I never got the DiCaprio thing. I’m not suggesting he didn’t deserve to win an Oscar, but people were making a big fuss about him always being nominated and never winning, when in actuality the year everyone made a big deal of it after Wolf of Wall Street, he had only been nominated 4 times. There’s many other actors and actresses who had been nominated just as many times, many had been nominated more and not won. He won for his 5th nomination, and now he’s on 6. But like, that’s not as big a number as people made out.
@@davidsinnott7854 Genius like Gary Oldman got his first Oscar at the age of 60. They didnt say a single thing about him. They think that Leo is the only good actor lol.
despite the whole ellen-workplace-scandal, you cannot deny that this was one of, if not, the best opening monologues. She highlights everyone's hard work in a humorous sense that does not take away anyone's dignity at expense. She also mentions special guests. Ellen as a comedian is as natural as it gets. The timing, the interaction and let's not forget the pizza delivery! Definitely one of the most memorable oscars to date.
0:46 Leo's face bless his poor soul he's like "Don't cry man, one day, one day they'll see" And at 4:57 he's looking at Meryl with tears in his eyes after they said she was nominated 18 times *"that should be me" echoes in the distance*
+Niou Niou its funny cause he might actually get one this year....but no one is going cause of all the boy-cots from huge black actors because of the lack of black nominees
100,000 subscribers with no videos Any clown can talk, but are you captivating? Do you make me wan to sit down and just listen to you talk about God knows what. Don’t compare yourself to a legend.
I believe the most nominated male actors at Oscars were Richard Burton and Peter O'Toole... Am I wrong?? 🤔🤔 I love them both but Richard was just 😍😍😍🔥🔥 A fine hunk 🤤🤤🤤🥹🥹🥹
I love how she congratulates them while also making them the subject of a joke "Amy adams, did you go to college?" "No!" "Oh well, you have 2 nominations tonight!" *Applause* "What do we call that? Oh yes, selfish!"
selena nguyễn selena nguyễn selena nguyễn mình nghe ko chuẩn lắm, cơ mà bắt đầu từ đoạn “trong các đề cử Ở đây và mọi người đã làm ra 140 bộ phim mà chỉ học có 6 năm đại học, tôi đùa đó: các nhóc nhớ đi học nhé, í tôi là ít nhất mọi người đều học đại học xong hỏi bà kia (chắc kiểu biết bà í ko học đh): Amy cô có học đh ko? Amy: không. Cơ mà ai thèm quan tâm chứ? Cô là 1 dv tuyệt vời, cô có tận 1 đề cử mà. *khán giả vỗ tay*. Chúng ta gọi đấy là gì nhỉ? À vâng ích kỉ!. Đoạn đó kiểu như nói chọc cô í là được nhiều đề cử í.
@@abelcontreras5039 No, sweetie, no, no it isn't. IDK why, but lately people seem to think everything is racist. Let me remind you of the definition of 'racism', it's the discrimination of people based on their skin colour (race). If you see that, call it out. If not, move on.
Because of HER , This 2014 Oscars ceremony still holds the record for the biggest audience for the Academy Awards in two decades ( most-watched Oscars since 2000. )
When they grab some random celebrity to host its always cringy and you're just waiting for them to mess up. Ellen is so natural and funny....best host ever.
2019 was the last great oscars. I am obviously reffering to the movies. 1917, joker, Parasite, The Irishman, OUATIH, and so many others. 2021 was terrible hahahaha, the movies and the ceremony were trash
why Ellen is so creative human being? her talent of cracking jokes from any angle or any ground is literally ENDLESS I'm so jealous America for having her.
How come she isn't invited to host every single year?! I've watched the monologue over a hundred times in the last four years and yet it never fails to make me laugh. She's funny, she's charming, she's kinda making fun of people and yet she's polite. She's the most awesome host ever! She should be given an Oscar for being the best host. Love you forever Ellen.
Ellen as the host is one of the best things that could literally happen. Such an incredible and hilarious introduction to a star dazzled night. Ellen’s amazing!
@@reveredokay Maybe you are right. However this concerns the real life. She is a celebrity, a host and her job is to entertain people I don’t think her personality influences the way she makes people laugh
itto, I notice you're commenting nasty things about Ellen everywhere - it's clear you really dislike Ellen, but to make up stuff? Ellen is the opposite of Karen. Haters like you keep spreading nonsense rumors about her. - Karen does not wear mask and is an antivaxxer. Ellen, on the contrary, took mask wearing and lockdown seriously. She filmed her show from home to the point QAnon accused her of being on house arrest for Deep State/Pizzagate nonsense. Ellen also got vaccined on her show to promote vaccination to her audience. - Karen is a racist who calls police on Black men. Ellen is a supporter of BLM and all kinds of human rights movements in general. This even dated back to 1997 as far as I remember. Ellen mentioned segregation in her coming out episode in her conversation with Oprah (who played her therapy). Ellen has been having a Black man as her on-stage duo since the early years of her talkshow (DJ Tony and tWitch). She's been a big supporter of Obama since his first election. She also let BLM's founder (Patrisse Cullors) took over her IG account and post anything on her behalf during the "share the mic" event. This's just naming a few. - Karen is a Trump supporter, and likely a conspiracy theorist. Ellen, on the other hand, has been clear she would not invite Trump onto her show or give him any platform. For this reason, QAnon has been spreading negative stuffs about Ellen everywhere in 2020 (which works because the internet is full of gullible fools). People actually start hating Ellen after QAnon's nonstop attack of her on all social media. The fact that people're buying into this stupid, hateful, false narrative about her makes me lose faith in humanity TBH.
@@justaperson9535 itto is a hateful, angry person who just name-call random people "Karen" and "Fucking Normie" for no reason. Unfortunately it's very easy to say nasty things about anyone on the internet. And if groups like QAnon say negative things about someone often enough (like they've been doing on Ellen), people start believing them. It's really sad.
Your insane! Her disrespecting Liza when she and her siblings were there to honor her mother. OMG! think about it!If you think her insulting Liza is nice your a crazy
I liked how Neil Patrick Harris hosted this year but, in my opinion, he didn't even come close to Ellen's performance with her Pizza and famous Selfie photo. And I find Ellen to be a better comedian overall.
Sergant744 That's your opinion, maybe you're the one being wrong here. The Academy Awards are reaching their 90th Anniversary, I think their format needs to be updated. You can't do the same thing over and over again, it gets boring. And you sound like someone really narrow-minded.
I gotta say... I've never been a fan of Ellen or the Hollywood crowd she's talking to, but THIS IS THE BEST OSCAR OPENING EVER, really, truly, I thought it then and STILL do... Sharp, funny, even mean... Perfect job...
I've watched this a million times . Ellen is a worthy host. Well articulated, sophisticated,well calculated jokes and a loveable personality. She should be brought back.
Have you seen this monologue, as I have, more than twenty times! She has a lot of charisma, controls everyone's reactions and punchlines, a great person, I hope she can be the host again, I pray🙏
Ellen's monologue here is one of the best ones I've watched in any awards show. Her type of humor in here is what I like, not too much insults, no overrated political opinion, no awkward jokes and it's just the right amount of fun.
2:32 I came here specifically to see Liza Minnelli after seeing her presenting at the 94th Academy Awards. What a class act, she took the joke like a pro. Truly a legendary woman.
@@juliansandoval8022 no he’s not lmao. He has done movies his entire life and he still is. The fresh prince of bel air isnt the only thing he’s been in lmao. Also he has a net worth of 350 mil. Even if he didnt do movies anymore he still obviously wouldnt be a regular black guy. According to your logic obama is a regular black guy as well.
@@nghialelouis6026 means that total years of college for all makes 6 years 🤪😂 No high education for most of them She then said Kids stay in school hahaha because when they know that its like Well who needs to ho to college 😬
@@SouthernPrincipe no actually, everyone has acknowledged that Chris was very wrong and it was an inappropriate joke, but that wasn't the point of ur comment so I said what I said But ok I understand what you're trying to say, and I think we agree on the situation so what are we even talking about anymore????
@@enara5498 ya but neither is violence, by hitting him he moved the conversation away from chris's inappropriate joke, to his slap....kinda defeats the purpose if he would've just said what he had to say there wouldn't even be this conversation. because anyway both are in the wrong ofc... also I kinda just don't like how he was laughing at the joke himself too, and then later had to show his masculinity to his cheating ass wife so went up on stage when she told him that she didn't appreciate the joke
Trust me!!! You won’t believe how much times I viewed this!!! It’s hilarious and obviously we love you Ellen for your stunning and outstanding performance!! It’s more worth winning an Oscar
I like that her comedian is so tasteful. She makes jokes but their mean or nasty. When you can laugh at a joke of yourself, thats true comedian. You don't have to be mean in order to be funny
“- I’m telling everyone that you were wonderful in Nebraska... wonderful!” and she answers with “i know!” like a real grandma
I think she said "thank you" there
@@EntoSanto No you're right, she definitely said "Thank you" twice
God ! what's wronge with you guys she said " I heard you "
@@hawra9286 its not at all obvious. she could have said "thank you" twice but then again im no lip reader master
She should've said "I know that's why I'm nominated and you are hosting it"
ellen is so natural, look how relaxed she looks, I bet this is how she is in her everyday life. love u ellen.
Reading off a teleprompter? That would be weird
I love her too 😍
i aint your maiami beach
I think the key to Ellen is she has a ton of material at her fingertips she has honed over years & she connects & stays in the present & goes with it.
Actually shes quit wound up and anxious most of the time.
The title makes it sound like Ellen has hosted the Oscars 86 times.
Lol didn’t notice that
Lucia wqfg I thought that at first and then I’m like wait a minute Ellen isn’t like 100 years old
She’s immortal
@@mojom7564 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Hahahhahaha wow
Love or hate Ellen, you can’t deny this is one of the best opening monologues by an Oscar host ever!
Only because Ricky Gervais hasn't been invited as a host yet....
True Dat I love her so
Steve Martin is pretty epic
Oh but… Chris Rock
@@dpspranay it would be best monologue for us and worst for celebrity at the seme time😂
So its complicated 🙂
“She has been nominated for an Oscar a total of 18 times” and after that the camera is on Di Caprio
ugh he deserves all them oscars
Exact same thing happened in 2007 Oscars, which were again hosted by Ellen 😂
I never got the DiCaprio thing. I’m not suggesting he didn’t deserve to win an Oscar, but people were making a big fuss about him always being nominated and never winning, when in actuality the year everyone made a big deal of it after Wolf of Wall Street, he had only been nominated 4 times. There’s many other actors and actresses who had been nominated just as many times, many had been nominated more and not won. He won for his 5th nomination, and now he’s on 6. But like, that’s not as big a number as people made out.
I'm from the future... He just needed a beard to win the Oscar
@@davidsinnott7854 Genius like Gary Oldman got his first Oscar at the age of 60. They didnt say a single thing about him. They think that Leo is the only good actor lol.
Everyone getting all shy when Ellen calls their names cause everyone knows they're about to get embarrassed. I love Ellen!
roasted*
They were flattered first then roasted.
I've never got tired watching this all over again
me too hahahh
Same here , this is my 4th time watching it
+Fang Yong me too!!!!!!I've seen this almost 100 times!
5th time
so True
despite the whole ellen-workplace-scandal, you cannot deny that this was one of, if not, the best opening monologues. She highlights everyone's hard work in a humorous sense that does not take away anyone's dignity at expense. She also mentions special guests. Ellen as a comedian is as natural as it gets. The timing, the interaction and let's not forget the pizza delivery! Definitely one of the most memorable oscars to date.
And the Selfie
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Ok, I wouldn't say the best, but certainly one of the best. She is very funny indeed.
Chris rock was the best
@@Rachael121 why are you watching then this was 9 years ago?..
0:46 Leo's face bless his poor soul he's like "Don't cry man, one day, one day they'll see"
And at 4:57 he's looking at Meryl with tears in his eyes after they said she was nominated 18 times
*"that should be me" echoes in the distance*
LOOOL
+Niou Niou its funny cause he might actually get one this year....but no one is going cause of all the boy-cots from huge black actors because of the lack of black nominees
he just won an Oscar rn
yeah he won
finally we saw
She's a natural, her pacing is excellent.
Moses Francis ikr
Moses Francis I
U have no life?
This is like the 20th time I've watched this...it makes me smile every time.
Same here my friend!!!
Stephanie Nicholas same
me too, more than that...
Stephanie Nicholas 1000th like. Where's my cookie? :')
Sammmee
Will laugh is a mood
Wth you have only 2 likes?
26 now😂
231 now⚡
@@imrkshr when his comment's "age" was 6 hours he had only 2 likes
529now !
BRING ELLEN BACK EVERY YEAR
Sofie's World nuvvu challa bagunav
i agree, she is the best
NO!! She is an EVIL manipulative fake!!
Sofie's World I was just about to comment that...
Yes, please!
I love Ellen because... she didn't disdain or hurt anybody. And, she was insightful and fun. That's talent.
I can talk, is that a talent?
@@vago2670 hell yeah that is i can only type
100,000 subscribers with no videos Any clown can talk, but are you captivating? Do you make me wan to sit down and just listen to you talk about God knows what. Don’t compare yourself to a legend.
@@squishymarshmallow2131 when you take a not serious comment seriously
Endurr Fagut And I oop- 🤷🏾♀️
Leo looks like he's seriously about to cry
Nah. Leonardo is too good for Oscars.
Lol 💗😂 or bored af from losing so many times
+Xiang (Fortehlolz) how would you feel if you were one of the best actors ever and still without an oscar
Kate Snow I'd personally feel like a piece of shit lol.
+Kate Snow Walls and bridges! Nice!
Ellen can control a crowd better than any other host...her timing is impeccable and so funny 😂 👍😘
Not really. This scum shouldn't be on television
"She has been nominated 18 times" Leonardo DiCaprio was looking at Meryl like "same girl same"
@I the competition in best actor is quite high comparately, and getting nominated gor 4 times is a big deal actually.
I believe the most nominated male actors at Oscars were Richard Burton and Peter O'Toole... Am I wrong?? 🤔🤔 I love them both but Richard was just 😍😍😍🔥🔥 A fine hunk 🤤🤤🤤🥹🥹🥹
Hell no, she’s leagues above him, maybe Nicholson or hopkins.
@@santangelogaia19 the most nominated actor/actress is Meryl Streep
Fun facts: Kate Winslet has more Oscar nominations than Leonardo DiCaprio (7 vs 6)
I love how she congratulates them while also making them the subject of a joke
"Amy adams, did you go to college?"
"No!"
"Oh well, you have 2 nominations tonight!"
*Applause*
"What do we call that? Oh yes, selfish!"
Nicholas Thegeek Hello. May i ask u what did she mean in that case? I couldn't get it. Thanks u so much. I am a english leaner😍😍
@@nguyentracy3500 same, I don't get it either haha
selena nguyễn selena nguyễn selena nguyễn mình nghe ko chuẩn lắm, cơ mà bắt đầu từ đoạn “trong các đề cử Ở đây và mọi người đã làm ra 140 bộ phim mà chỉ học có 6 năm đại học, tôi đùa đó: các nhóc nhớ đi học nhé, í tôi là ít nhất mọi người đều học đại học xong hỏi bà kia (chắc kiểu biết bà í ko học đh): Amy cô có học đh ko? Amy: không. Cơ mà ai thèm quan tâm chứ? Cô là 1 dv tuyệt vời, cô có tận 1 đề cử mà. *khán giả vỗ tay*. Chúng ta gọi đấy là gì nhỉ? À vâng ích kỉ!.
Đoạn đó kiểu như nói chọc cô í là được nhiều đề cử í.
@@nguyentracy3500 just what was said, she congratulated her while making her a joke also
She was joking about her being selfish cause she didn't even had to go through college, but she became very successful in life.
While watching this I realized 2 things:
1. Cate Blanchett is so fucking beautiful
2. Ellen should host the Oscars every year
So true, but Ellen and Neil Patrick Harris alternating year by year
+Disney_GF_GI_fangirl yesssssss
+Disney_GF_GI_fangirl or both at the same time, doing sketches or something
Michelle Lopez c
True
Despite the drama she spewed over these past years, I can't deny how entertaining her monologue was.
Ellen is the best, she should hosted the oscars this year...
lets hope she does next year
She should host it every year
Sarah should have
Sarah really? Most of her jokes weren't even funny
I agree
I've watched this like 8 times, not one after another, but when i was bored or something, i watch this
samee
Me too
Me too
Same!!!
watch ricky gervais
Lupita’s baby blue dress looked so good against her skin tone 😪💕
that's racist!
Edisson Abel Contreras Sarmiento um 😐
@@abelcontreras5039 how?
@@abelcontreras5039 No, sweetie, no, no it isn't. IDK why, but lately people seem to think everything is racist. Let me remind you of the definition of 'racism', it's the discrimination of people based on their skin colour (race). If you see that, call it out. If not, move on.
So if the drees was in a dark color it woudn't look good because of her skin color? That's racist!
It's so ironical that she mocks everyone while she makes everyone laugh at the same time. Btw I love her
She is American kapil sharma 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@@mdmuzamil2901 bruh
She can be cringe material at times
@@mdmuzamil2901 better than kapil
@@chaitanyajain3127 I fully agree👍👍👍👍
"Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar over 18 times" *Cuts to shot of Leo*
I see what you did there, camera guy
oops
yeah but she's like 500 years old.. no wonder
lol
Leo mirin' Meryl so much.
You can hear Will Smith signature laugh
+Joe Cole I love his laugh...you're absolutely right...you can hear him laugh.
I laughed so hard when I realized you were right
+Joe Cole yeah, a̶t̶ from 4:05, l̶o̶l̶ rofl
You are so right 😂
I knw lol
Queen of ceremonies! Its scary to see how she managed to remember all those names, nominations and fun facts about people!
She's definitely the queen of ceremonies and she has a terrific memory. Couldn't agree with you more
Training a lot xD
you know there are such things as teleprompters. every award show / live event uses them.
She had a teleprompter
well i do remember the names of the people i meet, if id see them on films and stuff even more then it would be even easier
Because of HER , This 2014 Oscars ceremony still holds the record for the biggest audience for the Academy Awards in two decades ( most-watched Oscars since 2000. )
Oh man, when she repeated “I am telling everyone that you were wonderful in Nebraska” I peed my pants, really.
Aw! You're cute
Ik I lost my shit with that 😂😂😂
7u7
Like, really?
Why did you pee your pants
I love being able to recognise almost everyone in the audience. The sad thing is none of them know me.
I think all of us feel the same way
Yeah same!
None of them know you yet*
@@Shavarmaisvegetarian That comment made my absolute day.
I still don't know so who are you ??.. really !!..
When they grab some random celebrity to host its always cringy and you're just waiting for them to mess up. Ellen is so natural and funny....best host ever.
they grab -_-
Except Hugh ofc
i think billy crystal did better
Avadah OMG TRUUU
This was probably the last great Oscars. Look at the nominees and the guests, so many A Listers. Not to mention Ellen being an incredible host.
You got to give people a chance to become A listers.
2019 was the last great oscars. I am obviously reffering to the movies. 1917, joker, Parasite, The Irishman, OUATIH, and so many others. 2021 was terrible hahahaha, the movies and the ceremony were trash
@@emmanueljaramillo U are right. 2020 award season was top tier!
3:45 oh look. When Kevin Spacy WAS allowed inside LOL
Soooo true I’m happy about your post. 🎉
why Ellen is so creative human being? her talent of cracking jokes from any angle or any ground is literally ENDLESS I'm so jealous America for having her.
Lianchi Junior, its all about experiences and hard work..
Munna Solanki Munna Solanki Yeah, It's not like she got it instantly, she has been doing this for 15 years so...
She didn't write these jokes herself. Even though I agree she is very funny :)
She has a team that helps her a lot
How come she isn't invited to host every single year?! I've watched the monologue over a hundred times in the last four years and yet it never fails to make me laugh. She's funny, she's charming, she's kinda making fun of people and yet she's polite. She's the most awesome host ever! She should be given an Oscar for being the best host. Love you forever Ellen.
Because she spoiled Best Picture winner
Hell, we want Ellen back next year! More Ellen, less Kimmel!
@@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames Na , we want NPH.
@@sunilprajapati6377 how did she spoil it?
@@sunilprajapati6377 umm you think she knew beforehand? Lol no. That was a joke.
everytime the camera showed leo i was like: " stay strong. ur time will come."
T A M O T O 😂😂
Ellen as the host is one of the best things that could literally happen. Such an incredible and hilarious introduction to a star dazzled night. Ellen’s amazing!
She's not. Ellen's a Karen. And I'm pretty you don't even know what that means. Fucking Normie
@@reveredokay Maybe you are right. However this concerns the real life. She is a celebrity, a host and her job is to entertain people I don’t think her personality influences the way she makes people laugh
I agree! Very few people can host Oscar's and be really funny! Her "Selfie" at the Oscars is one of the most
memorable moment in Oscar's history!
itto, I notice you're commenting nasty things about Ellen everywhere - it's clear you really dislike Ellen, but to make up stuff? Ellen is the opposite of Karen. Haters like you keep spreading nonsense rumors about her.
- Karen does not wear mask and is an antivaxxer.
Ellen, on the contrary, took mask wearing and lockdown seriously. She filmed her show from home to the point QAnon accused her of being on house arrest for Deep State/Pizzagate nonsense.
Ellen also got vaccined on her show to promote vaccination to her audience.
- Karen is a racist who calls police on Black men.
Ellen is a supporter of BLM and all kinds of human rights movements in general. This even dated back to 1997 as far as I remember. Ellen mentioned segregation in her coming out episode in her conversation with Oprah (who played her therapy). Ellen has been having a Black man as her on-stage duo since the early years of her talkshow (DJ Tony and tWitch). She's been a big supporter of Obama since his first election. She also let BLM's founder (Patrisse Cullors) took over her IG account and post anything on her behalf during the "share the mic" event. This's just naming a few.
- Karen is a Trump supporter, and likely a conspiracy theorist. Ellen, on the other hand, has been clear she would not invite Trump onto her show or give him any platform. For this reason, QAnon has been spreading negative stuffs about Ellen everywhere in 2020 (which works because the internet is full of gullible fools). People actually start hating Ellen after QAnon's nonstop attack of her on all social media.
The fact that people're buying into this stupid, hateful, false narrative about her makes me lose faith in humanity TBH.
@@justaperson9535 itto is a hateful, angry person who just name-call random people "Karen" and "Fucking Normie" for no reason.
Unfortunately it's very easy to say nasty things about anyone on the internet. And if groups like QAnon say negative things about someone often enough (like they've been doing on Ellen), people start believing them. It's really sad.
Where is Will Smith?! I hear him but I don't see him 😂
lol
Same same 😂😂😂
8:27 bottom right
Man
03:49, left side
the best oscar host she is the really funny
yay
shes not funny. had a straight face the entire time..........
She is the worst host ever and should never be asked again to host! She has no class. She is tacky and rude@
Shanna Bol wtf are u talking about she's one of the kindest humans alive
Your insane! Her disrespecting Liza when she and her siblings were there to honor her mother. OMG! think about it!If you think her insulting Liza is nice your a crazy
I liked how Neil Patrick Harris hosted this year but, in my opinion, he didn't even come close to Ellen's performance with her Pizza and famous Selfie photo. And I find Ellen to be a better comedian overall.
Yep, agree 100%
me too
I like NPH but Oscars was bit boring this year and lets accept that! Ellen was by far the best host and she must host every year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oscar should be elegant, not a circus with pizza and selfie. Really people, what's wrong with you all
Sergant744 That's your opinion, maybe you're the one being wrong here. The Academy Awards are reaching their 90th Anniversary, I think their format needs to be updated. You can't do the same thing over and over again, it gets boring. And you sound like someone really narrow-minded.
I gotta say... I've never been a fan of Ellen or the Hollywood crowd she's talking to, but THIS IS THE BEST OSCAR OPENING EVER, really, truly, I thought it then and STILL do... Sharp, funny, even mean... Perfect job...
'You showed us something in that film that I haven't seen in a very long time.'
I could watch this forever lmao
could you tell me what she means by that? I have never seen wolf of wall street.
+Black Jesus There's a scene where his character shows his penis...
+Black Jesus in the movie, the actors showed his private, as we know that ellen is a lesbian, she hasn't seen it in a very long time.
+mutia rizki
lol. REally? I laughed when she said and now i am laughing more after knowing what she really meant
+Zulqarnain yep... ellen is hillarious :D
Will Smith’s laugh takes me out every time 😂
which part?
Yuhhhhhhhhh
his laughs are so HIGH '😂
Its rewind time
That's hot
I love how you can hear Will Smith laughing
lol He loved the jokes. 8:26 you can see him laughing
and in 8:56
natalie lilly i literally died when i read this cause i heard him right at that moment
natalie lilly 😂😂
University of Johannesburg LGBTI university
I've watched this a million times . Ellen is a worthy host. Well articulated, sophisticated,well calculated jokes and a loveable personality. She should be brought back.
too bad a bunch of snowflakes have cancelled her. People cannot take jokes anymore, they get butthurted.
Puahahaha no
No one likes ellen
the glazing is crazy..
should i spoon feed you her discharge??
“Of course one of the nominees it’s her, and by her I mean Meryl Streep” LOL
She said "is Her" (referring to the movie) which makes this even better
it was the best joke.
Nick Whitford you don’t say
I'm telling Julia Roberts is having the best time here
where?
@@20YEARS If you can't see that, you're dead inside
@@vartikajain3217 lol sorry. For some weird reason I was searching for julia michaels 😂
@@20YEARS WOWW.
@@20YEARS 4:05
I’m not a huge fan of Ellen personally, but this is one of the more memorable and good opening monologues from the Oscars that I remember.
She will never age will she?
Good people don't!
Alicja M I guess good means total arrogance now.
she is soooooo beautiful IKR!!
She's 60 right now
You wouldn't either if you had her $$$..money
The raining joke is the best first world problem joke ever
its an LA thing too though, i lived there, when it rains people act like its a tsunami or something
Claire Stipp ikr 😂😂
Ellen DeGeneres, The best Oscars host in history ...
Love from Switzerland...❤
ShivaCosima Love from California.
Oh oh oh, I'm from Ohio 😯🧐🤭
From were in schwitzerland are u?
Love from Canada
No. The best Oscar host in history is Billy Crystal. Although Ellen is pretty funny.
Have you seen this monologue, as I have, more than twenty times! She has a lot of charisma, controls everyone's reactions and punchlines, a great person, I hope she can be the host again, I pray🙏
She's one of the worst people alive
I think I can hear will smith laugh
i think that everyone was laughing
that was most definitely his laugh
lol i was gonna type that lol, same here i could hear him laughing
8:27 you will see him start laughing, his laugh just came out and so recognize
U can hear it at 1:15 too
"No one needs to know that"
"Thank you"
"She fell..."
lmao at that time
We already saw that video... you typing it in the comments won't make it more funny ! So SHUT UP
Thevan De Silva shut up pls
Ellen's monologue here is one of the best ones I've watched in any awards show. Her type of humor in here is what I like, not too much insults, no overrated political opinion, no awkward jokes and it's just the right amount of fun.
Watch Whoopi Goldberg's monologue , you would love it
Lol, jokes are only awkward when it's self-absorbed, self-centered people with no sense of humor, which is why Ricky Gervais is the Best!!!
This didn't age well
I love Ellen. She's the best.
I agree
So clean and flawless, comes effortlessly, and that's what I love about Ellen
Never get tired of this monologue it's like a local park for me I come to visit from time to time for entertainment.
🤨
same
4:16 it took me 127 replays, but i just realized how _perfectly_ Amy's mouth syncs up with Ellen's "no".
It doesn't. Amy said that
She would of known Amy never attended college... Ellen just being her mocking self
@@shucaybmaxamud2842 they both did
Can we have ELLEN in Oscars 2017 ?! 😍
hyacinth villanueva I want to see Conan to hosts it
hyacinth villanueva good 💡idea 😎😇😍😍😍
Nah James Corden should do it
It's kimmel
not kimmel he like just did the emmys
This is the best monologue ever! No one can top Ellen, what a briliant perfomance.
Thousands of people laughing I can still recognise will smith
LMAO
YESS LMAO 😂
Lmao sooo true
Me too lol
“She has been nominated for an Oscar a total of 18 times” and after that the camera is on Di Caprio
Do you ever look at a good comment and be like “I wish I commented that?”
I wish I commented yours.
ABSOLUTELY 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 I wish I commented yours jaha
Yeah like this comment
You obviously did.
Can't we have Ellen as the permanent host of the Oscars?
ashleyfrlyf Good god no!
ashleyfrlyf Good god yes!
ashleyfrlyf But then we can't have Whoopie. Or Billy Crystal. o.o
TheYasmineFlower or steve martin
***** No. No way. No way in hell!
2:32 I came here specifically to see Liza Minnelli after seeing her presenting at the 94th Academy Awards. What a class act, she took the joke like a pro. Truly a legendary woman.
Can you explain the liza's joke please?
I know, being a Liza fan I felt the pain back then but as you said she took it like a legend
Ellen for president
I recommend! She's great!
That would honestly be wonderful.
Hell yeah!
No dude. America needs to understand it takes more than television hosting skills to be a president.
Ashish Aggarwal its just a joke.
I think
6:04 Good God, could Emma Watson be any more stunning?
she is amazing :')
Leesh Amorry That she is :)
love her
Saoirse Kavanagh ew
Saoirse Kavanagh Probably.
Meryl Streep's timeless beauty is just outstanding. She's very beautiful!
Adrenochrome
your comment was 6 months ago.
are you awake yet???
@@anthonyeckersley4190 So you know
@@anthonyeckersley4190 it’s so ironic considering she was told she would never succeed cause she was “ugly”
No she’s not she look like a old dude, and witch with her long manly nose. But hey to each their own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all.
Clean, funny and witty monologue. She is a great comedian.
"people are going through tough times" well you're 6 years early!
Hahaha
Damn
It’s nice to see Ellen do something outside of her show where we don’t hear her obsessed fan girl audience every show
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 im a fan, but this is legit
what do you mean? you know shes a comedian with multiple stand up specials right? lol
No kidding. I don't watch her show anymore and thats part of the reason.
@@GreatLakesLogger ok boomer
She needs to host the Oscars more often. The whole Jennifer Lawrence bit really cracked me up
I watched this over and over and it doesn't get old best hostess ever hilarious 😂
"You showed me something I had not seen for a very long time!!! "
Died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Azhar Iqbal Dick
Aybüke she’s a lesbian
I dont get it😂
Aybüke he showed the dick, and shes lesbian, so she hasnt seen a dick in a long time
Yes, Ellen is the Best! Please watch my Ellen Tribute video, Be Kind to Everyone!
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Ellen needs to host again, honestly 😂😍😘
I don’t know how often I watch this video, it‘s just funny👍🏼🤣
me too， I've watched this more than 10 times😂
Me too i keep coming back and enjoyed it the same as the first time
No one:
Not a single soul:
Will Smith:HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
what an idiot..he was ok, but now he is full of himself...now he is just another black regular guy
@@juliansandoval8022 no he’s not lmao. He has done movies his entire life and he still is. The fresh prince of bel air isnt the only thing he’s been in lmao. Also he has a net worth of 350 mil. Even if he didnt do movies anymore he still obviously wouldnt be a regular black guy. According to your logic obama is a regular black guy as well.
@@ape2533 yes lmao he is lol lmao
@@juliansandoval8022 I’m not going ti spend any more time arguing with someone who’s brain isnt working properly
@@ape2533 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn !!
This is just the best opening act , couldn't be any better . I still watch it , once in every year tbh .
"All of the nominees here tonight you've made over 1400 films and you've gone to a total of 6 years of college"
What does it mean? I dont get it
@@nghialelouis6026 That only few of them went to college
Probably the college years are all for Cate Blanchett 😅
@@nghialelouis6026 means that total years of college for all makes 6 years 🤪😂
No high education for most of them
She then said
Kids stay in school hahaha because when they know that its like
Well who needs to ho to college 😬
Most actors don’t have an education like most of us
she is the female version of Chandler bing 😂!
taylorswift 13 ms.chanandler bong!!!
True ... But with more confidence n less sass...
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No
Bless you
I'm still surprised that she didn't joke about Leo
She mentioned him though. Like making fun of him in a good way
I love how will smith laughs at everyone else expense but can't take a joke himself 😂
FACTSSS
He can take a joke, but can't take an attack on his wife
@@SouthernPrincipe no actually, everyone has acknowledged that Chris was very wrong and it was an inappropriate joke, but that wasn't the point of ur comment so I said what I said
But ok I understand what you're trying to say, and I think we agree on the situation so what are we even talking about anymore????
well it wasn't a nice joke
@@enara5498 ya but neither is violence, by hitting him he moved the conversation away from chris's inappropriate joke, to his slap....kinda defeats the purpose
if he would've just said what he had to say there wouldn't even be this conversation. because anyway both are in the wrong ofc...
also I kinda just don't like how he was laughing at the joke himself too, and then later had to show his masculinity to his cheating ass wife so went up on stage when she told him that she didn't appreciate the joke
who is still watching in 2018?
mimi // me XD
ME!
Me
It's strange, right?
@@anthonyjason341 me tooo!
This was the last truly memorable oscar show.
Watching this again and realising who's sitting next to Jennifer Lawrence now that I've watched "The Great".
@Sebastian Muñoz Lopez Nicholas hoult..
he's merlin
they used to be together. met during x-men i believe
@Sebastian Muñoz Lopez lo
@@mandymerlin1649 yes in Xmen
Who else has watched this not once or twice but countless times.
It is not a honor to win an Oscar
It is a honor to be chosen to be made fun of by Ellen Degeneres
Well Leo won this year💕
yasssss
+Sigrun Osk yesss
+Sofiana Riana It is not a honor to win an Oscar
It is a honor to be chosen to be made fun of by Ellen Degeneres
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 true true
One of the best written and performed oscar monologues!
Just watched 3 Whoopi intros.. so...
Nate McGraw I just sharted I laughed so hard, maybe he can wipe me up with some Chetan Sharma
It's funny how you can hear Will Smiths laughter every time :,D
Trust me!!! You won’t believe how much times I viewed this!!! It’s hilarious and obviously we love you Ellen for your stunning and outstanding performance!! It’s more worth winning an Oscar
Pick a better role model
It's 2018 ... now.... and i am still watching this .... i 💟 u ELLEN ... 😘
I like that her comedian is so tasteful. She makes jokes but their mean or nasty. When you can laugh at a joke of yourself, thats true comedian. You don't have to be mean in order to be funny
At 5:49, you can literally hear Jennifer Lawrence's laugh above everyone else's.
One of the best - if not the best - opening monologues ever. Brilliant.
Hello Isabel
how are you doing today?
Will Smith has a rich person laugh😂😂😂 that's why you can hear it, it's so elegant.
Netflix & Music hahaha this reminds me of the Jim Carey joke 😂
@@sandcastles3490 what joke? Please tell me
Mira Kabo ua-cam.com/video/EffPnse4WQs/v-deo.html here’s the joke 😂
All the actors are rich lol
@@sandcastles3490 thank you :)
I've watched this about 30 times but I still laugh every time hahahahahaha
Can u tell me whose the actor at 0:56
Chelsea me too and I’m watching it right now hahahaha
Hahahahaha
What is wrong with you, PewdiePie? You don't have to spew hate. You can just keep it to yourself.
Chelsea no one cares
I love that she's stumbling over her words. You can make little mistakes and still be great
PBS newshour
Literally the iconic monologue ever done in the Oscar's history!
i edited my comment, the replies doesnt make any sense now
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Oh yesss🤣
You're a hero
I see him
3:50
@@shaneclyde8694 Yea but mine is better cuz hes laughing and its funny
6:04 EMMA WATSONNNNNN
She was the best host I've ever seen for the Oscars.
Just reliving a time when the Oscars were still wholesome and people were not slapping each other on stage. Sad that they are almost irrelevant now.
who's watching in 2019??!!
I am. Hilarious indeed! Ellen is amazing
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Me
I sure am!
I am 1/10/2019