Key & Peele - Killing an African Warlord
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- Опубліковано 6 лис 2012
- Rather than surrender, an African warlord wishes to die on his own terms.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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#KeyandPeele - Комедії
"You sorry ass piece of shhhh...."
Kbarn35 Did you just insult me as you were about to fire?
xnoobslayer500x you had insulted me earlier, I thought you would be dead. OOO so sorry.
Ju are an idiot
Me "Jango please hurry,I am in agony"
My friend {throws big cooking pot}
Lol 123 What the blazes mon
“My most trusted soldier, over the age of 8” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
PIZZA NOT PILLS
dude this was copied
M E M E not intentionally because I didn’t see the other one. Great minds...
@@lorenzoparaphernalia7523 yes intentionally u watched the video and copied it
I laughed so loud i almost choke myself to death
I like how peele is just casually wearing a pizza ninja turtle t-shirt
I actually did not see that....
i didnt even notice that
First thing I noticed and realised before he spoke he was playing a child soldier, very clever use of a prop.
Cause that's how it be lol
TURTLE POWER!
This is why Decker is considered the best, infiltration, make the enemy surrender from within.
A veteran of the bloodiest war, the Cold War
haha lol
Ah! A brother Decker-head I see.
Hubba hubba
@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 Right here too.
Maybe his most trusted soldier UNDER the age of 8 would've been a better choice.
No
@@LJ01 yees
@@yeatsugi ok
@@LJ01 nice
@@yeatsugi sweet
he went from african to jamaican and back to african
I'm in Jamaica
@@Lunarpollo5622 how is it over there?
@@xavierann5222 it's fine. And I'm not from there.
What the blazers man
That's what torture will do to a person. LOL
"Jengo please hurry i am in agony"
*Yeets pot*
Bruhhh🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
haha that was so funny when it happend
YEET
Im an in AGANY
😂
What is a Yeet ?
"I thought you might want a open casket?"
I died😂
I don't get it
@@talalempos its cause in funerals they do open casket so familes can see their loved ones body before they get buried. he was being considerate to his dead body so they can do
Open casket and not have a giant bullet hole on his face.
@@LetsPlayArcanium ooooooooooohhhh thanks for explaining to me my man or woman (if u are ofc)
@@talalempos i identify as an easy bake oven
@@talalempos nah just kidding im a dude lol anytime man
Plot twist: He's been an undercover agent the whole time sent to torture him
that's what I thought too..
Plot twist: he’s actually 8 years old and just looks mature for his age
Adam Smith He has got a TMNT shirt...
Wellington's Boot Well that’s how we know he 8!
8 and a half. Close enough.
"You missed every vital organ, Jengo!"
Karim jengo is funnier
Lian Samte Jengo only pawn, in game of life
Hengo?
Amazing
It’s almost as if... it were done on purpose...
"I did not get bullets
But I got sumthing better
Boiling hot water"
Commander : wait wot ?
Proceeds to pour boiling water onto his crotch 😂
No wonder they lose the war, even the most trusted soldier over the age of 8 can't take a life efficiently.
Look who came to race tango.
I thought they're led by Africa's most bumbling and incompetent warlords
Now the enemy team can torture the commander by threatening to send him back his most trusted soldier😂
Over the age of 8...
Mateo Ziz 🤣🤣
good one XD
over the age of 8 .pls.
Commander don't go! They will torture you.
He was tortured before surrendering.
CONSEQUENCES!
I get it!!.. i.. I understood that joke.
🤣🤣🤣
True fan over here
Nice!
i love inside jokes hahahaha
"You sorry a*s peace of shi..."
Lol, that was hilarious.
2:13 he went from a African accent to Jamaican 🤣
Jamaicans aren't African?
@@himlolo They are descendants from Africa and colonial europe but that's literally it. Jamaica is in America not Africa
@@himlolo they are by blood,west africans
When he immediately pulled his knife and started shanking him I died. "You missed every vital organ django!"
I got a stomach ache from laughing
well atleast he maid you died of laughter
i literally read this comment at the exact same time he said it 🤣
A guy doing 5 months in prison could shank better than him lmao
Real African knew the silent d 😂😂
Plot twist: Jango was under cover
OMG MIND BLOWN
. . . and he tried to kill commander Boujune because he knew Boujune was in fact a wily terrie leader from the Al Qaeda sketch.
Kenneth Flaming but but but Deck was in the Cold War and didn't have combat experience...........
James Kong Fuck 1 year late
Zeke Foxfire you could tell because only Americans wear ninja turtle shorts
He is the retired military specialist in his younger days, undercover to capture the warlord.
They are so funny! Any time I'm depressed I look at these old sketches and laugh. They always put me in a better mood.
@@Allofdestiny.1. Uncongrats to your mom for giving birth to a. scammer
You're the first person I've ever heard say that other than myself and actually I DO feel better for the whole rest of the day !!! not just when I see the comedy.... but even for days sometimes permanently LOL
“Don’t go commander they’ll torture you.”
- Trusted Soldiers over the age of 8
- who is torturing his warlord himself
🤣🤣🤣
He had torture him already🤣😂😅😪
@@shahirrizvi7977 he tried his best
Maybe he wants to be tortured.
I lost it when he threw the pot at him.
I am in agony! Throws pot , CLANG
omg same
LOL, me too I repeated that part like 100 times
He was in agany tho
As i read it he launched the pot 😂
I never knew African soldiers wore “Pizza” shirts
They have trade relations with Europe and the Americas.
It's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt.
'Pizza, not pills'
Callback to an earlier bit about how the worst people in the neighborhood tended to wear vintage t-shirts.
Listen to the Planet Money series about the shirts. You might be surprised.
I remember being in 7th grade finding this video and showing all my friends now I’m about to graduate college and it still hits so hard haha
I showed all my friends this clip and they all stood and clapped.
"Don't say that, I did try my best." haha
+Andrew Mertes Shoot me in the head you imbecile
Andrew Mertes i toucht he said i did crap my pants
Andrew Mertes haha🤣
*"Good bye commandahh, you sory asss peice of shiiiee"* ..... had me tears xD
Shit still got me laughing 🤣
Did you just insult me as you were about to fire?
@@briarmason8737 You just insulted me earlier so i was... hmmm so sorry
Like Damn Thats How U Really Feel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh... sooo sorrey”......
2:11 I rewind 3 times 🤣 😂 🤣
Asian mom: "why u no get 100 on the test"
Me: "dont say that. I did try my best."
Lmao, relatable.
@Soft Squishy Ducky hahahaha
U must be at the adoption centre rn
"NOT IN DA KNEE!"
"I thought you wanted an open casket... "
😁
“Shoot Me In The Head You Imbecile”
Ro Ev
We call it coffin, mostly
I thought you would be dead.
@@tjarkmatthiesen1229 but we use coffin mainly
I didn't understand this. Can anyone please explain?
**Final dramatic Salute**
**Stabs warlord continuously like in Garry’s mod**
Wat da hell yo doin!?
*final dramatic salute*
*snuggle struggle*
LMAO
Peep, peep, peeeeeeeee!
RDM! RDM! RRRRRDDDDDMMMMM!!!!
"Commander, don't go, they will torture you" Jengo's face expressions are hilarious😂😂😂
My mans is wearing a ninja tutrle shirt saying pizza. BRUH.
Pizza time, pizza time, everybody loves, pizza time.
That pizza ninja turtle T-shirt tho hahahaha
'Pizza, not pills' lmao
That's real life though. If a company over produces they send all of their leftover shit to the third world.
They get the scraps
Needed a Patirots 19-0 shirt :)
It's a tie-in to another skit.
Why’s he wearing a ninja turtles shirt 😂😂😂
Lol good eye
didn't even notice lol
Ramp Agent Did someone hurt your feelings ?
He has soldiers under the age of 8
Haven't you seen these documentaries with african militia? They all wear the most random shirts😂 They probably loot the red cross camps with the clothing donations from the west
can't believe this was 8 years ago and until today it is still GOLD.
Can we just talk about Peele's consistent incredible acting for a second?
*"don't go they will torture you"* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They’ll torture you : Like i did :))))))
"Commander NO! They torture you!"
Who's torture who buddy? 😅
Trivia: The commander was actually tortured a lot worse when he surrendered.
Did u just insult me as u were about to fire
Oh well, you had insulted me earlier. I thought would be dead. Ooh. So sorry.
Oh.....well, this is awkward.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my most trusted solder
over the age of 8
+theprofromthesky
1:37
lmao
Over the age of 8
*soldier
theprofromthesky Yea
0:34 so after all this those fake beards didn't help those kids, they're recruited anyway!
"my most trusted soldier, over the age of 8"
implies that there ARE more trusted soldiers than him, but they're all under the age of 8 😂
Did the warlord think that it was a good idea to entrust his demise to a soldier wearing a ninja turtle shirt and the IQ of a 5 year old.
The Warlord can't even wear the rank correctly
+kungfumaster51 LOL right!
the shirt was a close second to the funniest thing in the video.
Your iq doesn't change as you get older...
I didn't even notice his shirt until you said that lol
"Commander don't go, they torture you" LOL
😂😂😂
Roflmao
It cant be much worse than Jango’s work, trying to kill his commander. XD
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂
The stabbing intro funny af 😂
Peele is just so innocently cute in this. And Key's expressions ! Can watch this skit many many times. It's just awesome!!
"you are my most trusted soldier over the age of 8"
Michelle poole lmao
i just gave you your 666th like, buddy. No need to thank me, sire. Just duin muh jurb.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
They nailed that African accent. They're incredible actors.
not really lol
Parker fails again....
Peter Parker bring it on parker! I'll get Aunt May on your butt! xD
lol there are 48 countries in Africa. Some are anglophones, some are francophones. Some countries within themselves have as many as 20 accents, depending on the part of the country.
smith lovy no not really that was a african accent not jamaican
Heard about Key & Peele a while ago but for whatever reason I didn't watch any of their work until a few days ago.
And oh boy, oh boy how glad I am I changed that.
These clips are amazing, haven't laughed like that in a long time and I really needed that - almost forgot how it felt like.
" Comanda!! Don't go, they will torture you "
That killed me
They even got the clothes right; 3rd generation hand downs from the 80s-90s
Thats why the ninja turtles shirts made cry lmao!!
With upside down USMC SGT chevron's to boot. Perfect 🤣
PIZZA
If they were Russian it would have been track suits
"I want you, my most trusted soldier over the age of 8...."
XD
"Don't go!! They'll torture you!!!" 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😂😂😂🤣
Having them salute with Anglo-French open-palm salutes is a nice touch.
"Don't say that... I did try my best..."
Favorite line by far. That and the 1980s American donated shirt.
420 likes. I can die in peace now.
@max damage I'm aware of the joke which is why I pointed it out... lol. And don't forget Superbowl jerseys printed up in the losing team.
"BITCONNNNNEEECCTTT"
@max damage I don't think they are donated. The organization you donated your used clothes sells them to third world countries. In fact, some African countries are taking measures to stop those old clothes from entering their country because it is very detrimental to the local industry.
@@cctomcat321 i was just abt to say that
They both have amazing language impressions.
No, they don’t.
L-Train 45 They do, but this isn't the best example. Peele's is good, but Key's sounds more like French than anything. He does French and Indian accents pretty well though.
They're good but he goes Jamaican half way through LOL. They both do a bit.
dante ....yeah an African accent is Jamaican lol
They don't have good african accents, my parents are African lmao but since it was funny idec
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.. Best sketch.
This is for sure in the top 5 funniest I’ve seen so far, maybe even 3 😂
Key's reactions and expressions have me in tears and stitches. OMG I'm crying holding my stomach!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
🤣
The way he says "I am in agony."
When?
@@VramanNoodles 2:09
I am in agonieeeee😂😂
Omg I just said that before reading this!
Lol! My goodnesss, I love that part. Does any body use the term agony in a normal daily conversation?
What da hell ar you doiing, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Dats some legit reactions LOL
+Mythical Helljumper pleease I am in agonyy
omer suleiman *throws a big cooking pot*
+Mythical Helljumper not wit dis
+Mythical Helljumper you ar an eediot
"Commander! Don't go they'll torture you"...💀💀💀
As if he was doing any less 😂😂😂
Yall need to come back for real we need this now
Comanda, DON'T GO, DA TOURCHOR YOU
Ozgar Thunderhammer iiiiiii
Comanda: Trust me Jango, No torture will be more painful than the one you just did to me!
Uhh.....yeah....
Brotha you ave done a guud deed by tutoring the crybaby wan.. Da queen is pleased and wants to sho you da wae.. 🙄If you kno what I mean. 🙄
Also apparantly he waz her ex..
Ozgar Thunderhammer he’s already been tortured
jesus christ 😂😂
" you missed all the vital organs jango " ..... lmao
He's getting his revenge
I guess don't trust a guy wearing Ninja Turtles t-shirt. Lmao
Dude this the first key and peele vid I saw and i loved it!
He’s such a great actor. Able to hold on to that accent despite his injuries.
Should I woosh you?
Blinkin Panda
It is you that would be whooshed.
@@nanako2924
It is *I* who whoosed to that.
@@nanako2924 no, you were whooshed when you thought that someone who was pretending to need to be whooshed should be whooshed. Sorry I just watched the Mexican Standoff key and peele sketch
@@judemartin6329 lol
That dude was remarkably resilient though. Not many can be stabbed, hit on the head with a revolver and a cooking pan, be shot in the knee and walk away just like that. Not to even mention getting his privates boiled.
Meh sounds like when I go to the club
Adrenaline is a freaky thing.
Why is everyone getting so literal. Lots a fake scratch
this... this tastes like Egoraptor.
What does Egoraptor taste like?
"Commander don't go they will torture you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t go they will torcher you . 😂 I fell down
"My most trusted soldier over the age of 8"
😂😂😂I LOST IT
+nxt "I thought you might want an open casket." LMAO!
jifsof 2:12 I laughed to death and "WHAT THE BLAZES MAN" Made it funnier for me
has anyone noticed his pizza ninja turtle shirt?
+Daniel W. No we don't
yes u do
+xIpodTouchGoeroex man, i live in the 3rd world and i use abercrombies, dc, polo, vans, etc
+xIpodTouchGoeroex i'm from south america, chile btw
Lepra Gamer Chile isn't a third world country, but nice of you to say that about your own country.
2:11 When the skull damage is so big that the 0.1% of Jamaican DNA takes over.
They dont miss with these sketches. Always makes me laugh.
"Don't say that, I did try my best"
That last joke got me.
that was actually the joke from the very beginning if you were listening
Thanks man. That was so helpful.
fhadj lol
Jon LeVert
Jon LeVert i
11 years later and I'm still cracking up 😂
So this was what Military Specialist Decker did before retiring.
After torturing him to death...
"commander don't go... They will torture you"
he didnt torture him to death he just tortured him
well not to death
That was the joke yes.
nickrad this guy must be captain obvious
With a 😏
"My most trusted soldier over the age of eight."
XD
”Don’t say that. I did try my best”😂 me to my boss😂
When you torture him 1st before they torture him
The general's names, bujune, literally means sorrow or troubles. Fitting.
ua-cam.com/video/_rNT1ABqbz4/v-deo.html
Your name is fitting too
in what language?
2:08 I almost spit out my drink LOL
kuruptzZz LOL the "agany" thing killed me too
kuruptzZz lolololol
kuruptzZz i did
Can someone call a ambulance
I died of laughter
At least it can be a open casket
I pissed my pants
The year is 2024 and I am still finding new Key and Peele skits
0:49 "For the watch"
Yeah
hahahahahahaha!!!
What?
afgankidd00 If ya haven't seen Game of Thrones, you won't get it. Watch all five seasons, then come back :D
Alex Dalmaso Jon Snow: What the hell are you doing?
What do you rather?
Being torture by your enemies
Or being torture by a guy who literally don't understand how to kill
I’m like liking this comment,because it has 69 likes
Sucide!
@@spicynoodles9870 I'm the 699th liker
This was my very first k & p video as suggest by my friend. Immediately became a fan! 😂
Anyone else notice django has a teenage mutant ninja turtles shirt
HE IS WEARING A NINJA TURTLE PIZZA SHIRT OMFG HAHAHAHA
xD
hes supposed to be a lil kid
+Clone72400 they explain y he is wearing it on the tv show
+JINX IS JESUS In reality grown-up african soldiers wear those shirts as well. They wear the shirts that are sent to them by the red cross and other organizations like that. Their warlords have names like General Butt Naked, Rambo or General Mosquito. And then those dudes with funny names and shirts kill and eat little children. It's fucking surreal.
+Breeham Seday K&P and the kings of nuances. So brilliant. 3rd world country guys wearing american donated shit clothes. So fucked up. Hahah
Is there any accent at all that these guys can't do? Its almost impossible to master that many accents.
Kanda Rabi There are accent teachers that help actors with movies and/or shows. I guess they hired one
kmart67620 That may indeed be the case friend. Even so, It only vindicates the claim that these guys are unusually talented by any acting standard. Watch they will be legends of some type in, say, 10 years may be?
Kanda Rabi they are already legends basically they talk about stuff no one wants to basically. They create and solve issue.
kmart67620 Yeah, well now they may well have the support of so many people around the world, and be currently popular, but so far as their journey ahead is concerned, they might continue to surprise us if they stay true to themselves, and keep doing what they love doing.
Yeah they can't do a authentic African or Carribean island accent. Commander "what are you doing mon?" that is a carribean (Jamaican in this case accent) not African. His Carribean & African accent hybrid was terrible. The other ones accent was on point most of the time.
The way the commander reacted when jengo told him that he did not find the bullets really killed me😂😂😂, like it was someone nearly had a heart failure.
2:23 that WHATT !! always kills me :D
Key and peele taught me how to do inpressions of foreign country languages. Lol
Same
same here bruh
Commander Devis A.K.A Brian hi
Brian Self please show on UA-cam
Brian Self bruh they only speak english. they taught you forign country english accents
I lost my shit when he threw the pot at him lmao
bro yes he threw that shit outta no where haha
Ohkay Raj
Same bro
John Oye me to
😂😂😂 samee
“Palpatine voice” Ironic… he could save others from torture… but not himself…
Literally laughing my heart out😂😂😂😂
Rip in peace Ken's heart
Wow, the first draft of Beasts of No Nation was pretty rough!
+bradypus55 this.
+bradypus55 Reeeally good movie with Idris Ilba, and the co-star (whose name escapes me).
+Until Chill kunta kente
***** Yea, that isn't bigoted or anything.
+Until Chill jk he's my nigga doe
when he throws the pot
lol!