Did you know that the wizarding world has switched from using owls to using pelicans? This is because pelicans are far superior at keeping the population Hydrated and spreading the good word of modest pelicans channel
2:28 Papa smokes is one fast athletic lad it's probably because he's black magic fascination motivates him to train his cardiovascular health regularly so his brain stays switched on
I love how some people do millions sub special. The legend that is modest pelican just mentions it very briefly at about 4:05. I’m going to go on a 1-200 person killing spree and then call the police to tell them my name is modest pelican. I’ll then phone the newspapers and tell them as this will really help spread the good word of your channel and these techniques are obviously working very well.
I love how ‘diverse’ Hogwarts is BEFORE Harry Potters time, there must be a gray area at somepoint in the near future where the European population of the school decides to ‘get rid’ of other ethnicities 😅😂
Things haven't been the same since Nicholas Fuentisimo was appointed potions master and fed all of his students the blackpill. And they say Defense Against the Dark Arts is cursed.
Tbf in the books they were really diverse as well, it’s only the movies that make it seem that way. Cho Chang, Angelina Johnson, Parvati Patil, I think either Dean etc etc
As a german speaking, the France joke in the beginning of this "verführerischen" Video made me first laugh since the "Finanzamt" knocked. But enough joy, I will go back to work now!
Goes onto the path to become a professor, then teach transmogrification class and turn all everyone into a pelican or a water goblet to help spread the good word of your channel.
I laught so hard out loud that everybody started staring at me around me... maybe I should've waited til after my mothers funeral to watch this... but no, modest pelican videos can't wait
thank you for not let the controversy influence your content. Also, congrats on 2 million. Been here for a long ass time. No idea how long, but at least a couple years. Congrats bro.
Ancient magic - «this will be great for deep wilderness PK’ing». I smell a runescape reference and I think you’d make some amazing content in that game. Maybe get one of the bois with you, or even Zanny, you two are a great combo
I like to think Professor Hecat hasn't retired yet because she feels any new teacher will be bad and she wants to make sure her students are well taught to protect themselves and their loved ones. Or Hogwarts pays shit so she's stuck working into her old old age.
I just spread the good word of your channel to my older brother through this video. He seems to think you are “un-ironically funny”, wich is a statement I feel everyone here agrees with. Now I’m going to paint a brick with the modest pelican logo and throw it through the nearest children’s hospital to further spread the good word of your channel.
I’d just come back from inhaling a stick of devils lettuce and stumbled across the flight lesson. Flying through hogwarts blazed as a bayblade is something else
pls pls pls pls do a play through of this with your majestic commentary. no cap my fav vids on yt since i found you many years ago. and you're a fellow aussie its a dream come true.
What I like is the fact you can change appearance on any gear you wear with any piece of gear you previously unlocked my guy looks like a fully pledged death eater. Edit: there also some added on benefits with some skills like expillarmus can attack swordsman then you can press rb to throw there own weapon at them. Because it's a disarming charm I use crucio and confringo on spiders xD it's savage. Because I also have the talent for crucio and confringo all attacks deflect on nearby enemies to Currently lvl 22 I overheard you need to follow Sebastian on the main quest to unlock avada kedavra But I wanna unlock transformation spell with talent turns enemies into explosives objects that can be thrown
While an amazing ad for Gamer supps on all it's own merits can we just point out that Pelican legit might be a Rizzard of the darkest arts because she was stunning lol
thanks for 2m :)
no problem
No problem, thanks for reminding us to stay hydrated
Np all me
Love you.
no problem
Did you know that the wizarding world has switched from using owls to using pelicans? This is because pelicans are far superior at keeping the population Hydrated and spreading the good word of modest pelicans channel
I'll drink (water) to that
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If you are looking for a chill stream come by…twitch.tv/butterbeerdrinker
@@r011ing_thunder6 next rounds on me!
nope, pretty sure they replaced owls with ps1 hagrid but with pelican heads, as THIS spreads the good word and nightmare of the channel
“No Quidich this year. The DLC isn’t going to sell itself.” I didn’t think they would include such truth bombs in the dialogue.
Modest Pelican says it like it is!
"If she can fight off dementia she can fight off anything" 😭😭😭
I fought of Dementia I fought of Dementia I fought of Dementia I fought of Dementia
@@Smackhead_central_tv_1892 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I would absolutely pay to have a graphically violent version of a game like this.
Same!
2:26 perfectly delivered line
I already know this game and modest pelican is going to be a scary combo.
Sadly the game is just too flat for that. Mile wide but only inch deep.
@@Chanharp ok
@@bogdanrus9402 yeah I see what you mean now, a little sad even now. Everything I saw prior made it look crazy 😔
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@@bogdanrus9402 only murder I saw was that of JKR
2:20 you know, I never realized Voldemort attacking Hogwarts is the equivalent to the quiet kid bringing a gun to school.
active caster
Kind of a bad analogy since he basically had an army behind him
The Ministry sends their thoughts and prayers.
@@raidzeromatt Terrorist attack then
It's Voldemor 👀💅
"A lady in the streets, Hagrid in the sheets" had me rolling.
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4:55 the deep wilderness pking joke because of the ancient magic was incredible lol. Love me some old school RuneScape
As always way too funny but 5:40 "no quiddich this year because DLC isn't going to sell itself" may be the funniest thing I have heard all month.
Dislike because you timestamp after he said it. How do you fuck up a time stamp
The thing is quidditch will be only fun for 2-3 games and most people will not play it again, quidditch is not a good mini game
“Gandalf the every color equally” was really destined for greatness. To bad the faculty sent him back to Los Santos 😭
@Bone Thug 🤣 oh man you guys don't give up
@Bone Thug noone cares
@femist im gonna go buy extra copies for my aunt who doesn’t even own an xbox just to spend my hard earned money 🤷
@femist also as a closet homosexual, i support the things J. K. Rowling says when they reflect my personal beliefs.
They see me Rowling, they hating!
It's always a good day when modest pelican posts
my man
@@ModestPelican MY man
@@ModestPelican my man
@@Kevin-Schmevin my man
@@ModestPelican my man
2:28 is absolute prime pelican comedy 😅
6:03 I’m glad you said 99% because otherwise you were about to get confringoed for not knowing how the 1994 quidditch World Cup ended
You did it again you son of a bird 2:26 had me rolling on the floor. If you had a comedy special I would totally download it illegally.
i couldn't believe, rewinded it a million times lmao
that was epic lol
Papa Smokes will truly be a worthy opponent for Voldemort
voldy will be a worthy opponent for papa smokes
Avada kedavra
I love you man! What amazing content. I stopped feeding my baby formula and went straight to water so that the little malaka is hydrated.
this is why you're a great dad
Keep them hydrated bro!
@@ModestPelican please bring back your online GTA series! That was the highlight of my day for a while
Better than most content on TV lmao
“No Quidditch this year because DLC isn’t going to sell itself!” 🔥😂
Oh the thin humour in great. I can't stop laughing. Great job!
Thank you Peli, for making me wetter than any Harry Potter bathroom in an important scene
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@@axsunza my exact reaction
I dont like hitler
im also wet
@@axsunza and it’s the fact he actually liked the comment 😭😭
4:52-4:55 love the Runescape reference! And silly me was thinking there was no way you could be any better
Awesome video. Love all the humor. Stand up comedy would be a great side career for you
2:28 Papa smokes is one fast athletic lad it's probably because he's black
magic fascination motivates him to train his cardiovascular health regularly so his brain stays switched on
Spent half my life in France as a half Irish man and that WW2 joke at the start bloody killed me..
that black magic joke killed me
Thought i was hearing things🤣
This and the Amy Schumer one were the only two good jokes in this vid tbh
2:26 - 2:35 - underrated joke with masterful delivery 😅
cringe
dude every one got that stop acting edgy and weird
Agreed
@@xancuda shut up
@@relaxedsand1760 ?
The one-liners in this one have been top notch
2:25 he got me in the first half.
I love how the entire opening scene is just glossed over in this summery
STOPPPPP “I TRIED TO BRUTALLY MURDER EVERYONE” 💀 literally same
That part at 2:30 got me well played
I didn't get it
I love how some people do millions sub special. The legend that is modest pelican just mentions it very briefly at about 4:05.
I’m going to go on a 1-200 person killing spree and then call the police to tell them my name is modest pelican. I’ll then phone the newspapers and tell them as this will really help spread the good word of your channel and these techniques are obviously working very well.
I love how ‘diverse’ Hogwarts is BEFORE Harry Potters time, there must be a gray area at somepoint in the near future where the European population of the school decides to ‘get rid’ of other ethnicities 😅😂
Lmao true
Maybe thats why Voldemort is forbiden to be spoken of
Things haven't been the same since Nicholas Fuentisimo was appointed potions master and fed all of his students the blackpill. And they say Defense Against the Dark Arts is cursed.
Yawn
Tbf in the books they were really diverse as well, it’s only the movies that make it seem that way. Cho Chang, Angelina Johnson, Parvati Patil, I think either Dean etc etc
0:28 “well played, J. K. Rowling, you woman!” 😂
As a german speaking, the France joke in the beginning of this "verführerischen" Video made me first laugh since the "Finanzamt" knocked. But enough joy, I will go back to work now!
"If she can fight off dementia, she can fight off anything!" omfg i'm dying
Peli's jabs at current events are unmatched🤣
And yet off-base and uninformed.
Brave and stunning
@@TCallier Lmao touch grass
@@TCallier ohhhh you sound salty
@@TCallier sodium levels are high
It's sad when Modest Pelican is not asking us to stay classy anymore. Feels like one of top 10 anime betrayal.
yeah….but Atleast we are all hydrated
the house rizzard was such a curve ball and sent me holy fuck
The gamer supps ad made me spit out my gamer fuel.
"He runs fast because his black.... arts knowledge"
It’s unnerving how similar our opening gameplay was. Watching your video makes me think that I might have to see a clinical psychologist.
Goes onto the path to become a professor, then teach transmogrification class and turn all everyone into a pelican or a water goblet to help spread the good word of your channel.
2:27 ahahahahaha well played pelican well played😂
A lady in the streets, hagrid in the sheets 😂😂
All the NSFW jokes had me Rowling on the floor
What hellish work enviroment are you in where golden Papa Peli jokes aren't safe?
I laught so hard out loud that everybody started staring at me around me... maybe I should've waited til after my mothers funeral to watch this... but no, modest pelican videos can't wait
Play the video on the projectors
As this will spread the good word of the channel
The only funeral you had was from your sense of humor.
Nah you wrong for that one 😂😂😂
@@-never-gonna-give-you-up- I find you attacking my sense of humor rather insensitive and low... seeing how I just lost someone so close to me. Jeez
Lmfao hahaha
This was the most entertaining video in a whole. Joke after joke. Pelican fr goat
Yeah this is one of his best works
"A Lady at the Streets and Hagrid at the sheets type of Girl"- Modest Pelican...
Saying that you are surprised your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is still alive had me weak af 😂😂😂😭😂5:57
thank you for not let the controversy influence your content. Also, congrats on 2 million. Been here for a long ass time. No idea how long, but at least a couple years. Congrats bro.
i want to get this game legally and play just because of the controversy...
I like that he played the game cuz the boycotts dumb but also he called out jk rolling because she’s even dumber
2:06 spit my tea
"You woman" had me dying 😭😭😂
"Papa Smokes is one fast, athletic lad it's probably because hes black....magic fascination motivates him"
Bruh, "He's fast, probably because his black....magic fascination motivates him to train his cardiovascular health. " 🤣🤣
imagine if this game (or another like this) was an MMO and all the players were students that would be awesome!!
No it would fail like most single player style games turn multiplayer
@@Replyingtoclowns you must be really fun at parties buddy 🤓💀
@@twomur_ says the dude asking for a mmo quite ironic🤓
@@Replyingtoclowns who the hell wouldn’t try out a harry potter mmo that would just be fun god damn 😭
"The one time hogwarts cares about their students" when he tried jumping off the stairs killed me
0:47 just french people in a nutshell
I own a entire water purifying plant and give water to the wasteland. KEEPING MY LADS HYDRATED
I love you man.
Runs so fast
Probably because he's black, magic, and his brain just stays switched on
Peli is the type of guy he swears he’s clean to only give you hogwarts
Oh my days
All we need now is a Bully 2 but with a cyberpunk setting and magic.
you mean a Shadowrun open world rpg?
Just to be clear. Shadowrun is a TTRPG and has some video games but not OPen world Adventure RPG. XD
Did u know modest pelicans are way more modest then modest owls
Ancient magic - «this will be great for deep wilderness PK’ing». I smell a runescape reference and I think you’d make some amazing content in that game. Maybe get one of the bois with you, or even Zanny, you two are a great combo
Dude is bringing some jimmy carr's one liners and i love it. absolutely killing it
I like to think Professor Hecat hasn't retired yet because she feels any new teacher will be bad and she wants to make sure her students are well taught to protect themselves and their loved ones.
Or Hogwarts pays shit so she's stuck working into her old old age.
truely peak gameplay 7:08
3:41 that roast is genius
This is the funniest thing i've watch so far
yeah congrats! 2m is amazing, keep up the good work!
Papa peli making all those school girls moist and keep them hydrated. What a lad.
gross
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There's still time to delete this comment.
10:48 papasmokes confirmed
absolutely brilliant, Peli. has me in stitches. you're welcome on the 2m.
Papa smokes is one fast athletic lad, it's probably because his black magic fascination. 😂
'Like France in WW2,they were there but were they?' Man you're awesome.
I just spread the good word of your channel to my older brother through this video. He seems to think you are “un-ironically funny”, wich is a statement I feel everyone here agrees with. Now I’m going to paint a brick with the modest pelican logo and throw it through the nearest children’s hospital to further spread the good word of your channel.
The brick is finished now boys
@@mycelius7312 nice now go spread the good word of the channel
i wish the common rooms were more important. they're literally empty at night, all the students just disappear!
I’d just come back from inhaling a stick of devils lettuce and stumbled across the flight lesson. Flying through hogwarts blazed as a bayblade is something else
Most controversial sentences ever said record 💀😂🗿😂
Hi I luv ur content and I was hoping you could do a San Andreas play through, Big smoke is the goat+water is scrumptious
They should re-name Ravenclaw to Peliclaw to spread the good word of your channel bro🤙🏻
POV 0:06 : You're playing Hogwarts Legacy, but you're from the Hood 💀
I want a rated M version of this game and see what you could do.
I mean you can already use the unforgivable curses and kill people in this game
2:26 well played sir
You make the only commercials I will sit through. Well done.
if only there was a spell to hydrate everyone
Thanks for all the great vids daddy Peli congrats on 2 million people being hydrated
Papa Peli is my main motivation for staying hydrated.
I need another video of this PURE H20 CONTENT!!
That Scarecrow is a vibe honestly!😂
Best dry humor channel I've come across. 10/10
the ammount of shade towards jk rowling in this vid is outstanding
Can't wait to get this game so I can be a menace to society.
4:35 bruhhhh 😂
pls pls pls pls do a play through of this with your majestic commentary. no cap my fav vids on yt since i found you many years ago. and you're a fellow aussie its a dream come true.
Loving the covert rowling burns, great watch as always.
More sea of thieves please kind sir
Chicks with dicks.
Or dudes with tits?
😟
I don't think you understand what the word "covert" means.
@Hamburgers4Haiti
Pelican was too pissed to go covert.
1:26 paid actor
What I like is the fact you can change appearance on any gear you wear with any piece of gear you previously unlocked my guy looks like a fully pledged death eater.
Edit: there also some added on benefits with some skills like expillarmus can attack swordsman then you can press rb to throw there own weapon at them. Because it's a disarming charm
I use crucio and confringo on spiders xD it's savage. Because I also have the talent for crucio and confringo all attacks deflect on nearby enemies to
Currently lvl 22 I overheard you need to follow Sebastian on the main quest to unlock avada kedavra
But I wanna unlock transformation spell with talent turns enemies into explosives objects that can be thrown
While an amazing ad for Gamer supps on all it's own merits can we just point out that Pelican legit might be a Rizzard of the darkest arts because she was stunning lol
4:45 “low hanging fruit”