bread wars
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- Опубліковано 23 лип 2018
- i made the title as a joke and then forgot to change it before i streamed so i guess this is my life now
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resource pack if im playing mc: • TimeDeo's 2k Pack Rele...
will i add you as a friend: imgur.com/a/x6fEtzB - Ігри
Techno: „I‘m not that old I’m 19“
Also Techno: „I can’t speed bridge for that long I’m old I’m 19“
Lol
Yes congrats me I am almost “old”
As a 19 (almost 20) year old I can confirm that's how it feels to be 19. You get up too fast? Dead. You do something for more than 5 minutes? Dead. You get up from your bed? Back is dead and you're dead too. You tried to walk? Kneecaps dead and so are you.
@@painstakeranimations9253 really?? at 19??
@@sunraen Ye, can relate to my man. I'm 19 and i feel like my life is already pretty much over. Like what else is there to do? I'm senile.
Squddy grew up to be squid kid to get revenge for techno leaving him to die.
Now we know
but squid kid farmed potatoes before techno did.
so either he can predict the future or this claim is false
@@crypticfyre9885 It’s a joke, don’t take it literally.
@Ivan Volovnyk r/IFoundTheRedditor
@@crypticfyre9885 yeah lel
“its summer im going to make moneyyyy” *posts once a week*
Laughs in 2020
@@Christian-cm1wz wow a comment 7 hours ago... where quarantine has taken us
It has done stuff, lotta stuff
Y E S
This comment ages like fine wine
techno: plotting to murder someone
the person: starts killing him
techno: wow i trusted you
Ik
@@ok-pv7fw k
@@Jamesbondthe1st 🙄
@@ok-pv7fw 🤝
You can't run away from your problems, especially when they have ender pearls. From: when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal -Technoblade 2017
i remember that vid... he talked about his school getting mad at him for reading right?
@@guildmenu8332 indeed
2018
@@maitreyachitnis2933 February 12, 2017
Yes
Techno: "Technoblade never dies", that is factually correct!
Me: sobbing uncontrollably
Technoblade never dies. Alex did
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
A man never dies until they are forgoteny
@@identitycrisis7141 u and I think alike. we are awful
rip techno
Techno: I could SPELL bedwars
Me: *looks at stream title* yeah I have a reason to doubt that
CyberCake Playz he did it as a joke.
@@visibletonone.superiortoal2033 wow epic you're great at making observations
r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@imcrowned2929 so true wth
He said almost doe
That made me laugh so freaking hard
Technoblade as a teamate:
*Pros:*
-99% chance of winning
-Can brag about playing with a youtuber
*Cons:*
-Will be used as a human shield and decoy
@Jorja Severance wdym
@Jorja Severance thats so acurate wdym.
Also no beds or finals
I would pay to be techno’s human shield and decoy
@@Arnoldismouldy I would kill 🔪 as well as pay 💰
*for legal reasons that was a joke*
@@celiachavez3616 pewds flashbacks
I’m watching this after he died and am remembering all the good times I had watching him, thank you techno for making my childhood amazing I hope you fly high, you said technoblade never dies, I guess ur just in spectator mode
Rup
No he's off to fight a new war taking down the government of God remember the book he give to Phil?
U right dude
Spectator mode. Good one. He'd laughed at that :)
Technoblade never dies he is still alive in our hearts and our memories
“I got an achievement for falling off the void”
Good English Techno
Its flawless wdym
hey cucumber its all the part of the master plan
@@yeshot6482 yes off the void *inglish*
He actually majored in it actually which is why is inglosh is so superior
- Technoblade, the English Major
Techno: "I'm not that old i'm only 19"
Also Techno: "I wasn't born a day again It was like a month"
see techno, the overwhelming chat, sponsors, and getting rushed by players - that isn’t a mistake.
It’s all part of our masta plan.
beard wars
LetsDank yes
agreed
Bomb
bared wars
@@georgeofhamilton beared wars
"im an ambassador to the community"
theoriginalace starts laughing
2 years ago
I like to think he's still with us sometimes. These old videos bring me so much joy
"Man I sure hope Technoblade is gonna stream and upload more this month!" Dom said hopefully, yet already knowing he'd be let down
Shout out to Gavin, first in the chat, forever in our hearts.
*Is This About Slapping People With Baguette and destroying Loaf Of Bread*
PoliceBird Growtopia How do you get bold?
Xie Jerry put a * before what you want bold and after what you want bold... **like this** (I put 2 * on each side so you can see what you’re supposed to do)
lol
*this is hilarious*
*oh no*
16:07 "Welcome new sponsor Zy-pha-lopagus?" LITTLE DOES HE KNOW
Wow zyph was a techno fan boi
Damn
actually the name was "Zypho"F"lopagus" and not the actual name so yea
Uhm.. What do you mean by that? I didn't get that, someone please tell me.
@@slayer.k1931 Zyphalopagus is a yt with around 200k subs but the one who sponsored him was a fake the real name is Zyphalopagus but the faker's name is Zyphaflopagus
techno, the reason you feel like you’re flying when you double jump is that servers make you fly for a short amount of time when you double jump. like the first jump is normal but for the second jump to add velocity to it they’ll make you fly for a little bit.
a Sharpness 5 Baguette is the best weapon in bread wars
Agreed ma dude
BREAD WRAS OMG OMGO MGOGM OMGOM OMGOMG!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!!!11111!!!
“Welcome Hannah Payton to the chat, she’s a new fan btw” holy shit this is old
he was being sarcastic, hannah payton was here way before this stream
"I hate this laptop" me knowing he get the second monitor
5:54 I love this so much, he’s just like “n-no”, he sounds so concerned
Techno’s content is just sarcastic commentary and it’s great
i know this is a very late comment but im gonna say it:
*baguette wars*
HeizeN ...
WDYM
This is a late reply lol
Jiqu u think ur doing late replies I’m like just started watching techno
U fool this is a late reply 😳
Anakin: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
Technoblade: Sit down, fool.
what?
Real nice to see people coming back or new fans watching. I hope people continue to support his content.
if techno uploads 5 days in straight i will throw my shoe off a cliff
This didn’t age well...
@@geniusdrummer643 wdym?
@@monodragon his upload schedule is trash rn
@@geniusdrummer643 that means the comment actually DID age well
@@monodragon well kinda but he can’t throw his shoe off a cliff :(
“I got an achievement for falling off the void”
Wow techno knows how to english
Look at your sentence tho
@@emmanuelsamuels2470 bruh
its all the part of the master plannn
@@emmanuelsamuels2470 Its almost as if they meant to spell that way as a joke.
@@mostannoyingscaramain yep
It's great that he got an achievement for falling off the map, which implies he's never done that before.
New drinking game: When techno says “WHAT A SCAM!” Or “THIS IS A SCAM!” Drink
I’m 13 but will do
I didn't expect to get so emotional watching this. Rest in peace.
rip techno
My voice was a bit deep in a recording and I was like "That can't be my voice. It's so weird!" so I showed my friend and she asked me who's voice that was and I said it was mine. She said that doesn't sound like me at all because my voice is not deep and it's really quiet and a bit high pitched. I was so relieved.
what
@@peepeepoop638 idk
@@peepeepoop638 idk
the disrespect in the kill at about 41:20
Techno obliterated that guy and didnt even bother lookin at him
“I have like other things to do in my life than win bedwars”
*cue the 1000+ bedwars winstreak*
am currently on a technoblade content binge yet again, because the guy uploads videos about as often as my dad comes back
Sooo never?
Donations are just paying for someone to talk to you.
Memeology are*
ooby3 hacker
Memeology lmao
Not really If I send super chats I don't put a msg
I know it’s so dumb to do
Viewer:donates money to join his party , techno: no
"start en the stream" Tf was that it's,
"Startttinnn the STREAAAAAAAAAM"
Techno:I’m just going to hope my teammate does every thing.
Everyone else: your not suppose to do that 😐
Technoblade: "Thanks for the sponsor *Zyphalopagus*
Me: Wait a minute.......
Me watching the UA-camr Zyph 20 minutes later: *O_0*
I don't think its the same person dude
Look at 18:21
The spelling is way different
Technoblade: I have other things to do in my life other than bedwars.
Also Technoblade: i dropped out of college for this
4:18 "alright good news the white dude is about to respawn"
-technoblade 2018
Awesome to listen to the stream even if it is 4 years old.
Techno just know that we love you
Sentient bedwars players are like legendary pokemon, you never see them.
"You can't fool me I wasn't born yesterday... I was born a month ago."
Crumbing people in bedwars? [NOT CLICKBAIT]
Just love how techno sais he hates his laptop 2 years later he still uses it
"I love you daaaa.... ...TECHNO! He loves me!" sounds about right.
“Im on a win streak of 18, the highest it’s ever gone.”😂😂
I found this 2020 and thought that’s when this was made... I was very mistake ...
Inglish won hondred
Noooooo
I missed Techno’s stream!!
THE END IS COMING!!
LilDaz26 same
I MISSED IT TOOO
nerds
Ruffels, I don't feel too good
same i was late by a year or two
Darth Techno: "I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further!"
"I wasn't born yesterday alright, I was born like a month ago"
Lol
I just wanna say i just noticed that Skypowergirl has been watching techno's streams for so long that she became a dog that is lost on the dream SMP forever
"It will be great if i had more fireballs, but they cost too much." past videos: "Fireballs are awesome. Their so cheep!" XDLMFAO
5:13 "Hope you enjoy the stay"
My brain went to Exitlude immediately and now I'm sad
Techno: I'm an ambassador to the community
Me: the Original Ace?
Such a clickbait title
Rob Witte οκ... γου αΓε α fοοιΙδΗ ΜοΓται
Abu Thaher HOW DO U MEAANN
lol
Dumbass
Read the description lol
He'll never be forgotten.
You are the only person I can watch a while stream for
19:12 Why hello there, Technoblade.
L
Ch4Sm ikr
Rest In Peace Techno
I got a achievement for falling in the void
Sun tzu art of voiding
And thanks UA-cam for recommending this B R U H
"OH TECHNO I HAVE A TOY STICK" No, seriously I do... I don't use it though, if you use toy stick Ima use toy stick.
"You can't fool me, do you think I was born yesterday? I was born, like, a month ago."
I have an idea! Maybe you could try to win one of each game mode / mini game in a row! So you have building / pvp and other stuff!
Rules:
-you start at the first minigame in the game menue
-you have 1 skip
-if you loose go back 3 minigames
-hardcore Mode: if you loose start over :p
Like please so he can think about it!
Rest In Peace Legend
tysm for putting 2 arrows pointing to a character while saying "bedwars" now i know it's Technoblade is playing bedwars. Incredible!
Zyph: Sponsors techno
Techno: thank you zypholophogalagus
lol i was suprised by it
26:10 ludwig asked him this question also. I'm pretty sure he chose no
Pov: You See the Videos the second time Rest in Peace legend🕊😔
How he has played this many bed wars matches amazes me, but I cant judge
youtube have blessed me with a another 2018 technoblade bedwars stream
Rest in peace Techno, i'll always continue to watch your old videos.
WHAT???!!! AN UPLOAD
Elocute technically it wad a livestream but I guess it still counts
you copied palikkas logo
Harmie Games who tf calls it a logo? Its a profile pic
and who tf cares if i took a pfp from a good yter
Technoblade: *just walkin around the map*
NotSquidy*: D E A T H
"i wasn't born yesterday; i was born like a month ago."
“I wasn’t born yesterday I was born like a month ago”
Technoblade wants me to comment to keep the algorithm going. I have been summoned.
Came to watch for the memories. R.I.P.
Bedwars:breaking the bed? nahh
Bread wars:baking the bread. :)
thats so weird seeing technos teammate being called notsquidy as my ign is notsquid :O
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS😭REST IN PEACE KING
This is so nostalgic! R.I.P TECHNO
"lets play videogames" *starts reading donos again*
Wow an actual video!
Technoblade has Ligma it's the only reason y he's not uploading RIP techno
MIDIT only sugondese people will get this joke
Sugondese nuts
He has ligma balls?! RIP techno. He was the greatest. His videos reached to us all in sugondese
@@GoldtisticYT you ruined the joke
@@tournnn6592 u ruined the joke
youtube recommended this exactly after 2 years.
It's been a full year since he's been gone. It still isn't and never will be the same without him.
Noob where’s my salary
NotSquidy lol?
Was I the only one who clicked the link in the desc about adding him as a friend?
PizzaGamer no
This is such a 2016 thumbnail it’s funny
that 'show me you elbow newdes' was a perfect way to end the stream
anyone binging these lately?
rip techno
There is a distinct lack of bread.
“I have to much ADHD for this”
*Sameeeee*