Star Trek Is STILL An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

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  • @grayzelfx
    @grayzelfx Рік тому +378

    When I first watched Voyager with my roommate he said, "Y'know... Yeah... Yeah, we're just gonna skip this one..." and we did... and now I know which episode it was.

    • @chrisdaily2077
      @chrisdaily2077 Рік тому +19

      I put it on the list of Voyager episodes for a friend of mine who is watching Voyager first per another friend's suggestion. We know it's bad but his reaction will be priceless.

    • @q1337
      @q1337 7 місяців тому +2

      As a Voyager fan, I approve this action, some things are better left unwatched, this episode is one of them

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon Рік тому +979

    Growing up watching Voyager, I never realized how absolutely bonkers these plots must be to a newcomer.

    • @Frostmute19
      @Frostmute19 Рік тому +72

      This one especially. As soon as he mentioned Voyager I called out: Oh no not the salamander sex episode!

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 Рік тому +16

      i remember watching this at like ten and loving it, still do.

    • @BionicFoxGaming
      @BionicFoxGaming Рік тому +4

      This was bonkers to me when I first saw it, and Voyager was the last series I watched

    • @oliviablake343
      @oliviablake343 Рік тому +3

      The TV Guide summaries were something else.

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Рік тому +5

      Whoever works at Netflix captioning the episodes must delight in their apt summary

  • @MySockDrawers
    @MySockDrawers Рік тому +554

    All it took was seeing Tom Paris in a blowing up ship and I knew exactly which episode was going to get covered. Excellent choice sir

    • @silasmarrs1409
      @silasmarrs1409 Рік тому +18

      I think you mean Beefam

    • @EvilAliceWonderland
      @EvilAliceWonderland Рік тому +3

      omg yes for some reason on tv it was replayed a good amount of time so I've seen that episode a lot so I knew exactly what it was when I saw the first bits.

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 Рік тому +1447

    Honestly, The Doctor, which is just a hologram in the show, is the best part of Voyager

    • @bananaboatcharlie
      @bananaboatcharlie Рік тому +104

      In a galaxy of nonsense, he was a sarcastically logical bright star

    • @TheManWithTheFlan
      @TheManWithTheFlan Рік тому +61

      I feel like he would bristle at the phrase "Just a hologram" lol

    • @QuantaStarfire
      @QuantaStarfire Рік тому +66

      Robert Picardo and Jeri Ryan basically carry the entirety of Voyager on their backs.

    • @Rocksteady72a
      @Rocksteady72a Рік тому +20

      Eh, you can get more of him in season 5 of Stargate Atlantis, without all the baggage of Voyager's... *this.*

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one Рік тому +16

      @@QuantaStarfire Seven was such an interesting character for me in hindsight. Back then I was a teen and didn't think much of it. Now, later, I'm very much impressed how a character who's sex-appeal was an obvious major point (I mean... skin-tight onesies like that? XD) became one of the most interesting characters. To me, Seven is just one step behind the Doctor in that regard.
      And then the rest of the cast behind those two :D

  • @danieladmiraal9371
    @danieladmiraal9371 Рік тому +561

    I can confirm the doctor is the absolute best character of voyager

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon Рік тому +18

      @Глеб Сальманов Joe. Doctor Joe. And it took him 33 years to decide on that.

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 Рік тому +4

      nah, it´s Q. Always will be. JdL is unbeatable!

    • @mikez4388
      @mikez4388 Рік тому +9

      Computer, deactivate iguana

    • @ClarksonNo1
      @ClarksonNo1 Рік тому +3

      The Doctor, Seven and B'Lanna were the best parts of Voyager by far.

    • @Platypi007
      @Platypi007 Рік тому +1

      The Doctor, Seven, and Naomi Wildman are my favorites.

  • @IoFoxdale
    @IoFoxdale Рік тому +644

    You can't explain the reptile sex jokes Trekkies make to normal people.
    We had to *suffer* for that cursed knowledge.

    • @HolyDemonSnap
      @HolyDemonSnap Рік тому +20

      How many of you guys became scalies because of it?

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +47

      @@HolyDemonSnap I'll have you know I'm just a regular furry with a hologram lady partially based on the doctor.

    • @HolyDemonSnap
      @HolyDemonSnap Рік тому +9

      @@IoFoxdale Blessed. :V

    • @deaconschwartz7674
      @deaconschwartz7674 Рік тому +1

      No.

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +4

      @@deaconschwartz7674 YES

  • @tymek200101
    @tymek200101 Рік тому +310

    I think this episode was actually struck from canon because it broke some important in universe rules on top of being terribly written

    • @Koboldbard
      @Koboldbard Рік тому +33

      Sadly, Lower Decks has confirmed it was canon

    • @tbg8365
      @tbg8365 Рік тому +11

      And the world is at peace

    • @bobnope457
      @bobnope457 Рік тому +20

      @@KoboldbardJaneway also mentioned it in Prodigy.

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +70

      The non canon bit is hitting warp ten I think. Due to the way warp scale works.
      The salamander baby’s are absolutely canon.

    • @juliaboon9741
      @juliaboon9741 Рік тому +34

      ​@@IoFoxdale yeah I think they argued that they DIDN'T hit warp ten and instead messed the whole thing up causing an unrelated issue

  • @hbomberguy
    @hbomberguy Рік тому +817

    Threshold is the best episode of voyager because it makes me feel anything other than boredom and, occasionally, "is that The Rock?"

    • @moomoome42
      @moomoome42 Рік тому +22

      You! 🫵

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni Рік тому +19

      Voyager is the LEAST fun Trek series by far.

    • @Tomyb15
      @Tomyb15 Рік тому +27

      Take that back right now

    • @oreolaw9911
      @oreolaw9911 Рік тому +7

      yeah that makes sense that you would have that opinion

    • @mcmoozack
      @mcmoozack Рік тому +1

      lmao yea

  • @aunrah02
    @aunrah02 Рік тому +108

    I actually grew up on Star Trek in general. I have seen every episode of Voyager when I was a kid.
    Robert Picardo as The Dr was an absolute gem throughout the series.
    In my opinion, he's the Patrick Stewart of Voyager. That one actor that said Yes, when they were confident he was going to say No.
    And let him ad-lib the majority of his lines throughout the entire show. Because the writers could not figure out how to make him compelling.
    So, Robert Picardo did it himself.

  • @LockonKubi
    @LockonKubi Рік тому +69

    Fun fact, the actors for Beefam and "we've hit a wall" host a rewatch podcast, and it was mentioned this episode won an Emmy for Outstanding Makeup.

  • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
    @yourlocalcoolperson9084 Рік тому +85

    When the salamander bit came on my brain blanked so hard that I heard the windows error sound and the only way to process that was to audibly go "ex-fucking-scuse me?"

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +9

      I had the same experience except I started cackling madly and going: wat?? Wat??

    • @MrBombastic302
      @MrBombastic302 Рік тому +3

      He went so fast he turned into a salamander

  • @kubebrick7275
    @kubebrick7275 Рік тому +51

    that delighted giggle when he mentions his wife making the awards - 1st place most adorable supportive couple

  • @Virgil-Arcanum
    @Virgil-Arcanum Рік тому +441

    Absolutely adore that animated intro

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX Рік тому +95

    Scientifically accurate episode, if you were to be everywhere in the universe at once then you too would become a horny salamander.

    • @jernaugurgeh451
      @jernaugurgeh451 Рік тому

      I don't have to be everywhere in the universe at once to be a horny salamander.

    • @DAFLIDMAN
      @DAFLIDMAN Рік тому +5

      'Dramatically removes glasses' My God!

  • @stevenmacdonald9619
    @stevenmacdonald9619 Рік тому +310

    Calling Neelix 'Fish Head Man' whilst wearing the rubber mask. A true laugh out loud moment 🤣

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni Рік тому +4

      God, I HATED Neelix. I would've jettisoned him out an airlock after about a week. Janeway sort-of annoys me too.
      I loved TNG and DS9, I also enjoy TOS quite a bit, but Voyager just didn't click for me.

    • @jimmysmith3277
      @jimmysmith3277 Рік тому +4

      @@dark2023-1lovesoni I get what you mean but was meant to be different to other series. Too much focus on doing the "right" thing. To hell with that. Get home. Don't get known hostile aliens on board (Borg). Get home. Neelix had good points but yeahe could be a pain. It's like they needed him to make food. Why teach an alien foods from another quadrant. Red flag was when he lied when they met him to save Kes.

    • @mrwog82
      @mrwog82 Рік тому

      I always thought of him as a rodent at least that's what Q calls him.

    • @jamesofficial6829
      @jamesofficial6829 9 місяців тому

      You racist! 😂

  • @FrakkinGaiusBaltar
    @FrakkinGaiusBaltar Рік тому +187

    Fun fact: the sentence Emmy Award winning episode 'Threshold' is completely truthful and accurate.
    (Yes this episode won an Emmy for best make-up)

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows Рік тому +4

      Star Trek 2009 is an Oscar winning movie. But to be fair. there are a lot of people involved in filmmaking and even if anything else is bad we should appreciate good work

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix Рік тому +7

      I keep forgetting about that because my brain absolutely cannot believe it, and when I finally show this episode to my girlfriend, I'm going to spring this knowledge on her as the end credits roll.

    • @---oq5kb
      @---oq5kb Рік тому +2

      ​@@ComradePhoenix please leave out the "won the award for make-up" part and make her guess the reason.

    • @chrisdaily2077
      @chrisdaily2077 Рік тому

      That's nothing. A legitimate doctor wrote a scientific paper detailing the science in this episode as his experiment and got it published in an actual journal.

  • @TheShadowscale
    @TheShadowscale Рік тому +34

    Two things:
    1- Absolutely love the intro! Hope it sticks around will will be looking for their credit at the end
    2- I hate and love the fact that as soon as Paris appears at 1:09, I knew *exactly* what episode we were looking at lol

  • @Mr00Ted
    @Mr00Ted Рік тому +256

    Voyager isn’t “the worst” series, it’s just bipolar, you never knew if the next episode would be great, eye rolling, or hysterical cringe.
    For how nuts this episode is, it tried to tell a story. And I love it for how memorable it ended up

    • @oreolaw9911
      @oreolaw9911 Рік тому +27

      Voyager at the same time has some of the best and some of the worst episodes of star trek

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 Рік тому +12

      Honestly I’d take the more bipolar style this show had. It just allows for risks to be taken.

    • @SheezyBites
      @SheezyBites Рік тому +11

      @@metronicmagician1816 Sadly the writing room did not allow a lot of risks to be taken, there were a lot of cool episode ideas shot down, and they were regularly told to pull episodes back into... well... this... They managed to make some great episodes anyway, but it was a constant fight and a few cases of them sneaking it in while the executive was away trying to make DS-9 worse.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Рік тому

      What is the best VOY episode?

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 Рік тому +3

      @@SheezyBites I was talking more in general than just with Star Trek (though I see why that could be mixed up). I’d prefer a show that did crazy stuff and had things fall flat over a show that was more consistent but was just ok

  • @adamraymond898
    @adamraymond898 Рік тому +44

    Love the new intro, an amazing way to immortalize Sid 😸 Also, yeah, have to agree on this episode

  • @wiserorb1017
    @wiserorb1017 Рік тому +159

    The fact that your wife made those awards for this joke shows me that she shares your sense of humor 😂

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 Рік тому +1

      Yea...that's usually one reason why people get married..I know in this day and age many people might not ever get married and thusly never understand it...and some are married and have absolutely nothing in common with their partner..which means the relationship is a sham, a scam...
      So really I must question your logic and reasoning, do you not understand marriage or do you think everyone has arranged marriages?

    • @wiserorb1017
      @wiserorb1017 Рік тому

      @@jamesmeppler6375 Because every relationship I've had in the past has been with some humorless psycho. It has nothing to do with logic and more to do with personal experience. I've only had one good relationship that lasted a year for me and we both agreed to remain friends and we still talk frequently today

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 Рік тому +40

    That intro animation was spectacular, as was the video. As someone who has never seen Star Trek, you had me completely enthralled even with no connection to this series. Can't wait to see the video on Disco Elysium, that's honestly something of a dream

  • @circuitmua5525
    @circuitmua5525 Рік тому +81

    "clearly you deserve FIRST PLACE" had me cackling for like a minute straight

  • @ARGHouse504
    @ARGHouse504 Рік тому +63

    "...except for the Bajorans who are really really attractive" you got me there 🤣

    • @MyBrainGlows
      @MyBrainGlows Рік тому +2

      if you dont have food for decades and work in concentration camps you look awesome i suppose

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 Рік тому +7

      Nana Visitor was and is an absolute smoke show.

  • @thegamingburger5524
    @thegamingburger5524 Рік тому +186

    Voyager's supreme lack of character development is really what turned it down for me. Kim remaining an Ensign throughout the ENTIRE SERIES was honestly kind of depressing considering how valuable he proved for the crew.
    Compare this to DS9 where characters can not only develop, but chance fundamentally. Really bizarre how two series from the same IP airing in the same eras can end up so fundamentally different from each other.

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Рік тому

      And be promoted to what exactly? There isn't exactly any upward mobility here unless someone above you dies

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +42

      Kim came all the way back from the Delta Quadrant just in time to be assigned ensign duties for Captain Nog.

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Рік тому +26

      Tbf, the fact the Ensign Kim was stuck as an Ensign the entire series did come up several times as a point of frustration for him. He even acted out a few times because of it.
      Neelix was a shame though. His arc ended too early, there was hardly anything else to do with him after he confronted the monster that nuked his planet. After that he was basically just a mascot, he kinda played the role of Guinan now and then but without any of the wisdom or intrigue that made her interesting.

    • @ZepTheGamer
      @ZepTheGamer Рік тому +15

      *Guy who's never watched Voyager and thinks promotions are the only important factor*

    • @thegamingburger5524
      @thegamingburger5524 Рік тому +1

      @@IoFoxdale fr tho

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 Рік тому +23

    Honestly doctor is legitimately a reason to watch all of voyager. He is an utter gem, and by far the best character in that show, and definitely sits in the top 5 for all Star Trek.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 11 місяців тому

      Glad to hear it, I didnt quite enjoy what I saw so far of voyager, but gotta pull through so I can get more doctor, he genuinely had charm😂

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 11 місяців тому

      @@Elenrai yeah his growth as a character is so fun to watch

  • @jimkerman5675
    @jimkerman5675 Рік тому +47

    I can't wait for us not to get one on DS9 because it's the pinnicle of human media creation

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  Рік тому +28

      Finally a man who speaks sense

    • @irishgoblin95
      @irishgoblin95 Рік тому

      Looks like someone forgot about the time Worf became a prude terrorist.

    • @Kyeto13X
      @Kyeto13X Рік тому +3

      @@UpIsNotJump Do "Move Along Home." I dare you.

  • @TooRudeProductions
    @TooRudeProductions Рік тому +41

    I knew you would pick this is the worst episode because everybody picks this as the worst episode, they're not wrong, and luckily you're incredibly funny and your editing is good

  • @Certifiable
    @Certifiable Рік тому +9

    Thanks Up. I needed those belly laughs! 💜 (As a Trek fan who saw all 80s & 90s shows, this is gold!) Robert "The Doctor" Picardo has YT channel btw. 80s comedy & horror legend!

  • @mikez4388
    @mikez4388 Рік тому +12

    This is amazing. Can't wait for you to cover Deep Space Nine. It has its own share of some weird episodes. Ranging from a weird ear goblin becoming a communist, to a Pyschic alien parasite that feeds off a person's creativity. Yes, those things happen at DS9.

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +3

      Pretty sure Profit and Lace wins the worst DS9 episode award by a mile.

    • @localhearthian2387
      @localhearthian2387 Рік тому +3

      @@IoFoxdale Allermeraine... that is all

    • @IoFoxdale
      @IoFoxdale Рік тому +2

      @@localhearthian2387 TBH by DS9 S1 standards Skip Along Home is fine and the gag being that, as Trek viewers, we expect the game to be dangerous when it isn't is a good one.

  • @johngregson6252
    @johngregson6252 Рік тому +15

    Welcome to Voyager where the doctor (Robert Picardo) saves many an episode.

  • @propergander8374
    @propergander8374 Рік тому +26

    Holy sh*t that opening animation is amazing.

  • @ZepTheGamer
    @ZepTheGamer Рік тому +14

    Voyager is actually an insanely good show with a better level of average episode quality than Next Gen, but like all shows it's got it's fair share of garbage episodes. I think people don't like Voyager because it wasn't Next Gen.

    • @thedanespeaks
      @thedanespeaks Рік тому +3

      I didn't like Voyager, but I LOVED DS9. I just thought the characters in Voyager were a bit bland. In DS9 you have amazing character after amazing character. Even Julian Bashir developed into an interesting character.

    • @chrispekel5709
      @chrispekel5709 Рік тому

      Better on average than season 1 and 2 of TNG, but the later seasons kill voyager

  • @Bruced82
    @Bruced82 Рік тому +6

    I think even the show runners referred to this episode as, "we know it was ridiculous, let's never speak of it again".

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 Рік тому +7

    Good lord… this channel is like the definition of “quality insanity.” Everything is just… phenomenal.

  • @ExpLizard
    @ExpLizard Рік тому +7

    I loved watching voyager growing up, i still go back to rewatch it but as soon as you called paris beeffam I forgot his actual name for the rest of the video XD

  • @norfunk
    @norfunk Рік тому +6

    I re-watched the whole of Voyager (yes I've seen it all twice) on Netflix. As punishment every time I log in to Netflix I'm greeted with Voyager auto playing, for some reason the sound of the transporter plays at max volume. After many many hours of trying I have given up trying to get rid of this and accepted my fate that voyager is eternal.

  • @silverstorynost
    @silverstorynost Рік тому +9

    Thank you Upisnotjump for another absolute masterpiece filled with masterful screenwriting and screaming fish masks.

  • @Astarael22
    @Astarael22 Рік тому +17

    My family absolutely hate watching sci-fi with me cause this is basically how I act breaking down how silly it is. I actually can suspend my disbelief but at this point it's like a family meme and I have to annoy them.

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 Рік тому +8

    Unironically I think my most controversial opinion is how highly I rate Voyager it's a favorite, it's the one I watch to enjoy and I do advise you watch all of it, for one to enjoy the spotlight episodes for the doc and also because I assure you, there are way worse episodes than this. That may be exactly why I love it because I laugh at the joke and the acting but also gain genuine attachment to some characters.

  • @FattyFunkaPotamus
    @FattyFunkaPotamus Рік тому +1

    that intro song reminds me of Bubba & Stix for the Genesis. "funky space reggae" love it!!

  • @mandolinistry3207
    @mandolinistry3207 Рік тому +13

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the episode where they bumped into Amelia Erhart in a 1930s pickup in space, or the one where Janeway had security escort alien cheese to the sickbay. I gained a new respect for that actress, I can't imagine how hard it was to deliver that line with a straight face.

  • @Engitainment
    @Engitainment Рік тому +1

    I'm watching the series with someone who's never watched it all the way through, and we're loving it so far, but I can't Wait for their reaction to this episode. Excellent video!

  • @Gen-arcs
    @Gen-arcs Рік тому +7

    Yes Voyager Has its... "Issues" But really if you can live with the quicks its actually a very nice show (i am totally unbiased and didn't watch the show as a kid)

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Рік тому +5

      Honestly I thought it was neat. I'll still default to TNG and I think DS9 had better character development, but Voyager still held its own and all in all was a pretty solid series.

  • @balrighty3523
    @balrighty3523 Рік тому +2

    10:37 "I don't remember very much about knocking you down and then knocking you up."

  • @WalrusQuake
    @WalrusQuake Рік тому +4

    What a strange thing. I was just thinking about one of my favorite episodes of Star Trek TNG today. The one where the crew goes back in time on the holodeck to the '30s or '40s and it malfunctions. The best recurring joke is about how Data is South American.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Рік тому +1

      The Big Goodbye. One of the best eps in Season 1, and that's a short list.

    • @WalrusQuake
      @WalrusQuake Рік тому

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs that's the one! I almost didn't believe you when you said season 1, because of how good I remember it being lol

  • @xaviermontjoy8617
    @xaviermontjoy8617 Рік тому

    Been a huge fan for a while and these Star Trek reviews really blew my jorts off.
    I've never liked a video so fast in my entire life. If you ever do another one of these again, even randomly, you'd soar to the highest echelon of content on this site without a doubt.

  • @AikenDrum1715CE
    @AikenDrum1715CE Рік тому +6

    I am posting this less than a minute into the video and I feel I am about to be carried over the threshold into an episode perfect for drunken heckling with friends.

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 Рік тому +2

    It says something about this show that I was worried this might be a _different_ episode where Tom Paris blows up a test ship that I hadn't seen. The show had its moments, but was also filled with so many bad moments you have to wonder which one will come up next.

  • @PrimeStudios
    @PrimeStudios Рік тому +5

    The awesomeness of golden era Star Trek will never fade!

  • @anotherthing
    @anotherthing Рік тому +18

    Warp 10 was only "infinite speed" in that episode. The Enterprise-D went over Warp 10 and it used the same warp scale as Voyager. The TOS Enterprise went over Warp 10, but supposedly the warp scale changed.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Рік тому +4

      Yes, but when the D went over Warp 10, it was with the power of friendship and mind thoughts...they didn't do it to have lizzard secks.

    • @oreolaw9911
      @oreolaw9911 Рік тому +2

      the Warp 10 it "infinite speed" was actually one of Gene roddenberry ideas and the enterprise-D thing is not true . so it happened twice once in the "traveller" and a second time in the two final episodes "All Good Things..." . in the "traveller" it was technically infinite velocity but it was controlled by emotions of the traveller and Wesley so it acted different to the uncontrolled version we saw in this stupid episode . in "All Good Things..." it was in a fake Q future so be scale might be different or Q is probably just making it up. and in "Time Squared" they talked about the possibility of travelling faster than warp 10 and that you would travel back in time

  • @ProtagInist
    @ProtagInist Рік тому +4

    So apparently it's an unpopular opinion, but Voyage is my favorite Star Trek series. I love the concept, and it has some of the best episodes like the "Year of Hell" which you could watch on its own and I think anyone would enjoy.
    But yeah, this episode is a real... umm... well it was a thing.

  • @neondreams2337
    @neondreams2337 Рік тому +1

    Every time I get a notification that a new video is up, it's an absolute delight... but dang, what I would do for a podcast of you and Yahtzee just riffing and being cynical on video games and other nerdy stuff

  • @NightLordJagon
    @NightLordJagon Рік тому +8

    Damn I love the animation at the beginning...Looks great👍

  • @ledgeri
    @ledgeri Рік тому +1

    10:53 I like the realization and all of the unseen stuff what that smile represents

  • @jamdoodles
    @jamdoodles Рік тому +14

    The Doctor really is one of the best parts of Voyager, consistently. He has a good arc.

  • @thomaskirkness-little5809
    @thomaskirkness-little5809 Рік тому +1

    I like to think that they successfully invented the "go at infinite speed and be everywhere at once" drive but the impossible complexity of navigating at infinite speed means they always end up travelling for 15 hours only to end up half an hour down the road.

  • @Voxrar
    @Voxrar Рік тому +4

    A gem and delight as always. Keep up the good fun work mate!

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja34744 Рік тому +2

    I think the internet has fried my brain. I thought I recognized Beefam, so I went to google to find his name. So I typed in and searched for "Star Trek TNG Beefam". Obviously that didn't work, so I closed the tab and moved on. Now, five hours later, he was rocking around in my head again so I went to google him again... AND I TYPED BEEFAM AGAIN.
    DAMN YOU BEEFAM

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 Рік тому +11

    10:21 This episode doesn't need your awards. It won an Emmy!

    • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
      @yourlocalcoolperson9084 Рік тому

      Exactly this episode was what convinced the jury

    • @8D2BFREE
      @8D2BFREE Рік тому

      I guess it shows the state of TV that year.

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one Рік тому

      I mean, the Emmy it won was actually rather deserved.
      Just wasn't one for writing or acting :D

  • @maloneymaloney5204
    @maloneymaloney5204 Рік тому +1

    God, can’t wait for you to get to Picard. All the garbage with none of the charm! Even finding one funny thing to say about it would be a Herculean feat. :D

  • @ConfusedAnt
    @ConfusedAnt Рік тому +10

    I have not laughed this hard about anything in a long while, thank you for this

  • @Mark-pr7ug
    @Mark-pr7ug Рік тому +1

    I can recall watching the first series way back on the 90s, with excited hope. Boy that was painful😅 how that ship managed to survive 7 years/series in the delta quadrant still baffles me to this day.

  • @MatthewDax
    @MatthewDax Рік тому +6

    Voyager has some of the most entertaining episodes either good or bad.

  • @TheAussieDoc
    @TheAussieDoc Рік тому +1

    The Get to Heaven album art at 9:06 is life for me, man! Love to see Everything Everything. And good video too. :)

  • @OriginalMaRulFullStream
    @OriginalMaRulFullStream Рік тому +6

    The gags in the first 2 mins had me dead I think this might be the best comedic anything for Voyager. I don't think it deserves better and you did a great job.

  • @LordAsteroth
    @LordAsteroth Рік тому +1

    "What I'm becoming will probably be better than who I was" To be fair Tom "Beefham" Paris does kinda have a point there. He's kind of the walking example of no where to go but up.

  • @essidus
    @essidus Рік тому +5

    Love your work ❤

  • @juliaboon9741
    @juliaboon9741 Рік тому +2

    I hope you know this episode is celebrated everyday on the date it originally aired and the actors from the show often still make comments on twitter and such on the fanart and messages people produce yearly. It's called "Threshold Day"

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 Рік тому +5

    ok that intro is beautiful, also woo more star trek, never watched it but glad to see more from you!

  • @bonniedykstra6722
    @bonniedykstra6722 Рік тому +1

    “And they’ve made babies, babies, tiny human salamander infinite speed time traveling backwards evolution fish babies why!?”

  • @localhearthian2387
    @localhearthian2387 Рік тому +3

    The animated version of this episode was even crazier.

  • @the8thplot
    @the8thplot Рік тому +1

    I now wish that they had captured the baby salamanders, turned them back into humans (because they would still have human-ish dna, because Janeway and Paris did too) and the voyager series continues with these three new children on the cast

  • @bryanburgess3950
    @bryanburgess3950 Рік тому +3

    Ah, yes, Emmy awarding winning Star Trek Voyager episode, Threshold.

  • @jamesabernethy7896
    @jamesabernethy7896 Рік тому +1

    Great video as always. Whitty and energetic. You could have called him Porkins because he porked his way halfway across the galaxy. That's not a reference to just this episode but the other 171.

  • @macross42
    @macross42 Рік тому +3

    sounds like "what's the difference" to me 6:51

  • @kronos6948
    @kronos6948 Рік тому +1

    As soon as I saw Paris's face, I knew what episode it was. Space lizard Paris and Janeway. I really hope you keep making these!!! You can do "Move Along Home" from DS9! or almost any other Voyager or Enterprise episode!

  • @Cubedex679
    @Cubedex679 Рік тому +5

    As strange as it is, my family prefer Voyager over DS9, due to overall concepts. They both have merits in my opinion, but DS9 has a lot less episodes like this.

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian Рік тому +1

    *Video Request:* Full Fallout 3 New Vegas Review.
    You've mentioned in many vids how much you like the game, and even did a video on porting New Vegas to VR: but your channel doesn't have an actual review of Fallout 3 New Vegas - please make one.

  • @BewbsOP
    @BewbsOP Рік тому +3

    My favorite ridiculous thing about star trek is how they revealed that the reason every alien species looks like humans is because some species eons ago "seeded the universe with their dna." I can't stop imagining them just showing up, seeing no life on a planet, than just fuckin' jerking off on some rocks and then leaving XD

    • @FuglyStick
      @FuglyStick Рік тому +1

      It might be lame, but it's better than the real reason - "most of the aliens on this show are actors with various bits of prosthetics glued to them because we're a TV show with a budget and schedule to keep and this is cheap."

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties Рік тому

      I also heard that it's because life on M-Class planets all evolves in a similar way because that's the most efficient form for life to survive in those conditions. Basically life-forms in similar environments will evolve is similar ways, with only minor variations. They even gave this idea a science-y sounding name, but fucked if I can remember it...

    • @BewbsOP
      @BewbsOP Рік тому

      @@FuglyStick I never said it was lame. I was just saying that its a funny image to think of an alien race landing on a planet and collectively splooging on the barren surface than fucking off

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 День тому

      ​@@MiosPantiesconvergent evolution is the real life term for different species evolving into similar forms or behaving in similar ways despite being only distantly related

  • @KimboKG14
    @KimboKG14 Рік тому

    totally forgot about part 1 untill the intro.
    now the memories are coming back.
    oh boy I guess we're in for a treat.

  • @senorstormo
    @senorstormo Рік тому +1

    Intro?! The editing!!! My man you've improved!

  • @joed9305
    @joed9305 Рік тому +2

    When I started I was really hoping you picked this episode. Although, there are plenty of runner ups.

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Рік тому +1

    My explanation for evolving a wrinkled forehead is that the brain becomes so wrinkled that the skull changes shape to adapt to it.

  • @devildelirious8662
    @devildelirious8662 Рік тому

    God that intro tickles my brain. How the alarm syncs to the beat is just 👌

  • @SCP-11325
    @SCP-11325 4 місяці тому

    i keep coming back to watch these star trek reviews I could listen to Mat review every episode

  • @matthewmchargue-es1or
    @matthewmchargue-es1or Рік тому +1

    That intro was absolutely smashing!

  • @blockchaaain
    @blockchaaain Рік тому +1

    I've heard of this episode in the context of its ending, but I still had no clue this was it until the "it's them" line.
    I had no idea it was fucking mental from start to finish, with no *reason* for their transformation.

  • @JaxsonGalaxy
    @JaxsonGalaxy Рік тому +2

    This is one of the only episodes I remember from the show, I liked it a lot. I was like 12 at the time it aired, but I still feel like it's kinda cool even after watching this video.

  • @AdamJohnstone-dk4gt
    @AdamJohnstone-dk4gt Рік тому

    Oh man I’ve not watched your videos for like 6 months, I’m so glad I’m back and also what a cool intro too 🙂

  • @jasmine-ruff-puff9951
    @jasmine-ruff-puff9951 Рік тому +1

    "I don't know this character's name because I haven't seen much of this program"
    Sir you're sitting in a star trek themed set of your own creation

  • @elmiguel17
    @elmiguel17 Рік тому

    pressing up KEY and not jumping is an ABSOLUTE NITEMARE

  • @jonathonalsop2120
    @jonathonalsop2120 Рік тому

    I had to chuckle at Harry Kim's little celebratory 'Yes.' wiggle for warp 10. I'd be looking around asking if Tom was now inside all of us.

  • @joshuasmith6909
    @joshuasmith6909 Рік тому +1

    I did an absolute spit-take when it turned out they were salamanders and just magically had it undone in the next scene. Excuse me, what?!

  • @TressaDanvers
    @TressaDanvers Рік тому

    As soon as I saw Tom saying "Warp 5!.." I just stopped and went "NO. NONO NOT THIS EPISODE. PLEASE."

    • @TressaDanvers
      @TressaDanvers Рік тому

      Phish-lizard-person haunts my nightmares.

  • @balrighty3523
    @balrighty3523 Рік тому

    1:16 That's okay; we've got you covered. That was Nicholas Locarno.

  • @ThePiachu
    @ThePiachu Рік тому +1

    Heh, try looking into TOS episode Miri, where Kirk not only hits on a developmentally 13 year old 300 year old, but finishes the episode with a zinger of "I don't date old women"...

  • @mr.nobody5669
    @mr.nobody5669 Рік тому +1

    As someone who absolutely loves Voyager. At least someone mentions it for once. Honestly as a Trekkie I feel like I can never talk about the schematics of the Delta Flyer or the journey of Seven of Nine or the Doctor's need to understand more then just his standard medical programming. Or How Janeway was such a hardass but genuinely cared so much for her crew... and black coffee..No one ever knows what I'm talking about 😂.

  • @HighLordCrypto8951
    @HighLordCrypto8951 15 днів тому

    currently watching this with my family, we laugh about Janeway and Paris' kids everytime we see the two characters together

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator Рік тому

    Weird. This didn't show up on my feed, but I'm subbed. Glad the algorithm randomly recommended it.

  • @IPhilAlive
    @IPhilAlive Рік тому +1

    Warp 10 sounds like the infinite improbability drive but with salamanders instead of whales