Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 1)
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Streaming at - / sovietwomble
Twitter - / sovietwomble
Sources:
1:35 - Los del Rio - Macarena
5:00 - My Little Pony Intro (1980's)
5:45 - The Sims - Buy Soundtrack 1
7:03 - The Gonk - Dawn of the Dead (1978) - Herbert Chappell
These bullshittery videos have the best replayability on youtube
right? I don't remember which is which.. lol I love these great when you're lit. cyanide is hell's funny. and so is everyone
I've watched each one about 9 times now and they still all make me laugh
+Rhys lillry
+Rhys Impostor!
Rhys nah mate
SCAT is an acronym for Special Combat Assault Team. The Unit comes out of the ASS (Amphibious Support Ship) and into the MOUTH (Mobile Operational Utility Tactical Helocopter) to complete it's mission.
think they were on about the "sexual" act of eating shit
woooooooosh
Surviving Tiger actually i am... scat is often used in the uk to mean eating shit in a sexual way... why else would soviet say not to search it.. cos its something gross...
Ah Sorry, I don't often understand joking online. My bad.
Who da FAC named this team?!??!!
Edit: misunderstood
WHY IS EVERYBODY SEARCHING FOR SCAT?
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?
+SovietWomble lol
+SovietWomble do the 3th episode :D
+Ivan Zagar 3rd*
+SovietWomble I searched scat up, i went on urban dictionary, for the fun-sies i decided to click on the pronounciation, the dude says ''i swallowed my dog shit''
+SovietWomble YOU MADE ME DO IT!
**a chicken passes by**
Him: *Sexy Egg*
Seen this video a million times, never noticed that lol
Oh shit you're right
*self five*
SovietWomble Shut Awp! lol XD
SovietWomble i laughed a lot, thank you
SovietWomble *plap*
Clap clap :3
SovietWomble What editing software do you use?
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Cyanide's Awp is named "Immigration Control"? 5:07
LOL
Thanks bro
yep
he's a facists
@Templar Knight but cya idea is Indian and Hindu I bet you guys don't like them either
I swear you can never get tired of replaying Soviet's videos
I have just been recommended one of his CSGO videos and now I'm just watching them one by one. And I have never played CSGO in my life, not even once.
.exactly I been for like 3 years.. I keep playing the videos for bad days.. it cheers me up ..
@@dustinwillis351 I feel you, today I'm having a bad day so I'm here watching these to feel better
Daniel Zhou Vlogs what’s scat
You dont know me
*"If we cant see us, they cant see us."* sounds logically true
Like sticking your head in the sand
That's just an idiot's tactic.
@@teodoris7880 That's ZF for you
@@カラスKarasu I mean that's what ostriches do
TechnicallyTheTruth
Everyone: *ghosting*
That one guy: *A-10 Warthog*
BRRRRRTTT
So I've just hit 30k subscribers. Thank you very much for all your support folks.
This episode certainly exploded, and I will try to provide part 2 in the near future.
:D
Give yourself a self five
I'm pretty sure it's gonna keep growing, this is funny as fuck. XD
SovietWomble I love you
SovietWomble 9gag army at your service
That egg story was eggcellent. Made me crack up.
+TestedHIVPositive No.
+GamingPigZ ! (TheGamingArcanine) :(
Hue
Budunce
Really Eggciting.
I will now demonstrate how to correctly use a P90......
HEEYYYYYY MACAREENAAA
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you just reload in front of the goddamn enemy?!
I already watched that a hundred times but it always make me laugh xD
3:45 I'm here for my Daily dosage of *FAT GHOST*
high five!
Fire of the Dragon Self-five*
Fat ghost part fucked me up 😂
*ahem* BWOOOOOOOOOO
It makes me cry everytime x D
"If we can't see us, they can't see us."
...I figured it out. After all this time I've figured it out. Cyanide is Caboose from RvB.
True
Sinapth just alot dumber. And not obsessed with a tank woman
Omg babaha
For this comment i started to see RvB, best comedy show ever
Actualy that's legit how babies think. It's only later that their brain develops the capacity to understand that them not seeing does not equate to others not seeing.
I need to name my awp
Window of Awptunity
nice
U know the name of cynide's awp, immigration control
How about "Counterproductive medi-gun"
Shut awp
Akichita Takenalive windows of :D
4 years later i still come back to this series cause it's just that good, specially that p90 shizz
I can tell you, Soviet wasn't lying when he said not to google "scat"
ᴀ͍ͬʜ͚̗̋ᴇ̢͡ɢ̰̊ᴀ̢̭ᴏ̊ͦ WHAT IS IT
Giannhs Alpha google it *evil face*
Your name tho
scat is shit of animals.
ı googeled ıt
This is a lot more entertaining than watching "pros".
+Mateus Orlandi Cause pros take seriously the game. This guys just enjoy it.
+Kevin Lara Yeah, I know. But I put pros between quotation marks referring to streamers that are serious all the time, even thou they aren't necessarily that good in the game.
In fact.
+Mateus Orlandi different kind of entertainment though....
Is like a show about unseccessed soldiers messing around in the battle field.
The ZF clan's members are all living masterpieces.
they are an endanjered species and should be protected at all costs
@@benjamincasatimcintosh2918 damn straight
And here we see the ZF clan in it’s natural environment. Notice the chaotic energy in everything they do, likely as a way to keep themselves warm for the winter.
4:08 "I USED TO GO OUT WITH A PSYCHO" the SEXY EGG story
s e x y e g g
s e x y e g g
s e x y e g g
s e x y e g g
s e x y e g g
That egg story is one of the best stories I ever heard :')
my favourite story of 2016 so far xD
+NiekGAE Probably made up for the views ;)
True or fake, I imagined it and almost fell off my chair in laughter :D
+Ganara426
It's in the middle of the video, and it's a short clip; probably not.
I nearly had a laughter-induced heart attack
**FAT GHOST**
I lost it XD
Dezy Bear my favortie was the moaning ghost.
Dezy Bear
OoooooooOOOOooooo
Oooooo00000000oooOoooo
_ooooooooooo_ *BWWOWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*
Tactical ghost inbound
Same i nearly pissed myself
I couldn't breathe
The egg story was the best
0:50 ah, the era before the "mute cyanide" button
I just realized how similar the names Russian Badger and Soviet Womble are to each other
snoop loops i just realized as I read. But wtf is a womble?
Battle Boss just a type of animal
THE BADGERS! WE ARE THE BADGERS!
@@Brawler_1337 xD
@@CaseyO923old British children’s tv show
That fat ghost made me die
Wooo
Wooooooo
Wooooooo
Wooooooooo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
+cdsatcher ah ah oh oh uh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
i actually couldn't breathe lmao
Hoooo
Hooooooo
Hooooooooo
*BHOOOOOOO*
Ooh ooooh aaah aaah uuuh
3:53 the fat ghost made me die
I cried hahahaahhahahaha
5:26
K so small nugget of knowledge
"Kaffe" means "Coffee" in swedish
Draconic lord it’s similar in lots of languages. Caffe in Spanish, Italian, and possibly in French too.
Kaffee is also German though
And Danish
Kohi: english with a Japanese accent 😂
You become what you consume
I have replayed these bullshittery videos so many times that I have lost count.
I have watched them drunk, super high, sober, sick and still I find them funny. I even had a privilige to run into ZF crew during one my gaming sessions and I think I had an excitement stroke back then.
Glad I’m not alone rewatching all these episodes due to boredom) 7 years passed it 20m views let’s see how it will go in another year or so)))
His balls are sweaty,
knees weak,
arms are heavy,
there´s vomit on his Spaghetti already,
Mom´s Spaghetti,
He´s nervous,
but on the Surface he looks calm and ready,
to drop- shot,
but he keeps on forgetting,
all his now- how
The ZF- crowd goes so loud,
he clicks with his mouse but the shot won´t come out,
he´s choking, how
Cyanide´s joking now,
the live runs out, over
wow!
The Moral:
You only got one shot,
do not miss your Chance to blow,
this AWP´ertunity Comes once in a livetime,
Yo
Sgt. Seppl did p
oh god i hate u so much this is one of my favorite song and u end it with a awp pun i feel extremely 'awp'fended
Holy Fuck.
AWP spetional work my friend
AWP fucl
HOW COULD HE SELF-FIVED HIMSELF, IF HE WAS HOLDING DOWN THE CROUCH BUTTON?!
There's a setting to make it toggleable. A lot of people use it.
true
JCON how?
he has push to talk aswell so how would he be doing that
bandalorcze you can make it to where you don't have to hold it to stay crouched
I like how a chicken just went by when he said "hey baby, sexy egg."
Cyanide knifed NBK.
wrong video
Oh how long is this? Oh november 15
The guys were just talking about stuff. I just add this in before their conversation end. In this video.
Which video did Cy knife NBK?
Carl Irvine Nicolas csgi bullshitery 7
*ghosting*
*ghosting*
*ghosting*
Me: heh....
*FAT GHOST*
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JellyPands Yes *Cue Sex ghost*
JellyPands Yes thank you for clarifying that you laughed.
JellyPands Yes I don’t understand what “ghosting” is in this game.
When people tell others where people are or something similar when theyre dead, it generally is worse when people have free cam, which CS does
Daniel Houlihan Thanks.
loved this
MojoOnPC Thanks!
Lucky getting a comment from wait who is mojo?
MojoOnPC Who's Mojo?
+MojoOnPC who are you ?
“If we can’t see us”
“They can’t see us”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
There is a madman's logic to that, lol
Jeff the killer #Logic
20 seconds in the video and I alredy lost my shit due to Cyanide's logic
Doggo logic 101
#logic
do NOT search that in google. Guess what 99% of your viewers did in this exact moment. I regret being a part of those 99%
I already knew what it was because a horrible friend sent a link and I was curious what it was.
Forky Forklift i've seen worse
thank god someone told me what scat was when I was little, lmao...
Trust Womble next time
search what?
FAT GHOST INTENSIFIES.
WWWWRRRRROOOOOOMM
0:00 , the dumbest series on UA-cam was born. It is a rare legendary moment.
No offense, Womble's bullshittery started since Random DayZ Bullshittery part 1
@@hasdarivahsla6351 shhhhhh
Fucking noob doesn't know about glorious Battlefield bullshitery video
@@hasdarivahsla6351 For alot of us, this was our first. And it was a *marvelous* first impression.
I can't go to 0:00 with that
Edit : neither with mine
The fat ghost killed me..😂😂😂
3:53
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Aaah ...
Aash....
Oooh....
Ooohh...
4:08 I laughed so hard at that story
EDIT: How the fuck does this have four hundred likes? All I did was give a time stamp and my reaction.
When womble says DO NOT GOOGLE, you DON'T FUCKING GOOGLE IT, i don't want to know.
FinnishPlayer Yes you do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FinnishPlayer its people shitting on each other and eating the shit. dont watch.
Elias CS:GO You da real mvp
0:00 - drunken anti-semitism
0:11 - good luckm, have fun
0:13 - if we can't see us, they can't see us
0:19 - #logic
0:28 - pick up the AWP!
1:08 - follow me
1:13 - get your chode out of my face
1:17 - great start!
1:26 - smurf's eyaculation
1:31 - correct use of a P90
1:41 - chef hat
1:45 - give it to me im good with it
1:59 - blue-tac
2:06 - what is a gril?
2:16 - knob-jockey
2:25 - its not like you're a terrorist
2:30 - Cyanide: self five!
2:39 - don't give me the bomb
2:44 - *stab* *stab* *stab* *pew*!
2:54 - Poro's avatar
2:57 - inferno destrats
3:04 - smokes and flashbangs
3:17 - I got AWP'ed
3:38 - crossfire
3:45 - ghosting
4:08 - psycho girlfriend
4:57 - magical headshot
5:04 - Cyanide goes afk
5:26 - Kaffe is not amused
5:36 - define "rape"
5:50 - what is Scat?
5:54 - running into someone's AWP
6:01 - i said she maid nice food
6:12 - your session's full
6:24 - Soviet: selft five!
6:35 - the champion of being fucked in the butt
6:46 - shameless spraying
6:57 - come on use the flash!
7:04 - Edberg knifes Cyanide
Why it's drunken antisemitism? I do not comprehend
there's something called Google
Much respect
i dont understand why did you do that
just finished a soundboard, thanks for the timestamps
And so, a legendary series began
2:43 , He has 56,800 Cash?!
+We Are Partners! It's my leet haxx!! They've been exposed!
In my defence...I have a bomb!!
:O Much Hax little skill !!! XD
Yeah
+SovietWomble Womble plz upload anything.. That is longer than 3 minutes
kappa
And the warm up is 164 minutes
Can someone explain to me how at 5:03 Cyanide goes Afk and kills a guy? I don't play CS:GO...
+Boris Gospodinov Haxx!!
+SovietWomble didn't expect an answer from you, but I want the real answer :(
+Boris Gospodinov It is a real answer! He's a dirty hacking smeg-head! :)
+SovietWomble aren't there any anti-cheating measures in CS?
+SovietWomble I need answers :( the need for them is killing me
anyone else regrets searching for scat? ;(
Maduar Sørenpinde Not those who are into it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yeah but... honestly we shouldn't judge them. It's a fetish so it's not like they chose to like it
Dman20111 Gentlemen, I'm pretty sure we've found the scat fetishist.
Or as he's known on the weekend...Professor Poo Poo!
SovietWomble Pornhub hahahahaha xD
SovietWomble Hey, watch it! I'll have you know I take the weekends off >_>
Maduar Sørenpinde It's like year 2015 and you didin't know what scat is before this video? Dude...
First day of 2020 and they still get me every time
Ayy, we have the same idea. Glad i rewatched this
Hallelujah Someone Still Watches This Series In 2020
Sammmeee
@@benkek3841 jokes on you I'm still here :)
First day of 2021
3:42 with that indian accent got me rolling on the floor
I watched a couple of "Best Of Cyanide" videos, and I was laughing to the point I was crying. My mum asked me what I was looking at, so I showed her. She was confused at first, but she was pissing herself laughing by the end of it. He's too damn funny 😂😂
I googled scat. I was scatted for life.
first pay me $$$
Senodog scattrak?
Can get a Grotto ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3:27 I guess he awp'ologized
ok time to leave before someone comes for me
Have you written your will yet?
Too late, I am here, state your case so that we may proceed.
That was awp'propriate
will u shut awp about the awp puns
Thats awp'ful
I don't even play CS:GO but they are so funny that I'm still watching this
"I don't want to use this!" Doesn't want to use the Scout, the precision weapon second only to the AWP.
*Buys a Deagle instead.*
Ahh, the Golden Age of SovietWomble.
NeenanTheNinja Every age is the golden age
#goldenage from d2 and d1
What changed? His videos are still good. It's not like he took an EA/Nestlè sponsorship or anything.
Womble The Immortal
@@kalebbruwer tbh nowadays he seems to be 'overediting' it a bit.
Which i dont mind but, completely unnecessary
I went to search scat,should have listened to Soviet
Dumbass.
What is it
Jazz but spelled by a dyslexic
Poopoo porn
2:57 I’ve watched these videos hundreds of times, still have no idea what he said xD help?
Nope ur by ur self
@@ethanispretzles8278 5 years later I still don’t know 🤣
I honestly thought that comment today
Or somewhere this year
4:03 best story ive ever heard XD
Same
Yeah, it was epic XD but, who was that guy that was telling it? I''m new here, and that guy is awesome
idk 4sure it wasnt Cyanide or Womble :D probably Edberg :D
+James Cz it's Cramps
Hmmm, baby, sexy egg. THE FUCKING FUNNIEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD
Berkk Erenn i bet you came from pewdiepie
Ελένη nah just, i can confirm. it's not sexy.
Im almost certain one of the awp retake classes in the new operation is named after this video
“But I knifed NBK!”
is Soviet dead or some shit? 3 weeks since an upload bruh
+TheWetSockofDoom That's normal. Full time job means I only have Saturday and Sunday to myself.
And I usually want to play games than edit stuff. Once a month is the best I can do :)
+SovietWomble Ah thats fine! Looking forward to your next video, man.
+TheWetSockofDoom Thank you kindly. Using this bank holiday to work on editing.
Brief teaser clip available to Patrons. But I've messaged it to you all the same, because why not.
+SovietWomble You have a Patreon?! I had no idea! I'd love to support you, so I'll check your Patreon out when I get back later! Again, look forward to your video.
+TheWetSockofDoom Thank you kindly! It would be greatly appreciated :)
"What's with the chef hat?"
He's COOKING UP SOME JUSTICE!
I was not prepared for “Uploaded 6 years ago” to mean 2015
I love how i googled "Scat" and see that it was a type of Jazz. then i clicked on "images" and instantly knew why they don't wanted anyone to google it :D
.:Mr-BBQ-337:. y? tell me
I think scat is like a fetish involving eating shit, not sure though.
...ppl are weird
HDVenomGamer ... does that bring a hole new meaning to the insult "Eat shit"
(Whole*)
Fuck my life i have just searched "Scat" in Google
Tupac4Ever what is IT? Xd
BlixLing Trust me dont google it
Literally shit porn.
Tupac4Ever haha me too :D
Chroma shitty*
There are 3 types of CSGO
Players:
1. Normal People
2. Slavs
3. 100% POL People
There are 4
*hilarious clanmates*
is nobody going to admit that Soviet's videos NEVER get old no matter how many times you rewatch or no matter how old?
3:36 "Shut Awp"
Awpschwitz
is cyanide Indian?
Vivek Tripathi yes he is
Vivek Tripathi no he is casino ameracan
yes
Born in India but raised in Singapore
Sorry for the 1 year response time lmao
3:36 “shut awp” xd
This was what peak SovietWomble looks like. Respect and love.
Cyanide logic: pick up the awp and friendly fire is turned off. 😒👍🏻👍🏻
goddamn time flies so fast
the *FAT GHOST* literally gets me laughing out loud like crazy 😂😂
I am rewatching this series so much that at this point I'm actually saying their lines along with them
Here after part 9. He remembered his password guys
Learned my lesson from watching this. Never watch soviet and try to drink something or your gonna spit everywhere when you laugh lmao
Scat:
improvised jazz singing in which the voice is used in imitation of an instrument.
I'M THE SCATMAN
Spyro Ill have the usual
Really enjoy the rewatchability of all of your videos. The genuine reactions are what keep this hilarious, and the great editing makes it even funnier. The bullshittery series series is by far the funniest one I have ever watched. Just keep it quality over quantity! Congrats on going full time!
2:05 That is the most factual fact you'll ever hear.
Man I need gaming buddies like these
This was so much fun to watch
+ETCPL Sorry but we celebrate life.
I don't know what kind of pain made you like that but I believe there is a reason why you chose to reply to me of all people.
God loves you. I pray that he heal what it is that's causing you to act like that.
God loves you (^~^)
+Nelson II “Kanakanako_Exia” Salazar What a great response.
+Nelson II “Kanakanako_Exia” Salazar God is not real
0:10 that's a true team work
2019 and still enjoying Womble post shit as often as a dad comes back to his family.
Cyanide's thoughts:I'll reck these guys with a p90
Cyanide: shoots 3 bullets and reloads in front of target
now this is funny af
+MightyMadni :D
*****
Damn eat some sweats 'cause your salty as fuck.
Holy shit these views. It's a testament to how popular CSGO still is.
nafaidni I think it's got a perfected formula. Semi-asymmetrical gameplay based around an objective as opposed to an arbitrary score. And deliberate imbalance in weapon capabilities. It's certainly stood the test of time.
SovietWomble Your video is on 9gag video so that's probably responsible for a bit of views, an awesome video nonetheless I subbed! 9gag.com/tv/p/aJyqme/random-cs-go-bullshittery-sovietwomble?ref=tcl
It got linked on Reddit a couple of days ago. I found it there, watched all of them, and added DAYZ and ARMA to my steam wishlist...
nafaidni Nah, it's just 9GAG :/
nafaidni It was on 9gag so here we are
5:01 most cursed clip in Soviets history
Blessed*
It guided by Stalins hand
Salex blade 22 да
I had to pause at 5:17 because i was laughing so hard that i straight up through up, i made the mistake of trying to take a drink well watching this video, Soviet, thank you for being too funny.
Its been 1 week I am watching your videos and it has made me laugh all the week. Love this channel
When i Search scat i google:R.I.P
WTF is it?
+Jasper Rojas people shitting on each other, or just shit.
+NauticGaming Thanks
+Jasper Rojas Np, just don't search it up, keep your non-corrupted mind.
to be quite honest i prefer wat- [redacted]
This is at 13 million views, 123k likes, and I still think that's not enough credit for how hilarious this is
Wait if Edberg's knifed everyone does that mean he's knifed himself?
Did you guys know that if you view the video during the ghosting joke, you can see the *FAT GHOSTING* shake only in 60fps, while it only stands still in 30fps? Interesting... 60 > 30
+echopark1993 I saw that too actually. I thought I'd made some sort of a mistake during the editing and was kicking myself for it after launch. So, it's a difference in viewing setting? How weird.
+SovietWomble YOoooooo. Great video btw. Haha. You've probably made the text shake at higher than 30fps, hence it looks like it doesn't shake unless it is viewed in 60fps.
I fcking love your vids, discover this one 3 days ago and I already saw them all... :D
Do you have a "timing" for when you upload them? (like: every 2 weeks...)
Btw, your editing skills are owsum, everything is totally clear (I'm french and I can understand everything, it's really cool) and fun, keep doing great job !
PowerZordan Once a month typically I'm afraid. I can only really play games on the weekends due to work.
Sorry about that.
SovietWomble Last fanboy question: what's your ratio (in hours I mean) gameplay/video?
Cause idk how you can have THAT MANY things to show, there's only 2 ways: you need many many hours, or you're all strange (or maybe even stupid? but that's not nice. but Cyanide isn't nice with yo mom either so... explain me this magic)
PowerZordan Good question. Entirely depends on the game and how many funny things happen. But for that last video in CS:GO, there's a 6 week gap from when I bought the game, to when I had collected enough footage. That final week was the editing. Though it was only really a handful of games during those 5 weeks. I'd say as a general estimate, a month per bullshittery video.
SovietWomble Came here from steam, I love it!
PowerZordan same here :D
3:35 Just stAWP'it. That was a missed opportunity
I love the sound of the fat ghost, it's very pleasing.
I googled Scat... My memory of scatman is forever ruined
ahw no man i didnt even think of that lawl
You should have known.
Hey Womble, what editing software do you use? if it's Sony Vegas can you tell me how you motion track text?
+Iggy I just leave my comment here
34Lillo Um, okay?
+Iggy I just leave my comment here
In case of an answer, I'll also see it x)
34Lillo Oh, alright. Thanks for clarification :)
rewatching this for like a 6345689191349 times