*All Skywars Challenges, VR, Blindfolded, mouse in left hand, cold hands, broken texture pack, 1 cps, no audio gameplay on minechat with a steering wheel*
“Techno’s Fist” Sharpness I Fortune III Efficiency IV Knockback II I don’t know if people are genuinely recommending x enchantment be changed to this or that but it’s not going to happen either way. I still get notifications on this almost 2 year old comment and it is always just x enchantment this or change this enchantment to that enchantment. It’s annoying.
I just saw this and the guy who jumped off at 1:42 is my friend. I have just screenshot it and I am actively laughing at him over discord editing this 3 years later. nothing feels real. rest in peace techno. been a fan for years. thank you for letting me laugh at my friend.
@Malaska :D yes it obviously is. this hack makes you incapable of dying. you are therefor immortal like people such as technoblade. you have dishonored the auto gg mod. technoblade will invoke a bolt of lightning and smite you out of the sky. the auto gg mod reigns superior
If you believe you were unfairly banned and can’t appeal, you should post a forum. You should also read the rules to see if you did anything wrong. It is unlikely an admin abused, or that watchdog automatically banned you unfairly.
Fr00sk I did nothing wrong and played every game fairly. If I got banned for no reason and can't appeal I can't do anything about it. The smart thing for me to do is wait out my ban.
How to complete all challenges: 1 get an alt 2 invite ur alt with the accout u want the challenges with 3 kill everyone with ur alt 4 jump off the map with ur alt 5 ez
Ok. I’m not even lying. When he flew off the map from the snowball at 4:44 that was the first time I have seen him die in skywars. I am new to his channel, but I have seen at least 20+ skywars videos.
Techno in this video reminds me of Barry Bonds, the baseball player, who was so intimidating that pitchers would intentionally just let him go instead of risking throwing the ball to him.
Rest In Peace legend. You will always be the greatest skyward player of all time. We will remember you till the end of time. Rest easy techno. Technoblade never dies!
9:45 “Nope” “We gotta get outa here idk what tnt does to me” “TNT explodes” “OH NOPE NO” “IM SO DEAD” “IIIM SO DEAD..” “I’m so alive, I’m the best” “Coucula- OH” “Oh oh I’m so good..” “Maybe” *silence* “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE” “Techno laughs” “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE” “Yes thank you, couculated, thank youuuu”
Hey Techno, we all miss you, we all come back to watch old vids, we all recognize how much of an impact you had on us, I dont consider myself emotional but im getting a bit misty eyed writing this, thank you man, I wish things went differently
Throwing a snowball to make that person flinch and walk off the map, truly frightening display of psychological warfare.
The guy has ptsd from the amounts of snowballs launched at him while making a bridge, give him a break
One time someone epearled to me and it scared me so bad I almost fell out of my chair
666 likes
The egg hit him tho but still nice 👍
Figpancake9000 ???
Watch 1:50 Techno states that his challenges made him unable to deal damage with to anyone with snowballs
Techno Who Can Literally Do Nothing & Barely Has Defense & Health: *Scares the enemy to their death by throwing a snowball that does nothing at them.*
@@tanyatang6201 i think the better fix is to put commas before and after "that does nothing"
@@thecaptainnoodles yes (btw I'm on an alt)
@@thecaptainnoodles and still, he hasn't fixed it...
@@xdragclick2074 their name is a rickroll
Scripted lol
*All Skywars Challenges, VR, Blindfolded, mouse in left hand, cold hands, broken texture pack, 1 cps, no audio gameplay on minechat with a steering wheel*
OmicronGaming if he’s using a wheel, then he can’t use a mouse, broken textures wouldn’t matter cause he’s blindfolded. Just a heads up
I know it’s a joke
@@mystic3476 r/woosh
r/woooooosh
OmicronGaming tbh what’s the point of anything if he’s blindfolded?
I love how the final guy said "Stop Hacking" when Techno killed him after getting called a hacker himself. The cycle of hackusations continues!
hackusation😂
Technoblade: "you don't understand how hard the paper challenge is."
proceeds to flawless everyone
both are hard
gz 700 likes
:(
lmao
Its cuz hes technoblade
Here's a challenge that I don't think you can win:
Win 3 games in a row without being accused of hacks
Impossible
*/nick reset*
"OMG IT'S TECHNO ILY SO MUCH"
I've never seen someone with YT rank being accused of hacks.
Yeah
@@rasya6764 i've never seen someone unnicked with YT win 3 games in a row without being mega targeted
Ah yes.
I remember techno encountering an insane hacker and killed himself rather than getting killed.
“Techno’s Fist”
Sharpness I
Fortune III
Efficiency IV
Knockback II
I don’t know if people are genuinely recommending x enchantment be changed to this or that but it’s not going to happen either way. I still get notifications on this almost 2 year old comment and it is always just x enchantment this or change this enchantment to that enchantment. It’s annoying.
No u
Astro I get that reference
you forgot punch X
Astro knock back 3
Seems like there would be knockback IV but I guess skywars players are just always doing the paper challenge
This is the first technoblade video that I ever watched and made me realize how unique technoblade’s humor actually was. Rest In Peace technoblade.
watching this again and seeing this comment was 2 years ago hurts
@@jemdafrogge real
@@jemdafrogge fr
imagine the paper challenge but the other person has thorns
hdduc *punches enemy*
*you go flying*
MailC3p just trap him
@Mingue Kwak i agree
@@Fizz-Q in soviet russia agree agreed with u
What if both were doing it? You punch them and you both go flying.
Techno could kill me in creative while he’s in survival.
He would obviously push you into the void
Simp
@@bruhmoment3820 no u
@@bruhmoment3820 wrong definition of simp genius
@@bruhmoment3820 found the guy who learned the word simp last week
Therapist : Don't worry Technoblade without crown doesn't exist.
Technoblade without crown : 10:27
😭😭
techno with no brim
technobald
Technobald
Best song ever
oh my god Im bold
Rare footage of technoblade taking knockback.
E
lmao
I just saw this and the guy who jumped off at 1:42 is my friend. I have just screenshot it and I am actively laughing at him over discord
editing this 3 years later. nothing feels real. rest in peace techno. been a fan for years. thank you for letting me laugh at my friend.
Player_Universe is your friend?
Pins30 no he means Technoblade 🤷♂️
Sami What?! Techno wasn’t the one who jumped off the bridge
Sami The player who jumped off was Player_Universe
@@mysenseofhumourisbroken1204 Someone doesn't understand sarcasm...
"I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so alive, I'm the best"
- Tenchnoblade 2018
(almost falls in the void)
aaaAA-
I'm the best.
tenchno
MAYBE
T E N C H N O B L A D E
@@user-ts2rk9wr7p never dies
Rest in Peace Techno. You meant a lot to me and the whole community🕊️
Fax
whats wrong with female fans tho
@@kakonthebed nothing. I meant more over the top fans
@@kakonthebed fangirls is a gender neutral term lol, it's not specifically females
Honestly techno doesn't have that many bad stans at least to other mcyt-
He is so smart he literally just made up pressure plate to instantly activate it my mind is blown
how else would you activate it? Two sticks?
One cobble one stick
I usually go for a button@@exafyxacuti1525
he obviously couldnt die. he had the auto gg mod installed
yes it is
i use the auto gg mod
i haven't lost a single match ever since I installed it
@Malaska :D yes it obviously is. this hack makes you incapable of dying. you are therefor immortal like people such as technoblade. you have dishonored the auto gg mod. technoblade will invoke a bolt of lightning and smite you out of the sky. the auto gg mod reigns superior
Idk why all this seems sarcastic 😂😂😂
Khodok Ping it isn’t
Max Kappinga *what do you meaaaan it’s not sarcaastic...*
Nobody:
Technoblade: swaps diamond boots for diamond boots.
"It's big brain time"
This upload is a year old dude
@@pfydo5658 I know
Hello fellow people that are only just now getting recommended TechnoBlade videos from over a year ago. How are you?
@@RoostBR noic3 mate
@@pfydo5658 then why are you here
paper challenge but all your enemies have knockback 10
The flawless challenge
If somebody will hit you with that,you will be thrown to mars
Oof
@@alex2005z l
@@angryblade7039 i
5:08 never have I been more scared of a split second image in my life, is that techno without the crown?
Next challenge: kill 13 players even though you can only kill 11 maximum
Dino Playz Yt in solo duh
yOu CaNt Do ThAt On SoLo IdIoT, sMh !+'+!!+!!+!++!!+!+!!+!!!!!+!!++^
@@oneoddturtle r/woooosh
MEGA SKYWARS
@@jimppajamppa2563 it's a joke lol
Congrats on 500k
Only 9.5mil to go
epic
TooLit I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY
name not permanent
TooLit He got it the glorious pig rank
642k
This is obviously fake, the ender pearl was a paid actor.
Shit I didint realise. Damn ender pearls
Cosin angle b
RavenTempest Gaming The sword was obviously Ryan Reynolds. Smh. I can’t believe Techno would lie to us.
Chicken u can smell it and i can predict it
Uh, you can’t pay ended peerl you stink or. They also can’t act 🗿🦛🦛🥶🤚🏿👍🏻👍🏻🥵🥵👣👣👥🧑🦰
Ranboo:silk touch hands
Technoblade:fortune hands
E
How to make people think you are being killed by a hacker:
1. Play with the HUD off
2. Play in 3rd person view
3. Activate the paper challenge
NARbluebear techno blade doesn’t hack
NARbluebear dumbass 🤦♂️
@@averagetree3241 that... what? how did you perceive that as that? humans are weird.
Cucci Gang Because he’s seven years old lol
Average Tree I reckon your the dumbass buddy
Lol some nerd hacked techno and thinks he can troll us with consistent uploads.
A g r e e d
FrozenIce very very realistic I mean who is this guy trolling us
bet its xturtle
What are you talking about??? This is technoblade, not some random hackertroll... smh.
@@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 pls tell me you're joking if not, r/whooosh
I tried this, won, then got banned for cheating.
PixelatedFuture Yep. They also denied appeal
If you believe you were unfairly banned and can’t appeal, you should post a forum. You should also read the rules to see if you did anything wrong. It is unlikely an admin abused, or that watchdog automatically banned you unfairly.
Fr00sk I did nothing wrong and played every game fairly. If I got banned for no reason and can't appeal I can't do anything about it. The smart thing for me to do is wait out my ban.
Why can’t you appeal? You could still write a forum about how you were banned unfairly and couldn’t appeal.
It's pointless when you got denied already. At that rate there's no point, to me the best thing to do is wait it out or it could get extended.
2 years... And he's on my recommended. I guess its true, TechnoBlade never dies.
My brain: Crownless Techno doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
*Crownless Techno:*
Lol
TECHNO BALD
I use his skin without a crown lmao
@@hoomanbing a menace
Imagine the guy at 6:09 calling techno a “nub” and then finding out who he really is
Saw that
Calling arguably the best player in the world a noob😭
@@Samhayayama one of the best pvpers. There is no best Minecraft player.
@@micahlehrke9 chill
@@krzysztofcichocki9399 bro I'm an ice cube
6:08 "nub"
imagine how dumb they must have felt when they realized it was Technoblade
*uninstalls game*
“Putting armor on paper doesn’t do anything. You fool. You moron.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Techno: **swaps diamond boots for diamond boots**
Me: *Yes the floor here is made of floor*
that meme doesn't even fit what
@@jamesfunnymorrison8305 isn't even close to fitting
Cosin angle b
Well some mario kart floors are not floors they are horizontal walls
No it’s most likely wood, or carpet or something else that’s usually a floor
Drinking game: take a shot every time Technoblade says "The paper challenge"
Daln i tjnk im drùnjk
Take a shot every time he says die.
@@an_amazing_ace7810 you do that, then YOU will die.
TEST
TEST
TEST
TEST
Someone TEST
@@gamerman5020 You have ruined the chain
I want to thank UA-cam recommendations for this moment
How to complete all challenges:
1 get an alt
2 invite ur alt with the accout u want the challenges with
3 kill everyone with ur alt
4 jump off the map with ur alt
5 ez
6 get killed by someone else while playing on ur alt
@@hayhay9548 u can hide godly xd
Bold of you to assume I can kill everybody
F13 bold of you to assume I can afford 2 accounts
7 get banned
Am i dreaming or... or is technoblade uploading regularly? Say whaaaaaaaaaaat
He actully is
lol dud techno always uploads regularly for 4 and a half days... yesir a half day
Unoriginal comment
whaaaaaaaaaaaat
Is this a dead meme? Am I a dead meme? ¤
i love how he finished the concept of the video a minute and 44 seconds in
E
he was just so immensely powerful
Technoblade: *wins*
For3x: "bruh" "nub" (6:04)
You should be doing everything AND a win streak challenge so you can stop living
That would just be boring to do and watch.
@ He legit said in the video itself, at the start of the second game, that it would be mind-numbingly boring.
Dare: Activate Paper Challenge, when you get hit, call people hacks.
On their screen, it says: (player name) is doing the paper thin challenge, whoosh! Or something like that
@@knight764 Yeah, but you will gotta act dumb that youre not using paper thin challenge.
**breaks diamond and gets ore with bare hand**
Me: wait, that’s illegal
*gets 3 diamonds from mining diamond ore with his hand*
@@bean1002 SKYBLOCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
HOW COULD YOU MADE TECHNOBLADE EVEN MORE INSANE!!!?
WWWHHHHYYYYYY!?!?!?!!?
Nah your fist just has silk touch as an enchantment.
@@kaynorri fortune
Techno is Ranboo confirmed?
I can't believe we will never get another video from this legend. Rest easy Techno
Atleast we have technodad
ong
old clips he made never have ever existed
8:37 Imagine if fall damage also made u FLY 20 billion miles
IOGamer
where would it even fly you to lol
@@Lol-sv1zy upward
@@TheBrimmyRat then you would take another fall damage
@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 Unless you have a water bucket.
Exploding Blast but water bucket doesn’t exist in sky wars lol
9:54
Me when I do anything related to video games
5:15 TECHNOBLADE KNOWS HOW TO ROD!!!
6:09 I love how he calls techno “nub” little does he know its futile cause hes up against the legendary technoblade
10:27 - When I become an old man.
watching this while my parents argue about politics
Perfect Timing
this is why we get rid of government. no more pesky politics
lol, i was watching this while peeling baked potatoes. I'm not eve kidding.
Politics are dumb
@@indexifee8791 amen
He's uploading more regularly to beat Skeppy
S K E P G A Y
The NuggetBacon I will kick u
Go to hell skeppy is better
Rip Tecno you are missed
E
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Join 100 games and don’t do anything and see how many you can win
Like 3 or 2 games
85
That's super boring
@@xinwang9800 11,000 games
rip k/d ratio
Plot twist: Techno is using the steering wheel
6:08 pause it at the right time and you can see the guy who got killed by the pig got salty and said bruh and also *nub*
I wasent the only one who saw it XD
Didn't everyone see it?
That man had the balls to do that
My internet is too bad I can’t even load the video at 114p without it freezing their isn’t enough pixels for me to see it
Technoblade’s so great that he literally stood still on his island, didn’t do a single thing and still won. Rip ♥️
E
6:09
For3x: "nub"
*runs away from Techno when he was about to die*
He also run away in a straight line
Because techno was spamming bow
@@ahhaahaah he was running the while time though...
@@diegonunez837 Yah but most of the times now spammers are considered as Noobs
Techno: I can’t get hit
Also techno: **casually turns on Bhop**
that line: "AND EVERYTIME THEY PROVE ME WRONG"
really happy to see this in my recommended tonight. miss you every day techno, you rule
Techno: Wins all challenges first try
Also techno: doesn’t win one challenge first try
Me: So logic, I heard you went on a vacation.
The greater the challenge, the higher chance he succeeds. Logic.
In the paper challenge he was playing more aggressively so yeah
Billy: Look! He is doing the paper challenge! I am going to throw a rock at him!
Techno: Ha! You made a terrible mista-
Billy: *Pulls out scizzors*
Ok. I’m not even lying. When he flew off the map from the snowball at 4:44 that was the first time I have seen him die in skywars. I am new to his channel, but I have seen at least 20+ skywars videos.
Technoblade never dies
@@cactisquad2202 forgot to switch accounts?
>somebody replying to themselves must be a sign of failed account-switching!
Legit how did this trash comment ratio him by 6 likes😭😭
bald technoblade doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
bald technoblade:
i feel betrayed that you dont have an elbow cam in every video. disappointed, -10/10, would maybe recommend
you idiot he’s doing elbow reveal at 10 mil fake fan noob
@no one lol wut u mean brah
@@paralyzedstar8204 lol u feke fann ieksdi iekesdi lebow came at 10 melion soBs dod
@@zwatchxd yes
@@Jay-629 lol he betrayed u then bc look at his steering wheel vid lmao
Almost at 10 million Subs Techno, we are officially at 5% now
5% aint even close
Gonna get that PIG rank!
Aged well :)
@@dxxander the last comment on 'OMG IM BALD" didnt age well at all :I
oh how this comment has aged
Techno in this video reminds me of Barry Bonds, the baseball player, who was so intimidating that pitchers would intentionally just let him go instead of risking throwing the ball to him.
Them: techno without crown doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Techno without crown : 5:05
1:55 its all about psycholical warfare
I see what you did there "psycholical" warfare
Rest In Peace Technoblade. Thank you for everything. You gave us legacy.
Just was recommended this love it
6:06 The guy in chat: "bruh noob"
If only he knew...
Rest In Peace legend. You will always be the greatest skyward player of all time. We will remember you till the end of time. Rest easy techno. Technoblade never dies!
9:45
“Nope”
“We gotta get outa here idk what tnt does to me”
“TNT explodes”
“OH NOPE NO”
“IM SO DEAD”
“IIIM SO DEAD..”
“I’m so alive, I’m the best”
“Coucula- OH”
“Oh oh I’m so good..”
“Maybe”
*silence*
“DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE”
“Techno laughs”
“DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE”
“Yes thank you, couculated, thank youuuu”
5:21: basically 2020 summed up.
And of course, UA-cam starts recommending this 5 years later...
3:20 techno switches diamond boots for slightly damaged diamond boots
k?
@@closic375 it’s just really funny to me
Got reccomend this. Technoblade never dies.
That guy in the beginning got frightened by the peep projectile trail.
did we all just get this video recommended to us at the same time? RIP techno i love you so much ❤️❤️❤️
Technoblade uploaded? It's a Christmas miracle!
DoingTheJukes
Ikr lol
DoingTheJukes do u have a spare minercaft acc u dont use?
@@onion2481
If you want a free account, get it from giveaways. I got one for free!!
Well done Techno, we will miss you.
Technoblade is kidnapped guys
He just uploaded
KwikScope do u have a spare minercaft acc u dont use?
virt because i dont have one and i really wanna play
@@onion2481 They're 20$ I have like 4 Lol
Nate Damme can i have 1 one of them?
@@onion2481 Dude just buy one. Stop asking, nobody's gonna give you for free.
Just have to watch this again. So much nostalgia. Good times. Fly high king 👑 🕊️
5 years later, still getting his videos
Ah yes, randomly recommended. I miss him...
I am watching every of his videos to miss him ahh my day ACTUALLY my yt life is kinda ruined without you techno wuv you
Hey Techno, we all miss you, we all come back to watch old vids, we all recognize how much of an impact you had on us, I dont consider myself emotional but im getting a bit misty eyed writing this, thank you man, I wish things went differently
Got this in my recommended today, if you see me crying, no you didn’t
*E A R L Y*
god I wish your upload schedule was more consistent so I could be annoying more frequently
remember, its *quality* over *quantity*
It's neither quality or quantity
So this isn't quality content?
@@jbbajangamer don't take me too seriously
@@nitram3445 ok I won't lol
this got recommended to me again 2 years later but i noticed something
6:09 techno got called a noob
Technoblade: Wins while doing all challenges
Also Technoblade: Loses when doing only 1 challenge
Rest in peace Techno, you will never be forgotten. We miss you. Fly high 🕊
Skywars challenge: no keyboard no mouse challenge
Jeremy Zijdel YT he uses the wheel
No internet connection challenge 😂
Voice controls
JeremyzijdelYT no life challenge
*[Challenge Complete!]*
laughs in controller
Technoblade the type of guy to get over 10 achievements in less than a second
3:18 i love how he swapped out his unenchanted diamond boots for different unenchanted diamond boots
Hi Techno, your channel showed up in my feed again!
"Oh my god i'm bald"
He was foreshadowing 😣😣
Fly High King
Wow this upload schedule is amazing
Pixelated Sniper do u have a spare minercaft acc u dont use?
Yes.
Pixelated Sniper can i have it please my discord is L Scare L#2867
Firstly, why’d you ask?
Pixelated Sniper lets talk on discord its easier
Techno’s fists:
Fortune III
Sharpness V
Knockback II
Ranboo’s fists:
Silk Touch