I don't like alcohol (feels uncomfortably floaty with bonus dehydration) but I love me some good diet tonic, so I probably won't order just plain water at a bar.
You nailed the rupplemintz one. I drank it once and it was the worse drunk/hangover ever and i was pretty much and alcoholic drug addict during that time in my life.
🤣🤣 me and my mom would bring rumpleminz to family gatherings and take turns going to the bathroom and taking shots so we could keep sane around the family
@@stephanyampolsky7187 I honestly went to like 3-5 tops throughout 3 years of high school, they were better than any other party I was at after that, everyone I know is either abroad or simply has no time nowwadays...
My first time drinking Budweiser was with my dad on a fishing trip that was probably the best day of my life and when I asked him why he liked Budweiser so much he told me “I like horses” and for years I thought that was a secret home mixture he does only to find out about Budweiser horses
If only we used psychedelic mushroom the way we drank alcohol. I’m pretty sure we would live in a utopia full of loving and healthy relationships… just a thought
“Can I get a water?” “YOU’RE A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.”
@Steven Krum sir, this isn't Wendy's
Or the designated driver
Lol 😂
Or a sherly temple or a Busch NA
I don't like alcohol (feels uncomfortably floaty with bonus dehydration) but I love me some good diet tonic, so I probably won't order just plain water at a bar.
Akchually, I started going Captain and coke during my college days.
Actuay-You're right. I still do talk about that
I felt personally attacked.
Definitely was a target audience member myself lol
Well when you gwt out pf callege you talk about hpw cool u were and all the classes you almost failed because of partying
Havent we all been like 2 to 3 of these though? Those rompalski compares to most now though
How did you actually fuck that up twice
I’ll never forget the man who did a line of coke at the bar at Applebee’s at 5 pm then ordered a PBR
Living his best life
King shit
That was me!!!!
Those endless apps man they’ll get ya 😂😂😂
wow applebee's got chill.
Jokes on you, I wasn't even cool in high school.
Same.
same
Jokes on you I wasn't even in high school I was at home getting wasted on rum and coke.
Still chugging the shit out of bud light and Budweiser tho
Me too
Hell of a way to find out I have a husband.
"you are here right now cheating on your husband" 😂 I'm sure you've seen it so many times
That's sad it's so casual
*looks at the jager and the energy drinks in my fridge*
uh oh.
Write us back in 5 months)
Don't worry you got about 3 maybe 4 months before it all goes downhill
So which one are you gonna get hooked on?
So how's it going
how's the drug problem going buddy
PBR, should have been " I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" 😂
Non alcoholic beer. “You used to be cool.”
Bud light drinker here, 100% true statement.
I can say the same homie💀
But why even? That's forever known as pisswater.
I felt called out for the minze at first (just polished off my bottle), then I knew I was home 😂
same dude, same.
It's so true though, love it though
You nailed the rupplemintz one. I drank it once and it was the worse drunk/hangover ever and i was pretty much and alcoholic drug addict during that time in my life.
I'm still there. Cheers
PBR is absolutely accurate.
Buttholes & Bellybuttons hehehee
🤣🤣 me and my mom would bring rumpleminz to family gatherings and take turns going to the bathroom and taking shots so we could keep sane around the family
I broke up with my ex/baby momma about 5 months ago, the Jaeger bombs has me rolling right now 😭😂
As a Bud Light stan, I can confirm
Heyyyyoooooooo same same
😂 Same
How y’all feeling about bud light now ?
@@Swampgurl777 I’ve been waiting for this
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Yo, he wasn't lying about the mints
😂😂😂😂 the bud light one tho … explains a lot on other people I know 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I'll have you know that Captain & coke is a traditional drink that goes back at least 3 generations in my family.
You guys talk about high school a lot?
@Noah Anderson they didn't graduate
Seems accurate. Bud Light for life
Yeah, I still miss high school parties, nobody has time anymore 😭
I never went to high school parties so
@@stephanyampolsky7187 I honestly went to like 3-5 tops throughout 3 years of high school, they were better than any other party I was at after that, everyone I know is either abroad or simply has no time nowwadays...
That last one HITS
Why you gotta call out my PBR like that 😭
As he takes a drink, walking away...
Hilarious!!!
Oh shit he totally roasted me when he said captain Morgan and coke 😂 he knows his shit
Dude! Spot On! "Mission Park"😂🤣😂
Feel called out with the Jager bombs and rupple mints 🤣
Fr it's like graduating from minor drinking problem and smoking a lil weed to oh my God go the fuck back to therapy ur still fucked up 😂
@@artemisameretsu6905 facts
the look of shame at the end
This accurately describes my friend that introduced me to rumpiez !
Ugh why is Rumpleminz so accurate. Welp I guess no more blissful ignorance for me better start owning up to how shitty I am.
Underrated
Thanks I really do appreciate it!
These r so accurate 😂😂😂
What can I say… I have a gift 🤣
Bro I'm just trying to get drunk. I pay for a psychoanalysis.
Bud Light here lmfao accurate
That rumple industry staple 🤣
Please do an industry version. I need to hear your hot takes on Malört and Fernet.
If you drink fernets you probably smoke clove cigarettes 😂
@@kylekelsoe344 can't say I know anyone who drinks it that does!
That yager bomb one was too accurate and it hurt lmao
The fact that my homie loved Yager bombs in middle school then became a drug addict in highschool really hit too close to home 🤣🤣🤣
Jokes on you, I never went to parties in high school...... or college for that matter.
Well then…touché 🤣
My first time drinking Budweiser was with my dad on a fishing trip that was probably the best day of my life and when I asked him why he liked Budweiser so much he told me “I like horses” and for years I thought that was a secret home mixture he does only to find out about Budweiser horses
you misspelled mom apparently
@@fkujakedmyname no my mom likes bush never had a chance to ask her why
That ending!!! 😂
Yeah that one hurt 🤕
If only we used psychedelic mushroom the way we drank alcohol. I’m pretty sure we would live in a utopia full of loving and healthy relationships… just a thought
a correct thought.
Not inaccurate on the rumple... one of my favs
Did you go to the new york state of mind tour? I got the same merch hoodie from there
I couldn’t make it but my neighbor went and got me the hoodie. Hate I missed the show!
You got me with the Budweiser one
How about WKD or just a can of Coke?
You make the bar! Awesome 🙏☮️💜💯
how about clear vodka ?
As apposed to what? 😂
@@kennygiard what does it tell about me
@@nort_1038 he asked you when do you get vodka that isn't clear.
@@garethkalum8297 you can for example buy strawberry flavored
@@garethkalum8297 and also clear meaning not some cheap ass stock
That Jager bomb shit is on point. That was always my drink, since high school, and i grew up and had a drug problem. Lol. 😂
The waffle house has found its new host
I started in on part 11 or so. Had to watch and scroll through every video to get back to the original.
Keep it going!
Bud light: you were never cool LOL
Well, looks like I'm getting a Bud Light. lol
Wow I was waiting to hear his take on rumple and now I feel violently attacked 😂
I feel attacked lol
F U man hahahaha, you got me with the fing Captain Morgan and the highschool stories hahahaha
BROOO..
BUD LIGHT.. YES.
TITOS AND soda... YES
Rumpelmints... YES..
Dude....
You hit th nail on the head
The rumple was so accurate 😂💀
Couldn’t of been more right on the Budlight
The end got me! I love it.
The self burn at the end though
I felt tht bud light line on a spiritual level😂😂
Okay I drink jaeger bombs and I may dabble in some narcotics while doing so 😂😂
wasswrongwidat?
“Tito’s and soda” nobody wants me lol
I’m Bud Light 😂😂😂😂
I was never cool in highschool. But I do still talk about it. Lmao
You got me on the rum n coke 😂
Yooo rumple mints is too accurate ';-;
I bartender for. 40 years and those were true back then. Actually doesnt matter if it is a dive bar!!! Some things never change❤❤😂😂
My neighborhood dose end in park 😂😂😂
The last one hurt 🙃
yo that first one.. that first one, umm.. couldn't b more accurate..
That “heh” after rumpy and the bud line are gold.
Meanwhile me chasing him: OI THAT'S MY DRINK MATE
Not the titos 😂😂
yeah that’s definitely me at the end 🥲
Where’s your bar!? You seem like fun!
I rarely drink but when on vacations, it’s still fun to people watch 😂
Greensboro NC!
Your so right!.... about the last one.
Assumed it was going to be Fireball but hey the joke still works.
Nah, just give me a shot 🥃 of Fireball 🔥. LOL! 🥴
can we just talk about that bottle flip at the beginning
Budweiser but my towns name ends in "Hills"... but pretty accurate 😆
Double of minze and it’s off to being a menace. 🤣😂
that rumplemintz one hit different 😳
Dam he got me not gonna say which one though but it was spot on
lmao "ends with park"
Best ending!
Damn bro, did me dirty with that titos and soda. 😂
Why you gotta come at me like that with them rumple facts 😭
O o. That last drink. So me.
That last one got a solid laugh out of me.
I should start drinking the last one 🤣
Too accurate lol
Yo you called me out with that bud light
Just waiting for him to diagnose me with my vodka screwdriver, occasionally with a bit of grenadine...
We call Budweisers, steveweisers.😂😂😂
Love the rumple best shot around
That last one, I felt that
Last one sounds fun
Captain and coke is accurate 😅….
The way to my heart. Rumplemitz!