@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
I have an extra pair of eyeballs that are stored in an airtight container in my freezer. When I wake up, I replace the tired ones with those bright beauties. Makes you feel as hot as Patrick Bateman.
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable. Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college. And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades. Tis life.
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
She has to wear make-up all the time. The only reason they are together is their looks. So they have to keep that up. That's the only thing they have in common. Also of course for this unrealistic video lol.
Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
I know right, like some of their routines make no sense, there is no way you waking up,meditating, taking a bath, reading some book, all under 30 minutes like WTF
Trevor Omondi . Its real. Its a technique people have been adopting and talking about. You wake up 1 hour before you usually would, and separate it in 10 minute blocks. You do just a teeny bit of each before you star your day (stretches, prayers, yoga, reading, writing or whatever). I think its abou the book “Miracle Morning” orsomething like that
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
i actually shower more lol. sounds disgusting but school gives me no time to shower. i haven’t shaved in four months though, who tf is gonna see my gorilla legs anyway?
@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around
Jeannette Perez oh yeah been there. In high school my mom ripped my alarm out of the wall and threw it at my head as I slept. SORRY I WAS SLEEPING I DIDNT HEAR IT MOM
@@campcamptrash9517 don't blame yourself, teens sleep more than adults and children and also have more difficulty to sleep early. It doesn't mean you are simply lazy.
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on UA-cam while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
1:38 I like to hop in a cold shower next my dude, you're showering warm, there's literal steam coming out of your shower, don't even pretend it's cold lmao
Amie R I can’t BREATHE RIEKDBBTEIMSMelspekkdmdjrjdjsjsjsjssiisiskdmSJJSSJEUUEIWIEKEOEOPDLDJFNDBAVACWGWEYRYURIEEIOEODKFNXNXNXNDNDNDNDNNDNENWLWLPWOERURURUEIKEJDNX. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@127ante Just having money don't make you successful. You can be successful financially, but terrible in relationship with friends, family, happiness, health
"I breathe in the fresh air"
**breathes air pollution**
Smokes 2 packs
Hahaha 😂
thats exactly what I was thinking 😂
dreeei XD
I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic
it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.
Bahahahaha
Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao
@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?
"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."
BYEEEJDSJSHS
JXJHGFTXHS
[more gibberish sounds here]
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3
Rugoribgrighe
"fashion is really important to me"
*proceeds to dress like a sims preset*
naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh
Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good
You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂
@@craneoDeFuego077 I think every man in existence would dress like a cowboy if society normalised it
@@LoneWolfMikotoyeah gucci doesn’t necessarily mean it looks good, most of gucci is awful. Expense doesn’t equate to if it looks good
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
He is at it again!!
@@only1613 i died-
Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao
Thats gonna be weird but ok
OMG- XD
When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.
Did you typed that down one by one-
Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔
when
@@zibaa06 4:47
And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!
“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”
*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*
“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”
@@puygarrig "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"
Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*
@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.
One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.
u forgot dickriding elon musk
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*
PLS 😭
hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭
Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.
Lmao
Lmaooo dead
“focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
*homeless dude taking a shit in a home depot bucket
lmao
OMG 😂🤣
kakashi hatake *street gangs and drug cartels having a shootout*
Nobody cares where you're going
Nobody knows where you've been
'Cause you belong to the city
chris thomas 😂😂😂😂
"big fan of staying healthy"
*proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*
@Houlmnt lit meme🤙
Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite
@@assadarlingtoni ikr
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many
"This removes tired looking eyes"
So does sleep, big man.
@MFonEarth7 and a half to 9 hours is recommended, and that’s assuming it’s all good quality sleep.
Its genetics then@MFonEarth
you have the opposite of deep set eyes, its genetics@MFonEarth
@@orppranator5230 me sleeping 3-4 h for 7 months cuz of work... yea about that.
I can say after 6 months you start see things that are not there
I have an extra pair of eyeballs that are stored in an airtight container in my freezer. When I wake up, I replace the tired ones with those bright beauties. Makes you feel as hot as Patrick Bateman.
“Rise & Grind!” Is the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read
And his girl is wearing full face makeup very real
@@sarafettah8830 wait what! you don't go to sleep with make up on? weird.
@@r-s8952 is that "the video"
@@r-s8952 nvm its a work out video 🤣
Lol
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away
it stings
*especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*
My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.
honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift
I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot
"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed."
**laughs in oily skin**
same here lol
Lmaoo sammw
*oily skin gang*
@@magarinoskevin2063 💦💪
@@nmikk10 As a member of the Oily Skin gang, you should wash it
“Im a big fan of staying healthy”
Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills
They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!
@@yavantii3615 this!!!
“it activates BEAST MODE”
he did not say-
It activates the "rub one out" mode
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating.
*He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
SCREAMS
Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁
I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The British guy looks like he has a live, laugh, love sign in every room of the house
LMAOOO
😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHA
underrated comment haha
He got angry because people commented how unrealistic was his routine on his channel lmao
@@user-xq9cx9ky9m Hol up... It's a real channel? xD It looks so much like parody because that is fake AF
“WhAtever fUn aCtivities tHe dAy HoLds” christ
Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
@@jt_on_youtube he probably is too rich to know that lol
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable.
Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college.
And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades.
Tis life.
Push it to the Limit Until you’re about 50 and you realise that you’re just waiting to die at this point.
“No sally I’m saving these vIRgin lips for a real woman”
“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol!
Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.
“Mom the weird guy is standing on his balcony shirtless again”
lmaooooo
BWUAHAHAHHAHA
If there was a muscular guy on a balcony everyday I wouldn't mind tbh......no reason of course
@@theeguy9022 nooooo 😂
😹
Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all
"do a flip"
@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭
I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.
"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say
"Everybody do the flop." *Slam*
“I like to hop in on a cold shower, cause it activates BEAST MODE” LOOOOL WTF
Than I think his girlfriend always lock him in the fridge before having sex..
You'd have to watch his chanel to understand
@@l.lawliet7756 hahahah
Aniket Raj 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 legend
Pretty sure cold showers are just to ACTUALLY wake you up
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is
1. Wake up before the sun
2. Go to the gym immediately
3. Take an ice cold shower
4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class
& then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine:
1. Wake up at 8am
The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.
first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?
@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.
Yeah...me tho
essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot.....
real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe
@@xxemma7994 lmfao
Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe
@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode
“fashion has always been a big thing to me”
*proceeds to wear the most bland outfit ever seen*
BRUHHH I SAID THE SAME THING OMFG
Lol
A black pant with a white shirt holy shit thats some fasion shit right there
Mans styled himself after stock photo people
I thought that was a joke 💀
1:04 “I breath in polluted air and listen to the children crying in the city” 💀
Fr tho 💀💀
😭😭😭✋
HAHHAHAHA
LMHGGKGDKOGCDY
JAAJSJAHAKQJQJAJQJAJQAJ
These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅
Imagine looking out the window and seeing a shirtless guy breathing heavily...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Oiii lad you alright? You're breathing in a lot of gasoline, human and bird farts, i don't think that's healthy!" *yelling from the other side*
It’s the reason teenagers go outside to enjoy the views of his
Hairline
I know people, what an amazing view of his hairline!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt
a jean
chubbyurma just one jean
@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?
DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES
@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂
"fashion is very important to me"
*Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*
"less is more"
That's a big step for us men
Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$
@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really
not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao
If i wanted a morning routine i would simply rewatch American Psycho
My thoughts exactly.
Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol
Same xD
Does it rly matter?
HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN
@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol
Ikr
"I breathe in the fresh air"
He says as the smog of the city is in view
Ooooh shii-
Shots fired!!!
We LOVE smog destroying lungs
KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol
chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises
Its not fog?
no body:
psycopath: "i love my alarm sound"
But I love mine sense I costumes it 🥺
@@このディオだ-o5k it'd better be the android one
@@iburst9385 😅
Like your profile pic
ua-cam.com/video/AVgTWrAE9wU/v-deo.html my alarm
0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭
😂
Exactly like MAAM TAKE IT OFF. Even if she slept with the makeup on it doesn't last that long 😭
She has to wear make-up all the time. The only reason they are together is their looks. So they have to keep that up. That's the only thing they have in common.
Also of course for this unrealistic video lol.
Cause its bs.
Did everyone remember to put on their *Giorgio Armani lip balm* today
Ell you know what they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Don’t forget the moisturizer. You don’t want to start the fun activities day brings looking like a zombie.
make sure you activated beast mode.
And your Mac Bronzer
RiSe aNd grinD🤘💯💯🙌
Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air"
Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*
😄
Not only boring, but douchey.
Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vih_ S2 nice
“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “
meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.
that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent
don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need
ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away
@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo
Loser: “it activates BEAST MODE”
I start my day by saying "Its Morbin Time"
“It activates BeaSt MoDe” *aggressive grunting noises*
This sounds like something that come from mounth of morbidly obese gamer with neckbeard and fedora lol
@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 dudes like this are the same thing but in reverse. Everything in moderation.
@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 LMAO
He’s not okay mentally👁👁
Thank gosh he’s home alone.
These guys spend the whole day preparing for their day
And then it's evening and then they'll make a video on "how to go out at night in style"
More than me
I know right, like some of their routines make no sense, there is no way you waking up,meditating, taking a bath, reading some book, all under 30 minutes like WTF
Trevor Omondi . Its real. Its a technique people have been adopting and talking about. You wake up 1 hour before you usually would, and separate it in 10 minute blocks. You do just a teeny bit of each before you star your day (stretches, prayers, yoga, reading, writing or whatever). I think its abou the book “Miracle Morning” orsomething like that
@@trevoromondi1663 it's not that hard but if you think that way, you won't achieve it
I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..
😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason
So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening
@@ShawnFX lmfao
and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂
“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂
rise and shine
I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY
You guys wake up?
ユプトカ Sadly
mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care
UA-camrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.
Ouchhhhh xDDDD
😂😂😂
Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((
Please why is this so true 😹😹😹
too accurate 😂
The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.
Lol
“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”
@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"
he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭
Lol
Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.
They don't clean their apartments, don't do laundry, don't do actual work, so answering emails is their top job of the day.
Them: “I love being energetic”
Also them: “google, turn on my light”
Lol 😆
😂😂😂
LMAOOO
The only reason they have the will to get out of bed is cuz they can turn on their overhead lights with the voice
dude having alexa turn on a light doesn’t mean you are lazy or tired wtf
“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-
LMAOAOAOOAOA
Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people
@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.
BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t forget that *Giorgio Armani lip balm.*
which I *DEFINITELY* need
Even he sounded sarcastic in the video 😂
weeby weeb lol soz
ua-cam.com/video/Sx9CEyVbwKg/v-deo.html(
it's glip loss luvs like seriously it really good luvs
DiamondJacket *to keep the doctor away*
0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀
It’s in the afternoon 😭😭😭
"Fashion has always been a big thing to me"
puts on plain white t-shirt
i can’t laugh because honestly same
ok but big mood
White shirt are great man, especially I youre ripped.
Iol I was like: "yA CaLl ThAs FhAShIaN?!"
SKJSKSJSK
That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.
Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥
Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..
@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao
@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.
*1:05** I breathe in pollution and listen to the loud ass sounds of the city*
Jihyo's Disciple why am I dying to this!!!!
Help me
*adds music to make it a little bit better*
Jihyo's Disciple *FrEsH AiR*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your nickname tho :D im Sanas gay personality sjsjak
10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks
“And focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
*horn sounds intensifies*
let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons
@@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo
Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD
Im the 1k liker
@@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
The fact that all of their monologues sound like American Psycho's opening scene is hilarious to me
Yes!!
same thought bro
I was thinking just the same, so much care about their external look while empty inside.
Yesss! American Psycho morning Routine predicted the future
@@jaelvictoria5771 would not say predict but capture a certain zeitgeist
"focus on feeling the sounds of the city"
*Hears gunshots and sirens*
"Right, okay."
*Walks back inside
Lollll
thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up
Me when I lived in Memphis
@@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.
Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.
“ I decided not to shower cause WHY” It’s giving… ICONIC🤭😍💅💅
"Then I go out to meditate and _b r e a t h e_ in the *fresh* air*
Breathes in polluted city
Send me his link please 😂😂
yummy 😋
Please breathe in Delhi
*e
It did look like China...
Guy: I take in the fresh air
*the polluted air in the background*
*polluted air in the back* am I a joke to you
😂😂😂😂
Landlord tell him to get back in or he’s not gna be there next time
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**happy music playing in the backgroud**
*i BrEaThE iN tHe FrEsH AiR*
shows the polluted city
hibiscus tea thought the same tho
It’s called fog.
Haahahahahahaahahahahha
The air we breathe in is a composition of other people’s breaths. Let that sink in.
Polluted
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
"I decided to not shower cause like why?"
*legit everyone in quarantine*
@fo exipni naahh. I get her. Its too much effort for the morning. Just do it in the evening, you will wake up clean
Sasha Polska what about my drool
ehhejwisissowdoeev🤣
You read my mind
i actually shower more lol. sounds disgusting but school gives me no time to shower. i haven’t shaved in four months though, who tf is gonna see my gorilla legs anyway?
Who names their alarm “rIsE aNd GrInD”
for real mines "GET UP YOU FAT BITCH"
sophie • mines is AYE WAKE YOUR FAT FUCK UP
@@m3tal3njoy3r lmao same
Mine is "get up fatass"
I seriously put mine as “ wake up stupid bitch” lmaoooooo 😌
0:06 the girl sleeping with makeup
So natural
LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
VERY natural
hunny of her pillow ain’t covered in mascara and lipstick I don’t believe it.
@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around
@burnttoast boo, what’s your setting spray?
You forgot the part where they sell you a course
Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.
bentep0511 bahahaj
Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????
"I like to stay busy."
*Calendar completely empty*
Lmao 😂
He has to drink lemon water! That’s a hard event
@UFHoee oh yeah yeah
Clearly u dont get it, its a detox calendary
hahahah
“I love the sound of my alarm”
My alarm gives me a panic attack in the morning
IKR LMFAO
My parents forced me to get a digital alarm clock so now whenever I hear literally ANY FORM of beeping, it makes me wanna punch myself in the face 😀
For real! LOL. I hear that thing and I'm like F****K!!!, lol
But the biggest panic comes when you wake up without it.
I usually start crying. Ain't ready to start my day.
I actually thought all of these were parodies until I recognised the guy at 0:52 and realised they’re all going to be serious
What kind of monster likes the sound of their alarm?
Ik. I want to die every time I hear mine
My ears have trained themselves to ignore it and today my mom literally threw my phone on me :,)
@@jeannetteperez8214 LMAO ME TODAY
Jeannette Perez oh yeah been there. In high school my mom ripped my alarm out of the wall and threw it at my head as I slept. SORRY I WAS SLEEPING I DIDNT HEAR IT MOM
A sociopath.
I love the wake up in the beginning with his girlfriends full face of makeup ‘asleep’ next to him
And his perfectly combed hair and immaculate face too, don't forget that
And then he goes “ah I LoVe tHaT sOuNd”
Time stamp?
@@Cr0xs7888 it’s the very beginning of the video???
"Rise & Grind!" 🔥💯🤟"
"Activates BEAST MODE"
Wtf bro just take a shower.
For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.
@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower
Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series
@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious
I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.
sounds like neuroticism
@suranumitu7734
He’s a successful doctor, hard worker and influencer. Don’t be jealous, just because you’re lazy
“breathing the fresh air” steps out on a balcony in the middle of a city
Lmao for real though 😭😭
Gotta love that fresh fresh smell of gas, steel, and clogged sewers.
LatteOlives ah hah hah
Did you see the trash man driving by?
imagine this routine in gotham city
My guy these rich peoples routine is like 3 hours. I can get ready in 30 seconds. After snoozing my alarm for 2 and a half hours...
Me with getting up for school 😭 ignore my alarm 20 times
I guess, that's why they are still rich. Might be doing smth right:))
You’re still saving 29 minutes and 30 seconds more 😭
@@campcamptrash9517 don't blame yourself, teens sleep more than adults and children and also have more difficulty to sleep early. It doesn't mean you are simply lazy.
Serouisly how has that much time in the morning
"Oh AnD DoNt FoRgEt My GiOgIo ArMaNi LiP BaLm WhIcH i DeFiNiTeLy NeEd"
Eyy i still miss the Scout Relic in Smite tbh
LOL
😂😂😂
It was then I realised it was more of a "flex" video than an honest one.
hahhaha im dying
Wakes up in the morning, both the guy and the girl with full face of makeup.
“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀
Dario 😂🤣🤣
😂
I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”.
That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man.
An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" idk why but that sounded cringy coming from his mouth.
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Guy: *squeezes fresh lemon in water*
Shane: *i HAvE mY FrOoTloOp MiLk*
The lemon water is Doctor Mike so it makes sense lol
M o o d
dying hahahahaha
Lol man your too funny
Lmao 😂
You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands
realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self
im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄
@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care.
2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had.
But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
This is literally the intro of American Psycho.
UNDERRATED
BITCH 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
I legit started to scream when I read this💀
i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂
“Fashion has always been a big thing to me”
Wears black jeans and a white t shirt
Literally died when that part came up XD
😂😂😂
At least that part is accurate in guys world
Fashion is up for interpretation but ok
CChorselovr N 🤔
Reality would be hitting the snooze button all the way throughout this entire video
Hi!
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Dude, your like everywhere wherever i go. Got a gold taste!(maybe im just awkward)
Hi bestie 😘
Wow, do you spend most of your day on youtube?
I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
In the early morning it's very quiet
@@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point
Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️
This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on UA-cam while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
@@58479ishere and just for their payment....
@@58479ishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.
@@58479ishere They still make more money unlike you guys
Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.
"Because it activates BEAST MODE."
Literally can't even. I laughed my ass off when he said that.
JulietteIuly06 Akka what a fucking alpha
That was such a white male thing to say
You can deny it all you want, but that shit is true.
lmao and then he's like 'UGH'
Same lol
The dude at 2:46 wearing that crinkled ass shirt acting like he’s the epitome of put together.
It took me a while to realise that this was real and not comedy
Hugo Sjöberg no what.. the guys with their morning routines? It can’t be right? Are they really that silly
@@Madshs07 Yeah they all mean it xD I've seen some of them, only the guy who is constantly snoozing through his alarm is comedy
Lmfaoooo same here bruh
Wait really?
Same
“Fashion has always been a big thing for me..” *puts on black pants and white shirt*
@Pingo True. No problem with fashion but yeah. Minimalism is okay, I guess.
Dude be using nsfw pfp's at public place , degeneration of the community
Ikr I was like what part of fashion is this 🤣
He meant looking clean. Minimalism is also a thing
Mafuyuuuuu
The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.
confirmed
This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho
100%
I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it
Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’
Agreed
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
1:38 I like to hop in a cold shower next
my dude, you're showering warm, there's literal steam coming out of your shower, don't even pretend it's cold lmao
I feel like Doctor Mike with his lemon water is the only real part about this, he seems like a guy who would actuslly do that
Yep, green tea and lemon, his secret formula
He's a doctor so I don't doubt he does it
Leb ya
Period all the others are pretending
Wuuff yup
“ mY GeOrGiO ArMaNi LiP BaLm” calm down ya tart
Amie R I can’t BREATHE RIEKDBBTEIMSMelspekkdmdjrjdjsjsjsjssiisiskdmSJJSSJEUUEIWIEKEOEOPDLDJFNDBAVACWGWEYRYURIEEIOEODKFNXNXNXNDNDNDNDNNDNENWLWLPWOERURURUEIKEJDNX. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jake 348 calm down
💀💀💀💀
Omg, $15 to $30 for it lmao. Get the medical stuff at least.
And You Know Wot They Say. And Apple An Day Keeps The Doctor Away. 😳
“What’s for breakfast today”
* takes out 20 bottles of pills *
FACTS.
Them: 20 bottles of pills
Shane: candy
*Shane is more successful of all them*
@@strongfatman2014 What is successful for you?
Space Ghost money duh
@@127ante Just having money don't make you successful. You can be successful financially, but terrible in relationship with friends, family, happiness, health
Everyone knows real BEAST MODE is activated on toilet.