Maaan Im black and a career bartender if the general population heard the shit we say or knew what we know in restaurants, people would be shocked and think it was racist, but you can’t deny experience and trends, facts are facts.
Frozen drinks are awesome on vacation especially when they have fresh ingredients for them but most random US bars just use floor liquor and some horrible mixer thats been sitting around for half a year so i gotta agree to order something else
They are delicious. But man. Unless they have a sloshee machine to mix up large batches. I feel bad ever ordering them. Because I know how much of a pain they can be.
Frozen drinks are cool at craft bars because they usually have large batch slushie machines to pour them from at dive bars you're getting the worst drink because the bartender now hates you
My friend lived in Ireland for 3 months a few years back. I can't for the life of me remember what they call them in Ireland. Could you refresh my memory please? When I went with him, I was there for 2 weeks. These super obnoxious Californians were at the same pub my buddy and I were at; they ordered Irish car bombs, and got kicked out of the bar and followed out by like 6-7 football hooligans who's team had just lost. I remember looking at the bartender and saying, "I would feel bad but they're from California and just told us that holding the door open for women (which I was doing for these 5 BEAUTIFUL Irish ladies when we all got there) was reinforcing gender sterotypes and was demeaning to the women. So I hope they get a proper Irish ass beating!" She said they most definitely would haha. God I loved Ireland.
@@thomasflores141 I did a comparison and I definitely saw a solid difference. I think Hennessey like other more expensive drinks aren't worth it, but its also a good idea to get something more expensive than straight up $11 brandy. Hennessey is pretty fire in some cocktails like in sours, side cars, and stingers. Rum is my favorite liquor though
Just don’t order it when the bar is busy. It takes like a half count/one count of 4 different bottles that are all over the bar. At least with long islands and audios mofos, you’re typically using the 4 well bottles that are all next to each other. Liquid marijuanas had me climbing step stools and running across the bar to use a quarter oz of a bottle
There’s nothing you “should” drink lmao. Bars are usually associated with depressed people or people who feel like they have nothing better to do. Keep your hobbies and don’t spend money on overpriced alcohol 👍
Lmfao "Hennessey" I'm dead dead killed me twice
He said so much in a single word
My apologies 😂😂❤
It's so true though!
my coworker legit gave me a water bottle full of hennessey yesterday, said that i needed it more than him and walked off😂
@@kennygiard don’t apologize it’s Hilarious 💀💀 mostly cuz it’s true Lmaoo
“Hennessy” one of the best one liners I’ve seen in a min. Jah know. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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So out of pocket lol 😂
LMFAO
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The Hennessy has me scraping myself off the floor crying
Fact’s
Your face rn: 😐
@@numpy979💀💀💀
Mfs will breathe through their nose particularly sharply n type this
Fuck. That hennessy joke is a killer ending.
Thank you 🤣
“Hennessey” welp he’s right 😂😂
Hennessey at the end hands down the best one liner I've seen to date on shorts!!!
I appreciate it!
One liner shit it wasn't even a line it was a word😂
"Hennessey" I'm dead 💀
Someone unlike this comment it was at 69 and I was gonna say something about it and it got another like
@@claytonfoot959 no
@@UraniumWolfy it's too late now
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"Hennessy" dawg i'm crying 😂😂😂
I was not expecting just “Hennessy” 😂
Fuckin A the Hennessey killed me oh my god. That is fucking hilarious
“Hennessy”
The man really said it without saying it
You know he has been trying to figure out how to do Hennessy for 3-4 episodes but didn't know how to do it safely
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@@kennygiard Aye man you got sum Big uncle energy an we're for it 🤌🏽😂
Maaan Im black and a career bartender if the general population heard the shit we say or knew what we know in restaurants, people would be shocked and think it was racist, but you can’t deny experience and trends, facts are facts.
could have just done the same thing with his Gin and OJ, pretty much what he meant
Ay just don’t go full Japanese, never go full Japanese. Otherwise you start selling hood nigga Hennessy
I wasn't prepared for the Hennessy at the end Lmaooo
😂 bruh the Hennessy caught me off guard for a second lmfaoo
I live the Hennessey one. spot on,!! 😅🤣😂
"Hennessey"
That's it, I'm weak 😆🤣😂💀💀👻
😂😂😂😂ok this shi is fire
Okay "Hennessey" was just absolutely hilarious
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I'll just drink at home. I don't need this judgment 😂
My bad 😂😂😂❤
Okay your comment is the best one i have read this week!!!! Lol. I think that everyone i see one of these videos! Lol
I drink at home cuz it's cheaper, I can hear the game, and the food is better.
@@Druid_Plowtry trying to maintain a personal bar 🙃
@@lamarbennett436 mini fridge and microwave right next to the TV lol
Brought back the Hennessey 🤣🤣 never gets old!
THE FUCKING HENNESSEY 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
"Hennessy🧑🏿🦲"💀😭
Hennessy , damn if it ain’t true, had me busting out laughing. At the bar and they don’t got hen we ain’t goin in😂😂
You'll notice some bars don't carry it on purpose 😂
It taste like Pennies and boiled motor oil every time
@@souls49You have obviously never had Malort
my head snapped at "Hennessey"😂😂 I'm dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTF. HENNY..GOT HIM
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Nah the ending got me 😂😭
“Hennessy” got a laugh out of me for sure
Hennessy... nuff said
FUCK THE ENDING HAD ME STRUGGLING
🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm dying here 😂😂😂 that pink easter egg! 😂
No u did not just get a brotha to say Hennessy 😂😂😂😂😂
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Smart😂
Anyone that says a good joke doesn't rely entirely on delivery should watch this. Absolute gold
Thank you 🙏🏻
A bold statement. Just “Hennessy”
Frozen drinks are awesome on vacation especially when they have fresh ingredients for them but most random US bars just use floor liquor and some horrible mixer thats been sitting around for half a year so i gotta agree to order something else
They are delicious. But man. Unless they have a sloshee machine to mix up large batches. I feel bad ever ordering them. Because I know how much of a pain they can be.
Frozen drinks are cool at craft bars because they usually have large batch slushie machines to pour them from at dive bars you're getting the worst drink because the bartender now hates you
But this skit is at a dive bar. Usually people who go to dive bars are not vacationers or tourist. Its regulars or after work people.
Vodka slushies are the best get a sour shot
Somehow found a way to make this Anti-US
😂😂😂😂” Hennessy” 😂 Love it. It is one of my favorites. Next to Rum.
American ordering a Car Bomb in Ireland: *Gets Locked in a car boot for the evening*
My friend lived in Ireland for 3 months a few years back. I can't for the life of me remember what they call them in Ireland. Could you refresh my memory please?
When I went with him, I was there for 2 weeks. These super obnoxious Californians were at the same pub my buddy and I were at; they ordered Irish car bombs, and got kicked out of the bar and followed out by like 6-7 football hooligans who's team had just lost. I remember looking at the bartender and saying, "I would feel bad but they're from California and just told us that holding the door open for women (which I was doing for these 5 BEAUTIFUL Irish ladies when we all got there) was reinforcing gender sterotypes and was demeaning to the women. So I hope they get a proper Irish ass beating!" She said they most definitely would haha. God I loved Ireland.
tiocfaidh ár lá
@@Lamenters-Librarian dude you are totally misunderstanding that context
@@GregoryMcBride-qf7hx shhhhh, just let him have this.
Depth charge
If you're old enough to remember mind erasers then you're definitely over 30 let alone 21 lmao. And that ending was 🤣🤣
And if you think they're worth having you're still 16
Actually think I probably died twice on by 21st birthday at a club to mind erasers. LMAO 16 yrs later never touched em since. LMAO
Bro the Hennessy joke. People look at me like I’m crazy when I order Hennessy because I’m not black lol
It’s honestly no different than $8 brandy. Like how champagne is more expensive than sparkling wine, despite being the same thing
@@thomasflores141 Until you get the XO. That shit is solid.
@@thomasflores141 I did a comparison and I definitely saw a solid difference. I think Hennessey like other more expensive drinks aren't worth it, but its also a good idea to get something more expensive than straight up $11 brandy.
Hennessey is pretty fire in some cocktails like in sours, side cars, and stingers. Rum is my favorite liquor though
This was comedic gold
It's the "Hennessy" at the end for me 😂. Hennessy is my favorite too
It’s possibly one of my favorite videos 🤣
The “Hennessy” made me laugh so loud I woke up my neighbors 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where you be living, backpackers hostel?
So little, yet so much, was said by that last line.
Best fucking ending ever
Appreciate it ❤️
I really don’t know why people go to bars and waste there money when if you are actually an alcoholic you can just buy a handle and call it a night.
Because alcoholics do that, bars are meant for socializing while using alcohol to increase the fun and let go
Gawd damn! Ya got me, I ain't even gotta say it and ya know! That shit was funny as hell!!
didn’t even know liquid marijuana was a thing and i think i found my new drink
It’s fire, but I can’t find midori anywhere for the last few months…😢
My job is having its yearly party this weekend and they usually have a open bar. Think I'll get a random is I order this lol
@OpCrystal I work at a liquor store, and we've been out of Midori for a while. No clue what's going on with them.
Just don’t order it when the bar is busy. It takes like a half count/one count of 4 different bottles that are all over the bar. At least with long islands and audios mofos, you’re typically using the 4 well bottles that are all next to each other. Liquid marijuanas had me climbing step stools and running across the bar to use a quarter oz of a bottle
I used to like Midori Sours with a shot of vodka added into them. A Mellow "Your fucked up without noticing" drink.
Gin and OJ had me laughing,but HENNESSEY put me in the ground and brought me back to life!!😂😂😂😂
That fucling Hennessey line at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Hennessy took me TF out!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Holy fuck the end got me 😂👏
LMAOOOOOOO. love ur sense of humor. I’d kill for a cookout version of this😂😂😂
Oh my God yessssss
What kind of cookout are we talking about 🤔
I've been waiting for Hennessey and he didn't disappoint.... funny as hell 🤣
"~Jazz Hands~" and "Hennessy" roasting all demographics 😂
No one is safe 🤣🤣🤣❤️
End fucking killed it.
I watched this 8 times just to hear "HENNESY!"
That "Hennessy" absolutely destroyed me🤣
Broooooo "Hennessy" my sides are in orbit
That Hennessy was too much
This video is why you always watch till the end 😂😂😂
I fuckin lost it at Hennessy
We all did.
Was not expecting the jazz hands. Take my like sir
Will do my friend 😂😂😂❤
"Hennessey" Bwahahahahaha! Hilarious! 😂
This legit made me laugh harder than I’ve laughed in a long time 😂
I was not expecting that🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's rare that I laugh out loud at shorts but damn that one got me
Thanks glad you liked it
The mic drop with the "Hennessey" joke 🤣🤣😆🤣 omg 😂
I’d love a video on what people SHOULD drink!
There’s nothing you “should” drink lmao. Bars are usually associated with depressed people or people who feel like they have nothing better to do. Keep your hobbies and don’t spend money on overpriced alcohol 👍
people SHOULD not need validation from their bartenders. just drink what you like, you need to be liked & admired for your bar order? lmao
How about some wild turkey 101. These are killer 😅🤣
The Hennessy part had me dead was not expecting that!!! Hilarious!!!
I was feeling meh about the jokes. Then the last one showed up and Im floored laughing 😂
I’m in tears 😂
‘Gin and orange juice.. your credit score is under 500!’ Said with such enthusiasm LOL
IM FUCKIN CRYING LMFAO
the end 🤣
🤣😂🤣😂 gone off that Henny
I love the random black guy it’s so on point
I love him too ❤️
I only drink Hennessy and I'm a 42 year old white guy with 5 kids and a wife 🤣
I think the 5 kids make you good to go, brah.
@@aggrodkreg4321 I laughed waaaay too hard at this 😂😂😂
We all understood the Hennessey joke
I've enjoyed other videos on this channel but that last bit I lol. Subscribed!
Thank you, sir!
@@kennygiard thank you for making my day off full of laughter even tho I don't drink
Chef's kiss for the Hennessey joke
Bruh. Hennessy. I'm fucking dead
I love every single one of these, but this one took the cake
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the ending!! 😂💀
nahhhh u straight outta pocket for this one 😭
LMFAO!!!
Says nothing if I got it and can make it its done!
Messed up, true and funny 🤣🤣🤣 "Hennessey"
Not expecting that end and it took me a moment because of the silence😂😂😂😂😂
Dude. Absolutely hilarious I got tears in my eyes.
That's all you see in Vegas, when someone has a Hennessy bottle😂
Scotch and waters are great, and I wasn't even a twinkle in my fathers ball sack when Elvis died.
You’re right. I am not invited to the family functions. You didn’t have to call me out like that tho.
"Hennessy."
Hennessy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Baker mayfield is back at it in this short, he seemed to really like the liquid marijuana
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They all say "I am a sad, unhappy person. I hope I can find meaning in this drink"
HENNESSEY
That *Hennessey* at the end KILLED ME 😂🤣😂 I was NOT expecting that! 😂😂
Usually don’t laugh at his videos, but that shit cracked me up 😂
Well that was an unexpected cameo during the liquid marijuana... did no one else notice it?
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Oh I did lol
Was scrolling through to see if I was the only one.
@@ToshiroSquad10 fucking same finally found the comment
@@ToshiroSquad10 same I had to know if anybody else saw that
Was recommended a liquid Marijuana once and had like 4 that day. Hella addictive plus the waitress was super cute too. I stumbled out of that bar
I can't see all the bottles
Can’t be invited to family functions if your family can’t even function 💀