How to Ruin Geometry Dash
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- Опубліковано 31 січ 2025
- Geometry Dash is a really great game, but it's kind of stuck in the past. Fortunately, I have some professional game development advice that's sure to make it 100x worse. So what if Geometry Dash was free?
🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
🧡 Special Thanks:
RetroAdvance64 for the custom gem and lightning textures
Firee, LimeGradient, hiimjustin000, and more for modding help
Alphalaneous for the Happy Textures mod, which made UI editing way easier
Roadrolla for the epic Rattledash art
Various people on Discord for misc mobile game footage
Custom icons used with permission from Cyanflower, NHJ, RetroAdvance64, and more
Most of the edits in this video were actually modded in by me! Thank you to Geode, its developers, and its community for helping me make this video 100x better. Learning to mod GD has been an absolute blast, even if I'm still a bit of a beginner.
🎵 Music:
sans. from Undertale (Toby Fox)
March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Scheming Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Fluffing a Duck by Kevin MacLeod
Bossa Nova from Rhythm Heaven Fever
Alphys from Undertale (Toby Fox)
Run, Jump, Throw 2 from Super Mario Odyssey
Knight to C-Sharp from Crypt of the NecroDancer (Danny Baranowsky)
Dreamyard from Pokémon Black and White
Wii Shop Channel
Wonder Effect (silly) from Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Seventh-Inning Stretch from Rhythm Doctor (dvdfu)
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If you're reading this, I downloaded so many mobile games when researching this video lol
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🤔
wild
hi robtop my pookie
🤔
Rizztop
huh.
Remember: sometimes Robtop realizes your ideas
please god not this time 🙏
good
@@GDColon FINALLY DUDE U POSTED OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
@@GDColonjajajaja
Ya
RobTop’s gonna comment "agreed" and destroy everything
Underrated
disagreed
agreed.
Pls no robtop
Yeah
When he said "A shorter ad will just randomly appear against your will" I got an unskippable ad
Ю
That fake ad was so immersive for no reason
it was like half made out of spite
@@GDColon and it couldn't have been any better
Wished it showed deadlocked instead
@@GDColon it does funny
that was so incredibly well made, it sums up so well the ad watching experience on mobile
just like you said at the end of the video, i realized how much we take this game for granted. geometry dash is the gladiator of the mobile game industry, fighting against the norm that is making the player addicted to playing the game and spending more and more on it. i am very thankful to rob that he hasn't done anything like that and keeps the game free with so much content...
and let's hope he doesn't get inspired by this video. 😭
"thank you robtop", we all say in unison
thank you robtop
thank you robtop
thank you robtop
If GD Cologne gets 1 Million subscribers, can you get a tattoo of Use Code Cologne in The Geometry Dash Item Store
Now think of all the pay to win features we could have with multiplayer geometry dash...
EMOTES
@@GDColon GD Cube hitting the griddy😭🙏
Payed subscription for multiplayer
Oh my god this reminded me of that one GD Battle Royale game from a gd copies video
@@chooks27yeah it was gd copies 6
"Jajajaja you have not win" in the ai voice is amazing
@CubeHeadd also “LDM ball cube ball big”
@@thatepic1gd big balls
There should be a piggy bank: You earn a few extra orbs per level and save them up, and to claim them you need to pay money to 'break open' the piggy bank
Oh yeah also you have to pay within a certain amount of time or you lose all the orbs in the piggy bank
reminds me of asphalt 9 with that mechanic lol
maybe with gems
The worst part is I know a game that does something similar (minus the time limit)
@@Steve606_zen shards? (idk thats the only game i know with that mechanic)
inb4 he mentions gd marketplace like minecraft bedrock
Yoooo hi
Your community's overlap with the gd community is uncanny
hello
YO
china...
I have an idea to make this GD idea worse. In the treasure room, instead of just getting a chest when you pay for one, you get 5 you have to choose from. The rewards you actually get would be completely predetermined, but after you open a chest, the other ones would reveal their contents, and one would always have at least an Epic icon, and would have a high chance to have one of the time limited icons you want. This would encourage people to spend more on keys since they'll think the odds of getting the icons are higher than they are.
NOOOOOO
@@GDColon
blocky highway never forget
Maybe also add a layer-based reward system with a grand prize on the top, with each having 5 predetermined rewards with one being the "demon" that absorbs all you've got and reset the process for a week (unless you spend gems ofc). Remember that ower of fortune in Angry birds 2? yeah pretty much it, except it is weekly instead of daily, the rewards are much more plentiful and the cost to continue if you fail is 7 times higher the value. Also the choices will not be random, where the game will systematically track your playthrough and change both rewards and chances to fail accordingly. After all gambling dices, slots and roulettes are all rigged so why not in gacha systems?
@eges72 oh God, that's evil. Maybe you could spend say 2 keys the first time that day, but it cost 4 or 5 after.
@@GDColon if bro doesn’t agree with this, you know it’s psychopathic
I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING EVEN WORSE. In versus mode, you can pay to nuke everyone, making them restart the whole thing.
amazing idea
Look how they massacred my boy Subway Surfers
woof woof haaagrh
jetpack joyride is worse :(
bonk
the squad has been here
And thats why never put microtransactions
@@GDColondude you made me get a ad when saying your gonna need to watch a ton of ads. Thank you Mr. Wolf.
I think robtop should add the "ad trigger" that lets creators play an ad in their levels when it's triggered
mmmmmm money 🤑🤑🤑
6th like, wow
Jam is actually cooking
NAHHHHH
I do know those borderline NSFW ads that are literally everywhere.
This makes me appreciate everything that geometry dash isn't.
Hearted comment with one like? Dayum.
Appreciate the game while you can.
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
6:24 Imagine you beat a demon but forgot to active energy
I literally had to stop watching this because I nearly cried. I wish I was joking.
If literally any of these get added I am quitting the game and crying alone in my room for at least a week. Robtop, I am begging you to not do this. Please...
i'm so glad geometry dash isn't actually like this. these games are out to get you, and i want to make people more aware of that
😅
Yeah..
@@GDColonrobtop needs more appreciation
Damn bro, I hate to be that guy, bc I've also been playing GD for like 7 years, but like...is it really that deep?
@@DOG_EATER_1887 yes
There should be an exceedingly rare but still ever so slightly possible chance of a player's save getting permanently deleted, which can just be chalked up to a server error and they need to pay for all the features again
oh no which game was it
None actually, I thought of it myself because I'm evil >:3
(Not enough to actually do all this stuff though because I prefer being evil in a *fun* way)
@@GDColon robtop selling random youtuber's save data for 10.000k gems!
@@GDColoncreaterria :(
Hmm, not sure if that would cause your playerbase to shrink down since it would be really annoying.
“a shorter ad will randomly appear against your wil-“
i got an ad jumpscare 😭
marker!?😳😳😳😳
Lovely
Ads are the new congregation jumpscare.
@@PurpleWheatly puffball!?😳😳😳😳
Marker is a gd player confirmed??
How about add this one:
"Charged Energy Pass"
It's like we have extra 10 or more energy slot, the pass is valid for certain amount of time, for example it's valid for a month.
And hold on, it also gives time and price cuts to refill the energy, maybe like 20% cut, or any amount of cut.
Example, non-pass will have to wait 2 minute to refill one energy, but with the pass it's only take 1 minute.
And to refill with premium currency, non-pass have to pay 10 gems per energy, but with pass it's only have to pay 5 gems.
one problem with the chest and icon system:
there needs to be overly flashy animations for when you pull something rare
also it has to be like 5sec long and unskippable
The animation has to roll through different skins and show you something incredibly rare, only for it to roll something common
@@bbruh2018 ahh yes, as much manipulation as possible
@@bbruh2018 dont forget having the 1 IN 4389573258325 which is in reality is like 1 in 250
sols rng but bad
For the editor, have a free trial, either timed or quantitative
Timed: You get access for 7 days with full features and then you have to pay (this is great because some people will forget to cancel)
Quantitative: You get to create 3 free levels with full features, then once you’ve created your 3 you are locked back out of it.
Timed ones have the advantage of users not wanting to waste it, and of course some will forget to cancel. However quantitative free trials really give the user a “taste” of what they could do, and perhaps they would be inclined to pay for it.
Also, you could add different tiers to the editor.
Editor Basic: Just basic features that make up a level (portals, basic blocks, spikes, etc). Only game soundtracks. $5/mo
Editor Plus: More advanced features, and you unlock some decorations. Some custom tracks from specific artists. $12/mo
Editor Pro: Full access to all features. All custom tracks unlocked, this is basically the current editor. $25/mo
Editor Max: Everything in Pro, plus early access to EXCLUSIVE upcoming content. The ability to import any sound or music. Also, a coloured name or title to show you have this so you can laugh at all the brokies. $45/mo
Display all of this in a table putting ticks and crosses by each feature for each tier, to entice people more.
(I am not promoting this in any way, just thought it would be a cool idea to add into the video. Please do not come after me, as I am not responsible for any additions that may stem from this comment or the video.)
@@oZqdiac How would a quantitative system work if you can just remove all the objects in a level and start a new without really creating a "new* level?
@@plasma263 Well I thought that you would be able to create 3, and before you play it you’d have to save it which counts as one of your free levels (also, once you save it you can’t edit it)
I mainly see it in creation websites such as AI image generators and stuff, I suppose looking at it again it doesn’t quite fit the GD editor
Thank you so much
As a game designer, yeah screw microtransactions and related practices
As a visual comms and branding designer student, yeah I second that.
What games have you made?
4:03 no way bro used that to make it worse
Colon don't give him any bright ideas.
@@NQProductions just in chase.
Too late look at the fixed comment
generous to consider this a bright idea
too late
womp womp its too late
13:50 "Geometry Pass", you are welcome 🔥
*Dash song starts playing*
*Cinematic intro for the new GD season*
Announcer (in sync with the song): "Geometry Pass"
*Starts basically an ad read for the battle pass*
"See you in 2.2... Season 2!"
F O O D
I liked ultradash
G-Pass?
"Pass of Power" would be a fitting name.
Because it tricks you into subconsciously thinking you'll be more powerful as you buy the pass, even without looking into the content of the pass. Wordplaying is really a strong weapon when it comes to propaganda.
13:57 For anyone wondering, extended hyperdash is a technique used by speedrunners in the game Celeste.
Saw this while trying to beat farewell lol
@@Kirboiiii im stuck on checkpoint 4 ;c wavedashing is pretty hard
@@gdaleksw4041 im stuck at the last screen of farewell for like a year it sucks
@@gdaleksw4041 I think that wallbounces and jelly tech is harder than wavedashing. But if we're talking about the wavedash variants...
ultradash is celeste tech too
just putting it out there
Credit to CSR2 for some of these ideas:
Delivery times: When buying from shops, it will take a certain time until you actually have it. To reduce the time, you can either watch ads or pay gems.
For the Treasure Room: In order to make it even more effective, advertise a "loyalty reward", where after pulling enough chests, you can get an icon.
Collections: you can get certain icons only by getting a certain collections of icons. Getting these icons will reward gems and other such rewards to further incentivise getting the icons.
give me more ideas please (edited)
"You can't break what's already broken!"
- Fiddleford McGucket
So true
Gravity falls fan who also like geometry dash,
I never thought this day would come.
My time has come to mew i rizz the ancient skibidi that i may fanum tax!
@@magicaCZ...
@@magicaCZ STANLEY CUP!!
Games with energy systems tend to make me delete them immediately after playing for like 5 mins
No devious greedy game developer would ever care about such people
same
except for The battle cats, that game really got me lol
I always slightly thought of playing tomb of the mask but the second I found out(on this video) that it had energy, yep I'm never playing that shit
@@WClonnin tbc you get like 17000 leaderships tho
@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 me with 1 leadership:
never underestimate a hyperfixated programmer 🔥
Colon: A shorter ad will randomly appear against your will
UA-cam with the most perfect timing: take this 5 second ad
This video made me realise how much we take this game for granted, I realised I would’ve quit GD if it was like this. Colon, you made a fire video. Robtop, please don’t listen to him, please.
How about a VIP subscription. For way too much/month, you can gain access to exclusive icons, more objects to place in the editor (editor stays as a separate subscription), orb multipliers, more energy, an exclusive profile tag, and more! The editors stays separate to encourage people to buy both subscriptions. If they get just the editor, they’ll want the VIP pass to gain access to all the objects the editor has. If they get just VIP, they won’t feel like they’re getting everything they can out of it without the editor. I have so many more ideas for IAPs, like icon packs. Or how about full on DLCs, one could be platformer mode. Big packs that include mechanics that completely change the game. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and a vip+ subscription that costs twice as much and only adds a few extra things
VIP Ultimate which gets you both subscriptions plus perks
@@IceYetiWins and it's actually 50% more the price of buying both normally
+overly hard way to cancel them
16:21 "geometry dash situation is insane" 💀
Geometry Dash situation is Crazy
by Penguinz0 GD
Never knew charlie was a top player in GD Thats a big W
with a thumbnail showing the icon and saying "its over"
@sayedhassan-b5r which icon tho
“[...] where shorter ads appear against your will.”
skippable ad appeared just as the sentence finished LOL
It started out funny, then went from 0 to 727 real fast...
727!!! when you f*ing see it #WYSI
osu reference?
when you see it
@@overt1mes WHEN YOU SEE IT
wysi
Forced ads: 💩
Reward Ads: 😃
Banner Ads that don’t block your screen: 🗿
True
Reward Ads are optimal in my eyes (at least for my games and many others who I've seen). It's optional, so player experience is boosted. But, it offers a reward that is tempting enough that it will actually make decent revenue for the devs. Everyone wins!
what is the purpose of this comment
@@PuffleTheWaffle because it said types of ads, also, what’s the point of this reply you hypocrite
@@ScienceCodeCreations true, but banner ads are just grated
ain’t no way we got EA dash before GTA 6, what a time to be alive
"it's in the dash"
bro thinks theyre 2 minute papers 🤑🤑🤑
haha very original comment idea
Geometric Arts
Why did I think EA meant Electroman adventure
I know I'm late to this, but making icons server side is actually not a bad idea, like there can be icon contests or submissions. Honestly I believe it'll overall benefit the game and it doesn't seem completely farfetched because he's already working with server side with the wraith.
Modders are another example of that. I've spent 100 hours on strawberry jam for celeste and I just started the grandmaster lobby (the last 20% of content). All of that without getting any money, the mod is free.
celeste community is amazing
Should I try it if I'm looking for a new game, Colon?
I'm sorry, grandmaster!?!?!?! (I just beat the bigginer lobby)
@@Supersimpleanimatons yes, Celeste is the peakest of peak (get it, because mountain pea- I’ll stop)
@@GDColon REAL
Here's 5 more Ideas I came up with.
1. 2 Editor sections, a basic one with only like 1.9 stuff that you can access for $17.95/month and the levels you make won't get rated/featured. And then a premium section for $27.95/month where you get access to eveything and can get rated levels. Also you have to get the first editor section before you can buy the second one.
2. The ability to pay 1-5 gems to respawn in practice mode (the easier the level the more gems you have to pay).
3. A second type of keys, better then demon keys to unlock better chests and you have to pay more money for them. Also you can only open 1 chest/day but you can watch an ad to open more chests.
4. A third daily chest, so people watch more ads
5. Watching ads for orbs/gems but you need to watch 5 ads to get 1 gem, like in knife hit.
can you try 106118641 and send to mods please?
@@RADEET.OFFICIAL stop spamming lil bro
I'm adding one of mine, brace for the flood
4 - Offerwalls, you know what they are (it is basically an offering system that offers paid promotions of surveys and games to try and get hooked in excahnge for ingame currency)
5 - Instead of one daily level, you will get 10, and you will no longer be able to freely search levels by your will and there will only be 10 levels for you to try per day (from 2* easy to 10* demon, with two levels of the same difficulty between 4 and 7* and a small chance of a 1*) based on your playthrough. Watch an ad if you want to reshuffle
6 - VIP subscriptions, whether it'd be daily, weekly or monthly, with multiple layers, depending on your choice, with a cancellation fee that progressively increases as your subscription continues. There will be free one week trial for each
7 - Rig the daily levels. They will do a favor if you pay more and make it unfair if you pay less, with fairness slowly declining as you spend more and more hours f2p.
8 - A website that offers daily streak rewards only accessible through their website with bonuses if you log in every day per week, per month and even a grand prize if you consecutively log in to their website and claim rewards for 365 days. In addition to that, there will be deals and sales exclusive to said website, where you pay directly to them instead of through google play
9 - Annoying pop up deals (zynga moment) except, there will be an option to disable pop up deals exclusively for the VIP subscription
10 - With the assistance of AI technology, you'll be getting deals and bundles that are incredibly personalized, based on your gaming experience (i.e. your difficulty choice, how much you play per week, your bday etc)
12 - Make a "storage" where, as you complete levels you gain free chests, but they are only unlocked if you wait for a moment (like those chests in royale) and it will not have much inside. the chances of getting better chests will increase if you pay more (unlike in royale where chests arent random)
13 - Speaking of VIP, Under the highest tier, you will gain the option to skip a specific amount of ads for free rewards per day
14 - Add the tower of fortune from Angry birds 2, except it will be available weekly instead of daily, the rewards will be much plentiful, and the cost to continue will be 7x higher
15 - Everytime I Try to post my suggestions, youtube shadowbans me for a reason
1. Nobody is paying $30/month for an editor lmao
suddenly you have to pay for paths with actual money like a battle pass
edit: i was right
:O
Bait used to be believable
@@NotDocswdym
@@NotDocsbait used to be believable. try harder
@@the_yelobait used to be believable smh my head
You know what, the monthly path thing actually sounds nice, it would motivate people to work hard for the icons they like
OTHER 👏GAMES👏 THIS👏 IS👏 A👏 WARNING👏 NOT👏 INSPIRATION👏
OTH👏ER 👏GAME👏S 👏THIS👏IS👏A👏WARN👏ING👏NOT👏INS👏PI👏RATION👏*
@@thatcatthatalwayseatsyourcheesforgot the syllables in other and games
@@7DQuillion what the fuck are you clapping for
@@Oreo108GD I knew there was something
@@Oreo108GD games is only 1 syllable
I propose an idea to ruin it more. On PC, HD textures cost $10 (because mobile doesn't have hd textures, though maybe that can be made available through the battle pass). On both Mobile and PC, Medium Textures cost $5, and low quality textures cost $2. If you dont pay for any of these, all textures will be 1x1 pixel. You also have a limited number of clicks per day before having to buy more or watch an ad.
calm down satan
@@ThatJuiceGuyYT "Uh uh!" - My Name Is.
"nah, colon ain't evil enough" i thought to myself, not prepared for the editor subscription idea.
really fun video ngl i love funny stuff that turns into wake up calls
(also battle cats mentioned!!!! it's the least evil out of the gacha games i think lol)
@Man........seed tracking is a thing though, also anyone with half a brain doesn't usually roll with cf
@Man........ then if you do that you are dumb because an educated battle cats player would save catfood for guaranteed uber (yes the chances of a legend rare suck though)
@Man........ the more you know so you dont use them
Pjsekai mentioned too!!!
Please don't remind me of the agony that game has put me into
„Shut up and watch nerd…” and an advertisement jump-scared me lol.
“A shorter ad will randomly appear against your will.” *ad plays*
Colon you fucking genius
THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME JUST NOW
Almost every single time he said the word ad, I got one 😂😂😂😂😂
I also got an ad
4:54 "300 black men for only two pounds!"
Yes sir
He could've chosen literally any other clip from any other cr vid
IM 3 WEEKS LATE TO DO THIS REFRENCE FU.C
@@Elfire33345 they used to be cheaper
YESSIR
2:30 Dude the moment you said that an ad literally appeared out of nowehere 💀
@@CharlieTheDuhGuy FR LOL
FR FR
happened to me too
Same lol
That's intentional! he made it so that an ad would play whenever he said "ad". if u dont like it get Revanced
Why did I tap during the “try it yourself” part of the “ad” 😭
Literally WHY would you make this video Colon. If Rob sees this and makes this video a reality, I’ll be outside your door with a pitchfork
😬💀💀💀
He commented😢
We are not so back
We*
Oops, well he just did
My world was shattered when I found out that Dumb Ways to Die has a battle pass.
what.
@ your score every game adds to the battle pass where you unlock new levels, cosmetics, and characters.
how do you even apply that to dumb ways to die???
Dumb Ways to -Die- Earn Money
W H A T
(By Spu7nix)
missed opportunity to make this an April Fools
This would’ve been amazing if it was Colon showing off 2.21
spaceuk pfp depressing
2.2 BETA VIDEO SEQUEL WHEN? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
It would be amazing if this becomes a reality in april lol
But in BTD6 if you grind enough you can get the editor for free.
4:04 Generation Retro reference oml
how did I not notice that
Nilfheim copypasta too
I died laughing
LDM BALL CUBE BALL BIG
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break ????? !!!!! ?? ?! ??! !! ?! !! ?!!? ??! !! ?!!? ??! ?! ?? !! ?? !! ?? ?! ??! ?!!? ?? ??! ?! !! ?!!? slow ufo go! go! Yeah! fast cube dual wave watch out! faster! OMG! mini next next great! verified by NIFLHEIM koreaqwer
Before I watch the vid imma make some predictions
1. Icons that cost money
2. Ads that play if you die a lot
3. Checkpoints in every level
4. Level editor is paid access
5. No rating system
Edit: 4/5 baby lets gooo
1: 80% right
2: i guess energy??
3: nope
4: yep
5: nope
@@TrueGlitchyGaming3 was right
@@DSpeed. the editor is already paid
@@JeffTheBagel The full game is paid which includes the editor but lite is more of a demo, full game is just the full game
@@ssoaphie because lite quite literally IS the demo
Ngl being able to show you icon collection on the account tab is pretty cool.
Something else you need is a way to trade in multiples of icons for more keys, with higher rarity icons making it so you need less to make a key.
4:53 300 hundred black men for only 2£?
We got crusher21 in a gd colon video before gta 6😭
6:04 squeak reference
Yessir!
@@F4CT_57 We got people saying We got crusher21 in a gd colon video before gta 6 😭 before gta 6😭
Crass joke, but do 300 white men cost 3.33£?
Also, add another subscription that increases the amount of max energy you have
Default Energy Plan: 15 max energy, regenerates one every ten minutes(free)
Great energy plan: 25 max energy, regents once per eight minutes(7.49/mo)
Pro energy plan: 36 max energy, regents once per five minutes (15.99/mo)
Energy+++: 50 max energy, regents once per 3mins (30 dollars/month)
And they could charge for gauntlets and map packs
make it so to get a higher energy plan you must have all energy plans before it and make it so you get a free trial for 3 weeks but you get slightly less rewards and it costs an ad
13:56 "Based on the information, it's hard to tell. What is an Ultra Dash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words that have no business being together at all?"
"Yes."
wait... ultradash? extended hyperdash?
IS THAT AN ULTRAKILL REFERENCE (extended hyperdash= infinite hyperdeath)
@@ilovevideogames347 That is a Celeste reference
@spieleflo8543 and from where?
@@ilovevideogames347 both an ultra dash and an extended hyperdash are advanced movement stuff you can do in celeste
@@twbvqc oh ok
I love how he snuck in a "jajaja you have not win"
man the fact that you got me to think "holy crap, 20 gems!?" at 7:32.. The dopamine's already flooding
Youre cooked
Battle Cats starts off with the Mobile Game strategies, but then started to give way too much "premium currency" away for free.
because they know most players won't get past empire of cats
Overall is still one of the best mobile games
Yeah catfood is easier to just obtain by playing the game than buying it with money
@@SillyVania at a certain point event stages just become free cat food
Like the 10th anniversary gave away 3000 catfood ☠️☠️☠️
9:50 gd cologne exposed for promoting gambling to children
aw dang it
Lets go gambling
GD colon i checked my gaming recap and u were my top 3 favorite one! And i watched u 6x more then the avarage person! And i hope u will be happy or maybe a shout out of the most watching ppl!
Where is Mauled By A Bear
Hamilton cheese
the game just teleports you to the forest and you're about to be eaten by a bear lol
It's the unreleased 23rd main level
Hey geoblitz! Do you have any tips for making a texture pack,
LOL pay to unlock cool texture pack
Certainly the same person who knows so much about improving the game also knows exactly how to ruin it. The Competency Paradox.
To be fair when you get really good at doing something you know what to do AND not what to do.
16:15 Congrats, I don't know how anyone could have made the daily chat 1,000,000,000x worse, but this takes the cake
another idea: now that there are geometry passes, we can do collabs! Like imagine an impossible game collab
5:05
WYSI
WYSI
WYSI
COLON PLAYS OSU (and skyblock for some reason)
@@anymus5891 LETS GOOOO SOMEONE NOTICED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
youre the only person who commented this thank you
isi
Dunn dunn
727 COOKIZE, BLUE ZENITH WYSI 727PP OSU GAMERS ITS THE FUNNY NUMBER11!!1!!!!1!
2:28 That has got to be the best ad placement I've ever seen. Got a good chuckle out of me. For once I was not unhappy to watch a midroll
Say it with me now: 👏 In app purchases 👏 one more time: 👏 In app purchases 👏
"Why is nobody saying anything? In app purchas- c'mon guys, it doesn't work if one person does it."
👏 In-app purchases 👏
nuh uh.
Ok but seriously i would pay 3.99 for the bunny icon
10:04 I thought we were ruining GD? Pay-2-win is the PERFECT way to ruin any game!
Remember...
*it going fast to 10x speed*
🥶🥶🥶
remember...
you're *genocides*
Remember…
*It floats back*
why was this mentioned so many times in the premiere 😭
Who even remembers that video 💀
Me apperantly 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
13:35 I literally just got an ad 💀
I did too wtf
same lmao
@@GreatestNate888 LMAOOOO
WTH me toi
same what
imagine you need to watch an ad for every checkpoint in practice an platformer 😭
I haven’t even watched the video yet but I know it’s gonna be a banger.
14:44 you really think Rattle dash is worth that much!? that's a steal!!!
the tiktok voice reciting niflheim made me laugh so hard
Huh? Bro got the blue comment on UA-cam🔥
Nah before watching this I got an ad and the first words were “This is what the world needs now”
Remember: you have not win, you... died!
NOO!!
*epik dodging*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More ideas :
1.Orb, star, moon multipliers
2.Speed ups for energy regen
3.Buyable secret codes for keymasters
4.Online events with leaderboards where top 10 players get something
Omg I forgot about the vaults
5.Maybe temporary boosters? More common ones will be feasible and convincing but the most rare ones will be ridiculous and only accessible through paywalls.
6. Daily or even weekly and monthly streaks with that can be only accessed through their official websites
7. Special deals that are exclusive to said website, convincing you to directly pay them instead of paying through google play
8. Offerwalls, you know what they are ( if you dont it is simply an offering tab that offers you to do surveys and play other games in exchange for in game currency)
9. Ridiculous and extremely annoying pop up deals (pointing at you Zynga, Socialpoint and SG) that could be disabled through in game purchase
10. The chances in-game (featured tab) will do you a favor if you pay, the more you pay, the higher the chances of better playthrough (for example maybe easier 7* levels instead of harder 7* ones?) So you will lose into hopelessness and turn into premium currency (Empires & puzzles, dragon city, 8 ball pool and Clash Royale 🖕 you all)
11. Remove the search tab and further diving down so there are only random 10 levels to choose from
12. Personalize deals with the assistance of the AI you will get deals based on how much you play, in what time, on which date, at your birthday etc. So every single person will getan entirely different deal based on their playthrough (like their fingerprint or eyelid)
13. Worsen the experience with deliberate bugs stutters and crashes (this is a quite step too far I'm done here lol)
I am currently writing this studying branding design at college so putting them into practice right now. I hope it worked 💀💀
5. In the online levels you Need to grind 24/7 just to be 100th Place and get to the 101th and lose cool icon and gemz
@@paolarei4418 That happened to me once in a shitty gaccha game, lol
@@blackmarket-z1l Life on earth?!
(especially post-life tree)
GD should run in 360p and a max of 20 FPS with the song always starting 0.7 seconds late but you can unlock 1080p, unlocked FPS and regular song times by paying a subscription of $20 a month or $50 a year
YOO i made a game with dat ive gotten $4000 in like a month
(Edit)
It was the paid subscription, not the lag thing.
In some mobile game, you can watch an unskippable ad for not having random ads for 15 minutes
In GD I often use a cheat software like instantly complete a level, unlock all cosmetics or something like that
5:14 I used to play Cut The Rope 2 when I was younger and that had an energy system. But there was an item you could buy for in-game currency that would give you unlimited energy. However, this item was RIDICULOUSLY expensive to buy with regular gameplay (by this I mean no microtransactions) so I didn't get it for a while. One time it had a 20% discount for a day so I grinded an absurd amount of coins that day to finally buy it
Rob’s been real quite since this dropped…
He has always been
10:56 I will spend everything for her ❤️
@@AMEAME22 cologne hearted?
Is that TETO?!?!?!!?!?!
Oh crap...
@@senorn8430yes yes indeed
YESYESYESYESYES
13:06 number Seven of the Blood path is uzi. Oh Boy time to pay 7 dollars
The editing the ideas and the footage are incredible in every video you make dude, you just not stopping to surprise with your videos and creativity. Great job man keep up 💪
The amount of references in this video have me wondering where the Spanish inquisition is 💀
13:20 is it possible for me to kill Colon for this
💀
if robtop implements this, we are both asking
@@GMDazumarinehe saw this video, we are doomed
@gdphantom7940 no fucking way
@@gdphantom7940 "Today i bought 10 rarest icons in Geometry Dash, and im going to give it away to 1 lucky person!"
if robtop makes cubes, diamonds, orbs, stars buyable with real money, then robtop would be going bankrupt.
This is why EA should acquire geometry dash
it's the jumpscare god himself
Buy a Tartarus completion for just $69.99 Buy a checkpoint that allows you to respawn where you died for $4.99
how congregacious seeing you here!
I love the part where you played an ad in the middle of the video cutting you off lol.
Oh wait that was UA-cam.
No that was him. You do realize anytime an ad plays on UA-cam, it was placed there intentionally by the creator themselves, right?
wooosh
@@RiskiVR You didn't make a joke smartass. You didn't have irony.
You're not even confident enough to be yourself on UA-cam ofc you don't have enough self esteem to hand being corrected.
Unless your initial sentence was implying the ad being IN the video, in which case you could have use any other wording to convey that 10 times better.
I am fully convinced that Craig didn't even make his custom textboxes mod to make editing easier and instead came up with this entire video just to flex the mod.
everything i modded was for this vid, but i can easily use it for future stuff
@@GDColon I suggest in your new videos; you play 3 seconds of either Generation retro or dash spider jumpscare at the start of the video.
Idea: the game plays at 2x speed and you need a gamepass to unlock "SLOWER SPEED 1 HOUR" which slows down every element of the gameplay.