r/Crackheadcraigslist | you laugh, you buy.

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  • @mmaster836
    @mmaster836 Рік тому +565

    I can't believe Robin would go as far as going to finland just to make us believe he has a finnish girlfriend.

    • @CurseThousands
      @CurseThousands Рік тому +14

      Yeah.. btw I think "she" Likes warrior cats

    • @TheOblongTomato
      @TheOblongTomato Рік тому

      I'm sorry, what?

    • @frostthefox702
      @frostthefox702 Рік тому +3

      @@CurseThousands oh right i remember him saying he is gay or bi once

    • @C0rnykurt
      @C0rnykurt Рік тому +2

      Think he's bi (also mentioned he's not gay on Twitter I think)

    • @frostthefox702
      @frostthefox702 Рік тому +1

      @@C0rnykurt i heard him say he is gay in a video a WHILE BACK though it might not be true anymore and he might be bi or pan now since sexualities change for some people some times willingly

  • @LCB.lainquixote
    @LCB.lainquixote Рік тому +219

    honestly, craigslist is the literal wild west. you could encounter some great dealers, but a bunch of people are the definition of "if bandits had a nice side"

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 Рік тому +12

      Once on craigslist I found a guy with a listing for a single GTX 1080Ti. I went to buy it, and it turns out the dude owned an AI startup and had STACKS of GPU's for AI training and the 1080Ti's were from his previous generation trainers. I asked to buy 6 and got a nice bulk discount, and eventually even started buying other of his previous gen hardware to build into gaming PC's and resell. Profit margins have been great

    • @AWiltedRose
      @AWiltedRose Рік тому +4

      I once saw someone listing a half eaten hotdog for 500 dollars on Craigslist

    • @user-pr6ed3ri2k
      @user-pr6ed3ri2k Рік тому +1

      99thlikrr

    • @LCB.lainquixote
      @LCB.lainquixote Рік тому

      ​@@cpufreak101ggs

    • @gscman10
      @gscman10 9 місяців тому

      **b😂❤*LMK j(??​@@cpufreak101

  • @thedoggoboi1979
    @thedoggoboi1979 Рік тому +41

    2:20 I actually counted all the bottles in this dew man, and it comes up to around 84 bottles of 2 litre (?) mountain dew bottles, and at 2.47 a pop, (at least where i live) that comes out to around 165.49 dollars, this dude is selling a dew man for four and a half times what it would cost to make one yourself, not including the adhesive to keep it together

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 Рік тому +91

    The guard ducks one was hilarious. That person has talent in sales

    • @theclownsystem9429
      @theclownsystem9429 Рік тому +7

      Right? Now I want guard ducks lol

    • @elliottdavie
      @elliottdavie Рік тому +2

      Where do buy guard duck, they not in the stock

    • @lilinthia
      @lilinthia Рік тому +5

      The thing is, guard ducks ARE an actual thing. They guard chickens because they tend to be more aggressive, but they are passive towards humans

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan Рік тому +1

      Either that or he's completely Quackers...
      Now, if he were offering Guard Swans, I'd be interested...those Fuckers are VICIOUS and can EASILY break human bones with a wing swat...
      😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому +73

    Ad: "A vampire baby doll that needs a new family.. I know someone out there will love her!"
    In the Force: *Interested goth noises*
    Robin: "No, you hope. You hope someone out there will. But deep down you know no-one is. Ugh, God."
    In the Force: *Marginalised goth noises*

    • @theclownsystem9429
      @theclownsystem9429 Рік тому +1

      Lmao same here

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Рік тому

      @@theclownsystem9429 both a goth who is interested in vampire dolls AND someone with clown in their username? You're my new best friend

    • @HarriAteTheBread
      @HarriAteTheBread Рік тому

      im not a goth but hell yeah id buy that doll

  • @Laaks
    @Laaks Рік тому +17

    @00:56
    He did not say, the items are free in terms of pricing.
    It is possible, the items are supposed to be freed from the chaos in that guys kitchen

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 Рік тому +9

    the monster is absolutely included in the mormon kit. mormons can be real fiends for energy drinks, depending on how they interpret the rule against "hot drinks." some see it as a ban on caffeine entirely, while others make it out as specifically coffee and tea.
    i have firsthand experience with an energy drink mormon. one night i was hanging out with a friend of mine when his dad offered to get us some drinks he liked. i tried it, thought it was pretty good, then proceeded to unknowingly ingest 300mg of caffeine as i sipped on my star blast bang throughout the night. i've been addicted to energy drinks ever since.

  • @afmf8700
    @afmf8700 Рік тому +10

    The description for the Iron Man screws reads: "Used with the legendary Mark 3. These screws went through epic moments while adventuring with Iron Man, they helped with the battle against Loki. These are undoubtedly highly valuable collectibles".

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +2

      I love the deadpan delivery the mini Robin that lives in my head gave for that

  • @garfieldgarfy
    @garfieldgarfy Рік тому +131

    I want a crackhead Craigslist haul where someone just buys this stuff

    • @garfieldgarfy
      @garfieldgarfy Рік тому +1

      @JamesGames ...featuring the emkay narrators

  • @gayslaybestie9317
    @gayslaybestie9317 Рік тому +63

    emkay is just
    *sees upload*
    *abandons family*
    *furiously typing*
    “great video emkay :DD”

  • @TheDuckOfAllDucks
    @TheDuckOfAllDucks Рік тому +734

    Hi, I am duck

    • @gayslaybestie9317
      @gayslaybestie9317 Рік тому +15

      dukc

    • @theorigamisnake
      @theorigamisnake Рік тому +27

      dalutations (duck salutations)
      update: i just read the comment DarryTotter left on this video. I can’t believe this. how dare you lie to us. i am betrayed. i am hurt. how could you.

    • @SimonWillRun
      @SimonWillRun Рік тому +12

      Do you liek pat pats

    • @TheDuckOfAllDucks
      @TheDuckOfAllDucks Рік тому +10

      @@SimonWillRun yes

    • @Kai_The_Kai
      @Kai_The_Kai Рік тому +6

      🦆 chain?

  • @yelljal2764
    @yelljal2764 Рік тому +3

    1:21 Honestly that is pretty cool. As long as it was sterile I would definitely pick that up. I find vintage (sterile) medical equipment fascinating.

  • @AceMcCrank
    @AceMcCrank Рік тому +4

    2:25 if you look closely, you can see what looks like a person is still riding the Kawasaki too.

  • @gabehart7898
    @gabehart7898 Рік тому +16

    The person who was selling the prosthetic leg as a stocking stuffer just seemed like an amputee with an awesome sense of humor, a new fake leg and a reason to sell the old one haha

  • @deltahome6737
    @deltahome6737 Рік тому +13

    At the beginning, he should have said, "2 grand, you must have some screws loose."
    I'll see myself out.

  • @stamp8520
    @stamp8520 Рік тому +1

    14:35 ive never heard robin this sad before and i just want to say that i understand

  • @uwva4640
    @uwva4640 Рік тому +8

    2:35 did he not see the skeleton and the shoes that are berried on the bike :sob:

  • @44Lives44
    @44Lives44 Рік тому +29

    I like these reddit memes and I hope you keep em up. They make my day. Hope you have a good day too.

  • @TheDuckOfAllDucks
    @TheDuckOfAllDucks Рік тому +10

    7:54 I will do it for a couple bread crumbs

  • @alrecks619
    @alrecks619 Рік тому +18

    Robin is noticeably smoother today, i wonder why...

    • @impracticalnuke
      @impracticalnuke Рік тому +9

      He went to Finland.

    • @secretnya
      @secretnya Рік тому +4

      We had sunny weather for the first time in forever in Finland

    • @bookvee
      @bookvee Рік тому +1

      ​@@secretnya Wait... that can happen?

  • @ghostchampion1252
    @ghostchampion1252 Рік тому +2

    As for dew man… a bottle of Mountain Dew is about 2.28 (that’s per two liter). That’s means for just 50 bottles, you are spending about $114 USD (keep in mind that’s from my little corner in the Pacific Northwest). I counted 70 total bottles, that comes to a total of about $160.
    Now in this case we have a person who doesn’t have any idea how to calculate their hours worked on the project into the price of what they are selling.
    So given this knowledge, if we round up to about 300 to include cost of materials unseen, and add in time spent to throw this together, a fair price would be about 350 at its absolute highest.

  • @CaptainDonut0
    @CaptainDonut0 Рік тому +3

    8:29 that's no longer a potato. That's an Eldridge God in the making.

  • @toryroseharris6153
    @toryroseharris6153 Рік тому +9

    You know what, the free monsters make it worth it. Energy drinks are getting expensive nowadays.

  • @SiebayRoo
    @SiebayRoo Рік тому +4

    The novelty of these fast food items is why they have any sort of value. I can’t explain it, but I can understand it. Heck, I’d take that Wendy’s sign if it lights up.

  • @realgod1002
    @realgod1002 Рік тому +1

    16:20... That actually works tho. there have been people who started with a small thing and managed to trade it to an actual car... it requires a very long chain of trades but it has been done before

  • @theleastgreatestgamer7522
    @theleastgreatestgamer7522 Рік тому +2

    1:53 my neighbor had a doll like that.
    Scared the living hell out of me

  • @dragonrobber
    @dragonrobber Рік тому +3

    I was raised Mormon and, not drinking caffeine was a big thing they always talked about. So, seeing the Monster Energy Drinks with Mormon bibles made me chuckle.

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Рік тому +1

      I was thinking that too. They would probably not hand out Monster with their books.

  • @Nika-ig9zi
    @Nika-ig9zi Рік тому +11

    Oh dear, I would have loved my own McDonalds playground as a kid! My parents were never able to get me back out of those xD

  • @waymire01
    @waymire01 Рік тому +2

    To be fair those commercial grade playsets are insanely expensive, like 30-50k, and virtually indestructible. You would pay close to that price for a new wooden one with a decent tube slide alone and it would last a few years. I say it's a steal.

  • @brylythhighlights4335
    @brylythhighlights4335 Рік тому +6

    $4k is appropriate, even a bargain, for a proper play structure TBH

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Рік тому +2

    Lol! It was so worth it to come here and hear Robin say, “Man-bear-pig”!!

  • @felledoesYTiguess
    @felledoesYTiguess Рік тому +5

    4:37 I am more committed. I will steal your entire house. Take that Craigslist Grinch!

    • @RebbecaRat
      @RebbecaRat Рік тому

      This persons on a whole different IQ spectrum

  • @UrvineSpiegel
    @UrvineSpiegel Рік тому +5

    12:15 hey man don't hate on Wendy's, just hate on their breakfast.

  • @FushiguroTojl
    @FushiguroTojl Рік тому +10

    anybody notice the leg sticking out next to the bike at 2:29

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike Рік тому +1

      I absolutely did and have many questions.

    • @kaycep6819
      @kaycep6819 Рік тому +1

      I went back for this comment alone. I too have questions. Wtf

    • @ZOMBIETHEROBOT2018
      @ZOMBIETHEROBOT2018 Рік тому

      did the man die?

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Рік тому

      I feel like that has to be fake. Or very, very local quicksand.

  • @Galacticwolf_115
    @Galacticwolf_115 Рік тому +1

    2:34 there is a boot there!

  • @matthewschuh3332
    @matthewschuh3332 Рік тому +3

    As for ride share; if you don't like Lyft or Uber but don't wanna come across as a freak, there's Facebook groups that do practically the same thing. Usually pays slightly better than Lyft used to.

  • @stevenjones5850
    @stevenjones5850 Рік тому +3

    Used to rent a room on a farm. Farmer had skunks. A lot of them. Turns out skunk are basically like cats. And oh boi, they keep a things away.

  • @anonymousman3623
    @anonymousman3623 Рік тому +1

    2:34 YO THERE ARE SHOES THERE

  • @Jackred94
    @Jackred94 Рік тому +1

    I love how Robin takes every post so seriously XD

  • @darthvader7147
    @darthvader7147 Рік тому +2

    did anyone else notice the shoe had a skeleton connected to it at 2:30 or just me?

  • @blazingfuryoffire1
    @blazingfuryoffire1 Рік тому +3

    0:16 haggle them down a bit and you have a car for the 24 hours of Lemons ( not LeMons)

    • @blazingfuryoffire1
      @blazingfuryoffire1 Рік тому

      @JamesGames If you sell of stuff from the car you don't need, you can use that towards the budget, if I remember correctly.
      Things like the radio and back seats.

  • @xarakiel7724
    @xarakiel7724 Рік тому +1

    2:30 .... sooo... we just gonna ignore the boots sticking out of the ground?.....

  • @TheDuckOfAllDucks
    @TheDuckOfAllDucks Рік тому +15

    is chicken nuggets (or different shaped chicken nuggets) normal to eat with ketchup. my mom says its weird while the rest of my family says its good

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di Рік тому +1

    2:35 bruh there's still a guy on it

  • @leonardoflorestellez5450
    @leonardoflorestellez5450 Рік тому

    If anyone was wondering the first submission says "used in the legendary Mark 3 these screws have gone thru epic moments in iromans's adventures, they helped in the battle against Loki
    Without a doubt these are collection pieces with a high value." oh and the price is on pesos not in dollars so in reality they would be around a hundred dollars

  • @WolfgangDoW
    @WolfgangDoW Рік тому +1

    PSA: Chocolate is POISONOUS for dogs, cats, and yes foxes too. Do not feed chocolate to any animals, and take them straight to the vet if they do, as it can be fatal even

    • @StuartLittlesNo1Hater
      @StuartLittlesNo1Hater Рік тому

      My stupid orange cat has eaten 3 brownies and half a hersheys bar and somehow still isn't dead

  • @jackorider_zero
    @jackorider_zero Рік тому

    6:45 ima go because it's so worth it for the monsters. omfg im an energy drink addict, but also if they make me sit and do a session ima come pre baked as i do to everything so it'll be more fun

  • @lordmandy5445
    @lordmandy5445 Рік тому

    Robin, your south park references get me through the day.

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 Рік тому +2

    0:32 I can’t believe I have to say it, but people, please do NOT sell my home on Craigslist. I live there. It’s not for rent.

  • @Telhias
    @Telhias Рік тому +2

    How can they SWEETEN the deal when that Monster is a zero sugar abomination? Like it doesn't make sense!

  • @whenhecallsyoumom7996
    @whenhecallsyoumom7996 Рік тому +1

    2:30 the feet😨

  • @stephaniemiller3981
    @stephaniemiller3981 Рік тому

    The Mountain Dew man is made out of 67 bottles from what I can tell, which, each can be bought for about 4$, so would be equivalent to around 268 USD, so add that together plus let's say 32$ for manual labour, the Mountain Dew man would be approximately worth 300$

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 Рік тому +1

    I quite like that vampire baby doll, reminds me of scary bearies in TS3. Be good for a faceup too. £10 is a steal if you ask me

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales Рік тому

    7:17
    They sure are band in Vanoucver BC, that's for sure (forever, I am not so sure about that, though).

  • @Gamemaster-64
    @Gamemaster-64 Рік тому +1

    2:30 Don't think that what it means to be a dirt bike.

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k Рік тому +1

    2:31 Forget about the bike... why are boots in there?

  • @higgsboston6727
    @higgsboston6727 Рік тому +1

    fun fact: the Mtn dew man would be estimated at around 336 dollars! there is 48 bottles of mtn dew there and a 2 liter cost 7 dollars.

    • @spongebobsexypants
      @spongebobsexypants Рік тому

      Where do you live that a 2 liter costs 7 dollars?! In oklahoma it's less than 3 bucks.

  • @wigwagstudios2474
    @wigwagstudios2474 Рік тому

    2:51 there's collectors of this stuff, they'd absolutely FOAM to see that being sold for $75. as a fire alarm collector i would foam if i saw a 10 inch bell from a school being sold for the same price

    • @wigwagstudios2474
      @wigwagstudios2474 Рік тому

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  • @fruitsalad5976
    @fruitsalad5976 Рік тому

    I'm impressed with how well you said narangba! From a local brissie good job! Just gotta listen to narangba timbers radio add and get the song stuck in your head now 😂😂😂

  • @JEPNation
    @JEPNation Рік тому +2

    Am I the only one who noticed the boots sticking out of the mud with the dirt bike? And, asking for a friend, does it come with the dude?
    Edit: here’s time stamp 2:28

  • @ATM648
    @ATM648 Рік тому +1

    15:55 is somehow peak comedy

  • @manu_solano
    @manu_solano Рік тому

    0:05 that’s like 100 dollars, but still way too expensive hahaha

  • @VMarshmallo
    @VMarshmallo Рік тому

    Stool sample had me wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @alexisvulfiaawenfern8112
    @alexisvulfiaawenfern8112 Рік тому

    0:13 Remindes me of the music video of Acid Rain

  • @batou486
    @batou486 Рік тому

    0:40 you see this everywhere on Facebook cars, kitchen supplies, electronics, etc.

  • @grandmasteryoda5983
    @grandmasteryoda5983 Рік тому +1

    The peanut butter one is wild 💀

  • @ArtamStudio
    @ArtamStudio Рік тому

    3:50 preach! Loathe graded & slabbed never-touched everything!

  • @Gabonation
    @Gabonation Рік тому +2

    I would love to get a sample of that stool

  • @vickter47
    @vickter47 Рік тому

    The 100 bags for a 100$ "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is funny to me because 9 or so years ago I lived in Farmington NM and they were going to ban all plastic bags I don't know if it ever past but yeah "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is a delusional half truth

  • @beanapeach
    @beanapeach Рік тому

    I know many who have bought that snoop on a stoop, they absolutely were selling fast

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 Рік тому

    3:59 The lightsaber is blue... Nope, throughout the first four movies, Kenobi had a green lightsaber. This is a unique new skin though.

  • @alrecks619
    @alrecks619 Рік тому

    10:44 well, they are willing to pay for that amount of rate, even though it's obviously for like, what, a few hours?

  • @autobotjazz1972
    @autobotjazz1972 Рік тому

    - sees Obi Juan Kenobi - I don't want to live on this planet any more....

  • @herusolares5320
    @herusolares5320 Рік тому

    11:40 that doll belongs outside on your stoop, in order to make the joke.

  • @MMSpooky
    @MMSpooky Рік тому

    2:01 that kind of shit is fully expected from Narangba.

  • @erinnteeter
    @erinnteeter Рік тому

    WATA graded a sealed counterfeit game recently. According to WATA it's a legit NES that's worth a fair bit of money. They also grade things they own... then list them for sale.

  • @TheChannelOfNonsense-j4m
    @TheChannelOfNonsense-j4m Рік тому

    12:27 Greatest timing ever

  • @angelmonstera
    @angelmonstera Рік тому

    Dude ain't lying about guard ducks. I have a flock of 6 and they don't screw around with letting those they don't know into their territory/yard

  • @WetDoggo
    @WetDoggo Рік тому

    the stool sample is amazing 😂

  • @woofless3246
    @woofless3246 Рік тому

    2:20 i count 65 bottles in dew man, and google says the large ones cost $2.48 in walmart, so 65 x $2.48 comes out to about $161, not 90

  • @TriumVee
    @TriumVee Рік тому

    2:14 $40 if you get in bulk plus tape or something, maybe $50

  • @Hilde.T.H
    @Hilde.T.H Рік тому +2

    Someone should give Robin some cookies

  • @TheFoolishBoxertonNoname
    @TheFoolishBoxertonNoname Рік тому

    Robin I am going to tell you this, but it got down to -11 degrees F last night, but not a lot of snow. The Freezing Winds were down to at least -20 degrees.

  • @Moonstruck7068
    @Moonstruck7068 Рік тому

    2:35 I think there’s still a boot there if you look a little closer

  • @Arewmon
    @Arewmon Рік тому

    I see no reason why those ducks were on this sub. Those are some quality ducks and the person giving them away is truly generous.

  • @user-qh4bv2ib8e
    @user-qh4bv2ib8e Рік тому

    7:30 I would get that. A PS5 with Dabi and Uraraka stickers, the ones I don't like I'll just scrape off

  • @RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk
    @RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk Рік тому

    2:23 fun fact: I searched up the price of those exact sodas container in all, counted all of em and it would be $182.07 to build that sucker. ahhh the land of overpriced craigslist listings, My favorite.

    • @RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk
      @RubberDuckkkkkkkkkk Рік тому

      Sorry just checked back at my math, and I was wrong it would actually be around $152.76- for what seems to be 67-ish cans sooooooooo ya if I reply again I recounted and overthought everything-

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 Рік тому

    I seen a video of the grinch guy, it’s a legitimate service and he is definitely worth it for the reaction of the kids!

  • @michaelagainstme
    @michaelagainstme Рік тому +1

    8:25 ill take your entire stock!

  • @carbs_r_delish
    @carbs_r_delish 11 місяців тому

    11:16 Listen, that is a steal. $120/hour for funny nose pics? I’d kill myself for that good of a pay rate

  • @VampyrBytezTTV
    @VampyrBytezTTV 6 місяців тому

    im super late to the party, BUT, did anyone else see the book attached to the Kawasaki at 2:35?

  • @lindapatton4478
    @lindapatton4478 Рік тому

    That 'free' headline. Sometimes when you try to list a price, it won't let you. You have to put the price in the description with a big disclaimer "NO, it's not free, the stupid app wouldn't let me put a price!"

  • @aeoifjapefijl
    @aeoifjapefijl Рік тому

    The tires aren't camouflage because they aren't made from the same material, they're rubber.

  • @katiearbuckle9017
    @katiearbuckle9017 Рік тому

    I would like to Hire that Grinch too... Not many Pro Grinchs out there... Plenty of Santas... But Grinch is not done much.

  • @beanisntavailable
    @beanisntavailable Рік тому +1

    f in the chat for my boy david

  • @scdl-m2z
    @scdl-m2z Рік тому

    14:55 “suffuk” is correct!

  • @Leafeon64
    @Leafeon64 Рік тому +1

    2:35 is it just me or does it look like there's legs sticking out of the dirt with the bike??? or is that just part of the bike???????

    • @WackyStew
      @WackyStew Рік тому +2

      Nope that is someone on the bike

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Рік тому

    6:50 yes, in fact. The book of Mormon is bull crap, but as for the Lord Jesus Christ, someone said, “Stand on your head and serve ice cream if it’ll give you a chance to share the Gospel.”

  • @meeheeheehee
    @meeheeheehee Рік тому

    Absolutely love the grinch one

  • @CherryBeScary
    @CherryBeScary Рік тому

    2:34 I can’t be the only one to notice the boots, right?