when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal - skywars
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- oh god now they're actually here HELP
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"Your son has started a zombie outbreak"
"What did he really do?"
"He brought an ant in the class."
Not even brought, it just happened to be on his shoe
Videoms the fungus only effects ants mate........
this video was 3 years ago why are there recent comments?
@@Lime.7242 BECAUSE HE NEVER GODDAMN UPLOADS
@@thatoneguymatt987 that's a good point
"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself."
By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player.
Skywars players.
Smart,
Sebastian Demerjian when u realize ur a skywars player
I pLaY sKyWaRs AnD iM sMaRt!!1!!11
DiSlIkE!!!1!
their was no competition to who was smarter
a creeper (300 IQ)
or a sky wars player (-2 IQ)
F*CKING GENIUS!!!
Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling.
Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.
Same
Sane
Same bro
Same bro..... Same.
Frfr
Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.
In peace and in power
Wait what happened
he died from cancer
@Fallen Pheionix122_ Have you not seen his newest video?
Rip
“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”
Carter Hils no truer fact. Enderpearls are honestly the reason I play skywars
They can miss
Sun tzu
The art of war
@@thomasrob2490 yes
I think my homework has ender pearls
School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN
Past Techno: what how
Parents: yeah okay
Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS
They were just trying to warn them, but here we are, looking at a nerdy pig stealing presents from orphans on Christmas...
Ah, enslaved violence
@@blobvisfan666 8
change your username to u////u :p
Baby punching marathon!!!
Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.
Me too
Same:/
o7
Been binge watching his videos all day today
@@fortifiedphoenix1118 me too
Techno “breaths”.
Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries
If only he was still wanted
“Your son, he hacked into a US military base and nuked 5 countries.”
“What did he actually do?”
“He touched someone when playing tag”
"IT WAS A GIRL, HE TOUCHED HER HAIR! INAPPROPRIATE"
Ima comment this but with a twist, just so i dont get accused of stealing or anything
lol
How tf did I get one of the most popular comments on a 2 year old video, despite making the comment 2 weeks ago
@@namala3009 incredible
Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!”
Techno’s Parents: “He did!?”
Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”
Yea, Spongebob's great (until it wasn't).
that fits surprisingly well for this situation
@@GoldfishEmpire Yeah, it became terrible ever since the original writers and producers left and the creator left.
@@thealbumreviewer2889 The creator definitely left alright...
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE
We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"
bro he's uploaded so many videos and every single one of them have like the highest watchability so i can watch him forever
@@kyovibe i am rewatching all of them rn it is so cool, really nostalgic
Techno never dies! ❤❤
First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect.
RIP
Technoblade never dies.
Same his videos were how I cheer up and they still will br
Shut up
School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school"
Parents: "What did he really do?"
School: He shared food with his classmate
if your child has covid at the disability school that might hold true
Maybe in 2020
Maybe it was poisened? We won't wait till tomorrow to see though
His School was just an allegory for Twitter
@@keithkosten9623 at a school for kids with special needs? probably a lower survival rate then that
edit; also the survival rate is 96.4%, so if 100 get infected thats still 3-4 people dead. 10% get lasting symptoms too.
“Your son poisoned the school lunch food”
“What did he really do”
“Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”
This reminds me, 7th grade me always read books during our 15(?) Minute break... eventually I got in trouble for reading and not socializing (I do socialize.....)
bro your school sucks they should be glad your reading instead of screaming your head off
Hey! Thats even worse!
@@realmfire7878 I always finished my work early in middle school so I read and got in trouble for it with some teachers ironically some of them were English teachers WHERE YOU NEED TO READ BOOKS FOR AR TESTS
@Scuffed gamer My dirty mind has made me think of 'things' I shouldn`t be thinking about when I read that
May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him
same
I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace
“They’re 1 foot tall”
“I’m 12 times taller then them”
So techno is 12 feet tall
“I’m like 4 feet taller then them”
Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall
are you saying that girls grow 1 foot every year?
o.0
u genius
I'm skipping my online math class watching technoblade and still learning how to solve equations from other people
nerd
@@cold_commander5155 yes
And he never posted again.
We can only assume that the 8 year old girls got to him. He will be remembered. F in the chat.
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Rest in peace technoblade you will never be forgotten, you were my childhood inspiration
:)
Rip Techno, and also hello PFP brother.
“You can’t run away from all your problems. Not when they have enderpearls.”
-Technoblade
Young techno: *breathes*
School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
Your profile picture is holy
*Techno’s parents:*“What’d he actually do?”
*school:* he sneezed in class
@@jakewizard4432 this didn't age well
@Dora Yang
nope, not at all 😂
Coronavirus*
"Lots of character development"
The character development: Perry grew taller.
@Internet Dweller lmao ok
only slightly though. Don't want to change his whole character.
@@auskid4377 he grew 1 inch taller and says ‘i have had character development’
Techno: "A short person?"
*Perry putting on a fedora*
Techno: "PERRY THE SHORT PERSON?!"
.,;pl,
Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.
I understood 3 words 👍
@@mapotofu5292 this guy said "Goodbye the great Technoblade" in Russian language
@@SilkonMC Oh alr thanks
@@SilkonMC more farewell than goodbye but yes
@@BeniTheTesseract im living in russia
Man, it's always hard to revisit these memories when you know that the legend has passed. May you now 1v1 god, rest easy techno.
technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡
techno now: a minecraft nerd
video games cause violence but almost reversed????
You mean a Mincraft Warlord
That's even a bigger crime than being a criminal- *LE EPICU GASP*
Minecraft chad
Phoenix what do you mean...
As someone who was once an eight year old girl, I can confirm, they are absolute DEMONS.
As someone who is a girl i can confirm that they occasionally stay demons
I can confirm
i dont remember when i was an 8 yr old girl but your prob right
As some idiot who lives near a bunch of 8 year old girls I confirm this statement ;-;
As the sibling of an 8 year old girl I can confirm THERE IS NO WAY I WAS THAT BAD... if I was I apologize to every person I knew back then
“I’m going to barricade my room and hope they spare my life” -Technoblade 2017
Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.
8 year old boys: are 1' tall
Technoblade: is 12x taller
Technoblade: is 12' tall
Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls
8 year old girls: are 8' tall
i should be a math teacher
Percyiro to sum it up 8 year old girls are 7 foot taller than 8 year old boys
@@Razorpine_ epic
oh yeah, this is big brain time
technoblade is 12 years old
12 year olds are 8 technoblades tall!?!?!
Techno 4 years ago; you think I’m gonna fight a 8 year old girl?
Techno now: I’ve fought many babies and they were tremendously easy to defeat
You see, unlike the 8 year olds, a baby will not go for the things you don't like about yourself
He has *evolved* .
“The second-worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”
are you talking about tommy??
😂
“Can’t run away form your problems not when they have ender pearls”
-Teachnoblade
R.I.P We miss you.
still makes me laugh, thank you techno, we love you, all of us
"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars”
“What did he actually do?”
"A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"
Mighty_Robo lmao
School: Please spare the spaghetti!
Person: it was an accident I swear!
School: and now you’re holding the spaghetti hostage? I’mma call your parents
Stolen
on top of spagheeeeti, all covered in cheese, there lied my poor meatball, hm hm hm hm hmmmmm. i forgot THIS line, da nana na naaaaa na na na na naaaa naaaaa na na na na naaaa
🤣🤣🤣
Heccin school systems. One time I got in in trouble for saying "yea" as a response to a teacher.
UnderCrafter name, what is the solution to the problem?
Yea
same
"Did you bully this kid?"
"yea"
After a countdown I said happy New Year and I was sent to the principles office
@@ultra_exists No. I'll never understand rules that don't make sense.
I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!
Good times! Rest in peace techno we will never forget you!🕊️
Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems...
Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth...
... not when they have ender pearls”
"You can't outrun your problems, but unless they have the force of a 4.8 ton bombshell they ain't getting to me at this hour."
Lol
you can hide, but you can't run.
Oh god the 8 year olds have ender pearls.
"You can't run away from all of your problems when they have ender pearls"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Nice
My problems appear to be in creative mode
facts
Ah yes the Art of War but real
I was gonna say that.😥
We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much
"You can't run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls" -Technoblade 2017
"Technokid blew up the entire school"
"What did he really do"
"He looked at me funny when I said mineplex"
Lmao
man of culture
Damn I forgot mineplex was a thing
In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade
Well of course he didn't teach you anymore in third grade, because when you're in third grade the second grade teacher usually continues to teach second grade.
@@KingNedya nah in my school the same teacher taught in multiple grades
@@kenwinata7455 Oh okay.
I picked up my friend pens and got punished when i was in second grade too lmao
@Jimothan_Games Mc my question is, why was he calling you "bot"?
I discovered technoblade in January 2024. (I was late to the Minecraft game… and I’m an old millennial). Since then, I’ve been catching his videos whenever they pop up on my feed. This kid was a legend. How do you miss a guy that you hadn’t even heard of until after he was gone?
Same and I also feel really bad because I was going to comment his video that "bro why aren't you making videos" but when I heard i really sad news and he just died on my birthday so I was like 😢 ahh why did you just died at happiest day of my life but I am going to tribute him at my birthday 😅
I came back to this video, its one of the funniest videos i remember from techno
The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "
His parents : " No what did he actually do "
The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "
His parents: "No, what did he ACTUALLY do?"
The school : " *Like I said, Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip* "
His parents : " Seriously. That's it? "
The school: yes, for once that's actually what happened.
Techno pops up : I can explain-
thank you youtube recommended for showing me this gem
same lol
Same lmao
Same
this is like the 10th time this got recommended to me since 2017
@@Nugcon for me it is my 5th time since 2019
This is one of my favorites, hurts to watch it, but glad I have it to remember him.
Even after his tragic death I still watch this video at-least once every 3 months.
When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.
i should have thought of that
Why does every parent/teacher think that they know more about technology than children?
ok but can we please talk about how a 9 year old can code THAT well?
My mom works in IT and I told her about this, and she was impressed that a 9 year old could do that
@@enderlordex9396 i could code that well at 9
School: He burned down the school.
Reality: He saw a cigarette on the ground during recess.
Why is there a cigarette in the middle of a school playground?
Well, my school’s playground doesn’t have any fences and it’s on top of a hill which leads to a street. Some random people come and I don’t know what they do, they could be smoking weed at the playground and I wouldn’t know.
Sekrit, at my elementary school there was cigarette on the ground and it caused the fire alarm to go off. (We think) because it wasn’t a fire drill. I don’t know how it got there, but-
oh also, my school didn’t have a playground, but, it was where the kids had recess.
TI Bayonexmhe didn’t see it, he used it
He spent more time replicating the word “hey” than describing one of his by the sound of it best friends
This man is a legend rest in peace
One time I got in trouble for "bullying" a kid because I was singing the same song as him and he told the teacher I was "copying him"
r u serious
You got a copyright strike
Companies trying to copy strike a viral video be like:
Your teacher sound like they should be being taught in that class
You live in America?
teacher: if you're getting bullied come see me
also teacher: not my problem lmao
we'll also punish you for getting in fights lol
And also punish you for not getting in fights
@@xwqkislayer7117 we will punish you no matter the reason
And also you will be bullied by the teacher if you don't get a 100%
And If you get 100%
@@SuperCatMan- because those teachers are horrible and probably hate children and any form of justice
“You can’t run away from all your problems, when they have ender pearls”
-Technoblade, 2017
techno then : fighting 8 year old
techno now : fighting GOD
Techno: accidentally steps on another kid’s foot
The school: M U R D E R
Plot twist: *he didn’t even have a leg*
@@user-yo6pu2my5j *HOL’ UP*
“Can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls”
-Techno Tzu
- Techno Tzu, Art of Skywars
@@Toby-vm5gq i was going to say something like that lolol
@@eesr x2
Let me guess, potato war?
@@Epicgamer-zx9ij no, art of war
"You cant run away from all your problems. Now when they have enderpearls" That's so true
Also Rest In Peace Techno
“You can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have enderpearls” -Technoblade
School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here
Parents: What did he really do?
School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends
wait wait wait that is bad?
yes, you're under arrest 🔫
No not the pretending the arson that is bad owo
"Well at least he wasn't the one who kept making up abilities to parry literally everything that came at him"
@@trainwreck237 "I bLoCkEd ThAT wITh My InVisIBlE sHiElD!"
Alternate title: Technoblade talks about 8 year old girls and how he can easily throw kids
not kids *ORPHANS*
Because you two only watched 1 minute of the video
@@Pixxeell___ yes
@@Pixxeell___ LMAOOOOOO
I have twin little sisters i can cinfirm they go for your emotions
Your videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. You will always be in our hearts.
lol the beginging tho, when he was like "I'm just gonna baracade myself in my room and hope they spare me" and the stuff like that just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".
Seems legit
jesus christ
So back at school i used to be the straight A nerd ,so any fight that would happen with me in it the teacher wouldn't even ask
ok so i bully people and the guy whos getting bullied didnt snitch on me
ZachTheCat he’s not a snitch so he’s lucky
I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”
bruh it defeats the purpose
Ikr, I would try to break up fights in my elementary school and then on my report card it said “____ seems to enjoy being a tattletale”
Thanks so much (generic principal name)
Same. Kindergarten.
I always loved watching these old Skywars/Bedwars commentary videos where techno talks about his life, and beats up children and nerds with funny strategies, like how he made elaborate plans to kill two campers in bedwars, and when he made a house in skywars to destroy nerds. RIP
watching this after the news....rest in peace.
America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper
we got told to draw on the backs of our tests when we were done... conclusion : your school sucked
trees are passive aggressive, you had it coming bro
There could have been anything behind it
jaci_stop Same, we were given an item to draw, one I vividly remember was being told to draw a Volcano. I don’t remember why I remember it so well though.
One day i doodled on a benchmark magazine my teachers use for tests and the tattletale told on me and my teacher sent me to the principal who egzagerated it and told my parents “your child drew inappropriate images that could potentially offend some people, please talk to him” and my parents wouldn’t believe it when I told them I just drew a mustache and a fictional character.
"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object"
"What did he actually do?"
"He picked up a pencil from the floor"
“Your son tore apart fifty school books”
“What did he actually do?”
“Wrote in it”
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 *doodled in his own personal notebook during freetime
Who else is watching throwback videos after hearing the news😭
Rest In Peace Technoblade this is one of the first videos I ever watched on your channel even if you can’t read comments I will remember his channel as long as I can
True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.
One time I looked up and the teacher thought that I was rolling my eyes at them
even if you did sigh, how is that punishment worthy. No, no I take it back. HOW IS READING AHEAD PUNISHMENT WORTHY
@@StarrDust12 idk I guess u can’t make predictions if u read? It’s still stupid
Elementary school teachers often don't have a real diploma or qualifications and they know it, so they just take it out on kids
People are just dumb these days
A website was blocked on my schools wifi. I tried to get to the form to get it unblocked, but, as it turns out, the website with the form is blocked.
oof
yeet lol
Lol likes congrats
200 IQ Blocking system
yeet literally me lol
Rest easy.
this was one of my favourite videos from techno...
rest in peace, blood god. you are missed
Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved.
Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.
Rip
oof
How did it go
You good?
Belive my school is dummer.
As a person with a younger sister, I can confirm everything he said about 8 year old girls
I have 2 elder sisters
@@painthamizhmv124 same, and a younger brother
same
My older sister can confirm I had really annoying friends when I was 8
I can't confirm this even if I have a younger sister cause she's not 8 yet
I’ve been rewatching techno videos recently farewell techno well miss you
One time we were having a presentation from a guest speaker about a thing and our teacher told us that we were only allowed to ask questions and no storytelling (yknow when you mention your own experiences) and we were like "okay." So my bff ended up mentioning that "oh yeah I've been there" and i was like ooo shes gonna get detention and then i realized the presenter wasn't mentioning an important detail so i tried bein sneaky about it by forming it as a question like "oh hey, doesnt [thing] happen whenever [blah blah]?" And the presenter is like "yeah that's right!" And hella elaborates.
Later its time for recess and our teacher pulls me and my bff aside and is like "You two told stories during the presentation. Timeout of recess." And i am completely shook. I was the angel kid who never got in trouble and when the class was punished, i usually wasnt bc they knew i was such a well behaved all A's student, y'know? So we get to recess and its our literature teacher supervising. Im pretty close with this teacher and so we sit at the bench with her and shes like "???? How did *you two* end up here??" And we explained it to her and she gets this aghast look on her face and says "That's ridiculous, you guys go play." So boom.
Happy ending.
Nice
You are actually story-telling, so, go to detention!!...
Wow you are making fun of him go to detention
@@Marvelfan-zp7pc are you telling him to go to detention, off to detention with you
@@partyplayer2153 you are breathing, suspended for a year
young technoblade: laughs at a joke
elementary school teachers: he caused WWIII
why does that actually line up with the teachers as twitter ppl
My school was sometimes like this.
They say your gone, but you will never truly die
Rip techno , hope u rest in peace.
*Tickles friend*
School: ThAtS aSsAuLt
School to friend that got tickled: tHatS AlsO AsSaULt
Schools are just those feminist that get offender by littraly everything and the sues you cause you saved there life
Andrew Hetherington At least schools know how to use correct grammar.
@@magic2583 your grammar is all over the place.
Andrew Potter who is tickles friend
Should have been
*Tickles Friend*
School: ThAtS aSsAuLt
Group of 8 year olds: We will beat you up
Techno: *Yeet the Children*
New option unlocked! : " *remove human spine*
Step 1. Casually approach child
Step 2. Grasp child firmly
Step 3. Yeet the child
@@_satan_666_ thanks, satan
Thank you for writing this comment . It made my day .
Ah the joy this man brought to the world.
this was the first technoblade video i watched, rest in peace
I remember my friend in elementary was categorized by our teachers as a bully (even tho he was the one getting bullied) and pretty much got blamed for anything that goes wrong in our school and one time he even got so injured he couldn't use his legs for a solid hour cos some girl pushed him in a fish pond full of bugs and had to get carried everywhere and he still got called the bully in the situation so the parents got wind of this and basically yelled at the principal and switched schools the next year. Years later i found out the principal basically told his mom that they thought he looked like a thug and he didn't get good grades that's why they kept hating on him. So elementary for buff looking kids must suck alot
I am feeling pain through the screen right now
@@kitchenroam1509 nice kazuma pfp
Wow
Yeah my brother has always been a pretty big kid and he got accused of bullying all the time. Sometimes there was some truth to it (but not much: it’d be like he used too much force in a playfight and accidentally actually hurt someone) but sometimes it was just ridiculous. Like, once a kid hit him with a stick and he was the one who got in trouble.
the only school memes:
teachers:
punish the bully: bruh what?
do everything bad to the person defending themself: that is the only epic thing
this post: *minecraft eerie sound*
Teacher: HE SHOT FOUR KIDS AND IS HOLDING 12 HOSTAGE IN A BANK THAT HE WAS ROBBING WHILE IN A SHOT OFF WITH THE COPS
Parents: What did he really do
Teacher: He dribbled the ball after recess ended
Lmao
WHAT A CRIMEEEEEE
School: He manipulated the world's bigger countries to inisiate WW3 wich brought extinction to most speceis, ruined the world to be a radioactive mess, and ended all civilisation.
Parents: what did he really do?
School: he said "i found u" to a kid while playing hide n seek
@@Possumylly was this suppose to be a comment?
@@Possumylly this grammar tho
"You can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls"
Damn, I guess depression can speed bridge, cuz it got to mid way faster than me.
Rest In Peace Technoblade
Legend has it that technoblade is still barricaded in his room in fear of the 8 year olds.
edit: why is everyone liking this, I regret this comment it's so badly worded
Even now but he set up a ziplock so he can get food when he wins Minecraft Monday's by care package
@Cryth fortnite care package that drops on his roof and techno breaks it and gets food logic
@ECW Studios ngl when he was talking about hiding from them I kept thinking of fnaf
yes know we know y he doesn’t post
MAKE IT GET 666 LIKES!!SO THE RUMOR CAN BE TRUE!!!
Techno's School: He is stabbing orphans as we speak!
Techno's Parents: What did he really do?
Techno's School: He... He's playing Minecraft
Techno's Parents: OH NO!
Maybe they're right, orphans play minecraft
Techno's parents: NOT THE ORPHANS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Good one 😅😂
*the second worst thing that happens to the orphans, the first is being an orphan themselves, third is simply existing*
Principal : he is drop kicking innocent children !
Parents : what did he really do?
Principal : I just told you
Techno : iT waS sELf deFEnCe
You will be missed Techno ❤️❤️❤️
Teacher to Perry was like: how dare you get bullied! Thats a 1 week suspension for you young man!
Nah nah, more like
Teacher : LOL NERD IMAGINE GETTING BULLIED
Everyone gangster until perry and techno say
Aww yeah pvp
13:11 it's a school think they punish you for fighting back
Basically when you bouta get shanked you dont block the shank. Messed up af
Rest in heaven
my blood god
"Your son blew up 10 doors"
"What did he really do"
"He walked slightly fast in the halls"
no running in the halls
This reminded me of the good old days in kindergarden when we would tell on a friend that pushed somebody and they would hide like he was on FBI’s Most Wanted list
@SnekiBox i'm thinking its a square, not a cube. Probably just the time out corner. don't read into it too much.
Mighty_Robo you have 2 top comments in the SAME comment section, show me your ways plz
SealBoi420
df is sin bin, that sounds like a toybox but for children. i dont think thats legal
@@simplysuperior667 You must find a mentor that specializes in the youtube comment section. You need to know the audience, have a plan to conquer, and come up with something that the people will enjoy.
@@mighty_robo noted