ASMR Cigar Smoking & Relaxation

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  • @blackphoenix1981
    @blackphoenix1981 5 років тому +22145

    No meaningless talking. No BS intro. Just a man, a cigar and his whiskey.

    • @gr125412
      @gr125412 5 років тому +297

      Josh Aguilar a whole mood

    • @Anonymous594
      @Anonymous594 5 років тому +151

      Just a man, a cigar,,,,,,, and his whiskey
      YOU MISSED THE COMMA BETWEEN CIGAR AND ‘AND’

    • @rickeyleonard3859
      @rickeyleonard3859 4 роки тому +325

      @@Anonymous594 but you also missed a comma between cigar and and

    • @francescodebenedictis6829
      @francescodebenedictis6829 4 роки тому +45

      I believe that’s a Rhum, but I’m not sure

    • @vaskepavlovic1151
      @vaskepavlovic1151 4 роки тому +5

      @@rickeyleonard3859 dab

  • @blxxdrxse3157
    @blxxdrxse3157 4 роки тому +6143

    I’ve always wanted to sit a leather chair, nice black suit on, have a glass of whisky next to me and smoke a cigar and my enemies come into the room and I turn round in my chair saying the words, “I was expecting you”

    • @karldensmore6191
      @karldensmore6191 4 роки тому +381

      I mean, it can be arranged..

    • @stevennieto9898
      @stevennieto9898 4 роки тому +430

      'Well well well, look who it is.'

    • @blxxdrxse3157
      @blxxdrxse3157 4 роки тому +86

      Steven Nieto “I was hoping you would show, so who’s your little posse that you brought with you?”

    • @mateodownshaw
      @mateodownshaw 4 роки тому +228

      "What took you so long?"

    • @JokeR-wl6yc
      @JokeR-wl6yc 4 роки тому +113

      Xeno ツ “It’s been a long time”. 💨 💨 💨💨

  • @ventor11225
    @ventor11225 4 роки тому +9982

    This man doesn’t need to turn on the shower. He just stares at it until it cries

    • @franko33GD
      @franko33GD 4 роки тому +22

      jsjsjsjjs

    • @jacobnewman2494
      @jacobnewman2494 4 роки тому +61

      Underrated

    • @hi-nj7cg
      @hi-nj7cg 4 роки тому +48

      this does not make sense to me but after I looked at him, it sounds right.

    • @charlene5238
      @charlene5238 4 роки тому +4

      Lololololo

    • @annweb463
      @annweb463 3 роки тому +11

      아 개웃기네 주접 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @killerkram1337
    @killerkram1337 2 роки тому +1553

    I'm a bourbon guy myself but this video is life. Every weekend I treat myself to a nice cigar, a glass of whiskey, and some time to myself to relax after a week of hard work. No wife, no kids, no laptop, just myself and an hour of time by myself

    • @aaaaaaa0-b4z
      @aaaaaaa0-b4z 2 роки тому +36

      good

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy 2 роки тому +78

      It'd good for mental health and a happier life to have that to look forward to

    • @thebes2420
      @thebes2420 Рік тому +8

      Nice bro

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss Рік тому +33

      @@MedicalguyMaybe not your physical health 🤔

    • @Medicalguy
      @Medicalguy Рік тому +13

      @@podomuss nah definitely not

  • @abedulibrahim8482
    @abedulibrahim8482 4 роки тому +13761

    When this guy installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.

  • @ill-nois2282
    @ill-nois2282 3 роки тому +15333

    Feels like he’s going to make me an offer I can’t refuse.

    • @gonkfart
      @gonkfart 3 роки тому +490

      Kinda feels like im the chief of police and hes making a generous donation

    • @rykensnow
      @rykensnow 3 роки тому +87

      You shouldn’t *

    • @avalonkalloo7371
      @avalonkalloo7371 3 роки тому +25

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poeticoutlaw4504
      @poeticoutlaw4504 3 роки тому +14

      L M A O
      😂🤣🤑

    • @virtuous7466
      @virtuous7466 3 роки тому +50

      Vito is that you?

  • @ashurbanipal2924
    @ashurbanipal2924 4 роки тому +6913

    When this man’s phone rings in the theatre the movie pauses.

    • @spidefire9984
      @spidefire9984 4 роки тому +41

      Good one😂

    • @elpri553
      @elpri553 4 роки тому +31

      Reminds me of Vegas before 2020 , when you’d actually see mobsters around the table calm nice and ready to fuck u up smelling like cigar

    • @neep7350
      @neep7350 3 роки тому +2

      Omg lolol

    • @liamcorbett5346
      @liamcorbett5346 3 роки тому +1

      @Ho La you aren’t supposed to take cigar smoke back apparently

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 роки тому +6

      @Ho La do ur research, u don't inhale a cigar u draw it to the top of ur mouth and that's how u get the nicotine and depending on what brand of cigars ur smoking it actually tastes good

  • @TinyMaths
    @TinyMaths Рік тому +563

    0% jump cuts
    0% intrusive music
    0% B-roll
    0% shaky cam
    0% random zooming
    Just THIS; perfection.

    • @CrudeSkiMask
      @CrudeSkiMask 8 місяців тому +1

      Pretentious ahh comment. Stop with the armchair philosophy.

    • @TinyMaths
      @TinyMaths 8 місяців тому +8

      @@CrudeSkiMask Happy you got that off you chest now?

    • @dio9192
      @dio9192 8 місяців тому +3

      @@TinyMathsdamn you rotisserie chickened his ass

    • @TheUnseenKrab
      @TheUnseenKrab 5 місяців тому

      💯

    • @Говёный
      @Говёный 5 місяців тому

      2:03 What kind of whiskey is this?

  • @tharun001
    @tharun001 4 роки тому +14778

    When this guy comes to your house, you're the guest.

    • @YoloSwagginInABox
      @YoloSwagginInABox 4 роки тому +264

      If i was a cop and i came in and saw this guy id just walk out

    • @PrivadaCigarClub
      @PrivadaCigarClub 4 роки тому +44

      LMAO!!

    • @quinzhoffman4984
      @quinzhoffman4984 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bagusanggit1130
      @bagusanggit1130 4 роки тому +16

      when this guy comes to ibra's house, he's still the guest for sure.

    • @andrew123456ish
      @andrew123456ish 4 роки тому +24

      I would have agreed with you a few years ago, but after seeing my dad die of small cell lung cancer due to heavy smoking all this is just ignorant fuckery!

  • @NS-er1gd
    @NS-er1gd 2 роки тому +5188

    this guy taught me everything in 14 minutes without saying a word.

    • @tenka28
      @tenka28 2 роки тому +41

      that was the best comment

    • @atc6266
      @atc6266 2 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lubin-md4ml
      @Lubin-md4ml 2 роки тому +21

      This man is even wiser than God. He knows exactly what's going on.

    • @austin3873
      @austin3873 2 роки тому +41

      @@Lubin-md4ml a little over the top but I get where you are going

    • @BadLeaderVideos
      @BadLeaderVideos 2 роки тому +4

      gave you good advice ?

  • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
    @flippaskipskipparooni4150 4 роки тому +4069

    Everything in human history, the discovery of tobacco, the invention of the internet, has lead to this moment.

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem Рік тому +216

    I lost this video for like a year and now it's back. Today is a good day.

    • @Serkizzy
      @Serkizzy 10 місяців тому +4

      Come back; it needs another rewatch

    • @twei__
      @twei__ 10 місяців тому +3

      So you say you didn't even have to use your AK?

    • @abruzzi1793
      @abruzzi1793 8 місяців тому +1

      And his mama cook the breakfast with no hog ​@@twei__

    • @NaBIL-tU9S9AOY
      @NaBIL-tU9S9AOY 8 місяців тому +3

      Watch it again now

    • @jssjss7735
      @jssjss7735 7 місяців тому +2

      @@NaBIL-tU9S9AOYhell yea

  • @ballsdeep9549
    @ballsdeep9549 4 роки тому +6430

    He doesn't get ready in the morning, the morning gets ready for him.

  • @sandrosbenz
    @sandrosbenz 4 роки тому +601

    i feel like everytime he looks down he's about to start conversation: " you know , in life..."

  • @Voyt2323
    @Voyt2323 4 роки тому +4114

    Teacher: no cigarettes in the classroom
    Rear desks:

    • @oogabooga6852
      @oogabooga6852 4 роки тому +74

      Николай Войтенков that’s funny and all but who tf says rear desks?

    • @Ahmet-rl9kn
      @Ahmet-rl9kn 4 роки тому +18

      @@oogabooga6852 back desk as in this video lol

    • @ДенисПетров-н5е
      @ДенисПетров-н5е 4 роки тому +6

      А че смешного?

    • @derritter4970
      @derritter4970 4 роки тому +12

      Alex Zonchen Типа челы в задней парте занимаются чем угодно

    • @skibidvapa
      @skibidvapa 4 роки тому +10

      Мммм войтенко))))

  • @nectimusmaximus
    @nectimusmaximus Рік тому +151

    This man must be admired for his commitment to purpose. Despite this video having 4.3M views and the next highest video on his channel having 90k, this is still seemingly his only asmr video, at least as far as I can see. Its impressive.

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 3 місяці тому

      When this guy makes an intentional ASMR video, it's unintentional.

  • @victorludovico6171
    @victorludovico6171 3 роки тому +6137

    Once, he missed class two days in a row. Nowadays, these days are know as Saturday and Sunday.

  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 4 роки тому +9466

    When this man turned 13 he gave his dad "the talk"

  • @dunksouls525
    @dunksouls525 4 роки тому +3455

    i feel like this guy can teach me a lot of things if he started talking

    • @FARESTARRR
      @FARESTARRR 4 роки тому +19

      Mhm

    • @ST-jr2hn
      @ST-jr2hn 4 роки тому +177

      I feel like he taught me a lot by just not talking

    • @kaiwan2433
      @kaiwan2433 4 роки тому +9

      dont know why but me too.

    • @kiethmergard
      @kiethmergard 4 роки тому +68

      @@ST-jr2hn For young men who are able to sit and smoke a nice cigar while letting the older men speak, you can learn so many things.
      Where I'm from, the loud or obnoxious cigar smokers are usually "kids". That said, there is something to be said about a young man sitting quietly with his cigar and you know he is listening to the older men talk, but he waits to be invited into the conversation.
      Cigar smoking is steeped in tradition as far as I've seen. If a man offers to buy a younger man a cigar at a lounge, it is rude to refuse. Another tradition where I'm from, is the older men will take a respectable young beginner and take them under their wing. I met my mentor this way.
      I've only been smoking cigars for under a year, but I've learned so much just sitting silent and listening to my mentor talk with others. If I have something to contribute, I may say it, but generally I stay quiet and let myself be seen not heard.
      An interesting contrast between cigar smokers and cigarette smokers. It is considered tacky to offer to light someone's cigarette where I'm from. If a man offers to help a beginner light or cut his cigar, then it is considered honoring them to allow them to do so.
      Cigar smoking is one of the last pure rituals that men have left. All pretense and fakery is left at the door and humble manhood reigns in a cigar lounge. It is considered humble to offer to cut or a less experienced smokers cigar and to offer to help them light it.
      Have a safe night everyone.

    • @larik8977
      @larik8977 4 роки тому +9

      @@kiethmergard I wish I could find an intelligent cigar smoking circle with wisdom, older men can share...

  • @robo5460
    @robo5460 2 роки тому +125

    This man doesn't run up the stairs when he turns off the lights

  • @thisisntmyhandle
    @thisisntmyhandle 3 роки тому +4263

    When this guy is late to school, the teachers apologize for being early.

  • @chasedreamsgetgains1825
    @chasedreamsgetgains1825 4 роки тому +2866

    Teacher: And obviously guys no smoking or drinking in the class
    Kids in the back:

    • @pisky5067
      @pisky5067 4 роки тому +16

      lmao

    • @calebhollingsworth3353
      @calebhollingsworth3353 4 роки тому +15

      On the bus fr fr

    • @Links_Rechts_Lo
      @Links_Rechts_Lo 4 роки тому +12

      Literally downing a hip flask full of distilled plums; damn anarchists.

    • @thedarknutsackreturns431
      @thedarknutsackreturns431 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @trap3251
      @trap3251 3 роки тому +1

      @@Links_Rechts_Lo you need to be introduced to a country, the Czech Republic. Distilled plums (aside beer) is national gold.

  • @peterheinrichs315
    @peterheinrichs315 3 роки тому +6573

    This man doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

  • @Belandriel
    @Belandriel 10 місяців тому +317

    Right after he was born, the first thing this guy did was driving his mother home from hospital.

    • @qUranium_
      @qUranium_ 4 місяці тому +2

      :ddddddd thats the second funniest one I saw here

  • @ALouisae
    @ALouisae 4 роки тому +990

    Dark green walls, Maroon wooden borders, golden framed painting, those exact lamps, fancy leather chairs, slightly discolored white bar with a smoothened wooden hump like fixture connected to the front, and a man in a suit with a cigar and some whisky.
    Feels like I’m in a movie.

    • @GEO_ANIMATOR
      @GEO_ANIMATOR 4 роки тому +7

      that movie is going over 7 years now
      (Im talking about the background look at his old vids you can see it)

    • @deshfox6214
      @deshfox6214 4 роки тому +17

      Im impressed how u said so much details

    • @ALouisae
      @ALouisae 4 роки тому +1

      @@kreativkurve8748
      ? It’s just an epic watch. Nothing wrong there.

    • @shakeelk321
      @shakeelk321 4 роки тому +1

      Ah lie brejin

    • @admiralflynn895
      @admiralflynn895 2 роки тому +5

      I love seeing this kind of old-school aesthetic.

  • @zakariaaithimd912
    @zakariaaithimd912 4 роки тому +12394

    when this man was a kid teachers asked for his permission to go to the bathroom.

  • @lukagalegashvili8597
    @lukagalegashvili8597 4 роки тому +3568

    This man makes onions cry when he cuts them.

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 роки тому +16

      I would cry if I was getting sliced.

    • @ivandrago72
      @ivandrago72 3 роки тому +26

      @@ironyinc3453 are you an onion?

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 3 роки тому +16

      @@ivandrago72 possibly... would explain why I have no friends.

    • @samyjoseph4798
      @samyjoseph4798 3 роки тому +3

      Well, that's what they do xd they cry a sulfurous gas

    • @jaydenmafa5159
      @jaydenmafa5159 3 роки тому +1

      @@ironyinc3453 damn...i can be your friend

  • @jueonko418
    @jueonko418 2 роки тому +62

    He doesn't breathe in, the air just finds where it has to be.

  • @GlassOverFire
    @GlassOverFire 4 роки тому +2027

    "Sir, John Wick is coming for you"
    Him:

    • @ploobus194
      @ploobus194 4 роки тому +33

      O Cara Da Pamonha he’s coming for John wick, he’s so badass he doesn’t even have to move.

    • @markjmarkjack
      @markjmarkjack 4 роки тому +47

      Him to John: "Good evening Johnathan, bourbon right?"
      John to him: "Yeah, Crown right?"
      Him: "Yeah"

    • @IXIXIXIXIIII
      @IXIXIXIXIIII 4 роки тому +11

      They’ll probs smoke and drink lmao

    • @刘彬-p8i
      @刘彬-p8i 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @kobiancello6742
      @kobiancello6742 4 роки тому +3

      Let him come

  • @breadtoastin
    @breadtoastin 4 роки тому +941

    i clicked on this out of pure curiosity and now i can’t leave

  • @northshoreman
    @northshoreman 3 роки тому +3843

    When this guy turned 18 and moved out of the house, he looked at his dad and said, "Now, you're the man of the house."

  • @Zacksleeps
    @Zacksleeps 2 роки тому +20

    After this dude was born, he lit up a cigar, congratulated the Dr. on his delivery, and drove himself home

  • @UnknownCryptics
    @UnknownCryptics 4 роки тому +6416

    I'm on the Manly man side of UA-cam again

    • @PrimadonnaDoll
      @PrimadonnaDoll 4 роки тому +66

      Ky lmao I’m a girly girl but I’m here so 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @walterwhite6216
      @walterwhite6216 4 роки тому +47

      Bun Bun there’s nothing manly about smoking bruh

    • @UnknownCryptics
      @UnknownCryptics 4 роки тому +106

      @@walterwhite6216 Aren't you suppose to be saving the world? Tell God he didn't answer my call

    • @ShawnTheDriver
      @ShawnTheDriver 4 роки тому +46

      @@PrimadonnaDoll I mean...if you visit Australia does that make you an Australian?

    • @PrimadonnaDoll
      @PrimadonnaDoll 4 роки тому +6

      Shawn Lewis if you live there you are

  • @jesperbruil5095
    @jesperbruil5095 4 роки тому +5145

    When this man makes a grammitical mistake the whole language is updated

    • @jackrobinson1073
      @jackrobinson1073 3 роки тому +58

      Grammatical*

    • @xrumky6996
      @xrumky6996 3 роки тому +23

      LMAAOO

    • @smink5332
      @smink5332 3 роки тому +96

      @@jackrobinson1073 *Thats the point*

    • @killz1358
      @killz1358 3 роки тому +44

      @@jackrobinson1073 thats the point daddy

    • @gvts1634
      @gvts1634 3 роки тому +6

      @@jackrobinson1073 That's the whole point, duh

  • @kento1390
    @kento1390 4 роки тому +713

    Doctor: You have 14 minutes to live.
    Him:

    • @botzaca0023
      @botzaca0023 4 роки тому +2

      Como se llama la actriz que interpreta a diana

    • @HauntedASMR
      @HauntedASMR 4 роки тому +48

      Not a bad way to spend your last 14 minutes.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 роки тому +16

      @@curious_wanderer219 if you dont know how to smoke one, yeah

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 роки тому +17

      @@curious_wanderer219 plus whiskey in moderation prolongs your life

    • @chicoruddo8588
      @chicoruddo8588 4 роки тому +1

      @@botzaca0023 cual actriz

  • @kanwulf00100
    @kanwulf00100 2 роки тому +76

    if it wasn't an ASMR video, this man went deeper than a black hole with his thoughts, a typical chill session for a gentle guy 👌

    • @Windows7era
      @Windows7era 10 місяців тому

      Blllack hole sunnn won’t you come

  • @xandertuttle1682
    @xandertuttle1682 4 роки тому +1406

    Real name of this video: “The godfather tries ASMR”

  • @1tadex
    @1tadex 4 роки тому +2374

    this is me when I pay smt of 9.99$ and I give 10$ and say “keep the change”

  • @ameertaha9806
    @ameertaha9806 3 роки тому +3384

    The person who invented the telephone had a missed call from this man.

    • @dhruv1019
      @dhruv1019 3 роки тому +98

      There's a lot of casual ass comments on here but this shit made me nose exhale at a momentous pace, good job, brah.

    • @dragonfist417
      @dragonfist417 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @UnidentifiedVisuals
      @UnidentifiedVisuals 3 роки тому

      Nice

    • @doom4157
      @doom4157 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it

    • @orvonton7830
      @orvonton7830 3 роки тому +6

      @@doom4157 He saying the guy that invented the phone has a missed call from this guy witch shouldn't be possible because it wasn't invented yet

  • @dacoup5955
    @dacoup5955 2 роки тому +58

    It’s interesting to note the liquor of choice, not very often I see seasoned cigar smokers choose a Canadian whiskey … I’m not a scotch drinker myself as I find the taste to be pretty crude but it seems to be a cigar smokers go to drink of choice nowadays, it’s nice to see someone enjoy crown the way it’s supposed to be enjoyed in all of its sweet silky smooth spicy vanilla and hazelnut goodness, it maintains its bold warm after glow that washes over me like a warm blanket after a few sips, in those moments I truly feel content in the world, just me, my glass and my thoughts … I’d imagine it’d pair extremely well with a nice cigar when enjoyed neat, it’s certainly one of my favorites … I say it’s a mighty fine choice my good sir.

    • @harperhenderson4086
      @harperhenderson4086 Рік тому +5

      You sound so insanely professional it’s impressive

    • @kiasta1
      @kiasta1 7 місяців тому +1

      I absolutely love Crown Royal. I don't generally like scotch either, or alcohol in general, but something about Crown Royal I love.

  • @deoxlogius
    @deoxlogius 4 роки тому +1176

    He was supposed to have died 20 years ago, the Reaper still hasn't mustered the courage to tell him...

    • @neep7350
      @neep7350 3 роки тому +8

      Lololol

    • @ansharltc
      @ansharltc 3 роки тому +5

      ahahahahaah

    • @VixennexMac
      @VixennexMac 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @virtemozh1757
      @virtemozh1757 2 роки тому

      OMG, I won't like this comment, it would ruin the number of likes 🤣

    • @rihanakt243
      @rihanakt243 6 днів тому

      This the best one yet 😭😭😭

  • @wannabedemigod9471
    @wannabedemigod9471 4 роки тому +5063

    When he was born the doctor said “It’s a man”

  • @zanzkilla465
    @zanzkilla465 5 років тому +795

    Very calm,not loud,beautiful place,good quality
    Damn this needs to have 6M+ not 6k+

    • @Jkappabusiness
      @Jkappabusiness 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @zanzkilla465
      @zanzkilla465 4 роки тому +1

      btw can cigars kill you like cigarettes?

    • @ezequiellopez8518
      @ezequiellopez8518 4 роки тому +5

      Lol yes they can but you'll be fine as long your not smoking 2 or more every single day or anything moderation is key with most enjoyable things
      Sadly😉😅

    • @grecuboy5331
      @grecuboy5331 4 роки тому

      ZanzKilla this ain’t for everyone kid... the finer things in life only a few get to understand

    • @p_cronin0136
      @p_cronin0136 4 роки тому

      ZanzKilla there worse but it’s not like you smoke one every day or second day

  • @renownedtube188b4
    @renownedtube188b4 Рік тому +20

    He doesn’t get ready for bed, the bed gets ready for him

  • @matheusprates7678
    @matheusprates7678 4 роки тому +1851

    "Number of smokers grows 300% in a mysterious way"

    • @lemiepassionichannel4352
      @lemiepassionichannel4352 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah lol

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 4 роки тому +30

      Nothing wrong with smoking cigars, I recommend it to everyone.

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 4 роки тому +25

      @@rickkcir2151 you can still get nasty teeth and mouth cancer but ok

    • @sogaria3561
      @sogaria3561 4 роки тому +8

      I stay with my vape

    • @M1lan2124
      @M1lan2124 4 роки тому +3

      @@sogaria3561 ye me to

  • @vincentkaltenbach
    @vincentkaltenbach 3 роки тому +1293

    Karen: "Let me speak to the manager!"
    The manager:

    • @cjaria444
      @cjaria444 3 роки тому +51

      If the guy's the manager, he's the one who speaks to you

    • @vincentkaltenbach
      @vincentkaltenbach 3 роки тому +1

      @@cjaria444 True.

    • @brickcop2gamingman305
      @brickcop2gamingman305 3 роки тому +24

      The manger: so you wanna complain right ?
      Karen:

    • @CrazyMikey007
      @CrazyMikey007 3 роки тому +16

      He's the manager, the boss man, and the CEO...

  • @DamianTheLightskin
    @DamianTheLightskin 4 роки тому +2046

    When he left home at 18 he told his Dad “You are the man of the house now!” 😂

  • @Cryptshun
    @Cryptshun 2 роки тому +9

    Normally, I just play the video lay back and listen, but naturally I watch this man’s whole video and felt like I could spark one up as well and enjoy the day.

  • @sashapetrachkov1141
    @sashapetrachkov1141 4 роки тому +862

    Doctor: you have 14 minutes to live, what will you do?
    Me:

    • @bobskinner7433
      @bobskinner7433 4 роки тому +18

      And you still got 1 second left

    • @nealcomstock1958
      @nealcomstock1958 4 роки тому +32

      @@bobskinner7433 Yell the N-word as loud as possible

    • @rec929
      @rec929 4 роки тому +2

      Bestest comment

    • @weberb6848
      @weberb6848 4 роки тому +1

      I would do this, but with a big old blunt too lol

    • @tyyungin2556
      @tyyungin2556 4 роки тому

      @@rec929 repeat what you just said🤨

  • @MrRy-dy2je
    @MrRy-dy2je 4 роки тому +2376

    When this guy called 911, he asked what's their emergency

    • @elhectoralv2368
      @elhectoralv2368 3 роки тому +1

      Lol good one

    • @MrRy-dy2je
      @MrRy-dy2je 3 роки тому

      @VucciViro ;Vucci; lol thanks btw the anime is highschool of the dead

    • @frstALT
      @frstALT 3 роки тому

      Best one so far

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrRy-dy2je he didn't even call them for help they called him for help

    • @flightdezzo6617
      @flightdezzo6617 3 роки тому +1

      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡆⠼⠋⣛⣄⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣴⣿⣿⣶⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠃⣠⣪⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⣻⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡏⣿⣿⣿⠏⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠨⡿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣍⣉⡉⠁⢹⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡼⣟⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣆⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⠿⢓⣬⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡛⠿⠿⠿⠛⣉⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh 4 роки тому +2281

    This is what every kid thinks happens when puberty’s over

  • @eathanocrotty7824
    @eathanocrotty7824 2 роки тому +7

    i dont know why but its so relaxing to watch someone smoke a cigar

  • @denkgod2272
    @denkgod2272 4 роки тому +548

    I can hear him saying "you're a good kid"

  • @masonnisha8056
    @masonnisha8056 4 роки тому +3517

    This looks like the nicest dude... But at the same time a mafia boss with 43 confirmed kills and 190 banks robbed

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 4 роки тому +46

      Geez. Sounds more like a psychopath not a mob boss

    • @InternetH0FClips
      @InternetH0FClips 4 роки тому +14

      @@curtisjohnson2433 i mean maybe he could be a mafia boss when you’re in the mafia you do a lot of killing in the city because theres a lot of mobs who wanna take over your spot

    • @curtisjohnson2433
      @curtisjohnson2433 4 роки тому +52

      @@InternetH0FClips ........ You watch too much tv lol. The mafia is there to make money. Through legal or illegal means. Killing is a rarity. Plus there's only a handful of mob bosses who are the head of their family in different districts. They know each other. Show respect to one another. etc.

    • @Arya-ov3ke
      @Arya-ov3ke 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe ask a real mafia boss, case closed

    • @orhuntekci9618
      @orhuntekci9618 3 роки тому +29

      If he managed to rob 190 banks with only 43 kills he is still the nicest guy I believe

  • @Ravenovskii
    @Ravenovskii 4 роки тому +2836

    Being a male is a gender thing but being a gentleman is a choice
    - Albert Helmann

    • @auzun866
      @auzun866 4 роки тому +20

      çentilmenler club

    • @efeo_x7685
      @efeo_x7685 4 роки тому +7

      centilmeler kulübü Albert helmann 😀😄😄

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 4 роки тому +2

      centilmenlere selam olsum

    • @ozgurdikici8420
      @ozgurdikici8420 4 роки тому +5

      Centilmenler kulubunden gelen var midir diye bakiyordum ki bu yorumu gordum

    • @sammcamm8319
      @sammcamm8319 4 роки тому +25

      A gentleman who destroys his lungs and his liver

  • @Heretic911G
    @Heretic911G 2 роки тому +11

    Very enjoyable. I opened it just out of curiosity, and ended watching the whole thing. So cool, and I don't even smoke.

  • @tonberryknight3725
    @tonberryknight3725 4 роки тому +588

    Smoking cigar, drinking some whiskey, wearing a slick coat, sitting on a comfy chair and youre surrounded by people calling you The Godfather while handkissing you. Thats what I dream of.

    • @berghi805
      @berghi805 4 роки тому +40

      Keep dreaming

    • @blackonblack191
      @blackonblack191 4 роки тому +9

      Because one day it might just happen

    • @Moouvie
      @Moouvie 4 роки тому +1

      Mr. Tempist_GDaddy yea we do love mafia tings

    • @jayhollows5729
      @jayhollows5729 4 роки тому +3

      @@blackonblack191 lol most people live mundane lives. If they actually had the a ability to live like that they would do it instead of having fantasies of it

    • @danielblitzke3909
      @danielblitzke3909 4 роки тому +1

      Kono Giorno Giovanna yume ga aru

  • @survivalviktor5593
    @survivalviktor5593 4 роки тому +312

    When this man was a student, teachers learned from him.

  • @Oliver-by1ko
    @Oliver-by1ko 4 роки тому +2168

    This guy looks like hes about to betray tony stark
    Edit: wow thanks for all the likes

  • @ВладимирШпаков-п7л
    @ВладимирШпаков-п7л 20 днів тому +1

    This man is the direct embodiment of the saying "The word is silver and silence is gold."

  • @nithin1477
    @nithin1477 3 роки тому +2082

    When this man wakes up, the sun rises.

  • @michaelvoulgarellis8298
    @michaelvoulgarellis8298 4 роки тому +837

    best video ever...just what i needed during COVID guarantine. a friend to smoke a nice cigar with...enjoy buddy

    • @JohnDoe-fr1id
      @JohnDoe-fr1id 4 роки тому +2

      Guarantine

    • @HR4_
      @HR4_ 4 роки тому +1

      WELL UTUBE G0T IT 4 U!

  • @ravneek3025
    @ravneek3025 4 роки тому +1279

    When he downloaded Facebook, they gave him their private data

    • @jamoney2349
      @jamoney2349 3 роки тому

      Yea bro no one does Facebook anymore but u I think lol

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 роки тому

      @@jamoney2349?

    • @radusirbu3987
      @radusirbu3987 3 роки тому

      @@fragostin i think he meant that no one is on facebook now

    • @fragostin
      @fragostin 3 роки тому

      @@radusirbu3987 he must be living under a rock, many people still use Facebook

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 3 роки тому

      @@jamoney2349 U under a rock, bro?

  • @csadaybyday
    @csadaybyday 4 місяці тому +2

    This man just solved the mystery of life and won’t tell a soul.

  • @jagottem100
    @jagottem100 5 років тому +343

    This is actually calm. All the other ASMR’s hits scare and can’t make me sleep!

    • @zaiba2524
      @zaiba2524 4 роки тому +1

      Now imagine this with "Soul Jazz", that would be great.

  • @LoksPH
    @LoksPH 4 роки тому +1225

    Plot twist: he murdered all people in that house

    • @captainredbond
      @captainredbond 4 роки тому +14

      SouthSkoot And his name was secretly Jack Torrence

    • @Nic0487
      @Nic0487 4 роки тому

      What

    • @MrMachacker
      @MrMachacker 4 роки тому +8

      You like hewey lewis and the news?

    • @brze3605
      @brze3605 4 роки тому +2

      And now he’s celebrating by smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey

    • @ilirberisha5822
      @ilirberisha5822 4 роки тому +1

      That’s not plot twist •-•

  • @anchus3286
    @anchus3286 4 роки тому +931

    How my father waited for me when he said "we gotta talk"

  • @evilcartoon2048
    @evilcartoon2048 2 роки тому +5

    I gotta be honest. I was just having a really bad day. Watching the Boss’s video and reading all these amazing comments filled with humour, I wanna say thank you everyone!

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 4 роки тому +866

    Never mess with a man who’s quiet and is smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey at the same time

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 роки тому +16

      Why? he would be about to sleep?

    • @hiphopmovement9733
      @hiphopmovement9733 4 роки тому +119

      @@konstantin0sV he will put you to sleep for the rest of ur life

    • @konstantin0sV
      @konstantin0sV 4 роки тому +21

      @@hiphopmovement9733 lol...u probably are 8 years old

    • @lalolanda1161
      @lalolanda1161 4 роки тому +19

      Constantinos V probably you are 8yo because you didn’t get it

    • @yellowfans1215
      @yellowfans1215 4 роки тому

      @@konstantin0sV χαχα γάμησε τα

  • @blirz726
    @blirz726 4 роки тому +964

    And in the middle of it he goes: Our today's sponsor is Raid Shadow Legends

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 4 роки тому +5

      What time of the video?

    • @ollie1691
      @ollie1691 4 роки тому +9

      @@l4in44 nah your joking

    • @witheeeeeerx
      @witheeeeeerx 4 роки тому +2

      @@l4in44 joke 😂

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 4 роки тому

      @@ollie1691 o.o

    • @l4in44
      @l4in44 4 роки тому

      @@witheeeeeerx o.o oof

  • @charlieboy829
    @charlieboy829 4 роки тому +752

    his parents had to ask him for permission to leave the house

  • @MikeHD7
    @MikeHD7 2 роки тому +4

    No meaningless talking. No BS intro. Just a man, a cigar and his whiskey.

  • @somerandom4506
    @somerandom4506 4 роки тому +1051

    It's a shame some people have never actually sat down and experienced this.

    • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
      @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 роки тому +28

      I do when I can

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 роки тому +142

      Maybe because some people rather not smoke ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 роки тому +30

      Doomdriver100 then why u on this video?

    • @llitheaka-4-310
      @llitheaka-4-310 4 роки тому +164

      @@kasraestedadi7221 Cause it was on my reccomendations, and decided to click it to see what's up. Does it require lot of brain to understand why I'm here ?

    • @kasraestedadi7221
      @kasraestedadi7221 4 роки тому +60

      Doomdriver100 you’re saying u don’t like smoking yet u click on a video that says smoking in the title. regardless of if it was in ur recommendations or not, if u were so against smoking u wouldn’t have clicked on this video. u really aren’t the smartest guy huh.

  • @RealAyoTark
    @RealAyoTark 3 роки тому +477

    When he goes to Therapy, he asks the therapist what THEIR problem is

  • @joviinter
    @joviinter 4 роки тому +3175

    he looks like a wealthy 50-year-old businessman, divorced, with a 20-year-old son

    • @kds5895
      @kds5895 4 роки тому +481

      And the son is a disappointment

    • @MonsieurEldritch
      @MonsieurEldritch 4 роки тому +163

      I mean he still has a ring on his finger so he could also be a 50 year old wealthy businessman with a wife in which he beats like an alpha 💪 and a 20 year old son who he makes chop wood outside

    • @sirshowman6158
      @sirshowman6158 4 роки тому +8

      @@MonsieurEldritch 😂😂

    • @strawberrystarburstbuthuman
      @strawberrystarburstbuthuman 4 роки тому +76

      sounds like michael de santa to me

    • @joviinter
      @joviinter 4 роки тому +4

      @@strawberrystarburstbuthuman true lol

  • @cmelonsus2656
    @cmelonsus2656 2 роки тому +28

    A man that really describe how actions speaks louder than words.

  • @christiananthony8139
    @christiananthony8139 3 роки тому +914

    When this man killed John Wick's puppy, John just bought a cat.

  • @coraltracker
    @coraltracker 4 роки тому +1264

    He didn't pay for university
    The university payed for him

    • @sumnaungoung8927
      @sumnaungoung8927 4 роки тому +18

      Oh so he got a scholarship? That’s nice too

    • @jon4459
      @jon4459 4 роки тому +4

      Good joke but i does actually make sense hahah (sry for ruining it)

    • @Nest0ri
      @Nest0ri 3 роки тому +2

      Laughs in finnish.

    • @JohnDoe-fr1id
      @JohnDoe-fr1id 3 роки тому

      *paid

    • @coraltracker
      @coraltracker 3 роки тому

      @@JohnDoe-fr1id sorry lol

  • @Trabzon-pv9zw
    @Trabzon-pv9zw 4 роки тому +235

    This is the manliest ASMR i‘ve ever seen in my life. Great!

  • @TokuChange
    @TokuChange Рік тому +6

    I thought this video was gone, i search it few month ago and cannot find it. Glad i can watch this video again.

  • @sarahbentley5152
    @sarahbentley5152 3 роки тому +618

    When this guy steps on legos the bricks cry

  • @cypher2540
    @cypher2540 4 роки тому +840

    Plot twist: he's waiting for John wick

  • @hi-nj7cg
    @hi-nj7cg 4 роки тому +312

    the best part of this was the comment section reading it while checking on him was just 🌟👌

    • @betlogins1583
      @betlogins1583 3 роки тому +6

      While reading this comment I looked at him to see him giving me the "Yeah that's me" look,I will never look at him without asking permission ever again

  • @mmmmonkrll3359
    @mmmmonkrll3359 2 роки тому +24

    When you can smoke a cigar and drink some whiskey in a nicely styled room, you basically played life through

  • @beratorres
    @beratorres 3 роки тому +1481

    This guy isn't doing push-ups, he's pushing the world.

    • @jaylovestesla1099
      @jaylovestesla1099 2 роки тому +16

      😐

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 2 роки тому +12

      all jokes aside technically both according to newton

    • @rodneymullen313
      @rodneymullen313 2 роки тому +9

      He doing earth downs

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 11 місяців тому

      ​@@oni8337 technically both what? Verbs are your friends and the most essential part of a sentence

  • @ニュージーランドの男の子
    @ニュージーランドの男の子 3 роки тому +443

    Legend has it this guy went to court once and sentenced the judge to 20 years

    • @rickyp1482
      @rickyp1482 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThatManInASuit
    @ThatManInASuit 4 роки тому +540

    As soon as he set the whiskey bottle down, I half expected him to say: "as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster"

  • @flouserschird
    @flouserschird Рік тому +17

    I don’t smoke or drink, but I’m thinking about picking it up after watching this

    • @direx364
      @direx364 Рік тому +1

      ... а начать Пить? 😂😮😅

  • @itzsaviioonttv4221
    @itzsaviioonttv4221 4 роки тому +488

    it’d be an amazing experience to just sit down with him and have a talk. He seems like a very wise man

    • @HassanRaza-mt5xq
      @HassanRaza-mt5xq 4 роки тому +11

      Until he puts down his gun facing towards you!

    • @bright7597
      @bright7597 4 роки тому +17

      @@paulie937 it's a mafia joke my dude he ain't tryna be offensive

    • @Dirtpatch
      @Dirtpatch 4 роки тому +2

      @@paulie937 kick back lmao

    • @loopy5864
      @loopy5864 4 роки тому +7

      9:00

    • @enderwigin7976
      @enderwigin7976 2 роки тому +3

      A wise man doesn't smoke, but yeah...

  • @fakingangsta1234
    @fakingangsta1234 3 роки тому +329

    This man does not appreciate his life, life appreciate him for only being alive.

  • @romioamante7886
    @romioamante7886 4 роки тому +308

    His father said "we need to talk"
    Him waiting for his dad:

  • @pavelverner
    @pavelverner Рік тому +5

    This is the man who gets a call from Saul when he's in trouble.

  • @mikecericola9177
    @mikecericola9177 4 роки тому +910

    When the ancestory test says you’re 0.01% Italian
    (I had no idea that this many people liked my shit comment. Thanks y’all)

    • @PaddyPowerofficial
      @PaddyPowerofficial 4 роки тому +20

      Because you've just eaten a pizza🤣

    • @youarelife3437
      @youarelife3437 4 роки тому +5

      @@PaddyPowerofficial better shit it all out before sending in the DNA

    • @Lorenzo-ib5rg
      @Lorenzo-ib5rg 4 роки тому +8

      I am Italian LOL

    • @Tachipirina-lp7ur
      @Tachipirina-lp7ur 4 роки тому

      @@Lorenzo-ib5rg oh wow me too

    • @igorfattorel5427
      @igorfattorel5427 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lorenzo-ib5rg ma da quando abbiamo sta traduzione dei sigari ahahaha mai sentita

  • @notfurb1378
    @notfurb1378 3 роки тому +1664

    This guy: smokes a cigar and drinks
    The entire comment section: “Oh my god he’s the chosen one”

    • @Itsalwayssunnyinrealestate2345
      @Itsalwayssunnyinrealestate2345 3 роки тому +75

      He looks like a mob boss lol

    • @SHTshtira
      @SHTshtira 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, right, what's so special about a man, Who intoxicates himself?

    • @notfurb1378
      @notfurb1378 3 роки тому +106

      @@SHTshtira he looks like a damn badass that’s going to explain why me breathing in the wrong direction is going to cost me my life

    • @SHTshtira
      @SHTshtira 3 роки тому +4

      @@notfurb1378 maybe, haha. Hope hes not already "cancered".

    • @laurikotivuori1585
      @laurikotivuori1585 3 роки тому +62

      @@SHTshtira There's always one 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @PaisiosOfGOAOA
    @PaisiosOfGOAOA 3 роки тому +490

    I wanted to say something. I know all the memes in this comments section are super funny but I just wanted to share something with all you guys. I do not smoke cigars. But the reason why I watched this video all the way through and enjoyed every second of it is because it reminded me of my brother. My brother smoke cigars. And he does drink whiskey. The only problem is I don't get to talk to him that much. Even though I would like to it's just he doesn't have as much free time as you used to. And I don't have as much free time as I used to. So it's good to actually watch this video because it reminds me of my brother. That I felt like throughout this video I was just watching my brother. And I just want to say thank you.

    • @scotty3656
      @scotty3656 3 роки тому +46

      Hope you and your brother can spend more time together over these holidays.

    • @dummy-on-ya-neck
      @dummy-on-ya-neck 3 роки тому +11

      Why did you feel the need to write this comment at all

    • @conororourke5703
      @conororourke5703 3 роки тому +6

      Nobody cares

    • @orvonton7830
      @orvonton7830 3 роки тому +44

      @@conororourke5703 Jeez dude chill...

    • @chadam88
      @chadam88 3 роки тому +3

      @@conororourke5703 Based

  • @AymenAyoub318
    @AymenAyoub318 11 місяців тому +8

    Gravity doesn't pull on this man, he pulls gravity towards him.

  • @maxwell_4k916
    @maxwell_4k916 4 роки тому +1253

    No one
    Quiet kid 30 years later:

  • @edwardo19231
    @edwardo19231 4 роки тому +91

    Love how he enjoy the cigar and whiskey. No talking needed, just meditating and reflecting on life.

  • @tobad2084
    @tobad2084 3 роки тому +585

    Plot twist: he’s at the theater after the movie ended but everyone is afraid to ask him to leave

    • @neep7350
      @neep7350 3 роки тому +1

      Lolol

    • @Barry4B
      @Barry4B 3 роки тому +2

      Ha ha ! Ver good !

    • @brickmaster4208
      @brickmaster4208 3 роки тому +1

      Oof

    • @osukafilms
      @osukafilms 2 роки тому

      Plot twist: this is the end credits scene to HIS movie, which he refuses to end so nobody leaves the theatre

  • @Manos_val
    @Manos_val 2 роки тому +11

    This man doesn't get covid,covid gets him.