The New Star Wars Game in a Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024

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  • @sourich3
    @sourich3 3 місяці тому +4779

    Ubisoft isn't sufficiently hydrated enough

    • @dkachyobi-emelonye2107
      @dkachyobi-emelonye2107 3 місяці тому +22

      they haven't been for years :(

    • @Tibcsiable
      @Tibcsiable 2 місяці тому

      You anti video game anti star wars 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @StarWarsOwen
      @StarWarsOwen 2 місяці тому

      fun fact: they purposely made the main character chick MORE UGLY than the original real girl she is "based off of" LOL sooooo cringe

    • @orthodox_german_patriot
      @orthodox_german_patriot 2 місяці тому +21

      Tell me, does this game have more than just gun, that you can permanently carry?
      If it hasn’t got at least like 15 guns or so, I’m not gonna buy that piece of sh.
      There are hundreds of guns in that universe, if they got that one little crappy laser gun, I don’t know, how I would even fight and enemy.
      I expected so much from this when it was announced!
      Like building your own character at the beginning and making your own choices.
      They should have worked together with Bethesda or just have created another game.

    • @mrchi3f1179
      @mrchi3f1179 2 місяці тому +12

      @@orthodox_german_patriot Looking at Starfield, I don't think Bethesda woulda helped much. As for weapons I've heard you can only pick up enemies or a few found around the world but when they run out of ammo, you switch back to main blaster.

  • @danilocesto
    @danilocesto 2 місяці тому +1173

    4:40 Imagine being the Ubisoft employee who asked Modest Pelican to reset the mission because he didn't do it properly, and then being declined but asked to fetch some water lol

    • @Synky
      @Synky 2 місяці тому +103

      He sent him on a fetch quest 😂

    • @darthmeowl
      @darthmeowl 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Synky and than "you have to bring it again because you didn't do it properly"

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 2 місяці тому +9

      I stopped reading after "imagine being a Ubisoft employee". I simply can't.

  • @dodgy1779
    @dodgy1779 3 місяці тому +4290

    This is what happens when Ubihard doesn't drink enough water

    • @LeftSinkHandle
      @LeftSinkHandle 3 місяці тому

      An aqua enema should do nicely for them

    • @Mazapine
      @Mazapine 3 місяці тому +131

      I used to be ubihard, but now I'm ubisoft

    • @davidmahoney3804
      @davidmahoney3804 3 місяці тому +21

      Too much kool-aid and not enough water.

    • @rankhat9925
      @rankhat9925 3 місяці тому

      @@davidmahoney3804and sugar

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 3 місяці тому +5

      @@rookie9028 Congratulations, you played yourself

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 2 місяці тому +607

    I can't wait for those trademark Ubisoft missions where you have to follow a friendly NPC for 10 minutes that takes you to an enemy NPC who you have to follow for another 10 minutes. Sooooo exciting

    • @daveslow84
      @daveslow84 2 місяці тому +79

      Don't forget that for some reason their walking speed is different to yours so you have to constantly stop and sprint again😂😂😂

    • @BIGNUGGET5434
      @BIGNUGGET5434 2 місяці тому +3

      Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of.

    • @rydiinx3
      @rydiinx3 2 місяці тому +2

      just... don't buy it?

    • @heliszor6110
      @heliszor6110 2 місяці тому +25

      @@rydiinx3 no worries, I won't.

    • @stryfe0
      @stryfe0 2 місяці тому

      @@daveslow842024 and they can’t make it that your character walks with them 😂.

  • @Dreamtheory618
    @Dreamtheory618 3 місяці тому +1211

    I'm dead, fucking you killed me when you said Jabba at the open ceremony lmaooo

    • @XRandomLuckX13
      @XRandomLuckX13 3 місяці тому +20

      I had to pause and find someone who wrote it first but Yea I nearly choked once I heard it!!

    • @1_underthesun
      @1_underthesun 3 місяці тому +17

      That part made me spit out my water! Peli has really changed. Here he is making sure I'm less hydrated.

    • @peacebeatsdrama
      @peacebeatsdrama 2 місяці тому +3

      Same!! That was so funny 😂

    • @jesseweenk
      @jesseweenk 2 місяці тому +2

      I paused to comment this too lol

    • @yoyokid6661
      @yoyokid6661 2 місяці тому +1

      That was mint.

  • @elderliddle2733
    @elderliddle2733 2 місяці тому +1020

    “He offered to reset the mission as I failed to do it properly”.
    Tells us all we need to know. This game was advertised as “do it however you like”, and that happens.

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious 2 місяці тому +81

      AAA studios have never figured out actual RPG elements and open-world yet

    • @johnmarston1419
      @johnmarston1419 2 місяці тому +5

      No it wasnt tell me we where you got that from
      And even then not every mission can be play how you want without detracting from immersion and character arcs

    • @Erilis000
      @Erilis000 2 місяці тому +3

      it's par for the course at this point, I mean what do you expect?
      It'll probably still be fun to dick around in.

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@sqlevolicious What exactly is your example of a game that does do RPG elements and open-world well? Because chances are it's a AAA game.

    • @Ratking_Actual
      @Ratking_Actual 2 місяці тому +6

      @@plmokm33 Kingdom Come Deliverance and while I haven't played it yet, the upcoming KCD2 I'm sure will be an overall improvement upon KCD.

  • @antarcticanman
    @antarcticanman 3 місяці тому +4590

    This game was designed at a big corporate round table by suits.

    • @skirne_
      @skirne_ 3 місяці тому +196

      today, 90%+ of anything you consume in commercial world is..

    • @oxydoxxo
      @oxydoxxo 3 місяці тому +45

      Indie gold rush

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith 3 місяці тому

      Oh man Big time burn by the 12 year old. Hahaha did you say game was designed at a round corporate table ?? Ooooooommmgggggggggg Lmaooooooooooooo
      In fact
      Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Ugh I wish idiots would stop posting comments

    • @es68951
      @es68951 3 місяці тому +63

      The only thing less creative than me trying to come up with a joke right now

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 3 місяці тому +49

      They also think if they made the main character ugly people will only focus on the shitty story

  • @thomasjohn2403
    @thomasjohn2403 2 місяці тому +473

    "I love Jabba the Hutt. I love how he played Jesus Christ in the opening ceremony of the Olympics".
    Good one mate

  • @beans766
    @beans766 3 місяці тому +2391

    "Call me George droid" 💀

  • @mcdirty764
    @mcdirty764 3 місяці тому +970

    Its nice to see the PS2 is still getting new content.

    • @bharrgaming5800
      @bharrgaming5800 2 місяці тому +14

      fr

    • @roughfoxy101
      @roughfoxy101 2 місяці тому

      Wdym

    • @shadowrld_999
      @shadowrld_999 2 місяці тому +13

      So sad they didnt port it on ps3😢

    • @hathynhighley8548
      @hathynhighley8548 2 місяці тому +24

      Turn the resolution up on the video. That or actually play a ps2 game on native hardware on a crtv. Unless the game is over stylized, they look like crap.
      This being said, for a modern high budget game, it looks like crap. Still better than modern cod

    • @vgnvideogameninja2930
      @vgnvideogameninja2930 2 місяці тому +5

      Troll. Thanks for the laugh though! 😂

  • @KEYSERH0RZE
    @KEYSERH0RZE 3 місяці тому +757

    This game looks exactly like I thought it would, and I'm not expressing a compliment.
    Great vid as always!

    • @salimbendali8189
      @salimbendali8189 3 місяці тому +97

      like every other turd made by ubisoft these days. man it's like they do no fucking learn anything from their constant failures.

    • @ArnovonDargen
      @ArnovonDargen 3 місяці тому +20

      I wish they would look at the good shit they made ( ac brotherhood, ac black flag, far cry 3, 4) and take inspiration from that or fuck just give me remasters of the games that are fun to play

    • @ArnovonDargen
      @ArnovonDargen 3 місяці тому +5

      Unfortunately as a die hard ac fan (apart from the rpgs) I will unenvolenterily be playing ac shadows 😢

    • @thedunksters2960
      @thedunksters2960 3 місяці тому +10

      I don’t think it looks that bad tbf

    • @bluboyd3637
      @bluboyd3637 3 місяці тому +39

      ​​@@thedunksters2960 it's not bad, just mediocre

  • @Loganjh1126
    @Loganjh1126 3 місяці тому +147

    “God how will I ever infiltrate this highly secure base?”
    Airvent:😏😏😏

  • @TheGingiGamer
    @TheGingiGamer 3 місяці тому +348

    0:07 Seriously? They even gave a rodian the Kilmonger cut?

    • @boglurker2043
      @boglurker2043 2 місяці тому +49

      wtf haha. arent these guy supposed to not have hair as well. dreads ffs..

    • @emiryigit299
      @emiryigit299 2 місяці тому

      @@boglurker2043no they do have hair, even Greedo has hair. Stop making shit up to justify your stupid ass anger

    • @alien0gamer139
      @alien0gamer139 2 місяці тому

      ​@boglurker2043 Some female Rodians grow hair in lore. They are reptilians so it's a bit weird, but SW often is

    • @smashypeople
      @smashypeople 2 місяці тому

      bang on ​@@boglurker2043

    • @MisterS.
      @MisterS. 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@boglurker2043the fancy fella is wearing a wig

  • @KaiIzuki
    @KaiIzuki 3 місяці тому +213

    If you drink Ubisoft brand water. They may one day come, and take that hydration back. You don't own that water you just drank.

    • @mcbogom
      @mcbogom 2 місяці тому +3

      I don't want to imagine how they'll do that.

    • @TheFirstAtom
      @TheFirstAtom 2 місяці тому +7

      You shouldn’t have put a comma between “they will come” and “ and take that hydration back”. Changes the whole meaning of your sentence.

    • @beanmw96
      @beanmw96 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mcbogomvacuum cleaner down the urethera

    • @WarBirdGhost
      @WarBirdGhost 2 місяці тому

      The only thing you get for free is a Ubirhea.

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 2 місяці тому

      Hydration as a service

  • @MrMafia400
    @MrMafia400 3 місяці тому +831

    Remember guys, even in space you must drink gods precious nectar.

    • @brandonedwards1181
      @brandonedwards1181 2 місяці тому +3

      Streams of living water from the way the truth and the life

    • @TheThansen669
      @TheThansen669 2 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/N1KvgtEnABY/v-deo.html

    • @captainfach
      @captainfach 2 місяці тому +1

      G fuel?/s

    • @MrMafia400
      @MrMafia400 2 місяці тому

      @@captainfach Water

    • @captainfach
      @captainfach 2 місяці тому

      @@MrMafia400 I know lol the /s stands for sarcasm. I got you my dude

  • @jonathanjacobs8989
    @jonathanjacobs8989 2 місяці тому +24

    Rdr2 doesn’t encourage killing innocent people or domesticated animals… it acknowledges that when fast moving or heavy objects hit them, they die.

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D 3 місяці тому +240

    the obi wan cannoli's joke was worth it. A legitimate groaner. lol

  • @patriot459
    @patriot459 3 місяці тому +107

    Getting ran over in the parking lot at Disney land is definitely the most embarrassing way of going out at Disney land.

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio 3 місяці тому +4

      Especially by a Hyundai.

    • @thegentlecrab6112
      @thegentlecrab6112 2 місяці тому +6

      It's often said about Disney that the deaths are officially declared once outside the park, which is why the deaths are mostly in the parking lot on paper. So they don't actually die in the parking lot but are declared deceased there. It gives a better image to Disney that way.

    • @quangphung9396
      @quangphung9396 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thegentlecrab6112 1 fat lady fell upon a toddler and killed it almost immediately, but they had to be delivered outside to be declared dead.

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 3 місяці тому +378

    one hydrated man

  • @DestrooonDestrooon
    @DestrooonDestrooon 2 місяці тому +258

    Don't buy this game

    • @Nelis1324
      @Nelis1324 2 місяці тому +10

      Why? The graphics are great, the atmosphere is great.

    • @belly_bomb6746
      @belly_bomb6746 2 місяці тому +76

      @@Nelis1324the game aint great

    • @DestrooonDestrooon
      @DestrooonDestrooon 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Nelis1324 you are great

    • @TheFirstAtom
      @TheFirstAtom 2 місяці тому +44

      @@Nelis1324if all you care about are graphics and NOT gameplay for $70, you got some problems

    • @voldemortborbeli5839
      @voldemortborbeli5839 2 місяці тому +4

      100% agreed

  • @aefilmsweddings
    @aefilmsweddings 3 місяці тому +132

    3:40 Wazowski you didn't file your paperwork last night" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AverageJoesLibrary
      @AverageJoesLibrary 2 місяці тому +4

      That killed me and prob went unnoticed by a lot

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 2 місяці тому +2

      Displayed exactly when the line came up. Gotta say, that's a perfectly Star Wars name.

  • @jaytee7710
    @jaytee7710 2 місяці тому +54

    Jabba the hut in the opening ceremony of olympics, that was hilarious lmao!

  • @Caninemuffin766
    @Caninemuffin766 3 місяці тому +1448

    AYYYYOOO?!?! LMAO i had to pause after that Olympics joke. I’m literally crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @grumpychef1539
      @grumpychef1539 3 місяці тому +36

      I laughed so hard my dog got scared

    • @XRandomLuckX13
      @XRandomLuckX13 3 місяці тому +16

      Almost swallowed my tongue!!!

    • @Sasserexe
      @Sasserexe 3 місяці тому +37

      I almost laughed but then I felt sad because I share the same earth with those people :(

    • @blubug768
      @blubug768 3 місяці тому +7

      haha, that really caught me off guard.

    • @Outdoor-Dom
      @Outdoor-Dom 3 місяці тому +3

      Same hahahah

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 2 місяці тому +52

    "the old ones brown. This new ones very slightly darker brown" is a very good way to describe the evolution of Ubi games

    • @sctbn
      @sctbn 2 місяці тому

      Swear you people only hate because it’s Ubisoft, never any real reasons

  • @MrGreatHelm
    @MrGreatHelm 3 місяці тому +191

    "Stealth is optional." Describes Pelican's approach to every stealth mission in this video.

    • @hippieyoda1993
      @hippieyoda1993 2 місяці тому

      Stealth mechanics are the most boring dry and overdone in gaming imo I’m with him I’d rather have a difficult shootout 🤷‍♀️

    • @contra7631
      @contra7631 2 місяці тому +2

      @@hippieyoda1993 Stealth mechanics aren't boring.It is just that ubisoft don't know how to do it after splinter cell died.And they are milking bad stealth mechanics in their shtty game and now people are tired of it.

  • @thedefiantking
    @thedefiantking 2 місяці тому +8

    6:13 I laughed too hard at that Jabba Olympic Ceremony joke 🤣

  • @samisha5834
    @samisha5834 3 місяці тому +100

    Only Modest Pelican could make me sit through SW Owtlaws gameplay!

  • @michaelingco4287
    @michaelingco4287 2 місяці тому +8

    "Jabba the Hutt is my favorite character. I also liked his role as Jesus Christ in the Olympic Games" aaaand subscribed.

  • @gamerrebornplays534
    @gamerrebornplays534 3 місяці тому +145

    Not even 5 seconds in and peli already mocking it for copying rdr 😂😂 even tho they took him on vacation for promotion and also took them to Disney land 😂😂

    • @berserk1934
      @berserk1934 2 місяці тому +6

      Honestly its from splinter cell conviction.

    • @bigjawline9235
      @bigjawline9235 2 місяці тому +2

      i mean sure, not like its a mechanic thats been in several games and isnt really specific to a franchise. but just cuz a game looks mediocre ppl find any reason arbitrarily to hate on it

    • @trustworthydan
      @trustworthydan 2 місяці тому

      ​@@bigjawline9235Ubisoft made people hate it. Don't pretend like they didn't set it up to fail. They could have done something great, but instead we get this dog shit.

  • @jonathanward1527
    @jonathanward1527 2 місяці тому +6

    You know you have talent when you can make a play through of this steaming pile of a game entertaining. Good job dude. Respect.

  • @themcdonaldsdriv
    @themcdonaldsdriv 3 місяці тому +382

    No air vents were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @irishladdie1500
      @irishladdie1500 3 місяці тому

      Many air vents were penetrated in the making of this video.

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 2 місяці тому

      only penetrated

    • @nicholassorensen9035
      @nicholassorensen9035 2 місяці тому +5

      They’re ALL pregnant, though.

  • @MedallionYT
    @MedallionYT 2 місяці тому +8

    "Jobba the Hutt played a good Jesus Christ at the Olympics opening." Bro's cooking now.

  • @Billybob325
    @Billybob325 3 місяці тому +261

    This should have been a rockstar game

    • @walker193356
      @walker193356 2 місяці тому +47

      I would love their take on a cyberpunk or space game

    • @wesleykoewing8596
      @wesleykoewing8596 2 місяці тому +34

      It’d be another 20 years

    • @Caspeaon
      @Caspeaon 2 місяці тому

      @@wesleykoewing8596and well worth it tbh

    • @GeorgiePoorgie86
      @GeorgiePoorgie86 2 місяці тому

      ​@@wesleykoewing8596worth the wait

    • @rileymorgan9900
      @rileymorgan9900 2 місяці тому +5

      Honest to god whoever invents a time machine needs to go back and undo this sin

  • @cruelcapybara
    @cruelcapybara 3 місяці тому +24

    This game has one purpose: to emphasize the importance of air vents

    • @sandrohernandez4401
      @sandrohernandez4401 2 місяці тому +1

      Truly the game of all time

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 Місяць тому

      I already learned that from the Arkham games

  • @Killerwhale317
    @Killerwhale317 3 місяці тому +98

    "Well, thats simple. I'll just climb through an air vent."

    • @BlapwardKrunkle
      @BlapwardKrunkle 2 місяці тому +5

      Man crawling through an air vent in a stealth mission has totally never been done before!

  • @huntertaylor367
    @huntertaylor367 2 місяці тому +5

    0:45 Dang, those are some tough space cows. They should make their starships out of leather, they'd be invincible.

  • @escalatedviolence
    @escalatedviolence 3 місяці тому +95

    I havent watched bro in 2 years but had to see if he got his lightsaber gargled

  • @Gaiden-Shinji875
    @Gaiden-Shinji875 3 місяці тому +15

    "I give that patrolling guard the Huawk Tuah, and then continue with my mission" 😂😂😂😂

  • @GrimDMasterMind
    @GrimDMasterMind 3 місяці тому +15

    @2:55 AI voiced storm troopers.... Interesting

    • @alarictheredboi276yearsago4
      @alarictheredboi276yearsago4 3 місяці тому +7

      Dude he added that in.

    • @GrimDMasterMind
      @GrimDMasterMind 3 місяці тому +2

      @@alarictheredboi276yearsago4 Maybe, maybe not. We'll see with more gameplay.

    • @buffscooby2746
      @buffscooby2746 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@GrimDMasterMindhe definitely added it in

    • @SnakerPace
      @SnakerPace 2 місяці тому +1

      You can't be that dense, surely?

  • @vinnypetti648
    @vinnypetti648 3 місяці тому +29

    The “joba the hurt at the Olympic Games” got me

  • @Matthew-yk5dv
    @Matthew-yk5dv 3 місяці тому +61

    Trying to sleep and see this in the middle of the night looks like i aint sleeping

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  3 місяці тому +39

      hope you sleep well bb

    • @Lev1_Lmao
      @Lev1_Lmao 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ModestPelican Hes my BBG!!!!!!

    • @Matthew-yk5dv
      @Matthew-yk5dv 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ModestPelican the sleep was good thanks

  • @OurlordandsaviorShrek
    @OurlordandsaviorShrek 3 місяці тому +19

    love that over the years his voice has gotten calmer but the jokes have gotten crazier and crazier.

  • @RichCatREAL
    @RichCatREAL 3 місяці тому +169

    Babe you can take off the ropes and duct tape now. Modest Pelican uploaded

  • @Frank-Horrigan-US_SS
    @Frank-Horrigan-US_SS 2 місяці тому +9

    1:40 That's way more accurate tbh lmao

  • @christianbrinkley6913
    @christianbrinkley6913 3 місяці тому +29

    Disney giving this man a review deal is the most non-controversial thing they've done in years

  • @firefighter5559
    @firefighter5559 2 місяці тому +11

    The Jabba the Hutt joke was ON POINT! HAHAHAHA😂

  • @ryanxkingx
    @ryanxkingx 3 місяці тому +102

    Stay hydrated peli you sexy bird

  • @kristopher5lake
    @kristopher5lake 3 місяці тому +63

    10:36 “I don’t know man, I don’t think she was a woman”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TobiasRieper-jx9lq
    @TobiasRieper-jx9lq 3 місяці тому +19

    That olympics joke was nasty!

  • @jackdexterior13
    @jackdexterior13 2 місяці тому +3

    Man you really killed it this time with the dialoges! Havent seen something so funny and daring in a while !
    Keep it up you juicy big bird

  • @aliakbarzade230
    @aliakbarzade230 2 місяці тому +6

    2:00 "Yeah I'm very shy and innocent! Don't mind the blaster holster on my thigh its just to scare people off. I don't know how to use it!"

  • @TIMTAF22
    @TIMTAF22 3 місяці тому +3

    Your commentary was 10x more exciting then the gameplay! Thx for saving me $

  • @Georeg-l6f
    @Georeg-l6f 3 місяці тому +12

    0:31 pictures of Geoff near children is a scary sight

  • @Gopro99999
    @Gopro99999 2 місяці тому +3

    Jabba the hut olympics joke was crazy, bro is uncancelable

  • @bpw8214
    @bpw8214 3 місяці тому +10

    that monsters inc voice over call back had me crying..thanks

  • @michaelfearney6696
    @michaelfearney6696 3 місяці тому +9

    That Olympic opening reference was brutal 😂

  • @tokenturnitup
    @tokenturnitup 3 місяці тому +8

    "call me George Droid" had me spit my drink out lmaoooo

  • @TheFreak297
    @TheFreak297 2 місяці тому

    This is the first time ive watched this channel. I instantly subbed. Top notch banter

    • @Archmagos_Faber
      @Archmagos_Faber 2 місяці тому

      why? I am pretty sure he was one of the people bribed by Ubisoft not to give a bad review.

    • @TheFreak297
      @TheFreak297 2 місяці тому

      @@Archmagos_Faber idk I just got here

  • @Humanstickobserver
    @Humanstickobserver 3 місяці тому +37

    Usually not even planning on hijacking the plain is wild

    • @revanisalive
      @revanisalive 2 місяці тому

      right? should at least try

  • @wumamichl
    @wumamichl 3 місяці тому +3

    I googled the topic from around 1:10. Damn thats a looooong list for such a happy place. 🤣

  • @fortnitefatboy
    @fortnitefatboy 3 місяці тому +3

    1:02 thanks for this important information

  • @MrMaxschlink
    @MrMaxschlink 3 місяці тому +2

    Legit laughed at Obi-wan Cannoli's. Staying Hydrated brings out the DJE!. Dad Joke Energy. Keep it up Birdman love the vids

  • @OfflineSFM
    @OfflineSFM 3 місяці тому +15

    No way big papa is back

  • @tobey2584
    @tobey2584 3 місяці тому +2

    0:15 15 seconds in and this dude is already making me die of laughter

  • @04Nava
    @04Nava 3 місяці тому +18

    George Droid💀💀💀

  • @alistair676
    @alistair676 2 місяці тому +4

    "you're not playing this open world complete freedom game how you're supposed to..." haha, classic

  • @jaydakzy
    @jaydakzy 3 місяці тому +7

    5:10 I had to double take that hhahaha

  • @adrianl415
    @adrianl415 2 місяці тому +1

    I was honestly expecting a heavy ubisoft as linking review, but was pleasantly surprised to find gold, nice!

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 2 місяці тому

      And be honest about it while telling him to let him do the gameplay.

  • @slashersgame3717
    @slashersgame3717 3 місяці тому +34

    lmao aint no way "George Droid"

  • @arnavm.a.g2045
    @arnavm.a.g2045 3 місяці тому +1

    Definitely deserves to be called the second AAAA game

  • @Arieal.
    @Arieal. 2 місяці тому +4

    “Intergalactic OnlyFans” sounds crazy 😭

  • @danielmiller4354
    @danielmiller4354 2 місяці тому

    This made me laugh out loud several times. Great video mate liked and subbed. I am sure a lot of time and effort go into your videos. Keep up the great work!

    • @Archmagos_Faber
      @Archmagos_Faber 2 місяці тому

      he was flown out to play test it and got a free flight and trip to Disney land in exchange he was too critical of the game, Ubisoft are bribing reviewers and youtubers they are that desperate for this trash to be exposed

  • @ChillinLikeAVillian82828
    @ChillinLikeAVillian82828 3 місяці тому +5

    Modest pelican upload lemme go grab my popcorn and sit down for the elite sarcasm 😂🔥

    • @Erkekjetter.Vladislav
      @Erkekjetter.Vladislav 3 місяці тому

      Better to crack open a water bottle, you savage!

    • @ChillinLikeAVillian82828
      @ChillinLikeAVillian82828 3 місяці тому

      @@Erkekjetter.VladislavI’m sorry how could I forget hydration

    • @iftikhar-ii7cy
      @iftikhar-ii7cy 3 місяці тому

      You're not even cool, no body is laughing.​@@ChillinLikeAVillian82828

  • @Shadow-w9l
    @Shadow-w9l 2 місяці тому +2

    Papa Peli was properly hydrated, but the planet wasn’t. Life must be tough without that precious nectar.

  • @borat3377
    @borat3377 2 місяці тому +6

    “Thought he made a great Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂

  • @shamalow1819
    @shamalow1819 2 місяці тому +2

    "He's *usually* not planing to hijack the plane" lmao

  • @grant5217
    @grant5217 3 місяці тому +55

    Pelican, I'm one of the kids in the basement. You forgot to give water, also I ate jim.
    Edit: i stole the phone from a minecraft youtuber who came to touch the kids and thank you for the likes!

    • @bigcatdiary08
      @bigcatdiary08 3 місяці тому +8

      At least he gave you a phone

    • @Utubeuser000
      @Utubeuser000 3 місяці тому +4

      Wait, that wasn't sushi?! It was Jim?!?!? Oh my

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 3 місяці тому +1

      What? So you’re all starving but one of you have a fucking cellphone?

  • @jamesmaynardjr
    @jamesmaynardjr 2 місяці тому +2

    An “RPG” where you can’t complete at mission how you want 😂😂

  • @Game4ALaugh
    @Game4ALaugh 3 місяці тому +16

    Ubisoft are the equivalent of C3-PO with his head in the sand surrounded by chuckling Jawas and Hootong Tusken Raiders throwing their arms in the air. 😂

  • @multimemer5317
    @multimemer5317 2 місяці тому +2

    2:15 “usually” is wild💀🙏

  • @aaronmitchell4558
    @aaronmitchell4558 2 місяці тому +2

    My major takeaway here is the Disney carpark is a death trap

  • @danielaverbuck5475
    @danielaverbuck5475 2 місяці тому +2

    9:33 Okay that joke got me good🤣

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 3 місяці тому +13

    The protags face only a corporate suit can love

  • @bamababy152
    @bamababy152 2 місяці тому

    The only youtuber on the planet to make this game look mildly entertaining good shit homie

  • @vNotoriousOG
    @vNotoriousOG 3 місяці тому +3

    "Call me George Droid" 😂

  • @lilboonk2260
    @lilboonk2260 2 місяці тому +1

    I love Jabba the hut 6:14
    Subscriber earned

  • @sammyboy062
    @sammyboy062 3 місяці тому +4

    The hair cut again the first alien had the hair not again 😭

    • @TheUndiagnosable
      @TheUndiagnosable 3 місяці тому +1

      bussin frfr on god no cap (please let that haircut die)

  • @seerrees
    @seerrees 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude ... at 6:19, I literally choked on my coffee.

  • @Ziplocked67
    @Ziplocked67 3 місяці тому +9

    who’s watching this in 1983

  • @spleenm
    @spleenm 2 місяці тому +1

    Papa Peli - great vid, as per usual. However, I think it’s common courtesy to pick up after yourself when you realize there’s a huge turd on the ground so as everyone else doesn’t drag it around the house!

  • @SAQUONbarkleyy
    @SAQUONbarkleyy 3 місяці тому +9

    6:16 jokes that involves current world affairs are my favourite

  • @kan-zee
    @kan-zee 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm only at 1:47 in this intro video...and laughing my ass off...LOL

  • @MamaBonocan
    @MamaBonocan 3 місяці тому +4

    At least this game is already better than Jedi Survivor where 90% of the things you do is climb stuff.

  • @AsianTrix
    @AsianTrix 2 місяці тому +1

    6:13 Holy Ephfing cow. What a line.

  • @moongoalie2410
    @moongoalie2410 2 місяці тому +12

    Nothing irritates me more, when your character is allowed to go around petting any wild animal like they’re just a big cat…It’s just childish, and really destroys immersion.

    • @Cetrion6299
      @Cetrion6299 2 місяці тому +5

      Another gripe i have is that you can’t harm civilian npcs or steal other vehicles but you’re playing as a suppose to be “outlaw” in a game about criminals ? smh

  • @googley2668
    @googley2668 2 місяці тому +2

    no clue if this game is good storywise or gameplaywise, the trailers werent that promising storywise, however its nice to see an open world star wars game, thats one thing ill give it credit for, definetly. again i havent seen that much information about the game yet, so these are only my initial thoughts.

  • @Ivan-wm5rr
    @Ivan-wm5rr 3 місяці тому +5

    Not the "WHACK TUAH" 😂

  • @MarioGoatse
    @MarioGoatse 2 місяці тому +1

    Call me George Droid. Lmao. I haven’t seen a war crime like that since Raygun’s break dancing

  • @austinhickcox6155
    @austinhickcox6155 3 місяці тому +4

    Modest doesn't fear the cancel culture, cancel culture fears him

  • @bigfrost1188
    @bigfrost1188 2 місяці тому +1

    Yooo the opening ceremony jaba the hut 😅 bro im 💀