Climbing the FBI Watchlist in Hitman

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  • Опубліковано 19 лют 2023
  • It's not a crime, if there are no witnesses.
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    Intro/Ending Music by SonicPicnic (Up to Speed - Part 1) - sonicpicnic.bandcamp.com/albu...
    Fight music at 5:35 - The Hollow Howl by Doseone
    Plus some Makeup and Vanity Set, PvZ, and stock stuff
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 313

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname Рік тому +2423

    They call him Agent 47 because he need 47 tries to successfully kill his targets.

  • @BowandSvent
    @BowandSvent Рік тому +730

    You managed to remove yourself from every single FBI watchlist with that gameplay

  • @basedjiren3889
    @basedjiren3889 Рік тому +243

    "We've got a violent assailant kicking random ass"
    Lmao legendary dialog

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 Рік тому +993

    "And I have the average aim of your teammate in any fps."
    So you seemingly hit every shot while I'm sitting there missing every shot?

    • @spacecatsftw
      @spacecatsftw Рік тому +97

      ah so _you're_ the average teammate in an fps

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 Рік тому +28

      @@spacecatsftw No I make the average one look like they are hacking... That was the joke I made.

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor Рік тому +7

      ​@Syncringe he's saying that you're an average in a different statistic.

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 Рік тому +10

      @@silkenemperor Bruh depending on the game I end up with a negative score just because I use one to many nades that land near myself. The enemy have a harder time of killing me than myself. I swear if I could outrun my bullets I would accidentally do that too.

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor Рік тому +5

      @@syncringe1885 feels like I'm reading Google translate. Looks like you're saying you kill yourself more than the enemy kills you.

  • @Skullhawk13
    @Skullhawk13 Рік тому +320

    For the record the FBI’s most wanted was probably not intended to be a leaderboard

    • @Derin7890
      @Derin7890 11 місяців тому +18

      Lies

    • @loki3618
      @loki3618 8 місяців тому +35

      And the Genewa convention propably wasnt intended as a check list

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@loki3618are you Canadian?

    • @fr3y438
      @fr3y438 6 місяців тому

      They might be, or they might be Russian, Floridian, possibly even Australian, or American in general.

  • @fritz2205
    @fritz2205 Рік тому +747

    Crimes against humanity simulator

    • @MagdaGust62
      @MagdaGust62 Рік тому +28

      Let's look again at the Genebra Suggestion, just for inspiration

    • @user-yt8ud9np9i
      @user-yt8ud9np9i Рік тому +10

      That's Rim World. They even made a Geneva Convention thing to break or something like that... Reddit and the Internet is amazing.

    • @waynedixon1044
      @waynedixon1044 Рік тому +5

      Nah I played that in real life

    • @lloydxavier2300
      @lloydxavier2300 Рік тому +1

      ​@@waynedixon1044💀

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Рік тому +1

      No, thats 🇨🇳

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Рік тому +181

    5:53 "We spotted JKF and he was completely innocent"
    --Grim Kleaper, 2023

  • @legalise.nuclearbombs
    @legalise.nuclearbombs Рік тому +600

    Your videos are always must-watch. Putting this much effort into every second of a video definitely has me glued to my screen

  • @iteha9286
    @iteha9286 Рік тому +67

    i was just losing my mind in freelancer and grim kleaper makes it all go away with a hitman video, dark magic

  • @LeBronJame1776
    @LeBronJame1776 Рік тому +61

    This helps me learn that I'm not the only person who is bad at freelancer

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 11 місяців тому +4

      Every person who is bad at hitman is bad there, and so is everybody who likes playing stealth.
      Freelancer is a very dvisive mode, to say the least.

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 6 місяців тому +4

      It’s open… sometimes a little too open… sometimes the targets are people you wouldn’t be able to kill without drawing attention to yourself… sometimes you get caught by an eagle eye guard that somehow saw you… yeah divisive is a very strong word

  • @DeathDarknessGaming
    @DeathDarknessGaming Рік тому +188

    yes, kealper with htiman is a match made in ehaven, the memes. THE MEMES i can FEEL THEM ALREADY

    • @erinivy3260
      @erinivy3260 Рік тому

      Redditor ass comment

    • @Oddity_lol
      @Oddity_lol Рік тому +2

      man what?

    • @pacomatic9833
      @pacomatic9833 Рік тому

      @@Oddity_lol Lemme help you:
      Yes. Kleaper with Htiman is a match made in heaven! The memes.... THE MEMES!! *I CAN FEEL ALREADY FEEL THE MEMES!!!*

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 11 місяців тому +23

    I used to take pride in getting a super low score in the older hitmans basically just killing everyone it was a grand old time

    • @fredk4745
      @fredk4745 8 місяців тому +6

      Real shit I got -3.4 mil or something on moroccoo

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +267

    As someone who has spent weeks worth of time on this game, as someone who has completed the game on Master Mode, as someone who does Silent Assassin Suit Only for fun:
    This causes me pain.
    Keep going.

    • @chaoticmasterpiece
      @chaoticmasterpiece Рік тому +5

      That's hot. 🐨

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova 10 місяців тому +4

      well if we didn't think you were a masochist *before*...

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 10 місяців тому +4

      @@TheChronova There's a reason the M is in BDSM and mate, I'm into all four

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova 8 місяців тому

      that's fair

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 Рік тому +14

    "but I prefer the hard science of cause and affect.... i cause a bullet wound, and affect my bank account." not only is the editing clean but your funny as well. Subbed!

  • @dagrub9605
    @dagrub9605 Рік тому +9

    This isn't hitman, this is Armed Gunman.

  • @SayWhat1067
    @SayWhat1067 Рік тому +16

    I discovered you yesterday, subscribed today. Your content is hilarious!

  • @mr.shameless1886
    @mr.shameless1886 Рік тому +6

    ah yes, *random Cthuhluian chants. my favorite unexpected moment*

  • @InnitVit
    @InnitVit Рік тому +5

    ur videos are funny and actually enjoyable to watch. keep going man, ur a legend

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK Рік тому +7

    Plays a good game of Rimworld, but the bloodlust he has carries over to the other games.

  • @beans9288
    @beans9288 Рік тому +9

    Love hitman videos like this and just got this randomly recommended, haven’t watched the whole thing yet but this is awesome!! Just subbed :)

  • @CanadioIsCool
    @CanadioIsCool Рік тому +8

    It's always a good day with TGK uploads.

  • @Shotgun-Duck
    @Shotgun-Duck Рік тому +5

    This is the first video I have watched on this channel, I'm now binge watching this channel.

  • @miles_alexp3304
    @miles_alexp3304 Рік тому +2

    Your videos are hilarious and I love your editing. Defo subscribing.

  • @leeeric9786
    @leeeric9786 Рік тому +4

    incase anyone else might want to know; the caps lock + e thing, lets you "place" down most items/props without spooking the npcs.... most of the time, happy trapping!

  • @zachrobinson8357
    @zachrobinson8357 Рік тому +2

    When I heard the speed runners soundtrack, I knew it was gonna be good. Underrated gem!

  • @Walkingdeadfan675
    @Walkingdeadfan675 Рік тому +1

    3:13 he really loves your banana so you have every right to smack him.

  • @samjesse3818
    @samjesse3818 Рік тому +18

    Bro, the editing is top tier 😂

  • @bobman1111111111
    @bobman1111111111 Рік тому +2

    "How hard can it be?"
    ATTEMPT 1:
    C O L O R A D O

  • @monkeebunz8580
    @monkeebunz8580 Рік тому +2

    It saddens me that this video isn't more popular, or maybe not yet. I've been waiting for hitman content after... A.i took out atroic.
    Good video

  • @kirbyfreakyt4695
    @kirbyfreakyt4695 Рік тому +2

    Hey, Hitman 3 is like Golf, your objective is to win while getting as few points as possible. Eliminate 100% of the event guard. Leave a massacre scene. Let them know, the moment they go into hiding they are dead.
    1:05
    PFFF yeah nobody is ever going to do those missions voluntarily unless they're going for achievements.

  • @kellanbrosnan7239
    @kellanbrosnan7239 Рік тому +13

    Ah yes, the Russian hit man.
    Hitman 47 casualties per mission.

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Рік тому +3

      It's not a war-crime, it's a mild amunt of trolling.

    • @jonas4185
      @jonas4185 11 місяців тому

      ​@@havardl4495*"we do a little trolling"*

  • @sonnyboi1297
    @sonnyboi1297 Рік тому +3

    So glad Kleeper my rimworld UA-camr has come to this amazingly funny game.

  • @gabesteinberg6244
    @gabesteinberg6244 Рік тому +2

    >summoning Bill Gates
    MADMAN

  • @tom-bruh
    @tom-bruh Рік тому +3

    Much better when you dont include billionaires ever 30 seconds, good stuff

  • @DerpilicousVillager
    @DerpilicousVillager Рік тому

    only realistic hitman youtuber that doesnt only show them constantly winning

  • @Oscar-qj7uc
    @Oscar-qj7uc Рік тому +2

    I love these videos
    Thank you for making them great

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Рік тому +2

    Man's greatest ally and friend
    *explosives*

  • @vizorel7477
    @vizorel7477 Рік тому +2

    i found that the perfect solution to freelancer is a combination of being careful and careless, for example: kill and run or kill and hide (also that haven island is the perfect boss level because of how open it is with few restricted areas and the ability to shoot through the tall shrubs)

  • @Diamondlongbow5
    @Diamondlongbow5 Рік тому +2

    You make really good videos keep up the good work

  • @painfull16
    @painfull16 Рік тому +1

    😆 Production value (and irony) is strong with this one 😂 If only HM was this much fun ALL the time :p

  • @Epic0201
    @Epic0201 Рік тому +2

    First mission: Colorado.
    Aight, he's deranged but he has the spirit.

  • @Pteryll
    @Pteryll Рік тому +1

    The Grim Kleaper really does hitmen

  • @Binaeroooo77
    @Binaeroooo77 Рік тому +1

    They call him agent 47 because he can go 47 days without pooping

  • @lukestippo9650
    @lukestippo9650 Рік тому

    Thankyou soo much for all your dead inside humour I appreciate your videos way too much. Please make more warhammer videos😳

  • @videowatcher3872
    @videowatcher3872 Рік тому +3

    Yes the hitman of fbi watchlists

  • @puzzleblokk4932
    @puzzleblokk4932 Рік тому +1

    Finally...
    A UA-camr I can relate to.

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan Рік тому +3

    Of course the luck started to turn around the moment he finds a plague doctor outfit. Lulz.

  • @EugeneFrancisVonSchmittIII
    @EugeneFrancisVonSchmittIII Рік тому +2

    The kleaper returns!

  • @cyanlol.
    @cyanlol. Рік тому +3

    Hitman UA-camr try not to wear the clown suit challenge (impossible)

  • @Unknown-rs6wd
    @Unknown-rs6wd Рік тому +1

    For a person who does videos on games like RimWorld and Total WarHammer, this is a suprising video, also by the order of CIA you will be monitered until you're actions will change in a better way

  • @iankelley9302
    @iankelley9302 Рік тому +1

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITES ON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!!!!!!!!!

  • @VenceDrift
    @VenceDrift Рік тому +1

    wow i feel good at hitman 3 watching this

  • @Apple-tq3ve
    @Apple-tq3ve Рік тому +1

    Good video kleap!

  • @Fergus829
    @Fergus829 9 місяців тому +2

    You seem like a nice fellow, very good voice chap.

  • @joelellks4063
    @joelellks4063 Рік тому +2

    I'm kind of impressed by your interpretation of R'lyehian. Cthulhu fhtagn to you too!

  • @richardgarrison5286
    @richardgarrison5286 Рік тому +1

    Dude the speedrun music
    It hits

  • @tobiaswerner4418
    @tobiaswerner4418 Рік тому +12

    Hitman will always be entertaining

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but what about hitwoman

  • @neoduke007
    @neoduke007 Рік тому +1

    Ebeeto might not be making videos anymore but you'll do just fine 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious content!

  • @bennethorst4967
    @bennethorst4967 Рік тому

    "oh come o-" -a guard knowing that theres something heading straight for his head and getting destroyed after

  • @aydinogansoy1222
    @aydinogansoy1222 6 місяців тому

    Makarov is happy and scared
    most importantly, proud to have one fan.

  • @_.Wanderer_
    @_.Wanderer_ Рік тому +1

    a my daily job, the grim kleaper you should keep it up, maybe one day you will be better than me

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 3 місяці тому +1

    There's this crazy cure for syphilis called abstinence😂... Shocker 🤣

  • @ALPHARIUS_257
    @ALPHARIUS_257 Рік тому +1

    The best thing in hit man is that any you this is able to fill it’s target

  • @MrDoenyon
    @MrDoenyon 6 місяців тому

    Grim is a man of skill, determination and sheer will. Ok, mostly will and determination.

  • @theburtongamer4214
    @theburtongamer4214 Рік тому +1

    Hitman agrees with
    Legalize nuclear bombs

  • @micahthomas7644
    @micahthomas7644 Рік тому

    Hitman 47: Multiple collaterals

  • @lakottke
    @lakottke Рік тому

    7:18 “oh these are pretty cool bananas”

  • @kinkyslinky6839
    @kinkyslinky6839 Рік тому

    Saw 2 minutes in and your beautiful editing made me sub

  • @alexanders.1359
    @alexanders.1359 Рік тому +1

    I played that mode a lot.
    And it is goddamn difficult!
    For the simple reason: There are no safepoints. And not just no safepoints for a single mission... you need to complete a series of succesfull missions without any safing at all.
    And the fact that you loose all your equipment on death means that it can really be frustrating a lot of the time. And even if I managed to get or buy myself some cool gear I would never ever use and risk it. I basically played all of that mode with NO gear at the start of the missions and only took what the guards had for me. Better to upgrade the collection then risk any of it.

  • @a_man_of_many_screams
    @a_man_of_many_screams Рік тому +1

    pogging when i heard music from the EtG soundtrack

  • @hexapodc.1973
    @hexapodc.1973 Рік тому +1

    Hear me out, hitman genocide run

  • @LyricsVideo4U
    @LyricsVideo4U Рік тому +1

    Nice, keep it up!

  • @xavierxavier166
    @xavierxavier166 6 місяців тому

    Wow, another clinicly insane youtuber, that ventilates his psycopathy into playing videogames.
    Neat.
    Time to binge watch the entire channel 😭

  • @Garlakel
    @Garlakel Рік тому +2

    Good job agent 47.

  • @saltyyogurt9136
    @saltyyogurt9136 11 місяців тому

    The amount of trouble you had to go through just to peel a banana.

  • @anyonenamedMili
    @anyonenamedMili Рік тому +2

    Grim kleaper my beloved

  • @notreal9579
    @notreal9579 Рік тому +1

    Baby wake up grim kleaper uploaded

  • @MindAtItsFinest
    @MindAtItsFinest Рік тому +1

    A hitman does not have to be always stealthy, he can be stealthy, but he can also be the one who: enters the place, reaches the objective, eliminates it and makes his way to the exit.
    but afterall a hitmans are professionals and professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone they meet.

  • @williamC0349
    @williamC0349 Рік тому +2

    After the first death it felt like an evictee touring his underground hitman dungeon for the last time

  • @Slavalanche
    @Slavalanche Рік тому +1

    2:43 - if you try to summon Cthulhu at least not now.... I just bought a nice car, let me enjoy it...

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 3 місяці тому

    This feels more like the movie version of 47 than the game version of 47

  • @GallusGamer
    @GallusGamer Рік тому +1

    2:39 Bro was speaking Aklo. Isn’t that the Aklo sampler from Sandy Peterson’s 5e C.O.C. Rule book?

  • @parkian4245
    @parkian4245 Рік тому +1

    truly an American hero

  • @Idkwholmao
    @Idkwholmao 6 місяців тому

    Good song usage! :D

  • @Kohl293
    @Kohl293 Рік тому +4

    11:24 It was later discovered he returned the game.
    Whoops.

  • @KatabaticPlays
    @KatabaticPlays Рік тому +1

    He does indeed hit men.

  • @jimraynor3132
    @jimraynor3132 8 місяців тому

    This freelance game mode actually looks really sick I should get this game just for that

  • @thedead12
    @thedead12 Рік тому +1

    Peacemaker Simulator 2023

  • @Kupari9
    @Kupari9 11 місяців тому +1

    Me before watching his videos: How many nice things in a video game The Grim Kleaper could have done?
    The Grim Kleaper commiting war crimes against humanity, elves, dwarfs and any race in the games he has played: Well...

    • @Kupari9
      @Kupari9 11 місяців тому

      Also: Your videos are the funniest i have seen

  • @cavaxshapla1284
    @cavaxshapla1284 Рік тому +1

    Way to good youtuber!, and the aoe music kills me!!

  • @captainjeff6847
    @captainjeff6847 Рік тому +2

    " how many civilians have you killed?!"
    "Uh i don't know, not really a math guy yknow?"

  • @squiddy2895
    @squiddy2895 9 місяців тому

    6:49 the legoland music tho

  • @GEN10HOLOPILOT
    @GEN10HOLOPILOT 6 місяців тому

    That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday 6:28

  • @thechairman2568
    @thechairman2568 Рік тому

    I love how it randomly cuts to you killing the person in front of you.

  • @MrTowels
    @MrTowels Рік тому

    For some reason I've always struggled with the Colorado mission

  • @thecookieman2808
    @thecookieman2808 Рік тому +1

    Great content!

  • @crackithcocainith
    @crackithcocainith Рік тому +1

    Lol speedrunners sound track in theintro

  • @Marinebioecolandcons
    @Marinebioecolandcons 11 місяців тому

    9:36 my fav moment

  • @Bandit-23th
    @Bandit-23th Рік тому +2

    He lives!

  • @thefrogmagician9866
    @thefrogmagician9866 Рік тому +2

    Hitman more like stink man 🤣🤣😂