The Weird World of PSAs - JonTron

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2016
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    Jon takes a look at some of the weird PSAs from the 90s...
    Social Media:
    / jontronshow
    / jontronshow
    Cast:
    Jon Jafari - Himself
    Boyfriend - Dante Jayce
    Girlfriend - Kate McGarrigle
    Meth Mom - Shannon Krowicki
    Meth Dad - David Velesaca
    Meth CPA - Joe Tartaglia Malter
    Crew:
    Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Director/Line Producer - Sergio Torres
    Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
    Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
    Gaffer - Mike Shayne
    Sound - Matt Nissen
    Makeup - Melanie Licata
    Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
    Post Production:
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 39 тис.

  • @OranIsGone
    @OranIsGone 7 років тому +2163

    **Man loses girlfriend to alien because he was smoking weed**
    "Well, at least I still got my weed."
    **Dog runs up to man and steals his weed.**

    • @-DeScruff
      @-DeScruff 7 років тому +102

      "I know what I gotta do now."
      **Cuts open dog and fills it with cocane**

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE 7 років тому +8

      you can replace women, there is no substitute for buds.

    • @MKG176
      @MKG176 7 років тому +78

      He's a dog, what's YOUR excuse?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 7 років тому +4

      Alba Torres Well, he IS on meth.

    • @mamamiazakaria7481
      @mamamiazakaria7481 7 років тому

      That moment when you say It can't be worse

  • @Fitzboy19
    @Fitzboy19 4 роки тому +2191

    Little girl: I wouldn’t do drugs
    *but you would do a hamster*

    • @speedy932key4
      @speedy932key4 4 роки тому +116

      Alexey Saranchev imagine being a dad and thinking, "it's a shame my daughter is hooked on drugs, but at least she's not fucking animals"

    • @fatboydashredder9877
      @fatboydashredder9877 4 роки тому +23

      @@alexeysaranchev6118 are you having a stroke or something?

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 роки тому +25

      @@fatboydashredder9877 I'm having a time of my life. Why?

    • @edgardorivera4474
      @edgardorivera4474 4 роки тому +4

      Little girl: I never thought about it like that before

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 4 роки тому +8

      Just a normal pigeon when you don’t understand a joke

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat Рік тому +1342

    10:35 "You go to hell before you die." That is actually an apt description of addiction.

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Рік тому +46

      Holy shit dude I never thought my mind would be blown this hard on a comment of an oooold video I come back to year after year but you done diddit

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan Рік тому

      @@longsnoutpug7248 Observe: two halfwits in the wild. Watch as they attempt to communicate with one-another using the best regurgitated one-liners their barely-functioning brains can come up with.
      "Hello everybody, and thank you for having me at the annual drugs-r-bad convention. I would just like to say that addiction...
      ...is like hell. Thank you very much."
      And the crowd loses their minds, and everybody gets out of their seats and claps.

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Рік тому +2

      @@LeatherCladVegan Who hurt you?

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Рік тому +5

      @@LeatherCladVegan Know what nevermind. Things will turn around eventually,you got this,buddy ❤️
      Also *cough*t/iamverysmart*cough*😏

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming Рік тому +13

      @@longsnoutpug7248 Redditor 🤢🤢

  • @robbiemurda2213
    @robbiemurda2213 2 роки тому +873

    "You'll go to hell before you die" he's lowkey right tho if you've ever been super deep into addiction it's like a living hell, idk kinda felt relatable lol

    • @MasDouc
      @MasDouc Рік тому +58

      Mario would know, dude's climbing vines and running across clouds, he's 24/7 trippin

    • @n484251
      @n484251 Рік тому +24

      @@MasDouc ... Thank god you did not make another mushroom joke.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Рік тому

      +@@n484251 Yeah, those are just too easy. Instead, let's talk about how this motherfucker turns into a bumble bee. Or a ghost! How? Bro is tripping

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise 11 місяців тому +12

      I was on heroin and crack for seven years, living in the streets in Skid Row LA, West Oakland, Kansas City, Dallas ...
      You're not wrong

    • @paravoidy
      @paravoidy 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@smileymalaise idk if anyone's told you this but I'm proud of you ❤️

  • @rjvstheworld8575
    @rjvstheworld8575 6 років тому +3659

    Twist it.
    Pull it.
    Shake it.
    "Stop it"

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 роки тому +6654

    UA-cam: *shows drug psa ads all day*
    Also UA-cam: *age restricts a video reacting to drug psa videos*

    • @insertcoolnamehere937
      @insertcoolnamehere937 4 роки тому +246

      "It just works"
      -Tod Howard

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +35

      Will X that... strangely works even more for this coming from Todd Howard

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 3 роки тому +22

      “It just works”
      The purge movie

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 роки тому +17

      @@insertcoolnamehere937 "it just don't" -the rest of the multiverse

    • @ryanmaanum6495
      @ryanmaanum6495 3 роки тому +26

      That's such a hiprpcritacl move by the UA-cam algorithm

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +381

    OK, coming from someone with zero experience with drugs, i could understand someone seeing people smoking and wanting a cigarette. But I cannot for the life of me imagine someone with no prior desire for meth seeing a bunch of people gathered around a burning spoon and saying, "I want that shit"

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Рік тому +68

      Never once did I see a crackhead and go "yeah he's having a good time, let's do this shit"

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning Рік тому

      @@ToxicBastard in my area crack is an adjacent pot of shit you step into when you're already knee-deep in shit anyway. its the guys that are already fully hooked on heroin thinking "why not, I'm already pretty far gone" then we get to watch a skinny guy high on crack do backflips for the next hour

    • @carlosgoden4424
      @carlosgoden4424 Рік тому +23

      It builds up to that, ppl don’t start out like that, they’ll start with a less harsh gateway drug and want bigger and bigger highs from shitty drugs like meth

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Рік тому +21

      @@carlosgoden4424 Yes, that's what the outdated research from the 80's said.

    • @carlosgoden4424
      @carlosgoden4424 Рік тому +4

      @@CoralCopperHead what actually happens then?

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 Рік тому +293

    fun fact, a lot of these are canadian. like that one with the puppets in the alleyway. canada had a weird phase in the early 2000s of making strange, liminal-feeling PSAs for just about everything. the North American House HIppo is another example of a weird canadian PSA

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому +24

      Surprisingly, a lot of Canadian and UK PSAs were either horrifying (child abuse ones, drunk ones, drug ones, work safety ESPECIALLY) or just so bizarre you can't help but want to be under the influence to watch it.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Рік тому +6

      Ironically, the ones who've legalized pot, twenty years later.

    • @gldntchr7122
      @gldntchr7122 Рік тому +7

      @@anglepsycho the car/road accident ones I saw as a child were nuts in UK.

    • @kendallfrederickson6841
      @kendallfrederickson6841 Рік тому

      The house hippo was a cautionary tale of not believing everything you see in media and having some independent critical thinking . Ohhh far we fallen. They have become that of which they warned us of .

    • @ErrantPathfinder
      @ErrantPathfinder Рік тому

      @@anglepsycho How is that surprising at all? English PSA's have been designed to scare the shit out of kids since the late 60's

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 роки тому +2286

    This is a joint
    This is a McDouble.
    Which has more chemicals?

  • @Kekerro
    @Kekerro 7 років тому +2775

    No Intro?
    Where's Jacques?
    You're in shape?
    What have you done with the real jontron

    • @johnozemwogie3014
      @johnozemwogie3014 7 років тому +86

      I Think These Should Be Called Jontron Minis Or MiniTrons

    • @Ultimate_Gamer_3000
      @Ultimate_Gamer_3000 7 років тому +2

      He was adult napped we must call the bor busters

    • @ccggccggggccggcc
      @ccggccggggccggcc 7 років тому +2

      SupTestMan they killed him

    • @-startro6816
      @-startro6816 7 років тому +88

      SupTestMan he was too busy doing drugs

    • @stanleyleroy
      @stanleyleroy 7 років тому +11

      SupTestMan Macdonald's took him

  • @WarriorPNG
    @WarriorPNG Рік тому +60

    2:55
    its been 6 years and only now have i realised john just casually dropped the nword

    • @Wells13555
      @Wells13555 Рік тому +11

      Right? Like holy shit

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG Рік тому +11

      @@Wells13555 old jontron (and in extension game grumps) were fuckin wild

    • @easy8690
      @easy8690 Рік тому +4

      @@Wells13555 funne

    • @alexh3158
      @alexh3158 Місяць тому +6

      SAME I JUST REALIZED TOO AND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE COMMENTS

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 2 роки тому +97

    I can't believe he never did the one with the girl melting into the couch. That one's always been my favorite

  • @theawesomegamer9458
    @theawesomegamer9458 7 років тому +3427

    I died at who is more deader.

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 7 років тому +7118

    I feel like this episode was _actually_ sponsored by Jon's court mandated Community Service.

    • @SirMusty2
      @SirMusty2 7 років тому +149

      He always has sponsors these days so i wouldnt be surprised!

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 7 років тому +124

      Yeah how dare he make money through sponsors. Absolutely deplorable.

    • @SirMusty2
      @SirMusty2 7 років тому +73

      John Doe Projection much? No one here said it was a bad thing.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 7 років тому +42

      To me it feels more like an episode he made BEFORE getting restricted by his sponsors...

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 7 років тому +64

      I'm positive his own PSA at the end was filmed while he was high

  • @mr.breadman4181
    @mr.breadman4181 2 роки тому +300

    regan: pot is probably the most dangerous drug in the us
    heroin: funny guy

    • @ml6525
      @ml6525 Рік тому +35

      Fentanyl: Hi

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Рік тому

      Cock needle: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Virus_io.
      @Virus_io. Рік тому

      What's funny is the high amount of drug abuse in modern times knowing the danger. The west is truely stupid.

    • @williammorahan4907
      @williammorahan4907 Рік тому +7

      Bathsalts: hold my………tide-pods?

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Рік тому +13

      If anything that speech probably made pothead teens go "oh cool so the others aren't bad then" lol

  • @jcruz5050
    @jcruz5050 2 роки тому +82

    7:14 I luv how all the 'drugs' stick to his hands like a pocketful of moist unwrapped hard candy! There's one glued to his pinky ffs!😂

  • @roronoa1243
    @roronoa1243 7 років тому +1261

    tfw Jon says nigga in a video

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 7 років тому +218

      the best kind of video, nigga.

    • @RyanLee-bb7pk
      @RyanLee-bb7pk 7 років тому +22

      The Hug Box nice profile picture

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 7 років тому +67

      It's not like he said "I was walking down the street and I saw a nigga" or something like that, the context matters.

    • @Aces00
      @Aces00 7 років тому +70

      *elephant noises*

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 7 років тому +55

      The Hug Box *tuba* JON NO

  • @ElectricBarrier
    @ElectricBarrier 3 роки тому +4956

    You know, I understand the "who's more dead" one. The obvious answer is neither of them, they're both equally dead. So, illegal drugs and prescription drugs are equally dangerous. It's less of an anti-drug PSA, and more of a "be careful with legal ones too, you won't be less dead if you overdose on them just because they aren't illegal" PSA.

    • @jorgejeffries5855
      @jorgejeffries5855 2 роки тому +130

      You are stupid and wrong, the message is all drugs are amazing.

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 2 роки тому +388

      @@jorgejeffries5855 Oooooh, I get it now! LET'S ALL GET DEAD AS SHIT, AWOOOOO!

    • @Howitgoes799
      @Howitgoes799 2 роки тому +87

      @@ElectricBarrier YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @ItsAndy985
      @ItsAndy985 2 роки тому +167

      Idk the one that's more dead is the one that died first/decomposed faster

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 2 роки тому +41

      @@ElectricBarrier count me in, i wanna commit not living too

  • @lucciferoftheland4253
    @lucciferoftheland4253 Рік тому +197

    The farting one made me think that drugs are something your body needs and has to do like a fart.

  • @galladegamer3579
    @galladegamer3579 Рік тому +41

    6:19
    That person in the video actually is a ghoul! By definition, a ghoul is either "an evil spirit or phantom" or, the definition that matters in this case, "a person morbidly interested in death or disaster"

  • @jasonroque7729
    @jasonroque7729 7 років тому +1165

    "Jontron please upload more than usual!" *Uploads more than usual* "Jontron why is this video lazy looking??? Why did you rush??" People can never be satisfied smh

    • @thenotsew
      @thenotsew 7 років тому +60

      Or maybe some people want him to upload more and some want him to take his time and make quality videos. You can't please everyone.

    • @ronan_23
      @ronan_23 7 років тому +3

      we want great ones but we want others too hat can not be so good, we just miss Jon

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 7 років тому +11

      Jason Roque it's not the production values im worried about, it's the jokes. which are subpar

    • @lordofashes4382
      @lordofashes4382 7 років тому +14

      Jason Roque
      I rather like this change in quality. It's rather refreshing to get something off-the-cuff from John for once.
      That being said, I certainly don't want his higher quality videos to stop.

    • @TheDracoChick
      @TheDracoChick 7 років тому +7

      I've already said this before, but I have a feeling this just a filler video until he eventually releases the Christmas one. He didn't even post the video on his twitter.

  • @mistacleen2194
    @mistacleen2194 7 років тому +1795

    I think it's time to start sending comments asking if he's dead.

    • @isengrim99
      @isengrim99 7 років тому +40

      Sir Butterface "ECH!"

    • @sanitylogic4611
      @sanitylogic4611 7 років тому +29

      nah, his Twitter is still active.

    • @1CrazyFoxx1
      @1CrazyFoxx1 7 років тому +49

      nah, he's alive, he's recently got in hot water due to politics, but he's around

    • @lavender.lemonade
      @lavender.lemonade 7 років тому +28

      he still tweets once or twice a day which isn't as much as usual so I hope that means he's busy working on a new video.

    • @mistacleen2194
      @mistacleen2194 7 років тому +15

      Rach hopefully

  • @daemonz200
    @daemonz200 2 роки тому +81

    7:37 He's from the future, he predicted NFTs

    • @TheRedmike87
      @TheRedmike87 2 роки тому +7

      He should have taken a picture

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +2

      Oh my god you’re right 😅

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr 2 роки тому

      Fuck no

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF Рік тому +46

    “Give her some.”
    “Yeah, give me some!”
    So accurate, I got chills! Who hasn’t said “GIVE me some pot,” like a 5yo asking for a bite of a candy bar.

  • @augoosto11
    @augoosto11 6 років тому +3485

    After she hit all those eggs and plates with that pan, I was just thinking, "That's a lot of damage!", But I bet FlexSeal could fix it all right up.

  • @iamtheone3808
    @iamtheone3808 6 років тому +707

    "Which one is more dead?"
    The one that died first

    • @kylerharris4246
      @kylerharris4246 6 років тому +24

      I am the one- well if your username is saying anything I think you're the one who's more dead.

    • @iamtheone3808
      @iamtheone3808 6 років тому +10

      Kyler Harris Yeah, pretty much

    • @matthewninja6doll172
      @matthewninja6doll172 6 років тому +1

      The one that died from prescription

    • @Jaigantic97
      @Jaigantic97 6 років тому +2

      I am the one what did he say when he bleeped it out?

    • @wiktoriarynkun3673
      @wiktoriarynkun3673 6 років тому +8

      I thought the moral of this PSA was that they're equally dead of course and the overdose of illegal drugs is as bad as the overdose of prescription drugs.

  • @zonia1351
    @zonia1351 9 місяців тому +13

    Regan: “Weed is probably the most dangerous drug.”
    Scared Reporter: “…W…Why?”
    Regan: “We don’t know…Yet.”

  • @UnarmedNPC
    @UnarmedNPC Рік тому +8

    I watched this video back when it came out and I have watched it several times over the years. Only today have I just noticed when Jon asks "Is it really called Ghoul?" you can faintly hear someone in the background say "yes". He needed confirmation that the PSA was in fact called Ghoul. His reactions are so genuine they're hilarious.

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 7 років тому +2106

    I want Jontron's weight loss plans and secrets.

    • @epsorks
      @epsorks 7 років тому +141

      1. Be rich
      2. Profit

    • @omaralcazar6928
      @omaralcazar6928 7 років тому +51

      Epso RKS No just be sexy like him and you will be sexy like him

    • @nukalegend
      @nukalegend 7 років тому +181

      Drugs

    • @moshpitmachine
      @moshpitmachine 7 років тому +62

      Elexess Silvestri seriously, and I shit you not, track calories and shit. Micromanage food portions lol. Hey it worked for me 70 lbs in a year lol

    • @epsorks
      @epsorks 7 років тому +12

      70 lbs in a year is trash.

  • @squeet0
    @squeet0 3 роки тому +1801

    "This is your brain"
    "No it's not"
    I feel like he should've just ended the video there

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 роки тому +10

      Ended the PSA or ended the video as a whole?

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 3 роки тому +15

      I thought he also talked about the fried egg one and said "So what you're saying is that my brain is a healthy breakfast".

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +3

      Drug PSA in 5 seconds.

    • @sBlake238
      @sBlake238 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheInkPitOx That was in another one. I thought that too lol

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 3 роки тому

      @@sBlake238 Yeah I found that one

  • @flashbackfrank8781
    @flashbackfrank8781 Рік тому +15

    Drugs, drugs, drugs. Which are good, which are bad?
    Ask your mom or ask your dad.
    "Hey dad which drugs are good?"
    "Well, crack is too rough, meth is a no go, weed is safer than most cigarettes and you never ever take prescription drugs without being prescribed them."

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt Рік тому +76

    It's been over 20 years since I first saw the "this is your egg brain on drugs" commercial. Not a teen anymore but still to this day, all I can manage to think while seeing it is... man she's really cute

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Рік тому +4

      Bro. That's Rachael Leigh Cook.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Рік тому +4

      @@crapparc I mean duh! of course I knew that...
      (Who?)

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Рік тому +3

      @@BurnDoubt A kinda famous actress, my brother.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Рік тому +5

      @@crapparc appreciate the information brother! My girlfriend will be happy to have me watch Josie and the Pussycats or She's All That with her... absolutely random and for no particular reason LOL

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Рік тому +2

      @@BurnDoubt No, it's a complete coincidence that you suddenly want to watch chick flicks.

  • @neonshark8084
    @neonshark8084 7 років тому +3523

    Jon is my drug, but i only get him monthly in 10-20 minute doses

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 7 років тому +155

      monthly????
      what are you smokin dog?

    • @charliecrome207
      @charliecrome207 7 років тому +61

      +CircaSriYak the high lasts the whole month. its all you need. this stuff is strong.

    • @lnvenum
      @lnvenum 7 років тому +40

      more like once a year

    • @austinhenson18
      @austinhenson18 7 років тому +18

      NertamatorTV " who showed you how to do this? I learned it by watching you...jon"

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 7 років тому +2

      NertamatorTV At least you're Joning with moderation Nertamator.

  • @scottishmacncheese
    @scottishmacncheese Рік тому +13

    7:23 The genuine, from the bottom of his soul "WHAT THE FUCK?!" is so good dude

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja 9 місяців тому +1

      When he takes the glasses off:
      Jon: I FOUND THE GHOUL

  • @daesplays8737
    @daesplays8737 10 місяців тому +8

    "Mario mushroom jokes kill 6 million every year"
    Guys, I think I've finally found the answer to one of history's most interesting questions.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 5 місяців тому

      I'm sure the ADL would love to hear all about it too.

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +2178

    “IM NOT A KID IM 26” is my new favorite JonTron quote

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 5 років тому +4

      @@BeanieGoth Fetus = unborn B a B y

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ 2 роки тому +12

      only because of the way he says it-

    • @hotsaucemania251
      @hotsaucemania251 Рік тому +5

      Beanie goth love that

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s Рік тому +6

      I can say that now because I’m now 26.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Рік тому +2

      You've never tried to publicly criticize the starwars prequels? Or the Disney trash fires?

  • @revkun
    @revkun 4 роки тому +3773

    “Don’t let Aliens steal your girlfriend from smokin weed kids.”
    -Jon 2016

    • @nopeok2730
      @nopeok2730 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliotmenlove1104
      @elliotmenlove1104 4 роки тому

      Your*

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 роки тому +6

      *puff puff* whoops *stifles coughs*

    • @liljoker2535
      @liljoker2535 4 роки тому +6

      I wish an alien took my lady.

    • @tarekjaafar6903
      @tarekjaafar6903 4 роки тому +1

      THAT WAS SOME PERFECT TIMING WITH MY VIDEO

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend Рік тому +13

    Normally I’m annoyed with jokes where the punchline is “I don’t get the super obvious thing here”, but Jon just has the charisma to make me laugh so hard that I don’t feel even the slightest bit annoyed.

  • @Gothicah
    @Gothicah 2 місяці тому +3

    “Stop it, or else Mr T will come and shake all that loose change out of your pockets.”
    I’m always so unprepared to hear this line😭🤣

  • @DarkRed
    @DarkRed 5 років тому +1385

    You know what drugs do
    A lot of damage

  • @Jeru3
    @Jeru3 4 роки тому +2628

    8:00 explains how Jon ended up buying a 2k$ human sized garden gnome.

    • @BleedingTendencies
      @BleedingTendencies 4 роки тому +62

      I totally forgot about this til now and now I'm dying lmao

    • @realm1500
      @realm1500 4 роки тому +34

      Imagine being a time traveler from 2 years ago and reading this comment without context

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 4 роки тому +19

      I think the gnome was like 2 times the size of a human

    • @saynomore8795
      @saynomore8795 4 роки тому +20

      It was 8 1/2 feet tall, I believe.

    • @Jeru3
      @Jeru3 4 роки тому +7

      @@saynomore8795 Oh, we are using made up measurements. Let me check duckduckgo real quick.

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 2 роки тому +11

    I've seen every jontron vid so many times. This was one of my favorite eras of jonno. Like comfort food for my brain.

  • @kalstaff9201
    @kalstaff9201 3 місяці тому +1

    Love going back thru his old vids, they still hold up so well

  • @Youtube_Account8714
    @Youtube_Account8714 3 роки тому +2170

    The man who who kept screaming “Freeze!” In the Straight Up skit was the voice actor of the Smash announcer. If he says not to do drugs, than I won’t do em’.

    • @freezingkold
      @freezingkold 2 роки тому +87

      Wait really? I know I probably won’t get a response cuz this is 3 months old but that’s really interesting if it’s true

    • @Youtube_Account8714
      @Youtube_Account8714 2 роки тому +42

      @@freezingkold yep. 99% sure

    • @brookietea5365
      @brookietea5365 2 роки тому +43

      I thought the smash announcer was Xander mobus? The guy that does jokers VA

    • @druidt8949
      @druidt8949 2 роки тому +82

      @@brookietea5365 Xander only started as the announcer in 4, Brawl Melee and 64 all had different announcers

    • @Xenobears
      @Xenobears 2 роки тому +65

      @@brookietea5365 for a few seconds, I was really confused, because I was going “but wasn’t Mark Hamill the voice of the Joker?”
      But then I remembered Persona 5 was a thing.

  • @Meliaontour
    @Meliaontour 5 років тому +450

    “Drugs are bad I won’t do drugs!”
    Then you look at her eyes and wonder, “really”

    • @catalyst455
      @catalyst455 4 роки тому +4

      They’re just pennies

    • @baileyzane10
      @baileyzane10 4 роки тому +1

      @@catalyst455 whoosh

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 роки тому +4

      @@catalyst455 drug pennies

    • @flyingturtles6079
      @flyingturtles6079 4 роки тому +1

      Tee Wew28 nah she baked as Joda

    • @Aideen
      @Aideen 4 роки тому

      ..its her glasses. unfortunately they ran out of funding.

  • @TheElcollin
    @TheElcollin 2 роки тому +17

    4:27 Breaking bad cast this guy as a bodyguard who gets beaten to death by his meth distributor boss Tuco in season 2

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond Рік тому +6

      I wouldn't have recognized that. He did a good job disguising his voice

  • @frosted_glaceon5513
    @frosted_glaceon5513 2 роки тому +1

    This brings joy to my soul in my worst of times. Awfully sick right now. Laughing hurts, but it makes me feel better.

  • @scrublord5760
    @scrublord5760 7 років тому +1918

    Did...did Jon upload twice in one month...? Am I dead..? Is this heaven..?

    • @Mike190
      @Mike190 7 років тому +108

      no this is patrick

    • @Digitaldude23
      @Digitaldude23 7 років тому +42

      No, because ya do drugs, ya gota hell before ya die.

    • @jkasdf3
      @jkasdf3 7 років тому +62

      are you dead? am i dead? whos deader?

    • @nerdler7468
      @nerdler7468 7 років тому +5

      No this is hell you took to many drags breh

    • @husky19864
      @husky19864 7 років тому +4

      nope, jon is just a fuckin Douche

  • @Randomized34
    @Randomized34 7 років тому +641

    This video feels like it was completely unscripted, and I fucking loved it. Keep up the good work Jon!

    • @burst.7227
      @burst.7227 7 років тому +1

      Michael Hernandez exactly

    • @PortalPuddle
      @PortalPuddle 7 років тому +16

      Michael Hernandez I'm laughing so hard because this is literally EXACTLY what I was going to say. I feel like he's completely in his comfort zone dabbling into like game grumps type improv. This is why Jon is one of the greatest entertainers ever.

    • @victoriagentry3936
      @victoriagentry3936 7 років тому

      true

    • @SunWeiC
      @SunWeiC 7 років тому +10

      THIS is the JonTron I subbed for back in 2010.

    • @Shadowballs12
      @Shadowballs12 7 років тому +1

      Michael Hernandez I was the 420th like on this comment kek

  • @seekingsnowflakes
    @seekingsnowflakes Рік тому +1

    Jon, I thank you for making this video so I can make a lesson outline about persuasion techniques used in PSAs - you're an amazing man of talent 😃

  • @mikahonigmann
    @mikahonigmann Рік тому +2

    Sparkin up my joint I can’t imagine a better video for the sesh

  • @LaboLad
    @LaboLad 4 роки тому +1609

    2:59 “This guy died from a bullet. This guy he fell down the stairs.”
    *Which one them’s is deader?*

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 4 роки тому +32

      YOU BETTER ANSWER THIS

    • @slideski_9724
      @slideski_9724 4 роки тому +28

      Me in the audience: "I dont know man, bullet wounds are pretty bad!"

    • @bakibaki4663
      @bakibaki4663 4 роки тому +7

      Yea the one who got hit with a bullet has a little soul in him

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 4 роки тому +2

      Bullet boi

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 роки тому +16

      I'd say from a mathematic perspective, the guy who died from a bullet is deader since it would have killed him before he hit the ground whereas with the guy who fell down the stairs, his death would occur during or afterwards which wouldn't be as quick.

  • @Chara_Dreemurr001
    @Chara_Dreemurr001 3 роки тому +944

    "I'm bleeding!"
    *"Well done. Yes you are."*

    • @davidchurchman5771
      @davidchurchman5771 3 роки тому +36

      Why the voice actor is the best:
      *this*

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 3 роки тому +16

      AAYYYY DONT FORGET THE METH BABY! also Azzy is the best character.

    • @DapperCthulhu5182
      @DapperCthulhu5182 3 роки тому +27

      @@davidchurchman5771 David Mitchell, excellent UK comedian, if anyone is curious

    • @davidchurchman5771
      @davidchurchman5771 3 роки тому +8

      @@DapperCthulhu5182 I thought it was him. Since I heard him on WILTY I always thought he was one of the greats.

    • @mannamedbeef
      @mannamedbeef 3 роки тому +2

      You get a prize for excreting body sauce

  • @andrewhuckstepp206
    @andrewhuckstepp206 3 місяці тому +2

    Love how Jordan is clearly just reading his lines 😂

  • @vidguy2004
    @vidguy2004 Рік тому +3

    2:33 "Who's more dead inside, that's the game I play, hey, that's me!" 😂😂😂
    I can relate.

  • @korybass136
    @korybass136 3 роки тому +2681

    I love how the dog one just rendered him speechless.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +18

      Nice rule 63 cap picture.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 роки тому +1

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 At least of tastefully made, rather than being overly horny, that's a first for rule 63

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +10

      @@lvbboi9 I can't tell whether that's an R63 Bucky next to her or if only Cap changes for some reason

    • @MajorShanks
      @MajorShanks 2 роки тому +12

      "I'm smokin'!"

    • @witepybro9443
      @witepybro9443 2 роки тому +5

      Witch one?

  • @natestern2021
    @natestern2021 3 роки тому +710

    Imagine being the actor who played the meth baby, growing up with that knowledge

    • @marveloussuperboy6370
      @marveloussuperboy6370 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah that must be weird now

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 2 роки тому +9

      That is true.

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 роки тому +2

      It was a doll

    • @princess7jasmine
      @princess7jasmine 2 роки тому +16

      @@breazy832 That was absolutely not a doll my dude haha

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 роки тому +5

      Meth baby, meth baby, there in the sand, from July through the end of September...
      I don't know why that popped into my head.

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 11 місяців тому +3

    You did a really good job of your own PSA, that was really clever, it looked like a real one.

  • @justinsundstrom8976
    @justinsundstrom8976 Рік тому +1

    12:08 Thanks Jon. Now I'll never do drugs. You're a true hero, and I'm so proud of this community.

  • @rockefeller511
    @rockefeller511 5 років тому +1738

    Im from Mississippi and i remember meeting the guy who did the voice for the rat. Cool dude and he smokes

    • @Tinyalien1234
      @Tinyalien1234 4 роки тому +59

      Wow

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 4 роки тому +86

      I'm not surprised.

    • @marlamcenaney1648
      @marlamcenaney1648 4 роки тому +46

      *seems legit*

    • @clowngutz
      @clowngutz 4 роки тому +64

      *irony at it’s finest.*

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 4 роки тому +55

      My assumption would be that he was involved in activism because he wanted to quit. Sad, but still kinda funny.

  • @penorpie7224
    @penorpie7224 7 років тому +438

    Did Jon just say "nigga?" It's been a while.

  • @gracet6533
    @gracet6533 2 роки тому +2

    I come back to this every once in a while to see Pablo the Mule Dog

  • @NikoliBearcrusher
    @NikoliBearcrusher 2 роки тому +1

    I've probably watched this video a dozen times or so since it game out six years ago and I just now realized the meth bay commercial has an old Korn song playing in the background. How ironic.

  • @aterr
    @aterr 6 років тому +191

    this dog is cool as ice.
    FORESHADOWING!

  • @jdderew1
    @jdderew1 Рік тому +1

    The ''PROBABLY'' at the start there with the gun shot sound really cracked me up

  • @Gamer-kg4ec
    @Gamer-kg4ec 2 роки тому +9

    2:13 after watching this video at least 10 times over the past few years, I am convinced this wasn’t satire. I am reinforcing this fact by remembering him stuffing his face with pizza while play the Noid game in the Fast Food games episode. Straight up!

  • @dayspassed9536
    @dayspassed9536 4 роки тому +399

    "I'm not a kid I'm 26!"
    You sir were put on the earth to do one thing, and I think you found your thing

  • @coyote47713
    @coyote47713 6 років тому +609

    "Dis guy died from a bullet. Dis guy he fell down da stairs. Which one o' dems is deader?"

    • @victoriajennings8197
      @victoriajennings8197 6 років тому +22

      coyote47713 You better answer that question. That's not a rhetorical question! THAT'S NOT RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 6 років тому +33

      Das the deadest nigga I’ve ever seen.

    • @deathstardoesstuff
      @deathstardoesstuff 6 років тому +5

      The deaderest on is da one dat did da Big Mac

    • @oteyot7973
      @oteyot7973 6 років тому +1

      Are you allowed to be in here?

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 6 років тому +2

      I'm reading this in Christopher Walken's voice.

  • @GawdsNectar
    @GawdsNectar Рік тому +1

    Where have you been all my youtube life? I'm here for all this now

  • @fizkentv
    @fizkentv Рік тому +3

    I've seen this video a couple of times now. I've been high everytime.

  • @manny1812
    @manny1812 7 років тому +1501

    "let me binge on jontron's new uploads!" *oh*

  • @WulfieZi
    @WulfieZi 7 років тому +324

    Jon hasn't uploaded a video in five months.
    I'm sitting here with an empty channel and wondering if he's dead.
    Now the real question is...
    Who's more dead?

    • @ashh6887
      @ashh6887 7 років тому +2

      WulfieZi 😂

    • @pizzasoda6674
      @pizzasoda6674 7 років тому +16

      He's active on twitter

    • @MrPoopenFarten
      @MrPoopenFarten 7 років тому +8

      WulfieZi a better question...
      Who's more deader?

    • @PxllWav
      @PxllWav 7 років тому

      I hope he comes back...

    • @ashh6887
      @ashh6887 7 років тому

      WiresTheRoboWolf We all do, love ;-;

  • @seanstark4312
    @seanstark4312 Рік тому +2

    I really wanna see Jon react to more PSAs in the future

  • @RepentingGentile
    @RepentingGentile Рік тому

    I think this might be my favorite episode

  • @Lonyguy
    @Lonyguy 6 років тому +500

    4:43 "this dog is cool as ice..."
    Jon's latest video: "Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron"
    HE PLANNED EVERYTHING!

    • @carnelobo8496
      @carnelobo8496 6 років тому

      Lonyguy GODDAMNIT EVERYONE. Did everyone commenting even watch the video? That's the NAME OF THE MOVIE. THAT'S WHY THE DAMN VIDEO IS _CALLED THAT_

    • @Lonyguy
      @Lonyguy 6 років тому +9

      Carne Lobo
      Dude chill, just joking...

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 6 років тому +1

      Carne Lobo no shit.

    • @xandert8527
      @xandert8527 6 років тому

      JON IS ILLUMINATI?!

    • @Robert-lb7jq
      @Robert-lb7jq 6 років тому

      Jon did 911 confirmed.

  • @thefireisonfire
    @thefireisonfire 7 років тому +2138

    4 FUCKING VIDEOS WITHIN A MONTH?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

    • @dad641
      @dad641 7 років тому +76

      half life 3 will come out someday

    • @istieldawn2968
      @istieldawn2968 7 років тому +5

      CSD Aka: That UA-cam Channel Oh. Probably.

    • @MilkSpitter
      @MilkSpitter 7 років тому +93

      Just means he will now disappear for several years.

    • @carlearlewis837
      @carlearlewis837 7 років тому +1

      TheFireIsOnFire

    • @Honeneko.
      @Honeneko. 7 років тому +8

      It's a record.

  • @mackw3038
    @mackw3038 Рік тому +2

    what where those ads with the eyes on the puppet what the heck. im watching this with headphones in while hosting chess club for the students and it was so hard to hold in my laughter looking at the puppet's veiny eyelids and yellow fever looking eyeballs

  • @Measuresderepo
    @Measuresderepo 8 місяців тому

    I love the little voice he does in this video

  • @brendajohnson5999
    @brendajohnson5999 7 років тому +373

    Man, Jon's going through puberty right now.

    • @TechDark
      @TechDark 7 років тому +1

      ?

    • @papayer
      @papayer 7 років тому +7

      and Jon's body neglects it

    • @eneeko5518
      @eneeko5518 7 років тому +2

      Brenda Johnson listen stop it get sum help

    • @Reilly444
      @Reilly444 7 років тому +9

      He looks like Josh from Drake and Josh

    • @TechDark
      @TechDark 7 років тому

      BLACKhawk 1243 ech ach shiet catching a cold right now

  • @pepenaman
    @pepenaman 5 років тому +361

    I like how Jon literally stops talking once Pablo the Mule dog started talking and he just can't think straight for like a minute.
    That's how messed up that video was for him.

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 років тому +6

      its an act you genius, still great scene

    • @b_layered
      @b_layered 5 років тому +6

      @@RowBlanka booooooooo

    • @liamk3451
      @liamk3451 5 років тому +3

      @@RowBlanka
      no shit it's an act, way to be an asshole

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 років тому +2

      @@liamk3451 way to state facts u mean, that dude above clearly thought its a live reaction that wasnt planned out...

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 років тому +1

      @@liamk3451 why ``no shit`` obviously some dont get it, i dont get people like yourself why even comment illogical stuff, just to release some built up steam?

  • @MyRobotHand2000
    @MyRobotHand2000 2 роки тому +4

    10:17 this part genuinely made me laugh. It was hard to contain

  • @natetskrt7470
    @natetskrt7470 Рік тому +4

    I am watching this high

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 5 років тому +182

    To be fair the “who’s more dead” PSA actually did and still dose raise a valid point. Drugs illegal or legal if abused can kill you.

    • @613aristocrat
      @613aristocrat Рік тому +2

      Yeah, that rhetorical question did make me think a little. Pretty dark, but makes its point.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Рік тому

      That was only for idiots or other word, 'Murica!

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Рік тому +1

      its one of the few that is actually valuable tbh

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 7 років тому +804

    "Go to hell." - Mario

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 7 років тому +12

      this looks like top comment material.

    • @2bae642
      @2bae642 7 років тому +1

      5carecrow94 forgot the "please?"

    • @GuyUWishUWere
      @GuyUWishUWere 7 років тому +15

      "BEFORE you die"

    • @ShiningTaiga
      @ShiningTaiga 7 років тому

      Yeah! ...oh wait

    • @kumakisu
      @kumakisu 7 років тому

      so long gay bowser

  • @RosieRow2104
    @RosieRow2104 2 роки тому +2

    Did this just become unrestricted? First I've seen of it and it was top of my recommended

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 2 роки тому

    9:47
    That was a pretty sick UFO impression, good job Jonathan

  • @mort7987
    @mort7987 5 років тому +902

    Meth Baby is probably a Soundcloud rapper

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 5 років тому +9

      Lil meth feat. M.C Baby

    • @Otterpoptheotter
      @Otterpoptheotter 5 років тому +6

      Meth Baby ft. MC Dealer

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman 5 років тому +12

      Just checked SoundCloud... there is in fact an artist called Meth Baby, and he has an album called “are you on crack”

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic 5 років тому

      You're right, in that case keep em coming. The world needs more SoundCloud rappers!

    • @connerbearden6153
      @connerbearden6153 5 років тому

      I have a class mate who calls himself young baby face

  • @TelecastPropellor96
    @TelecastPropellor96 7 років тому +332

    Thumbs up for David Mitchell. Only -90s- British kids will remember.

  • @atomicleon1519
    @atomicleon1519 2 роки тому +5

    2:55 "This is the deadest n*gga I've ever seen"😂

  • @musthemc
    @musthemc 2 роки тому

    This is still entertaining years later

  • @noahseyer3097
    @noahseyer3097 4 роки тому +4496

    Very surprised McDonald’s is so against drugs, Seems like everyone who comes in there has munchies

    • @Foril89
      @Foril89 4 роки тому +13

      kak funny XD

    • @jacksongamez6112
      @jacksongamez6112 4 роки тому +29

      Thats the only reason I go

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 роки тому +97

      McDonalds: Drugs are bad, mmkay?
      Me: But McDonalds, your food is bad
      McDonalds: you have Mcyeed your last McHaw

    • @i_love_games110
      @i_love_games110 4 роки тому +46

      Someone literally came into a mcdonalds i was eating at and started fucking doing meth.
      We had to call the police after we left because he also was carrying an hatchet.

    • @ashvsthedeadite6091
      @ashvsthedeadite6091 4 роки тому +25

      @@i_love_games110 That sounds about right..

  • @Mikey-zj8bn
    @Mikey-zj8bn 5 років тому +342

    Did mario just tell me im going to hell before i die....

    • @d-tayrapz4297
      @d-tayrapz4297 5 років тому +15

      Yes.....
      Yes he did

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 5 років тому +4

      Please.

    • @bipedleek241
      @bipedleek241 5 років тому

      Zero Espada it’s prison

    • @tjrauchie3081
      @tjrauchie3081 5 років тому +3

      Actually a wrestling manager dressed as Mario told you that you are going to hell before you die

    • @VHwitTheVids
      @VHwitTheVids 5 років тому +1

      I can die happy.

  • @Thebees21
    @Thebees21 29 днів тому

    To this day the “Mario it’s me Luigi” part is the funniest skit Jontron has ever had to me. It kills me every time. Looked up the video again just to see it lol.

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 2 роки тому

    I think I watch this like every few weeks

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 2 роки тому +646

    “They’re good listeners.”
    “Are they ghouls?”
    MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @cooperwarren3829
    @cooperwarren3829 3 роки тому +750

    jon’s “chicken mac nuggets” voice is the best thing ever

  • @EpicPython-qq6ys
    @EpicPython-qq6ys 2 роки тому +7

    3:23
    Sargent, what happened to smoking a cigarette man?
    Lady, we're in the middle of a war. What do you think happened to him?!

  • @carlosalfonso5865
    @carlosalfonso5865 5 місяців тому +15

    2:56 jontron dropping the most obvious n word 😂

  • @thebananalog
    @thebananalog 6 років тому +143

    "I'M NOT A KID, I'M 26!"

    • @kreeper803
      @kreeper803 6 років тому +2

      That One Ravioli Lady says the man with a re nightmare profile pic

    • @thecrazyotter4873
      @thecrazyotter4873 6 років тому +4

      Kolby Kamp its a joke from the video

  • @ahren7741
    @ahren7741 4 роки тому +306

    "This episode was sponsored by MY WEED DEALER"