Tell me, does this game have more than just gun, that you can permanently carry? If it hasn’t got at least like 15 guns or so, I’m not gonna buy that piece of sh. There are hundreds of guns in that universe, if they got that one little crappy laser gun, I don’t know, how I would even fight and enemy. I expected so much from this when it was announced! Like building your own character at the beginning and making your own choices. They should have worked together with Bethesda or just have created another game.
@@orthodox_german_patriot Looking at Starfield, I don't think Bethesda woulda helped much. As for weapons I've heard you can only pick up enemies or a few found around the world but when they run out of ammo, you switch back to main blaster.
4:40 Imagine being the Ubisoft employee who asked Modest Pelican to reset the mission because he didn't do it properly, and then being declined but asked to fetch some water lol
I can't wait for those trademark Ubisoft missions where you have to follow a friendly NPC for 10 minutes that takes you to an enemy NPC who you have to follow for another 10 minutes. Sooooo exciting
“He offered to reset the mission as I failed to do it properly”. Tells us all we need to know. This game was advertised as “do it however you like”, and that happens.
No it wasnt tell me we where you got that from And even then not every mission can be play how you want without detracting from immersion and character arcs
Oh man Big time burn by the 12 year old. Hahaha did you say game was designed at a round corporate table ?? Ooooooommmgggggggggg Lmaooooooooooooo In fact Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh I wish idiots would stop posting comments
Turn the resolution up on the video. That or actually play a ps2 game on native hardware on a crtv. Unless the game is over stylized, they look like crap. This being said, for a modern high budget game, it looks like crap. Still better than modern cod
I wish they would look at the good shit they made ( ac brotherhood, ac black flag, far cry 3, 4) and take inspiration from that or fuck just give me remasters of the games that are fun to play
It's often said about Disney that the deaths are officially declared once outside the park, which is why the deaths are mostly in the parking lot on paper. So they don't actually die in the parking lot but are declared deceased there. It gives a better image to Disney that way.
@@hippieyoda1993 Stealth mechanics aren't boring.It is just that ubisoft don't know how to do it after splinter cell died.And they are milking bad stealth mechanics in their shtty game and now people are tired of it.
Not even 5 seconds in and peli already mocking it for copying rdr 😂😂 even tho they took him on vacation for promotion and also took them to Disney land 😂😂
i mean sure, not like its a mechanic thats been in several games and isnt really specific to a franchise. but just cuz a game looks mediocre ppl find any reason arbitrarily to hate on it
@@bigjawline9235Ubisoft made people hate it. Don't pretend like they didn't set it up to fail. They could have done something great, but instead we get this dog shit.
This made me laugh out loud several times. Great video mate liked and subbed. I am sure a lot of time and effort go into your videos. Keep up the great work!
he was flown out to play test it and got a free flight and trip to Disney land in exchange he was too critical of the game, Ubisoft are bribing reviewers and youtubers they are that desperate for this trash to be exposed
Pelican, I'm one of the kids in the basement. You forgot to give water, also I ate jim. Edit: i stole the phone from a minecraft youtuber who came to touch the kids and thank you for the likes!
Ubisoft are the equivalent of C3-PO with his head in the sand surrounded by chuckling Jawas and Hootong Tusken Raiders throwing their arms in the air. 😂
Papa Peli - great vid, as per usual. However, I think it’s common courtesy to pick up after yourself when you realize there’s a huge turd on the ground so as everyone else doesn’t drag it around the house!
Nothing irritates me more, when your character is allowed to go around petting any wild animal like they’re just a big cat…It’s just childish, and really destroys immersion.
Another gripe i have is that you can’t harm civilian npcs or steal other vehicles but you’re playing as a suppose to be “outlaw” in a game about criminals ? smh
no clue if this game is good storywise or gameplaywise, the trailers werent that promising storywise, however its nice to see an open world star wars game, thats one thing ill give it credit for, definetly. again i havent seen that much information about the game yet, so these are only my initial thoughts.
Ubisoft isn't sufficiently hydrated enough
they haven't been for years :(
You anti video game anti star wars 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
fun fact: they purposely made the main character chick MORE UGLY than the original real girl she is "based off of" LOL sooooo cringe
Tell me, does this game have more than just gun, that you can permanently carry?
If it hasn’t got at least like 15 guns or so, I’m not gonna buy that piece of sh.
There are hundreds of guns in that universe, if they got that one little crappy laser gun, I don’t know, how I would even fight and enemy.
I expected so much from this when it was announced!
Like building your own character at the beginning and making your own choices.
They should have worked together with Bethesda or just have created another game.
@@orthodox_german_patriot Looking at Starfield, I don't think Bethesda woulda helped much. As for weapons I've heard you can only pick up enemies or a few found around the world but when they run out of ammo, you switch back to main blaster.
4:40 Imagine being the Ubisoft employee who asked Modest Pelican to reset the mission because he didn't do it properly, and then being declined but asked to fetch some water lol
He sent him on a fetch quest 😂
@@Synky and than "you have to bring it again because you didn't do it properly"
I stopped reading after "imagine being a Ubisoft employee". I simply can't.
This is what happens when Ubihard doesn't drink enough water
An aqua enema should do nicely for them
I used to be ubihard, but now I'm ubisoft
Too much kool-aid and not enough water.
@@davidmahoney3804and sugar
@@rookie9028 Congratulations, you played yourself
I can't wait for those trademark Ubisoft missions where you have to follow a friendly NPC for 10 minutes that takes you to an enemy NPC who you have to follow for another 10 minutes. Sooooo exciting
Don't forget that for some reason their walking speed is different to yours so you have to constantly stop and sprint again😂😂😂
Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of.
just... don't buy it?
@@rydiinx3 no worries, I won't.
@@daveslow842024 and they can’t make it that your character walks with them 😂.
I'm dead, fucking you killed me when you said Jabba at the open ceremony lmaooo
I had to pause and find someone who wrote it first but Yea I nearly choked once I heard it!!
That part made me spit out my water! Peli has really changed. Here he is making sure I'm less hydrated.
Same!! That was so funny 😂
I paused to comment this too lol
That was mint.
“He offered to reset the mission as I failed to do it properly”.
Tells us all we need to know. This game was advertised as “do it however you like”, and that happens.
AAA studios have never figured out actual RPG elements and open-world yet
No it wasnt tell me we where you got that from
And even then not every mission can be play how you want without detracting from immersion and character arcs
it's par for the course at this point, I mean what do you expect?
It'll probably still be fun to dick around in.
@@sqlevolicious What exactly is your example of a game that does do RPG elements and open-world well? Because chances are it's a AAA game.
@@plmokm33 Kingdom Come Deliverance and while I haven't played it yet, the upcoming KCD2 I'm sure will be an overall improvement upon KCD.
This game was designed at a big corporate round table by suits.
today, 90%+ of anything you consume in commercial world is..
Indie gold rush
Oh man Big time burn by the 12 year old. Hahaha did you say game was designed at a round corporate table ?? Ooooooommmgggggggggg Lmaooooooooooooo
In fact
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh I wish idiots would stop posting comments
The only thing less creative than me trying to come up with a joke right now
They also think if they made the main character ugly people will only focus on the shitty story
"I love Jabba the Hutt. I love how he played Jesus Christ in the opening ceremony of the Olympics".
Good one mate
Oh man I wheezed at that one
I choked on my water 😂
"Call me George droid" 💀
breathtaking joke
What's it referencing
@@ChonusLickertwothree George Floyd
@@ChonusLickertwothree George Floyd
@@ChonusLickertwothreeGeorge floyd
Its nice to see the PS2 is still getting new content.
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Wdym
So sad they didnt port it on ps3😢
Turn the resolution up on the video. That or actually play a ps2 game on native hardware on a crtv. Unless the game is over stylized, they look like crap.
This being said, for a modern high budget game, it looks like crap. Still better than modern cod
Troll. Thanks for the laugh though! 😂
This game looks exactly like I thought it would, and I'm not expressing a compliment.
Great vid as always!
like every other turd made by ubisoft these days. man it's like they do no fucking learn anything from their constant failures.
I wish they would look at the good shit they made ( ac brotherhood, ac black flag, far cry 3, 4) and take inspiration from that or fuck just give me remasters of the games that are fun to play
Unfortunately as a die hard ac fan (apart from the rpgs) I will unenvolenterily be playing ac shadows 😢
I don’t think it looks that bad tbf
@@thedunksters2960 it's not bad, just mediocre
“God how will I ever infiltrate this highly secure base?”
Airvent:😏😏😏
0:07 Seriously? They even gave a rodian the Kilmonger cut?
wtf haha. arent these guy supposed to not have hair as well. dreads ffs..
@@boglurker2043no they do have hair, even Greedo has hair. Stop making shit up to justify your stupid ass anger
@boglurker2043 Some female Rodians grow hair in lore. They are reptilians so it's a bit weird, but SW often is
bang on @@boglurker2043
@@boglurker2043the fancy fella is wearing a wig
If you drink Ubisoft brand water. They may one day come, and take that hydration back. You don't own that water you just drank.
I don't want to imagine how they'll do that.
You shouldn’t have put a comma between “they will come” and “ and take that hydration back”. Changes the whole meaning of your sentence.
@@mcbogomvacuum cleaner down the urethera
The only thing you get for free is a Ubirhea.
Hydration as a service
Remember guys, even in space you must drink gods precious nectar.
Streams of living water from the way the truth and the life
ua-cam.com/video/N1KvgtEnABY/v-deo.html
G fuel?/s
@@captainfach Water
@@MrMafia400 I know lol the /s stands for sarcasm. I got you my dude
Rdr2 doesn’t encourage killing innocent people or domesticated animals… it acknowledges that when fast moving or heavy objects hit them, they die.
the obi wan cannoli's joke was worth it. A legitimate groaner. lol
Getting ran over in the parking lot at Disney land is definitely the most embarrassing way of going out at Disney land.
Especially by a Hyundai.
It's often said about Disney that the deaths are officially declared once outside the park, which is why the deaths are mostly in the parking lot on paper. So they don't actually die in the parking lot but are declared deceased there. It gives a better image to Disney that way.
@@thegentlecrab6112 1 fat lady fell upon a toddler and killed it almost immediately, but they had to be delivered outside to be declared dead.
one hydrated man
KAA
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Don't buy this game
Why? The graphics are great, the atmosphere is great.
@@Nelis1324the game aint great
@@Nelis1324 you are great
@@Nelis1324if all you care about are graphics and NOT gameplay for $70, you got some problems
100% agreed
3:40 Wazowski you didn't file your paperwork last night" 🤣🤣🤣
That killed me and prob went unnoticed by a lot
Displayed exactly when the line came up. Gotta say, that's a perfectly Star Wars name.
Jabba the hut in the opening ceremony of olympics, that was hilarious lmao!
AYYYYOOO?!?! LMAO i had to pause after that Olympics joke. I’m literally crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard my dog got scared
Almost swallowed my tongue!!!
I almost laughed but then I felt sad because I share the same earth with those people :(
haha, that really caught me off guard.
Same hahahah
"the old ones brown. This new ones very slightly darker brown" is a very good way to describe the evolution of Ubi games
Swear you people only hate because it’s Ubisoft, never any real reasons
"Stealth is optional." Describes Pelican's approach to every stealth mission in this video.
Stealth mechanics are the most boring dry and overdone in gaming imo I’m with him I’d rather have a difficult shootout 🤷♀️
@@hippieyoda1993 Stealth mechanics aren't boring.It is just that ubisoft don't know how to do it after splinter cell died.And they are milking bad stealth mechanics in their shtty game and now people are tired of it.
6:13 I laughed too hard at that Jabba Olympic Ceremony joke 🤣
Only Modest Pelican could make me sit through SW Owtlaws gameplay!
"Jabba the Hutt is my favorite character. I also liked his role as Jesus Christ in the Olympic Games" aaaand subscribed.
Not even 5 seconds in and peli already mocking it for copying rdr 😂😂 even tho they took him on vacation for promotion and also took them to Disney land 😂😂
Honestly its from splinter cell conviction.
i mean sure, not like its a mechanic thats been in several games and isnt really specific to a franchise. but just cuz a game looks mediocre ppl find any reason arbitrarily to hate on it
@@bigjawline9235Ubisoft made people hate it. Don't pretend like they didn't set it up to fail. They could have done something great, but instead we get this dog shit.
You know you have talent when you can make a play through of this steaming pile of a game entertaining. Good job dude. Respect.
No air vents were harmed in the making of this video.
Many air vents were penetrated in the making of this video.
only penetrated
They’re ALL pregnant, though.
"Jobba the Hutt played a good Jesus Christ at the Olympics opening." Bro's cooking now.
This should have been a rockstar game
I would love their take on a cyberpunk or space game
It’d be another 20 years
@@wesleykoewing8596and well worth it tbh
@@wesleykoewing8596worth the wait
Honest to god whoever invents a time machine needs to go back and undo this sin
This game has one purpose: to emphasize the importance of air vents
Truly the game of all time
I already learned that from the Arkham games
"Well, thats simple. I'll just climb through an air vent."
Man crawling through an air vent in a stealth mission has totally never been done before!
0:45 Dang, those are some tough space cows. They should make their starships out of leather, they'd be invincible.
I havent watched bro in 2 years but had to see if he got his lightsaber gargled
"I give that patrolling guard the Huawk Tuah, and then continue with my mission" 😂😂😂😂
@2:55 AI voiced storm troopers.... Interesting
Dude he added that in.
@@alarictheredboi276yearsago4 Maybe, maybe not. We'll see with more gameplay.
@@GrimDMasterMindhe definitely added it in
You can't be that dense, surely?
The “joba the hurt at the Olympic Games” got me
Trying to sleep and see this in the middle of the night looks like i aint sleeping
hope you sleep well bb
@@ModestPelican Hes my BBG!!!!!!
@@ModestPelican the sleep was good thanks
love that over the years his voice has gotten calmer but the jokes have gotten crazier and crazier.
Babe you can take off the ropes and duct tape now. Modest Pelican uploaded
Sus 😏
Wake up buddy
Duct. Duct tape.
@@ShortArmOfGod
You have no right to tell us what we can use to make our tape
*off
1:40 That's way more accurate tbh lmao
Disney giving this man a review deal is the most non-controversial thing they've done in years
The Jabba the Hutt joke was ON POINT! HAHAHAHA😂
Stay hydrated peli you sexy bird
oh hell naw
10:36 “I don’t know man, I don’t think she was a woman”😂😂😂😂😂😂
That olympics joke was nasty!
Man you really killed it this time with the dialoges! Havent seen something so funny and daring in a while !
Keep it up you juicy big bird
2:00 "Yeah I'm very shy and innocent! Don't mind the blaster holster on my thigh its just to scare people off. I don't know how to use it!"
Your commentary was 10x more exciting then the gameplay! Thx for saving me $
0:31 pictures of Geoff near children is a scary sight
Jabba the hut olympics joke was crazy, bro is uncancelable
that monsters inc voice over call back had me crying..thanks
That Olympic opening reference was brutal 😂
"call me George Droid" had me spit my drink out lmaoooo
So real bro
This is the first time ive watched this channel. I instantly subbed. Top notch banter
why? I am pretty sure he was one of the people bribed by Ubisoft not to give a bad review.
@@Archmagos_Faber idk I just got here
Usually not even planning on hijacking the plain is wild
right? should at least try
I googled the topic from around 1:10. Damn thats a looooong list for such a happy place. 🤣
1:02 thanks for this important information
Legit laughed at Obi-wan Cannoli's. Staying Hydrated brings out the DJE!. Dad Joke Energy. Keep it up Birdman love the vids
No way big papa is back
0:15 15 seconds in and this dude is already making me die of laughter
It literally is an illegal alien 😂
George Droid💀💀💀
"you're not playing this open world complete freedom game how you're supposed to..." haha, classic
5:10 I had to double take that hhahaha
I was honestly expecting a heavy ubisoft as linking review, but was pleasantly surprised to find gold, nice!
And be honest about it while telling him to let him do the gameplay.
lmao aint no way "George Droid"
Definitely deserves to be called the second AAAA game
“Intergalactic OnlyFans” sounds crazy 😭
This made me laugh out loud several times. Great video mate liked and subbed. I am sure a lot of time and effort go into your videos. Keep up the great work!
he was flown out to play test it and got a free flight and trip to Disney land in exchange he was too critical of the game, Ubisoft are bribing reviewers and youtubers they are that desperate for this trash to be exposed
Modest pelican upload lemme go grab my popcorn and sit down for the elite sarcasm 😂🔥
Better to crack open a water bottle, you savage!
@@Erkekjetter.VladislavI’m sorry how could I forget hydration
You're not even cool, no body is laughing.@@ChillinLikeAVillian82828
Papa Peli was properly hydrated, but the planet wasn’t. Life must be tough without that precious nectar.
“Thought he made a great Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂
"He's *usually* not planing to hijack the plane" lmao
Pelican, I'm one of the kids in the basement. You forgot to give water, also I ate jim.
Edit: i stole the phone from a minecraft youtuber who came to touch the kids and thank you for the likes!
At least he gave you a phone
Wait, that wasn't sushi?! It was Jim?!?!? Oh my
What? So you’re all starving but one of you have a fucking cellphone?
An “RPG” where you can’t complete at mission how you want 😂😂
Ubisoft are the equivalent of C3-PO with his head in the sand surrounded by chuckling Jawas and Hootong Tusken Raiders throwing their arms in the air. 😂
2:15 “usually” is wild💀🙏
My major takeaway here is the Disney carpark is a death trap
9:33 Okay that joke got me good🤣
The protags face only a corporate suit can love
The only youtuber on the planet to make this game look mildly entertaining good shit homie
"Call me George Droid" 😂
I love Jabba the hut 6:14
Subscriber earned
The hair cut again the first alien had the hair not again 😭
bussin frfr on god no cap (please let that haircut die)
Dude ... at 6:19, I literally choked on my coffee.
who’s watching this in 1983
Papa Peli - great vid, as per usual. However, I think it’s common courtesy to pick up after yourself when you realize there’s a huge turd on the ground so as everyone else doesn’t drag it around the house!
6:16 jokes that involves current world affairs are my favourite
that one was too good
I'm only at 1:47 in this intro video...and laughing my ass off...LOL
At least this game is already better than Jedi Survivor where 90% of the things you do is climb stuff.
6:13 Holy Ephfing cow. What a line.
Nothing irritates me more, when your character is allowed to go around petting any wild animal like they’re just a big cat…It’s just childish, and really destroys immersion.
Another gripe i have is that you can’t harm civilian npcs or steal other vehicles but you’re playing as a suppose to be “outlaw” in a game about criminals ? smh
no clue if this game is good storywise or gameplaywise, the trailers werent that promising storywise, however its nice to see an open world star wars game, thats one thing ill give it credit for, definetly. again i havent seen that much information about the game yet, so these are only my initial thoughts.
Not the "WHACK TUAH" 😂
Call me George Droid. Lmao. I haven’t seen a war crime like that since Raygun’s break dancing
Modest doesn't fear the cancel culture, cancel culture fears him
Yooo the opening ceremony jaba the hut 😅 bro im 💀