This Low Budget Movie Is a Disaster

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 36 тис.

  • @bug3954
    @bug3954 5 років тому +16387

    Girl: I want my mom :(
    Dad: no
    *roll credits*

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 років тому +453

      LOL after all that, what the heck as the ending?

    • @zt3853
      @zt3853 5 років тому +19

      2 likes away from 1k

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 5 років тому +156

      *_ON THE DANCE FLOOR PLAYS_*

    • @Kat21
      @Kat21 5 років тому +64

      OhNoItsMaya _ and the credits song is 5:00

    • @ipromiseimtrying
      @ipromiseimtrying 4 роки тому +25

      What a great ending!

  • @rodlp1423
    @rodlp1423 4 роки тому +13175

    When you buy high school musical from wish

  • @gh0stpuppi333
    @gh0stpuppi333 Рік тому +4226

    If someone stole 90k from me in this economy, I’d probably die from stress too

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +1068

    I actually kind of unironically love Joey. She’s a 12 year old mafia boss who goes around using random deadly shit to track down the guy that killed her dad and manages a dance team on the side. That’s fucking insane and I love it.

    • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
      @bridgidthepirateelf4135 Місяць тому +23

      Also keeps extremely dangerous animals in her pockets like they are lint or something.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 13 годин тому

      Get that bag, girlboss punisher

  • @adyingcactus701
    @adyingcactus701 4 роки тому +6001

    As someone that is dead, I can confirm that I died from the stress of someone stealing 90k from me 12 years ago.

  • @willowbranch2941
    @willowbranch2941 4 роки тому +8976

    It wasn’t the little girl singing, it was the ghosts

  • @thatgayflareon
    @thatgayflareon Рік тому +3910

    I love joey she’s so funny she’s literally a 12 year old mob boss. And the fact that she threatened to kill the wiggys HAD ME WHEEZING.

    • @modricsgf
      @modricsgf Рік тому +137

      joey is a girlboss

    • @thatgayflareon
      @thatgayflareon Рік тому +17

      @@modricsgf Fr

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому +49

      ​@sara ☆ now that's the real definition of girl boss lol not some Karen trying to run a mlm pyramid scheme lol

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 10 місяців тому

      She is part of the mafia, no matter which rank, she's part of it

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@fordshojoe8080calm down. You can support women without trashing other women to feel better about yourself. Maybe take more than two seconds to think on your own and you'll come to s different conclusion why young women trapped in abusive marriages often go for MLM.

  • @TheSouthernPreppy
    @TheSouthernPreppy Рік тому +1702

    As a dancer I confirm: One kid fell off the stage once and we wasn’t allowed to do it again. One kid hit his head so hard he got a cucussion but we weren’t allowed to do it again.
    Moral of the story:
    Dance judges and stage crew don’t give a shit

    • @cursedcat__
      @cursedcat__ Рік тому +76

      I'm autistic and I have no idea if you're being serious or not

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 11 місяців тому +70

      ​@@cursedcat__I think they're being serious because of the little end note (about directors) because that is true

    • @RKSTUFF357
      @RKSTUFF357 8 місяців тому +1

      @@forthelowpriceof4.99 bro just copy/pasted the same thing twice

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 7 місяців тому

      ​@@RKSTUFF357?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@cursedcat__ bruh you don't need to find a reason to announce your self diagnosis everywhere for attention. This is hard to tell for literally anyone because there's no tone of voice online. Calm down, you ain't special

  • @fletchling3371
    @fletchling3371 4 роки тому +10007

    The moral of the story is when you get stressed, you have two options: Hinduism or death.

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 роки тому +64

      @@applebottomjeansss checks out

    • @Missy-zz6ll
      @Missy-zz6ll 4 роки тому +114

      *That_Gamer_Stardust* really? A lot of my family is Hindu as well, we always say it’s to represent your third eye. This is really interesting not even being sarcastic.

    • @MsSheerAwesomeness
      @MsSheerAwesomeness 4 роки тому +55

      @@Missy-zz6ll this is correct. Unmarried girls wear the bindi (dot) as well.

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 роки тому +45

      @@Missy-zz6ll I think there are multiple divisions that use it in different ways. It is traditionally applied for a wedding, so it's easy for some regions to develop its meaning to be exclusive to that. Then you have some that use it to represent clairvoyance. And yet some others say it is for the married and the 'pure of mind,' aka young girls who are not romantically available.

    • @Missy-zz6ll
      @Missy-zz6ll 4 роки тому +22

      @Lzy G that makes sense. For us, whenever we go to temples, or to celebrate other religious holidays , we put it on again for the third eye. It’s interesting how it’s interpreted differently

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 4 роки тому +7223

    The main girl: "I wish I had my mother back"
    The father: "I can't do that"
    The creepy little girl: *steps out of hell's portal* "I can help"

    • @sugarbunnyy
      @sugarbunnyy 4 роки тому +297

      Basically the plot to Beetlejuice

    • @simplyawful543
      @simplyawful543 4 роки тому +103

      The family of dead people can help

    • @yeet.o6253
      @yeet.o6253 4 роки тому +44

      O O O O O EEEYYAAA

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 4 роки тому +58

      Make this the end of the movie and we got ourselves a sequel

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 4 роки тому +3

      Yeet .o lmao

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Рік тому +771

    Okay so the little girl was DEFINITELY played as if she’s half 5 yo and half old Jewish aunt who’s seen too much. Everything she said brought me straight back to ANY dinner at my grandmothers house

    • @haywire-hatred6787
      @haywire-hatred6787 10 місяців тому +55

      Jew here- absolutely! I think we all have an aunt like that lol- with varying levels of smoker voice

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 2 дні тому

      somebody's Jewish aunt was reincarnated as that girl

  • @tjmauser6954
    @tjmauser6954 Рік тому +445

    I love the concept of a character just finding religion halfway in a movie and doesn’t effect the plot

  • @freddiemercury1830
    @freddiemercury1830 4 роки тому +5920

    "What show is pinning 20 y/o against literal middle schoolers"
    America's/Britain's got talent.

  • @notevenachannel4038
    @notevenachannel4038 4 роки тому +5025

    I like how they gloss over how The dad did a crime and everyone is ok with gifts

  • @dahliatorchia2261
    @dahliatorchia2261 Рік тому +465

    I remember watching this when I had the flu and I had convinced myself that I made this entire movie up. Good to know that it was an actual movie

    • @jasonluvsbricks1843
      @jasonluvsbricks1843 Рік тому +8

      So true

    • @RustyOatmeal12
      @RustyOatmeal12 Рік тому +11

      Oh my god same

    • @biker_buckets3629
      @biker_buckets3629 11 місяців тому +14

      Same dude, I was buggin out my mind one time and saw this, and I shit you not I thought it was a fake film my mind made up.

  • @sydneyhuff6976
    @sydneyhuff6976 Рік тому +209

    I had 2 southern grandmas with big purses. Pulling out eels, snakes and poison out of bags isn’t out of the realm of possibilities- trust me. My grandma once pulled out a full box of a mans ashes as a threat.

    • @ritapizza821
      @ritapizza821 6 місяців тому +33

      why
      why did she have that😨

    • @Fionnlaagh
      @Fionnlaagh 3 місяці тому +25

      @@ritapizza821I think a better question is why she was using it as a threat

    • @MrUNNPforjustic
      @MrUNNPforjustic Місяць тому +19

      SHES GONNA PUT THE MALOINKI'S ON THEM

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Місяць тому +7

      @@Fionnlaagh I think a better question is HOW she was planning to harm them with it. Is it strictly just I'll throw person ashes on you and that'll be VERY icky? I assume so at least

    • @shaunieluvsFAH4
      @shaunieluvsFAH4 9 днів тому +2

      I aspire to be as cool as your grandma

  • @emilyoliver3004
    @emilyoliver3004 4 роки тому +5477

    “AlL I wAnNa Do Is SiNg
    AlL i WaNnA dO iS dAnCe”
    Pure masterpiece

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 роки тому +8570

    "He was so stressed out that he died" honestly same.

  • @voidtelevision7468
    @voidtelevision7468 Рік тому +143

    As a dancer, it actually makes sense that they didn't start freaking out when the lights flicker. One of the things that you learn is to keep going like nothing's wrong

  • @Gnimaerd
    @Gnimaerd Місяць тому +39

    Can't believe Danny left out one of the wildest aspects of this film, which is that The Wiggies are all meant to be sisters - it's implied that they were all adopted by Mr Wiggie and his wife for the express purpose of forming a teen girl pop group.

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 4 дні тому +1

      He literally said at the beginning that Mr. Wiggie is their dad

  • @sav3728
    @sav3728 4 роки тому +18185

    why does Joey, this 12 year old girl, talk and act like she's in the mafia

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 роки тому +1437

      Nah she talks and acts like a scumbag agent. They just tend to do some work for the mafia on the side.

    • @lianarice
      @lianarice 4 роки тому +965

      For me it seems like she’s trying to talk like Danny Devito. I dunno this show is weird

    • @Amanda-dg3nv
      @Amanda-dg3nv 4 роки тому +362

      Savanna Sanders no clue maybe she has a family in the mafia

    • @oldacc2584
      @oldacc2584 4 роки тому +339

      Must be from Jersey😂

    • @haileyvines9171
      @haileyvines9171 4 роки тому +504

      Oh its because she got really stressed and turned into the mafia. Its another side effect that she didn't address in this movie but yeah

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 роки тому +5284

    Joey’s like twelve, why does she look and sound like every New York Italian mob boss from every mob movie ever

    • @guyunderdannysdesk7306
      @guyunderdannysdesk7306 3 роки тому +449

      She’s obviously a mob boss 🙄🤚 next question

    • @lucyhess6101
      @lucyhess6101 3 роки тому +205

      Plot twist: joeys dad is scarface

    • @randomperson-vv5oq
      @randomperson-vv5oq 3 роки тому +27

      @@lucyhess6101 snorky

    • @mioafox
      @mioafox 3 роки тому +58

      @@lucyhess6101 Or maybe Vampire Dad? *cue jingle*

    • @zoombini1831
      @zoombini1831 3 роки тому +16

      @@randomperson-vv5oq I can’t fuckin believe Al Capone preferred that over Scarface

  • @cleowithmayo9359
    @cleowithmayo9359 Рік тому +328

    Holy shit, we asked my Mum to buy this movie from the dollar bin of Walmart when I was a kid, and I remember staring at the front and back cover (which had some weird ass pictures on the back) but we never watched this movie. Eventually, when we moved, we got rid of it. Good to know we didn't miss out on anything.

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 9 місяців тому +27

      Bro don’t lie to yourself, you missed out on a *lot*

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 7 місяців тому +15

      ummmmm, excuse me???? you missed out on Joey, the BEST character in cinematic history! shaking my smh rn fr omfg. 🙄🤧💀

    • @citrusplantsam1996
      @citrusplantsam1996 6 днів тому +1

      The dollar bin of Walmart is a whole different world.

  • @zhehattermann
    @zhehattermann Рік тому +425

    I thought this movie was actually going to be a disaster, but instead I saw Joey, the most sigma chad in cinematic history

  • @LouMoss31
    @LouMoss31 5 років тому +8435

    “He was so stressed out that he died.”
    What a mood.

    • @xxsuniinightsxx1256
      @xxsuniinightsxx1256 4 роки тому +33

      Lindsay Moss yes.

    • @LinkCanSign
      @LinkCanSign 4 роки тому +69

      *slow nodding*

    • @lauriecadet2492
      @lauriecadet2492 4 роки тому +46

      Me thinking about school staring in a few weeks

    • @Vjokja_Yudkviqr_Llbjrankj
      @Vjokja_Yudkviqr_Llbjrankj 4 роки тому +7

      Oh god, oh no! 😂😂😂😂

    • @kinashianzu
      @kinashianzu 4 роки тому +32

      Once there was an ugly barnacle
      He was so ugly he was so stressed that he died
      Words of wisdom from:
      Patrick star

  • @jinoratheairnomad9777
    @jinoratheairnomad9777 3 роки тому +13872

    The little girl got her hauntingly angelic voice in the final performance from the dead people she speaks to.

    • @hexinthelilypond4213
      @hexinthelilypond4213 3 роки тому +720

      they complain because she keeps using them for hauntingly angelic performances. This was the 6th time :(

    • @BloodForTheUnion
      @BloodForTheUnion 3 роки тому +97

      WAIT NO PLEASE DONT I DIDNT MEAN IT

    • @azulaazula5901
      @azulaazula5901 3 роки тому +485

      “I’ll put the Maloikies on you!”
      The maloikies: dude stop promising people we’ll do shit like that we just wanna go back to being ghosts fuck off

    • @river5368
      @river5368 3 роки тому +34

      Was it the wiggies

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 2 роки тому +26

      Actually makes sense lmaooo

  • @_notquitehuman_
    @_notquitehuman_ Рік тому +100

    21:42 ok I have a liiitle nitpick. the grandpa says "even the wiggies are coming(to the party)" like it's a big reason to go to the party as if they haven't been the worst to the main girls for the whole movie. she's already hesitant, but knowing that your rivals/bullies are going to be there would make me absolutely stay home like what

  • @nickidawn00
    @nickidawn00 6 місяців тому +52

    it’s been 4 years and i just realized she’s saying malocchios which is like an evil eye

  • @addi2356
    @addi2356 3 роки тому +4849

    The end of the movie:
    “I want my dead mother back”
    “I’m sorry I can’t do that”
    🎶 OH OH OH EYEAAAAAHH🎶
    22:00

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 4 роки тому +34950

    I get the impression that this movie was made specifically so that somebody's daughter and her friends could be in it.

    • @kitsilanocat
      @kitsilanocat 4 роки тому +2794

      Why is this so accurate?

    • @evastarman2735
      @evastarman2735 4 роки тому +1293

      That is how every movie is made in my country and it's sad

    • @evastarman2735
      @evastarman2735 4 роки тому +657

      @@artdeco777 Croatia and it's a bad country and that's why many people are moving to other countries

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому +123

      @@evastarman2735 Croatia is a bad country? Lol.

    • @slicepie410
      @slicepie410 4 роки тому +121

      @@evastarman2735 wdym its bad? I went there it was nice

  • @jackjackbt
    @jackjackbt Рік тому +103

    No, the real lesson of the movie is:
    Dumb is dumb and there ain’t nothing dumber

    • @Kyliebellaa
      @Kyliebellaa Місяць тому +1

      STOP THIS J BROUGHT ME BACK i need to rewatch this

  • @onestevewaffles
    @onestevewaffles Рік тому +107

    I love how there is no elaboration on Joey having a LITERAL EEL in her pocket and attacking people in it like WHAT?

  • @exsalrical83
    @exsalrical83 4 роки тому +4856

    That awkward moment when you steal from someone so hard that they die

    • @Kyoung-Ji
      @Kyoung-Ji 4 роки тому +76

      Oof, relatable

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies 4 роки тому +26

      Sewer slide

    • @Malak._.05
      @Malak._.05 4 роки тому +33

      If I had a dime

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 роки тому +41

      “Maybe if I just give it back... okay, that just made it worse.”

    • @donaldtrumpsuglywigthatfla5504
      @donaldtrumpsuglywigthatfla5504 4 роки тому +69

      that awkward moment when the stress of waiting for results for the finalists of a dance competition you and your group participated in causes you to convert to Hinduism

  • @oliviafleming5065
    @oliviafleming5065 5 років тому +6339

    that little manager girl is obviously a mob boss. "swimming with the fishes"? "six feet under"? come on

    • @mxya707
      @mxya707 4 роки тому +133

      Finally someone commented this.

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 4 роки тому +136

      mother earth no she’s not a mob boss she’s a little kid that aspires to be
      a mob boss

    • @beccarenee7931
      @beccarenee7931 4 роки тому +254

      Actually shes a mob boss in training her mom had to do something to pay the bills after her dad got stressed out and died she's gonna take over when her mom gets stressed and dies too

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 4 роки тому +26

      Becca YES

    • @Duhbella
      @Duhbella 4 роки тому +93

      Shes the one that murdered the Meloykies

  • @LauraElizaGenevieve
    @LauraElizaGenevieve Рік тому +137

    Fun fact, the director/writer of this movie is also known for directing Mac and Me and writing Passenger 57

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Рік тому +7

      @@bubbabibleman5970 apparently he has. He made a documentary in 2022 called in search of tomorrow

    • @someguyonyoutube4147
      @someguyonyoutube4147 Рік тому +2

      Oh no, not Mac and Me!

    • @withfam8246
      @withfam8246 8 днів тому +1

      oh, fuck. not Mac and Me.

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 7 місяців тому +95

    3:56 respect to that one Wiggy who just refused to take part in the bullying of these 15 year old kids.

    • @emilyespinal5297
      @emilyespinal5297 3 місяці тому +18

      I remember the plot point that she’s dating Britneys brother

    • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
      @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 2 місяці тому +6

      @@emilyespinal5297 Oh there's actually lore behind it? I thought the actor was just being lazy.

  • @creditsunknown7974
    @creditsunknown7974 3 роки тому +5754

    I want a sequel when its just the Mafia girl hiring multiple assassin's to take out the protagonists dad.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 роки тому +67

      So, like a modern True Grit?

    • @elliebellieboo
      @elliebellieboo 3 роки тому +66

      That would be poggers

    • @alwayssarc
      @alwayssarc 3 роки тому +177

      I want a sequel about that small girls strange powers to see the dead

    • @gingercube688
      @gingercube688 3 роки тому +80

      Joey wouldn't need to hire hitmen - she'd just throw electric eels at them etc

    • @creditsunknown7974
      @creditsunknown7974 3 роки тому +93

      @@gingercube688 You fool, the eels are the hitmen.

  • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
    @justanotheranimeprofilepic 4 роки тому +3439

    Why didn't joey's dad just become Hindu if he was that stressed

    • @beccar7147
      @beccar7147 4 роки тому +96

      just another anime profile pic he wasnt in a dance competition. 🤷‍♀️ it be like that sometimes

    • @peqchii_sxnny2018
      @peqchii_sxnny2018 4 роки тому +8

      @@beccar7147 oml

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 4 роки тому +39

      I think they got robbed and Joey looked to the side after like a minute and he was just straight up dead

    • @urfavford3666
      @urfavford3666 4 роки тому +19

      IM WHEEZING-

    • @mfradicals
      @mfradicals 4 роки тому +10

      I CANT-

  • @Chromecast_Eternal
    @Chromecast_Eternal Рік тому +34

    When I watch low budget movies, i always think "have people never heard of multiple takes!?!?"

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 8 місяців тому +4

      They only rented that theater for two hours they don't have time to film multiple takes!

  • @hart.felt-
    @hart.felt- Рік тому +43

    at 4:58 i counted it, the girl is either singing in one bar of 4 followed by another bar of 3 and then two more bars of 4, or she's singing one bar of seven and two more bars of 4. You can count it either way, they're both technically correct. I think it'd probably be easiest to count it as one bar of 4 and one bar of three though.

  • @radcoon1610
    @radcoon1610 4 роки тому +2511

    "I stole 90k from your friends dad and he died"
    "i hate you because you stole 90k from my friends dad and he died"
    "i'll throw a party"
    "OK"

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 роки тому +38

      @JustASimple Otaku OOH OOH OOH OOH yeEAHHHH

    • @YariAbigailX3
      @YariAbigailX3 3 роки тому +3

      666th like B)

    • @jeeode8289
      @jeeode8289 3 роки тому +8

      I love you now because you threw a party!

    • @tinyblueberry2320
      @tinyblueberry2320 3 роки тому +3

      some people say its just....... *logic.*

    • @joemama2752
      @joemama2752 3 роки тому

      *OK*

  • @puddingpanda3473
    @puddingpanda3473 3 роки тому +2690

    When he left his kids, stole a lot of money, and basically killed a guy, leaving his kid orphaned, but he threw a party.

    • @2uah464
      @2uah464 3 роки тому +74

      yeah, that party made up for all of it

    • @moofusgoofus
      @moofusgoofus 3 роки тому +57

      That must’ve been an awesome party

    • @icypopsicle9082
      @icypopsicle9082 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah, duh. That’s the proper only way to make up for it

    • @itsashplazxxx1649
      @itsashplazxxx1649 3 роки тому +39

      I mean what else could he do? Honestly party’s make up for *everything*
      Trauma? Party.
      Assault? Party.
      Dead? *party*

    • @videogamemusic2962
      @videogamemusic2962 3 роки тому +31

      ItsAshplaz XXX
      Hotel?
      *Party*
      Bet you though I was going to say Trivago.

  • @daisy9479
    @daisy9479 Рік тому +41

    The moral of the story is: the mob'll help you out. Now the girls got a debt on her head

  • @nitsirkroy
    @nitsirkroy Рік тому +29

    The way I GASPED when the guy was her dad is something I’m not exactly proud of as a grown ass woman

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 8 днів тому +1

      I started hitting my desk when I realized. I hate this movie

  • @mygoodfriendcosmo
    @mygoodfriendcosmo 3 роки тому +6819

    so we all sleeping on the fact that joey is a literal 12 year old mafia boss

    • @jmovr92
      @jmovr92 3 роки тому +21

      Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah

    • @o_nyyxx
      @o_nyyxx 3 роки тому +75

      No no.. they’ve got a point

    • @greencatandbluedog
      @greencatandbluedog 3 роки тому +93

      I'm just wondering how the eels didn't drown in her bag

    • @insomniaxe
      @insomniaxe 3 роки тому +59

      An *Italian* mafia boss

    • @SnubMacaroon
      @SnubMacaroon 3 роки тому +9

      Oh god

  • @laurenosborn9606
    @laurenosborn9606 3 роки тому +8239

    “I want you to bring mommy back”
    “Oh honey, I can’t”
    *happy fun music plays* 🕺🕺🕺

    • @alwayssarc
      @alwayssarc 3 роки тому +320

      He wont but the angelic child might

    • @izzaamazing9277
      @izzaamazing9277 3 роки тому +198

      And he's still not in jail for theft

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 2 роки тому +78

      EYY EYY OHOOOOHAAAAAOOOOO

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 роки тому +96

      OH OH OH OH OH EYAAAAAAA

    • @lissywissy1286
      @lissywissy1286 2 роки тому +18

      That’s actually kind sad 😅😂

  • @wetdog8748
    @wetdog8748 6 місяців тому +9

    As a person who’s been in musical theatre and dance since I was like three years old. I think its absolutely hilarious that a major plot point of this movie is their dance being “ruined” because they were SNEEZING, like fr, I’ve known girls who’ve dislocated joints onstage, danced off, popped them back into place offstage and danced back on again, my dance teacher full fuckin boob fell out of her costume because the costume was too small and she put it back in and kept doing her solo, pepper and broken lights are weak shit

  • @howhow2275
    @howhow2275 9 днів тому +10

    Rewatching this in preperation for the croc review o7

  • @barron6821
    @barron6821 5 років тому +4996

    Child:“I want you to bring back my mother”
    Father:“Oh honey I wish I could”
    Background music: OH OH OH OH OH YEA A A A A A

    • @koozboy
      @koozboy 5 років тому +370

      ON THE DANCE FLOOR
      ON THE DANCE FLOOR
      ON THE DANCE FLOOR

    • @barron6821
      @barron6821 5 років тому +187

      koozboy
      THE MUSIC
      THE MUSIC
      THE MUSIC
      THE MUSIC

    • @yqe9752
      @yqe9752 5 років тому +56

      *wait weight wade weet*

    • @briskinner1405
      @briskinner1405 5 років тому +95

      DONT STOP THE MUSIC DONT STOP THE MUSIC YOU KNOW IM COOL BY THE WAY I STEP

    • @artymewmew7393
      @artymewmew7393 5 років тому +83

      HERE THEY COME
      HERE THEY COME
      HERE THEY COME
      HERE THEY COME

  • @ava2529
    @ava2529 4 роки тому +5466

    Britany: “I ain’t your sister and he ain’t your bro *hairflip”*
    Emo kid: *dat kinda hurted me doe 😔*

    • @eatyourcereal4134
      @eatyourcereal4134 4 роки тому +283

      Liek if u crie evry tiem

    • @mo0njelly
      @mo0njelly 4 роки тому +206

      Little ms chili pepper STRUTTIN HER STUFF

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 роки тому +58

      1 like = 1 crie

    • @Straw_berri3
      @Straw_berri3 4 роки тому +138

      “Whoo wee little miss chilli pepper strutting her stuff.”

    • @hartejassekhon8907
      @hartejassekhon8907 4 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

  • @sona635
    @sona635 Рік тому +40

    I feel like a big issue with this movie is it shouldn’t be a kids movie 😭 I feel like it should be a pg-13\pg-ma show 😭😭 like the horse racing addiction, the wig girls already being older like really

    • @sona635
      @sona635 Рік тому +3

      like it shouldn’t have kids acting or anything 😭 but it has a lot more wrong with it anyway

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. 3 місяці тому +2

      Apperently the bars serve mineral water for some reason, and not like alcohol

  • @azul4916
    @azul4916 5 місяців тому +8

    16:42 recently I have been obsessing over snakes and although it’s pretty obvious they wouldn’t use an actual cobra for the movie because that’s super dangerous, it makes me feel funny that they so clearly used a false water cobra, a species so safe that it’s a common pet. But props to them for finding a very safe species who also happens to look like a cobra when they get stressed.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +7184

    Honestly, the five year old who pretends to talk to ghosts and just really wants to hang out with the big kids might be the most realistic character in the movie

    • @Jesus_myGod123
      @Jesus_myGod123 Рік тому +223

      As the youngest sibling in my family who wants to be with the big kids,
      *i use to dress up in adult clothes and try to let them hang out with me*

    • @LoveisStoredInTheLain
      @LoveisStoredInTheLain 11 місяців тому +28

      I love her

    • @boci122
      @boci122 11 місяців тому +51

      True. But, most don't act like 1890s New York kids trying to pedal wares on the sidewalk

    • @gusharman6403
      @gusharman6403 9 місяців тому +72

      I love how she had a New York accent for seemingly no reason.
      I just imagine her saying “AY, the spirits are walking here” because I think that would be hilarious.

    • @LYD7ADE3TZ
      @LYD7ADE3TZ 9 місяців тому +10

      Shes the best

  • @derpypotatollama7815
    @derpypotatollama7815 4 роки тому +2582

    “He was so stressed he died”
    -i felt that-

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 роки тому +45

      **finals week rolls up**

    • @gardensnailll
      @gardensnailll 4 роки тому +14

      He was so ugly that he died

    • @golexgames5094
      @golexgames5094 4 роки тому +2

      The girl kinda reminds me of... me O.O oh F$#k

    • @spinz7306
      @spinz7306 4 роки тому +1

      relatable

    • @BWM896_
      @BWM896_ 4 роки тому +4

      Derpy Potato Llama he should have just turned Hindu

  • @isabellamorfitt841
    @isabellamorfitt841 Рік тому +17

    That manners “song” sounds like it was stolen directly from billion surprise toys headquarters

  • @unknownuserYT2
    @unknownuserYT2 5 місяців тому +132

    Whos watching this in 2024

  • @__faboost__
    @__faboost__ 5 років тому +17626

    im pretty sure the wiggies learned their sabotage tricks from troom troom just saying

  • @Bea-xl9rb
    @Bea-xl9rb 3 роки тому +5250

    Joey could fight Thanos and win, he’d be swimming with the fishes before he could even get the power stone

  • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887
    @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887 Рік тому +33

    3:55 idk why but this part annoys me more than it should. like, the first few girls are singing the word "loser" (one isn't even singing,) and then you can't even tell what the last few are saying. like, why couldn't they just continue with the word "loser"

    • @xstrawberryaveryx9550
      @xstrawberryaveryx9550 3 місяці тому +11

      They say “Geeks” afterwards but very slowly I think.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 2 місяці тому +2

      Reminds me of Pixel Perfect when the Main character band gets thrown out of the club for not knowing how to dance the next to audition just sings "I'm better than you, than you." over and over while dancing well enough for the club owner to accept them.

  • @parkerpeter9218
    @parkerpeter9218 Рік тому +79

    9:10 what's up with this movie and having the costumes of the younger girls being ripped apart? Feels kinda suspicious to me

    • @taratih
      @taratih Рік тому +37

      No cus literally, its not funny and doesnt make you feel concerned for the ripped clothing, it just makes you feel weird and gross because these are little girls in front of ons of grown adults it’s definitely suspicious

    • @parkerpeter9218
      @parkerpeter9218 Рік тому +13

      @@taratih thankfully someone else agrees with me

    • @poubinghe
      @poubinghe Рік тому +17

      fr like.. smth shady was def going on

    • @quangamershyguyyz7166
      @quangamershyguyyz7166 Рік тому +5

      @@parkerpeter9218 No because it’s supposed to be funny and random. There’s nothing shady about it. You’re literally overthinking this.

    • @parkerpeter9218
      @parkerpeter9218 Рік тому

      @@quangamershyguyyz7166 Only a pedo would find that funny, so I guess that says alot about you

  • @psychomanatee3459
    @psychomanatee3459 3 роки тому +3176

    Maybe if Joey's dad became Hindu, he wouldn't have died from stress

    • @cedriceby3052
      @cedriceby3052 3 роки тому +27

      Nice

    • @rdclips3647
      @rdclips3647 3 роки тому +50

      What I do to not stress is jump off the empire state building
      Cause I'm dead

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder 3 роки тому +84

      @@rdclips3647 I'd ask how you're commenting, but you obviously told the girl who talks to ghosts to do it for you

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +17

      PLSS THIS MADE ME HOWL🕳️🚶‍♀️

    • @upsidefrown9431
      @upsidefrown9431 3 роки тому +8

      HahahahahahHAHAHAH I’m laughing this is great

  • @mcgrimyuloll5858
    @mcgrimyuloll5858 4 роки тому +4621

    Random kid: sorry for bumping your elbow.
    Joey: *pulls a Komodo dragon out of her purse casually*

    • @salmonpancakes7008
      @salmonpancakes7008 4 роки тому +257

      Not even a komodo dragon, she pulls out an actual dragon

    • @kooismyuniverse8115
      @kooismyuniverse8115 3 роки тому +34

      Salmon Pancakes right lmao

    • @alexeeee3
      @alexeeee3 3 роки тому +22

      *lol*

    • @gmdoilusdum362
      @gmdoilusdum362 3 роки тому +37

      She pulls out 42069 dragons out of her pocket then pulls out the twin tower

    • @TheRatCollector
      @TheRatCollector 3 роки тому +63

      Random person: **breaths**
      Joey: **casually pulls a machine gun out of her bag**

  • @girlleavemealone--
    @girlleavemealone-- 7 місяців тому +18

    5:50 ok looked it up and a "maloik" is apparently an italian american term for an evil eye or a curse

  • @DemDoolies
    @DemDoolies Рік тому +12

    “At least we don’t clip the microphone every time we harmonize” lmao that is just too good not to mention

  • @junipest9291
    @junipest9291 5 років тому +7379

    Me: “Mom can we go watch HighSchool Musical?”
    Mom: “We have HighSchool Musical at home.”
    HighSchool Musical at home:

    • @DarkLion1
      @DarkLion1 5 років тому +12

      Lol

    • @mia-ze7eu
      @mia-ze7eu 5 років тому +23

      Bud moment

    • @gahnity
      @gahnity 5 років тому +57

      *when you comment the same thing twice and get more likes the second time*
      *B R U H M O M E N T*

    • @mia-ze7eu
      @mia-ze7eu 5 років тому +8

      Gahnity _ that is quite the bruh moment

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 5 років тому +1

      Why did you comment the same thing thrice?

  • @squirtle8060
    @squirtle8060 4 роки тому +2121

    Shes so lucky. My dad left when I was 2. When he came back after 15 years. I loaned him 100 dollars and i haven't seen him since. If he doesn't come back with a party, I'm becoming Hindu.

    • @Fretgoon
      @Fretgoon 4 роки тому +17

      :C

    • @michelinejeancharles3737
      @michelinejeancharles3737 4 роки тому +10

      My dad left me and has,sent came back

    • @fatinzamri432
      @fatinzamri432 4 роки тому +20

      @@talyamoorman9643 I think they meant that she was luckier than that person

    • @airefryer
      @airefryer 4 роки тому +20

      Don't you realize? -I- I mean He got milk

    • @ivelisseperez366
      @ivelisseperez366 4 роки тому +18

      My dad when I was born:
      😗✌
      🏃💨

  • @icarus4302
    @icarus4302 3 місяці тому +10

    The fact that Danny didn't introduce himself as Dancy Gonzalez at the start of the video is a missed opportunity

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs Місяць тому +4

    I love how they've got some of the most endearing, funny child characters in this movie, and then absolutely everything else just sucks. Those poor kids did a great job and they deserved a better movie.

  • @hatanaye
    @hatanaye 3 роки тому +4075

    Imagine dying, and the only alive person you can talk to is a weird child that makes even weirder statements, that spends all of her time trying to join dance groups. I think I would complain too.

    • @thatnerdthing387
      @thatnerdthing387 3 роки тому +73

      Yeah, I’d complain too. Ghosts do be complaining a lot tho

    • @krisreaddesc366
      @krisreaddesc366 3 роки тому +9

      I wanna die again

    • @I_heart_CarmelAkple
      @I_heart_CarmelAkple 2 роки тому +18

      as a dead person, i agree

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 роки тому +9

      Ikr like is Haley Joel Osmandt busy or smth come on

    • @annagreen2851
      @annagreen2851 2 роки тому +9

      Lowkey I now want a movie from the ghosts perspective lol 😅

  • @iamnottweezy
    @iamnottweezy 4 роки тому +2158

    having 90k stolen and dying of stress is every college student

    • @imfam0use
      @imfam0use 4 роки тому +9

      lmao true

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +6

      Lol 90k stolen? You mean a company that gave you 90k with the thought you might pay them back? Lol wow that's rough. If only you had a choice of going or not or maybe even a smaller college that costs less and can get you scholarships... Only in a perfect world I guess.

    • @iamnottweezy
      @iamnottweezy 4 роки тому +36

      @@anthonyhutchins2300 i was just joking around lmao

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +11

      @@iamnottweezy yeah I kind of got that right after posting 😂 I'm very opinionated so I do apologize haha

    • @goobthedestroya
      @goobthedestroya 4 роки тому +13

      Anthony Hutchins Take the stick out of your ass and calm tf down

  • @Astxroidzzz
    @Astxroidzzz 7 місяців тому +15

    “A pause that will cause someone’s social anxiety to double* 😏”
    Bro the captions 😭

  • @SageGilbert191
    @SageGilbert191 2 місяці тому +8

    So he abandoned his family for years
    And then he was forgiven immediately when he bought them a bunch of stuff
    You can… do that?

  • @finley5065
    @finley5065 5 років тому +2254

    You remember when the little girl said "you'll never win with out me!" And then she joins and thEY WON

  • @fishfinnns
    @fishfinnns 2 роки тому +19379

    Joey is the funniest character i've ever seen. A 12 year old mafia boss who wants to manage a dance team is my new goal in life.

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 6 місяців тому +11

    1:17- From now on I’m correcting my boss that I’m not “late,” I’m just “the underdog.”

  • @jiminsaccident7234
    @jiminsaccident7234 Рік тому +18

    21:20 you can’t tell me the son isn’t Danny with Justin bieber hair..

  • @thegrimghoul
    @thegrimghoul 4 роки тому +3142

    The “supernatural” thing is just a 5 year old being a 5 year old

    • @nastassjahall9358
      @nastassjahall9358 4 роки тому +182

      I've yet to have a five year old tell me their going to tell a dead family to curse me, I think you should be concerned.

    • @littlelolita6024
      @littlelolita6024 4 роки тому +91

      It is, and at first I was like so what? But when a movie puts something intentional in, why is it this? Why is it so weirdly specific? It should be insults that reveal more of her character to the audience.

    • @armigeddon4451
      @armigeddon4451 4 роки тому +18

      @@nastassjahall9358 idk man brats tell us that shit all the time

    • @CloudsAndDays
      @CloudsAndDays 4 роки тому +35

      I mean I had my eight year old cousin shout that my six year old cousin ‘Has a small peepee’ in the middle of my grandma’s living room, so I think I trust kids will say just about anything.

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 роки тому +22

      @@CloudsAndDays I think your eight year old cousin might be watching too much Pewdiepie.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 3 роки тому +11732

    This would be the greatest movie ever, if the 5 Ovationists win the contest. And then grandpa gambled away the $1 million prize on horse races.

  • @ignisvividi2400
    @ignisvividi2400 10 місяців тому +14

    Honestly based on all of Danny’s reactions to weird kids in media I can’t wait until his kid starts speaking and shit. Gonna be funny as hell

  • @SmelliesTimes
    @SmelliesTimes Рік тому +14

    10:17 the most accurate Irish representation I’ve ever seen in media

  • @jennadistefano3071
    @jennadistefano3071 3 роки тому +7681

    Fun fact: my 5th grade teacher was on the crew for this movie. My whole 5th grade year was about this movie and meeting the cast lmao

  • @shoolyp
    @shoolyp 3 роки тому +3326

    "mom can we buy highschool musical?"
    "we have highschool musical at home"
    highschool musical at home:

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 роки тому +45

      They aren't even in highschool, would that make it middle school musical?

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 роки тому +22

      @Lia Lozano no I understood the joke, I was just saying

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf 3 роки тому +14

      @Lia Lozano r/ihavereddit

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 3 роки тому +29

      r/thisisntasubredditijustfeltleftout

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc 3 роки тому +10

      @@kakashilover9231✨ m i d d l e s c h o o l m u s i c a l ✨

  • @bluejay9526
    @bluejay9526 5 місяців тому +6

    Hey @DannyGonzalez I know I'm commenting on a 4 year old video, however; at 10:37 you mention the Light switches in the house, while they look like dimmers some dimmers have the ability to be clicked on and off by just pushing on them like a button, I actually use these in my house.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 27 днів тому +1

      yeah but he noted that it didn't click when the character pressed it.

  • @paloma_plum_
    @paloma_plum_ 4 місяці тому +7

    As a former competition dancer, their final competition dance is actually super realistsic lmao

  • @gravyonthanksgiving
    @gravyonthanksgiving 3 роки тому +2384

    Are we gonna gloss over the fact that the girl is singing about knowing the alphabet and uses the letter C for See.

  • @dhruvaharit6385
    @dhruvaharit6385 5 років тому +44689

    As a Hindu, I can confirm that every single Hindu is currently a Hindu because they were stressed about a dance competition

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers Рік тому +4

    The weirdly edited song @4:58 gets stuck in my head AT LEAST once a month. It's the exact right combination of inscrutable and catchy that my brain tries to solve for days at a time, and it's truly a curse.

  • @garywolff4785
    @garywolff4785 Рік тому +16

    5:26 the song seems to be in 7/8 time, which is probably my least favorite time signature possible! It really is like someone cuts out an actual part of the song.

  • @pearla1744
    @pearla1744 3 роки тому +1760

    Dangers of being stressed out:
    You might die
    You might convert to Hinduism

    • @emptywaterbottle7819
      @emptywaterbottle7819 2 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @op-us2xz
      @op-us2xz 2 роки тому +21

      Both seem good

    • @euillo1023
      @euillo1023 2 роки тому +9

      Not exactly dangers 😏

    • @Ironbanner12
      @Ironbanner12 2 роки тому +17

      makes sense why India is 139 out of 149 in the happiness index

    • @saawan_2878
      @saawan_2878 2 роки тому +4

      Dude,I think that's why my whole family stresses me out too much,they're Hindus.

  • @kaznyaz
    @kaznyaz 5 років тому +7925

    OK BUT "i speak to dead people ... they complain. A LOT." IS HONESTLY PRETTY FUNNY

    • @sandrarivera1262
      @sandrarivera1262 5 років тому +89

      Nico!

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 5 років тому +285

      I thought that was a solid joke

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 5 років тому +46

      Ahh I know I spat my water out when I heard that🤣

    • @kaznyaz
      @kaznyaz 5 років тому +68

      Sandra Howell aaaa you noticed! the joke was like 3x funnier to me bc i just imagined it as nico talking to like jason or percy or someone

    • @ryanhargreeves4424
      @ryanhargreeves4424 5 років тому +32

      k l a u s h a r g r e e v e s ?

  • @cherricaque3922
    @cherricaque3922 6 місяців тому +6

    I don’t think the girl’s weird talk was a supernatural thing I think it’s just supposed to show how weird kids are because I used to say weird stuff like that as a kid, kids are weird 💀

  • @Apollo47023
    @Apollo47023 Рік тому +8

    5:05 i thought they said they singed better

  • @lucasfleming3114
    @lucasfleming3114 2 роки тому +12108

    Tbh the little girl who wants to join the dance groups is the most believable character, everything she says is pretty standard for a 5-year-old lmao

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 2 роки тому +582

      I’ve never had a 5 year old cast an Ancient Greek curse on me. What kinda 5 year olds do ya know lmao

    • @lucasfleming3114
      @lucasfleming3114 2 роки тому +1157

      @@monhi64 kids just be sayin the weirdest shit they overhear or see on tv lol

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 2 роки тому +686

      @@monhi64 you didn’t do that at five years old? I still remember when I first cursed someone to eternal damnation in the pits of hell. Kids today just ignore tradition.

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 2 роки тому +406

      As a babysitter I can confirm. They repeat a lot of snippets of stuff they've overhead on tv, read in books and anything anyone older says. This can lead to some very odd phrases.

    • @sansanwuu1517
      @sansanwuu1517 2 роки тому +19

      @@monhi64 Me...

  • @moonlitecensor
    @moonlitecensor 4 роки тому +2795

    Im still dying about the fact that they had xbox 360 headsets

    • @505finds
      @505finds 4 роки тому +34

      Mark flood BITCH HE POINTED IT OUT QUIT THE BULLSHIT AND WATCH THE VIDEO

    • @fornne4243
      @fornne4243 4 роки тому +53

      A O woah chill bro

    • @moonlitecensor
      @moonlitecensor 4 роки тому +21

      @@505finds you toxic lmao

    • @me-eh1zt
      @me-eh1zt 4 роки тому +17

      A O someone’s mad

    • @timefortea6063
      @timefortea6063 4 роки тому +5

      @@505finds lmaoooo😂😂

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 2 місяці тому +2

    "And the lights will flicker on and off..."
    - "Nosferatu..."

  • @User0000000000000004
    @User0000000000000004 Рік тому +11

    Pepper making you sneeze is one of those things that only happens in 1940s cartoons. Have you EVER seen that happen in the real world? Neither have I.

  • @kp2258
    @kp2258 3 роки тому +2812

    *shes so stressed about the results of the contest that she became a hindu, as one does*
    as a current hindu, i can confirm this

    • @thepyjamallamaloewen7655
      @thepyjamallamaloewen7655 3 роки тому +130

      As a Christian, whenever I get stressed I just convert to Confucianism

    • @rizcore
      @rizcore 3 роки тому +23

      Yea! And Hindus become Christians! Makes sense!

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 роки тому +7

      D u d e calm down

    • @rizcore
      @rizcore 3 роки тому +14

      @@Kevin_Theadore1 Why don't you?

    • @butter7445
      @butter7445 3 роки тому +5

      Your profile pic confirms it.

  • @ellie-ic1he
    @ellie-ic1he 5 років тому +3590

    why does joey talk like a gangsta from 1920s new york

  • @PixelatedPower555
    @PixelatedPower555 20 днів тому +2

    14:38 “STRESS KILLED MY GRANDMA, ALRIGHT!?”

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. Рік тому +8

    What happened to the subtitles at 4:55?