Why Dan had to call an Ambulance

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  • Опубліковано 20 чер 2021
  • Dan and I talk about what happened when I tried to fix my glasses two days before we moved. (I am dumb)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @AmazingPhil
    @AmazingPhil  3 роки тому +9002

    Thanks for staying subscribed even though I was actually this dumb! ALSO make sure to check out Dan's video on *JUNE 25th (This Friday) I heard there were snacks so you may see my face in it too!

    • @enbykeith
      @enbykeith 3 роки тому +16

    • @molar_king5200
      @molar_king5200 3 роки тому +35

      excited to maybe see your face again on Friday

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 роки тому +13

      don't worry, we're used to you doing dumb things!😄

    • @centuryex7935
      @centuryex7935 3 роки тому +11

      hello omg where is ur jumper from I absolutely love it

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 роки тому +5

      Can't wait for Friday! Also, how come there is only four other replies?!

  • @crimsoznt
    @crimsoznt 3 роки тому +12842

    guy who sprays deodorant in his eye vs guy who eats superglue is the closest we're gonna get to dan vs phil

    • @virmaspice4482
      @virmaspice4482 3 роки тому +536

      Dan vs Phil: who dies the stupidest death

    • @user-hz6ie4rl8d
      @user-hz6ie4rl8d 3 роки тому +40

      Yep.
      Also Wilbur Soot pfp? Pog??

    • @giorgiafletcher9546
      @giorgiafletcher9546 3 роки тому +21

      this is my favourite comment

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 роки тому +9

      @@virmaspice4482 BAHAHAH- SO TRUE

    • @crimsoznt
      @crimsoznt 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-hz6ie4rl8d mhm mhm 🙏

  • @socnfusing
    @socnfusing 3 роки тому +23543

    dan getting real bold like he didn’t spray himself in the eye with deodorant

  • @inmagab
    @inmagab 3 роки тому +7136

    actual moral of the story: you can have a little superglue, as a treat

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 3 роки тому +112

      no! please do not ingest "a little superglue," especially not as a treat!

    • @cacnmheese90
      @cacnmheese90 3 роки тому +87

      @@irelandaintreal2945 yes

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 3 роки тому +42

      @@cacnmheese90 it will be bad for your health :(

    • @inmagab
      @inmagab 3 роки тому +162

      @@irelandaintreal2945 its just a lil treat 👉👈

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 3 роки тому +51

      @@inmagab it is not a treat, it tastes bad :(

  • @kempskingdom9290
    @kempskingdom9290 3 роки тому +12154

    Dans been holding in YEARS of gay jokes, he needs this don’t judge.

  • @gingko_maple
    @gingko_maple 3 роки тому +12896

    Me: I wonder how their move went 🤔
    Phil: WHY DAN HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

  • @thatladdyp4233
    @thatladdyp4233 3 роки тому +17179

    Not Dan sassing phil like he didn’t spray his own eye with deodorant

  • @imirrawashere
    @imirrawashere 3 роки тому +3075

    10:16 Dan: "Suddenly, Phil was very pale."
    Me: *looks at Phil*

  • @toadstacker666
    @toadstacker666 9 місяців тому +204

    "are you a friend of the glue guy?" "yes i am associated with the glue guy" this wording would be in a phan edit in like 2015 lmfaooo

  • @kikiandthebrain
    @kikiandthebrain 3 роки тому +6728

    Guy who eats superglue vs. guy who sprays deodorant in his eyes: fight

    • @red0421
      @red0421 3 роки тому +61

      I have neither eaten glue, or sprayed deodorant in my eye, but I have managed to accidentally get a mouth full of deodorant spray.
      I had the nozzle on sideways and didn't realise until it was too late 😑

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 роки тому +128

      they can't fight, they need each other.

    • @lostanguishbladelord2461
      @lostanguishbladelord2461 3 роки тому +38

      Emo Oil Wrestling

    • @jessontour97
      @jessontour97 3 роки тому +53

      Wait that’s right. Dan sure got away with a lot of bullying for being the dork that got fucking deodorant in his eyes. Lmao.

    • @theoriginal1971
      @theoriginal1971 3 роки тому +30

      IT’S GONNA BE A * random noises * * explosion effects * * Dan blinks *

  • @bluntedclaws2254
    @bluntedclaws2254 3 роки тому +10723

    This isn’t really any more stupid than when Dan sprayed deodorant in his eye.

    • @xemmiliumx
      @xemmiliumx 3 роки тому +307

      I genuinely can't tell which is more embarrassing

    • @bluntedclaws2254
      @bluntedclaws2254 3 роки тому +19

      @@xemmiliumx exactly!

    • @tori5738
      @tori5738 3 роки тому +254

      Hmm I don’t know, the deodorant thing could happen to anyone, whereas purposely biting the ‘lid’ of super glue on the other hand…

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 3 роки тому +27

      I just got spray deodorant, and I am terrified

    • @brenna5200
      @brenna5200 3 роки тому +120

      Not to diss Phil, but Dan’s was an accident. Phil’s was a very deliberate action. But as a fellow glasses-wearer, I can sympathize

  • @stacys8093
    @stacys8093 3 роки тому +2558

    As a paramedic, I would have like to see what the dispatch info looked like on the way to your call…”34 YO male eating glue” haha thanks for making my night

    • @freyaalice7491
      @freyaalice7491 Рік тому +70

      as a student para, that would make the shift 😭😭

  • @alegratafoya1332
    @alegratafoya1332 3 роки тому +2334

    The amount of sexual innuendos and jokes in a video that’s SUPPOSED to be about a MEDICAL EMERGENCY

    • @arlosolace
      @arlosolace 2 роки тому +56

      humour is a good way of dealing with serious issues (plus like 80% of medical issues sound like sexual innuendos/jokes)

    • @misswordlesswonder
      @misswordlesswonder 2 роки тому +3

      Omg this comment has 911 likes!

    • @lemonlimeenzyme569
      @lemonlimeenzyme569 2 роки тому +2

      *Not anymore.*

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 2 роки тому +10

      Well they're being humorous about it because it actually wasn't a medical emergency, Phil just thought it was in the moment because he's a hypochondriac.

    • @pillowvibes
      @pillowvibes 8 місяців тому +3

      to be fair, this is also a story of Phil putting something in his mouth that he shouldn’t have and having an undesirable result when he swallows the goo that comes out of it, he basically walked right into it

  • @ren6062
    @ren6062 3 роки тому +7186

    Dan telling Phil to go get his glasses just so he can hide the pig is killing me

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 3 роки тому +138

      we have the same profile picture and i was sitting here wondering how tf me in the past made this comment

    • @ren6062
      @ren6062 3 роки тому +81

      @@winnie_the_bleh omg that’s hilarious I would’ve been so confused 😆

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 3 роки тому +65

      @@ren6062 confused doesn't even begin to describe it 😭 but nice pfp mate 😏

    • @ren6062
      @ren6062 3 роки тому +65

      @@winnie_the_bleh thank you friend, you have great taste ☺️

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 3 роки тому +116

      this comment thread is so wholesome

  • @alyssamae4
    @alyssamae4 3 роки тому +15076

    Phil is getting scolded for taking the pig but Dan still has the ass chair?!

    • @one_smol_duck
      @one_smol_duck 3 роки тому +312

      That is a very good point. The ass chair is way worse than the pig.

    • @gothtokki
      @gothtokki 3 роки тому +519

      Butt chair never dies.

    • @caya6394
      @caya6394 3 роки тому +63

      very good point

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 роки тому +58

      True lol. And I like the pig too

    • @bigtimednp
      @bigtimednp 3 роки тому +28

      That's what I was thinking!!

  • @ajcolher9353
    @ajcolher9353 2 роки тому +751

    Why are paramedics always so god damn attractive? You're at your worst, all poorly and gross, and suddenly there's handsome people in your face? Cruel, is what that is.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 2 роки тому +83

      It's horrible. She was so nice, and I puked onto her shoes.

    • @StuckUnderTheCovers
      @StuckUnderTheCovers Рік тому +57

      Especially night shift ones!!! When the worst and most embarrassing incidents occur!!

    • @Genderanarchy
      @Genderanarchy 8 місяців тому +30

      I was literally septic in the hospital and the HOTTEST nurses possible took care of me the entire stay. I literally smelled like antibiotic and unbathed person. I felt so bad for them

    • @oliverharris60
      @oliverharris60 7 місяців тому +26

      As a non-conventionally attractive person training to be a healthcare professional…glad to be of service for once 😂

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 7 місяців тому +2

      @@baguettegott3409well, if you think about it, it’s probably not the worst thing she had experienced.

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary 3 роки тому +1616

    New Marvel Series: The Adventures of Glue Guy and Deodorant Boy.

    • @AC-ud2gz
      @AC-ud2gz 3 роки тому +94

      i can't believe you missed the alliteration of deodorant dude!!
      a missed opportunity fren

    • @LookingGlassLibrary
      @LookingGlassLibrary 3 роки тому +58

      @@AC-ud2gz LOL. I did consider it, but somehow Dan just doesn't seem like a "dude" person to me.

    • @AC-ud2gz
      @AC-ud2gz 3 роки тому +37

      @@LookingGlassLibrary y'know what that's absolutely fair

    • @natashaO-O
      @natashaO-O 3 роки тому +14

      sounds like a take on mermaid man and barnacle boy

    • @jadecormode2854
      @jadecormode2854 2 роки тому +15

      what about “deodorant dan”?

  • @marysiastrulak124
    @marysiastrulak124 3 роки тому +6173

    “why dan had to call the ambulance” is the new “i nearly blinded myself”

    • @nxellee
      @nxellee 3 роки тому +18

      welp 😔

    • @ryderlead
      @ryderlead 3 роки тому +49

      something about the night changing idk

    • @realityorfiction
      @realityorfiction 3 роки тому +13

      It reminds me of Dan's Airport incident lol

    • @atypical140
      @atypical140 3 роки тому +5

      or the deodorant in the eye

    • @baygoesmoo
      @baygoesmoo 3 роки тому +2

      YES lol

  • @illuminox_764
    @illuminox_764 3 роки тому +3478

    The “dumb ways to die” song LITERALLY tells you not to eat super glue bruh

    • @roxy5759
      @roxy5759 3 роки тому +118

      They literally played both of the games together as well 😂

    • @himynameisdan9259
      @himynameisdan9259 3 роки тому +28

      Fun fact about that song: I’d probably be dead if I hadn’t heard it because I was about to take my toast out with a fork and my friend was like NO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

    • @hollyrussell6599
      @hollyrussell6599 3 роки тому +10

      My older brother took out his toast with two knives when he was about 16 😂

    • @himynameisdan9259
      @himynameisdan9259 3 роки тому +1

      @@nephrite6180 thanks 😈 it’s iconic

  • @IronicallyItsEmily
    @IronicallyItsEmily 3 роки тому +964

    The fact I’ve accidentally consumed super glue on several occasions by doing the exact same thing as Phil and HAVENT thought to go to the hospital is concerning

    • @mustnz998
      @mustnz998 3 роки тому +208

      The fact that you've done it SEVERAL times concerns me. Are you good?

    • @stilesisnotneurotypical
      @stilesisnotneurotypical 2 роки тому +87

      I live in America and have bad health insurance, I could probably eat a whole tube of super glue by accident and not think to go to the hospital.

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 2 роки тому +24

      Whenever I've gotten super glue on my hand I've just.... Chewed it off 😃 and I've probably ate too much of it at this point

    • @Genderanarchy
      @Genderanarchy 8 місяців тому +10

      Just American things

    • @maggielaw6320
      @maggielaw6320 2 місяці тому +1

      This thread is for my fellow Americans, I see

  • @slinky6415
    @slinky6415 2 роки тому +431

    As an american i panicked when they *actually called an ambulance* but then i realized they can do that over there

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 2 роки тому +78

      Literally I was like " but Dan was there couldn't he just drive you" 💀

    • @joop_moonchild
      @joop_moonchild Рік тому +12

      Wait, you can't call an ambulance in America? What if you're dying? I've been in 4 ambulances in my lifetime.

    • @ochahap
      @ochahap Рік тому +44

      @@joop_moonchild you hope you can get someone else to drive you lmao

    • @joop_moonchild
      @joop_moonchild Рік тому +6

      @@ochahap I'm so sorry 😭

    • @TheoStarlight
      @TheoStarlight 8 місяців тому +38

      @@joop_moonchild well, you could, but it'll cost a lot. if you or somebody else can drive instead it's much better

  • @kristenpower9848
    @kristenpower9848 3 роки тому +9583

    Why is this bringing back memories of Dan spraying deodorant in his eye

    • @threecatsinacoat
      @threecatsinacoat 3 роки тому +245

      same vibe of: oh god it's minor but I'm dying

    • @vikcatilhoon
      @vikcatilhoon 3 роки тому +183

      dan and phil and chemicals

    • @c-seoul
      @c-seoul 3 роки тому +37

      same shirt

    • @july_juli
      @july_juli 3 роки тому +15

      That was my first thought!!

    • @dexa6623
      @dexa6623 3 роки тому +32

      I was judging Phil but you reminded me.

  • @yasmin-gr3ff
    @yasmin-gr3ff 3 роки тому +4188

    phil's purpose in dan's life: keep him mentally safe
    dan's purpose in phil's life: keep him physically safe
    (perfectly balanced, as all things should be 👏🏽)

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +2330

    I can't believe it's already been 2 years since they both came out. Now they are independent homeowners! And Dan has a book out! So proud of them living their lives.

    • @HelloKitty60621
      @HelloKitty60621 3 роки тому +96

      TWO YEARS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +15

      @@HelloKitty60621 time flies

    • @cassia-andor6445
      @cassia-andor6445 2 роки тому +7

      I feel like a proud mom.

    • @i_am_leslie1419
      @i_am_leslie1419 2 роки тому +6

      BRO 2 YEARS??? Where’d the time go omfg

    • @faithjp7976
      @faithjp7976 Рік тому +5

      Are they together or just friends ? Proud of them for coming out I haven’t checked in in years

  • @zippyoldschool4557
    @zippyoldschool4557 3 роки тому +614

    The fact the Phil can clearly recall swallowing the glue and afterward STILL went “I must’ve not swallowed it” is baffling to me

  • @doglover299
    @doglover299 3 роки тому +4138

    I ALSO love how dan jumps rapidly between "its not his fault he was sleepy" and also "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

    • @thebeequeen9846
      @thebeequeen9846 3 роки тому +13

      YES AMAZING

    • @SweetPeachteaX
      @SweetPeachteaX 3 роки тому +16

      True love

    • @lithiumkid
      @lithiumkid 3 роки тому +33

      intense gemini energy

    • @OctagonalGolbat
      @OctagonalGolbat 3 роки тому +37

      To be fair I'm the same when my gf gets left and right mixed up while we're in traffic 😅 50% "you've done nothing wrong ever ilu" & 50% "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"

    • @swordlesbian1457
      @swordlesbian1457 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a whole mood.

  • @Prabh_
    @Prabh_ 3 роки тому +5244

    I’m imagining Phil walking into Dan’s room like a child walking to their parent’s room telling them they threw up

    • @eshitab3865
      @eshitab3865 3 роки тому +307

      literally, the walk of shame and everything.

    • @Nico-qb4kp
      @Nico-qb4kp 3 роки тому +44

      Literally

    • @Number-vz3ml
      @Number-vz3ml 3 роки тому +221

      I would take the throw up walk of shame over the "I know I'm supposed to have been sleeping for the past hour but now I've got a plastic bead stuck up my nose lol" walk of shame I did at least twice as a child

    • @JimTom
      @JimTom 3 роки тому +120

      I frew up 🕴

    • @softiejace
      @softiejace 3 роки тому +27

      SAME ENERGY

  • @tlouitas
    @tlouitas 2 роки тому +482

    “I wasn’t thinking straight.”
    No one:
    Dan: _neither of us ever are_

  • @ButterNutSqwoosh
    @ButterNutSqwoosh 3 роки тому +826

    Question of the century: will Dan ever look over the age of 23?

  • @im_a_monsta1913
    @im_a_monsta1913 3 роки тому +7429

    Dan’s real judgey for someone who sprayed deodorant in their eyes 😂

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 3 роки тому +6488

    I can’t believe you robbed us of whenever Phil realized the pig was missing.

    • @kimiandre8300
      @kimiandre8300 3 роки тому +640

      plot twist he still hasnt noticed

    • @jamiegreenberg8476
      @jamiegreenberg8476 3 роки тому +245

      i dont think he ever did bestie

    • @thewinterizzy
      @thewinterizzy 3 роки тому +49

      @@jamiegreenberg8476 the truth do be hurting 😔✌🏻

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx 3 роки тому +220

      he probably only noticed while editing the video, if he even edited it himself. in the case he didn't, then i can't guarantee he has noticed at all lmao

    • @anneonomous4910
      @anneonomous4910 3 роки тому +24

      He probably didn't until editing-

  • @TheOriginalDalamanza
    @TheOriginalDalamanza 3 роки тому +2058

    "I walked in to see Dan again and tapped on the glass"
    phil, you're not supposed to tap on the glass of the tank, it disturbs the dans
    UPDATE: in the latest assumptions video, Phil mentioned Dan has taken up aquascaping. Nice to know he's taking the time to 🌊decorate🌊

  • @2b00bsjohnson
    @2b00bsjohnson 3 роки тому +368

    He said "30th birthday" and every cell in my body froze.
    I have really been watching these strange men on the internet for ten years now.

    • @arlosolace
      @arlosolace Рік тому +10

      it's okay, I literally grew up with them and I forget they're close to my sisters age

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 3 роки тому +5985

    Dan “I sprayed myself in the eye with deodorant” Howell is being very judgy rn 💀

  • @geeelizzy
    @geeelizzy 3 роки тому +1204

    It's honestly a miracle how Phil has survived 34 years of life-

    • @Hana9916
      @Hana9916 3 роки тому +31

      Excuse me how many

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hana9916 how old did you think he was lmao

    • @nxellee
      @nxellee 3 роки тому +3

      it’s a miracle dan has survived 30 years of life.

    • @sophtheloaf4095
      @sophtheloaf4095 3 роки тому +5

      WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE. SOMEONE TELL ME

  • @bronwyn2380
    @bronwyn2380 3 роки тому +856

    as an american it’s lowkey crazy to hear how accessible healthcare is LMAO, i would’ve had to drive myself to the hospital IF i did anything about it💀

    • @user-xu7ig7lc8c
      @user-xu7ig7lc8c 2 роки тому +3

      Its not that good, but still acceptable

    • @uponthebay
      @uponthebay 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-xu7ig7lc8c it depends on where you live and what hospitals are nearby. Some are great, some are terrible

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 2 роки тому +26

      I always think about this, like last year I stabbed myself through the foot with a screwdriver that had resin all over it and I was like welp I don't have insurance so if I die I die

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 Рік тому +8

      Yep. I always try to avoid the doctor and the ER even if I’m really sick because I don’t wanna pay for it, just to get mediocre care/be waiting for four literal days before getting a room just to be told I was slowly dying from a colon infection

    • @bunniikittii
      @bunniikittii Рік тому +6

      FRRRRRR i busted my chin open when I was 13 and I told my mom to just use the medical glue we had to glue it together... and guess what??? I still have a scar but my chin is back to normallll

  • @conversekitty3378
    @conversekitty3378 2 роки тому +140

    Just imagine. Being able. To call an ambulance. Over that. And not owing 1000 dollars. Like. Mind blown.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton Рік тому +21

      Isn't that just something normal?
      Oh wait, you must be from the USA.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MicukoFelton😭😭

  • @the-paige-gonzales
    @the-paige-gonzales 3 роки тому +3254

    Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories” BRO THAT IS YOUR ENTIRE CAREER AND HAS BEEN FOR A DECADE 🤣🤣

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 3 роки тому +68

      Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories”
      also Phil: has a writing degree

    • @gl4ssmooshr00m
      @gl4ssmooshr00m 3 роки тому +36

      @@Scrofar pretty sure it's an english degree instead of writing :) lol

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 3 роки тому +5

      Literally he was so flustered this whole video lmaoo

  • @bunniesprout9754
    @bunniesprout9754 3 роки тому +2909

    Phil: "Can Dan come I'm scared ;--;"
    Paramedic: Haha, no.

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 3 роки тому +24

      @George Washington simp

    • @brooklynnbailey4356
      @brooklynnbailey4356 3 роки тому +11

      @George Washington 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @thebrownieman5293
      @thebrownieman5293 3 роки тому +7

      @George Washington he clearly isn’t. Thankfully that carrot has less power now

    • @msnlitadventures9597
      @msnlitadventures9597 3 роки тому +14

      @George Washington
      Person 1: comments dialogue from video
      Person 2: completely unrelatedly brings up the US government under a video by two British dudes
      Makes complete sense...

    • @nisehenso
      @nisehenso 3 роки тому +3

      Guys it's a troll or a bot, just ignore and comment on the video.

  • @moonflower9035
    @moonflower9035 3 роки тому +812

    Dan: I packed Phil’s bag, phone, phone charger-
    Phil: My phone was on 1% so I couldn’t use it

    • @depressedcolombian1999
      @depressedcolombian1999 3 роки тому +160

      Dan wasn't able to give Phil his bag, because he wasn't allowed in the ambulance with Phil

  • @Ellie-ex4sf
    @Ellie-ex4sf 3 роки тому +499

    everyone bringing up Dan spraying deodorant in his eye is sENDING ME

  • @lpodverde
    @lpodverde 3 роки тому +3881

    I now see why Phil has week long birthday celebrations, it's a feat he survived another year. It's remarkable he made it to 34.

  • @airemagic
    @airemagic 3 роки тому +4129

    i love that dan is just being like “u colossal idiot” while also clearly being very worried abt phil bc thats a mood

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 3 роки тому +892

    It is just now occurring to me that every single line in Dumb Ways to Die ("eat a tube of superglue" among them) sounds like something Phil would do.

    • @relatableusername
      @relatableusername 3 роки тому +20

      I actually sang that when I heard he did a strange swallow

    • @kisbored2189
      @kisbored2189 3 роки тому +2

      that was my first thought lol

    • @morganator1
      @morganator1 2 роки тому +25

      "i wonder what's this red button do?"

  • @kayleigh.b7714
    @kayleigh.b7714 3 роки тому +491

    As a current student paramedic I can tell you it's definitely not the weirdest thing they would have seen and fyi I would actually die if I turned up to a job and it was phil lester choking on super glue

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 2 роки тому +36

      "oh yeah I fell on this shampoo bottle while I was in the shower, totally"

    • @graciegalahad9258
      @graciegalahad9258 Рік тому +5

      @@two5arin893 not the shampoo bottle in the shower lmao-

    • @TheVikingWolf12
      @TheVikingWolf12 Рік тому +13

      True. Not a paramedic, but I had to take a friend to ER cause he shoved a riffle bullet up his rear.
      Fun times.

    • @spooky3785
      @spooky3785 6 місяців тому +1

      Omg don't worry, there was a student paramedic for a family member and someone also just had their literal bird out. The student got to hold it and everything 😂

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary 3 роки тому +4086

    At this point, I’m just gonna comment "they are two halves of one whole idiot" on every joint video they put out because it’s always going to apply.

    • @alirayburn8421
      @alirayburn8421 3 роки тому +15

      I get that reference

    • @catsmith8520
      @catsmith8520 3 роки тому +12

      My laptop is so grateful I hadn't sipped yet when I read this! x

  • @amandafitch2093
    @amandafitch2093 3 роки тому +3906

    Daniel, we haven’t forgotten that time you sprayed deodorant in your eye.

    • @chaoslady9784
      @chaoslady9784 3 роки тому +140

      And rubbed it

    • @Eszter135
      @Eszter135 3 роки тому +45

      Finally, a worthy opponent

    • @ajaxc766
      @ajaxc766 3 роки тому +24

      or stepped on a bauble

    • @chaoslady9784
      @chaoslady9784 3 роки тому +28

      @@ajaxc766 I swear these men are just like me and clumsy as all hell just yesterday I kicked an ironing board me Dan and Phil should be wrapped in a layer of bubble wrap

    • @daniellej1543
      @daniellej1543 3 роки тому +1

      AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jahanarahgraham8003
    @jahanarahgraham8003 3 роки тому +549

    The way Dan describes living with Phil sounds like he’s Phil’s parent and I love it 💀💀💀

  • @tabby-two-hearts6819
    @tabby-two-hearts6819 3 роки тому +304

    Dan: *judges Phil for swallowing glue at 2AM*
    Also Dan: *once sprayed anti-perspirant directly into his eye because he procrastinated packing for so long*

  • @dil-707
    @dil-707 3 роки тому +2406

    ARE WE ALL SKIPPING OVER THE FACT THAT DAN SAID “DANISNOTONFIRE” AS HIS CHANNEL NAME????

    • @dil-707
      @dil-707 3 роки тому +59

      21:21

    • @lyricsmind
      @lyricsmind 3 роки тому +71

      Yeah, I was like " what?😯?" I really hope he makes youtube content again🤞

    • @timecrayon
      @timecrayon 3 роки тому +29

      omgs i didn't even notice 😂

    • @zephzephyrus
      @zephzephyrus 3 роки тому +197

      mans forgot he rebranded

    • @dioverboard
      @dioverboard 3 роки тому +10

      OMG I DIDNT NOTICE

  • @TheGraceOfEbonee
    @TheGraceOfEbonee 3 роки тому +917

    "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" is going to become a thing isn't it.

    • @SqualorOpera
      @SqualorOpera 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 роки тому +1

      They should tape the bottle of glue to the paper and stick it on their wall.
      Source: I wrote "CAUTION" on a triangular piece of cardboard and stuck it on my bedroom wall; I had cut said piece from a shipping box, slicing my leg open in the process.

    • @oxfordisacoyote
      @oxfordisacoyote 3 роки тому +22

      Is "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" officially a pRoTiP??

    • @dalehanna01
      @dalehanna01 3 роки тому +5

      maybe this will one day replace DDDNE (dead dove, do not eat)

    • @myahitt1247
      @myahitt1247 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t give us ideas

  • @sofiakontomisios3694
    @sofiakontomisios3694 Рік тому +98

    as a raging hypochondriac myself it's kind of nice and comforting to see someone else have the same sort of thought process/panic with any sort of symptom or any sort of situation like this lol

  • @valeries1764
    @valeries1764 3 роки тому +224

    The filter of a handsome medic is so funny I literally cried

  • @lilaroberts8101
    @lilaroberts8101 3 роки тому +2008

    imagining phil walking in with a pale face saying “call 999.” would scare the shit out of me

    • @vanessagripton6718
      @vanessagripton6718 3 роки тому +21

      phil is so scary

    • @trxggerhxppy9257
      @trxggerhxppy9257 3 роки тому +11

      sounds terrifying

    • @yeah8030
      @yeah8030 3 роки тому +11

      @@trxggerhxppy9257 i’m t-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d

    • @kisbored2189
      @kisbored2189 3 роки тому +6

      @@yeah8030 NO

    • @macularius
      @macularius 3 роки тому +24

      "BUT NOT FOR ME"
      and so the question of which one murders the other first was finally answered

  • @katelyn5840
    @katelyn5840 3 роки тому +3400

    “Moral of the story: don’t eat glue”
    I CANT, IM DYING OVER THIS

  • @liamross340
    @liamross340 2 роки тому +121

    i don’t think i’ll ever get over them just casually mentioning they’re gay. like i’m so proud they’re just able and willing to say it randomly

  • @megaphonemedia9878
    @megaphonemedia9878 3 роки тому +157

    Dan went from wearing strictly black to light gray. I’m so proud of his growth💜

  • @confetticupcake
    @confetticupcake 3 роки тому +1710

    “please daddy glue open and give me your secret juice”
    HOW IS THIS MAN A FAMOUS AUTHOR NOW 😟

    • @emoryv.m.4195
      @emoryv.m.4195 3 роки тому +41

      i thought the line would go "please daddy glue open and give me your goo" for full rhyme effect

    • @yukihai
      @yukihai 3 роки тому +8

      Lol because he writes things like that XD

    • @vanessagripton6718
      @vanessagripton6718 3 роки тому +2

      jordyn famous when????

    • @drawingkupfer6967
      @drawingkupfer6967 3 роки тому +6

      We all know he probably started with gay fanfiction.

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 3 роки тому +4

      Probably for reasons exactly like that

  • @jessiebartholomew-smythe8096
    @jessiebartholomew-smythe8096 3 роки тому +1211

    It says a lot about Dan that he calls 3am his ‘evening’

  • @moonstenebrocity
    @moonstenebrocity Рік тому +47

    dan smiling fondly bc of phil being phil every 5 seconds gives me life

  • @taliaa.5471
    @taliaa.5471 2 роки тому +47

    I used to watch Dan and Phil religiously as a teenager and now I check back in every now and then, and somehow, they have ALWAYS just moved

  • @nathair7388
    @nathair7388 3 роки тому +1848

    new merch idea: booty shorts that say "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" in the back

    • @oodlespaos
      @oodlespaos 3 роки тому +57

      My parents would absolutely never allow me to get these even for around the house but I still NEED these to be a thing

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 3 роки тому +38

      Somebody tag dan on Twitter

    • @lithiumkid
      @lithiumkid 3 роки тому +8

      holy shit i need those in my life

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 3 роки тому +4

      I want a pair

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 3 роки тому +6

      Yes please. I do want those to l wear at home where no one will see. I would even buy that on a t shirt.

  • @ravendusk8382
    @ravendusk8382 3 роки тому +147

    "Home owning homosexuals" and "I've never seen an ass that long" two things I'd want written on a hoodie. 😅

  • @tessabio679
    @tessabio679 3 роки тому +164

    15:41 "Can Dan come, I am scared" that is so cute, I keep repeating it =)) Anyways, love you guys stories as always, please stay safe !!

  • @thegrxve
    @thegrxve 3 роки тому +6535

    with tears in my eyes, he still uses the 8$ firework effect

    • @theartistmo6248
      @theartistmo6248 3 роки тому +625

      I can’t believe someone else remembers that lmao, I’m glad those $8 dollars didn’t go to waste

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 3 роки тому +385

      He's getting his money's worth even now

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 3 роки тому +56

      RIGHT

    • @jamiejo2000
      @jamiejo2000 3 роки тому +38

      I’m not gonna cry

    • @willowthegobbo
      @willowthegobbo 3 роки тому +106

      Don't cry..... craft

  • @KelseyDavis12895
    @KelseyDavis12895 3 роки тому +413

    Honestly I relate to your “mild hypochondria” and ability to spiral into a panic over your health. I love that you’re able to laugh about it and translate to something genuinely entertaining, because I know how real that fear can be in the moment. I’ve had my fair share of moments 😅

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 3 роки тому +3

      ME TOO!!!

    • @meggz35
      @meggz35 3 роки тому +9

      Literally same. Once had a panic attack and completely convinced myself it was a heart attack and nearly called an ambulance. Husband got me to calm down and realize that the more I calmed down, the better I felt - which wouldn't happen with a heart attack lmao. I have all the sympathy for Phil!

    • @amandaisnotwriting
      @amandaisnotwriting 2 роки тому +6

      I've been to the emergency room for anxiety about my health at least 4 times so like.... same, anxiety disorders fucking SUCK especially when they translate into hypochondria and freaking out over the smallest things q.q

    • @theliffemonster
      @theliffemonster 2 роки тому +4

      I’ve had an ambulance come out for a panic attack and the regret set in almost as soon as I saw them pull up

    • @wesailtheseas
      @wesailtheseas 2 роки тому

      Not me with actual health issues and still doing bad things cause it’s cheaper than the one time (a week ago) things went bad and I went to the hospital while visiting my family lol

  • @lakeofavalon2005
    @lakeofavalon2005 3 роки тому +142

    I guess Phil’s joke in the haircut video about sneaking the golden pig into the new house wasn’t a joke after all…

  • @ConniSmiley
    @ConniSmiley 3 роки тому +1487

    "I wasn't thinking straight..." "Phil, we both had this moment in 2019. We're gay." "I'm ThiNkiNg GaY..."
    Idk why that was so hilarious and adorable but it was

    • @KazKindred613
      @KazKindred613 3 роки тому +35

      The fact that every Dan and phil stan is gay now is fitting and very funny

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear con

  • @caffeinefiendd
    @caffeinefiendd 3 роки тому +832

    _me, seeing on twitter that they moved in successfully:_ aw i’m glad it went well and they survived
    this video: lol u thought

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 роки тому +3

      I mean, you were right about the second thing...

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 6 місяців тому +11

    naughty! do not eat!

  • @corarose126
    @corarose126 3 роки тому +149

    dw phil, Pitbull’s “been there, done that” so you’re not alone

  • @shweeneex
    @shweeneex 3 роки тому +4339

    My first thought was just "of course he did"
    Edit: fuck I forgot it unlikes it..FAQ

    • @el02
      @el02 3 роки тому +14

      typical dan ig

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 3 роки тому +8

      SAME LMAO

    • @maybecalyx
      @maybecalyx 3 роки тому +2

      100 Likes in 2 minutes-

    • @natalieclaire6047
      @natalieclaire6047 3 роки тому +22

      It’s something that feels so normal for him knowing how clumsy the both are lmfaoo

    • @yupluto4843
      @yupluto4843 3 роки тому +1

      RIGHT???

  • @PureMossy
    @PureMossy 3 роки тому +911

    Phil really said “god has let me live another day and I’m about to make it Dan’s problem.”

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 роки тому +97

    21:20 he called it “Dan is not on fire” omg throwback 🥺 💕

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 3 роки тому +136

    Everyone in the comments: dan you hypocrite you sprayed deodorant in your eye
    Glad to see we're not letting him get away with that

    • @ashisnotok7106
      @ashisnotok7106 2 роки тому +3

      It was years ago but he will never live it down

  • @Curlyfries1158
    @Curlyfries1158 3 роки тому +1530

    Why do I feel like Dan acted like a husband whose wife went into labor.

  • @olivergullikson2080
    @olivergullikson2080 3 роки тому +525

    I’ve missed having to dramatically adjust my volume whenever dan speaks

  • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
    @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 3 роки тому +50

    i love how lion is still in the background, even after all these years

  • @popliuythj
    @popliuythj 3 роки тому +71

    Paramedic Fabio, instead of using a stretcher, just carries Phil down to the wambulance with his anime muscles and asks how he can help Phil
    "I swallowed glue D: "

  • @Harri_James
    @Harri_James 3 роки тому +655

    The contrast between Phil thinking he swallowed glue and asking Dan to call 999 but the time he passed out twice and was like 'No it's fine, I just need toast.'

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 3 роки тому +66

      The difference between anxious person coherent enough to convince themselves they dying, and anxious person who isnt coherent enough to think anything other than hmm no that would e a bother.
      Like the slightest thing has sent me into panic, but I got bitten by a dog and decided while in shock that calling my mother would be causing a bother, so I walked in to the shop down the road with blood dripping along with me (small nip on my finger but it was a ten minute walk lmao) and asked for a plaster lmao

    • @Harri_James
      @Harri_James 3 роки тому +33

      @@remusteahan3521 It is funny what shock can do. I fell and badly cut up my face while walking to work a few years ago and people came to ask to help I was like 'No I'm fine, I'll just sit here on the footpath for a bit thanks.' One woman eventually convinced me to let her drive me the rest of the way to work...and they took one look at my still bleeding face and sent me home (well actually a colleague drove me to my GP which was across the road from my house). It hadn't occurred to me that I couldn't just go in and continue I with my day (it later turned out I had a concussion as well, haha)

    • @lilliematthews7922
      @lilliematthews7922 3 роки тому +18

      @@Harri_James A guy crashed his motorcycle outside the public library I used to work at. He came in, covered in blood, and asked for a Bandaid. We didn’t have any big enough to cover his entire body so we called an ambulance. They sent two for some reason.

    • @elli3352
      @elli3352 3 роки тому +1

      I'm just like Phil a bit of a hypochondriac myself and I get panic attacks quite frequently. In my experience if you are really stressed you get panic attacks more often so that might also be a contributing factor in why he thought he was fine when he passed out from the migrane and him thinking he will die when he swollowed a bit of glue, he was just more stressed in general thus a bigger overreaction.

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 3 роки тому +1701

    Not to be too 2015 but “can Dan come I’m scared” was very sweet

    • @Chloe-jl6jo
      @Chloe-jl6jo 3 роки тому +20

      So cute

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 роки тому +18

      Its just about needing that support bby

  • @asholeary1188
    @asholeary1188 2 місяці тому +6

    “Why couldn’t you have swallowed the glue at 7 am”😂

  • @hopedavids2310
    @hopedavids2310 3 роки тому +85

    When I watch Phil I literally feel like I'm watching a Sesame Street special about trying to teach kids that it's important to not panic in scary situations. Thanks for being the Mr. Rogers of UA-cam, Phil.

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches 3 роки тому +1540

    Dan and Phil: buy and get a whole house built
    Also Dan and Phil: let’s just super glue the broken glasses

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 3 роки тому +32

      getting new glasses takes a lot of work ok

    • @ginime_
      @ginime_ 3 роки тому

      Lol they spent all their money on the new house duh

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah 3 роки тому +1504

    Phil: *in an ambulance after eating glue, getting his mask stuck in the blood pressure machine*
    Dan, watching from afar: 🧍‍♂️🦊

  • @miloislame
    @miloislame 3 роки тому +30

    I had a hot paramedic while being driven to the mental hospital, so I feel you

  • @liam560
    @liam560 3 роки тому +86

    As yes, Sappho and her friend. We're, *clears throat* associates.

  • @freijapersson305
    @freijapersson305 3 роки тому +679

    Dan and Phil: Complaining for years about ambulances in the middle of the night
    Dan and Phil now: Are the ones calling an ambulance in the middle of the night

    • @helenanaubert7045
      @helenanaubert7045 3 роки тому +59

      Character growth 😌

    • @arkhamayden
      @arkhamayden 3 роки тому +38

      Their arc furthers

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 3 роки тому +37

      I would say character development but I think that's going in the wrong direction

    • @xFanysk
      @xFanysk 3 роки тому +38

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 🤷

    • @prettyupsetnerd5118
      @prettyupsetnerd5118 3 роки тому +10

      corruption arc

  • @meredithclaire2372
    @meredithclaire2372 3 роки тому +1445

    This golden pig saga is thrilling, glad she’s okay

    • @isle-unto-thyself
      @isle-unto-thyself 3 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @mqddie
      @mqddie 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly aren't we all glad she's ok 😌✋🏼

  • @ralucastan1691
    @ralucastan1691 3 роки тому +94

    Ted Mosby's mother once said 'nothing good happens after 2 am' and once again she was right.

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 Рік тому +23

    I hope to have a friendship like this one day. I hope one day, I can have someone who will call an ambulance if I do something stupid.

  • @BriJBabe1234
    @BriJBabe1234 3 роки тому +1715

    A long time ago Louise said that she’d call Dan in an emergency versus Phil, and to this day she’s correct (as exemplified by Dan’s packing of Phil’s bag)

  • @marsvilla7128
    @marsvilla7128 3 роки тому +890

    Phil was having the cheesy movie moment of oops I'm so clumsy in front of a hot guy with his mask getting stuck and meanwhile Dan was living the final scene from Fleabag

    • @Nush
      @Nush 3 роки тому +6

      This made me CACKLE lmao

    • @lovecleric
      @lovecleric 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME

    • @alexismaldonado9129
      @alexismaldonado9129 3 роки тому +6

      Wtf I was thinking of fleabag too😂😂😭

  • @taylorgriffin9362
    @taylorgriffin9362 3 роки тому +19

    That hospital go bag is such an act of love 😂

  • @lewlavabra6811
    @lewlavabra6811 3 роки тому +18

    as an ER doctor... i might accidentally giggle if you come in for a "swallowed superglue" complaint at 3 iN THE MORNING

  • @ald00I
    @ald00I 3 роки тому +1914

    Dan "deodorant in my eye" howell and phil "i ate superglue" lester
    they really are a perfect couple

  • @lizhall1219
    @lizhall1219 3 роки тому +3509

    As a paramedic’s daughter, I can literally imagine this story being told at every friend or familial event the medics go to ever

    • @roet8792
      @roet8792 3 роки тому +201

      This absolutely would be on my dads list of stupidest calls he’s ever gotten lmao

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 3 роки тому +58

      Lmao Medical Professionals’ Children Conference

    • @lizhall1219
      @lizhall1219 3 роки тому +53

      @@skykrasher4475 We all sit in a circle and tell the stories we've heard about 14 times

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 3 роки тому +21

      @@lizhall1219 And laugh at stupid patients

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 3 роки тому +7

      @@lizhall1219 I didn’t know this was a thing but I’m not surprised

  • @AmyAberrant
    @AmyAberrant 3 роки тому +49

    “You’re good at holding it together cus you’re full of glue” 😅😅

  • @Zozu2001
    @Zozu2001 3 роки тому +172

    Intro with Dan and once again, Phil can’t finish a sentence without devolving into giggles.... these two are adorable
    Edit: I missed the two of them talking over each other about two completely different things 😂

  • @emerdoherty720
    @emerdoherty720 3 роки тому +2282

    phil: [survives global pandemic]
    also phil: [ingests glue]