Legit though, that line's always bithered me. Nick Offerman is a real woodworker, and should know how ridiculous single-use mohogany tongue depressors would be. It's a comedy show though, so who cares
It actually wouldn't be all that expensive, given the low quantities of wood used. About 10 cents for the raw materials per tongue depressor.. It really just comes down to having cheaper alternatives that are functionally identical.
@Luke-nw1xi looks like a good burger to me. Plain, but good. It could use a condiment that would complement the banana. Maybe some jam and some onions.
@@Oferdrincere It seemed funny, though, after six months of insomnia and not being able to eat and doctors puzzling over me and doing hundreds of tests and telling me it's all in my head (only to find out later that it's gastritis with unusual symptoms). I remember laughing my head off and almost crying over this joke. It would have been so great if one of those doctors told me YOU HAVE NETWORK CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS
There is actually a textural and slight taste difference between woods. You would definitely taste the difference between balsa wood and another wood. I haven’t personally tasted mahogany, but balsa is definitely a less pleasant tasting wood than others.
The entire conversation with ann and Ron about his history and info is perfect. “Sexual history? Epic and private.” “Allergies? Weak willed men” lines like that make this show worth it
Most likely he would have gone into quarantine back in January and would have set up a 12 point plan to ensure he would remain supplied and social while minimizing chances of contamination. Which would have worked up until his delivery driver started touching all the food, because it's Pawnee.
Chris Trager was hit by a truck ten minutes after the finale. He was killed instantly and his body consumed by one of Pawnee's many packs of wild roaming dogs.
"If I was sick, could I do this?" "..... What are you doing?" "Cartwheels... am I not doing them?" "No.." 😂😂😂 I see most people are amused by Ron or Christ but Leslie with fever makes me laugh more than everyone else combined 😂😂
I had a friend like Chris Traeger. He was a long distance runner and supposedly in perfect health but he was also like the most fragile person ever. If everything wasn't perfectly optimal he would be out of commission.
SAME This brother was a phenomenal runner but got hurt so much xd The worst was (in highschool) he was blocking another guys path and the other guy pushed him back.(all in good fun) The runner fell back somehow hit his back on a corner of a table and he couldn't walk for long enough that he had to re-learn running he came back to school ~6 months later.
Every time she says "I have to get ready for the chamber of secrets" thinking she's in Harry Potter I just die when she doesn't even acknowledge Ben correcting her to "commerce" 😂😂😂😂😂
@vladcurry Yeah, like one of my acquaintances who didn't wear a mask, caught Covid-19 and had fever for two weeks. And his wife had to take care of him, on top of figuring out how to teach kids online. Really brave of him.
@@nah-y4e He doesn't get the flu every year, the last time was about twenty years ago. Same with my father, he never gets the flu. The last disease he had, not counting colds, was mononucleosis in 1987. But he got Covid-19.
In case you didn't know, in regards to food Nick Offerman is basically the opposite of Ron, and he eats his fruit and his salad regularly. He only eats organic foods, and tries to eat relatively little meat, and only from small locally sourced farms.
@@RJSOW Probably because so many viewers are Christians, Muslims, Judaists etc. and they didn't want to offend them. Also, it somehow doesn't seem funny while the yoga joke does, I don't exactly know why. But perhaps it depends on what environment you come from.
@@DEthe5150 well... I´m not with you on this, mate, I´m Christian but from Central Europe, I don´t think in these terms and don´t know squat about the West Coast. The only West Coast family I know is a decent Christian family.
@@RJSOW, when did the lines ever say that? I watched the original show and Ron always said yoga. He also never mentions his religion, even saying, “I’m a practicing none of your *bleeping* business” when asked.
They didn't add the episode where they're doing the avian flu emergency drill? I guess they'd pushing their luck, that one ends with everyone in Pawnee died lol
Ann throughout all of these scenarios speaks the to the will and credit of all nurses. Imagine tripling each of these characters and telling one nurse ‘have fun…..’
3:38 that's actually a shot of providence saint Joseph hospital in burbank, California. I know this because I work there and I walk on that street every day haha
Anne: “ Ron you’re have been sweeting a lot through the day, are you drinking fluids” Ron: “yes.... plenty” pouring whisky on a glass 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dam Ron you are the best!! That scene is thee best scene other than “network connectivity problems” 🤣💀
Honestly drives me mad. If your ill don't let anyone visit you it's not a hard concept. Oh your *insert family member* is ill Oh no hope they get better Yeah well I went round to see them Why would you do that ? *Whole house gets ill* Just drop off medicine / food at the door and give them a video call. So we don't all get it 😭
... The less I know about other people's affairs, the happy I am. - says the man who is behind Tom, Chris, Ann, April, Andy, Donna's relationship and Leslie and Ben marriage.
"The microchip has been compromised " I love it
I checked the comments immediately after I heard that. Thank you for being the first thing I see.
The perfect word when you’re positive with COVID-19
@@Refrigerator44 likewise
This is literally the best comment in the world.
That and 'Stop poopin' is the best line on the show lol
"You could have at least used mahogany"
Outstanding.
That would be extremely expensive 😂
Legit though, that line's always bithered me. Nick Offerman is a real woodworker, and should know how ridiculous single-use mohogany tongue depressors would be. It's a comedy show though, so who cares
THAT’S M A H O G A N Y.
It actually wouldn't be all that expensive, given the low quantities of wood used. About 10 cents for the raw materials per tongue depressor..
It really just comes down to having cheaper alternatives that are functionally identical.
This is hand carved mahogany
I will forever love that bit of Ron trying to eat a banana
Totally! I prefer bananas to hamburgers but if I were Ron, I would soooo "solve this problem" in exactly the same way he did!
The sound that hamburger makes grosses me out, also the hamburger looks weird and that grosses me out. I'm weird af
@@dreamybombstudios724the hamburger is made to literally be as unhealthy as possible so the sloshing and squishing is understandable
@Luke-nw1xi looks like a good burger to me. Plain, but good. It could use a condiment that would complement the banana. Maybe some jam and some onions.
The improvised "Network Connectivity Problems" (3:31) line from Andy gets me every time haha!
Every time!!!
honestly.. its not that funny.. i know people hype it up because its "improvised" but it wasn't that funny.
@@Oferdrincere you have no sense if humor
@@commandergree9356 I do. This particular joke is over hyped but mediocre, in my opinion.
@@Oferdrincere It seemed funny, though, after six months of insomnia and not being able to eat and doctors puzzling over me and doing hundreds of tests and telling me it's all in my head (only to find out later that it's gastritis with unusual symptoms). I remember laughing my head off and almost crying over this joke. It would have been so great if one of those doctors told me YOU HAVE NETWORK CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS
Ron tasting the type of wood is severely underplayed
I would have asked for cherrywood over mahogany. And yep, I can identify woods by taste.
@@Jeremiah90526 Stop licking my garden fence! *hiss*
Actually most woodworker can id wood by smell
There is actually a textural and slight taste difference between woods. You would definitely taste the difference between balsa wood and another wood. I haven’t personally tasted mahogany, but balsa is definitely a less pleasant tasting wood than others.
@@Ryan5Man it also has a rather unique texture and density
Ron describing ‘finding Nemo’ is what I have been searching for all my life
"Stop. Poopin'." Words to live by.
No man. If you stop poopin', go see a doctor asap.
They definitely did this to calm people down, how humble
dinkle winkle a warning
This was aired years ago
12th march 2020.
years ago
right
@@spongmongler6760 that's when it was put on UA-cam dumbass
But yeah I guess you could say that uploaded an old clip because it was relevant.
@@spongmongler6760 January 27, 2011 aired and posted isnt the same cough cough
"an orange fish is separated from its father"
I love Lion King
@@oreohunter7798 me too
@@oreohunter7798 no, it's obviously Wall-E
Star wars, a classic 1889 movie.
I thought that was finding Nemo
3:31 with the greatest line in TV history.
Completely improvised by Chris as well
My favourite line in Parks and Rec tbh
Pure gold
The writers of the show was almost mad at Chris because he just made that line up on the spot and it was so much better than they had came up with
@@RippanYT when I first saw that I was laughing hard
"Stop poopin"
Said a wise man named Chris
I was just about to comment the stop poopin. Lmaoo
*STOP* *POOPIN*
The entire conversation with ann and Ron about his history and info is perfect. “Sexual history? Epic and private.” “Allergies? Weak willed men” lines like that make this show worth it
“And hazelnuts”
I just love how April smiled when Ron went to see her. Shows how much she loves him and looks up to him.
He’s like her dad 😂
They did a good job of making Rob Lowe look sick as hell.
They used blue lighting in his room to make him seem colder and devoid of life, compaied to Ron's warm lighting
@ blockprime300 that’s so cool how you know that :D
@@Freeski802 You might not wanna open the bottom drawer....
Those are complications from herpes after he slept that 16yo nanny
For real that's as bad looking as you can make Rob Lowe.
“Well you definitely have the flu”
“oh my god.”
*“The microchip has been compromised”*
Gerry is always tired and sweaty because of his hot wife.
I was gonna like this comment but it's at 69
Gary?
@@Liminally_ill Larry?
GloriousSonOfYork Terry?
Berry?
I can't imagine what Chris must be going through under these circumstances
Coronavirus would compromise the microchip.
Most likely he would have gone into quarantine back in January and would have set up a 12 point plan to ensure he would remain supplied and social while minimizing chances of contamination.
Which would have worked up until his delivery driver started touching all the food, because it's Pawnee.
Chris Trager was hit by a truck ten minutes after the finale. He was killed instantly and his body consumed by one of Pawnee's many packs of wild roaming dogs.
@@rockyradical what?
@@rockyradical what the hell?
“Donna, barricade the door now!”
Donna: just puts one hand against the door
Donna is a force to be reckoned with
"If I was sick, could I do this?" "..... What are you doing?" "Cartwheels... am I not doing them?" "No.." 😂😂😂 I see most people are amused by Ron or Christ but Leslie with fever makes me laugh more than everyone else combined 😂😂
I had a friend like Chris Traeger. He was a long distance runner and supposedly in perfect health but he was also like the most fragile person ever. If everything wasn't perfectly optimal he would be out of commission.
SAME
This brother was a phenomenal runner but got hurt so much xd
The worst was (in highschool) he was blocking another guys path and the other guy pushed him back.(all in good fun)
The runner fell back somehow hit his back on a corner of a table and he couldn't walk for long enough that he had to re-learn running he came back to school ~6 months later.
I love how Ann always has to be the voice of reason in health issues but no one listens to her
Except for Ron! Sweet of him.
"Ann's my doctor. She is the most beautiful nurse in the world"
I miss their friendship 💜
"I once worked with a guy for 3 years and never learned his name"
2 guys, when you count Garry
no one counts larry
@@tommerker8063 I thought it was terry
You mean Jerry
@@MrSmile-jp5xc it’s terry
I’d like this comment but it’s at 69.
Nobody:
Parks and Rec: Let me upload a video about influenza during an epidemic.
Me: Couldn't care less, love it.
Pandemic by now.
Probably to ease everybody's nerves
Every time she says "I have to get ready for the chamber of secrets" thinking she's in Harry Potter I just die when she doesn't even acknowledge Ben correcting her to "commerce" 😂😂😂😂😂
Tom in helmet is everyone of us right now.
Most of us anyway
@vladcurry ok 'alpha male'
@vladcurry Yeah, like one of my acquaintances who didn't wear a mask, caught Covid-19 and had fever for two weeks. And his wife had to take care of him, on top of figuring out how to teach kids online. Really brave of him.
@@martavdz4972 does the same happen every year when he gets the flu? because the flu is way worse and deadlier
@@nah-y4e He doesn't get the flu every year, the last time was about twenty years ago. Same with my father, he never gets the flu. The last disease he had, not counting colds, was mononucleosis in 1987. But he got Covid-19.
In case you didn't know, in regards to food Nick Offerman is basically the opposite of Ron, and he eats his fruit and his salad regularly. He only eats organic foods, and tries to eat relatively little meat, and only from small locally sourced farms.
That just makes Ron’s lines even more hilarious.
Yeah he is a libtard in real life we get it
@@ethanjohnson2849 grow up and let people live.
@@aumgandhi7065 bwaha , a libtard asking to live and let live
@@DaveS859 lol sad that you have to hate. Grow up
ron giggling when the doctor was pushing on his stomach was so funny 😭
Parks and Rec couldn't be more relatable
Any show without laugh tracks is more relatable.
Finally some proper flu advice. I already feel much safer
Brian Mitchell Flu advice? 🥴🥴🥴
I love the last one, Ron loves his family and he will find any way to eat the banana.
*"Leslie I typed in your symptoms and it says you could have network connectivity problems."*
*This always make me laugh* 😂😂😂
You should know that wasn't in the script, Chris Pratt improvised that line, and they left it in.
"Stop.... Pooping..."
Maybe that’s why people are buying toilet paper
"I have an uncle who does yoga"
The original version says "I have an uncle who believes in God" wich I think is so much more a Swanson like answer. I don't know why they changed it.
@@RJSOW Probably because so many viewers are Christians, Muslims, Judaists etc. and they didn't want to offend them. Also, it somehow doesn't seem funny while the yoga joke does, I don't exactly know why. But perhaps it depends on what environment you come from.
@@martavdz4972 Rodrigo Silvera might be from the West Coast - everyone there is incredibly atheistic, emotional and amoral.
@@DEthe5150 well... I´m not with you on this, mate, I´m Christian but from Central Europe, I don´t think in these terms and don´t know squat about the West Coast. The only West Coast family I know is a decent Christian family.
@@RJSOW, when did the lines ever say that? I watched the original show and Ron always said yoga.
He also never mentions his religion, even saying, “I’m a practicing none of your *bleeping* business” when asked.
They didn't add the episode where they're doing the avian flu emergency drill? I guess they'd pushing their luck, that one ends with everyone in Pawnee died lol
Apt Gun “I’m dead!” - Chris Traeger, 2013
- Everyone, 2021
"It says you could have... Network connectivity issues"
And to think that line was totally unscripted.
9:07 is the best portrayal of Ron Swanson, ever.
Ah what an appropriate time for this to be recommended to me.
69th like.
Absolutely love how Ron explains Finding Nemo
Ron feeling emotions while watching Finding Nemo is the best thing ever
How could you include Ron’s hernia in your flu video and not the bird flu emergency preparedness drill?
so kill all the birds?
I'm not worried about the bird flu anymore I'm worried about the turtle flu
Or the deadly calzone food poising epidemic??
@@tymiller2903 Turtle flu?
@@ryanschuette9062 The Turtle Flu!
‘Network connectivity problems’. Easily one of the best jokes in the show. LOVE Chris Pratt 💕
“I vomited somewhere in this room. I’m not sure where though.”
Ann throughout all of these scenarios speaks the to the will and credit of all nurses. Imagine tripling each of these characters and telling one nurse ‘have fun…..’
In real life he’s sober for years and years and yet has an impressive wine cellar, for guests. Rob Lowe is the man.
3:38 that's actually a shot of providence saint Joseph hospital in burbank, California. I know this because I work there and I walk on that street every day haha
And 0:00 lol
Neeeerrrrrdddd
@@fan9775 oof wanna fight
@@DOMBITTALOR9 sure, a friendly spar?
it even says "Pawnee St. Joseph's Hospital"
"We could've been wiped out by a disease or flue"
So... what's ur suggestion?
"I don't know... i'm just scared."
Any history of mental illness in your family? "I have an uncle who does yoga" 😂🤣👏
That network connectivity problem joke is still one of the greatest jokes I've ever heard
ron looking at his family’s picture to motivate himself to eat a banana got me 😭
People need this now more than ever.
Ok but how about Chris’s reaction to coronavirus. He would literally lock himself up
Anne: “ Ron you’re have been sweeting a lot through the day, are you drinking fluids”
Ron: “yes.... plenty” pouring whisky on a glass 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dam Ron you are the best!! That scene is thee best scene other than “network connectivity problems” 🤣💀
Anne: “we are stretched pretty thin right now”
COVID: “hold my beer”
No that’s actually not true the hospitals were twiddling their thumbs because they had canceled all electives.
Corona virus: exists
Parks and rec channel: HELO
Burt Macklin FBI *hello
@@davidconsumerofmath hi Leslie Knope hallo
9:45 The look on Ron's face is like "I can do this, I can do this"
The sheer malice in Leslie's face when she licks Jerry's coffee mug gets me every time. 😆
3:31 me, searching for all the symtoms I have thinking its Corona and I'm going to die.
It's just network connectivity problem
Putting together both Ron's scenes of the Hernia and the Banana was very dangerous. I almost got a Hernia myself of how hard I was laughing at this.
Leslie's cartwheel is amazing
Perfect timing!
"Network connectivity problem"
Great timing this is such a great stress relief finished this series two days ago and now I feel empty :(
Apparently the ‘network connectivity problems’ was unscripted and it infuriated the writers because it was so good!
03:31 Best line i still remember even after 4yrs
When Im having anxiety or sad, this is my go-to episode. "Stop poopin" calms me down
the flu episode is my favourite, it makes me cry laugh every time
The fact that they're all allowed to visit each other freely when sick, what a concept
Yeah, that's how they got sick. What a concept.
Honestly drives me mad. If your ill don't let anyone visit you it's not a hard concept.
Oh your *insert family member* is ill
Oh no hope they get better
Yeah well I went round to see them
Why would you do that ?
*Whole house gets ill*
Just drop off medicine / food at the door and give them a video call. So we don't all get it 😭
Bruh Andy’s part still gets mee😂😂😂
What a great timing. Im having a fever for two days now. This video sure ease my body a lil bit.
Raven you drunk any coronas lately?
@@liameaston5529 i think so yeah xD
good thing covid fake, you likely have a cold
Thank you, I needed this.
I love how Ron solved his I'm not going to eat a damn banana problem
Crazy it was uploaded during this timeline - all the actors are just so amazing love love ❤😘
“I’m not interested in caring about people”
Just now visited and brings April what he thinks she’ll like
COVID-19 liked this!
... The less I know about other people's affairs, the happy I am.
- says the man who is behind Tom, Chris, Ann, April, Andy, Donna's relationship and Leslie and Ben marriage.
Please somebody give Nick a raise. This man makes Ronald so real
Where are the comments
Me to the P&R UA-cam Guys: 3:44
“Stop poopin” best thing I’ve ever heard
“Stop pooping” that is exactly what I say when my U.C. Starts acting up.
doctor sticks the wood paddle in his mouth and Ron says ‘ugh, balsa wood. You could have at least used mahogany..”
This hits different in 2020.
The microchip has been compromised. Classic
“We still never talk sometimes” Ron 😂😂😂
The “stop poopin” is what gets me every time.
i just finished re watching the whole series for a second time. best episode is TREAT YO SELF
My thoughts after seeing the aisles at the supermarket recently 6:09
Any history of mental illness.
'I have an uncle who does yoga' 🤣
1:07 not sick enough to thrash Larry
This is...oddly fitting...seeing as this has been recommended to us all during _this_ time
4:24 that transition though
I can’t even imagine Pawnee trying to implement public health codes.
Love Leslie cartwheel.
Leslie cartwheels vs Creed cartwheels
I feel like the Hernia one doesn't belong in this compilation haha
I agreed at first but then they showed how he sneezed xD
@@slavicvetanov1465 best answer xD
Sadly it was so they could hit the 10 minute mark.
The Network Connectivity problems is tje best moment in Parks and Rec
Nick really committed to that collapse.
The nod after he bit into the banana burger.
Wonderful
"What's cholesterol?"
Love that bit.
Leslie pulling a Rudy Gobert at 1:30
Watching Leslie lick stuff while sick hits different in 2020🤣🤣Heck watching this whole video 🤣🤣🤣