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  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 роки тому +5264

    Fun fact: printer ink is more expensive than human blood

  • @the_meeeed
    @the_meeeed 3 роки тому +1862

    I feel like Robin has the perfect commentator/show host voice

  • @lovedrreid1
    @lovedrreid1 3 роки тому +475

    The bed risers are to put under the feet of the bed to make it taller. They can be used for GERD because you can put two under the head of the bed so that it is inclined a slight bit, which is the best way to handle acid reflux while laying down.

    • @joemck85
      @joemck85 3 роки тому +18

      Also useful for colds and allergies since the incline helps the mucous drain. I have GERD and allergies so I do this. I didn't buy risers though, I just used phone books from back when they sent a good couple inches of book for free every year.

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 3 роки тому +4

      At least some people know what they are for.

    • @rixeno
      @rixeno 3 роки тому +2

      @@joemck85 fellow gerd sufferer

    • @b.f.2461
      @b.f.2461 3 роки тому +2

      Yep, I use them.

    • @likithsolasa
      @likithsolasa 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I came down here to say this too, GERD is ugh

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 3 роки тому +246

    "Bed risers - good for acid reflux"
    Yeah, that's actually a thing. My doctor suggested the same thing. If you have acid reflux while trying to sleep, but are generally good through the day - elevating the head-end of your bed (so you're sleeping on a slight slope) can actually help.

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 3 роки тому +2

      that's what i do! i just have two pillows 😅

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 3 роки тому +1

      @@wolfieisacat13 I have two pillows, but have to buy new ones every couple years 'cos they go flat.

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 3 роки тому

      @@tzisorey oof

    • @zack8194
      @zack8194 3 роки тому +3

      @@tzisorey just make some out of rocks, those don't go flat

    • @rixeno
      @rixeno 3 роки тому

      @@zack8194 bet

  • @rauldragu9447
    @rauldragu9447 3 роки тому +37

    I did the math for the party barge at 8:50 and it does actually check out. The 8x55 gal drums displace 3670 lbs of water so with 2000 + the weight of the barge, you still have quite a margin. I'd say that's totally fine

    • @rauldragu9447
      @rauldragu9447 2 роки тому

      @Trefor Gordon My comment wasn't about the number of people, just the weight. And there are most likely 8 barrels on it. First off, it says it in the ad and secondly, you can see 3 barrels on one side and one more at one end. Assuming it's symmetrical, which it most likely is, that comes up to 8.

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 2 роки тому

      @Trefor Gordon 3 along each side, one transversely on each end which you can see. His math is correct

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 роки тому +1

      @Trefor Gordon Damn how big are the people where you live. Could easily fit six people on this.

  • @George_Hayle
    @George_Hayle 3 роки тому +316

    they should have called it the "Key wing" and sold it for $69 it would sell instantly

    • @Jadedsnakes
      @Jadedsnakes 3 роки тому +6

      Sensory kermit costed $6969.69

    • @a2u.
      @a2u. 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jadedsnakes TOO MUCH FUNNY NUMBER

  • @cubaris
    @cubaris 3 роки тому +851

    the cat milk one never fails to make me feel disturbed

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 3 роки тому +77

      @Alex Kleynhans it's more likely that they're just disturbed by the fact that some dude went to milk stray cats and have like 20 cups in fridge,but sure,a self reflection might be the reason too.

    • @Theshroomgirl
      @Theshroomgirl 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah.. who the freak *milks* a cat?

    • @cropskin696
      @cropskin696 3 роки тому +9

      @@Theshroomgirl i do well regulary the cats dont really get bothered by being milked plus if u like lemon whit water and u like milk ull probaly like cat milk like he said whit cereal its a weird taste but delicious i dont sell it tho so im good

    • @Theshroomgirl
      @Theshroomgirl 3 роки тому +35

      @@cropskin696 Huh. I.. didn't know that was a thing that people actually do. And now that I do.. I don't know what to do with this information.

    • @cropskin696
      @cropskin696 3 роки тому +13

      @@Theshroomgirl well u can also use it to feed baby kittens

  • @MekaniQ
    @MekaniQ 3 роки тому +874

    Thumbnail:
    Guy raged so much in Warzone, that he destroyed half of the controller, by using 0.1% of it's power.

    • @purpleourple
      @purpleourple 3 роки тому +26

      Nah, its the rare controller PISTOL variant.

    • @MekaniQ
      @MekaniQ 3 роки тому +5

      @@purpleourple BRUH TRUEEE

    • @keqingbutwithamcdonaldshat8404
      @keqingbutwithamcdonaldshat8404 3 роки тому +10

      @@purpleourple new m19 pistol bundle : Gamer Rage

    • @LoungingAroundd
      @LoungingAroundd 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly it just looks like this man sliced it in half and ate the other half of it in rage.

    • @shawnroy7806
      @shawnroy7806 3 роки тому +3

      Did he think cod black cops was a real game or did I get r/woooooooosh'd

  • @cupcake4043
    @cupcake4043 3 роки тому +80

    The spider one was actually kinda wholesome

  • @eireannhobbert1541
    @eireannhobbert1541 3 роки тому +173

    In Australia cigarette packets come with gruesome pictures of the results of smoking on them. It was meant to make people think twice about buying them.. but instead it got people to start collecting them all

  • @Sauvenil
    @Sauvenil 3 роки тому +429

    I worked at a grocery store for 14-ish years. We would occasionally get empty soup cans too... it was funny to throw one at a coworker and watch them cringe and then laugh when they realize it didn't hurt.

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 3 роки тому +12

      I once found a sealed home run inn pizza box with nothing in it.

    • @antonioreyes421
      @antonioreyes421 3 роки тому +5

      That’s an awesome prank! I found a Soda can with about 1/4 of liquid.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 2 роки тому +1

      Interesting!

  • @dem1rebooted225
    @dem1rebooted225 3 роки тому +211

    Robin's most epic line to date: "We know who you are and we're not doing that" If ya know ya know

  • @happsk1211
    @happsk1211 3 роки тому +53

    6:10 That is the WORST Dorito I have ever seen. Practically no cheese, just slightly undercooked, and a very inconvenient shape for crunching (IMO folded Doritos are the best)

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 роки тому +6

      And it looks wet

    • @zinniadraconid7217
      @zinniadraconid7217 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to Dorito Analysis, with your host: happsk

    • @lunardoesthings
      @lunardoesthings 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like folded don’t have as much cheese and are generally harder to eat - a person who takes multiple bites per-dorito

    • @ToonyTails
      @ToonyTails 2 роки тому

      I think that may have been a Cool Ranch Dorito

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 роки тому

      Umm a Dorito is for scooping up salsa. So a folded over one is terrible. You do not eat Doritos without salsa as they taste pretty crap. Just a spoon for the salsa really.

  • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
    @MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 роки тому +36

    0:44 I am pretty sure this one was meant as a joke. It's referencing a spongebob episode where Squidward becomes Spongebob's art teacher and adds that nose to Spongebob's work claiming that "now it's art".
    9:28 $200 for that thing is actually cheap. Those cans are basically created by production errors and might be part of a sixpack. If you ever get one, don't open it, there are collectors that actually pay a lot of money for these.

  • @kaisar3306
    @kaisar3306 3 роки тому +20

    not gonna lie, the "salvaged for parts? that's a hot wheel" part caught me off guard and I just lost it lmfao

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 3 роки тому +124

    I’m tempted to just start listing random shit at extremely high prices just to prove a point that people will buy anything

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +116

    Me: [Is browsing r/CrackheadCraigslist.]
    Oddly shaped food: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 3 роки тому +1

      Mostly just Cheetos lol

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 3 роки тому +1

      legendary generic items, insanely expensive things, disgusting expensive things:

  • @MrSemtexHD
    @MrSemtexHD 3 роки тому +42

    In Germany we collect empty Cigarette Packs. If a woman is unmarried and has her 25th Birthday we hang tham all over her House, for a man we do it with little Bottles of Liquor. Its a Tradition at least in northern Germany where i live. But we dont buy them, everyone just donates his packs in Preperation for the Birthday

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 3 роки тому

      i live in brazil and thats just not true

    • @claemayor1650
      @claemayor1650 3 роки тому +10

      Nigga brazil ain't Germany how would you know

    • @MrSemtexHD
      @MrSemtexHD 3 роки тому

      @@claemayor1650 we have Brasil or better said Brasilien in Germany

    • @storkfejot9845
      @storkfejot9845 3 роки тому +1

      @@nonec384 he said germany

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 3 роки тому

      @@storkfejot9845 and i said brazil ,and?

  • @yuujincooper5043
    @yuujincooper5043 2 роки тому +35

    As an Aussie, I can confirm we do collect empty cigarette packets.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 2 роки тому +5

      a lot of people do that, including me, I'd pay good money for some rare ciggarets from yuguslavia or the ussr

    • @Thedailynerd
      @Thedailynerd 2 роки тому +1

      I have only one question for you and that is why?

    • @supermariofxarchive7154
      @supermariofxarchive7154 2 роки тому

      i liked and i don't even live in Australia

    • @willmoore7582
      @willmoore7582 Рік тому

      Well, I've got a bin full of used food packaging and for only $10 you can own that too if ya' want..

  • @dorotrusty787
    @dorotrusty787 3 роки тому +3

    5:50 right when he said "i can finally bath again!" I got an ad for olay body wash

  • @Sn34k
    @Sn34k 3 роки тому +40

    “They’re just boxes of wood”
    Wait you guys use coffins? What Have i missed out on?

  • @glacialsnowman3709
    @glacialsnowman3709 3 роки тому +188

    How is that xbox controller so symmetrical to the other half. Like, how did he just get it perfectly straight down the middle

    • @baller27ification
      @baller27ification 3 роки тому +10

      the person who cutted it is also very symmetrical

    • @theodorethewyvern2640
      @theodorethewyvern2640 3 роки тому +21

      They cut it in half so that both halves would grow into full controllers, like worms.

    • @crazyjoe4247
      @crazyjoe4247 3 роки тому +3

      X marks the spot

    • @sutirthjha4539
      @sutirthjha4539 3 роки тому +3

      He used it 'lightly'

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 3 роки тому +3

      @@theodorethewyvern2640
      So that's how controllers are born. You learn something everyday!

  • @faithofJ
    @faithofJ 3 роки тому +48

    Saying that controller is lightly use would be like saying the titanic is slightly in the ocean

  • @aseheavyindustries798
    @aseheavyindustries798 2 роки тому +6

    12:14 is the most compassionate human being ever

  • @tnp9906
    @tnp9906 3 роки тому +28

    Half the controller = Half the weight.
    So, it is “lightly” used.

  • @revieweverything8593
    @revieweverything8593 3 роки тому +170

    Day 26 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.”
    Thanks for the birthday wishes yesterday!

  • @ramtaro2417
    @ramtaro2417 3 роки тому +9

    Me : Stands up too fast
    My body : *Confused Screaming*

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/fMtjxXH4nqU/v-deo.html .

  • @AlexanderScott66
    @AlexanderScott66 3 роки тому +14

    14:46 "If it's an Odyssey: not they're not good, no they don't last..."
    Me who has a 2007 Honda Odyssey that still has all the original parts and won't freaking die ever: "Guess the Odyssey is trash then"

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 3 роки тому

      He probably got a lemon at some point, I think

  • @Tabithyr
    @Tabithyr 3 роки тому +1

    2:26 'used coffins' they we're buried and contained your loved ones, but we chuck them into landfill to slowly decompose!

  • @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778
    @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 3 роки тому +33

    EmKay probably pissed off 90 percent of the world when he said mario 64 and Mario Sunshine sucked.

    • @theamazingbumblebee7903
      @theamazingbumblebee7903 2 роки тому +3

      Yes yes he did

    • @Squpzz
      @Squpzz 2 роки тому +1

      🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noztalgikvibez3653
      @noztalgikvibez3653 2 роки тому +1

      Lemme get HowToBasic here

    • @Thedailynerd
      @Thedailynerd 2 роки тому +3

      You know if you look at the sparkles on super Mario galaxy it spells u r mr. Gay

    • @MultiDakman
      @MultiDakman 2 роки тому +1

      It was instant downvote when they said it

  • @goldenrains5184
    @goldenrains5184 3 роки тому +80

    EmKay uploads literally every day and it scares me

    • @yuaniix
      @yuaniix 3 роки тому +8

      Two times every day😉. Hail the commenter

    • @sylent1
      @sylent1 3 роки тому +5

      @@yuaniix there's like 3 to 4 commentators

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 3 роки тому +1

      @@sylent1
      Damien
      Zach
      Lexi
      Robin
      David the Baker

    • @yuaniix
      @yuaniix 3 роки тому

      @@sylent1 .no.

  • @PrimeCypher
    @PrimeCypher 3 роки тому +52

    I feel like you skipped over the severe issue in the “used coffins” post

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 роки тому

      🤢 yuck

    • @xerothedarkstar
      @xerothedarkstar 2 роки тому +8

      It's a feature, not a bug.

    • @rockinrootbeer1795
      @rockinrootbeer1795 2 роки тому +6

      I want to know how they were acquired. I mean, I have a pretty good idea, but to collect that many without being caught?

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 роки тому +1

      It's quite funny if you think about it

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 роки тому +1

      @@rockinrootbeer1795 Well I think it would be worth the risk as everyone is dying to get one.

  • @DemonPlayDemonOut
    @DemonPlayDemonOut 2 роки тому +5

    That bra masks were probably from when cloth masks weren't being mass-produced yet, and stores were constantly sold out of disposable ones. It would definitely still belong here if the person was selling them, but they listed it for free in a time when people were desperately making masks out of everything and there were legitimately several diy mask videos involving things like bra cups because they're already face-shaped and comfortable against skin.

  • @dglass2008
    @dglass2008 2 роки тому +2

    sparkle pee slime...yeah, thats a thing, its like a slime kit that you use with your plastic unicorn that pees or poops slime, to educate potty training children? and maybe give older children nightmares...(sounds like I made it up, but it was a discontinued toy) I looked for an example in the stores around a year ago, which is when I assume they were pulled off the shelves.
    Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn: Rainbow Brightstar or Oopsie Starlight

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 3 роки тому +67

    Fun fact: a human body (if you sold literally every single part) could be up to 40,000,000

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 3 роки тому +8

      Interesting

    • @morfeusz525
      @morfeusz525 3 роки тому +6

      Hmmm

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 3 роки тому +11

      What if you sold it all in one package?
      And no i don't mean a corpse i mean each part of the human body in a package

    • @khaled-b.971
      @khaled-b.971 3 роки тому +7

      i know what im gonna use my brother for now....

    • @florindaancira9736
      @florindaancira9736 3 роки тому +1

      That's inuf for a crappy home in the us

  • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
    @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 3 роки тому +8

    9:28
    I have a coke can that is completely sealed with no liquid in it. We have no clue why it’s empty but I love it.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 3 роки тому +2

      Production error
      The machines just skip one once in a while for absolutely no reason

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 3 роки тому

      @@tuluppampam
      Yeah I think we were extra confused cause the other one in the pack was sealed and barely full and they’re super old so my mom thought they evaporated but we don’t know

    • @Panzer-535
      @Panzer-535 3 роки тому +2

      those can actually be worth quite a bit too. Coke cans are fairly uncommon, their quality check is usually good at picking them out. if it truly is an error and didn't have a pinhole leak somewhere

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 роки тому +26

    Finally, a controller that I can hold comfortably in one hand

  • @cookie-dk2kv
    @cookie-dk2kv 3 роки тому +1

    Person : LIGHTLY used controller
    Emkay : are you sure about that
    Person : I CANT CONTROL MY STRENGTH
    Emkay : ok

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 3 роки тому +2

    I know a somewhat sadistic child who would love that deer dollhouse. My cousin. He's five. *Future serial killer.*

  • @lEvI-tn4dl
    @lEvI-tn4dl 3 роки тому +18

    Who else hasn't watched emkay in a couple of months and now has a hell lot of shit to binge

    • @05council73
      @05council73 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @ziodyne5498
      @ziodyne5498 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @bayang672
      @bayang672 3 роки тому +1

      I have watched so much emkay now i have nothing to watch

    • @khaled-b.971
      @khaled-b.971 3 роки тому

      me too its been a year and i came back

  • @bananasupreme5620
    @bananasupreme5620 3 роки тому +14

    Emkay Sees 20 million dollar goggles: meh
    Sees it’s 8.25 for shipping: rage

    • @thegamerreborn55567
      @thegamerreborn55567 3 роки тому

      Let's not forget the +$1.2 million tax in addition to the shipping.

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF 3 роки тому +3

    0:34 I know this pain, all my office chairs have cheap leather that cracks all the time.

  • @xacib09921
    @xacib09921 3 роки тому +3

    1:47 The fact that he sounds like The Simpsons' Dr. Hibbert laughing makes this even better.

  • @thegreatoeightt3076
    @thegreatoeightt3076 3 роки тому +18

    The cat milk made me laugh too much.How many cats did he milk?How did he even get near them?Did he spend the entire day finding cats around the neighbourhood?

    • @Thetoucanman918
      @Thetoucanman918 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah he most have gotten attacked so much from those cats

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 2 роки тому

      Yeah that was a cat lady not a dude.

  • @NicholasFlamy
    @NicholasFlamy 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact: 14:47 he's wrong, Odysseys are very reliable. They get good mileage and there are a significant number of them with 300,000+ miles on them still running. Honda is good at making reliable and fuel efficient cars.

  • @arkan_23.
    @arkan_23. 3 роки тому +4

    4:34 they're selling the leg

  • @goldygoldfish9470
    @goldygoldfish9470 3 роки тому +12

    “Homemade Banana Bread,family recipe” I mean you can’t really be mad,it IS Banana Bread. A little undercooked sure but it’s banana bread.

    • @Thetoucanman918
      @Thetoucanman918 3 роки тому +1

      Ooh and the only real problem is they forgot to take the peels off oh well can’t blame em always happens to me

    • @goldygoldfish9470
      @goldygoldfish9470 3 роки тому

      @@Thetoucanman918 man I hate when that happens.

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 3 роки тому

      I'd say it's "banana IN bread"

  • @Bub8les
    @Bub8les 3 роки тому

    0:34 thought it was like camouflage couches

  • @bluejay21.
    @bluejay21. 2 роки тому +3

    4:05 I find it funny that the "Beautiful Goggles" were $20,000,000 + $1,200,000 tax AND $8.25 shipping.
    That's $21,200,008.25 for swimming goggles. That's fucking absurd.

  • @silverauron7850
    @silverauron7850 3 роки тому +13

    I collected cigarette packs as a child, I built two or three robots with those, the flip lids gave articulations to my creations, they were awesome!

  • @tbone3427
    @tbone3427 3 роки тому +4

    "Noone spills coffee and drink on their bed that much"
    I had to buy a mattress protector bc I genuinely do. My wrists are terrible 🤣

  • @yaboileon3758
    @yaboileon3758 3 роки тому +3

    When you said ‘the balding one’ I just imagined a robin with no feathers on its head

  • @Plsrateeight
    @Plsrateeight 2 роки тому +1

    That poop thing bout killed me, I am sick atm so dang near coughed myself unconscious. Lol

  • @definitelyaduck
    @definitelyaduck 3 роки тому +2

    8:21 Plot Twist: The guy in the photo was born in 1995 and his name is Ford Mustang

  • @ro-337
    @ro-337 3 роки тому +2

    11:53
    Heart is in the right place. I think.

  • @firestargaming9521
    @firestargaming9521 2 роки тому +3

    13:26 Did you guys even notice that he painted over his porch light 😆

  • @themastergluesniffer
    @themastergluesniffer 3 роки тому +10

    Craigslist is basically a crack house garage sale

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 3 роки тому +2

    NGL, I lost it at "Chisburguer." And then I realized I still had most of the video to go.

  • @jonathanhensley8395
    @jonathanhensley8395 2 роки тому +1

    Well done artist. That was a very trippy and awesome fanart pic. I hope you continue because that was amazing

  • @CarbonOtter
    @CarbonOtter 3 роки тому +10

    Interestingly, putting snakes into an open van is not illegal.

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 3 роки тому

      If they bite the driver it is. Depending on which snake it is. You can barely survive one bite. Several, not so much.

    • @CarbonOtter
      @CarbonOtter 3 роки тому +1

      @@rowenkylee5627 Still not illegal, actually. Insecure property like vehicles are at the risk of the owner, and technically if the driver gets bit it's his fault for not making sure the vehicle was snake free before taking a seat. The driver would have to sue for damages and would have no basis for applying criminal charges, unless probable cause for intent of murder or maiming could be proven.
      Gotta love the red tape of the legal system. Stuff that should be common sense illegal isn't so, but you can always file a personal suit.

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 3 роки тому +1

      And the poor guy had to walk 300 feet to his house!
      Did he take a fricking compass and a survival kit?
      A tent and sleeping bag?
      FFS! Its a hundred f*cking yards!!!
      Where I live, I can't park within 300 yards of my house, and I'm lucky if it's only that far. Usually, I'm a five minute walk away from my car.

  • @heyitsharley2014
    @heyitsharley2014 3 роки тому +5

    This is absolutely halariouse

  • @sportingworldwide
    @sportingworldwide 2 роки тому +3

    1:27 keywing

  • @SirChanceABot
    @SirChanceABot 3 роки тому +1

    10:48 its crazy because that's from my hometown and being from there I can attest that people in Durham are absolutely like this...... also i can see my house on that little map its freaky af

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +52

    Day 301 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Thanks! :D

  • @AnxtherDude
    @AnxtherDude 3 роки тому +1

    2:06 the way you said it 😂😂 I cant

  • @theboxoftexas
    @theboxoftexas 3 роки тому +6

    Finally the Happy Tree Friends community gets some recognition on Emkay

  • @vihaanabhinand3238
    @vihaanabhinand3238 3 роки тому +5

    1:15 should be on R/technicallythetruth

  • @FoxMan_FF
    @FoxMan_FF 2 роки тому +2

    I'm sorry, but why is no one talking about the diorama/model house made out of a whole-ass hollowed out, taxidermied deer? That is both terrifying and impressive at the same time.

  • @masterlyveil8006
    @masterlyveil8006 2 роки тому +1

    That snake plan was absolutely terrifying and impressive

  • @aestheticsauce6264
    @aestheticsauce6264 2 роки тому +1

    Hi, I’m an Australian I’ve got about 5017 cigarette boxes (all empty) a cigarette box is worth about $45 so that offer was a steal!

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +6

    Also, 55 gallons of honey for 75 dollars? That's a VERY good deal! They sell like 40 ounce bottles of honey for like 15 bucks each at costco, and that's the best price around. A dollar 50 per gallon is a better price by more than a factor of 10.

    • @milesvalerius8423
      @milesvalerius8423 3 роки тому

      I’m gonna be real with ya, it’s probably adulterated. Unscrupulous sellers will add hfcs, invert sugar, artificial flavors, etc. to mimic the flavor and consistency of honey.

  • @RuthlessXD
    @RuthlessXD 3 роки тому +3

    15:24 He knows what world he lives in. He can’t escape from the death. He looks traumatised because knows e v e r y t h i n g.

  • @maxdecember7485
    @maxdecember7485 3 роки тому +4

    Ah you see, the cigarette packs resonate with me since the labels have been removed (at least here in Norway) and replaced by a standard “ugly” color so people wouldn’t find them aesthetic or whatever. I know a guy who collects old ones

  • @TheFrenchyboi
    @TheFrenchyboi 3 роки тому +1

    7:42 "we can't let God do all the work" was my first response

  • @violentthoughts05
    @violentthoughts05 3 роки тому +1

    "About 8 hours, yeah im gonna need 2000$"
    My mom who drove from Alabama to Illinois (16-18 hours depending on stops) using only around 300(?)$, one way:

    • @bloodgain
      @bloodgain 3 роки тому

      Dude, Mobile AL (on the Gulf) to East Dubuque IL (nearly Wisconsin) is just under 15 hours non-stop, so easily doable under 16, much less 18. Meanwhile, Huntsville AL to Springfield IL would only be 7.5 hours. You gotta be more specific.

    • @violentthoughts05
      @violentthoughts05 3 роки тому

      @@bloodgain Dothan AL to Rockford IL

  • @jabbercookie9773
    @jabbercookie9773 3 роки тому +16

    Anybody else get angry at Robin's response to the spider one? 😅😅
    Frick yeah, the spider has a rehoming fee! Little buddy deserves a good life!

  • @drolemem
    @drolemem 3 роки тому +5

    2:23 so he's not going to talk about how they're _USED_

  • @teamhydrangeaP404
    @teamhydrangeaP404 3 роки тому +6

    "Left-handed people don't exist", he said.
    Me(who is left-handed): OH REALLY?!

    • @ДимаСорока-й9о
      @ДимаСорока-й9о 3 роки тому +1

      you are slowly disappearing... you are no more part of this reality...

    • @teamhydrangeaP404
      @teamhydrangeaP404 3 роки тому +1

      Me who is flickering in and out of existence: W-what...?

    • @eliyaskiya
      @eliyaskiya 3 роки тому +1

      @@teamhydrangeaP404 You feel the air fading around you. Your vision stops disappearing. Nothing is there. Just empty static. Which fades away as well. You see nothing. Your memories try to play in your head over and over. But nothing happens. You are just alone. You try to move but you feel nothing. Nothing changes. Everywhere is pitch-black. Darker than everything you've ever seen. You can't even feel yourself or see yourself. Nothing exists. You are just there. Spectating emptyness. Nothing to be seen.

    • @teamhydrangeaP404
      @teamhydrangeaP404 3 роки тому +1

      Darker...yet darker...yet-
      SIKE, IM BACK!!!
      ...what? You really thought I'd suffer erasure by a mere statement?!

    • @darlenebuck431
      @darlenebuck431 7 місяців тому +1

      same, I'm left-handed, my father is left-handed, and s is my sister.

  • @wierdboi8540
    @wierdboi8540 2 роки тому +1

    whats crazy is that the phone with fortnite is probably eealy valuable now

  • @colingifford4585
    @colingifford4585 3 роки тому

    6:44 but they're worth something because they've probably been used before being turned into a mask

  • @JJT-2237
    @JJT-2237 3 роки тому +5

    The thumbnail is the result of a 6 year old that got killed in call of duty

  • @one-up7498
    @one-up7498 3 роки тому +4

    Remember emkay hand doesn’t talk to us anymore *WE NEED TO SAVE EMKAY HAND* put your finger down twice if you need help

  • @ellabella_art3498
    @ellabella_art3498 3 роки тому +7

    CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS

    • @liaydrk2980
      @liaydrk2980 3 роки тому +2

      I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

  • @Lagaa
    @Lagaa 2 роки тому +1

    1:27 the funniest part is undoubtedly the fact that it isnt a chicken wing

  • @neverohkay
    @neverohkay 3 роки тому

    this is the only channel where the comment section is as funny as the video itself lmfao, loving this shit

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman 3 роки тому +6

    Getting an Xbox 360 controller half off? Sounds like a great deal to me!

  • @stationerystudies9917
    @stationerystudies9917 3 роки тому +5

    Okay, why does that controller look like half of it is stuck in a wall

  • @tenguman3560
    @tenguman3560 3 роки тому +4

    How could the 9 coffins be “used”?!?! 🤫

  • @shoking9825
    @shoking9825 3 роки тому +1

    1:27 omg brother what did they do to my brother

  • @JustAceCs
    @JustAceCs 3 роки тому +1

    4:40 this is the closest that any video has got to my city, Winnipeg is 8 hours away

  • @NunyaNomi
    @NunyaNomi 3 роки тому +8

    When not in high elevation a puffy ketchup packet means it has gone bad. So don’t eat them!

  • @neon4635
    @neon4635 3 роки тому +10

    That house Spider one is wholesome. Don't @me

    • @deriko11d
      @deriko11d 5 місяців тому

      @neon4635 lol

  • @dustinsteele3069
    @dustinsteele3069 3 роки тому +5

    Easy way to learn about the US is to watch these videos.

  • @thermophile1695
    @thermophile1695 3 роки тому +1

    "Super mario sunshine sucked"
    You wanna fight? You wanna FIGHT?

  • @SquidOrBloom
    @SquidOrBloom 3 роки тому +1

    5:25
    Knoxville TN to Arlington VA
    7hr (~481.6 miles)

  • @bassboostedaudio1231
    @bassboostedaudio1231 3 роки тому +3

    "Animal Print Living room"
    more like an animal teared up those fucking couches

    • @ImDarkran
      @ImDarkran 3 роки тому

      r/woosh cause thats kinda the joke

    • @bassboostedaudio1231
      @bassboostedaudio1231 3 роки тому

      @@ImDarkran Its crackheadcraigslist
      they are trying to pull it off as animal print instead of a torn up couch
      No thats kinda not the joke
      People genuinely do this

    • @ImDarkran
      @ImDarkran 3 роки тому

      @@bassboostedaudio1231 ah, yes.
      correction
      r/NOTwoosh
      does that even exist?

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +5

    These people are more drunk than my Uncle Qrow. And he's always drunk!

    • @S_whoelse
      @S_whoelse 3 роки тому +2

      Okay I gotta ask this:
      What kind of a name is "Qrow"? Sounds more like the name of an eldritch God rather than some guy.

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +2

      @@S_whoelse It's a play on crow. Search up Qrow Branwen. Best character in the early volumes of RWBY.

  • @contentlacking5950
    @contentlacking5950 3 роки тому +10

    this is the dark web but more cursed and the pictures are fucking crazy

  • @r_tten
    @r_tten 3 роки тому

    okay but those false lashes are an immaculate sort of vibe and I'm living for it

  • @tinnpots2
    @tinnpots2 2 роки тому +2

    4:35 maybe hes selling the picture as an nft