morning routine: every guy on youtube vs reality

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  • Опубліковано 9 бер 2019
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  • @feeff9372
    @feeff9372 3 роки тому +7273

    I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..

    • @Bestjunie
      @Bestjunie 3 роки тому +592

      😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 3 роки тому +458

      So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening

    • @user-rc3ii4jd8v
      @user-rc3ii4jd8v 3 роки тому +106

      @@ShawnFX lmfao

    • @mehdibabaie3464
      @mehdibabaie3464 3 роки тому +246

      and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?

    • @feeff9372
      @feeff9372 3 роки тому +313

      mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes

  • @0_yyn
    @0_yyn 4 роки тому +5963

    do not trust people who like their alarm sound.

  • @garfield-is-amazing
    @garfield-is-amazing Рік тому +2324

    "fashion is really important to me"
    *proceeds to dress like a sims preset*

    • @JustinBrown-wc1ph
      @JustinBrown-wc1ph 8 місяців тому +37

      naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh

    • @ray5357
      @ray5357 7 місяців тому +9

      Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good

    • @LoneWolfMikoto
      @LoneWolfMikoto 6 місяців тому

      You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂

    • @TMCPortfolio
      @TMCPortfolio 28 днів тому

      @@ray5357 I think every man in existence would dress like a cowboy if society normalised it

    • @TMCPortfolio
      @TMCPortfolio 28 днів тому +2

      @@LoneWolfMikotoyeah gucci doesn’t necessarily mean it looks good, most of gucci is awful. Expense doesn’t equate to if it looks good

  • @generalissimodoviciano6231
    @generalissimodoviciano6231 Рік тому +4175

    The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +263

      Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.

    • @needless974
      @needless974 11 місяців тому +88

      One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.

    • @oqp489
      @oqp489 10 місяців тому

      u forgot dickriding elon musk

    • @reginageorgetownuni
      @reginageorgetownuni 10 місяців тому +78

      I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 9 місяців тому +32

      The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this

  • @molywhopper5179
    @molywhopper5179 3 роки тому +6524

    When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.

    • @mikasalee2582
      @mikasalee2582 3 роки тому +185

      Did you typed that down one by one-

    • @zetro_cloud
      @zetro_cloud 3 роки тому +86

      Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔

    • @zibaa06
      @zibaa06 3 роки тому +8

      when

    • @ashxbash1001
      @ashxbash1001 3 роки тому +13

      @@zibaa06 4:47

    • @tipsytom5571
      @tipsytom5571 3 роки тому +53

      And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!

  • @yannickdrmda5295
    @yannickdrmda5295 3 роки тому +7126

    "Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt

    • @blackwing97
      @blackwing97 3 роки тому +269

      a jean

    • @voodoo2349
      @voodoo2349 3 роки тому +48

      chubbyurma just one jean

    • @axelaguirre5014
      @axelaguirre5014 3 роки тому +6

      @Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?

    • @animalfamily4816
      @animalfamily4816 3 роки тому +32

      DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES

    • @recklessamateur9282
      @recklessamateur9282 3 роки тому +3

      @@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂

  • @SmilingOrange
    @SmilingOrange 6 місяців тому +175

    "This removes tired looking eyes"
    So does sleep, big man.

  • @yin-sin
    @yin-sin 2 роки тому +3249

    Is Shane Dawson problematic? Yes.
    Is he more realistic in morning routine? Also yes

    • @elramyeon
      @elramyeon Рік тому +175

      He’s almost like the male version of Trisha Paytas 🤣🤣

    • @lilysenpai8604
      @lilysenpai8604 Рік тому +24

      @@elramyeonsay it louder 😂😂

    • @WtfAmIDoingHerelol
      @WtfAmIDoingHerelol Рік тому +11

      ​@@elramyeon My thoughts exactly 💀💀

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому

      @@elramyeonBoth in being a piece of crap and morning routines

    • @LxR7601
      @LxR7601 11 місяців тому

      I mean idk about you but I don't usually start my mornings off by having passionate sex with my pet cat

  • @1deepVonte
    @1deepVonte 3 роки тому +4911

    The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.

    • @srmariachi5844
      @srmariachi5844 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @lameimsi
      @lameimsi 3 роки тому +252

      “I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”

    • @nabila6401
      @nabila6401 3 роки тому +109

      @@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"

    • @d4ddyb0t35
      @d4ddyb0t35 3 роки тому +15

      he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭

    • @adanella3757
      @adanella3757 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @FubbleSmurf
    @FubbleSmurf 3 роки тому +5926

    That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.

    • @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797
      @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 3 роки тому +573

      Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please

    • @jfk9090
      @jfk9090 3 роки тому +22

      @@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥

    • @Spungebobonicerocks
      @Spungebobonicerocks 3 роки тому +104

      Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..

    • @ManuMiAS
      @ManuMiAS 3 роки тому +12

      @@Spungebobonicerocks lmao

    • @mollusca6465
      @mollusca6465 3 роки тому +32

      @@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 9 місяців тому +442

    For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is
    1. Wake up before the sun
    2. Go to the gym immediately
    3. Take an ice cold shower
    4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class
    & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine:
    1. Wake up at 8am

    • @christianharver9309
      @christianharver9309 7 місяців тому +6

      The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.

    • @Akathysia
      @Akathysia 7 місяців тому +27

      first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?

    • @Yatagarasu.
      @Yatagarasu. 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last

    • @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn 7 місяців тому +4

      ⁠​⁠@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc

    • @MaddieFishblob
      @MaddieFishblob 7 місяців тому +7

      @@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚

  • @jotarokujoh8047
    @jotarokujoh8047 Рік тому +1483

    “Im a big fan of staying healthy”
    Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 Рік тому +29

      They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.

    • @depressedcockroach4045
      @depressedcockroach4045 Рік тому +187

      @@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol

    • @yavantii3615
      @yavantii3615 Рік тому +161

      @@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..

    • @kiasmith1732
      @kiasmith1732 Рік тому +70

      @@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!

    • @flor473
      @flor473 Рік тому +4

      @@yavantii3615 this!!!

  • @somewhataesthetic3106
    @somewhataesthetic3106 3 роки тому +8453

    bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply

    • @only1613
      @only1613 3 роки тому +463

      He is at it again!!

    • @jksbottommole8463
      @jksbottommole8463 3 роки тому +61

      @@only1613 i died-

    • @ericwilliams8371
      @ericwilliams8371 3 роки тому +177

      Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao

    • @jaehyunsatoru9288
      @jaehyunsatoru9288 3 роки тому +12

      Thats gonna be weird but ok

    • @mina6310
      @mina6310 3 роки тому +58

      The single ladies looking at him: 👀👀

  • @mithruikka
    @mithruikka 3 роки тому +9098

    Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all

    • @miaruuu8375
      @miaruuu8375 2 роки тому +586

      "do a flip"

    • @xsaturnsatinx244
      @xsaturnsatinx244 2 роки тому +175

      @@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭

    • @gw7911
      @gw7911 2 роки тому +33

      I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.

    • @zc7770
      @zc7770 2 роки тому +93

      "AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say

    • @karenk6985
      @karenk6985 2 роки тому +30

      "Everybody do the flop." *Slam*

  • @TheChuckfuc
    @TheChuckfuc 7 місяців тому +51

    These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire:
    Step 1: wake up at 5 am
    Step 2: morning meditation
    Step 3: listen to an audiobook
    Step 4: take a cold shower
    Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise

    • @IDoThings490
      @IDoThings490 5 днів тому +2

      This is pretty much every self-help guide
      I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich.
      Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is

  • @yo-2029
    @yo-2029 Рік тому +82

    “My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol!
    Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.

  • @mariusmascio1732
    @mariusmascio1732 4 роки тому +3192

    "big fan of staying healthy"
    *proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*

    • @ThemChosenGamers
      @ThemChosenGamers 4 роки тому +4

      @Houlmnt lit meme🤙

    • @assadarlingtoni
      @assadarlingtoni 4 роки тому +18

      Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite

    • @pebblegrindelwald6593
      @pebblegrindelwald6593 4 роки тому +2

      @@assadarlingtoni ikr

    • @pebblegrindelwald6593
      @pebblegrindelwald6593 4 роки тому +1

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂

    • @user-mb4xy2cz3t
      @user-mb4xy2cz3t 3 роки тому +4

      @@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many

  • @audreygavagan522
    @audreygavagan522 4 роки тому +17653

    “Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 4 роки тому +1092

      *Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*

    • @agentbonniespy
      @agentbonniespy 4 роки тому +546

      “okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 4 роки тому +390

      @@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"

    • @luffybetterr
      @luffybetterr 4 роки тому +207

      Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*

    • @blackbeanturkey
      @blackbeanturkey 4 роки тому +115

      @@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"

  • @maxirunpl
    @maxirunpl 7 місяців тому +101

    These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅

  • @JustCurious.2
    @JustCurious.2 Рік тому +58

    0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀

  • @lunaaa6652
    @lunaaa6652 4 роки тому +10392

    it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.

    • @redditsource1972
      @redditsource1972 4 роки тому +24

      Bahahahaha

    • @bobbyjordan9740
      @bobbyjordan9740 4 роки тому +164

      Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao

    • @Lakeland_IV
      @Lakeland_IV 4 роки тому +22

      @jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.

    • @salvatore5415
      @salvatore5415 4 роки тому +76

      @jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning

    • @ryukobestwaifu3319
      @ryukobestwaifu3319 4 роки тому +36

      @@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?

  • @sitamun7598
    @sitamun7598 5 років тому +1806

    The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.

    • @user-ej6yc8rl8l
      @user-ej6yc8rl8l 5 років тому +20

      confirmed

    • @tjargeesch1201
      @tjargeesch1201 4 роки тому +50

      This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho

    • @Hannah-xb3dr
      @Hannah-xb3dr 4 роки тому +9

      100%
      I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it
      Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’

    • @gintokikintoki4965
      @gintokikintoki4965 4 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @canned_can_chan4590
      @canned_can_chan4590 4 роки тому +8

      I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"

  • @1DerfulHazza
    @1DerfulHazza Рік тому +56

    0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭

  • @pannajohns5255
    @pannajohns5255 Рік тому +361

    You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands

    • @Ash01010
      @Ash01010 Рік тому +16

      realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self

    • @randomselfimprovementchann1304
      @randomselfimprovementchann1304 11 місяців тому +9

      im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 11 місяців тому +16

      @@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄

    • @randomselfimprovementchann1304
      @randomselfimprovementchann1304 11 місяців тому

      @@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class

    • @yaruyaru
      @yaruyaru 10 місяців тому +12

      1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care.
      2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had.
      But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂

  • @bentep0511
    @bentep0511 4 роки тому +2160

    Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.

    • @Sxerrv
      @Sxerrv 4 роки тому +1

      bentep0511 bahahaj

    • @jamirgordon9745
      @jamirgordon9745 4 роки тому +1

      Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????

  • @KewlAidTime
    @KewlAidTime 4 роки тому +5258

    "I breathe in the fresh air"
    He says as the smog of the city is in view

  • @ilikeeatingbutter3449
    @ilikeeatingbutter3449 2 роки тому +15

    "the shower is a quiet place for me to start my meditation"
    Me : stand still and question why they name butter butter

  • @aceuxroo
    @aceuxroo Рік тому +110

    i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo

  • @NF12222
    @NF12222 4 роки тому +5733

    Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol

  • @soup8160
    @soup8160 4 роки тому +9046

    "I breathe in the fresh air"
    **breathes air pollution**

  • @Sai-ns9ky
    @Sai-ns9ky Рік тому +16

    Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.

  • @kimberlyn.2096
    @kimberlyn.2096 11 місяців тому +10

    The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂

  • @romanticrose6822
    @romanticrose6822 4 роки тому +4142

    This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.

    • @maggieclancy6378
      @maggieclancy6378 4 роки тому +89

      Yeah...me tho
      essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot.....
      real life: uhhh ewww i hate light

    • @xxemma7994
      @xxemma7994 4 роки тому +21

      Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe

    • @maggieclancy6378
      @maggieclancy6378 4 роки тому +5

      @@xxemma7994 lmfao

    • @xxemma7994
      @xxemma7994 4 роки тому +7

      Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe

    • @maggieclancy6378
      @maggieclancy6378 4 роки тому +7

      @@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode

  • @sickcharlie2754
    @sickcharlie2754 3 роки тому +5636

    “I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-

    • @prettymothafuckka
      @prettymothafuckka 3 роки тому +7

      LMAOAOAOOAOA

    • @niki4079
      @niki4079 3 роки тому +108

      Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people

    • @2cool4u_pt_62
      @2cool4u_pt_62 3 роки тому +23

      @@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.

    • @spookiertown
      @spookiertown 3 роки тому +1

      BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO

    • @Caroline6081
      @Caroline6081 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stephaniestuart9722
    @stephaniestuart9722 Рік тому +23

    I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂

  • @Marymationnn
    @Marymationnn 2 роки тому +76

    I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol

    • @politicalmemes1296
      @politicalmemes1296 9 місяців тому +11

      Something tells me these people dont have jobs

    • @fug_momo3729
      @fug_momo3729 6 місяців тому +1

      To do list:
      -eat
      -drink
      -breathe
      -shower
      ...

    • @politicalmemes1296
      @politicalmemes1296 6 місяців тому

      @@fug_momo3729 its a hard knock life

    • @fallen2624
      @fallen2624 5 місяців тому

      What's wrong with drinking tea?

  • @chickennugget2756
    @chickennugget2756 3 роки тому +3617

    I’m having WAY too much fun reading these comments

  • @Komobear
    @Komobear 3 роки тому +9315

    “Rise & Grind!” Is the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read

    • @sarafettah8830
      @sarafettah8830 3 роки тому +486

      And his girl is wearing full face makeup very real

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +174

      @@sarafettah8830 wait what! you don't go to sleep with make up on? weird.

    • @lolarose530
      @lolarose530 3 роки тому +8

      @@r-s8952 is that "the video"

    • @lolarose530
      @lolarose530 3 роки тому +5

      @@r-s8952 nvm its a work out video 🤣

    • @shreenidhhi8633
      @shreenidhhi8633 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @hlly20
    @hlly20 Рік тому +36

    I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.

  • @ignaciomarre7398
    @ignaciomarre7398 8 місяців тому +5

    I didn’t think I was going to laugh this much 😂😂 ffs man, great work ahaha

  • @misssofija6760
    @misssofija6760 3 роки тому +4053

    This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.

    • @58479ishere
      @58479ishere 3 роки тому +217

      Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on UA-cam while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives

    • @viktoriak8385
      @viktoriak8385 3 роки тому +3

      @@58479ishere and just for their payment....

    • @adamlindeman523
      @adamlindeman523 3 роки тому +16

      @@58479ishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.

    • @jame5game5
      @jame5game5 3 роки тому +11

      @@58479ishere They still make more money unlike you guys

    • @cherrypie12211
      @cherrypie12211 3 роки тому +5

      Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.

  • @Unknown-jd9pt
    @Unknown-jd9pt 4 роки тому +18383

    "Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."

  • @annjay2581
    @annjay2581 Рік тому +5

    Watching this first thing in the morning, because a good laugh wakes me up.

  • @safari.3d887
    @safari.3d887 Рік тому +52

    I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers

  • @indigodeluxe
    @indigodeluxe 4 роки тому +4558

    “it activates BEAST MODE”
    he did not say-

    • @viy4581
      @viy4581 4 роки тому +142

      It activates the "rub one out" mode

    • @mgsgamer8340
      @mgsgamer8340 3 роки тому +82

      I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating.
      *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*

    • @evanna3140
      @evanna3140 3 роки тому +14

      SCREAMS

    • @ongtruongmeg3308
      @ongtruongmeg3308 3 роки тому +4

      Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁

    • @lena-ts1eh
      @lena-ts1eh 3 роки тому +5

      I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @christophert8419
    @christophert8419 4 роки тому +2349

    “focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
    *homeless dude taking a shit in a home depot bucket

  • @yourvision4986
    @yourvision4986 Рік тому +2

    Literally the "FUNNIEST VIDEO ON UA-cam!" Thank you for this Skinny.

  • @liiveleaked
    @liiveleaked Рік тому +1

    i watch this video every few months idk why it’s so entertaining 💀

  • @v_8937
    @v_8937 4 роки тому +8069

    Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air"
    Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*

    • @rafaelrandom500
      @rafaelrandom500 4 роки тому +16

      😄

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому +89

      Not only boring, but douchey.
      Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.

    • @ReplayandHate
      @ReplayandHate 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sevenbelledays7800
      @sevenbelledays7800 4 роки тому +1

      IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prodbyevadwave
      @prodbyevadwave 4 роки тому +1

      Vih_ S2 nice

  • @ridhafathima6257
    @ridhafathima6257 3 роки тому +3904

    1:04 “I breath in polluted air and listen to the children crying in the city” 💀

    • @jadew4677
      @jadew4677 3 роки тому +68

      Fr tho 💀💀

    • @Moonxsta
      @Moonxsta 3 роки тому +30

      😭😭😭✋

    • @Oogway-go6np
      @Oogway-go6np 3 роки тому +15

      HAHHAHAHA

    • @nell5022
      @nell5022 3 роки тому +3

      LMHGGKGDKOGCDY

    • @nou8255
      @nou8255 3 роки тому +5

      JAAJSJAHAKQJQJAJQJAJQAJ

  • @missschronicle
    @missschronicle День тому +1

    Wakes up in the morning, both the guy and the girl with full face of makeup.

  • @acex222
    @acex222 5 місяців тому +5

    10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks

  • @JP-wf1cb
    @JP-wf1cb 3 роки тому +4403

    "Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.

    • @jame5game5
      @jame5game5 3 роки тому +14

      In the early morning it's very quiet

    • @mauroivan2062
      @mauroivan2062 3 роки тому +44

      @@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point

    • @tannechem562
      @tannechem562 3 роки тому +111

      Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution

    • @mehtac1714
      @mehtac1714 3 роки тому +4

      😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @splewy
      @splewy 3 роки тому +34

      Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️

  • @chloebreagan5193
    @chloebreagan5193 3 роки тому +4729

    “WhAtever fUn aCtivities tHe dAy HoLds” christ

    • @jt_on_youtube
      @jt_on_youtube 3 роки тому +204

      Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +45

      @@jt_on_youtube he probably is too rich to know that lol

    • @TraceLight
      @TraceLight 3 роки тому +19

      soyeeitsmetho school is miserable.
      Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college.
      And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades.
      Tis life.

    • @md.shihabsharar8753
      @md.shihabsharar8753 3 роки тому +5

      Push it to the Limit Until you’re about 50 and you realise that you’re just waiting to die at this point.

    • @vexxi1470
      @vexxi1470 3 роки тому +2

      “No sally I’m saving these vIRgin lips for a real woman”

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 6 місяців тому +3

    Dr Mike is the only genuine one.

  • @melissar342
    @melissar342 2 роки тому

    YALL THE ENDING GOT ME I couldn't stop laughing thank u sm

  • @domenicavukic5337
    @domenicavukic5337 3 роки тому +11886

    “fashion has always been a big thing to me”
    *proceeds to wear the most bland outfit ever seen*

    • @GuillermoRodriguez-gj6ed
      @GuillermoRodriguez-gj6ed 3 роки тому +321

      BRUHHH I SAID THE SAME THING OMFG

    • @nia_m_h_2334
      @nia_m_h_2334 3 роки тому +17

      Lol

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 роки тому +491

      A black pant with a white shirt holy shit thats some fasion shit right there

    • @pottedcactus8924
      @pottedcactus8924 3 роки тому +395

      Mans styled himself after stock photo people

    • @Lee-nm9tf
      @Lee-nm9tf 3 роки тому +77

      I thought that was a joke 💀

  • @sethangeles5125
    @sethangeles5125 3 роки тому +4095

    "fashion has always been a big thing to me"
    *wears the most basic outfit*

    • @Rina-ib8gy
      @Rina-ib8gy 3 роки тому +127

      and they calll that high fashion smh

    • @drunkbitch3234
      @drunkbitch3234 3 роки тому +31

      Ye i expected smth FasHIoNable

    • @Rachel-zf2wm
      @Rachel-zf2wm 3 роки тому +4

      I just commented this and scrolled down and read this comment , I-
      Boy , we on that same wave length

    • @alsonio5216
      @alsonio5216 3 роки тому +5

      THATS THE MOST FASHIONABLE THEY CAN GET LOL

    • @Hioriizms
      @Hioriizms 3 роки тому +2

      they look pretty untasty l m a o

  • @KoongYe
    @KoongYe 6 місяців тому +3

    I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.

  • @ChoomOfDoom
    @ChoomOfDoom 2 роки тому +6

    Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life

    • @mumbo_fuze2484
      @mumbo_fuze2484 Місяць тому

      You're living the dream that's what you do!

  • @peterdavis9837
    @peterdavis9837 4 роки тому +11840

    “Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂

    • @error4270
      @error4270 4 роки тому +208

      rise and shine

    • @katecub182
      @katecub182 4 роки тому +320

      I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY

    • @dehydrated_13
      @dehydrated_13 4 роки тому +553

      You guys wake up?

    • @katecub182
      @katecub182 4 роки тому +159

      ユプトカ Sadly

    • @MagentaApex
      @MagentaApex 4 роки тому +101

      mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care

  • @candidlyopinionated19
    @candidlyopinionated19 3 роки тому +13422

    Can’t forget that *Giorgio Armani lip balm.*

    • @dcoxy6841
      @dcoxy6841 3 роки тому +730

      can't live without it

    • @olivia._.l7659
      @olivia._.l7659 3 роки тому +630

      which I *DEFINITELY* need
      Even he sounded sarcastic in the video 😂

    • @olivia._.l7659
      @olivia._.l7659 3 роки тому +9

      weeby weeb lol soz

    • @r-s8952
      @r-s8952 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Sx9CEyVbwKg/v-deo.html(

    • @ew8550
      @ew8550 3 роки тому +29

      it's glip loss luvs like seriously it really good luvs

  • @DoctorOck1254
    @DoctorOck1254 Рік тому +3

    Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day

  • @TheKoKsOnePL
    @TheKoKsOnePL 6 місяців тому +6

    Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.

  • @kmpuci
    @kmpuci 4 роки тому +26495

    Who names their alarm “rIsE aNd GrInD”

    • @m3tal3njoy3r
      @m3tal3njoy3r 4 роки тому +3387

      for real mines "GET UP YOU FAT BITCH"

    • @shadwan7165
      @shadwan7165 4 роки тому +1701

      sophie • mines is AYE WAKE YOUR FAT FUCK UP

    • @alpewea
      @alpewea 4 роки тому +240

      @@m3tal3njoy3r lmao same

    • @yurilovesrussianpoets
      @yurilovesrussianpoets 4 роки тому +672

      Mine is "get up fatass"

    • @bebe4683
      @bebe4683 4 роки тому +656

      I seriously put mine as “ wake up stupid bitch” lmaoooooo 😌

  • @katie-dd2gd
    @katie-dd2gd 3 роки тому +8937

    "fashion is very important to me"
    *Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*

    • @kcraincano8961
      @kcraincano8961 3 роки тому +290

      "less is more"

    • @wallstreetmonky6797
      @wallstreetmonky6797 3 роки тому +151

      That's a big step for us men

    • @BanaaniSuuhun
      @BanaaniSuuhun 3 роки тому +270

      Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$

    • @Didi-qc3vc
      @Didi-qc3vc 3 роки тому +10

      @@wallstreetmonky6797 not really

    • @jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915
      @jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915 3 роки тому +67

      not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao

  • @mad8805
    @mad8805 11 місяців тому +2

    I lost it at the “I love that sound”

  • @user-vb9np3lv5n
    @user-vb9np3lv5n 6 місяців тому +4

    I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣

    • @kingalastor936
      @kingalastor936 3 місяці тому

      If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.

  • @ENZOxDV9
    @ENZOxDV9 3 роки тому +5158

    This the "I don't got a job morning routine".

    • @ghostpepperyt5572
      @ghostpepperyt5572 3 роки тому +79

      For real😂😂

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 3 роки тому +28

      Lol for sure.

    • @pantegohummus8215
      @pantegohummus8215 3 роки тому +13

      Yesssssss

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 3 роки тому +53

      @H A R U Probably. Some of these people on UA-cam get famous for the most ridiculous reasons. thereby generating major income from ad revenue.

    • @shubhamrc4379
      @shubhamrc4379 3 роки тому +2

      Girl you spit the truth ! 😭😂😘

  • @einfachorangensaft4879
    @einfachorangensaft4879 4 роки тому +5372

    “ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “

    • @animusic8360
      @animusic8360 4 роки тому +278

      meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.

    • @fgtgggjkk3440
      @fgtgggjkk3440 4 роки тому +136

      that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 4 роки тому +134

      don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need

    • @devilish9504
      @devilish9504 4 роки тому +66

      ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away

    • @yahlikejazz7084
      @yahlikejazz7084 4 роки тому +2

      @@animusic8360 lmaaaooo

  • @hitchinaride94
    @hitchinaride94 Рік тому

    I absolutely love the ending!! :D

  • @takeasipanakin1310
    @takeasipanakin1310 Рік тому +5

    "I have my fruit loop milk" got me lmaoooo

  • @userDarioDiGiallo
    @userDarioDiGiallo 4 роки тому +13134

    “Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀

    • @AnnalisaJ
      @AnnalisaJ 4 роки тому +51

      Dario 😂🤣🤣

    • @afia7710
      @afia7710 4 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @gossipqueen1013
      @gossipqueen1013 4 роки тому +309

      I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something

    • @maxpanich8634
      @maxpanich8634 4 роки тому +142

      Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”.
      That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man.
      An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.

    • @blazerit420
      @blazerit420 4 роки тому +64

      Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days

  • @minionlover925
    @minionlover925 3 роки тому +4700

    guys “morning routine” in a nutshell
    0% real
    20% “positivity”
    30% working out and health
    20% shirtless
    30% giorgio armani

  • @retrac1000
    @retrac1000 9 місяців тому +1

    The last 10 seconds was HILARIOUS

  • @saikato9946
    @saikato9946 Рік тому +1

    Tbh i don't believe there is a single person that has a morning routine like these guys

  • @luketroyer7620
    @luketroyer7620 3 роки тому +5822

    "focus on feeling the sounds of the city"
    *Hears gunshots and sirens*
    "Right, okay."
    *Walks back inside

    • @northcoast1306
      @northcoast1306 3 роки тому +15

      Lollll

    • @fitlifeHQ101
      @fitlifeHQ101 3 роки тому +67

      thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 3 роки тому +12

      Me when I lived in Memphis

    • @luketroyer7620
      @luketroyer7620 3 роки тому +17

      @@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk 3 роки тому +5

      Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.

  • @pedovkin
    @pedovkin 3 роки тому +4258

    When you watched “American Psycho” once

    • @JonNewgate
      @JonNewgate 3 роки тому +47

      lmfao this is crazy true

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 роки тому +44

      but didn't finish it

    • @gsmooth4279
      @gsmooth4279 3 роки тому +53

      @Dom moi name is Pa’rick Ba’man, oim twentehy-sevehn yeyas old.

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 3 роки тому

      whwusyhw

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 3 роки тому +11

      "i can do a thousand, now."

  • @emilymeyer7857
    @emilymeyer7857 10 місяців тому +3

    I remember watching this vid when it came out and laughing so much 😭

  • @omaralaoui2177
    @omaralaoui2177 Рік тому +3

    the "fruit loop milk" right after Doctor Mike killed me 😂

  • @zeldazeezz8487
    @zeldazeezz8487 3 роки тому +4317

    "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" idk why but that sounded cringy coming from his mouth.

    • @r-s8952
      @r-s8952 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/Sx9CEyVbwKg/v-deo.html(

    • @r-s8952
      @r-s8952 3 роки тому

      @bayonettafan420 ua-cam.com/video/8tkqiJYz-68/v-deo.html

    • @angeljustforyoulol
      @angeljustforyoulol 3 роки тому

      @@r-s8952 ua-cam.com/video/NeUODC6F7zk/v-deo.html

    • @kaylamolis313
      @kaylamolis313 3 роки тому

      yee

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +2

      @@r-s8952 ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @summerghost6551
    @summerghost6551 3 роки тому +3794

    UA-camrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.

    • @RenneAtha
      @RenneAtha 3 роки тому +8

      Ouchhhhh xDDDD

    • @ethaningham7281
      @ethaningham7281 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @jaguar_8344
      @jaguar_8344 3 роки тому +51

      Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((

    • @prada4bratz
      @prada4bratz 3 роки тому +3

      Please why is this so true 😹😹😹

    • @sailor4985
      @sailor4985 3 роки тому +2

      too accurate 😂

  • @geotheomusic761
    @geotheomusic761 Рік тому +8

    i couldnt stop laughing at the part where the one man says i love fashion and all that stuff and the other guy goes so i put my big turkey shirt lmao

    • @P1995.
      @P1995. Рік тому

      The big turkey shirt was the funniest part!! 😂😂

  • @goodvibesandhealing
    @goodvibesandhealing Рік тому +2

    “Today I wore my turkey shirt and some gym shorts" same lmao

  • @brokenteletooby106
    @brokenteletooby106 3 роки тому +5329

    "Activates BEAST MODE"
    Wtf bro just take a shower.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 3 роки тому +147

      For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.

    • @antoniopalmiero6761
      @antoniopalmiero6761 3 роки тому +23

      @@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower

    • @goblinslayer8589
      @goblinslayer8589 3 роки тому +80

      Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids

    • @xiuzhendai210
      @xiuzhendai210 3 роки тому +3

      I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series

    • @goblinslayer8589
      @goblinslayer8589 3 роки тому +8

      @@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious

  • @yunah679
    @yunah679 4 роки тому +4744

    “And focus on feeling the sounds of the city”
    *horn sounds intensifies*

    • @nicolewisse4536
      @nicolewisse4536 4 роки тому +84

      let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons

    • @talia2203
      @talia2203 4 роки тому +1

      @@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo

    • @pedromoniz4355
      @pedromoniz4355 4 роки тому

      Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD

    • @merelxcutie1089
      @merelxcutie1089 4 роки тому

      Im the 1k liker

    • @harveyvalentine3818
      @harveyvalentine3818 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

  • @laurelland-1395
    @laurelland-1395 6 місяців тому +2

    "i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"

  • @meimarsella
    @meimarsella Рік тому

    Ngl watching this is one of my source of joy during pandemic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @r1na510
    @r1na510 3 роки тому +29385

    “i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*

  • @laravrtaric5115
    @laravrtaric5115 4 роки тому +8030

    "skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed."
    **laughs in oily skin**

  • @holysimeonpurr
    @holysimeonpurr Рік тому

    Half of their routine of the day has started meanwhile I still haven't got out of bed 😂

  • @rickardbergh5431
    @rickardbergh5431 11 місяців тому +4

    Only thing missing is the mandatory record scratch effect when switching to reality.😂

  • @sandrafranca6644
    @sandrafranca6644 3 роки тому +3380

    0:06 the girl sleeping with makeup
    So natural

    • @lulu41108
      @lulu41108 3 роки тому +90

      LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

    • @CHLOE-ov7ev
      @CHLOE-ov7ev 3 роки тому +41

      VERY natural

    • @_bri_was_here_
      @_bri_was_here_ 3 роки тому +15

      hunny of her pillow ain’t covered in mascara and lipstick I don’t believe it.

    • @burnttoast8105
      @burnttoast8105 3 роки тому +28

      @@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around

    • @_bri_was_here_
      @_bri_was_here_ 3 роки тому +1

      @burnttoast boo, what’s your setting spray?

  • @emmanew3226
    @emmanew3226 3 роки тому +24315

    Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.

    • @PiFV
      @PiFV 3 роки тому +556

      Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away

    • @lameimsi
      @lameimsi 3 роки тому +335

      it stings
      *especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*

    • @jadew4677
      @jadew4677 3 роки тому +187

      My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.

    • @Moonxsta
      @Moonxsta 3 роки тому +51

      honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 3 роки тому +83

      I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot

  • @jlpj9227
    @jlpj9227 10 місяців тому +1

    The other guy is still sleeping unironically relatable

  • @konodioda3641
    @konodioda3641 Рік тому +1

    Putting many alarms yet none of those wake me up

  • @Kelleigh95
    @Kelleigh95 3 роки тому +3492

    “DoNt fOrGeT yoUr ApPle” the hell is with these guys

    • @AdvaitDhingra
      @AdvaitDhingra 3 роки тому +117

      Ikr. Pure cringe

    • @Kelleigh95
      @Kelleigh95 3 роки тому +66

      @@AdvaitDhingra I was cringing during the whole video.

    • @kevinlalanne5700
      @kevinlalanne5700 3 роки тому +8

      @@Kelleigh95 sis I thought I was the only one😂😂

    • @sieg6635
      @sieg6635 3 роки тому

      What’s wrong with that kalleigh

    • @abi8967
      @abi8967 3 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

  • @hugosjoberg4781
    @hugosjoberg4781 4 роки тому +3883

    It took me a while to realise that this was real and not comedy

    • @Madshs07
      @Madshs07 4 роки тому +27

      Hugo Sjöberg no what.. the guys with their morning routines? It can’t be right? Are they really that silly

    • @schwenkbiddrotzer4642
      @schwenkbiddrotzer4642 4 роки тому +42

      @@Madshs07 Yeah they all mean it xD I've seen some of them, only the guy who is constantly snoozing through his alarm is comedy

    • @Bgdablessed
      @Bgdablessed 4 роки тому

      Lmfaoooo same here bruh

    • @ttx77
      @ttx77 4 роки тому +2

      Wait really?

    • @elmolong8102
      @elmolong8102 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @MirandaMcCann
    @MirandaMcCann Рік тому +6

    ‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’
    Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)

  • @David-tz7jn
    @David-tz7jn 3 місяці тому +2

    "Rise and Grind" omfg