My first cigarette. Ever.

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  • @zachliem1979
    @zachliem1979 7 років тому +75115

    "fucking cancer sticks" lmfaoo good man

    • @TatalerKing
      @TatalerKing 7 років тому +149

      Mickey Cox what ?

    • @XXX-ev6bs
      @XXX-ev6bs 7 років тому +17

      Zach Liem c

    • @esadzecfriend6382
      @esadzecfriend6382 7 років тому +72

      Mickey Cox watch Chris notap what 30 packs of cigarettes do to you

    • @coreymuir7319
      @coreymuir7319 7 років тому +156

      Where i am in scotland, sometimes they get called "Coffin Nails" each one is just another nail in your coffin

    • @dezhounsell2182
      @dezhounsell2182 7 років тому +3

      Zach Liem agreed

  • @Hybred
    @Hybred 6 років тому +39609

    Cigarettes aren't even addicting, I've been smoking 7 cigarettes a day for 13 years and I'm still not addicted

  • @forrift7845
    @forrift7845 6 років тому +39516

    Next video: first second cigarette.

  • @lkctom2546
    @lkctom2546 4 роки тому +6973

    "let's see what all these people are dying over" lmao

  • @matthewkaltenhauser3547
    @matthewkaltenhauser3547 5 років тому +4605

    Most people: find a quiet and inconspicuous spot to smoke weed
    This guy: finds a quiet and inconspicuous spot to smoke a cigarette.

  • @nathanhumphreys6662
    @nathanhumphreys6662 4 роки тому +17201

    As a fairly addicted smoker, the first thirty seconds of this video is like watching someone casually jump off a cliff

    • @MyDude57
      @MyDude57 4 роки тому +963

      Quit right now before it is too late. Please

    • @redbulljunkie916
      @redbulljunkie916 4 роки тому +669

      @@MyDude57 its not that easy u fucking virgin

    • @fvkeros
      @fvkeros 4 роки тому +1341

      @@redbulljunkie916 he never said it was easy u fucking failed abortion

    • @lordcheese489
      @lordcheese489 4 роки тому +643

      @@fvkeros gawd damn 👴🏿👓👌🏿

    • @ksa-xo8js
      @ksa-xo8js 3 роки тому +179

      @@lordcheese489 smoking makes u cool

  • @BoratVoiceMyWife
    @BoratVoiceMyWife 3 роки тому +6446

    “I hate cigarettes they smell nasty.”
    *smokes in car*

  • @l-ty7rg
    @l-ty7rg Рік тому +3679

    Him throwing that whole cig out just made some teens day

    • @Lucixn1_
      @Lucixn1_ Рік тому +309

      Him giving the pack away just made a random Hobo's day.

    • @ReeseChown
      @ReeseChown Рік тому +105

      I think that's how we all started smoking in the city. My mates and I would walk behind some dude chuffing a dart and once he dropped it, I'd be all over that thing. Like a fiend.

    • @chrisstucker1813
      @chrisstucker1813 Рік тому +45

      @@ReeseChownwtf

    • @1fiddysquiddy386
      @1fiddysquiddy386 Рік тому +76

      @@ReeseChownu indirectly kissed many men

    • @DaltonCrabtree-m7i
      @DaltonCrabtree-m7i Рік тому

      @@ReeseChownour weird asf bro go to ur parents ash tray dumb ass

  • @patricia1058
    @patricia1058 4 роки тому +6453

    5 years later
    "My first cocaine snort"

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 4 роки тому +91

      I am dying that is funny

    • @anti-loganpaul7827
      @anti-loganpaul7827 4 роки тому +31

      @@wyattwalkenhorst6075 *Get some help*

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 4 роки тому +38

      @@anti-loganpaul7827 ok man I will

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 4 роки тому +10

      @@antsan04 I'm getting help right no I'm off cocaine but still doing meth

    • @wyattwalkenhorst6075
      @wyattwalkenhorst6075 4 роки тому +11

      @@antsan04 I disagree I got tired of weed because my ass hole hurt it take raw talent smoking it out fo your asshole because you know that what the gangsters said that how you smoke it

  • @Scrimm_
    @Scrimm_ 6 років тому +5186

    Next video: "My first heroine injection. Ever."

  • @fardinjalal5549
    @fardinjalal5549 3 роки тому +9376

    When you move away from your parents
    House and you randomly start trying everything

    • @Leo-tf3rw
      @Leo-tf3rw 3 роки тому +55

      @@noahnoah5268 don't smoke kid

    • @hey-fq3qc
      @hey-fq3qc 3 роки тому +122

      @@noahnoah5268 it didn’t taste like anything to me. It just burned the back of my throat and felt like I was holding in a cough. Did I do it wrong ?? Anyway I am so glad I didn’t like it ( didn’t hate it either). I can’t afford to like something like this, I can’t do that to myself or parents. I told them immediately after because if the guiltiness. If you haven’t already noticed I’m a 16 year old goody two shoes that is mentally ill and already caused their parents to question their existence and regret ever being born and giving birth. Still feel guilty. Therapy did help lessen it tho.

    • @wholesomekeanureeves9466
      @wholesomekeanureeves9466 3 роки тому +41

      @@Leo-tf3rw hmm reading this while smoking

    • @wholesomekeanureeves9466
      @wholesomekeanureeves9466 3 роки тому +139

      @@hey-fq3qc laughs in drug addict reading someone guilty over smoking a single cigarette

    • @Ownlight11111
      @Ownlight11111 3 роки тому +3

      Joji!!!!!!

  • @sander3649
    @sander3649 6 років тому +1403

    When your mom is convinced that you smoke so you have to pretend that you’ve never smoked before so you upload this video

    • @ghostly1360
      @ghostly1360  6 років тому +125

      shhhhhhhh

    • @ulisesr614
      @ulisesr614 6 років тому +66

      @@ghostly1360 Next week:
      First time having sex. EVER

    • @jackgreen7459
      @jackgreen7459 6 років тому +2

      And after that gang bang

    • @InspireCliped
      @InspireCliped 6 років тому +1

      I’m exactly 1.1k like

  • @little_ears
    @little_ears 3 роки тому +6553

    "I'm a firm believer in don't bash it 'till you tried." Next up: "My first fentanyl laced heroin. Ever."

    • @lkarle265
      @lkarle265 3 роки тому +219

      “My first black tar heroin. Ever.”

    • @cameron2900x
      @cameron2900x 3 роки тому +139

      Next up: “ my first experience with krokodil”

    • @imanonymous335
      @imanonymous335 2 роки тому +100

      “My first time shooting up”

    • @newchxppa6419
      @newchxppa6419 2 роки тому +13

      that shit deadly

    • @little_ears
      @little_ears 2 роки тому +1

      @@newchxppa6419 Don't bash it 'till you tried, i suppose you haven't died from it yet!

  • @shaynalynn228
    @shaynalynn228 6 років тому +668

    “Let’s see what all these people are dying over”

  • @Brett_trejo11
    @Brett_trejo11 4 місяці тому +97

    I started smoking weed years ago as a teenage, switched to cigarettes. Spent my whole life fighting Cigarettes addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @Harris_jones
      @Harris_jones 4 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

    • @ErnestoHorner88
      @ErnestoHorner88 4 місяці тому

      Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them

    • @DonnDenisse
      @DonnDenisse 4 місяці тому +1

      YES very sure of Mr.medmushies. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, BPD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

    • @joethomas-x6q
      @joethomas-x6q 4 місяці тому

      How do I find him? Is he on telegram

    • @Marylongor
      @Marylongor 4 місяці тому

      Yes he's Mr.medmushies. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

  • @Axooo
    @Axooo 3 роки тому +6042

    imagine him being an absolut chainsmoker who‘s really into roleplay

    • @alenasslass
      @alenasslass 3 роки тому +99

      LMFAOOOOOO PLSSSS

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 3 роки тому +72

      Thanks, no i cant gwt this out of my head💀

    • @zoinkaaaaa
      @zoinkaaaaa 3 роки тому +27

      why was this so fucking funny😭😭😭

    • @ljmerchant
      @ljmerchant 3 роки тому +26

      at 4:43 he seems susssss

    • @pizzola3685
      @pizzola3685 3 роки тому +12

      You can tell his not by that way he was smoking, he dont inhale it.

  • @alokupadhyay1470
    @alokupadhyay1470 6 років тому +1941

    Next video: How to make smoke rings.

    • @ErenJaeger13
      @ErenJaeger13 5 років тому +10

      Billy Hargrove You shouldn’t be talking, Billy.

    • @Leileilovesyou
      @Leileilovesyou 5 років тому +6

      Eren, Billy, and Veronica. . . . Such different fandoms all on the same video

    • @marchmcmxcvii3608
      @marchmcmxcvii3608 5 років тому

      Hahah, sitting here doing dragons and ghist inhales watching this xD

    • @franbengal
      @franbengal 2 роки тому

      omg 😂

  • @Luke_Fesperman
    @Luke_Fesperman 4 роки тому +5497

    “I don’t see how people can afford these”
    They can’t

    • @leoon3210
      @leoon3210 4 роки тому +38

      What do you mea...........oh

    • @Hawkent
      @Hawkent 4 роки тому +113

      he bought one of the most expensive brands, that's why

    • @brucewayne7989
      @brucewayne7989 3 роки тому +17

      @6six6PathsOfPain No he means the toll cigarettes take on your health

    • @Mo-gw5bq
      @Mo-gw5bq 3 роки тому

      @Casual Chief Keef Fan jesus 4$!?!

    • @SimpoThaPlug
      @SimpoThaPlug 3 роки тому +3

      he bought expensive brands in da us and shit its like $5 for sum average smokes i smoke newports like 6.50 a pack💯

  • @shahaelshowk7533
    @shahaelshowk7533 Рік тому +110

    the fact that you can see the behind the scenes and his inner workings and hesitations in the reflection of his neon orange glasses makes this a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @dumbwithmilan
    @dumbwithmilan 4 роки тому +3330

    20 years later
    Title: my first chemotherapy

  • @pacienciaa
    @pacienciaa 6 років тому +5043

    He has held this cigarette like when we hold a joint. So, the conclusion is, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, but smokes weed.

    • @Kcaj9
      @Kcaj9 6 років тому +439

      right he smokes weed and doesnt inhale

    • @pacienciaa
      @pacienciaa 6 років тому +22

      @@Kcaj9 hauahaua that's it

    • @Kcaj9
      @Kcaj9 6 років тому +8

      @@pacienciaa 😂

    • @jxded7265
      @jxded7265 6 років тому +175

      He doesn't know how to inhale properly so I doubt that. I used to hold cigs like that and I never smoked weed. Not everyone holds them in between two fingers lol

    • @pacienciaa
      @pacienciaa 6 років тому +12

      @@jxded7265 hauahsus, yeah, i agree with you. but normally, everybody held a joint like that guy hahaha. mainly in Brazil

  • @noahfields6509
    @noahfields6509 3 роки тому +3052

    "Don't bash it till you try it"
    *Does cocaine*

  • @asdcaa3
    @asdcaa3 Рік тому +61

    "I'm a firm believer of don't bash it till you try it so.. today we are testing crack cocaine"

  • @boris4042
    @boris4042 4 роки тому +13249

    The fact you held it like a joint was the highlight of my day

    • @DeliriantPsychosis1442
      @DeliriantPsychosis1442 4 роки тому +1486

      Lol it’s his first cigarette but not his first smoke

    • @boris4042
      @boris4042 4 роки тому +55

      MattYourFriend fr

    • @this_is_ironic5659
      @this_is_ironic5659 4 роки тому +214

      he held it like we hold them in europe, just usually we hold the rest of our fingers over the cherry of the smoke.

    • @bigpapa3000
      @bigpapa3000 4 роки тому +216

      and he tried to inhale it like a joint too😭

    • @jker4592
      @jker4592 4 роки тому +69

      @@this_is_ironic5659 I don't know where you're from but we don't hold them like that

  • @sirafsoest6235
    @sirafsoest6235 3 роки тому +6550

    "My first cigarette" The way he is holding the cigarette tells me that he smoked something different before xD

    • @iamentity5048
      @iamentity5048 3 роки тому +249

      That’s what I was thinking😭

    • @leroynoldus7386
      @leroynoldus7386 3 роки тому +167

      he smoked a sigar before, but i dont know if u hold it like that

    • @lilsquidd1815
      @lilsquidd1815 3 роки тому +28

      I was thinking that jadshadshs

    • @brycezman1516
      @brycezman1516 3 роки тому +2

      Cigar

    • @zakarysouza465
      @zakarysouza465 3 роки тому +4

      i saw that in the thumbnail lol 😂

  • @Express.Yourself
    @Express.Yourself 4 роки тому +4975

    This is the type of guy that smoked weed before trying tobacco, he's even holding it like a joint lol

    • @nerdohheck9442
      @nerdohheck9442 4 роки тому +334

      what is it not common to try weed before tobacco?

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost 4 роки тому +54

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 your body is still growing man so it will be like that for a little until your older eventually you’ll get nic high or sum

    • @Trippy_Ghost
      @Trippy_Ghost 4 роки тому +18

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 damn right buddy chew or snuff way better nicotine buzz than stupid cigs man trust me you want nicotine get snuff of chew

    • @In7erestingStories
      @In7erestingStories 4 роки тому +40

      You can vape too but I just stick with weed

    • @rondawg2214
      @rondawg2214 4 роки тому +16

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 Lol doing bongs at 12

  • @YTPFLIMS
    @YTPFLIMS 2 роки тому +1046

    This is literally the video that helped me quit smoking while I was high, I was smoking so many cigs a day every day for several months now, and I've been on and off for about 5 years. but I've quit the past few days and trying to see how long I can go. I can thank this video bcuz it made me think of when I smoked my first cigs as a teen and felt so sick and like I never wanted to smoke again. I have to go back to that.

    • @jannesquivel
      @jannesquivel 2 роки тому +20

      Best of luck, don't try them again because its so easy to get back into rhythm, you got it 🙏🏽💪🏽

    • @sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766
      @sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 2 роки тому +6

      How’s it going?

    • @YTPFLIMS
      @YTPFLIMS 2 роки тому +8

      @@sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 well I stopped for awhile, then started again but I've stopped again for about 2 weeks cuz I had a really bad coughing attack and had a sore throat for a few days, then I was like okay now I REALLY gotta stop.

    • @YTPFLIMS
      @YTPFLIMS 2 роки тому +3

      @@sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 I actually may have had covid a couple weeks ago, but I didn't test and either way I feel fine now.

    • @oli7152
      @oli7152 2 роки тому +7

      @@YTPFLIMS keep it up bro

  • @vladimirvladimirovichputin1352
    @vladimirvladimirovichputin1352 4 роки тому +3926

    6 years later: Getting my first lung transplant. Wish me luck!

  • @ineffable691
    @ineffable691 5 років тому +3947

    *Doesn’t inhale
    “My lungs are dying”

  • @elliottbestt3238
    @elliottbestt3238 3 роки тому +983

    I just spent 7 minutes watching some dude smoke a cigarette in his car

  • @mangoslaps2317
    @mangoslaps2317 6 років тому +679

    “Let’s see what people are dying over” good motto to live by.

  • @Monarch0114
    @Monarch0114 4 роки тому +1654

    He’s already coughing before he even lit the cig
    Thx for over 1k likes guys

    • @nigelkelly2286
      @nigelkelly2286 4 роки тому +18

      Deadass🤣

    • @loki2476
      @loki2476 4 роки тому +5

      No cap 😂

    • @basharmheisen4330
      @basharmheisen4330 4 роки тому +12

      Pluss an ambulance came by

    • @adamwayne101
      @adamwayne101 4 роки тому +3

      My cousin had severe asthma which sucks but at least you know your body cant afford smoking so gg you win this round cuz

    • @Monarch0114
      @Monarch0114 4 роки тому +2

      @@adamwayne101 hope ur cousin gets better.

  • @octaneaddiction1405
    @octaneaddiction1405 4 роки тому +8951

    I just love the fact that he left the gas station to find a quieter spot like he was gonna light a joint 😂

    • @cati896
      @cati896 4 роки тому +430

      He even held it like a joint lmao

    • @wojkoks7329
      @wojkoks7329 3 роки тому +451

      I think he left the gas station area because it's illegal to smoke near it

    • @blackhazenxt
      @blackhazenxt 3 роки тому +131

      I needa joint rn

    • @blueblade1423
      @blueblade1423 3 роки тому +59

      @@blackhazenxt felt that

    • @papiill3753
      @papiill3753 3 роки тому +161

      You literally can’t smoke at a gas station 💀

  • @KT-xf8yl
    @KT-xf8yl Рік тому +88

    I remember I bought my first pack of cigarettes when I was 29. I had never smoked before. I was just curious honestly. I remember feeling like I was doing something bad, and I felt dirty walking out of the gas station. I smoked it and the initial reaction was just like his. I thought it was nasty. I smoked the whole pack just to be able to get past the nasty part and get to understand what people craved. I finally experienced it by my second pack, and after a few more packs, I was hooked. I was addicted for two years, smoking a pack every 2-3 days. I tried quitting like 3 times. I went broke trying to afford them. I collect like 20 lighters because I kept forgetting to carry one on me when I bought a pack. The sensation is like sitting down and relaxing after accomplishing something really hard and important. Except then comes the guilt of not having accomplished anything. I finally was able to quit after two years, by switching to nicotine pouches, then weaning myself off of them. My suggestion after experiencing it is to not try them. I already did it for you so you don’t have to. If you are currently struggling to quit, I don’t judge you for back sliding. But try to because they really are awful for your health. Try doing what I did, by using nicotine pouches and weaning yourself off.

    • @afonsoamaro3948
      @afonsoamaro3948 Рік тому +5

      it was a really bad idea to even try, but good thing you managed to quit, im happy that you managed to quit because i have a friend that he tried smoking and when he noticed he was addicted, same way like you, he has not managed to quit smoking yet, i hope he manages to quit too

    • @user-ez8gv
      @user-ez8gv Рік тому +3

      I never got how people even start smoking because if the first one is bad, why pick up another one? Who in their right mind would be like "man this tastes bad and makes me cough but I'll finish this pack".

    • @darealmrog
      @darealmrog Рік тому

      @@user-ez8gvYour head spins and you get tingles for like the 1st week but after it just stops, but if you don't smoke for like 1 day and pick up another smoke you are extremely relaxed, tbh financially its best to smoke weed cause if you go to work you'll only smoke it on weekends and all you need is 0.2 grams which costs 2 euro, obviously don't start smoking weed because of a dumbass comment but if you already smoke weed and cigs it's best to stop the cigs and get yourself a nice big 1 gram pure joint of some good gelato on Saturday

    • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
      @GODOFHELLFIRE3 Рік тому +3

      I'm 28. Smoked five a day for four years and quit exactly one month ago. People make the mistake I made thinking 'yeah well, the Marlboro men were chainsmoking all day on-set and still lived to sixty, and I don't even wanna live that long anyway so who cares'. You will care when you get out of breath climbing the stairs, you will care when you have a phlegmy cough and a dry mouth, and you will DEFINITELY care when you see how much money you're pissing down the drain to give yourself lung cancer. There are real consequences to smoking that can be really annoying in the here and now, and it is absolutely not fucking worth it.

    • @boogaloo_weed
      @boogaloo_weed 11 місяців тому

      I dunno man, I'll smoke on certain occasions when I'm out with friends, been doing that for like 2 years now. Never had a problem with addiction or anything, I would never recommend it but it's nice if you know how to moderate yourself

  • @judahweesner2651
    @judahweesner2651 3 роки тому +2803

    Bruh he started coughing just opening the pack

    • @mfknreyes966
      @mfknreyes966 3 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @frogwithsocks5408
      @frogwithsocks5408 3 роки тому +44

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i was really expecting him to say * I haven't opened it yet and im already dying *

    • @thirdcoasthustle
      @thirdcoasthustle 3 роки тому +11

      I liked this comment but realized it was the 421 like. Hope you understand.

    • @nyox2978
      @nyox2978 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he actually had to cough

    • @wrnowown
      @wrnowown 3 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @-somi-
    @-somi- 6 років тому +737

    UA-cam's recommendation algorithm is something else entirely.

    • @backyardbassin7213
      @backyardbassin7213 6 років тому +2

      шоӍи ikr

    • @jordanm.8729
      @jordanm.8729 6 років тому +3

      шоӍи dude right im getting videos from like 2008 bro shit

    • @aaa-ff3ez
      @aaa-ff3ez 6 років тому

      If you click on the video it must be working tho

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 4 роки тому +1424

    "I'm a firm believer in don't bash it until you try it"
    *Starts smoking two packs a day*

    • @alejandromorales1378
      @alejandromorales1378 4 роки тому +45

      starts shooting heroin

    • @yowtaf7753
      @yowtaf7753 4 роки тому +6

      Im not gonna like this comment bc its on 420

    • @MikeJohnMentzer
      @MikeJohnMentzer 3 роки тому +3

      *Superglues 10 cigars and smokes them*

    • @bxck
      @bxck 2 роки тому +1

      *starts hitting the bong 216 times per hour

    • @getgle
      @getgle 2 роки тому

      @@yowtaf7753 respect

  • @theofficialgreenkane
    @theofficialgreenkane 10 місяців тому +3

    “I don’t understand it dude.”
    Well, let me explain. In the 1950’s, all the biggest movie stars in Hollywood smoked. John Wayne. Marlon Brando. James Dean. It was viewed as classy. Sophisticated. Men in tuxedo’s drinking liquor & smoking while flirting with pretty women. Very James Bond. In the 60’s, Vietnam vets smoked overseas to calm their nerves. They all returned home with a habit. After a hard days work, they would pour themselves a drink, light a cigarette, and read the newspaper. Thats what men did to relax. Then in the 70’s & 80’s, Rockstars smoked while partying. It was considered cool. Rebellious. Only recently (2000’s) has cigs lost its swagger due to all the cancer deaths. Some still smoke for the built in cool factor of the past, others do it for stress, but it’s not as popular anymore.

  • @iambored6365
    @iambored6365 6 років тому +1750

    He’s looking around paranoid like if he was smoking weed lol

  • @davidweber9755
    @davidweber9755 3 роки тому +1029

    At least he’s wearing a seatbelt

  • @kuzonai8436
    @kuzonai8436 Рік тому +47

    you can tell by all his mannerisms this guy has been a veteran smoker for years 😂

    • @FTYdroid
      @FTYdroid Рік тому +4

      He does not breathe it in

    • @DilledMilk
      @DilledMilk 11 місяців тому +1

      Weed lmao

  • @2andygorams532
    @2andygorams532 6 років тому +1955

    Ladies and gentlemen it’s time to play another game of why is this in my recommended!

    • @vinniec9040
      @vinniec9040 6 років тому +3

      Potato Lmao same

    • @xsil3nc3xx35
      @xsil3nc3xx35 6 років тому +2

      Potato Lmao exposed

    • @2LM6
      @2LM6 6 років тому +3

      Potato Lmao im 13 and this is in my reccommended like why

    • @imb4tm4nzz68
      @imb4tm4nzz68 6 років тому +1

      You are obviously searching cigarette porn

    • @charger-6482
      @charger-6482 6 років тому +1

      I know right

  • @unREALGAM3R
    @unREALGAM3R 6 років тому +285

    My manz started coughing even before smoking a cigarrete. Dedication.

  • @warbarry7953
    @warbarry7953 6 років тому +1734

    "10 dollars! I could eat at McDonald's TWICE for that much dude." The most American thing any American ever Americaned.

    • @dogerebuildsrblx6296
      @dogerebuildsrblx6296 6 років тому +24

      Warbarry
      Im starting to think you're not from *AMERICA FUCK YEAAH*

    • @405dalton
      @405dalton 6 років тому +5

      DogeRebuilds RBLX yeeyee

    • @spoon4542
      @spoon4542 6 років тому +2

      DogeRebuilds RBLX if u hate mcds u ain’t american

    • @silvio2042
      @silvio2042 6 років тому

      How long have you smoked for

    • @silvio2042
      @silvio2042 6 років тому

      I live in dritwich mate

  • @Tyonline777
    @Tyonline777 Рік тому +82

    I don’t know why I found this video so hilarious. I kept expecting something to explode. The end was great. “I’ll probably just give them to some homeless guy” lmao😂

  • @getheroutofthetruck
    @getheroutofthetruck 6 років тому +4965

    'I could eat at McDonalds twice for that, dude.'
    MURCIA

    • @TheAwesomeOnexD1
      @TheAwesomeOnexD1 6 років тому +27

      internet champ Ikr McDonalds must be cheap as f over there

    • @DavidFarquharsonPhotography
      @DavidFarquharsonPhotography 6 років тому +13

      internet champ *DAMN GOOD MAN, YUP MURICAN* 🇺🇸😂

    • @ConvexSpys
      @ConvexSpys 6 років тому +5

      That's like 5 mc chickens with bacon where I live those are the best.

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 6 років тому +8

      McDonald's IS cheap here in the US, I can get a full meal for less than $5 at McDonald's

    • @Reece6
      @Reece6 6 років тому

      ganjaman 407 nice

  • @pizzaboiloco
    @pizzaboiloco 6 років тому +474

    2:58 You opened cigarettes, police is on the way

  • @assholian3225
    @assholian3225 5 років тому +1420

    I was sitting in church and a woman next to me lit a cigarette like it was nothing, I dropped my beer in shock.
    "Holy fuck 1k likes? Thats pretty crazy for a shitty joke"

    • @andrewfreese5344
      @andrewfreese5344 5 років тому +22

      assholian322 why doesn’t this have more like lmao

    • @costelvogel840
      @costelvogel840 5 років тому +19

      Ha i would've dropped my vape !

    • @crow6653
      @crow6653 5 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @ammarimarwane928
      @ammarimarwane928 5 років тому +19

      I would have dropped my joint

    • @assholian3225
      @assholian3225 5 років тому +15

      @@ammarimarwane928 Yesterday a guy behind me did that, I was so suprised I knocked over my line on the bible.

  • @radanju3
    @radanju3 11 місяців тому +2

    3:38 "I can eat McDonald's twice for that much"
    2024 inflation: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @killshot13000
    @killshot13000 5 років тому +312

    Him- "(probably)not doing that again"
    Cigarette- "we gotem Bois"

  • @2Swifty
    @2Swifty 6 років тому +7380

    "What all these people are dying over" Lmao you're right about that one

  • @bagelmemes
    @bagelmemes 5 років тому +4445

    "A pack of cigarettes and a lighter costs $10, I could eat at McDonald's twice for that money" pretty much the same thing lmao

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 4 роки тому +293

      Same health effects lmfao

    • @13ThDisturbance
      @13ThDisturbance 4 роки тому +26

      We’re I live mc Donald’s 1 is like 15 dollars

    • @flp_xeno9220
      @flp_xeno9220 4 роки тому +25

      In Australia a 50gram pouch of champion ruby is about $105 its fucking expensive

    • @turbobarra326
      @turbobarra326 4 роки тому +12

      FLP_xeno yea bra darts are fuckin expensive here

    • @skiptheshitijustwannaplaym2977
      @skiptheshitijustwannaplaym2977 4 роки тому +11

      Or a g of bud 😂

  • @faktimusic
    @faktimusic Рік тому +6

    Next video: My first Xanax & Oxy with 5 beers on top, ever!

  • @void_7828
    @void_7828 4 роки тому +553

    "addictive free tobacco" think it said additive mate.

    • @Brewzed08
      @Brewzed08 4 роки тому +30

      Was looking for this lol. It’s 100% additive. He could get a lawsuit for even suggesting that American Spirits are addictive free.

    • @dtc603
      @dtc603 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @cambell9
      @cambell9 4 роки тому +1

      Dudes an idiot

    • @cambell9
      @cambell9 4 роки тому +1

      @Sandier Ramirez additives are what keep a cigarette burning on its own. Quit giving people false information. Nicotine is addictive period.

    • @tarrenituptv4121
      @tarrenituptv4121 4 роки тому

      @Chandler T idk lets try it

  • @samcleary5719
    @samcleary5719 5 років тому +6036

    how can you make it past 16 without trying a cigarette!? Maybe I was just a terrible child 😂

    • @joeyabbs6881
      @joeyabbs6881 5 років тому +238

      Stewie Griffin you are stewie lol

    • @khabato6274
      @khabato6274 5 років тому +487

      17 and still no cigs

    • @horrorfreak1455
      @horrorfreak1455 5 років тому +173

      Same I was 9

    • @user-nw9vi4fz1m
      @user-nw9vi4fz1m 5 років тому +227

      I’m 14 and I’m starting

    • @dadad5382
      @dadad5382 5 років тому +115

      @@khabato6274 what a fucking loser lol you the type to not know how to have fun at a party

  • @Rich30fr
    @Rich30fr 4 роки тому +2711

    40 years later: my first funeral

  • @Cramped_is_sus
    @Cramped_is_sus Рік тому +7

    "is that how the cool people do it?" had me dying

  • @noe970
    @noe970 5 років тому +1612

    How to know when he really hasn’t smoked *holds it like a joint*

    • @noe970
      @noe970 5 років тому +52

      Don’t ask me how I know that

    • @JLVCII
      @JLVCII 5 років тому +72

      @@noe970 you're not funny

    • @noe970
      @noe970 5 років тому +165

      I think I’m hilarious

    • @olav9931
      @olav9931 5 років тому +10

      Popy Vlogs 😂

    • @noe970
      @noe970 5 років тому +13

      Yessss

  • @ahzipierce3050
    @ahzipierce3050 4 роки тому +1627

    Starts with the strongest cigarettes on the planet.

    • @piiinkDeluxe
      @piiinkDeluxe 4 роки тому +54

      Not the yellow ones

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN 4 роки тому +58

      @Huvitav American spirit cigarettes are just tobacco and water no chemicals so they are pretty strong maybe not as as unfiltered but you can always cut your filter or remove it .

    • @champproductions6927
      @champproductions6927 4 роки тому +34

      @@xBE4STCLAN the papers are bleached and the filters are made of plastic. Cigarette butts are the biggest pollutant on the planet

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN 4 роки тому +62

      @@champproductions6927 who tf asked

    • @Dawggo
      @Dawggo 4 роки тому +3

      I was going to say I smoked rollies using American spirit that crap was harsh compaired to my regular tobacco... I started on marlboros and basics... I loved them but eh to each it's own, i just got to say i don't like american spirit.

  • @onelciaa
    @onelciaa 4 роки тому +887

    first time smoking cigarettes: *yuck*
    him: continues to smoke

    • @PlayedByRell
      @PlayedByRell 4 роки тому +4

      i’m subscribing because of your pfp!

    • @sandeep_bhamoo2195
      @sandeep_bhamoo2195 4 роки тому +3

      He told he has smoked cigars before

    • @NovaHendrixx
      @NovaHendrixx 4 роки тому +20

      true lmao the first cigarette is always shit. actually they’re always shit you just get used to them

    • @JoseRamirez-et5di
      @JoseRamirez-et5di 4 роки тому +3

      Yep he kept going for the people😂 For the greater good

    • @king-qi2ks
      @king-qi2ks 4 роки тому +5

      @@NovaHendrixx if it’s shit why do ppl smoke them? 😭 i don’t get it, there’s no pleasure and it taste like shit

  • @deletedaccount1990
    @deletedaccount1990 Місяць тому +1

    The thing is, in order to become a daily smoker, you've gotta force yourself to smoke. I started like that too. I was disgusted. I even felt nauseous. But I continued. Like an idiot. It took me less than ten days. By that time, I was addicted. It's really that fast and simple. And try to imagine how hard it was to quit afterwards. I suggest you don't bother continuing. Trust me, you're better off.

  • @daniel_cfh2783
    @daniel_cfh2783 6 років тому +3896

    Do cocaine next pls

    • @EllisrileyDJ
      @EllisrileyDJ 6 років тому +3

      General Daniel 😂

    • @progamertom7878
      @progamertom7878 6 років тому +8

      dont fucking joke about that two of my friends just died from that

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 6 років тому +16

      @@progamertom7878 Do Cocaine.

    • @progamertom7878
      @progamertom7878 6 років тому +4

      @@prumset6059 yeh where do you live im from blackpool FY2 9BU ok come and visit me or shut the fuck up

    • @millian1065
      @millian1065 6 років тому +11

      Wtf?😂😂 you're asking that like it's a normal thing

  • @maklo_9023
    @maklo_9023 4 роки тому +110

    Yo this man acts like he's gonna get like 10 years of jail time from this

  • @cheyennemontano1018
    @cheyennemontano1018 7 років тому +1522

    legend has it; he smokes two packs of cancer sticks a day now

    • @mystique3330
      @mystique3330 7 років тому +5

      Cheyenne Montano underrated comment

    • @RileyBanksWho
      @RileyBanksWho 7 років тому

      Cheyenne Montano legend has what?

    • @vanee1963
      @vanee1963 7 років тому

      Cheyenne Montano lol

    • @iphone202020220
      @iphone202020220 7 років тому +7

      my friends (brothers) both smoke 40 cigarettes each per day, 2 packs. When they run for a minute they are out of breath and their lungs sound brittle as fuck along with them coughing. I have been smoking marijuana for a decade now and i have none of these problems. Choose the healthy way smoke instead, Fuck cigarettes.

    • @zayedbinazad4822
      @zayedbinazad4822 7 років тому

      Was thinking the same thing...

  • @RETIREDAMATUER
    @RETIREDAMATUER Рік тому +2

    I’m not proud to admit but I legitimately started smoking at 8 years old, than full addiction set in around 12 years old but thankfully I was able to quit smoking completely. Meth is fucking awesome

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 3 роки тому +462

    “I dunno, I guess it’s just something you get addicted too”
    *takes another hit*

  • @huntershull1216
    @huntershull1216 6 років тому +662

    Legend has it he smoked the whole pack after the video

    • @mastermindsgrp3675
      @mastermindsgrp3675 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @yorm1692
      @yorm1692 6 років тому +1

      In 10 years

    • @chef9524
      @chef9524 6 років тому

      Hunter Shull Gotta get the moneys worth

    • @bro8105
      @bro8105 6 років тому

      @@chef9524 no man Cheyenne's are the best to me any pack has that satisfying part when you pull the foil off is amazing no matter what brand

    • @lucasanson9414
      @lucasanson9414 6 років тому

      😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

  • @Clogcreations2000
    @Clogcreations2000 5 років тому +291

    He said “addictive free tobacco” it’s actually additive free tobacco

  • @suomigetikset
    @suomigetikset 2 місяці тому +1

    this is the perfect video to watch while high at 3am

  • @ZTheLastViking
    @ZTheLastViking 7 років тому +789

    I just looked in his glasses and watched the video in first person mode

  • @krgh6811
    @krgh6811 6 років тому +242

    He smokes 5 packs a day now.

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 5 років тому +1

      trike riders
      o

  • @yhama009
    @yhama009 6 років тому +245

    Is it weird that i actually began to smell this video

    • @BigPoppaPump69
      @BigPoppaPump69 6 років тому +12

      yes, please seek medical attention

    • @Chxsne
      @Chxsne 6 років тому +2

      Brain tumors can often come with phantom smells eg smelling burnt toast ect

    • @yhama009
      @yhama009 6 років тому +1

      @@Chxsne welp guess i'll just die

    • @fredfran4924
      @fredfran4924 6 років тому

      lmao i could smell the cig too like i was in the car

    • @fli2965
      @fli2965 6 років тому

      Hahaha same x)

  • @Rats6
    @Rats6 Рік тому +4

    “Maybe this one will be better” made me cackle cause now i cant stop imagining that phrase every time someone smokes. Like they’ve just been smoking for 15 years just incase the next hit will be better

  • @BreadCrispy
    @BreadCrispy 6 років тому +449

    Plot twist: there was a camera man sitting on his lap the whole time

    • @smileybits7833
      @smileybits7833 6 років тому +4

      If you can see in his glasses there is no man on his lap. Sorry you tried tho

    • @Snowsboarding
      @Snowsboarding 6 років тому +11

      @@smileybits7833 woooosh

    • @babycaedence226
      @babycaedence226 6 років тому +7

      @@smileybits7833 r/wooooshhhh

    • @Lil_Dio_014
      @Lil_Dio_014 6 років тому +4

      @@smileybits7833 WOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHH

    • @SeiIorii
      @SeiIorii 6 років тому

      Smiley Bits r/woooosh

  • @ryanveloz8174
    @ryanveloz8174 4 роки тому +2193

    Its funny to me that he is trippin about it being 10$ for 20 cigs when I pay 10$ for enough weed for one joint lmao I wish it was 10$ for 20 joints

    • @wxlvesbane8090
      @wxlvesbane8090 4 роки тому +95

      $45 a pack in Australia haha

    • @ryanveloz8174
      @ryanveloz8174 4 роки тому +51

      Dylan Woodland 32 usd for 20?! damn yall gettin taxed lmao

    • @enesbaba6988
      @enesbaba6988 4 роки тому +6

      @@ryanveloz8174 here most expensive cigaratte is 2.3 $ most cheap one is 1.7 $

    • @enesbaba6988
      @enesbaba6988 4 роки тому +1

      İn every country how Can i find some weed Fast

    • @ryanveloz8174
      @ryanveloz8174 4 роки тому +5

      Enes Baba honestly just ask around ask people that look like they would smoke and if they dont they probably know someone what country you from?

  • @t0rven
    @t0rven 5 років тому +434

    The legend says that he is still smoking his first cigarette

  • @branthill2310
    @branthill2310 3 місяці тому +1

    alternate title to the video: My last cigarette. Ever.
    i wonder if it was..

  • @supyekta8943
    @supyekta8943 6 років тому +374

    ''Don't bash it till you try it'' - Next video tries meth..

  • @tumblrtrash
    @tumblrtrash 4 роки тому +177

    4:27 "it's a metaphor" homeboy been watching the fault in our stars

    • @korsbuters4817
      @korsbuters4817 4 роки тому

      So I wasn't the only one hahahha

    • @michiganboy9255
      @michiganboy9255 4 роки тому +1

      Love that movie, it got me to try cigarettes and now I smoke them everyday. 😄

    • @stayhomewearamask3318
      @stayhomewearamask3318 4 роки тому

      @@michiganboy9255 weird flex but ok?

  • @little_ears
    @little_ears 3 роки тому +463

    "addictive free tobacco" I'm confident you read that totally right and it's not "additive free tobacco" so don't worry these are the ones that come without addiction

    • @loganloftin7570
      @loganloftin7570 2 роки тому +14

      Next gen tobacco without the addiction

    • @galaxyanimal
      @galaxyanimal 2 роки тому +7

      It's definitely addictive free. Trust me bro, I sell them all the time. /s (It's really additive free. I do sell them often b/c I work @ a gas station.)

    • @loganloftin7570
      @loganloftin7570 2 роки тому +2

      @@galaxyanimal artard actually put /s
      Go back to twitter you highschooler

    • @galaxyanimal
      @galaxyanimal 2 роки тому +7

      @@loganloftin7570 Bro, I've never had a twitter account in my life, but thanks for the advice anyways.

  • @1ftp_Ruby
    @1ftp_Ruby Рік тому +4

    he probably sat there for 15 minutes staring at his lap wondering why hes doing it in the first place

  • @allaroundtv7592
    @allaroundtv7592 6 років тому +265

    5 year's later new video... "My first lung cancer"

    • @diogenesofsinope5358
      @diogenesofsinope5358 6 років тому +3

      Bombé Productions I've known people that have smoked for over 40 years and never had cancer. Smoking is all about luck, you could smoke for 2 Weeks and get cancer, or you could smoke for your whole life and never have cancer.

    • @yoo_its_andrew3869
      @yoo_its_andrew3869 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cris8777
      @cris8777 6 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 6 років тому +1

      smoking and getting lung cancer is mostly about genetics and luck tbh

    • @chloe0919
      @chloe0919 6 років тому

      M J my aunt passed away from lung cancer and because people smoked around her smoking is no joke it has rat poison and like rocket fuel and I'll learn more about them in 4th grade that's fine get lung cancer all you want really no one is gonna care if they don't love you but if your lucky and have friends they will warn u just like I do to my uncle so watch a video and see a experiences of ur lungs and see what happeneds

  • @Gojo_664
    @Gojo_664 6 років тому +857

    category : Education

    • @Jpolos
      @Jpolos 6 років тому +10

      It kind of is educational for him lol.

    • @joao9370
      @joao9370 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 6 років тому

      When I noticed that, a small part of my hope died, but I laughed anyway.😅

  • @s.scozzaro101ace2
    @s.scozzaro101ace2 5 років тому +685

    He’s already coughing before he starts smoking lol!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Readylife
      @Readylife 5 років тому +12

      He already had lung cancer before the video started!!! 😂😂

    • @cooldude8912
      @cooldude8912 5 років тому +2

      @@Readylife Nice one,mate! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @middlesiderecords9375
      @middlesiderecords9375 5 років тому

      @@Readylife He was already dead before he started :D

    • @nicolasghioca
      @nicolasghioca 5 років тому +4

      That’s because my nigga bought American spirit the strongest fucking cigarettes and wondered why it tasted like shit 😂🤣🤣

    • @kartikahluwalia4795
      @kartikahluwalia4795 5 років тому

      @@nicolasghioca hahahhajahahahahahahaahahabahahjahahhahahaahahahahahahahha

  • @charliem-s3399
    @charliem-s3399 2 роки тому +3

    Smokers cough at the beginning says other wise ‘smoking my first cigarette’lmao 🤣

  • @shortyy9049
    @shortyy9049 4 роки тому +638

    He sounds like he’s trying to convince himself of how bad they are

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 4 роки тому +65

      Moses That’s good tho lol, encouraging himself not to smoke. I’m a smoker, been for 2 years, and I should’ve done that lmfao

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 4 роки тому +2

      Ryzerr Smokey bear

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 4 роки тому +1

      Auden ?

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 4 роки тому +1

      Sup bro well then. Thanks for the sermon

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 4 роки тому

      Ryzerr I’m a stoner lol

  • @402MENSO
    @402MENSO 3 роки тому +411

    "That's like 10 fucking dollars... I can buy a good meal for that."

  • @sonicacommicrosefalia500
    @sonicacommicrosefalia500 6 років тому +986

    Next video:My first cancer

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 Рік тому +52

    I remember watching this when I was like 12 I think, and to this very day I still die laughing when he said that he’d give the pack to homeless guy.😂

  • @khalilharrison9404
    @khalilharrison9404 7 років тому +343

    He got a smokers cough ass soon as
    He opened the pack

    • @jukes6224
      @jukes6224 7 років тому +1

      Khalil Harrison lmao right

    • @jakobfaul9214
      @jakobfaul9214 7 років тому

      Smokers cough comes after long time of smoking lmao

    • @jukes6224
      @jukes6224 7 років тому +2

      Jakob Faul apprently it's just as long as it takes you to get jokes

  • @mrmeow1012
    @mrmeow1012 6 років тому +336

    I was smoking cigarettes in my dream and I told my parents it felt good to smoke on dream and here I am getting random videos recommended on smoking. Good job Google you have successfully invaded everyone's privacy.

  • @Planaxe
    @Planaxe 7 років тому +193

    *coughs while opening the pack*

  • @dudedude2207
    @dudedude2207 Рік тому +5

    It’s just one of those things like alcohol, I hate alcohol but I love smoking, the smoke, the smell, the aroma, taste. That’s why I fell in love with it.

  • @FRODIII
    @FRODIII 3 роки тому +167

    "Honestly this is probably a shitty idea"
    Yeah no shit..

  • @c-wei7563
    @c-wei7563 7 років тому +2426

    why is this in my recomended?

    • @stanwoods8756
      @stanwoods8756 7 років тому +16

      yeah , it also was on my recommendation, youtube want to screw us

    • @Pizza_n_Wings
      @Pizza_n_Wings 7 років тому

      Same

    • @devlyntube306
      @devlyntube306 7 років тому +2

      Same, what the fuck !?

    • @Lainen0
      @Lainen0 7 років тому +2

      Ted Kennedy same this shit makes me anxious

    • @elenamoreno4545
      @elenamoreno4545 7 років тому +1

      Same

  • @drippy6941
    @drippy6941 6 років тому +400

    Ironic cuz he looks like someone who smokes Hella cigs

  • @dre_johnson
    @dre_johnson 2 роки тому +4

    As a smoker, if you have an ounce of doubt just don't try it it's that simple, i like it, it kinda releases my stress so idk

  • @itsfreezinghere
    @itsfreezinghere 2 роки тому +1301

    dude started coughing as soon as he opened the pack, he hadn't even smoked it yet 💀 02:47

    • @Maga_Galatic_Crusader27
      @Maga_Galatic_Crusader27 2 роки тому +10

      ikr💀

    • @xXAlmdudlerXx
      @xXAlmdudlerXx 2 роки тому +170

      thats his lungs sending a warning to the brain like "yo yo yo the fuck you gonna do here?!"

    • @JamesGames3
      @JamesGames3 2 роки тому +15

      @@xXAlmdudlerXx his lungs: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUFF I CANT SEE DID HE EAT A GODAMN MATCH?!

    • @georgejarn7835
      @georgejarn7835 2 роки тому +1

      it could've just been a normal cough

    • @gigairaqq7322
      @gigairaqq7322 2 роки тому +1

      It was a warning lol

  • @izzyramos-gunn9895
    @izzyramos-gunn9895 7 років тому +1881

    *"My first cancer stick"*

    • @cUnTTlol
      @cUnTTlol 7 років тому +6

      It just has a ring to it..... CANCER STICK!!

    • @dawonmoore1
      @dawonmoore1 7 років тому +1

      Hahaha😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😁😐😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Heatuzh
      @Heatuzh 7 років тому +1

      What they said back then
      They had these phrases for something 😂

    • @tommy.8x404
      @tommy.8x404 7 років тому

      Izzy Ramos-gunn cannabis is a plant not a pile of shit like tabaco

    • @malabuegirl
      @malabuegirl 7 років тому +1

      Exactly

  • @kerosvene
    @kerosvene 3 роки тому +1597

    “like i could buy a good meal for that”
    nicotine is my meal