ASMR Cigar Smoking & Relaxation

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  • @zakariaaithimd912
    @zakariaaithimd912 4 роки тому +11827

    when this man was a kid teachers asked for his permission to go to the bathroom.

  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 3 роки тому +7809

    When this man turned 13 he gave his dad "the talk"

  • @NS-er1gd
    @NS-er1gd 2 роки тому +4040

    this guy taught me everything in 14 minutes without saying a word.

    • @tenka28
      @tenka28 Рік тому +31

      that was the best comment

    • @atc6266
      @atc6266 Рік тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml Рік тому +16

      This man is even wiser than God. He knows exactly what's going on.

    • @austin3873
      @austin3873 Рік тому +33

      @@Lubin-md4ml a little over the top but I get where you are going

    • @BadLeaderVideos
      @BadLeaderVideos Рік тому +2

      gave you good advice ?

  • @killerkram1337
    @killerkram1337 Рік тому +982

    I'm a bourbon guy myself but this video is life. Every weekend I treat myself to a nice cigar, a glass of whiskey, and some time to myself to relax after a week of hard work. No wife, no kids, no laptop, just myself and an hour of time by myself

    • @elplug0
      @elplug0 Рік тому +25

      good

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy Рік тому +45

      It'd good for mental health and a happier life to have that to look forward to

    • @thebes2420
      @thebes2420 11 місяців тому +6

      Nice bro

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss 11 місяців тому +22

      @@MedicalguyMaybe not your physical health 🤔

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy 11 місяців тому +9

      @@podomuss nah definitely not

  • @wannabedemigod9471
    @wannabedemigod9471 3 роки тому +4529

    When he was born the doctor said “It’s a man”

  • @abedulibrahim8482
    @abedulibrahim8482 3 роки тому +12384

    When this guy installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.

  • @TinyMaths
    @TinyMaths 11 місяців тому +273

    0% jump cuts
    0% intrusive music
    0% B-roll
    0% shaky cam
    0% random zooming
    Just THIS; perfection.

    • @CrudeSkiMask
      @CrudeSkiMask 26 днів тому +1

      Pretentious ahh comment. Stop with the armchair philosophy.

    • @TinyMaths
      @TinyMaths 26 днів тому

      @@CrudeSkiMask Happy you got that off you chest now?

    • @dio9192
      @dio9192 13 днів тому +1

      @@TinyMathsdamn you rotisserie chickened his ass

  • @Belandriel
    @Belandriel 2 місяці тому +42

    Right after he was born, the first thing this guy did was driving his mother home from hospital.

  • @tharun001
    @tharun001 4 роки тому +13663

    When this guy comes to your house, you're the guest.

    • @yoloswaggininabox4088
      @yoloswaggininabox4088 3 роки тому +247

      If i was a cop and i came in and saw this guy id just walk out

    • @PrivadaCigarClub
      @PrivadaCigarClub 3 роки тому +38

      LMAO!!

    • @quinzhoffman4984
      @quinzhoffman4984 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bagusanggit1130
      @bagusanggit1130 3 роки тому +17

      when this guy comes to ibra's house, he's still the guest for sure.

    • @andrew123456ish
      @andrew123456ish 3 роки тому +24

      I would have agreed with you a few years ago, but after seeing my dad die of small cell lung cancer due to heavy smoking all this is just ignorant fuckery!

  • @jesperbruil5095
    @jesperbruil5095 3 роки тому +4827

    When this man makes a grammitical mistake the whole language is updated

    • @jackrobinson1073
      @jackrobinson1073 3 роки тому +53

      Grammatical*

    • @xrumky6996
      @xrumky6996 3 роки тому +23

      LMAAOO

    • @smink5332
      @smink5332 3 роки тому +89

      @@jackrobinson1073 *Thats the point*

    • @killz1358
      @killz1358 3 роки тому +44

      @@jackrobinson1073 thats the point daddy

    • @gvts1634
      @gvts1634 3 роки тому +7

      @@jackrobinson1073 That's the whole point, duh

  • @toppaofficial2
    @toppaofficial2 2 роки тому +251

    When this man feels tired and wants to sleep, the sun sets.

    • @tripplesec9660
      @tripplesec9660 Місяць тому

      Kids can pee her names in sand this men pees his name in concrete

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem 11 місяців тому +63

    I lost this video for like a year and now it's back. Today is a good day.

    • @Serkizzy
      @Serkizzy 2 місяці тому +2

      Come back; it needs another rewatch

    • @twei__
      @twei__ 2 місяці тому +2

      So you say you didn't even have to use your AK?

    • @abruzzi1793
      @abruzzi1793 Місяць тому

      And his mama cook the breakfast with no hog ​@@twei__

    • @NaBIL-tU9S9AOY
      @NaBIL-tU9S9AOY 12 днів тому

      Watch it again now

  • @MemeWarriorz
    @MemeWarriorz 4 роки тому +6167

    I'm on the Manly man side of UA-cam again

    • @Harajukubarbie333
      @Harajukubarbie333 4 роки тому +60

      Ky lmao I’m a girly girl but I’m here so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 4 роки тому +49

      Bun Bun there’s nothing manly about smoking bruh

    • @MemeWarriorz
      @MemeWarriorz 4 роки тому +97

      @@walterwhite6216 Aren't you suppose to be saving the world? Tell God he didn't answer my call

    • @ShawnTheDriver
      @ShawnTheDriver 4 роки тому +43

      @@Harajukubarbie333 I mean...if you visit Australia does that make you an Australian?

    • @Harajukubarbie333
      @Harajukubarbie333 4 роки тому +5

      Shawn Lewis if you live there you are

  • @blackphoenix1981
    @blackphoenix1981 4 роки тому +20176

    No meaningless talking. No BS intro. Just a man, a cigar and his whiskey.

    • @gr125412
      @gr125412 4 роки тому +285

      Josh Aguilar a whole mood

    • @Anonymous594
      @Anonymous594 4 роки тому +143

      Just a man, a cigar,,,,,,, and his whiskey
      YOU MISSED THE COMMA BETWEEN CIGAR AND ‘AND’

    • @rickeyleonard3859
      @rickeyleonard3859 4 роки тому +309

      @@Anonymous594 but you also missed a comma between cigar and and

    • @francescodebenedictis6829
      @francescodebenedictis6829 4 роки тому +43

      I believe that’s a Rhum, but I’m not sure

    • @vaskepavlovic1151
      @vaskepavlovic1151 4 роки тому +6

      @@rickeyleonard3859 dab

  • @nectimusmaximus
    @nectimusmaximus 7 місяців тому +89

    This man must be admired for his commitment to purpose. Despite this video having 4.3M views and the next highest video on his channel having 90k, this is still seemingly his only asmr video, at least as far as I can see. Its impressive.

  • @PikWong
    @PikWong 2 роки тому +32

    This man can call 911 and ask "What is your emergency ?"

    • @Ekeyyy
      @Ekeyyy День тому

      😂😂😂

  • @peterheinrichs315
    @peterheinrichs315 3 роки тому +6076

    This man doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

  • @toppaofficial2
    @toppaofficial2 2 роки тому +253

    This man doesn't need a microwave for his food, He just stares at the food and it warms up.

  • @robo5460
    @robo5460 2 роки тому +12

    This man doesn't run up the stairs when he turns off the lights

  • @ventor11225
    @ventor11225 3 роки тому +9418

    This man doesn’t need to turn on the shower. He just stares at it until it cries

    • @frk333_
      @frk333_ 3 роки тому +18

      jsjsjsjjs

    • @jacobnewman2494
      @jacobnewman2494 3 роки тому +57

      Underrated

    • @hi-nj7cg
      @hi-nj7cg 3 роки тому +42

      this does not make sense to me but after I looked at him, it sounds right.

    • @charlene5238
      @charlene5238 3 роки тому +3

      Lololololo

    • @annweb463
      @annweb463 3 роки тому +10

      아 개웃기네 주접 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
    @flippaskipskipparooni4150 4 роки тому +3549

    Everything in human history, the discovery of tobacco, the invention of the internet, has lead to this moment.

  • @moehead8257
    @moehead8257 17 днів тому +6

    pov: You messed up in a job and the mob boss told you to wait for him in a private lounge but he's 30 minutes late and you're wondering if this is your last cigar.

  • @ill-nois2282
    @ill-nois2282 3 роки тому +14875

    Feels like he’s going to make me an offer I can’t refuse.

    • @gonkfart
      @gonkfart 3 роки тому +469

      Kinda feels like im the chief of police and hes making a generous donation

    • @rykensnow
      @rykensnow 3 роки тому +88

      You shouldn’t *

    • @avalonkalloo7371
      @avalonkalloo7371 3 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poeticoutlaw4504
      @poeticoutlaw4504 3 роки тому +15

      L M A O
      😂🤣🤑

    • @virtuous7466
      @virtuous7466 3 роки тому +50

      Vito is that you?

  • @blxxdrxse3157
    @blxxdrxse3157 4 роки тому +5428

    I’ve always wanted to sit a leather chair, nice black suit on, have a glass of whisky next to me and smoke a cigar and my enemies come into the room and I turn round in my chair saying the words, “I was expecting you”

    • @karldensmore6191
      @karldensmore6191 4 роки тому +343

      I mean, it can be arranged..

    • @stevennieto9898
      @stevennieto9898 4 роки тому +394

      'Well well well, look who it is.'

    • @blxxdrxse3157
      @blxxdrxse3157 4 роки тому +86

      Steven Nieto “I was hoping you would show, so who’s your little posse that you brought with you?”

    • @mateodownshaw
      @mateodownshaw 4 роки тому +199

      "What took you so long?"

    • @JokeR-wl6yc
      @JokeR-wl6yc 4 роки тому +98

      Xeno ツ “It’s been a long time”. 💨 💨 💨💨

  • @ednowakowski30
    @ednowakowski30 2 роки тому +72

    I watch this video every few months. Total relaxation.

  • @kanwulf00100
    @kanwulf00100 Рік тому +52

    if it wasn't an ASMR video, this man went deeper than a black hole with his thoughts, a typical chill session for a gentle guy 👌

    • @Kablam343
      @Kablam343 2 місяці тому

      Blllack hole sunnn won’t you come

  • @victorludovico6171
    @victorludovico6171 3 роки тому +5981

    Once, he missed class two days in a row. Nowadays, these days are know as Saturday and Sunday.

  • @Voyt2323
    @Voyt2323 4 роки тому +3835

    Teacher: no cigarettes in the classroom
    Rear desks:

    • @oogabooga6852
      @oogabooga6852 4 роки тому +71

      Николай Войтенков that’s funny and all but who tf says rear desks?

    • @Ahmet-rl9kn
      @Ahmet-rl9kn 4 роки тому +16

      @@oogabooga6852 back desk as in this video lol

    • @user-xy5qd5lo4u
      @user-xy5qd5lo4u 4 роки тому +6

      А че смешного?

    • @derritter4970
      @derritter4970 4 роки тому +11

      Alex Zonchen Типа челы в задней парте занимаются чем угодно

    • @skibidvapa
      @skibidvapa 4 роки тому +10

      Мммм войтенко))))

  • @jueonko418
    @jueonko418 Рік тому +14

    He doesn't breathe in, the air just finds where it has to be.

  • @cmelonsus2656
    @cmelonsus2656 Рік тому +16

    A man that really describe how actions speaks louder than words.

  • @Ravenovskii
    @Ravenovskii 4 роки тому +2783

    Being a male is a gender thing but being a gentleman is a choice
    - Albert Helmann

    • @auzun866
      @auzun866 4 роки тому +20

      çentilmenler club

    • @efeo_x7685
      @efeo_x7685 4 роки тому +7

      centilmeler kulübü Albert helmann 😀😄😄

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 4 роки тому +2

      centilmenlere selam olsum

    • @ozgurdikici8420
      @ozgurdikici8420 4 роки тому +5

      Centilmenler kulubunden gelen var midir diye bakiyordum ki bu yorumu gordum

    • @sammcamm8319
      @sammcamm8319 4 роки тому +25

      A gentleman who destroys his lungs and his liver

  • @northshoreman
    @northshoreman 3 роки тому +3737

    When this guy turned 18 and moved out of the house, he looked at his dad and said, "Now, you're the man of the house."

  • @deadly_cutie5259
    @deadly_cutie5259 2 роки тому +29

    The atmosphere of that place is so calm and chill it feels like you want to join him.

  • @orvonton7830
    @orvonton7830 2 роки тому +13

    When the world ends
    this man rolls the credits.

  • @MrRy-dy2je
    @MrRy-dy2je 3 роки тому +2314

    When this guy called 911, he asked what's their emergency

    • @elhectoralv2368
      @elhectoralv2368 3 роки тому +1

      Lol good one

    • @MrRy-dy2je
      @MrRy-dy2je 3 роки тому

      @VucciViro ;Vucci; lol thanks btw the anime is highschool of the dead

    • @frstALT
      @frstALT 3 роки тому

      Best one so far

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrRy-dy2je he didn't even call them for help they called him for help

    • @flightdezzo6617
      @flightdezzo6617 3 роки тому +1

      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡆⠼⠋⣛⣄⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣴⣿⣿⣶⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠃⣠⣪⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⣻⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡏⣿⣿⣿⠏⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠨⡿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⣉⡉⠁⢹⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡼⣟⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣆⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⠿⢓⣬⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡛⠿⠿⠿⠛⣉⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄

  • @thisisntmyhandle
    @thisisntmyhandle 3 роки тому +4081

    When this guy is late to school, the teachers apologize for being early.

  • @AverageSynth
    @AverageSynth 2 роки тому +25

    This man doesn't show up late to class, the class shows up early

  • @chasedreamsgetgains1825
    @chasedreamsgetgains1825 3 роки тому +2765

    Teacher: And obviously guys no smoking or drinking in the class
    Kids in the back:

    • @pisky5067
      @pisky5067 3 роки тому +16

      lmao

    • @calebhollingsworth3353
      @calebhollingsworth3353 3 роки тому +15

      On the bus fr fr

    • @workerrcz5025
      @workerrcz5025 3 роки тому +12

      Literally downing a hip flask full of distilled plums; damn anarchists.

    • @thedarknutsackreturns431
      @thedarknutsackreturns431 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @trap3251
      @trap3251 3 роки тому +1

      @@workerrcz5025 you need to be introduced to a country, the Czech Republic. Distilled plums (aside beer) is national gold.

  • @ballsdeep9549
    @ballsdeep9549 3 роки тому +6242

    He doesn't get ready in the morning, the morning gets ready for him.

  • @dacoup5955
    @dacoup5955 Рік тому +33

    It’s interesting to note the liquor of choice, not very often I see seasoned cigar smokers choose a Canadian whiskey … I’m not a scotch drinker myself as I find the taste to be pretty crude but it seems to be a cigar smokers go to drink of choice nowadays, so it’s nice to see someone enjoy crown the way it’s supposed to be enjoyed in all of its sweet silky smooth spicy vanilla and hazelnut goodness, it maintains its bold warm after glow that washes over me like a warm blanket after a few sips, in those moments I truly feel content in the world, just me, my glass and my thoughts … I’d imagine it’d pair extremely well with a nice cigar when enjoyed neat, it’s certainly one of my favorites … I say it’s a mighty fine choice my good sir.

    • @harperhenderson4086
      @harperhenderson4086 7 місяців тому +2

      You sound so insanely professional it’s impressive

  • @renownedtube188b4
    @renownedtube188b4 10 місяців тому +10

    He doesn’t get ready for bed, the bed gets ready for him

  • @dunksouls525
    @dunksouls525 4 роки тому +3383

    i feel like this guy can teach me a lot of things if he started talking

    • @FARESTARRR
      @FARESTARRR 4 роки тому +19

      Mhm

    • @ST-jr2hn
      @ST-jr2hn 3 роки тому +171

      I feel like he taught me a lot by just not talking

    • @kaiwan2433
      @kaiwan2433 3 роки тому +9

      dont know why but me too.

    • @kiethmergard
      @kiethmergard 3 роки тому +65

      @@ST-jr2hn For young men who are able to sit and smoke a nice cigar while letting the older men speak, you can learn so many things.
      Where I'm from, the loud or obnoxious cigar smokers are usually "kids". That said, there is something to be said about a young man sitting quietly with his cigar and you know he is listening to the older men talk, but he waits to be invited into the conversation.
      Cigar smoking is steeped in tradition as far as I've seen. If a man offers to buy a younger man a cigar at a lounge, it is rude to refuse. Another tradition where I'm from, is the older men will take a respectable young beginner and take them under their wing. I met my mentor this way.
      I've only been smoking cigars for under a year, but I've learned so much just sitting silent and listening to my mentor talk with others. If I have something to contribute, I may say it, but generally I stay quiet and let myself be seen not heard.
      An interesting contrast between cigar smokers and cigarette smokers. It is considered tacky to offer to light someone's cigarette where I'm from. If a man offers to help a beginner light or cut his cigar, then it is considered honoring them to allow them to do so.
      Cigar smoking is one of the last pure rituals that men have left. All pretense and fakery is left at the door and humble manhood reigns in a cigar lounge. It is considered humble to offer to cut or a less experienced smokers cigar and to offer to help them light it.
      Have a safe night everyone.

    • @larik8977
      @larik8977 3 роки тому +9

      @@kiethmergard I wish I could find an intelligent cigar smoking circle with wisdom, older men can share...

  • @joviinter
    @joviinter 3 роки тому +3171

    he looks like a wealthy 50-year-old businessman, divorced, with a 20-year-old son

    • @kds5895
      @kds5895 3 роки тому +480

      And the son is a disappointment

    • @MonsieurEldrirch
      @MonsieurEldrirch 3 роки тому +166

      I mean he still has a ring on his finger so he could also be a 50 year old wealthy businessman with a wife in which he beats like an alpha 💪 and a 20 year old son who he makes chop wood outside

    • @sirshowman6158
      @sirshowman6158 3 роки тому +8

      @@MonsieurEldrirch 😂😂

    • @strawberrystarburstbuthuman
      @strawberrystarburstbuthuman 3 роки тому +76

      sounds like michael de santa to me

    • @joviinter
      @joviinter 3 роки тому +4

      @@strawberrystarburstbuthuman true lol

  • @AlifNurfakhri
    @AlifNurfakhri 2 роки тому +9

    Isolated for covid and missing my cigars which I stored in my office.
    You sir are a saviour for making this video

  • @jomah2654
    @jomah2654 Рік тому +6

    Normally, I just play the video lay back and listen, but naturally I watch this man’s whole video and felt like I could spark one up as well and enjoy the day.

  • @masonnisha8056
    @masonnisha8056 3 роки тому +3477

    This looks like the nicest dude... But at the same time a mafia boss with 43 confirmed kills and 190 banks robbed

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 3 роки тому +44

      Geez. Sounds more like a psychopath not a mob boss

    • @chrzescijaningz
      @chrzescijaningz 3 роки тому +14

      @@curtisjohnson2433 i mean maybe he could be a mafia boss when you’re in the mafia you do a lot of killing in the city because theres a lot of mobs who wanna take over your spot

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 3 роки тому +51

      @@chrzescijaningz ........ You watch too much tv lol. The mafia is there to make money. Through legal or illegal means. Killing is a rarity. Plus there's only a handful of mob bosses who are the head of their family in different districts. They know each other. Show respect to one another. etc.

    • @Arya-ov3ke
      @Arya-ov3ke 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe ask a real mafia boss, case closed

    • @orhuntekci9618
      @orhuntekci9618 3 роки тому +29

      If he managed to rob 190 banks with only 43 kills he is still the nicest guy I believe

  • @lukagalegashvili8597
    @lukagalegashvili8597 3 роки тому +3487

    This man makes onions cry when he cuts them.

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 роки тому +16

      I would cry if I was getting sliced.

    • @ivandrago72
      @ivandrago72 3 роки тому +25

      @@ironyinc3453 are you an onion?

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 роки тому +16

      @@ivandrago72 possibly... would explain why I have no friends.

    • @samyjoseph4798
      @samyjoseph4798 3 роки тому +3

      Well, that's what they do xd they cry a sulfurous gas

    • @jaydenmafa5159
      @jaydenmafa5159 3 роки тому +1

      @@ironyinc3453 damn...i can be your friend

  • @AymenAyoub318
    @AymenAyoub318 3 місяці тому +4

    Gravity doesn't pull on this man, he pulls gravity towards him.

  • @ryanrivaldi1146
    @ryanrivaldi1146 2 роки тому +3

    cigar with the bald guy is always satisfying ❤️

  • @ameertaha9806
    @ameertaha9806 3 роки тому +3270

    The person who invented the telephone had a missed call from this man.

    • @dhruv1019
      @dhruv1019 2 роки тому +94

      There's a lot of casual ass comments on here but this shit made me nose exhale at a momentous pace, good job, brah.

    • @dragonfist417
      @dragonfist417 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @UnidentifiedVisuals
      @UnidentifiedVisuals 2 роки тому

      Nice

    • @doom4157
      @doom4157 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it

    • @orvonton7830
      @orvonton7830 2 роки тому +6

      @@doom4157 He saying the guy that invented the phone has a missed call from this guy witch shouldn't be possible because it wasn't invented yet

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh 4 роки тому +2235

    This is what every kid thinks happens when puberty’s over

  • @mmmmonkrll3359
    @mmmmonkrll3359 2 роки тому +14

    When you can smoke a cigar and drink some whiskey in a nicely styled room, you basically played life through

  • @Heretic911G
    @Heretic911G 2 роки тому +8

    Very enjoyable. I opened it just out of curiosity, and ended watching the whole thing. So cool, and I don't even smoke.

  • @1tadex
    @1tadex 3 роки тому +2310

    this is me when I pay smt of 9.99$ and I give 10$ and say “keep the change”

  • @GlassOverFire
    @GlassOverFire 4 роки тому +1937

    "Sir, John Wick is coming for you"
    Him:

    • @ploobus194
      @ploobus194 3 роки тому +32

      O Cara Da Pamonha he’s coming for John wick, he’s so badass he doesn’t even have to move.

    • @markjmarkjack
      @markjmarkjack 3 роки тому +46

      Him to John: "Good evening Johnathan, bourbon right?"
      John to him: "Yeah, Crown right?"
      Him: "Yeah"

    • @IXIXIXIXIIII
      @IXIXIXIXIIII 3 роки тому +11

      They’ll probs smoke and drink lmao

    • @user-di9sv5mx3s
      @user-di9sv5mx3s 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @kobiancello6742
      @kobiancello6742 3 роки тому +3

      Let him come

  • @walczyc9572
    @walczyc9572 11 місяців тому +6

    This video got removed so happy it’s back!

  • @jamesww1418
    @jamesww1418 6 місяців тому +12

    May you make more of these videos? This is the best smoking video on UA-cam; excellent pace, ambience, sophistication, setting…
    This gets me in the mood for a cigar every time.
    TYIA

  • @sandrosbenz
    @sandrosbenz 3 роки тому +528

    i feel like everytime he looks down he's about to start conversation: " you know , in life..."

  • @xandertuttle1682
    @xandertuttle1682 3 роки тому +1356

    Real name of this video: “The godfather tries ASMR”

  • @YourRandomGuy
    @YourRandomGuy 2 роки тому +7

    I absolutely love this man. First time seeing this video, never been or heard of his channel before but I LOVE THIS!!!

  • @ravneek3025
    @ravneek3025 3 роки тому +1243

    When he downloaded Facebook, they gave him their private data

    • @jamoney2349
      @jamoney2349 3 роки тому

      Yea bro no one does Facebook anymore but u I think lol

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 роки тому

      @@jamoney2349?

    • @radusirbu3987
      @radusirbu3987 3 роки тому

      @@fragostin i think he meant that no one is on facebook now

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 роки тому

      @@radusirbu3987 he must be living under a rock, many people still use Facebook

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 роки тому

      @@jamoney2349 U under a rock, bro?

  • @matheusprates7678
    @matheusprates7678 3 роки тому +1799

    "Number of smokers grows 300% in a mysterious way"

    • @lemiepassionichannel4352
      @lemiepassionichannel4352 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 3 роки тому +30

      Nothing wrong with smoking cigars, I recommend it to everyone.

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 3 роки тому +25

      @@rickkcir2151 you can still get nasty teeth and mouth cancer but ok

    • @sogaria3561
      @sogaria3561 3 роки тому +7

      I stay with my vape

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 3 роки тому +3

      @@sogaria3561 ye me to

  • @flouserschird
    @flouserschird 7 місяців тому +7

    I don’t smoke or drink, but I’m thinking about picking it up after watching this

    • @direx364
      @direx364 7 місяців тому +1

      ... а начать Пить? 😂😮😅

  • @SergeantGeorge
    @SergeantGeorge Рік тому

    honestly the best asmr. no aesthetic no stupid intro or other things with no sense. a man,cigar, and whiskey. just that.

  • @deoxlogius
    @deoxlogius 3 роки тому +1119

    He was supposed to have died 20 years ago, the Reaper still hasn't mustered the courage to tell him...

  • @Oliver-by1ko
    @Oliver-by1ko 4 роки тому +2159

    This guy looks like hes about to betray tony stark
    Edit: wow thanks for all the likes

  • @ffafnir
    @ffafnir 2 роки тому

    This one takes the crown, no bs intros just a dark background and my boi enjoying his solitude.

  • @kento1390
    @kento1390 3 роки тому +640

    Doctor: You have 14 minutes to live.
    Him:

    • @botzaca0023
      @botzaca0023 3 роки тому +2

      Como se llama la actriz que interpreta a diana

    • @HauntedASMR
      @HauntedASMR 3 роки тому +40

      Not a bad way to spend your last 14 minutes.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 роки тому +15

      @@tobmaster95 if you dont know how to smoke one, yeah

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 роки тому +15

      @@tobmaster95 plus whiskey in moderation prolongs your life

    • @chicoruddo8588
      @chicoruddo8588 3 роки тому +1

      @@botzaca0023 cual actriz

  • @charlieboy829
    @charlieboy829 4 роки тому +726

    his parents had to ask him for permission to leave the house

  • @pmconspiracy
    @pmconspiracy 6 місяців тому +2

    I watch this video every few months & this puts me in a relaxed mood lol

  • @denkgod2272
    @denkgod2272 3 роки тому +530

    I can hear him saying "you're a good kid"

  • @anchus3286
    @anchus3286 4 роки тому +920

    How my father waited for me when he said "we gotta talk"

    • @231994C
      @231994C 4 роки тому +21

      And he let you walk away in one piece? Damn, your father is hella cool.

    • @anchus3286
      @anchus3286 4 роки тому +23

      231994C I did not say that

    • @paradoxsub2839
      @paradoxsub2839 4 роки тому +4

      Anselmo Torres oof

    • @JamesBond-fi8ci
      @JamesBond-fi8ci 4 роки тому

      Fcking true

    • @aren7138
      @aren7138 3 роки тому +1

      That's one cool ass dad

  • @Dekiv
    @Dekiv 5 місяців тому +2

    After watching this video, I've become more calm and productive than ever. Thank you!

  • @TokuChange
    @TokuChange 10 місяців тому +4

    I thought this video was gone, i search it few month ago and cannot find it. Glad i can watch this video again.

  • @vincentkaltenbach
    @vincentkaltenbach 3 роки тому +1243

    Karen: "Let me speak to the manager!"
    The manager:

    • @cjaria444
      @cjaria444 3 роки тому +50

      If the guy's the manager, he's the one who speaks to you

    • @vincentkaltenbach
      @vincentkaltenbach 3 роки тому +1

      @@cjaria444 True.

    • @brickcop2gamingman305
      @brickcop2gamingman305 2 роки тому +24

      The manger: so you wanna complain right ?
      Karen:

    • @BigMikey007
      @BigMikey007 2 роки тому +15

      He's the manager, the boss man, and the CEO...

  • @nithin1477
    @nithin1477 3 роки тому +2069

    When this man wakes up, the sun rises.

  • @eathanocrotty7824
    @eathanocrotty7824 2 роки тому +1

    i dont know why but its so relaxing to watch someone smoke a cigar

  • @Heretic911G
    @Heretic911G 5 місяців тому +6

    Imagine this guy invites you over, does all the things in the video for 14 minutes, while you both stay in complete silence, and says: "You know you messed up, right?"

    • @Eric-dd8bk
      @Eric-dd8bk 5 місяців тому +1

      "And you know the rules right?
      And then just stums out the cigar in an ash tray and 3 big guys in black suits walk in and just take you.

    • @alexthepunk84
      @alexthepunk84 4 місяці тому

      "Then what are we joking about ?"
      *taps you lightly on the hand*
      "I'm no joking"

  • @cypher2540
    @cypher2540 3 роки тому +827

    Plot twist: he's waiting for John wick

  • @breadtoastin
    @breadtoastin 4 роки тому +922

    i clicked on this out of pure curiosity and now i can’t leave

  • @jumboboy9781
    @jumboboy9781 2 роки тому +5

    I don't remember seeing this scene in the Godfather.

  • @PuunPuunpp
    @PuunPuunpp 2 роки тому +3

    This guy looks like he works in real estate.

  • @DamianTheLightskin
    @DamianTheLightskin 3 роки тому +2023

    When he left home at 18 he told his Dad “You are the man of the house now!” 😂

  • @survivalviktor5593
    @survivalviktor5593 3 роки тому +295

    When this man was a student, teachers learned from him.

  • @bagetman01
    @bagetman01 Рік тому

    What a classic youtube video. No entry No Outro, just relaxing.

  • @Seoul_Brough
    @Seoul_Brough 6 місяців тому +1

    This is the coolest ASMR ever. I absolutely love it.

  • @coraltracker
    @coraltracker 3 роки тому +1247

    He didn't pay for university
    The university payed for him

    • @sumnaungoung8927
      @sumnaungoung8927 3 роки тому +18

      Oh so he got a scholarship? That’s nice too

    • @jon4459
      @jon4459 3 роки тому +4

      Good joke but i does actually make sense hahah (sry for ruining it)

    • @Nest0ri
      @Nest0ri 3 роки тому +2

      Laughs in finnish.

    • @JohnDoe-fr1id
      @JohnDoe-fr1id 3 роки тому

      *paid

    • @coraltracker
      @coraltracker 3 роки тому

      @@JohnDoe-fr1id sorry lol

  • @sashapetrachkov1141
    @sashapetrachkov1141 4 роки тому +854

    Doctor: you have 14 minutes to live, what will you do?
    Me:

    • @bobskinner7433
      @bobskinner7433 3 роки тому +18

      And you still got 1 second left

    • @nealcomstock1958
      @nealcomstock1958 3 роки тому +32

      @@bobskinner7433 Yell the N-word as loud as possible

    • @rec929
      @rec929 3 роки тому +2

      Bestest comment

    • @weberb6848
      @weberb6848 3 роки тому +1

      I would do this, but with a big old blunt too lol

    • @tyyungin2556
      @tyyungin2556 3 роки тому

      @@rec929 repeat what you just said🤨

  • @mangal4543
    @mangal4543 2 роки тому +2

    Everytime he stares at the sun, the sun goes away and the night comes.

  • @ralphbryant9025
    @ralphbryant9025 10 місяців тому +3

    The way he smokes his stogie. Makes him one of the most attractive men alive.

  • @ALouisae
    @ALouisae 4 роки тому +971

    Dark green walls, Maroon wooden borders, golden framed painting, those exact lamps, fancy leather chairs, slightly discolored white bar with a smoothened wooden hump like fixture connected to the front, and a man in a suit with a cigar and some whisky.
    Feels like I’m in a movie.

    • @GEO_ANIMATOR
      @GEO_ANIMATOR 3 роки тому +7

      that movie is going over 7 years now
      (Im talking about the background look at his old vids you can see it)

    • @deshfox6214
      @deshfox6214 3 роки тому +17

      Im impressed how u said so much details

    • @ALouisae
      @ALouisae 3 роки тому +1

      @@kreativkurve8748
      ? It’s just an epic watch. Nothing wrong there.

    • @shakeelk321
      @shakeelk321 3 роки тому +1

      Ah lie brejin

    • @admiralflynn895
      @admiralflynn895 2 роки тому +5

      I love seeing this kind of old-school aesthetic.

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 4 роки тому +857

    Never mess with a man who’s quiet and is smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey at the same time

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 роки тому +16

      Why? he would be about to sleep?

    • @hiphopmovement9733
      @hiphopmovement9733 4 роки тому +120

      @@konstantin0sV he will put you to sleep for the rest of ur life

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 роки тому +21

      @@hiphopmovement9733 lol...u probably are 8 years old

    • @lalolanda1161
      @lalolanda1161 4 роки тому +19

      Constantinos V probably you are 8yo because you didn’t get it

    • @yellowfans1215
      @yellowfans1215 4 роки тому

      @@konstantin0sV χαχα γάμησε τα

  • @madridista650
    @madridista650 2 роки тому

    i think this is the most Scottish video I’ve ever seen. Still relaxed af. Love it

  • @chabashiratenko7324
    @chabashiratenko7324 2 роки тому

    This dude is a great man he really made my day

  • @somerandom4506
    @somerandom4506 4 роки тому +1041

    It's a shame some people have never actually sat down and experienced this.

    • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
      @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 роки тому +27

      I do when I can

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 роки тому +141

      Maybe because some people rather not smoke ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 роки тому +30

      Doomdriver100 then why u on this video?

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 роки тому +164

      @@kasraestedadi7221 Cause it was on my reccomendations, and decided to click it to see what's up. Does it require lot of brain to understand why I'm here ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 роки тому +60

      Doomdriver100 you’re saying u don’t like smoking yet u click on a video that says smoking in the title. regardless of if it was in ur recommendations or not, if u were so against smoking u wouldn’t have clicked on this video. u really aren’t the smartest guy huh.

  • @maxwell_4k916
    @maxwell_4k916 3 роки тому +1249

    No one
    Quiet kid 30 years later:

  • @Impgem69
    @Impgem69 8 місяців тому +1

    this video is so relaxing...I was finding it from like 5 months it accidentally got recommended in search today.

  • @evilcartoon2048
    @evilcartoon2048 2 роки тому +1

    I gotta be honest. I was just having a really bad day. Watching the Boss’s video and reading all these amazing comments filled with humour, I wanna say thank you everyone!

  • @LoksPH
    @LoksPH 4 роки тому +1213

    Plot twist: he murdered all people in that house

    • @captainredbond
      @captainredbond 4 роки тому +14

      SouthSkoot And his name was secretly Jack Torrence

    • @Nic-gp7oe
      @Nic-gp7oe 4 роки тому

      What

    • @MrMachacker
      @MrMachacker 4 роки тому +6

      You like hewey lewis and the news?

    • @brze3605
      @brze3605 3 роки тому +2

      And now he’s celebrating by smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey

    • @ilirberisha5822
      @ilirberisha5822 3 роки тому +1

      That’s not plot twist •-•

  • @user-up5cc3cj1k
    @user-up5cc3cj1k 2 роки тому +436

    Legend has it this guy went to court once and sentenced the judge to 20 years