Every time I hear Damien's voice I do a double take cause he sounds like my dad. And then I get really happy cause I don't get to see my dad often due to school. Thanks, Damien, you're awesome!
Fun fact: A blobfish isnt actually ugly, it lives deep in the water so when it gets out of the water the pressure changes and its body becomes like that
Please go away, i can't... You're everywhere dude every single video i see And almost all of them you have more that 1k likes one each of them without being verified!! How?
I've always missed Damien the most. He can go from "I'm fed up" and being wise to being comical in a split second. Robin is always funny, Lexi is wholesom and Cougar is just...Cougar.
Twenty One Pilots always put thought into every detail of their music, music videos and stage. "You're wearing these masks. What's behind that?" "Our faces are behind that actually." Every time I see them getting mentioned I get so excited |-/ :) Glad to see them here I love Tyler's humor btw(even though in the context of this subtreddit and especially out of context of twenty one pilots this specific joke is not that special)
@@SelenaErmatinger I was sure I added the timestamp, weird, it doesn't show up anywhere, I guess it's too late now, because if I'll try to find it it'll ruin the red progress line that shows up on the video when it's in feed that shows how much of the video I watched. I'm also really excited for their new album. In fact, I'm writing this now abd they already released the whole album, I'm yet to listen to it, I love Overcompensate.
In my science class, whenever there was free time some people would draw on the whiteboard. Some of those annoying girls would draw “name + name” in hearts. I decided to draw a heart that said “control + shift” as a joke! XD
I do take sleeping pills with coffee sometimes. Caffeine doesn't work on me and I can drink coffee very late at night, but I also suffer from insomnia and I'm more of a night owl (not related to coffee at all, already tried 1 full year without it and it was the same).
I am so glad im not the only person who know about Amelia Bedelia. I have never met anyone IRL who knew about these books and i was starting to think it was something i dreampt up.
1:04:00 19/4 literally means “19 fourths” which since a fourth is 4 times smaller than a fourth, it’s like saying 19 divided by four is 19 divided by four. Also, “/“ means dividing on many calculators.
22:34 but with dry socks you don't get the squelch and you feel the socks soaking up the wet. A completely different feeling than stepping with already wet socks
This is my spirit Reddit. I'm really technical. Well, maybe I've eased off a bit more recently, but I'm sometimes technical to make sure I'm understanding things correctly. Like taking something vague and ask if the technical I'm thinking of is accurate. And sometimes I do it out of humor and annoy my family.
47:20 Just for clarification. "Wurst" isn't spelled like "Worst" and also doesn't mean the same. It's (probably) meant to be read in german, which translates to "Sausage", which isn't that much better of a name, but still... Just an FYI.
Reminds me of my time as a bartender. Whenever someone asked what we have, I'd say, "This place is commonly referred to as a bar. Bars are one of the few places where people can legally drink alcohol in public. Therefore, we have alcohol."
in case anyone was wondering, you’d get the effects of the coffee because sleeping pills just strengthen your sleeping neurotransmitters but coffee doesnt give you energy it just blocks those neurotransmitters
11:00 the joke: the study of organic chemistry is notoriously difficult and complicated, such that students often find it quite frustrating, which can lead to crying.
55:00 fun fact: it should actually say: "Jak pan myśli" instead of "Jak myślisz" because "pan" means "sir" in Polish and you're expected to use it every time you use a non-infinitive verb in regard to that person. Also "trzymamysamochody" should be "trzymamy samochody" with a space or, more accurately "utzymujemy samochody" as "trzymamy" means "we keep" but in a sense of keeping it in your hands or something like that.
4:48 First place is the womb The guy with the knife cut off the cord that babies have when they leave the womb The guy with the knife is a docter. So yes, I agree
This is one of those moments that makes me wish these guys would actually pay attention and not just make this content in the laziest way imaginable... Like stop recording for 2 seconds and figure out what you just read, so you don't come off like an idiot who is just blasting through things you don't understand to fill time. I know, it's a lot to ask.
4:45 That's a pretty accurate analogy of being born. Also, your belly button is 100% a scar. I mean, it used to be a hole where the umbilical cord would run and nutrients would go through into the liver if I remember correctly, and after you're born, that hole closes up and becomes your belly button. One of the things I find cool about umbilical cords is that, even though the umbilical cord on the outside has fallen off, the part of the umbilical cord on the inside of your stomach, that's connected to your liver(?), doesn't fall off or rot away after you're born, it kind of just stays there your entire life. I found that one out after having my first child and my skin was super stretchy where my baby belly was and I could feel something running from behind my belly button and did some research lol. No one will probably be interested, but I like to talk about things that I think are cool, especially when it comes to medicine, like how your fingerprints are made by touching the walls of the amniotic sac while you're still in utero.
I'm very interested! Facts like that are fascinating to me, I love learning random medical tidbits :) I've always felt like there was a cord of sorts on the inside behind my belly button and feel very validated by this information lol
First I've modified the "analogy" a bit to include the next couple of decades (view the posts by most recent to find it around 1 Dec 2022). Second, your second "fact" about fingerprints seems unlikely - though after typing out my reasons I've decided there may be some validity to the statement.
9:50 Hi, yes, I am that one particular feline you are referring to. As a dentist of 26 years and counting; I don't recommend fluoride toothpaste, as the govement is already supplementing plenty through your water supply and too much can cause discoloration of teeth. Although fear mongers will tell you it causes IQ loss despite not being properly proven. If you brush twice a day, you don't need fluoride toothpaste. If you're lazy and brush twice a week, I'm suprised you made it this far.
Back in 6th grade, the teacher let us post whatever we wanted in the Google Classroom, so I had a post series called “Joshua’s Amazing Facts” and most of them were from this subreddit
Ok, but i got a problem. water is the antibiotics to dehydration, not a vaccine. Vaccines make it so your body able to fight the disease by itself, while antibiotics help our bodies to fight. It's like the difference between hiring a body guard and getting trained in self defense. The lessons may save your life, but the guard will make it much easier.
the water ones reminded me of middle school, when my science teacher had us read an article about how dangerous Dihydrogen monoxide(this was when the state was making all teachers do "reading" activities weekly). Also that teacher used to be a drill Sargent.
One of my social studies assignments was about “gods of Hinduism/forms of Brahman” and we had to choose a deity that was either a form of “Shiva”, “Vishnu”, or “Brahma”. I chose “Shiva”, seeing as I was told he was the god of destruction. Little did I know, he was also the “master of fertility”. I joke about stuff like destruction, murder, cannibalism, etc. and it turned out that “Shiva” was the “master of fertility”. Who would’ve guessed? XD
54:00 I understand this as "'What' has 4 letters, 'sometimes' 9 letters, but 'never' 5 letters" because I cannot understand the joke and I’m too lazy to search it up.
I told my grandma that people think the earth is flat and she kept asking "are you sure people think that" and "do people really think that" and just simply "why"
12:52 there’s actually a reason why this doesn’t happen, according to the Pixar theory (a theory in which all Pixar films fall under the same timeline) you only truly die once no one can remember you, so as long as the kid or the other toys remember the toy, it won’t die
![I Survived 1000 Days in Minecraft Hardcore [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TjKcgBxLnQY/mqdefault.jpg)
25:32 never thought Robin doing a drunk British accent would be so hilarious
D
Be😮defogger ee
Every time I hear Damien's voice I do a double take cause he sounds like my dad. And then I get really happy cause I don't get to see my dad often due to school. Thanks, Damien, you're awesome!
Ngl I thought you were going somewhere else with that one but good for you
Damien is such a wholesome dood
@@richardpike8748yea😂
11:30 that dog looks exactly like my dog but bigger. Wowzers
my dad’s dead, and i still go to school😭
6:52 gives me "if tomatoes are a fruit is ketchup a smoothie" energy and I am here for it
oh goodness
@@Bunny_queen143 oh goodness indeed
Coconuts are not nuts they're either a fruit or seed.
@@ritamillionyeara Very true, a neat little tidbit indeed
@@lilypyrope4620 and now we think about why they were named coconut
Fun fact: A blobfish isnt actually ugly, it lives deep in the water so when it gets out of the water the pressure changes and its body becomes like that
I wonder how they normally look
@@_Kamura_pretty sure there are pictures
blobfish out of water looks cuter than in water
the in water looks like it could kill me
blobfish out of water looks harmless
@@_Kamura_ they just look like a fish with a kinda bigger head
@@Marie-wi1vn I see
That kid who wrote "Five words you can spell" deserve a medal!
Please go away, i can't...
You're everywhere dude every single video i see
And almost all of them you have more that 1k likes one each of them without being verified!!
How?
@@ItsAnantBruhh get good is how
@WoodlandDemonElf ehhhh close enough
Well he got extra points
Seven
fun fact. The Sahara and Antarctica are both deserts. 1:03:28 desserts can be hot or cold (frozen even) and so can deserts!
I've always missed Damien the most.
He can go from "I'm fed up" and being wise to being comical in a split second.
Robin is always funny, Lexi is wholesom and Cougar is just...Cougar.
who's cougar
@@cyclopiaman Obviously Cougar
@@cyclopiaman I think he's from the sister channel
@@AlexRosey I'd say Cougar, Damian and Robin are the funniest. Their laughter is contagious
@@bombdotcom2168 i agree with thy opinions
The kid at 0:52 really deserves respect. He could choose the easy way, but he chose the hard one instead
zonk
Bro might be zoink
Np wqay its tje real zonk!!1!
The teacher who gave the kid extra credit for putting “five”, “words”, “you”, “can”, “spell” is a legend
So true
yea because her leg ends
@@IceFlamesYTdoesn't all of us?
"Write five words you can spell (5 Marks)"
"Very Clever +2"
Wdym?
It's not “spell”, it's “ɒpell”.
Twenty One Pilots always put thought into every detail of their music, music videos and stage.
"You're wearing these masks. What's behind that?"
"Our faces are behind that actually."
Every time I see them getting mentioned I get so excited |-/ :)
Glad to see them here
I love Tyler's humor btw(even though in the context of this subtreddit and especially out of context of twenty one pilots this specific joke is not that special)
Timestamp?
Also, I can't wait for their next album; been very excited for it!!!
@@SelenaErmatinger I was sure I added the timestamp, weird, it doesn't show up anywhere, I guess it's too late now, because if I'll try to find it it'll ruin the red progress line that shows up on the video when it's in feed that shows how much of the video I watched.
I'm also really excited for their new album. In fact, I'm writing this now abd they already released the whole album, I'm yet to listen to it, I love Overcompensate.
imaging being the person making women 100% responsible for crimes in space
lol
I’m gonna take it down to 50%
@@jackboucher4573 👀
It's terrible but also hilarious lolol
Blame her wife for the false accusation
In my science class, whenever there was free time some people would draw on the whiteboard. Some of those annoying girls would draw “name + name” in hearts. I decided to draw a heart that said “control + shift” as a joke! XD
“I never watched ‘Friends.’ It seems like a terrible TV show.”
*said immediately after laughing at joke from “Friends”*
Ikr
it wasn't a joke from friends, it was a meme template from friends. The actual conversation had nothing to do with math
r/wooosh (I think)
😭✋ 2:28 I had to go back to see that it was actually Quackity-
These videos are my guilty pleasure. Not in an inherently positive way, but glad they keep making them.
Guilty pleasures are by nature negative
0:11: bro got homework right AND he wrote five words you can spell. Genius kid.
If you put a sleeping pill in your coffee I guess it would be coffee flavored water.
*bloop* *sipp* *thud* WHAT HAPPENED???
Coffee IS coffee flavored water.
Or sleep psychosis
I do take sleeping pills with coffee sometimes. Caffeine doesn't work on me and I can drink coffee very late at night, but I also suffer from insomnia and I'm more of a night owl (not related to coffee at all, already tried 1 full year without it and it was the same).
@@isaacriggs4656 not really, because cofee flavoured water doesn't have caffeine, it just got coffe flavour
50:42 There's a german book with a character that genuinely has that mindset of "I'm an asshole to everyone, so don't call me racist"
2:52
This only works under the assumption that an unfindable hiding spot exists, which isn't necessarily true
3:43 I have never felt more insulted in my life, Friends is HILARIOUS!!!!!
Edit: woah, jeez it's just a joke it's still pretty good tho
@linorder22
Is* its a TV show
The joke also wasn't from the show. It was just using that as a background.
@@linorder22 since it's the name of a show it would be is not are. If I was saying "my friends __ hilarious" then it would be are.
I am so glad im not the only person who know about Amelia Bedelia. I have never met anyone IRL who knew about these books and i was starting to think it was something i dreampt up.
I loved those books! Actually got to meet the writer in elementary school.
1:04:00 19/4 literally means “19 fourths” which since a fourth is 4 times smaller than a fourth, it’s like saying 19 divided by four is 19 divided by four. Also, “/“ means dividing on many calculators.
This Reddit server is the “no no, he’s got a point” meme.
no no, he's got a point
@@dederter30 no no, he's got a point
@@epicman1232 no no, he's got a point
@@DuckyDoesSmth9517 no no, he's got a point
@@slushiiwoman no no, he’s got a point
52:39 It's only a big brain move when the teacher says that it's against the rules of the exam.
38:44 That's a man who can't catch no-zzzs
-Now that's a *fine* joke, my dude.
as someone learning jiujitsu, 8:45 made me wheeze- i also showed my dad who also does jiujitsu 💀
You should keep doing this subreddit it’s hilarious
R/sbubby is also just as hilarious. So is r/ihadfahstorpke
@@jordananderson8299 oh god, i think you had a stroke.
@@Walking-My-Fish-Brb No I put it like that. It's actually r/ihadastroke and I was just exaggerating
@@jordananderson8299 Ik, i was playing along. Sheesh.
10:59 Yup. Those names still haunt my nightmares! 😂
22:34 but with dry socks you don't get the squelch and you feel the socks soaking up the wet. A completely different feeling than stepping with already wet socks
I love your videos you do amazing work and every time I see your videos you always find a way to make me laugh
Only sad that a lot of jokes have come two or three times
This is my spirit Reddit. I'm really technical. Well, maybe I've eased off a bit more recently, but I'm sometimes technical to make sure I'm understanding things correctly. Like taking something vague and ask if the technical I'm thinking of is accurate. And sometimes I do it out of humor and annoy my family.
No you're Amanda I can see it on your profile.
@@dhuh943 i see what you did there.
+@@dhuh943 Ah so we got a funny guy here
@@kindauncool actually we got Dhu h here
47:20 Just for clarification. "Wurst" isn't spelled like "Worst" and also doesn't mean the same. It's (probably) meant to be read in german, which translates to "Sausage", which isn't that much better of a name, but still... Just an FYI.
Nerd
@@imaspookycat Notice how no one liked your comment.
9:55 This reminded me of a Whose Line is It Anyways moment.
Colin: 9 out of 10 doctors agree that one doctor will always disagree with the other nine.
'If you wear glasses your stupid' literally just dug a grave for me lol
7:06
Ayo, it's okay when i call a dog a fur baby.
But when i call a baby a skin dog than everyone hates me for some reason.
Reminds me of my time as a bartender. Whenever someone asked what we have, I'd say, "This place is commonly referred to as a bar. Bars are one of the few places where people can legally drink alcohol in public. Therefore, we have alcohol."
Why is this subreddit basically reserved for robin and Damien I love it
15:08 my excuse is Mount Everest is an SCP and if you touch any of the bodies on Everest, you become one
"You have one hour left to live, what do you do?"
Me: *cutely clicks on this video*
You would die 11:30 minutes before you finish the video, you know that right?
in case anyone was wondering, you’d get the effects of the coffee because sleeping pills just strengthen your sleeping neurotransmitters but coffee doesnt give you energy it just blocks those neurotransmitters
42:22 I'ma make it 99% next time I violently commit a crime by not drinking water for the entire day
One time there was an arguement about furries going to hell with the boys, I disagreed on the notion that "All dogs go to heaven"
💀 This is amazing tho
Nice
there are more than dogs i think they were talking about those
45:37 -- Was that a Local 58 reference!?!? I LOVE that series. So freaking creepy.
11:00 the joke: the study of organic chemistry is notoriously difficult and complicated, such that students often find it quite frustrating, which can lead to crying.
12:12
Literally a quote from the series😂😂
Damn... I LOVE O'Neill 😅
55:00 fun fact: it should actually say: "Jak pan myśli" instead of "Jak myślisz" because "pan" means "sir" in Polish and you're expected to use it every time you use a non-infinitive verb in regard to that person. Also "trzymamysamochody" should be "trzymamy samochody" with a space or, more accurately "utzymujemy samochody" as "trzymamy" means "we keep" but in a sense of keeping it in your hands or something like that.
4:48
First place is the womb
The guy with the knife cut off the cord that babies have when they leave the womb
The guy with the knife is a docter.
So yes, I agree
This is one of those moments that makes me wish these guys would actually pay attention and not just make this content in the laziest way imaginable... Like stop recording for 2 seconds and figure out what you just read, so you don't come off like an idiot who is just blasting through things you don't understand to fill time.
I know, it's a lot to ask.
meme: humans use flashlights, cats use well-built eyes.
bats: shows a picture of a man screaming
emkay: oh i see
me: the bat doesnt
6:10 If you ever have to explain correlation does not equal causation, then this is quite an effective and hilarious way of explaining it.
Yup 😂😂😂
39:27 is such a jump scare with the change in voices 💀💀
4:45 That's a pretty accurate analogy of being born. Also, your belly button is 100% a scar. I mean, it used to be a hole where the umbilical cord would run and nutrients would go through into the liver if I remember correctly, and after you're born, that hole closes up and becomes your belly button. One of the things I find cool about umbilical cords is that, even though the umbilical cord on the outside has fallen off, the part of the umbilical cord on the inside of your stomach, that's connected to your liver(?), doesn't fall off or rot away after you're born, it kind of just stays there your entire life. I found that one out after having my first child and my skin was super stretchy where my baby belly was and I could feel something running from behind my belly button and did some research lol.
No one will probably be interested, but I like to talk about things that I think are cool, especially when it comes to medicine, like how your fingerprints are made by touching the walls of the amniotic sac while you're still in utero.
I'm very interested! Facts like that are fascinating to me, I love learning random medical tidbits :)
I've always felt like there was a cord of sorts on the inside behind my belly button and feel very validated by this information lol
First I've modified the "analogy" a bit to include the next couple of decades (view the posts by most recent to find it around 1 Dec 2022).
Second, your second "fact" about fingerprints seems unlikely - though after typing out my reasons I've decided there may be some validity to the statement.
9:50 Hi, yes, I am that one particular feline you are referring to. As a dentist of 26 years and counting; I don't recommend fluoride toothpaste, as the govement is already supplementing plenty through your water supply and too much can cause discoloration of teeth. Although fear mongers will tell you it causes IQ loss despite not being properly proven. If you brush twice a day, you don't need fluoride toothpaste. If you're lazy and brush twice a week, I'm suprised you made it this far.
Back in 6th grade, the teacher let us post whatever we wanted in the Google Classroom, so I had a post series called “Joshua’s Amazing Facts” and most of them were from this subreddit
“Melissa, Derek time to juice up baby” - Damien 8:07
Ok, but i got a problem. water is the antibiotics to dehydration, not a vaccine. Vaccines make it so your body able to fight the disease by itself, while antibiotics help our bodies to fight. It's like the difference between hiring a body guard and getting trained in self defense. The lessons may save your life, but the guard will make it much easier.
7:26 you sang that with passion!
emkay always makes my day better! thank you for the uploads
0:57 I'm 11 and still genuinely dovtjis sometimes when I'm told to right in alphabetical order. 😂
Robin saying ANTIBABYPILLIN absolutely cracked me up
Also robin as joey from yu-gi-oh saying if you hard then you hard
1:23 as a Swede i can confirm that
this is how we think USA looks like
I can confirm that too, except with no disneyland
@@NobodyIDK-f lol yeah
10:04:03 the reason it’s funny is because a 19 above the number 4 with a line in between is just 19 divided by 4 written differently
the water ones reminded me of middle school, when my science teacher had us read an article about how dangerous Dihydrogen monoxide(this was when the state was making all teachers do "reading" activities weekly). Also that teacher used to be a drill Sargent.
just finished the last one, new one right behind the corner
amazing timing
edit: oh god it's a long one
“Is that really the hill you wanna die on, Quackity?”
Fandom?
"I can see sounds"
"You can't see sounds!"
People with synesthesia:
Also, at least in Songahm Taekwando it takes about 2-3 years to get a black belt.
18:19 “do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?” Type of shenanigans.
8:19
Jake that’s not what they mean by bleeding internally. It means that you’re extremely injured but it doesn’t look like it on the outside.
"100% of the people who breathe air die"
Robin: Same logic goes for water.
Me: 100% of the people who breathe water die.
37:38 the “I got mine for christmas” actually made me laugh, the only reason being I was born on christmas
That's really cool
happy early birthday bc I won't see you on Christmas
@@mizukittyakinyama aww thanks
14:22 Trying to have a good time here, when you hit me with the "All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety" 😭 Can confirm
One of my social studies assignments was about “gods of Hinduism/forms of Brahman” and we had to choose a deity that was either a form of “Shiva”, “Vishnu”, or “Brahma”. I chose “Shiva”, seeing as I was told he was the god of destruction. Little did I know, he was also the “master of fertility”. I joke about stuff like destruction, murder, cannibalism, etc. and it turned out that “Shiva” was the “master of fertility”. Who would’ve guessed? XD
When Robin said that he never has leftover Taco Bell, my mind instantly said "Because he never eats at Taco Bell."
13:38 coming from someone who drowned when they were younger, I can 100% confirm breathing water kills you.
Rip in peace
2:27 IS THAT REALLY QUACKITY?? 😂
34:29 you are allowed to do that as long as it's frozen solid.. so the security was actually the problem.
54:00 I understand this as "'What' has 4 letters, 'sometimes' 9 letters, but 'never' 5 letters" because I cannot understand the joke and I’m too lazy to search it up.
8:46 gotta be the funniest part
I told my grandma that people think the earth is flat and she kept asking "are you sure people think that" and "do people really think that" and just simply "why"
Bloop is what my father did after having a seizure.
r/cursedcomments
N-no...
Guy : "Stars are star shaped."
Me : "If stars are star shaped, why isn't the sun star shaped?"
7:54 Bisexuals Vs. People who are Aroace
downloading ur vids for a flight so I won't get bored lol
Why is they’re laugh so addicting 💀
Honestly emkay channel is literally just free entertainment at night
41:30 hes not thinking 'pretty hard' hes thinking 'bobby'
25:17
employee: why? What have I done before
Manager: you haven’t done anything
For anyone wondering out there, the “a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass” “I’m unlearning French” one, ‘pain’ is bread in French
this guy should be a narrator,whenever something is funny he can resist to laugh lol
I love the locksmith one and the astronaut one
9:33 Intel Macs do support Windows natively. That's how I run my channel
Damien is a pretty cool guy 👍
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14:24 being alone makes me feel fear because I don't know if my bf is coming back because I have separation anxiety
10:52 That is so relatable, organic chemistry is painful to understand.
Damien’s laugh is amazing lol
I love emkay they are professional memes
6:15 I believe that plane is a Diamond DA 40.
Me:*wakes up at 7 o' clock*
Also me:*hops on the computer to play video games*
2:32 that's because they don't use taxi's to get places man.
12:52 there’s actually a reason why this doesn’t happen, according to the Pixar theory (a theory in which all Pixar films fall under the same timeline) you only truly die once no one can remember you, so as long as the kid or the other toys remember the toy, it won’t die
1:50 killed me in laughter
1:40 I like how he lost his train of thought for a second 😂