mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
This is pretty much every self-help guide I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich. Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on UA-cam while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable. Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college. And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades. Tis life.
Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..
😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason
So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening
@@ShawnFX lmfao
and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
do not trust people who like their alarm sound.
why not what if its bts😂
@@Apetitegirly that's even worse.
Chuchi P lmao
@@Apetitegirly bts fucking sucks freaking weebs
@@chuchip9633 😂😂
"fashion is really important to me"
*proceeds to dress like a sims preset*
naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh
Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good
You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂
@@ray5357 I think every man in existence would dress like a cowboy if society normalised it
@@LoneWolfMikotoyeah gucci doesn’t necessarily mean it looks good, most of gucci is awful. Expense doesn’t equate to if it looks good
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.
One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.
u forgot dickriding elon musk
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.
Did you typed that down one by one-
Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔
when
@@zibaa06 4:47
And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!
"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt
a jean
chubbyurma just one jean
@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?
DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES
@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂
"This removes tired looking eyes"
So does sleep, big man.
Is Shane Dawson problematic? Yes.
Is he more realistic in morning routine? Also yes
He’s almost like the male version of Trisha Paytas 🤣🤣
@@elramyeonsay it louder 😂😂
@@elramyeon My thoughts exactly 💀💀
@@elramyeonBoth in being a piece of crap and morning routines
I mean idk about you but I don't usually start my mornings off by having passionate sex with my pet cat
The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.
Lol
“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”
@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"
he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭
Lol
That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.
Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥
Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..
@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao
@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is
1. Wake up before the sun
2. Go to the gym immediately
3. Take an ice cold shower
4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class
& then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine:
1. Wake up at 8am
The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.
first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?
@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
“Im a big fan of staying healthy”
Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills
They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!
@@yavantii3615 this!!!
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
He is at it again!!
@@only1613 i died-
Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao
Thats gonna be weird but ok
The single ladies looking at him: 👀👀
Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all
"do a flip"
@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭
I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.
"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say
"Everybody do the flop." *Slam*
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire:
Step 1: wake up at 5 am
Step 2: morning meditation
Step 3: listen to an audiobook
Step 4: take a cold shower
Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
This is pretty much every self-help guide
I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich.
Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is
“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol!
Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.
"big fan of staying healthy"
*proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*
@Houlmnt lit meme🤙
Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite
@@assadarlingtoni ikr
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many
“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”
*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*
“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”
@@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"
Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*
@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"
These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅
0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀
it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.
Bahahahaha
Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao
@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?
The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.
confirmed
This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho
100%
I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it
Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’
Agreed
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭
😂
You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands
realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self
im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄
@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care.
2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had.
But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.
bentep0511 bahahaj
Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????
"I breathe in the fresh air"
He says as the smog of the city is in view
Ooooh shii-
Shots fired!!!
We LOVE smog destroying lungs
KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol
chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises
Its not fog?
"the shower is a quiet place for me to start my meditation"
Me : stand still and question why they name butter butter
Hahahahahahah😂
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol
Same xD
Does it rly matter?
HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN
@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol
Ikr
"I breathe in the fresh air"
**breathes air pollution**
Smokes 2 packs
Hahaha 😂
thats exactly what I was thinking 😂
dreeei XD
I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic
Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.
The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂
This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.
Yeah...me tho
essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot.....
real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe
@@xxemma7994 lmfao
Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe
@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode
“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-
LMAOAOAOOAOA
Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people
@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.
BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂
I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol
Something tells me these people dont have jobs
To do list:
-eat
-drink
-breathe
-shower
...
@@fug_momo3729 its a hard knock life
What's wrong with drinking tea?
I’m having WAY too much fun reading these comments
I'm dying of laughing just because of these comments 😂
Same!
iikr
I came back just for the comments 😂
Chicken Nugget same lol😂
“Rise & Grind!” Is the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read
And his girl is wearing full face makeup very real
@@sarafettah8830 wait what! you don't go to sleep with make up on? weird.
@@r-s8952 is that "the video"
@@r-s8952 nvm its a work out video 🤣
Lol
I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.
sounds like neuroticism
I didn’t think I was going to laugh this much 😂😂 ffs man, great work ahaha
This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on UA-cam while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
@@58479ishere and just for their payment....
@@58479ishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.
@@58479ishere They still make more money unlike you guys
Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.
"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."
BYEEEJDSJSHS
JXJHGFTXHS
[more gibberish sounds here]
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3
Rugoribgrighe
Watching this first thing in the morning, because a good laugh wakes me up.
I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers
“it activates BEAST MODE”
he did not say-
It activates the "rub one out" mode
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating.
*He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
SCREAMS
Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁
I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
*homeless dude taking a shit in a home depot bucket
lmao
OMG 😂🤣
kakashi hatake *street gangs and drug cartels having a shootout*
Nobody cares where you're going
Nobody knows where you've been
'Cause you belong to the city
chris thomas 😂😂😂😂
Literally the "FUNNIEST VIDEO ON UA-cam!" Thank you for this Skinny.
i watch this video every few months idk why it’s so entertaining 💀
Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air"
Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*
😄
Not only boring, but douchey.
Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vih_ S2 nice
1:04 “I breath in polluted air and listen to the children crying in the city” 💀
Fr tho 💀💀
😭😭😭✋
HAHHAHAHA
LMHGGKGDKOGCDY
JAAJSJAHAKQJQJAJQJAJQAJ
Wakes up in the morning, both the guy and the girl with full face of makeup.
10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
In the early morning it's very quiet
@@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point
Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️
“WhAtever fUn aCtivities tHe dAy HoLds” christ
Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
@@jt_on_youtube he probably is too rich to know that lol
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable.
Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college.
And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades.
Tis life.
Push it to the Limit Until you’re about 50 and you realise that you’re just waiting to die at this point.
“No sally I’m saving these vIRgin lips for a real woman”
Dr Mike is the only genuine one.
YALL THE ENDING GOT ME I couldn't stop laughing thank u sm
“fashion has always been a big thing to me”
*proceeds to wear the most bland outfit ever seen*
BRUHHH I SAID THE SAME THING OMFG
Lol
A black pant with a white shirt holy shit thats some fasion shit right there
Mans styled himself after stock photo people
I thought that was a joke 💀
"fashion has always been a big thing to me"
*wears the most basic outfit*
and they calll that high fashion smh
Ye i expected smth FasHIoNable
I just commented this and scrolled down and read this comment , I-
Boy , we on that same wave length
THATS THE MOST FASHIONABLE THEY CAN GET LOL
they look pretty untasty l m a o
I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.
Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life
You're living the dream that's what you do!
“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂
rise and shine
I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY
You guys wake up?
ユプトカ Sadly
mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care
Can’t forget that *Giorgio Armani lip balm.*
can't live without it
which I *DEFINITELY* need
Even he sounded sarcastic in the video 😂
weeby weeb lol soz
ua-cam.com/video/Sx9CEyVbwKg/v-deo.html(
it's glip loss luvs like seriously it really good luvs
Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day
Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.
Who names their alarm “rIsE aNd GrInD”
for real mines "GET UP YOU FAT BITCH"
sophie • mines is AYE WAKE YOUR FAT FUCK UP
@@m3tal3njoy3r lmao same
Mine is "get up fatass"
I seriously put mine as “ wake up stupid bitch” lmaoooooo 😌
"fashion is very important to me"
*Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*
"less is more"
That's a big step for us men
Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$
@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really
not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao
I lost it at the “I love that sound”
I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣
If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.
This the "I don't got a job morning routine".
For real😂😂
Lol for sure.
Yesssssss
@H A R U Probably. Some of these people on UA-cam get famous for the most ridiculous reasons. thereby generating major income from ad revenue.
Girl you spit the truth ! 😭😂😘
“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “
meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.
that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent
don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need
ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away
@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo
I absolutely love the ending!! :D
"I have my fruit loop milk" got me lmaoooo
“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀
Dario 😂🤣🤣
😂
I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”.
That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man.
An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days
guys “morning routine” in a nutshell
0% real
20% “positivity”
30% working out and health
20% shirtless
30% giorgio armani
you forgot the sponsors add
Oh man🤣😂
10000% listening to birds chirping and meditating
🤣🤣🤣 30% Georgia Armani!!
you forgot 100% unrealistic and fake fake fake
The last 10 seconds was HILARIOUS
Tbh i don't believe there is a single person that has a morning routine like these guys
"focus on feeling the sounds of the city"
*Hears gunshots and sirens*
"Right, okay."
*Walks back inside
Lollll
thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up
Me when I lived in Memphis
@@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.
Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.
When you watched “American Psycho” once
lmfao this is crazy true
but didn't finish it
@Dom moi name is Pa’rick Ba’man, oim twentehy-sevehn yeyas old.
whwusyhw
"i can do a thousand, now."
I remember watching this vid when it came out and laughing so much 😭
the "fruit loop milk" right after Doctor Mike killed me 😂
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" idk why but that sounded cringy coming from his mouth.
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Ouchhhhh xDDDD
😂😂😂
Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((
Please why is this so true 😹😹😹
too accurate 😂
i couldnt stop laughing at the part where the one man says i love fashion and all that stuff and the other guy goes so i put my big turkey shirt lmao
The big turkey shirt was the funniest part!! 😂😂
“Today I wore my turkey shirt and some gym shorts" same lmao
"Activates BEAST MODE"
Wtf bro just take a shower.
For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.
@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower
Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series
@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious
“And focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
*horn sounds intensifies*
let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons
@@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo
Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD
Im the 1k liker
@@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
"i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"
Ngl watching this is one of my source of joy during pandemic 🤣🤣🤣
“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*
PLS 😭
hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭
Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.
Lmao
Lmaooo dead
"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed."
**laughs in oily skin**
same here lol
Lmaoo sammw
*oily skin gang*
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Half of their routine of the day has started meanwhile I still haven't got out of bed 😂
Only thing missing is the mandatory record scratch effect when switching to reality.😂
0:06 the girl sleeping with makeup
So natural
LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
VERY natural
hunny of her pillow ain’t covered in mascara and lipstick I don’t believe it.
@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around
@burnttoast boo, what’s your setting spray?
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away
it stings
*especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*
My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.
honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift
I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot
The other guy is still sleeping unironically relatable
Putting many alarms yet none of those wake me up
“DoNt fOrGeT yoUr ApPle” the hell is with these guys
Ikr. Pure cringe
@@AdvaitDhingra I was cringing during the whole video.
@@Kelleigh95 sis I thought I was the only one😂😂
What’s wrong with that kalleigh
💀💀💀💀
It took me a while to realise that this was real and not comedy
Hugo Sjöberg no what.. the guys with their morning routines? It can’t be right? Are they really that silly
@@Madshs07 Yeah they all mean it xD I've seen some of them, only the guy who is constantly snoozing through his alarm is comedy
Lmfaoooo same here bruh
Wait really?
Same
‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’
Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)
"Rise and Grind" omfg