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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
  • An hour of the top posts from r/Comedyheaven on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Robin ► / xycronva
    Jack ► / @jaymick
    Lexi ► / thelexikitty
    Zach ► linktr.ee/zachxfuller
    Robin | GREW OUT OF IT: 00:00:00
    Zach | THE CHEESE SUPREME: 00:15:25
    Jack | the kid for sale too: 00:26:52
    Lexi | worn once: 00:43:41
    Robin | I WANT IT: 00:56:16
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  • @jacepawplayz
    @jacepawplayz Рік тому +739

    All the narrators should do a video together

    • @iq_nonexistent
      @iq_nonexistent Рік тому +88

      I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen

    • @Blanco1601
      @Blanco1601 Рік тому +10

      Yess

    • @baconmaster233
      @baconmaster233 Рік тому +13

      I do agree my good sir

    • @kevinklunder581
      @kevinklunder581 Рік тому +19

      The tenth time I’ve seen this comment

    • @jacepawplayz
      @jacepawplayz Рік тому +18

      @@kevinklunder581 i was trying to help people suggest it

  • @C0wy_
    @C0wy_ Рік тому +69

    As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys

  • @horrorrake5389
    @horrorrake5389 Рік тому +196

    For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.

    • @music-lv3dl
      @music-lv3dl Рік тому +3

      That is true

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Рік тому +7

      I…no kidding? How would anyone not know 😅

    • @horrorrake5389
      @horrorrake5389 Рік тому +1

      @@rach3092 , I know right

    • @aviationgroundyt
      @aviationgroundyt 7 місяців тому +2

      18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war

    • @horrorrake5389
      @horrorrake5389 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@aviationgroundyt. Bros in a whole different league of conversations

  • @Creatorsan
    @Creatorsan 11 місяців тому +25

    I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle.
    My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry)
    when it was empty.

  • @caleb4772
    @caleb4772 Рік тому +28

    People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Рік тому +105

    I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets
    Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Рік тому +8

    2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".

  • @aBronyPlays
    @aBronyPlays 11 місяців тому +26

    i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 9 місяців тому +3

      It's called a loft bed.

  • @gothic-icarus
    @gothic-icarus Рік тому +69

    perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA Рік тому +12

    As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae Рік тому +10

    That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”

  • @GredelsRage
    @GredelsRage 9 місяців тому +5

    I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich7463 6 місяців тому +2

    "Grandfather clock without the clock"
    My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather

  • @dudepop1456
    @dudepop1456 Рік тому +50

    It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Рік тому +4

    This lucky bastard here starts T today!

    • @bjmccann1
      @bjmccann1 11 місяців тому

      Congratulations!!!

  • @officialbozo
    @officialbozo Рік тому +7

    'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video
    also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Рік тому +14

    While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.

    • @-_Nifi_-
      @-_Nifi_- 5 місяців тому +1

      I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again

  • @Ra1ndr0p
    @Ra1ndr0p Рік тому +3

    17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.

  • @realjettlag
    @realjettlag Рік тому +4

    33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 2 місяці тому

      I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or UA-cam channel etc?

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 10 місяців тому +1

    1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

  • @glockenwise
    @glockenwise Рік тому +8

    19:16 actual respect for this dude

  • @NekoColaQ
    @NekoColaQ Рік тому +4

    12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one

  • @Cinnamon_Fox_Official
    @Cinnamon_Fox_Official Рік тому +2

    Another awesome emkay video!
    Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart

  • @yuzuruizumieggy
    @yuzuruizumieggy Рік тому +9

    Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

  • @Arcanist_Gaming
    @Arcanist_Gaming 10 місяців тому +2

    24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao

  • @helotouchdown
    @helotouchdown Рік тому +2

    Robin, the spoons are drug paraphernalia, it's being literal with "crackhead craigslist" they're for cocaine

  • @10percent4DaBigGuy
    @10percent4DaBigGuy 11 місяців тому +2

    the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it

  • @supermarionoobs2639
    @supermarionoobs2639 Рік тому +3

    To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y 11 місяців тому +1

    This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino Рік тому +5

    “I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag Рік тому +3

      I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 4 місяці тому

    16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.

  • @elgato3767
    @elgato3767 Рік тому +1

    1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.

  • @HolyCarp0
    @HolyCarp0 9 місяців тому

    the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious

  • @TheoddLedgend
    @TheoddLedgend Рік тому +1

    The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman Рік тому +5

    21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.

  • @Femaiden
    @Femaiden Рік тому +1

    i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"

  • @maccajft9616
    @maccajft9616 6 місяців тому +1

    It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue Рік тому +1

    im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft

  • @jhorn64
    @jhorn64 8 місяців тому

    1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though

  • @crazyjake2016
    @crazyjake2016 11 місяців тому +1

    The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.

  • @samsimington5563
    @samsimington5563 9 місяців тому +1

    0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 4 місяці тому

    I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 11 місяців тому +1

    Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 11 місяців тому +1

    That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 11 місяців тому +1

    There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”

  • @GunsAndAmmo3
    @GunsAndAmmo3 5 місяців тому

    "I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 4 місяці тому

    As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.

  • @romanfermin575
    @romanfermin575 Рік тому

    Have a good day emkay

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Рік тому +1

    Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 11 місяців тому +1

    Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 5 місяців тому

      It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes

  • @ninagrosh
    @ninagrosh Рік тому +1

    24:46 the brim with no Yankee

  • @branson12345
    @branson12345 Рік тому +1

    Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement

  • @lawierdwitch
    @lawierdwitch 8 місяців тому

    i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 8 місяців тому +1

    Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit

  • @Aviationlife408
    @Aviationlife408 Рік тому +2

    You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.

  • @smartduck904
    @smartduck904 Рік тому +2

    You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine

  • @AmbroseArietes
    @AmbroseArietes Місяць тому

    the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare

  • @furrysourcecode9809
    @furrysourcecode9809 11 місяців тому +1

    The sofa one actually happened here because they wanted that thing moved for free where it ended up getting stuck via the rear exit.

  • @joelhemphill8005
    @joelhemphill8005 11 місяців тому +1

    37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.

  • @FeedEgg
    @FeedEgg 8 місяців тому +2

    What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel Місяць тому

    The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow 8 місяців тому

    18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!

  • @Metaljacket420
    @Metaljacket420 8 місяців тому +1

    1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.

  • @buddyy9558
    @buddyy9558 9 місяців тому

    The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @PachaJosh
    @PachaJosh Рік тому

    Is that ramen powder still for sale in northern utah?? My step-dad would love this.

  • @Salt_and_Peroxide
    @Salt_and_Peroxide 9 місяців тому

    i cant stop my laughter

  • @tazluc
    @tazluc 11 місяців тому +1

    45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro

  • @markivantv4395
    @markivantv4395 Рік тому +7

    I was going to study until I saw this, I'm going to watch every emkay video now. This is better than studying.

  • @RobinBeirne
    @RobinBeirne Рік тому +2

    "Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂

  • @leahbender7032
    @leahbender7032 11 місяців тому +2

    Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!

  • @thisisdvd8094
    @thisisdvd8094 2 місяці тому

    20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.

  • @mari-du7wl
    @mari-du7wl 16 днів тому

    For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common

  • @jaytrashwade1-1
    @jaytrashwade1-1 6 місяців тому

    13:22 how the hell did you get an aircraft fuselage from? Tbf, I'd totally build my own private jet with that, if I'm given the knowledge and the parts to do so....

  • @elizabethhart2434
    @elizabethhart2434 7 місяців тому

    "Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂

  • @thesnuckiscool
    @thesnuckiscool Рік тому +3

    Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man

  • @luckylmj
    @luckylmj Рік тому +1

    13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi.
    Why someone would create this, I have no idea

  • @FrostySparkles
    @FrostySparkles 9 місяців тому

    did they censor the yorkies eyes in the stuck sofa post???

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +2

    I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically

  • @Skyioun
    @Skyioun Рік тому

    dang bro 2 vids in like an hour

  • @hunterasmr6252
    @hunterasmr6252 11 місяців тому

    1:20 I had a bed like that except it was branded and metal and bigger.

  • @goldenfox76
    @goldenfox76 10 місяців тому

    33:42 I saw someone who was wearing a monster can mask and I had to resist the urge to question every life choice they made up until then

  • @larkhaven1582
    @larkhaven1582 11 місяців тому +1

    i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 5 місяців тому

    Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.

  • @Courdorygirl
    @Courdorygirl Рік тому +3

    alright, I have to pause at 1:03 and comment. That is a shoe from the Krewe of Muses, which is their signature throw, hand decorated by the members and passed off the floats to friends and family. They can actually be valuable.

  • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
    @minecraftexpertstudios7368 8 місяців тому

    This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online

  • @aetherisme1785
    @aetherisme1785 9 місяців тому

    Of course the GPS removal was in Springfield Oregon...

  • @Millieror64
    @Millieror64 8 місяців тому

    1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"

  • @atomicskies_
    @atomicskies_ Місяць тому

    3:38 Always the best kind

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming Рік тому

    6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM

  • @user-vf7qq3ie8q
    @user-vf7qq3ie8q 11 місяців тому +1

    Tbh the Walmart key is probably the most useful item

  • @pleasegetajob
    @pleasegetajob 5 місяців тому

    spit on it paw paw is never leaving my brain now. emmmmkay lol

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 4 місяці тому

    24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic Місяць тому

    12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 11 місяців тому +1

    Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money

  • @notnotahuman183
    @notnotahuman183 8 місяців тому

    To be fair, that Dorito does look perfect

  • @TheCollectorMagnolia
    @TheCollectorMagnolia Рік тому +1

    I want a quirky haunted mask. That’s it, that’s the comment.

  • @VioletxSkies
    @VioletxSkies Місяць тому

    0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant

  • @simslayer7352
    @simslayer7352 Рік тому +1

    42:05 you’d be surprised the money you could sell that for given wood prices nowadays.

  • @heartlessfox8065
    @heartlessfox8065 4 місяці тому

    49:10 pssh i got like 5 haunted rocks, they are everywhere

  • @TheWatermelonSquad1000
    @TheWatermelonSquad1000 9 місяців тому

    All I need right now is something on the thumbnail