  • @daddyjankie
    @daddyjankie 2 роки тому +2

    3:04 goes where no American has gone before 🚨

  • @roy04
    @roy04 3 роки тому +5

    IT'S FOOTBALL

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 7 місяців тому

    0:54 Clarkson almost invented Bussy there.

  • @fazza2104
    @fazza2104 3 роки тому +4

    3:32 what does jeremy say everyone does in north america, "everyone does" something

    • @itscolintime
      @itscolintime 3 роки тому +6

      "Everyone does 5" in reference to the speed limits in USA.

    • @fazza2104
      @fazza2104 3 роки тому +1

      @@itscolintime oh

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 27 днів тому

    A friend of mine was worried about putting too much cargo in a van she rented. I pointed out that even a normal car is designed to take 5 Americans on a camping holiday so not to worry about it.