@@smeni9495 Yes, that is the joke. So is also "no truer words have ever been spoken" as you may guess from the fact that he says it makes him laugh directly afterward.
@@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 And as we all know, Friendship is Magic. Magic that is not strictly regulated is Heresy. Therefore, Friendship is Heresy, and this suddenly makes a terrifying amount of sense.
5:36 Executing and replacing a defeated general, and having the replacement force the remnants of his exhausted army to attack again immediately? Very on-brand for the Dawi Zharr, well done.
I think they didn't actually kill him and instead took away his name and sent him to the Infernal Guard. Coinciding he's playing as Drazhoath the Ashen, the guy that runs the Infernal Guard, its basically forcing him to pay off a debt by working.
@@LordCrate-du8zm Iam 90% sure the chaos dwarf pre date the iron warriors which is funny since that would make the iron warriors chaos squats in a round about way
@@matthewhawthorne8411 like how Ukrain tried to wipe 2 whole towns off the map for over 5 years now b/c they did not bow to a insurrection of the last real election :)
Farmers looking at conscription then to the battlelusting guy who set him up to draft with him. Wartime M.R.I Constant possiblity of death Peacefull life
"It's not a casualty if it's not a person" was funny, but what really got me was 17:17 "The mortar ended the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have even been enemies"
You gotta love how lore friendly Kleaper's videos are, making the high king of the Dawi watch as they let loose countless green skins to pillage his land is definitely what a Dawi Zharr lord would do, the perfect revenge.
You are utterly the best content creater when it comes to WarHammer. Your ability to take situations in and out context, the mastership to look into stuff from such a perspective that you can create something funny out of thin air is mesmerizing. It is always a good day when you upload as many have mentioned. Best 30 minutes of my day. Keep up the good work!. I've been one of your first followers and seeing you are getting the recognition you deserve is an absolute joy!
Shoutouts to the fact that you've not only taken the time to list out the songs used in your video, but you've actually made timestamps of where they're used AND imbedded it into the video. greatly greatly appreciate that. Great work, great video, great vibes.
I’ll never forget the game I played as Repanse de Leon. Early in the campaign, Thorek Ironbrow declared war on me. I wiped him out, but apparently word gets around. As a result of my short person genocide, all of the dwarves were at -1000+ in relations when I met them. For the rest of the campaign I was beset by dwarves, and the wood elves and the empire whom the dwarves roped in during the late game. By the time I got the campaign victory, I was at war with all of the Order factions, and trading with chaos dwarves and skaven. Truly the most chivalric Brettonian game ever.
"We had their direct counter; 240 midgets with shotguns." This line has single-handedly sold me this dlc xD Keep up the great war cri- I mean, content Kleaper!!
“We built guard towers to keep our employees safe from the outside world.” Idk if it was intentional or not but I find it funny that the building he built doesn’t actually contribute to the defense of a settlement. All it does is raise Control and I think provides further vision of the surrounding area. But in terms of “protection” it doesn’t do jack squat lmao
The amount of air quotes used in this video has me gasping for air after breaking a rib laughing. "How they could use such a barbaric institution, I will never understand" 🤣
When the faction preview for the chaos dwarves first came out, the narrator consistently referred to the slaves only as unpaid labor force, making me immediately know this faction was perfect for Kleaper.
i love your delivery and subtle jokes. Your commentary is by far some of the best shit ive heard in years. Im loving your content, i plan on binge watching your entire channel. Getting a bowl, and some snacks now.
The Skaven faction at Nagashizzar is one that only ever stays there, a defensive faction existing to protect a specific area, like that one lizardmen faction in the magical forest in lustria. They're never gonna attack anyone, only defend that specific settlement
I like the reference to your Civ 6 video. Also, I really thought that the third goal was going to be a delayed War thunder sponsor! Would've been halirious!
I hope they make more factions like the chaos dwarfs where they mix races into the same faction Wouldnt it be cool to see what Clan Skryre would get up to if they combined their technology with the chaos dwarfs or vice versa?
Somehow getting all 4 chaos factions to side with you well before the halfway point of the video is literally the whole plotline of WH40k's Abaddon somehow (bullshit plot armor) getting all 4 chaos factions, and more, to side with him.
I love the Chorfs! Once you figure out how their economy works they get crazy powerful. Late game I had more money than I knew what to do with. But yeah, you gotta pluck out Ghorst ASAP. He'll take the damn wood elves tree and keep spawning out of it if you don't burn him out. After that its Grimgor. The asshole is more trouble than he's worth and loves to spawn camp all your caravans. Dick move Ironhide. Also its good to try and make friends with any and all chaos factions. Kugath is a good friend to have, but if you can get Archaeon its fantastic. He can be kind of a dick otherwise.
GRIIIIIIMMMMMM, I have a request, A hero/lord only challenge, like, literally no troops campaign, you can have as much armies as you want but no troops, I want to see a lot of OP builds
"its not a casualty if its not a person" no truer words have ever been spoken, always got me cracking up, thanks for the great content
Hes literally playing the bad guy my guy hes roleplaying as an evil asshole
Thats why russians haven't any casualty
@@smeni9495WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
WHO COULD’VE GUESSED
@@smeni9495 Yes, that is the joke. So is also "no truer words have ever been spoken" as you may guess from the fact that he says it makes him laugh directly afterward.
@@smeni9495No shit Sherlock
The four shrines at the end and the Skaven plague was strangely heartwarming. All those factions, united.
The four factions of Chaos, undivided by conflict. ;)
kinda sad they didn't keep going and drown the world in Chaos with the power of Friendship*
*they hate each other less than everyone else
@@xaldrortenderofthevats8948
And as we all know, Friendship is Magic.
Magic that is not strictly regulated is Heresy.
Therefore, Friendship is Heresy, and this suddenly makes a terrifying amount of sense.
5:36 Executing and replacing a defeated general, and having the replacement force the remnants of his exhausted army to attack again immediately? Very on-brand for the Dawi Zharr, well done.
I think they didn't actually kill him and instead took away his name and sent him to the Infernal Guard. Coinciding he's playing as Drazhoath the Ashen, the guy that runs the Infernal Guard, its basically forcing him to pay off a debt by working.
very soviet of you
Also a very Iron Warriors thing to do. Peter Turbo must have given them a TED Talk
He would fit right in in the Red Army
@@LordCrate-du8zm Iam 90% sure the chaos dwarf pre date the iron warriors which is funny since that would make the iron warriors chaos squats in a round about way
I watched this 12 times before realizing it wasn't Markiplier
PEWDIEPIE!!?!?
Ayy i watch your videos too
@@TheGrimKleaperHOW DARE KLEAPER SAY THE NAME OF SUCH A RACIST INDIVIDUAL, UNSUBED.
Reggie clearly ran out of lotion.
Oh hey its the sellout
Placing the laborers in the front certainly is one of the tactics of all time.
Stallin would be proud
a Laborer, a man of your talents?
We need more hobs
@@WorldGoodsVladimir Putin is currently doing the same thing👍
@@matthewhawthorne8411 like how Ukrain tried to wipe 2 whole towns off the map for over 5 years now b/c they did not bow to a insurrection of the last real election :)
Imagine living a peaceful life and suddenly encountering this maniac who lets you work 22 hours and gives you something you might call food
Farmers looking at conscription then to the battlelusting guy who set him up to draft with him.
Wartime M.R.I
Constant possiblity of death
Peacefull life
"It's not a casualty if it's not a person" was funny, but what really got me was 17:17 "The mortar ended the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have even been enemies"
"it's not a casualty if it's not a person" is now my favorite phrase.
Legit came here to say this 😂
The jokes, the gameplay, all of it. Perfect.
You gotta love how lore friendly Kleaper's videos are, making the high king of the Dawi watch as they let loose countless green skins to pillage his land is definitely what a Dawi Zharr lord would do, the perfect revenge.
You got to be carful though, OSHA Might send the Dwarfs of OSHA Mountain
That's if he doesn't take OSHA mountain first.
@@islandranger1359 True, But then he would have to get past hundreds of angry Engineers and Coffee Addicted Maniacs
@@islandranger1359it’s defended by Taxus, Kell of the IRS
@@Donshades4404 is that a d2 rreference?
"Queeks only contribution, poisoning the water supply"
Yup, that's the skaven.
You know it's a good day when grim uploads
Well, good for us. There's bound to be some v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ _unhappy customers_ in the video.
Amen to that
Very true
And reggie to
Aye I can agree with that
You are utterly the best content creater when it comes to WarHammer. Your ability to take situations in and out context, the mastership to look into stuff from such a perspective that you can create something funny out of thin air is mesmerizing. It is always a good day when you upload as many have mentioned. Best 30 minutes of my day. Keep up the good work!. I've been one of your first followers and seeing you are getting the recognition you deserve is an absolute joy!
Shoutouts to the fact that you've not only taken the time to list out the songs used in your video, but you've actually made timestamps of where they're used AND imbedded it into the video. greatly greatly appreciate that. Great work, great video, great vibes.
I’ll never forget the game I played as Repanse de Leon. Early in the campaign, Thorek Ironbrow declared war on me. I wiped him out, but apparently word gets around. As a result of my short person genocide, all of the dwarves were at -1000+ in relations when I met them. For the rest of the campaign I was beset by dwarves, and the wood elves and the empire whom the dwarves roped in during the late game. By the time I got the campaign victory, I was at war with all of the Order factions, and trading with chaos dwarves and skaven. Truly the most chivalric Brettonian game ever.
"We had their direct counter; 240 midgets with shotguns." This line has single-handedly sold me this dlc xD Keep up the great war cri- I mean, content Kleaper!!
That "climactic chase" was pretty funny, made me honestly chortle in laughter.
Yeah that was good laugh 😂
“Nothing to lose but your chains, I wouldn’t be so sure” is such a badass line😂
You know we're all on a watch list for associating with this man
Positive relation: +8
Negative relation: More pissed off shitless than all demons of khorne at once If you steal all their skulls
I love how you just created an alliance of darkness and named it “CHODE”
I was taking a sip of a delicious beverage when you said "lorge spooder". Mango smoothie came out of my nose.
Ah yes it’s a good day when Grim uploads a Warhammer video
"Making ridiculous demands lime only being shot on Wednesdays... or food."
I cannot express my overwhelming excitement for this video! It's Kleeping time
“We built guard towers to keep our employees safe from the outside world.”
Idk if it was intentional or not but I find it funny that the building he built doesn’t actually contribute to the defense of a settlement. All it does is raise Control and I think provides further vision of the surrounding area. But in terms of “protection” it doesn’t do jack squat lmao
Welcome back Kleaper. You never fail in giving me second-hand schizophrenia
"Just burn down the forest, whats it gonna do?" and a smash cut to a looming durthu just sent me 😂
We really should be taking tips from these economical titans.
You should try winning as a pacifist, while convincing all your allies to kill your enemies
Chaos Dwarves are so good.
Their gameplay, lore, and aesthetics, all so perfect.
Reggie and kleaper uploads within 2 days of one another? I’m occupied for the next 12 hours
Wait wait, that face reveal caught me off guard!
As always, amazing video, love the gameplay, editing and humour in your every video! Keep it up!
21:55 to 21:59, Kleaper just casually drops a face reveal.
Whilst roasting dream😂😅
“The last thing we need in our market, is child labor. Because I can’t beat those prices.”
Helmann Ghorst appearing was like when your previous protagonist becomes the new antagonist
The amount of air quotes used in this video has me gasping for air after breaking a rib laughing.
"How they could use such a barbaric institution, I will never understand" 🤣
"it's not a casualty if it's not a person"
-belka
When the faction preview for the chaos dwarves first came out, the narrator consistently referred to the slaves only as unpaid labor force, making me immediately know this faction was perfect for Kleaper.
28:56
"I poisoned the water supply, now enemy's dead. Yay"
"In the game of rock-paper-scissors, the winner is usually... gun." ... Mr. Kloper speaking the truth once more.
8:47 "claiming it at the cost of "few" casualties" its so nice of bro to adopt Skaven tactics for the greater good
17:20 “440 kills - Some of which may have even been enemies” spit my drink with that one😂
i love your delivery and subtle jokes. Your commentary is by far some of the best shit ive heard in years. Im loving your content, i plan on binge watching your entire channel. Getting a bowl, and some snacks now.
You know it's a good day when the god of mischief posts another banger of a warcrime
railway system extension is amazing for chaos dwarfs, instant movement between certain tier3 settlements, is VERY useful
Everytime I see an upload by you my day genuinely gets better thanks for the great content.
I knew exactly zero about this game but I was so invested in this story.
Truly the mark of a great video
The Skaven faction at Nagashizzar is one that only ever stays there, a defensive faction existing to protect a specific area, like that one lizardmen faction in the magical forest in lustria. They're never gonna attack anyone, only defend that specific settlement
Every video this guy uploads is a banger, I loved the “just burn down the forest, what’s it gonna do? Walk away?”
0:36 yes yes shadow wizard money gang meme was prominent around the time the chaos dwarves came out :P
putting Tretch Craventail in charge of "human resources" was just so perfect
"Ending the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have been enemies" this is true comedy
18:27
grimgor: i have da best waaagh and im gunna krump ya
auto resolve: well yess but actually no
My new favorite channel. I’m also OSHA certified and I can confirm this is a beautiful video
I think the Chaos Dwarfs are actually even more American than Count Noctilus von Washington was. Impressive!
God the more I watch Kleaper and Reggie play total warhammer 3 the more I wanna play
Then you should, it's a really fun game! :)
I wanted to make a geneva checklist joke but im not sure if any could ever be sufficient.
Holy shit das some top tier content ❤
Thank you, good sir, for putting the music in the chapters, an act of true greatness. It is much appreciated, thank you very much.
I like the reference to your Civ 6 video. Also, I really thought that the third goal was going to be a delayed War thunder sponsor! Would've been halirious!
I’m glad I subscribed for such relatable content
I just realized your chapters link to the music you used. THANK YOU
Man, I can believe that they actually made Amazon as a faction in Warhammer, very cool!
It'd be fun to see you a total annihilation campaign with Morghur, the ultimate ward-saving siege engine/chemical bomb. Sounds right up your alley
You know it's a good day when grim uploads.
Never was so happy seeing a youtuber upload a vid
Great video ,your commentary/jokes and editing gets better with each video.
Finally, a new Grim Kleaper video, a d not long after a new Anti-Kleaper video and not long after a new Reggie video either
Man your vids are really amazing and they sure did help me get through lots of tough times
watching this why overseeing the work of my dark minions, and sipping tea
I wonder how long it would take thorgrim to write out all those grudges at the end...
Great fun video. I also want to show some appreciation to the Music creditting being in the video Chapters. That's a Giga-brain move right there.
I hope they make more factions like the chaos dwarfs where they mix races into the same faction
Wouldnt it be cool to see what Clan Skryre would get up to if they combined their technology with the chaos dwarfs or vice versa?
You cannot tell me that chaos dwarves are not American cowboys.
Shotguns, big hats, trains, and a loathing for everyone different then them
Great vid Kleep.
Your vid’s have continued to get better and more entertaining. Keep up the good work
"What are they gonna do? Get up and walk away?"
Don't be silly, they'll get up and crush you into a fine paste
You know, the Geneva Convention isn’t a regulation , it’s a check list, and you got them all
Somehow getting all 4 chaos factions to side with you well before the halfway point of the video is literally the whole plotline of WH40k's Abaddon somehow (bullshit plot armor) getting all 4 chaos factions, and more, to side with him.
To be honest, I couldn't care less about this game, but your jokes and editing are so on point I check your channel regularly to not miss any videos.
6:05 “Ogres may be scary but nothing is more frightening than a flying robo cow” is my favorite phrase
i am thoroughly convinced that its harder to play this game without committing crimes against humanity (or sentient-creature-ity)
Oh boy another video! I will use this to improve my business tactics
I love the Chorfs! Once you figure out how their economy works they get crazy powerful. Late game I had more money than I knew what to do with. But yeah, you gotta pluck out Ghorst ASAP. He'll take the damn wood elves tree and keep spawning out of it if you don't burn him out. After that its Grimgor. The asshole is more trouble than he's worth and loves to spawn camp all your caravans. Dick move Ironhide.
Also its good to try and make friends with any and all chaos factions. Kugath is a good friend to have, but if you can get Archaeon its fantastic. He can be kind of a dick otherwise.
The last 10 seconds of this video was the perfect cherry on top of the sundae. I have to admit that I laughed really hard.
...I really wanna read *DA WAAAGH MANIFESTO*
"The 'istory of all 'itherto existing society is the 'istory of class WAAAAGH!"
And so on, and so on...
Helmann Ghorst has become an Eldritch being that refuses to go away at this point.
I get way too hype for new Kleaper videos. 😂 Raw talent.
GRIIIIIIMMMMMM, I have a request, A hero/lord only challenge, like, literally no troops campaign, you can have as much armies as you want but no troops, I want to see a lot of OP builds
Love the vids mate, and their surprisingly being made quickly so well done again ❤
This is the type of playthrough I want to go through, uniting several different factions, using them together in armies and smashing my enemies
It's always a good day when Kleaper uploads. Let Industrialism take the world.
25:44 "oh look we just got a letter! I wonder who it's from"
*cue sickest moves in the east*
Chaos Dwarves is what you get when you combine Deep Rock Galactic with Senator Armstrong
I totally knew you couldn't resist to play the faction that is known to be the warcrimes underneath all warcrimes
Ah yes and as a certain British person likes to say "Its perfectly balanced"
The video that we don't deserved but a thousand percent needed. A perfect combination of perfection.
One of the best yet, keep up the war crimes Kleaper!
Best way to play Chaos Dwarfs:
Select any Legendary Lord and then put the 10h version of "Where there's a whip there's a way" song in the background.
The company said kill
"twitch craventail"
"Hiiii!"
*botlane flashbacks ensue*
BLOODY SAME! Moment i heard that "Hii" I immedetly got hit with a flash back xD
And now i'm back playing league.