Ben Wyatt Is Calzone Boy - Parks and Recreation

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2019
  • Hot off the streets of Napoli (or so he wishes), his mission is simple - convince the American people to ditch pizza and step into the THE CALZONE ZONE.
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  • @OptimusWombat
    @OptimusWombat 4 роки тому +6142

    Ben dying inside when Leslie was trash-talking calzone.

    • @gilbertdeclerk7215
      @gilbertdeclerk7215 4 роки тому +16

      @Schmeagenheimer Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @edwardbadege7777
      @edwardbadege7777 4 роки тому +7

      @@gilbertdeclerk7215 hey, look at us. Who would've thought?! Not me!

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 3 роки тому +28

      I think it's not about the calzone, more like it's so out of character for her to be so angry and serious that he's taken aback lol

    • @diegoowen-lara6229
      @diegoowen-lara6229 3 роки тому +16

      He probably was in more pain in that moment then when he had food poisoning

    • @etherealsalad2698
      @etherealsalad2698 3 роки тому

      @@0Onyx13 tbf she did yell at him three times when they first met lmaoo

  • @devinbaird2470
    @devinbaird2470 3 роки тому +7142

    It is seriously hard to watch Ben when he's at the accounting firm. They love him so much but he always leaves.

    • @ijustlikethiscrapokay
      @ijustlikethiscrapokay 3 роки тому +894

      i love the accounting firm too, they’re so sweet and appreciative of ben

    • @E4S65
      @E4S65 3 роки тому +642

      I always feel terrible for them too. They always get so close

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 3 роки тому +399

      The way they act in front of him is so adorable.

    • @neophyte_DQT
      @neophyte_DQT 3 роки тому +324

      he does jerk them around a bit too much, but I think he supplies them enough help in his (short) time there that it's not completely one-sided

    • @headless_horseman9141
      @headless_horseman9141 3 роки тому +210

      Dude they seem so amazing, we need justice for the accounting firm

  • @duckprep1327
    @duckprep1327 4 роки тому +5969

    The happy face Ben makes when he is surprised by Calzone instead of pizza is the purest thing on the internet. 🍽

    • @franzbigT
      @franzbigT 4 роки тому +111

      Only Ron's face at the free breakfast food in the strip club is better.

    • @srishti5711
      @srishti5711 4 роки тому +43

      "You guyyyyyyys." :)

    • @Rubbersoular
      @Rubbersoular 4 роки тому +11

      Local lo cal calzone zone

    • @fort9303
      @fort9303 3 роки тому +1

      So confident I love it😂

    • @kevin_dur4nt
      @kevin_dur4nt 3 роки тому +2

      Naw, it’s actually Ron’s reaction to little Sebastian.

  • @BlueLightningHawk
    @BlueLightningHawk 3 роки тому +430

    "The calzones... betrayed me? Never again guys... as God as my witness... they're dead to me."

    • @grayrose6455
      @grayrose6455 3 роки тому +4

      best line in the show

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 2 роки тому +6

      hitler in 1943

    • @VuotoPneumaNN
      @VuotoPneumaNN 2 роки тому

      Ultimately it wasn't the calzones. It was the meat IN the calzones. Go vegan.

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks 4 роки тому +3531

    "But number 3's told a story - a story from a book I wouldn't read, but I would see the movie off."
    I love this line so much.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому +2400

    That shot at 5:22 is so funny when Ben rolls like a dead fish and Chris's face comes into frame for a second xD

    • @taquitotexano09
      @taquitotexano09 3 роки тому +117

      I never noticed that before! New gem to laugh at. Thank you 😊

    • @stephaniehanley1016
      @stephaniehanley1016 3 роки тому +64

      You can hear him laugh too 🤣 that little noise that comes out before the transition

    • @kelseywu3723
      @kelseywu3723 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂 That's amazing

    • @delvisvaldes1420
      @delvisvaldes1420 3 роки тому +24

      How did I miss this every time?????

    • @chloeblume5702
      @chloeblume5702 3 роки тому +29

      OMG IVE SEEN THIS SHOW THREE TIMES AND JUST NOTICED THIS IM LAUGHING SO AHRD

  • @zenithquasar9623
    @zenithquasar9623 4 роки тому +9087

    I love how Ben tries to pronounce Calzone in Italian but fails and then Chris refers it in Italian correctly! Brilliant comedy!

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 4 роки тому +120

      Phoenix Dawn Chris does it do effortlessly 😂

    • @emmylou-ks1md
      @emmylou-ks1md 4 роки тому +136

      Actually the correct pronounce is " cal - Zo - neh" but "cal - TSo - neh". Different sound.

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 4 роки тому +22

      @@emmylou-ks1md so, is it like an accent or does he say it wrong?

    • @emmylou-ks1md
      @emmylou-ks1md 4 роки тому +104

      @@zenithquasar9623 no, not the accent. It's the pronunciation of the "z". He pronounces with the same sound as in "zipper" or " bizarre". But in fact it should be like "ts" or "tz". You know the greek sauce, tzatziki? It's the same sound. I can't think of an English word with the same sound, but it's frequent in Italian, Russian, Greek...

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 4 роки тому +51

      @@emmylou-ks1md Ah, like in pizza?

  • @darshanbathija975
    @darshanbathija975 4 роки тому +239

    "Drizzle it on for me, I'm not your maaaeeeiiid" - Tom Haverford

  • @baileycrombie2267
    @baileycrombie2267 3 роки тому +671

    I have voided his body weight in the past twelve hours alone. He might be disappeared off the face of the earth." One of my favorite lines in the show 😂😂😂

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 4 роки тому +3752

    I love how Ben can't pronounce the name of his favorite food in Italian, but Chris, a guy who doesn't eat this dish, can.

    • @xred13BF3
      @xred13BF3 4 роки тому +69

      correct, that is the joke

    • @rambot670
      @rambot670 4 роки тому +14

      0:22

    • @enthusedtosing9655
      @enthusedtosing9655 3 роки тому +8

      They both mispronounce it

    • @giovanni21mas
      @giovanni21mas 3 роки тому +21

      @@enthusedtosing9655 Chris says it pretty well

    • @Baababaadu
      @Baababaadu 3 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one who caught that

  • @vendroid6193
    @vendroid6193 4 роки тому +1388

    "You have accidentally given me the food , my food eats " such a well written joke

    • @danielleza908
      @danielleza908 4 роки тому +38

      It's actually a well known joke when mocking vegans.

    • @thebowlfosho4974
      @thebowlfosho4974 3 роки тому +18

      Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?

    • @michaelabercrombie7698
      @michaelabercrombie7698 3 роки тому +7

      @@danielleza908 Red Forman said the same thing. This is not food.This is what food eats!

    • @OrionARS
      @OrionARS 3 роки тому +7

      It's about as original as "what did cavemen call bad hunters?? Vegetarians".
      Great jokes, nonetheless

    • @henggaraed
      @henggaraed 3 роки тому

      @@danielleza908... because he eats vegans!

  • @E4S65
    @E4S65 3 роки тому +516

    "But Number 3 told a story. A story... from a book I wouldn't read... but I would watch the movie" 🤣🤣

    • @fort9303
      @fort9303 3 роки тому +14

      Reminds me of Brooklyn Nine Nine when Jake says “could you recommend me a book on parenting, or better yet, a movie on parenting

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 3 роки тому

      Then again, its tom. The only books he's ever read was twilight and automotive repair 1990.

  • @TheVillainOfTheYear
    @TheVillainOfTheYear 3 роки тому +309

    They really missed an opportunity to give him a Stromboli-loving nemesis.

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 3 роки тому +17

      They should of made it Jeremy Jaan

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan 4 роки тому +754

    Shame Ben never stayed at that accounting place, he was like a rock star over there. But i guess it would get boring after a while, have to challenge yourself in life to be better.

    • @samcallanan3633
      @samcallanan3633 3 роки тому +9

      He also got a really good opportunity

    • @siddharthjayadev7713
      @siddharthjayadev7713 2 роки тому +12

      if you think of it, it is the same as Jim being the best but stagnated at dunder mifflin

  • @jayd_e_e_k7823
    @jayd_e_e_k7823 3 роки тому +776

    Now I can’t stop saying The Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @ToastbrotRaver
      @ToastbrotRaver 3 роки тому +16

      Be sure to support your local low cal calzone zones.

    • @smayansapre5396
      @smayansapre5396 3 роки тому +3

      Eat a low cal calzone zone filled with superglue

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv 3 роки тому +5

      It's like the Bob Loblaw Law Blog

    • @Eaterofeaterofpies
      @Eaterofeaterofpies 3 роки тому +1

      he could have called it The Local Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @smayansapre5396
      @smayansapre5396 3 роки тому +1

      @@Eaterofeaterofpies you copied a joke from a guy like 2 comments above you

  • @Idk-ve8zh
    @Idk-ve8zh 4 роки тому +3247

    Who would actually go to the Lowcalcalzonezone😂

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 4 роки тому +120

      Anyone that says they wouldn't shall perish

    • @missuntitledblog
      @missuntitledblog 4 роки тому +46

      I would only go if Ben was there

    • @Idk-ve8zh
      @Idk-ve8zh 4 роки тому +9

      @@missuntitledblog YESSSSS 😍

    • @Idk-ve8zh
      @Idk-ve8zh 4 роки тому +12

      @@crusherconi they shall disappear off the face of the earth without a trace😂

    • @622hfhjgv
      @622hfhjgv 4 роки тому +21

      I'd go to my local lowcalcalzonezone!

  • @gabrielenicoli5065
    @gabrielenicoli5065 4 роки тому +481

    I love how Chris immediately corrects Ben pronounciation of Calzone ahahahah

  • @onean6949
    @onean6949 4 роки тому +760

    It was a calzone
    It was LITERALLY JUST A MINICALZONE

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 4 роки тому +14

      That's actually called 'empanada'

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 роки тому +5

      @@Moskito844 Not if it has tomato sauce!

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 4 роки тому +6

      @@ZesPak in my town we have the "empanada caprese" that has tomato and cheese. Close enough (?

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 роки тому +7

      @@Moskito844 Sounds like you need to send me some over for my final verdict.

    • @mazdakmina9493
      @mazdakmina9493 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO *Literally* the first (and off the top of my head, only) time Chris has actually used the word *"literally"* correctly!

  • @ABEALMIGHTY
    @ABEALMIGHTY 4 роки тому +640

    THE CALZONES ... BETRAYED ME?

  • @deeya
    @deeya 3 роки тому +242

    I love the worried, bewildered look people give him when he starts off on his calzones.
    They're worried about him, but at the same time they're looking out for escape routes...

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 3 роки тому +2657

    Everyone rips on calzones but i feel the same way Ben does...it’s a portable slice of pizza you can eat easily, like a pizza burrito.

    • @mikehunt2015
      @mikehunt2015 3 роки тому +197

      "portable slice of pizza"

    • @panzerxiiiextra2770
      @panzerxiiiextra2770 3 роки тому +227

      As opposed to a non-portable slice of pizza lol?

    • @FarewellRocketShip1
      @FarewellRocketShip1 3 роки тому +81

      Pizza is already portable lmao

    • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
      @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 3 роки тому +13

      dude just fold your pizza like a normal person. calzones are fine but usually cost more

    • @notsure5444
      @notsure5444 3 роки тому +218

      The people shitting on calzones are the same people that eat hot pockets

  • @Nyanpuddi
    @Nyanpuddi 4 роки тому +599

    i admire men with strong (harmless) passions

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +31

      They’re the most attractive kind.

    • @squid1481
      @squid1481 4 роки тому +4

      Like men who are passionate about My Little Pony?

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +19

      squid Had a teacher who loved that show. He was a great, open-minded teacher. What’s your excuse?

    • @Nyanpuddi
      @Nyanpuddi 4 роки тому +15

      @@squid1481 if thats their thing yes, im a big my little pony fan myself so i wouldnt mind

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 3 роки тому +21

      @@squid1481 my little pony is Lil' Sebastian.

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks Рік тому +150

    The food poisoning scene is one of my favourites in the entire show. Chris failing to use the phone, Ron waddling over, choosing to whack it off the table, having Ben dial Tom’s extension with HIS FACE ALL SMOOSHED. It’s so unreasonably funny.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid Рік тому +10

      The delivery of "The calzones.. betrayed me?!" is one of the best in the series, too, imo

    • @saitodosan9377
      @saitodosan9377 Рік тому

      It's so hilarious how Chris is literally right there and then it's just ".....i can't do it." I die every time, bro.

  • @gabriellealmeida8044
    @gabriellealmeida8044 4 роки тому +94

    "pizza? never heard of it" always get me 😂😂😂

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 Рік тому +19

    The accounting firm is Ben’s perfect world. Everyone loves him, they eat calzones, his jokes are always a hit, he’s incredibly successful with them. Him always quitting is the best running joke

    • @szortowniawordpresscom1388
      @szortowniawordpresscom1388 Місяць тому +1

      @gladesucks7907 You might even say that the *joke* is him *running* away from that firm.
      (I'll let myself out :))

  • @mildlyaggressivedesk1280
    @mildlyaggressivedesk1280 4 роки тому +409

    3:50
    Still disappointed
    Could of been the “local low-cal calzone zone”

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 4 роки тому +57

      ...I genuinely believed you couldn’t improve upon that joke, but there it is.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 4 роки тому +65

      In Southern California, the So-Cal, local, Low-Cal Calzone Zone

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 4 роки тому +7

      @@99lodewijk The title is a gift that just keeps giving.

    • @AlanisBored
      @AlanisBored 4 роки тому +10

      i'm texting this from the branch based in LA, nothing beats the So Cal local Low-Cal Calzone Zone's Wi-Fi Zone

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 3 роки тому +4

      I always imagined 'low-cal' would be spelled as 'lo-cal' to make it double meaning hehe.

  • @hajra5781
    @hajra5781 4 роки тому +177

    i feel so bad for barnie every time i see him. what a pure soul

  • @nickm6672
    @nickm6672 3 роки тому +71

    I like how Ron's opinions of the wedding dishes that are written on the white board in the back are just "Bad meat" and "No".

  • @allyb3510
    @allyb3510 3 роки тому +117

    THE CALZONES..... BETRAYED ME???

  • @celestecolamarino813
    @celestecolamarino813 3 роки тому +717

    That’not a tiny calzone, that’s an “empanada”

    • @BENYJOSE1
      @BENYJOSE1 3 роки тому +59

      The tomato sauce makes it a Calzone.

    • @deeya
      @deeya 3 роки тому +82

      fun fact: the tomato was first cultivated and used in cooking in Latin America by the Aztecs. So by chronology, and at the risk of triggering Italians, empanada is right.

    • @BENYJOSE1
      @BENYJOSE1 3 роки тому +46

      @@deeya tomatoes are used by multiple cultures - I never pretended that Italians have a lock on them. That being stated, Empanadas don't normally have tomato sauce, so your argument is illogical at best.
      It's kinda like saying Greeks invented Pizza, therefore, Calzones are Greek... despite the fact that Greek Pizza has very different ingredients.

    • @florcita72
      @florcita72 3 роки тому +19

      @@BENYJOSE1 actually you’re so very wrong. Empanadas come with all types of fillings, Argentinian empanadas have tomato sauce in their meat fillings.

    • @gabrielmedina9003
      @gabrielmedina9003 3 роки тому +9

      Bring up Aztecs and tomatoes doesn’t make it an empanada. We don’t know the filling and in all likelihood it was italian or American-Italian fillings. Empanadas, calzone, meat pie, they’re all similar and likely share a similar history, originating from wheat rich regions. Likely somewhere in Europe.

  • @mrdemann702
    @mrdemann702 2 роки тому +29

    Ben's nerd swagger is a thing of beauty to witness. That wink at the end was so funny.

  • @SOMETHINGRANDOM
    @SOMETHINGRANDOM 4 роки тому +177

    I was sad when he had to leave the accounting office. He was really welcome there and everyone did so many things for him, like throw him a Calzone party, he just left

  • @jharnakamdar
    @jharnakamdar 4 роки тому +96

    I love the wink at the end...took my heart Mr Wyatt!!

    • @rashmipriyaverma
      @rashmipriyaverma 4 роки тому +4

      Thats just the moment I developed a crush on him 😍😍

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 4 роки тому +4

      @@rashmipriyaverma i've had a crush on him since his first season on the show, he's so cute

    • @cmdrjanjalani
      @cmdrjanjalani 2 роки тому

      @@elisecode2212 but he wasn't in the first season

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 2 роки тому

      @@cmdrjanjalani HIS first season on the show

  • @jaimitox91
    @jaimitox91 3 роки тому +140

    I´ve never understood why everybody hated calzone in the show. In most south american countries Empanadas are one of the most common street food and are basically just like a calzone. Besides Ben calzone looks really good!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 3 роки тому +33

      Hey they also hate Jerry and he’s also great

    • @luke-pu8nc
      @luke-pu8nc 3 роки тому +22

      It's just one of the things in the show that you know. Like how everybody loves lil Sebastian. And everyone hates jerry. It's just a running gag that everyone in Pawnee dislikes calzones!

    • @jakehoward2493
      @jakehoward2493 2 роки тому +2

      also there's just a general joke In america culture that calzones are a B tier pizza. I feel like the only time I've heard a calzone mentioned in some American media it's always to beat down on them for not being pizza :p

    • @panchoverde5078
      @panchoverde5078 Рік тому +3

      An empanada is nothing like a calzone. Empanadas are fried pies. A calzone is baked. Empanadas > calzone.

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord Рік тому

      because they are just pizza that is harder to eat.

  • @mookie1968
    @mookie1968 Рік тому +97

    I like how most characters in the show inexplicably hate calzones and libraries-two completely innocuous and pleasant things.

    • @ProjectLethargic
      @ProjectLethargic 11 місяців тому +3

      I really like Calzones and libraries thats the biggest thing I disagree with on this show

    • @softsweetfemme
      @softsweetfemme 10 місяців тому +2

      I wish they had used another part of the government to hate on,libraries are cozy and beneficial to the community, and calzones are lovely little savory pockets! I think this might have something to do with jerry

    • @Mikewolv007
      @Mikewolv007 9 місяців тому +7

      Well, when the local library is run by a succubus too perverted for hell, the negative bias seems reasonable.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 8 місяців тому +3

      Calzones are just inferior pizzas. No browning of the cheese, excessive crust and unsure how hot the fillings are.
      That library is run by a snarky librarian lady, and the literal Icon of Sin (Tammy 2) works there.
      Completely justified reasons imo 👍

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 3 місяці тому

      Right, who hates libraries? Also Chris normally acts happy about everything but he seems to really dislike calzones.

  • @iamwasd3530
    @iamwasd3530 3 роки тому +37

    Leslie went from trash talking Ben’s calzone idea to supporting him in making calzones. True character development.

  • @siobhanhicks4237
    @siobhanhicks4237 4 роки тому +72

    ‘Highway to the calzone zone’ needs to be a full song and i need it now

  • @AEtrane
    @AEtrane 7 місяців тому +6

    Chris' completely disingenuous "amazing" at 3:45 just kills me every time 😂

  • @sydshu5550
    @sydshu5550 3 роки тому +41

    3:09 the one time I think Ron and Chris ever agreed on anything without compromise

  • @devanwhelan9396
    @devanwhelan9396 4 роки тому +709

    bababooey.

  • @newlybricked
    @newlybricked 3 роки тому +35

    "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" Well, not too far off lol

  • @bobtyler8374
    @bobtyler8374 4 роки тому +259

    The so-callocallow-calcalzonezone, A southern california calzone restaurant focued on distribution of low calorie calzones.

    • @spookysock
      @spookysock 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't definitely crowdfund this shit👌

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 7 місяців тому +5

    It's always so heart warming how much of a celebrity Ben is at the accounting firm

  • @Famous_Monster
    @Famous_Monster 3 роки тому +58

    I love this show so much

  • @maninchair6648
    @maninchair6648 4 роки тому +182

    What a wonderful scene to end with! Barney's delight at Ben's reaction is priceless : "I love Calzones!" , "We know!!!"

    • @tmp123ful
      @tmp123ful 4 роки тому +4

      But so sad knowing he will break their hearts yet again

  • @isabellafiguerola7450
    @isabellafiguerola7450 4 роки тому +61

    3:54 he looks GREAT here

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 4 роки тому +2

      i know, i love the depressed ben look

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker 3 роки тому +92

    Let's go to our Local Low-Cal Calzone Zone!

  • @supermoonwalker8053
    @supermoonwalker8053 3 роки тому +111

    I had a calzone for lunch. It was good

  • @DanielECarroll
    @DanielECarroll 3 роки тому +29

    Every Friday I celebrate “Calzone Friday.” I recommend everybody get a Calzone for lunch with a friend on Fridays.

  • @jasrajsinghbhinder5033
    @jasrajsinghbhinder5033 4 роки тому +33

    Ben seemed so happy with the accounting chaps!

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 3 роки тому +2

      He was in his element

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 2 роки тому +2

      Ben + the accountants should have their own spin-off show, in my opinion 😅😅

  • @lucydanko4015
    @lucydanko4015 4 роки тому +217

    i didn't even know calzones existed until parks n rec

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 роки тому +10

      Because they're not that popular. Even I didn't. That's the joke.

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite 4 роки тому +1

      I always knew about those! I like calzones.

  • @Zoditron
    @Zoditron 3 роки тому +551

    Andy is 100% correct that sausage, onion and peppers are scientifically proven to be the best toppings.

    • @SallyBMcgill
      @SallyBMcgill 3 роки тому +6

      I like onions, green peppers and mushrooms. That is the best to me

    • @JamesTrifolium
      @JamesTrifolium 3 роки тому +30

      *Pineapple*

    • @ericdouglas7039
      @ericdouglas7039 3 роки тому +9

      @@JamesTrifolium U trolling?

    • @sala8763
      @sala8763 3 роки тому +16

      @@ericdouglas7039 pineapple belongs on pizza😍

    • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
      @ILikeBleachItsTrue 3 роки тому +1

      Show your sauce so we can check the data.

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 4 роки тому +41

    I think it's safe to say, Ben Wyatt is the best *winks and eats calzone*

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory 3 роки тому +8

    Like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret . That is the best line in this compilation.

  • @TheWwjd95
    @TheWwjd95 3 роки тому +9

    The end part🥺 they were always so nice to him, bless the accountant that tried to hire him 3x, so sweet

  • @697up
    @697up 4 роки тому +628

    THAT IDEA IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
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    That idea is terrible

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly, Chris in a nutshell. My man would never say something bad about someone to their face.

    • @dkd7670
      @dkd7670 4 роки тому

      It doesnt go with your dp😂

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas 4 роки тому +39

    I'm just happy it ended in a positive and supportive note of Ben's love for calzones.

  • @kevez17
    @kevez17 4 роки тому +60

    “Come on in” “ I already did”

  • @wabisabi2819
    @wabisabi2819 4 роки тому +17

    plz he is so sweet i would die for him

  • @justelle7191
    @justelle7191 4 роки тому +22

    Ben Wyatt is the ideal man 💕

  • @duckprep1327
    @duckprep1327 4 роки тому +42

    Calzones are a culinary innovation!

  • @sarahjenkins1026
    @sarahjenkins1026 4 роки тому +29

    that wink. no wonder they had triplets

  • @rosiaidek
    @rosiaidek 3 роки тому +34

    when he turned around and winked 🥴

  • @mas502arc
    @mas502arc 4 роки тому +38

    Been looking for these clips for a long time. Especially, "highway to the calzone zone"

  • @deeya
    @deeya 3 роки тому +18

    6:48 Leslie breaking his heart was hard to watch... 😂

    • @flexitarianbeanqueen
      @flexitarianbeanqueen 3 роки тому +1

      lol i was just about to timestamp that... actually his reaction, 6:51

    • @mattng2761
      @mattng2761 8 місяців тому

      And she possibly also break the hearts of millions of Italians in the world

  • @tnate6004
    @tnate6004 9 місяців тому +3

    8:01 Leslie's "Oh" when she suddenly discovers why Ben really wants to enter the pie contest is just so perfect.

  • @thatfangirl1145
    @thatfangirl1145 4 роки тому +126

    "Mini calzone" psh, call them how it is! EM👏🏼PA👏🏼NA👏🏼DA👏🏼

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite 4 роки тому +9

      Not everyone is from Argentina

    • @nadinaventura
      @nadinaventura 4 роки тому +2

      Finally someone said it.

    • @stopit4854
      @stopit4854 3 роки тому +1

      Omg, in the place that i live, mini calzone is actually called panada/pastel!! I live in Asia, i can’t believe the name is almost the same😂

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz 3 роки тому +5

      @@stopit4854 Well Spain and Portugal also colonized/enslaved parts of Asia too so it might have something to do with that.

    • @gatorbuilt
      @gatorbuilt 3 роки тому +2

      It's called HOT POCKET

  • @emem1356
    @emem1356 3 роки тому +3

    the little wink after the camera zooms in on Ben is so cute!!!

  • @joshualatham1695
    @joshualatham1695 4 роки тому +134

    IS A GERBIL MARRYING A RABBIT?

  • @AJR21110
    @AJR21110 2 роки тому +2

    "The calzones betrayed me?" 😂😂😂

  • @alfredc.7777
    @alfredc.7777 2 роки тому +3

    Love how Tom YEETS out of the room
    6:17

  • @PropaChels_CFC
    @PropaChels_CFC 2 роки тому +9

    I love how on the whiteboard, for the calzone, Ron says that it has bad meat. Such a small detail but just subtly reinforces the fact that Ron meat so much better than everyone else.

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf 4 місяці тому

      If you go back you'll also notice that Chris hated the veggies and Tom hated the presentation.
      The meat expert hated the meat, the veggie expert hated the veggies and the presentation expert hated the presentation. Ben really should have seen the red flags.

  • @cheddarcedar
    @cheddarcedar 3 роки тому +7

    I love Ron's commentary on the board when Bens finding a caterer. "Bad meat" and "No." And then toms was just all question marks.

  • @MyMaySummer
    @MyMaySummer 4 роки тому +9

    That killer wink in the end

  • @ashleshajaiswal1971
    @ashleshajaiswal1971 3 роки тому +72

    I'm not your maaaiiiid!!!

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 3 роки тому +14

    It's hilarious how Ben tries to say calzone with the right Italian accent and is barely understandable while Chris says it flawlessly immediately after 😂

  • @dylanwesley3964
    @dylanwesley3964 3 роки тому +6

    The delivery @ 3:00 for the mini calzone explanation was perfection.

  • @gmcmarvel2789
    @gmcmarvel2789 4 роки тому +37

    HAHHAAA!!! YYYEEEEEEESSS!!!!! FINALLY, SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED BEN'S LOVE FOR CALZONE, HONESTLY, ONE OF THE BEST RECURRING JOKES ON THE SHOW 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flangecorp9789
    @flangecorp9789 4 роки тому +15

    Just learning how to make "Aaa Callllazonnnzzzaa".

  • @kweenscourt2870
    @kweenscourt2870 2 роки тому +4

    That wink at the end of that last clip gets me every time. I just love dorky guys

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome 2 роки тому +7

    When Leslie was serious about the calzones, I was actually scared, then she said she was joking and then I was relieved. 😂🤣

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 7 місяців тому +2

    5:24 Chris's agonized face drifting in and out of frame😂😂😂

    • @gailwebb9619
      @gailwebb9619 5 місяців тому

      There was another post that said Rob Lowe was actually laughing at Ben’s rolling toward the phone and then dial the number with his nose.

  • @nishit7147
    @nishit7147 4 роки тому +29

    If I employed the Thumbnail Maker Guy (TMG) I would give him a 25% raise.

  • @ninereeds1810
    @ninereeds1810 3 роки тому +179

    Calzones are objectively superior to pizza because they are contained, which means you can have a higher toppings:crust ratio. If you put too many toppings on a pizza the whole thing collapses, but this is not an issue with calzones!

    • @mikehunt2015
      @mikehunt2015 3 роки тому +10

      Stromboli is better because it doesn't have ricotta, which we all know is trash cheese

    • @ninereeds1810
      @ninereeds1810 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikehunt2015 I agree that ricotta is garbage, but I don't view calzones as inherently ricotta-based (that may just be me though).

    • @hedgehogcuber6848
      @hedgehogcuber6848 3 роки тому +8

      Unpopular opinion I guess: ricotta is amazing. A local pizza place has a pizza with ricotta I LOVE

    • @blakeok952
      @blakeok952 3 роки тому

      The texture and taste of ricotta stinks

    • @hedgehogcuber6848
      @hedgehogcuber6848 3 роки тому +4

      @@blakeok952 I disagree. I just had a pizza yesterday with ricotta. I love the texture of it and like the taste.

  • @bionmccool
    @bionmccool 4 роки тому +21

    Ben made me try Calzone when I was in Napoli. Afterwards, I would take Calzone over Pizza anyday.

  • @gaurav9753
    @gaurav9753 3 роки тому +50

    "I've voided more than Tom's body weight in last 12-hours alone. He might've just disappeared of the earth"
    Kills me everytime.

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 3 роки тому +5

    3:09 I don’t know why but I love how Ron and Chris both have to explain how it was a Calzone. Like how they both agree with each other.

  • @damianwilding
    @damianwilding 3 роки тому +6

    All I want in life is to be Ben when he walks in the room at 9:38

  • @riverbanzachamploo9725
    @riverbanzachamploo9725 3 роки тому +5

    8:14 is the cutest thing.

  • @ham4321
    @ham4321 3 роки тому +2

    This is the REAL love story in Parks and Rec

  • @colinbason
    @colinbason 4 роки тому +7

    "Come on in, man"
    "I already did"

  • @madz2013
    @madz2013 3 роки тому +3

    The wink at the end 😂

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX 3 роки тому +18

    Low cal calzone zone
    Instead of Low-cal-zone

  • @PLF...
    @PLF... 3 роки тому +2

    "I have voided" is now my go-to expression

  • @Hoid.
    @Hoid. 4 роки тому +7

    "I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl" 😂😂😂

  • @minozemstan
    @minozemstan 4 роки тому +3

    "Nothing you're saying is helpful..." I found that really funny... especially the delivery :DD

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden 3 роки тому +5

    Such a bizarre trait that one of the writers came up with. 'How about hes weirdly obsessed with calzones?'
    Thank god the rest of the writers went with it, such a funny recurring joke for Ben.

  • @JacobCarlson
    @JacobCarlson 2 роки тому

    This compilation is 10 MINUTES LONG 😂😂
    I love that they invested so much into this bit

  • @chloereinhardt1700
    @chloereinhardt1700 3 роки тому +5

    Love the thumbnail. It captures his attitude perfectly

  • @koshi6505
    @koshi6505 3 роки тому +3

    Calzone and Stromboli are the best foods in the world.