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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @minhnguyentuan8728
    @minhnguyentuan8728 24 дні тому +616

    Celeste but it actually gives you the actual anxiety syndrome

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 22 дні тому +18

      as a girl with debilitating anxiety i can confirm

    • @primalfeline
      @primalfeline 6 днів тому +1

      ⁠@@paper2222as a guy with debilitating anxiety I can also confirm (help)

  • @Psycho0Noob
    @Psycho0Noob 24 дні тому +530

    the madeline tombstone had me wheezing 😭

  • @dampseeker
    @dampseeker 23 дні тому +371

    i was expecting the key to just collect on the ground like a berry

    • @TheCubifyer
      @TheCubifyer 23 дні тому +32

      I thought that when Madeline went to open the lock that she would dissapear instead of the key.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 23 дні тому +19

      ​@@TheCubifyer Instead of using the key to unlock the door she just kicks it open

    • @ttmfndng201
      @ttmfndng201 22 дні тому +8

      @@TheCubifyer I was thinking the key would open madeline instead of the door

    • @ChromaTK
      @ChromaTK 20 днів тому +5

      i was expecting a second door behind the first door

    • @LunaticJ3LLY
      @LunaticJ3LLY 18 днів тому

      @@TheCubifyer Baba is you type shit
      MADELINE IS OPEN
      DOOR IS SHUT AND STOP

  • @Troixix
    @Troixix 21 день тому +310

    Madeline grabbing the objects instead of bouncing off them or them doing their interaction will never not be funny. The ice bubble was a good chuckle. The bumper was a laugh. But the bird, now it's comedy. I kept expecting it to keep happening.

    • @typoriumgameplay
      @typoriumgameplay  21 день тому +37

      @@Troixix it was honestly so easy to code for the video and they're my favorite bits so its a win win

    • @Boardy_Anims
      @Boardy_Anims 10 днів тому +5

      It reminds me so much of playing CelesteNet with randos lol
      While platforming I tend to always hold the grab button, and If I happen to pass someone, I would accidentally grab them and then we both akwardly fall to our deaths.

  • @iputsoapondabutter
    @iputsoapondabutter 18 днів тому +68

    1:42 minor difficulty spike

  • @Palemis
    @Palemis 25 днів тому +270

    This reminded me of those old cursed minecraft videos lol

  • @mr_pants278
    @mr_pants278 21 день тому +125

    "raah." Badeline droned dejectedly, employing the world's slowest and least threatening BLJ, casually floating towards her nemesis.
    She may have completed her task successfully, but she's less than impressed by the lack of spectacle.

    • @HiZero820
      @HiZero820 12 днів тому

      wait i'm dumb what does BLJ stands for ?

    • @mr_pants278
      @mr_pants278 12 днів тому

      @HiZero820 Backwards Long Jump.
      It's a term that in recent years has found itself sprinkled in and amongst a handful of places across the general gaming lexicon, though is most typically used in relation to Super Mario 64 to describe an inverted Long Jump, performed up certain inclines.
      Instead of moving Mario forward, the jump ends up with him landing behind his starting position, but due to some peculiarities regarding the angle of the incline and the way SM64 handles negative speed, it becomes very easy to build up a lot of momentum in a very short time, which eventually leads to Mario moving so fast can clip through most walls.
      You may or may not have already seen a Backwards Long Jump in some form without knowing what it was called, being one of the more talked about glitches, useful or otherwise, but if you need a more visceral example, just search up a tutorial for it, it should become very clear. 😊

    • @ShovelLettuce
      @ShovelLettuce 12 днів тому +1

      Bacon, Lettuce, Jalapeño (sandwich)

    • @mr_pants278
      @mr_pants278 10 днів тому +5

      ​@@HiZero820 BLJ stands for Backwards Long Jump.
      It's one of those terms that you've probably heard here and there, and it gets thrown about in the general gaming lexicon, but it originates from Super Mario 64, typically with regards to Speedrunning, where you're able to have Mario perform a Long Jump, but land behind your starting position. This action possesses some peculiarities with inclines at certain angles (I.e., the straight staircases in and about the Castle, most commonly) allowing you to jump behind your start point multiple times in rapid succession, gaining speed very quickly.
      Combine this peculiarity with the fact that SM64 essentially has no limit to how fast you can move whilst travelling backwards, because the developers obviously never expected you to even be able to attempt going that fast without facing forward, and you're able to build up enough speed to clip through most any solid object in the game.
      The term "Backwards Long Jump" has become something of a meme ever since, and because of how violent an action it is by comparison to anything else SM64 intends for you to do, and how out of character it is for a character like Mario to be performing it, it's often times used to describe any kind of sudden, reverse movement tech.
      You may or may not have already seen it in action, but if you need a more visceral example, there are plenty of BLJ tutorials that will showcase it adequately. 😊
      (I had already typed a comment similar to this one, but I think UA-cam ate it or something, so if it shows up, I apologise for the double post lol)

    • @Mr_DX_2
      @Mr_DX_2 3 дні тому +1

      @@HiZero820 A trick in Mario 64 Speedrunning

  • @NottSaying
    @NottSaying 23 дні тому +90

    1a into THAT room is perfection

  • @klopsmmm
    @klopsmmm 23 дні тому +202

    1:44 the room of horror

    • @Mdwantstosleep
      @Mdwantstosleep 23 дні тому +23

      god I HATE that room

    • @ThreeletterIGN
      @ThreeletterIGN 23 дні тому +26

      Skill issue :3
      I’m kidding that room sucks

    • @Rapidfire370
      @Rapidfire370 23 дні тому +17

      Two entire days stuck on that thing.
      Pure pain

    • @klopsmmm
      @klopsmmm 23 дні тому +7

      @@Rapidfire370 2 days for that room? Oh dang

    • @mackomaxo
      @mackomaxo 23 дні тому +11

      I had to slow the game down for only that room and I've never beaten it legit. It's my biggest regret in gaming

  • @Kaylen_Jakobsen
    @Kaylen_Jakobsen 22 дні тому +39

    I’ve never seen a Celeste shitpost before. This brought tears to my eyes 😂

  • @yippiytxt
    @yippiytxt 24 дні тому +26

    1:26 this ones my favorite

  • @ender691
    @ender691 23 дні тому +50

    this video activated my fight or flight response, good work 👍

  • @PEIIIKA
    @PEIIIKA 13 днів тому +5

    "Roah"
    *Trudges through the air and obstacles towards you at a speed of an effortlessly thrown snowball while simulteniously sitting and looking the opposite direction she moved*

  • @Web.Regularis
    @Web.Regularis 16 днів тому +15

    0:06
    "YOU SHOULD 🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️"

  • @wooloocommander3038
    @wooloocommander3038 24 дні тому +37

    celeste but everything is grabbable

  • @BooTube5
    @BooTube5 23 дні тому +26

    Celeste, but the mountain says "Nuh uh"

  • @helicopter4930
    @helicopter4930 10 днів тому +5

    I would never know that I need this video until I saw it.

  • @gundamenjoyer217
    @gundamenjoyer217 22 дні тому +6

    This is the Celeste equivalent of those “you’ve been trolled” geometry dash levels

  • @KaileyTheAlien
    @KaileyTheAlien 24 дні тому +78

    How is this the funniest video on the internet please I need more I NEED MORE

  • @felixkarnitscher14
    @felixkarnitscher14 10 днів тому +3

    This is how it actually felt, playing Celeste for the first time

  • @mrlarrydapuppet4337
    @mrlarrydapuppet4337 23 дні тому +39

    i never thought that this video would've had me in tears but here i am

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 12 днів тому +4

    "never let them know your next move"
    -mt celeste, probably

  • @kelismaincharacter4925
    @kelismaincharacter4925 23 дні тому +12

    I expected Granny to be the one that got struck, so when Madeline got struck I was dumbfounded lmao 😭

  • @The-official-grindel
    @The-official-grindel 24 дні тому +21

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen recently, congratulations

  • @Doggywoof1
    @Doggywoof1 23 дні тому +20

    funniest shit i've seen all month, keep cooking

  • @kevinbroberg3504
    @kevinbroberg3504 24 дні тому +78

    These could probably make banger yt shorts

  • @Mdwantstosleep
    @Mdwantstosleep 23 дні тому +22

    How did I see the skill issue coming

  • @adriangd5040
    @adriangd5040 24 дні тому +17

    0:22 ok but that’s actually pretty funny ngl
    1:25 same with this cinema

    • @Scypek
      @Scypek 23 дні тому

      wtf do either of those things mean. Do I need to get invited to a celeste discord server's b-side to get the joke?

    • @adriangd5040
      @adriangd5040 23 дні тому +1

      @@Scypekfirst one is a reference to super mario world (sometimes in world you can finish a level by unlocking some very specific keyholes with some very specific keys)

  • @sweeterstuff
    @sweeterstuff 22 дні тому +6

    me when i think the lever in core will stop the lava but it just TURNS IT BLUE

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 15 днів тому +3

    modern day slapstick comedy

  • @manginplay
    @manginplay 23 дні тому +14

    Reminds me of the old Mario bloopers videos. This is amazingly good. Well done!

  • @Lumen99
    @Lumen99 24 дні тому +34

    why did I laugh so goddamn hard at 1:25 what is wrong with me

  • @paper2222
    @paper2222 24 дні тому +11

    this video changed my life

  • @_Guigui
    @_Guigui 23 дні тому +12

    best Celeste video I've seen in a while

  • @Erratic_Pulse_0758
    @Erratic_Pulse_0758 24 дні тому +8

    Some of these give me legitimate anxiety, 1:55 is truly horrid

  • @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
    @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies 25 днів тому +54

    I haven't laughed this long in a while. Merci, I mean, thanks. (Je ne parles pas Francais)

    • @AttyPatty3
      @AttyPatty3 23 дні тому +3

      Vous parlez francais tres bien! Moi, non

    • @Mdwantstosleep
      @Mdwantstosleep 23 дні тому +1

      @@AttyPatty3 moi aussi, mon francias ne pas bien

    • @dryoshili
      @dryoshili 23 дні тому +1

      Why saying merci then ?

    • @Mdwantstosleep
      @Mdwantstosleep 22 дні тому +1

      @@dryoshili its a joke

    • @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
      @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies 18 днів тому +1

      ​@@dryoshilibecause almost the entire comment section was in French when I originally commented this.

  • @StardustStrawby
    @StardustStrawby 20 днів тому +4

    1:44 NO!! NOT THAT LEVEL!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!

  • @nioutt_du542
    @nioutt_du542 29 днів тому +35

    Shrek il m'a surpris

  • @monky4640
    @monky4640 23 дні тому +10

    absolutely vile

  • @thewinner4378
    @thewinner4378 24 дні тому +7

    never let ‘em know your next move

  • @KryllyxOfficial
    @KryllyxOfficial 23 дні тому +8

    Okay you got a good couple laughs outta me

  • @meedrowh1809
    @meedrowh1809 22 дні тому +2

    0:22 Knowing the previous clips, I fully expected there to be a second door right underneath the first one

  • @sorriiez
    @sorriiez 23 дні тому +6

    i did not expect this video to be so funny keep it up lmao

  • @drewwhitney1543
    @drewwhitney1543 11 днів тому

    I skipped past the magma block falling so I only realized what this was when I saw the Madeline tombstone

  • @danielisgamer
    @danielisgamer 22 дні тому +3

    Didnt know what to expect, watched the video and enjoyed every segment

  • @Billibix
    @Billibix 24 дні тому +6

    Already iconic

  • @syferin
    @syferin 2 години тому

    "expect the unexpected" is all i can say at this point

  • @Maannnn...
    @Maannnn... 23 дні тому +4

    The gondola and key door ones are the bust

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc 21 день тому +1

    This is the best video I’ve ever seen. I love the cuts immediately after the punchline. The editing is great too, it looks real

  • @Peridoughnut
    @Peridoughnut 22 дні тому +3

    1:50 i was half expecting there to be another heart gate underneath that gate lmao
    funny video!!

  • @watchoutforeg
    @watchoutforeg 24 дні тому +11

    1:42 nonononononono

  • @bananabro1010
    @bananabro1010 23 дні тому +5

    This is hilarious. More would be great if you’re down to make it

  • @Kiwtastic
    @Kiwtastic 5 днів тому

    bro the platforms just moving in the opposite direction is hilarious 😭

  • @ilyaagd888
    @ilyaagd888 23 дні тому +10

    1:09 LMAOO

  • @ThatRandomNova
    @ThatRandomNova 20 днів тому +2

    this is criminally underrated, thanks for the laugh

  • @Smoldragoncat
    @Smoldragoncat 23 дні тому +2

    This video is mostly just “Okay yeah that’s pretty far- that’s not supposed to happen”

  • @hagridisbeautiful1781
    @hagridisbeautiful1781 16 днів тому +1

    This video made me physically uncomfortable (this is peak Celeste)

  • @That1One-Guy
    @That1One-Guy 10 днів тому

    I knew that bird would say skill issue

  • @squishy_moss27
    @squishy_moss27 24 дні тому +5

    give me MOREEW

  • @meikainakibou
    @meikainakibou 26 днів тому +7

    C'est super drôle wtf

  • @Danjarel
    @Danjarel 23 дні тому +3

    We need a part 2 pls

  • @Gabe-_-..
    @Gabe-_-.. 27 днів тому +9

    Wtf c'est incroyable xD

  • @TheSaltySpecimen
    @TheSaltySpecimen 15 днів тому

    I love it when the thingies dont thing right

  • @Generic-Fruit
    @Generic-Fruit 5 днів тому

    That second one almost made me wheeze.

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 22 дні тому +1

    Celeste if it were made by Edmund McMillen

  • @deef6320
    @deef6320 18 днів тому

    The comb room one was hilarious

  • @thomifron
    @thomifron 22 дні тому +1

    Guys, every copy of Celeste is personalized, my father works at Extremely OK Games you have to believe me

  • @RevengeofFredrick
    @RevengeofFredrick 14 днів тому

    "Skill ishue" broke me

  • @ModerationLabs
    @ModerationLabs 23 дні тому +3

    This is absolute gold

  • @twaan1524
    @twaan1524 24 дні тому +3

    9/10 no doorskip

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 22 дні тому +2

    We need more of these!

    • @typoriumgameplay
      @typoriumgameplay  22 дні тому +2

      I'll probably do more when I'll have enough ideas

  • @ChromaAqui
    @ChromaAqui 13 днів тому

    0:27 This one was DEVIOUS! I love it 😂

  • @ImPerroni
    @ImPerroni 11 днів тому +1

    This is peak comedy

  • @moncef2733
    @moncef2733 29 днів тому +4

    Mdrr c'est de l'art giga bien fait

  • @weryut154
    @weryut154 24 дні тому +4

    celeste

  • @yag821
    @yag821 21 день тому +1

    celeste but nothing goes wrong

  • @DarkChocolateMilkshake
    @DarkChocolateMilkshake 6 днів тому

    Madeline Wants To Be The Guy

  • @LunaLuminary
    @LunaLuminary 24 дні тому +3

    Why is this so funny 😭

  • @nup5
    @nup5 9 днів тому

    NOOOOOO NOT THE FAREWELL INTRO

  • @gurchyy
    @gurchyy 24 дні тому +3

    I love this

  • @JameyMcQueen
    @JameyMcQueen 21 день тому

    Started off slow and picked up after 30 seconds.

  • @Grantypoo
    @Grantypoo 16 днів тому

    NOT THE COMB ROOM

  • @mArmelade_69
    @mArmelade_69 23 дні тому +3

    That was really fun

  • @grimmisascorchmain9486
    @grimmisascorchmain9486 20 днів тому

    the comb room was crazy lmao

  • @superTC2009
    @superTC2009 20 днів тому +1

    0:09
    am i a bad person for laughing the hardest at this

  • @iky1157
    @iky1157 24 дні тому +3

    great stuff

  • @gpisthebest
    @gpisthebest 23 дні тому +1

    im so glad i clicked on this video 😂

  • @sj_lezaH
    @sj_lezaH 24 дні тому +4

    shrek

  • @supak00pa82
    @supak00pa82 24 дні тому +3

    These were all amazing LOL

  • @kelpie6978
    @kelpie6978 22 дні тому +1

    THE 1:26 ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAO

  • @pitori.
    @pitori. 23 дні тому +2

    This is so fucking cursed i can’t x)

  • @noahdecoco6438
    @noahdecoco6438 28 днів тому +3

    celste

  • @Sunrust
    @Sunrust 10 днів тому

    1:27 "raah."🗣📢🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @themarshmellow6466
    @themarshmellow6466 3 дні тому

    0:10 Granny: HA HA
    HA HA

  • @ndv9848
    @ndv9848 23 дні тому +3

    very fun

  • @lovenlex3519
    @lovenlex3519 21 день тому +1

    celese moment

  • @Kalico_Kallie
    @Kalico_Kallie 17 днів тому

    Celeste if it had a troll mod

    • @typoriumgameplay
      @typoriumgameplay  17 днів тому

      @@Kalico_Kallie @Kalico_Kallie Fun fact, almost all of those are actually made using code modifications or custom maps instead of editing, since it was easier for me. The only ones that are edited are the mario world key one, and the tumbstone one.

  • @Thegur90_Music
    @Thegur90_Music 20 днів тому +1

    THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @qalexandria
    @qalexandria 5 днів тому

    who agrees we need more of this, because this is funny as all hell.

  • @Joao-1114
    @Joao-1114 4 дні тому

    Eu fui o único que recebeu um aviso todo bugado do UA-cam por ter entrado nesse vídeo?